#dont look at the timelines it's true just trust me.

[littlekingbergara]

it's so crazy how ryan's work in puppet history got him a role in the new ant man movie.

#really goes to show you how the mainstream entertainment industry is finally recognizing talent in the digital media space. #he didnt even have to audition marvel casting directors were watching puppet history and were like we need him. #he's the most talented actor we've ever seen he'll give the most compelling performance in any marvel movie ever. #dont look at the timelines it's true just trust me. #(nobody look im spreading misinformation on the internet for fun 😉) #ri.txt #puppet history #ryan bergara #ryan

[whyse7vn]

RUMOURS -

[ot7 x reader]

3D OUT NOW!

8 participants - 8 online

———————————

tae: guys be honest am i puppy coded

jin: you are rat coded

tae: no i’m not guys tell him i’m not

jk: cheese

hobi: GUYS DID YOU SEE THE STATEMENT BIGHIT JUST PUT OUT FOR THE Y/N AND YOONGI DATING RUMOURS???????

jimin: the what?

jk: THE WHAT?

tae: arf?

jin: you can’t force the puppy lifestyle

tae: you don’t know anything

guys tell him he knows nothing

jimin: were they not just fighting like???

namjoon: they made a statement about it?

tae: but bighit denied it right?

jk: RIGHT?

hobi: THATS THE CRAZY PART

jimin: no fucking way

jk: STOP LYING

namjoon: but they were literally just in a meeting about it?

like i’m not joking like 10 minutes ago they were in the conference room

they had to deny it no?

jk: RIGHT TELL HIM NAMJOON

namjoon: unless theyre actually together

jk: nO NO

NOT TRUE

TRUST ME

hobi: Hello.

This is BIGHIT MUSIC.

We would like to inform our fans that we as a company do not control relationships our artists may engage in.

This is in relation to the recent rumours concerning BTS SUGA and Y/n.

As this is a matter that concerns our artists personal lives we can not confirm or deny these rumours.

We ask that fans to respect both artists privacy and remind you that our company will spare no effort in providing legal support for our artists if it is needed.

We ask you for your continued love and support for both SUGA and Y/n and and a reminder that fellow BTS member Jungkook releases his solo single “3D” featuring Jack Harlow on September 29th.

IS THIS NOT INSANE

jin: the jungkook plug at the end???

jk: SO ITS NOT TRUE

THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER

namjoon: oh

tae: they could be

jimin: @ y/n @ yoongi wya

are you together? be honest

y/n: hiiiiiiiiiiii

jk: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

yoongi: hello

jk: kill yourself

tae: babe tell me why you didn’t tell them to deny it

look me in the eyes

tell me the truth baby it’s just you and me

namjoon: we are in a gc

tae: you and me angle

jin: do you mean angel you fucking idiot

tae: baby 🥺

who is this man??

namjoon: i am curious tho

why didn’t you deny?

y/n: no point

tae: the point is we are in love

hobi: ok but are you together?

yoongi: who knows

jimin: obviously you fucking stupid bitch

jin: he wanna be mysterious so bad 😭

jk: this is not true

i won’t accept this

I WONT

namjoon: soooo

yoongi: it’s lowkey true anyways

namjoon: it is?

tae: IT IS???????

jk: NOT

IT IS NOT TRUE

THATS WHAT HES SAYING

yoongi: that is not what i’m saying

jimin: ur officially together?

y/n: we are not

yoongi: yet

y/n: yoongi!!!

yoongi: :3

jin: ew ok i want to throw up

hobi: i can’t stand you guys already

tae: i’m in a wheelchair actually

thanks a lot guys

namjoon: ok

jk: NOT OK

jimin: so scoups wasn’t the one for you then?

or mingyu?

jungkook???

or that san guy

not even minho????

i liked minho

shownu?

OH what about the young one

what was his name again

??

OH MARK

what happened to mark?

hobi: OMG WHAT ABOUT BAEKHYUN????

tae: YOU FUCKED WITH BAEKHYUN AND NOT ME??

WHEN

TELL ME WHEN

PLEASE DONT TELL ME IT WAS IN THE 2014-2016 TIMELINE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

IT WAS WASN’T IT

OH MY GOD IM GONNA THROW UP

THROWING UP AS I TYPE

BELHHHHHHHH 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮

namjoon: shut the fuck up

y/n: leave me alone

half of that list is a lie anyways

i am not a whore!

jimin: lowkey a lie but ok!

namjoon: jimin

jimin: what???

i still support my queen like yess you go girl catch flights not feelings or whatever the girls are saying these days

jin: y/n how do you not have like stds ?

yoongi: wtf is wrong with you

y/n: CUz IM NOT A WHORE

i don’t just fuck anybody

jimin: lied again cuz wtf is jungkook?

hobi: dead by now

probably

y/n: kook is special don’t be mean

jk: hehe i am >.<

hobi: what did i fuck did i tell you about heheing in this gc

jk: srry

jin: jungkook needs to be like deeply studied like he’s actually not fucking right and it’s scary

i’m scared

like how are you ignoring the fact that the girl you in love with is in your face basically claiming another man

and not just any man literally one of your closet friends

like the fact you can forget all of that after one compliment from her is insane

you are insane

jk: no i’m special tell him y/n

y/n: my special boy <3

jk: HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHDHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

yoongi: we are not close friends btw

y/n: don’t start

yoongi: :3

tae: ok idc can you deny the rumours now

jk: PLEASE

yoongi: no

namjoon: as much as i for what ever you guys have got going on i really think you should deny the rumours

yoongi: no

jk: YEAH

WOOO PUT UR FOOT DOWN JOON

TELL HIM

TELL HIM

WOOO WOOO

I LOVE KIM NAMJOON

tae: ???

why are you for what they have going on please pick a fucking side namjoon you cannot be the middle man

namjoon: can you guys shut up for 2

seconds

tae: 1

jungkook say 2

jk: 2

tae: we did

namjoon: you really didn’t

hobi: JUNGKOOK YOU HEHEED AGAIN YOU BETTER STOP ONE MORE TIME AND ILL GET PHYSICAL

jk: i’m sorry 😢

namjoon: anyways as i was saying i think it would be better to deny the the rumours now for y/ns sake she gets enough hate as it is and this will really only add to it

jimin: wait ur kinda right my poor girl :/

tae: i can give her love dw

come into my arms baby

cum 2 me

yoongi: kill yourself

jk: ILL PROTECT YOU Y/N

y/n: means the world jk

jk: AHHHHHHH :DDDDDDDD

yoongi: he’s lame

y/n: don’t

yoongi: :3

y/n: and thank you for ur concern joonie but i’m literally in a dating scandal every other week there’s honestly no point the hate was bound to come anyways

and plus the love out weighs the hate so i’m sosososo good

namjoon: i don’t believe you but ok

hobi: LMAOOOO

sorry not funny

tae: weak ass fucking leader ohmy god

where is ur sense of authority

where is ur dominance?

hobi: stop talking

y/n: we do not want to hear ur furry talk

tae: THAT IS NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR ALPHA YOUNG LADY

now come here let me scent you

hobi: actually end your life

y/n: please

yoongi: come over

jin: geez buy me dinner first

jimin: fat bitch

jin: im literally gonna put this on twitter and get you cancelled

jimin: noooo not to ur 13 followers my career is done for i’m telling you

hobi: what’s ur eta what’s ur eta

jk: idk et sorry

and also idk who a is either

i’m sorry

hobi: LEAVE ME ALONE

jk: i said i was sorry

i hope u find them

hobi: i have a gun to ur head in my mind rn

jk: don’t shoot 😂

wrong emoji

*🥲

PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY

jimin: of lice

jin: omg rice sounds so good rn

jimin: i said lice wow ur actually fat

jin: NAMJOON TELL HIM HES BEING PROBLEMATIC

namjoon: jimin ur being problematic

jimin: namjoon tell him he’s being big

namjoon: go away please

tae: ok why have the rumours not been denied

y/n: why are we back to this

yoongi: she wants me that’s why

jk: NO

NO

NO TRUE

ARE YOU HER SPECIAL BOY

YOU ARE NOT

BECAUSE I AM

AND I HAVE PROOF

SO SHUT THE HELL UP

yoongi: thats cool and all but where are your dating rumours?

jk: SHUT THE HELL UP SHUT THE HELL UPPPPPPPP

y/n: stop being losers

jk: i’m in love with you

yoongi: :3

jin: insanity

tae: yoongi say something for me rq

yoongi: no

tae:

hobi: HELPPPPOO

jimin: LMAO

y/n: PLS

yoongi: ur actually a child and i do not use light mode so this just looks stupid

jin: was still funny with dark mode

yoongi: no it wasn’t

tae: it was

everyone laughed

don’t be mad i made everyone laugh

cuz u know u could NEVER

yoongi: namjoon didn’t laugh

tae: namjoon isn’t even a man

namjoon: ???

jk: i use light mode

jimin: what

jin: omg

hobi: ew

yoongi: as expected

tae: bro

y/n: kookie…

jk: IS THAT BAD OHMYGOD IS IT BAD HOW DO I CHANGE IT?? IS THAT BAD

AM I A BAD PERSON

I AM

I AM

I KNOW I AM

I SHOULD BE LOCKED UP

THEY NEED TO LOCK ME UP

PLEASE LOCK ME UP

NO JUST KILL ME

JUST KILL ME AND LET ME ROT

NO TORTURE ME

MAKE SURE IT HURTS REAL BAD

AND THEN LIKE

COOK BAM INFRONT OF ME AND MAKE ME EAT HIM AS I BEG YOU ALL TO STOP AND I START THROWING UP

THEN CHOKE ME UNTIL I CANT BREATE AND WATCH AS THE LIFE SLOWLY LEAVES MY EYES

namjoon: what the fuck

y/n: what did bam do

tae: that’s pretty messed up

jin: are you ok?

jimin: …

yoongi: fucking freak

hobi: woah

jk: punish me

namjoon: clam down

jk: please

y/n: crazy!

jk: kiss me

i know i don’t deserve it but kiss me

yoongi: go away

tae: kiss me

jk: NO

tae: ngl i’m sick of hoseok guys

hobi: what did i do

tae: leave me alone

hobi: i’m literally having sex with ur mother rn

tae: OMG????

PLS NO

namjoon: both of you just shut up please

hobi: you saw how he came for me for no reason and ur telling me to shut up??

are u fr rn…

i feel so betrayed rn

jimin: horny rn

y/n: gross

jimin: come fix it

yoongi: shut the fuck up

jk: DON’T SPEAK TO HER LIKE THAT

namjoon: i have a headache

jin: shut the hell up

namjoon left “3D OUT NOW!!”

y/n: wow jin

jk: namjoon :(

jimin: jin wtf did you do

hobi: what the hell seokjin

tae: ofc it was jin

yoongi: big jin L

jin: IT WASN’T MY FALUT

HE WAS WHINING LIKE A BITCH

jk: you should apologise

tae: bully

y/n: poor joonie

jimin: say sorry

hobi: always so mean for no reason

yoongi: 👎🏻

jin: u guys are actually not right in the head leave me alone

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[carebeartherese]

My live reactions to Loki season two ep 5:

-WOOOO HERE WE GO

-running through the recap

-Im actually scared for this episode srsly

-oooo the almost silent intro

-ALIVE???

-he is angelic fr

-where is everyone???

-did they go back to their timelines??

-Im loving these continued camera shots

-pie room??

-TIME SLIPPING

-oh shit

-:0 double Loki

-hello?

-time slipping is just an excuse for Loki to flip his hair like the hoe he is /pos

-time loop???

-WHAT THE FUCK

-WHY IS EVERYTHING COMING APART

-SHIT

-oop there’s the theme

-prison??

-CASEY?????

-WHAT THE HELL

-oh hes escapin

-where are they i wonder

-a boat prison??

-no not again dude Loki can’t handle this

-ALCATRAZ????

-his name ain’t Frank lmfao

-oh it’s the BOAT PLACE

-dude why are we back in the tva

-:0 SHIT NEW YORK 2012

-Aw b15 is such a great doctor I love her

-MOBIUS WHAT ARE YIU DOING

-living his dream

-who tf is don

-also his son??? No thank you

-LOKI GO SEE YOUR MAN

-this is so unserious

-LOKI IS SO CUTE ABOUT MOBIUS

-Mobius is adorable

-SINGLE DAD???

-FUCK YEA

-ooo 1994

-OB!!!!

-hes so silly

-awww he just wants to sell his books

-hes a writer <333

-in his bunker???

-ITS JUST LIKE HIS LAB

-dude ob will believe anything that happens to him

-the sons of who??

-ob is so adorable with his little “hey”

-dammit

-none of that made sense OB

-cannot control the time slipping

-oooo true

-LOKI = TEMPAD

-to save his friends

-oh yea shit kang is coming aint he

-control it Loki!!!!

-nope

-you look like you’re trying to take a shit

-there is no controlling time

-OB WE DONT SHOCK PEOPLE

-OR WHATEVER THAT WAS

-stop psychoanalizing

-go to the pie room

-GET THE BAND BACK TOGETHER

-oh that’s actually kind of smart

-ob is adorable and I love him and his tism

-oh fuck there he goes

-TO MOBIUS AGAIN!!

-he sucks at taking the trash out

-yea Kevin

-these kids are literally adorable

-don’t burn down the house pls

-“HELLO”

-these guys are so awkward

-just kiss srsly

-WAIT THEY ARE SO CUTE

-HES SUCH A SALESMAN

-wife long gone????

-cause of the gay

-is he flirting??

-are jet skis flirting????

-mobius really thinks lokis crazy

-OB HI

-none of this makes sense

-awww the way he grabbed Mobius

-dude theyre so gay

-they need to just kiss already fr

-yea your kids will be fine mobius I swear

-hes just a suburb dad

-this is a little heartbreaking but also gay tbh

-IKR IT IS A COOL NAME

-B15!!!! Come with!!!!

-CASEY FUCK YEA

-ESCAPE

-where’s sylvie?

-mobius looks shook

-and Casey trusts no one the little thief

-mobius/don is he flirting with Casey/Frank

-I love sylvie but she always gets angry and fucks shit up

-please leave her out of this one

-WAIT WHAT

-HOW DOES SHE KNOW YOU

-wait till it back

-fuck get that time slipping under control

-sylvie with her lesbian fit and her mullet

-ok but Loki loves mobius and doesn’t wanna loose him

-uncaring queen

-I mean she wants to live

-damnnnnn

-WAIT CALL HIM OUT

-WHAT DOES HE WANT

-FALSE

-HE WANTS MOBIUS SRSLY

-oh come on Marvel be more specific

-of course he doesn’t wanna be alone

-don’t make this romantic again pls

-NO WE ARENT

-his story is with mobius tho!!!

-Casey is such a weird ass hardened criminal

-mobius stop trying to sell shit to people

-Loki you are so babygirl

-NO WHAT ABOUT THE GANG

-I don’t understand anything anymore

-is sylvie flirting with record shop guy??????

-THE VELVET UNDERGROUND

-HOLY SHIT

-literally what is happening rn

-whos this guy in the back

-oh he disappeared????

-why’s shit disappearing????

-NOOOO

-THE TIMELINES DECAYING

-OH GOD NO!!!

-NOT HOT RECORD SHOP GUY

-and she’s gone

-so is the timeline

-Loki is so sad and lonely

-MOBIUS KISS HIM PLS

-HE NEEDS TLC

-NOT TRUE

-a timeline just died for some reason

-Loki was just waiting for this opportunity

-CASEY DAMMIT SRSLY

-OH FUCK NO

-WAIT EVERYONE COME BACK

-NO MOBIUS PLEASE

-OH GOD NOT PLEASE NOT KNTO THE DARK

-THIS VERY BAD DREAM

-oh shit Loki use them timeslipping powers

-GO BACK IN TIME

-YOU CAN DO THIS BBG

-ITS ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS

-oh come on dont give me that fuckin cliffhanger

#Loki #loki season 2 #loki spoilers #loki episode 5 #mobius m mobius #loki laufeyson #sylvie laufeydottir #hunter b15 #casey loki #ouroboros loki

[coredrill]

perhaps my most insane collection of brvn thots yet

do we think lulu is from the moon. i think this for three reasons. one: when she told superbia she was going to ride him the moon was quite large and prominent in the shot. symbolism. two: when she got her fancy hairdo, she had two little buns that looked like moons. three: “lulu” could come from “luna” the same way it could come from the first syllable of smith’s name. why would she become spanish? don’t worry abt it. also if she’s from there then maybe the “final battle” which obari allegedly said would take place in an unexpected location will indeed be on the moon (pls dont ask for a source on this bc i don’t think i could find it again but it was one of the like. EARLY early interviews iirc. or it was just a rumor. this part of the post is a joke anyways LMAO). however this IS a super robot show so i feel like the moon in general is actually a more expected location for me than like. idk. cleveland

everyone pointing out the animation differences maybe indicating different timelines is so funny to me cause like. if it’s NOT intentional, the fans are putting together a list of fixes to make for the bluray on a silver platter LMAO. also god i hope we get a western bluray release, i honestly am considering getting the jp one if it somehow winds up w eng subs though just cause i know it’s such a long shot for CRUNCHYROLL of all motherfuckers to put one together 🥲 discotek ur our only hope………………

i keep thinking abt the like. pacing of the previous fight scenes being reused in ep9 in such a smart way…………like with smith/lulu v superbia - isami/bravern v cupiridas AND with smith/lulu v knuth - isami/bravern v pessimism/vanitas they kept doing the quick jumps between each of the two fights in a way that made it clear that isami and smith were in conversation even if they were doing completely different shit, and then bringing that completely to the forefront this ep while isami is asking smith why he died and at the same time smith is refusing to die bc of his promise with isami. BLEW MY FUCKIN MIND to see the pattern reused like that, i swear to GOD everyone talks about how fun and hype this show is but it’s so damn GOOD too 😭😭 and then after that the fuckin. symmetrical docking ass cut and then later the gattai which has been held off for SO long bc they are no longer separate conversations. JESUS

called my shots too early tho w smith not melting ppl’s minds in a kaworu manner where they convolute the story x1000 to try to make him seem straight 😭 congrats white boy, your days are numbered until ppl start saying you love isami like he’s your pet dog……….also in a related fashion the giant naked smith fanarts are taking me out LMAO

you can tell idk shit abt fuck when it comes to time travel fuckery cause i rly am just here like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ atp LMAO, the serious theorizing is GONE. i trust the show to finish out in a satisfying manner and also in a way that my pea brain can understand and i’m rly looking forward to savouring these last 3 episodes :] and then rewatching the whole thing from the beginning once the remaining twists have been revealed and i Know :3 like not to get way too sentimental w 3 whole episodes left but we are so lucky to be following this story in real time you guys 😭 like i’m just gonna put the same post i made back after episode ONE here cause it’s true but times a million with what we’ve seen so far, truly this is such a special experience to have and i’m so glad this show waited until i got into mecha to get made so that i could like. Understand it yknow. anyways good for january 14 2024 version of me, you are so excited andyet still have NO idea the kind of treat you are in for 😭

“lewis” jumpscare tho omg. i forgot it took me like a week to figure out what the hell was goin on with all the characters first and last names LMAO. anyways everybody go look at sumiisa sekiha love love tenkyouken right now i am no longer asking

#a: bravern #bravern spoilers #t.bbbb #i think u can rly tell i wrote this at 3am in an airport LMAO

[jamietarttownsmyheart]

idk if anyone’s said this yet but “midnight rain” by taylor swift is lowkey a colinjamie song. “he was sunshine” (colin) “i was midnight rain” (jamie)

YES YES YESSSSS OMG YES YOU GET IT

first, i wanna apologize, i took way longer answering this than i expected, real life caught up with me, but!! midnight rain and colinjamie!! you are SO correct anon.

(unrelated, you're on your own kid is a jamie song)

but back to midnight rain, i mean, im really interested in your thoughts anon! how are you interpreting it?

one way of looking at it i think could be a canon compliant au of sorts.

I was making my own name Chasing that fame He stayed the same All of me changed like midnight

like just this part? football is an escape for jamie, its a career for jamie, but its the same for colin!

but we can go deeper for both. jamie and football is complicated. for one, he loves it, he's amazing at it, he dominates, when he plays, he's jamie fucking tartt. but what is it really? he didn't grow up privileged, he didn't grow up in a stable environment. he grew up with a mom who wanted him to be happy and a father who did everything he could to make sure jamie wasn't. and its complicated because jamie playing football was what made him happy, and he wanted his mom to be proud of him. and then his dad comes back in the picture, and he wants jamie to play and jamie wants him to be proud but its a different want--its a want that one)every child has for their parent to be proud and 2)the hope that if james tartt sr is proud maybe he'll lay off.

football is something similar to colin. he loves it, but it also has brought him grief--after the team in Cardiff got relegated, he did face backlash from his family--like his grandmother for example. it also has the potential to bring more grief, as sports (and football) do tend to have a homophobic fanbase irl, and its been implied that colin is into men, and while a sexuality isnt confirmed, the implication that he is at least attracted to men is there (unless the grindr comment was incorporated as a joke, which, im hoping the writers didnt do it just for that) leading room for more pain.

there is also the third point--Jamie has the makings of being great, while Nate tells Colin that he does not. (chasing that fame/he stayed the same)

I think an au where fwb colinjamie happens pre-ted lasso's arrival is interesting, as one, it would be a secret, as both colinjamie have reasons for it to be, and two, you said midnight rain and now im thinking of the conversation of wanting to become official (albeit still secret) sort of contributing to the (he was sunshine/i was midnight rain) where they end things instead.

timeline-wise, it could be like:

jamie comes to richmond--jamiecolin fwb but end it after a month--jamie+keeley meet--rupert/rebecca divorce--ted lasso arrival.

except see, i dont want to go that route bc i dont want it to come off as keeley being the rebound. she is not. its so clear that keeley means something to jamie, and that she did when they were dating too, although jamie himself admits that while the feelinsg were real and there, he probably was not at the best mindset to act on/say the words/take accountability. that actually is true for jamie's season 1 arc--he has many moments in season 1 where you see the potential, to change, the want to change, and the way he actually does make attempts to be better. you see the softness his father tried to get rid of come out--but those moments are quickly overshadowed by jamie doubling down on "dominating" immediately after (or being sent back to man city right when he was trying and making progress and trusting--believing) because his father is very much still a heavily involved force in his life, and no one cares or knows.

so instead like. maybe theyre not fwb yet. maybe its an almost, but neither are ready to take things forward, so they stay friends-ish. maybe canon events happen as they do, but during s2, is when things get tricky.

timeline wise:

jamie comes back and is gradually accepted------jamiecolin fwb---james tartt sr----no weddings and a funeral--jamiecolin lets make it official convo but jamie asks for some time bc he wants to sift through his emotions, talk with his therapist, and give a proper response (he told keeley he loves her, and he did, he does, but that doesnt mean he's pursuing her, or wants to pursue her, he just wants her to know she meant something real, and now he wants to be able to give colin a real answer too, because he wants colin to be something real, colin is something real, he needs to know how to say it)---he loves colin omg he loves colin---tells colin----Richmond is promoted.

so all that^ but with jamie's internal monologue during his talks with his therapist its basically "he's sunshine and i'm midnight rain"

#jamie tartt x colin hughes #jamie tartt #colinjamie #colin hughes #answered asks #tw abuse mention #SO SORRY ANON IK I TOOK FOREVER

[the-acid-pear]

Okay i don't have the brain power to watch the rest of NRN NAT video but god that first half was horrendous anyway here's my "Reason You Suck" Speech for anyone who cares

Okay i actually got so railed up about this i got a headache so i need to counter argue to many of your points about Steven. Starting with something i see a lot of people not realize and is that yes, indeed, all endings ARE canon. This is pretty clearly explained by Henry in the secret tape (you get it from fishing it out the ballpit or from the dodo, both very annoying methods so i dont blame anyone from missing this) and it explains Jack's soul is one with time powers that will revert time based on regret. With this, we know not only EVERY ending and game over is canon but also something Jack remembers.

Keeping this on mind, Jack's obvious bias towards Dave compared to Steven MAKES sense, because there's no timeline where Steven is nice unless he's doing it out of being forced to do so (owing you a favor). On top of that, there's another detail: Jack DID know about Dave's backstory!

When he learned it is obviously not clear but there's to places where its implied he does, in fact, know about it: Dee's fight, obviously, and Jake's backstory. In Dee's fight she asks him for confirmation on whether this was true and he's like "yeah" meaning this isnt news for him, and in Jake's backstory he talks about this EVEN if he didnt go to the flipside or heard the tapes, meaning that at some point he had an honest heart to heart with Dave about his past and such.

Now, relating it back to Steven: I feel that they cannot even be fucking compared. I think Steven would be better compared to the other two phone guys we see making a decision like this, those being Harry (ironically the one who made Steven) and Peter. I mean, Roger and Jake are also in the same situation, but they're just following what their boss says so they cannot be counted in.

Peter for his part is an outlier, because he's the first Phone Guy we EVER see decide to not send someone to the factory (that being Jimbo), completely ignoring what this would mean for him (if anything, since we don't really know if there are consequences or not). Harry and Steven, obviously, did send their respective coworkers there, but there's a main difference: Steven was utterly remorseful about this while Harry kind of... thought genuinely this was a good idea?

Which does say a lot about how Harry views himself but it also says something about Steven: that he's a fucking coward. Which we did, in fact, know, but this reinforces it.

Steven made a choice by his own voalition, and i don't think this is even fair to compare with Dave. Dave was being abused and manipulated by his father figure and the only person who had ever been nice to him, the only person he thought he had in the world. He was regretful too but he really wanted to trust Henry because what did he have if he left? Steven on the other hand is not being "molly cuddled" by anyone but a manual.

This isnt to say Steven isnt tragic, he is! He, like everyone else, is a complex and tragic character who did unfortunately go quite unexplored, but he's also a bad person because he chooses to be so. He'd have been like Peter, he'd have broken the cycle, he'd have done anything a man aware of the weight of his actions could do, but he didn't, because he was scared!

Also i must point out this very cowardice also reflects on his own violence because to say he's not as bad as Peter is just plain bullshit. Peter was a bit more festive yes but he at least let you Pee On Slides and Gave You Warnings. Steven kicked me in the fucking springlocks because my puns were bad. That guy was brutal and cruel but also wouldnt dare to kick Jack's ass if he was out of that stupid cool cat suit.

So, to wrap this up now that my blood pressure went to safe levels again: when you look at the whole picture Jack's feelings towards Dave and Steven are not entirely unjustified. The way that tangerine goes about doing anything at all is highly questionable though but he's like everyone else just a flawed individual. And that's what makes this franchise so compelling

#luly talks #i feel like ill shit myself out of stress if i hear her say another word #this is just shit analysis man YOU DONT GET IT #the way she talks about dave and jack tho is so funny like god i think i ship them more than before #but she's like HE LIKES THAT GUY TOO MUCH 👎👎👎 like god forbid a man is a faggot 🙄 #see literally that's the only thing i didnt think of before but now i changed my mind like yknow yeah #maybe you're right maybe jack does care about dave way more than i give him credit for #god i need something to relax i seriously im in pain rn I HAVE A PILL #I HAVE A PILL THIS IS LIKE CHRISTMAS FOR ME NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO LULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #dsaf

[opal-owl-flight]

hi! i love your aus and art with that lying egg, but im a bit confused on when the different story arcs or aus started. are they tagged? thank you!!

I actually havent started on the others ISJSEKJZ

But basically… (LET THIS BE THE MAGOLOR ARC MASTERPOST!) everything under the cut. Its super long KSJS

Pre-RTDL. Havent actually posted about it, if I remember correctly. But this ask kind of covers what happened to Halcandra. The arc is Mags surviving in the destroyed planet with Void Termina being a little shit and feeding his desire for vengeance (blowing it up into a hatred towards the universe) and playing on his insecurities. Finding the Lor, meeting Marx, etc etc. (Related: the timeline of events including the two galactic crises that befell the Ancients)

RTDL has a retelling which I havent touched on in my own posts yet (its usually me rambling in the tags). Involves Mags interacting with the Popstar Four, growing fond of the planet, finding friendship with them as a not so bad thing, growing hesitant with his plans for conquest… Termina convincing him otherwise.

post-RTDL-SA has a retelling, which I should talk about more. Mags is still a little shit for a while, still thinking about conquest or power, stealing relics, manipulating the Four. Reminiscent of the stuff in the light novels. He only makes legit attempts at turning good after Robobot (bc Kirby was able to drive away the HALTMANNS, who destroyed his old home)! SA has him proving himself as a good ally. Shaky trust with the Allies but hes taking it.

SA-FL has him trying harder to build more trust. Not the best attempts but he really is trying!

FL postgame. False Paradise. Talked about briefly here (the link on the ask details it a bit more)!

Zero3 arc. Not talked about yet. Will someday! AFTER I FIND A MORE PROPER NAME FOR IT. (Considering Into the Darkness or something that involves eyes). Referenced here and here! (And here too!) Melania looks for knowledge and finds out about/summons Zero to “know true despair”. Morbidly curious fellow, she is. Anyway, as for Mags, his attempts at being good are much more legitimate here. He cares for Popstar, he cares for the Allies. He wants to be better for them bc they have…somewhat accepted him into their home. Part of the ending here!

Mangoes and Berries. This is the romance arc with Mags and Meta. I dont really tag this one bc its just the two being gay disasters AKDJEK. Touch of angst bc Mags is stupid in love with Meta and is drifting away from Marx. But they all make amends. Such a shame that all those promises of staying together get smashed in the next arc.

Back to Zero. This is tagged as such! Starting here. Everything’s in the link, this post’s already long ENOUGH

Recovery arc, will talk on it more. Usually tagged as back to zero, but needs its own tag. A post about it here!

Legacy arc. Revelation about the Haltmanns. Im currently messing with this one as I learn more about Robobot. Its on the first link I posted, and then delved into more here and here.

Rising Storm. A new threat brews… is Mags really the last of his kind? Starts here, but its tagged as such as well!

The Retreat. Mags is called by a mysterious force. He ascends into a higher form at the end. Posted about it here

Bonus next gen stuff. The “epilogue” as I call it. Here, here, and here!

This is all ONE au/interp. A month or more of work…Ive been watching this egg grow into someone honorable. Im proud of him.

#kirby #arc masterpost #false paradise #back to zero #magolor #I THINK this is most of the stuff Ive written about him #metalor #(bc its mentioned here and its p important) #opal owl’s nest #legacy arc

[pesterloglog]

Jade Harley, Dave Strider, John Egbert

Act 6, page 6402-6404

JADE: see look, one of your time doubles is surely predestined to come from a few minutes in the future and appear behind me for a surprise attack, riiiight about...

JADE: now!

JADE: ...

JADE: no wait

JADE: riiiiiiiiiight...

JADE: ...

JADE: ...

JADE: NOW!

JADE: ....

JADE: .....

JADE: dave why is your future self being such a wet blanket

DAVE: i told you

DAVE: im not time traveling

DAVE: i think im giving it up for good actually

JADE: :\

DAVE: im serious

DAVE: the thing is

DAVE: being a time guy

DAVE: like actually MASTERING time travel

DAVE: im pretty sure what that involves is

DAVE: learning to never use it

DAVE: see its like karate

DAVE: well

DAVE: its more like what they SAY about karate

DAVE: that you learn it so you dont use it

DAVE: but i mean we all know the truth about karate is if you know karate then obviously in reality you use it all the time

DAVE: like doing lethal fuckin crane kicks and sweet karate chops while walking down the street just cause you can

DAVE: its a god damn no brainer...

DAVE: thats what...

DAVE: you do...

DAVE: with...

DAVE: karate. john what the fuck are you doing here

JOHN: er.

JOHN: i don't know.

DAVE: john dont get me wrong its cool that you randomly dropped by again but this wasnt really the best time

DAVE: we were kind of in the middle of a thing here

JOHN: whoops. sorry.

JADE: yeah john

JADE: did you really have to pick now of all times to materialize out of nowhere and taunt me?

JOHN: i'm SORRY!!!

JOHN: jeez, it was an accident!

JADE: so what now?

JADE: am i REALLY supposed to tackle you, just to watch you vanish yet again?

JOHN: no, no! please don't!

JADE: because i dont really feel like it

JADE: do you have any idea how frustrating that becomes after a while?

JOHN: i didn't mean to come here, really!

JOHN: i still can't control the jumps!

JOHN: i'm TRYING, but it just...

DAVE: dude are you time traveling

DAVE: please dont tell me youre time traveling

DAVE: you need to leave that shit to the experts

JOHN: no, it's not time travel!

JOHN: well, not technically.

DAVE: who do you think youre talking to here

DAVE: do you see this bright red gear on my hoodie

DAVE: that means i know stuff about time travel

DAVE: sure looks like youre time traveling to me

JOHN: no, i swear!

JOHN: ok, see, i went on a dream quest with some troll pirates.

DAVE: troll pirates

JOHN: argh, never mind. that's the long version of the story.

JOHN: ok, so i stuck my hand in this little magic house, and...

DAVE: john youre fucking shit up here

JOHN: what?

DAVE: you being here

DAVE: thats not supposed to happen

DAVE: all this shit were saying now

DAVE: its not supposed to go down like this i can feel it

JOHN: i know!

JOHN: i'm sorry, i would zap away again, but i don't know how!

DAVE: i dont think it matters now dude the pooch is already screwed

JADE: >:o

DAVE: wow wait that was a terrible figure of speech in this context but you know what i mean

DAVE: yo like i was JUST saying i didnt want to time travel anymore to avoid bullshit like this

JOHN: IT'S NOT TIME TRAVEL THOUGH!

JOHN: i promise!

DAVE: then what is it

JOHN: i dunno!

JOHN: like, some kind of surreal, history altering... reality hopping... magic power.

DAVE: thats time travel genius

JOHN: no way, dude.

JOHN: you have to trust me on this.

DAVE: alright

DAVE: but if it turns out you just created a doomed timeline and were all going to die im gonna be hella mad

JOHN: this isn't a doomed timeline.

JOHN: i'm telling you, i can change things.

JOHN: stuff that wasn't supposed to be changed.

JOHN: and i'm not saying bad stuff won't happen as a result of the things i change...

JOHN: but at least it won't make a doomed timeline!

JOHN: the new things that happen will just be...

JOHN: the stuff that's supposed to happen?

DAVE: huh

DAVE: thats pretty dope if true

DAVE: actually in a way that almost makes me more nervous

JOHN: it does?

DAVE: yeah messing with the alpha timeline

DAVE: i mean not the alpha timeline but the ALPHA alpha timeline

DAVE: almost seems

DAVE: heretical i guess?

DAVE: you sure you know what youre doing egbert

JOHN: um, earth to dave.

JOHN: i already said i don't have a clue what i'm doing!

DAVE: gotcha

DAVE: welp im sold

DAVE: but uh

DAVE: really man you kind of are interrupting a thing

DAVE: temporal mechanics not even withstanding

JOHN: what was i interrupting?

DAVE: i think this was going to be a serious conversation here

DAVE: i have a feeling jade and i were going to get all heavy with our relationship issues or whatever

JOHN: you were?

JADE: sigh

JADE: yes, unfortunately thats probably where this was going

JOHN: aw man, i'm sorry. i am fucking this up so bad.

JOHN: see, this is what i'm worried about.

JOHN: even though my random jumps are supposed to be a "safe" form of time travel, i'm still nervous that i might be ruining important events anyway.

JOHN: like, there was all this crazy stuff that happened to get us here, whether it was good or bad.

JOHN: and if i fumble around like this accidentally changing all that stuff, then i won't even know what's going on anymore.

JOHN: maybe no one will!

DAVE: uh

DAVE: does anyone even know whats going on NOW?

JOHN: that's what i'm saying!

JOHN: things are complicated enough as it is!!!

DAVE: truth

JOHN: ok, look...

JOHN: maybe we can try to minimize my impact on the current situation.

JOHN: if i fly away, do you think you can do whatever you were going to do in the first place?

JOHN: do you know what you were going to do?

JADE: yes

JADE: i was going to kick the mayor into the lava

DAVE: what??

DAVE: holy shit so uncool

JADE: i was going to make it clear i was serious about killing someone you cared about

JADE: so you would stop being a baby and start using your powers and swordfight with me you dumb jerk :p

DAVE: wow

DAVE: jade i think you might be a little too good at being a villain its kind of worrying

JADE: thank you :)

DAVE: so the mayor would be dead if john didnt show up?

JADE: oh yes absolutely

JADE: he would be burnt to a crisp right now i am sure of it

DAVE: god damn jade

DAVE: why would you do that you know eventually id probably start using my powers and reluctantly start embracing my role as a reluctant hero

DAVE: that shit always happens

JADE: no you wouldnt you were just going to argue with me forever!

DAVE: yeah maybe

DAVE: but the point is youre not going to bother killing the mayor anymore are you

JADE: i guess not

JADE: he is a very cute mayor after all

DAVE: see john your fake time travel shit is already paying off

DAVE: you saved the mayor congratulations

JOHN: ok, i'm glad the mayor is alive and well.

JOHN: but this is exactly what i wanted to avoid!

JOHN: isn't there some way you could just...

JOHN: pretend i never showed up, and let this play out the way it was supposed to?

JADE: sorry john

JADE: whatever dave and i were going to argue about

JADE: i think the moment has passed

JADE: the whole thing is kind of ruined to be honest

JOHN: DAMN IT!

DAVE: ok all yall settle down im getting a text

DAVE: ...

DAVE: i cant fucking read this

#homestuck #jade harley #dave strider #john egbert #homestuck act 6 #page 6402 #page 6403 #page 6404 #homestuck act 6 act 6 #homestuck act 6 act 6 intermission 1

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Obey me Replaced Lucifer Part 4/7

Replaced!Lucifer: His true emotions

Genre: Fluff, Angst

Parrings: Lucifer x Gn!Mc x Diavolo x Barbatos

Word count: 

Characters: Lucifer, Mc, Diavolo, Barbatos

Summery: Lucifer gets replaced with a certain demon who is on a mission to do something.

Authors Note: I have chosen the fantastic three x mc Polyship because I wanna see more of this ship. also i dont re-read lol. finsihed this in a few hours lol

Warning: 

Replaced!Lucifer Masterlist, Masterlist

Previously on Obey me Replaced!Lucifer Part 3-

They all wanted to brush it off like it was him pretending because he was in a bad mood. Deep down all the brother knew it was something else. But Lucifer wouldn’t admit it. they all knew this Satan and the twins felt bad for letting the eldest be in a cage, part of them hated themself for it. Beel did apologies but the other two didn’t Lucifer was fine with it. 

At the Demon lord castle, Luci’s POV-

Lucifer and Mc where in a meeting with the Demon Prince. He wasnt that focused on what  Dia was saying. He was trying to keep from crying. Eariler that day Lucifer got into an argument with most of his brothers about Memphis. He just wanted to say that HE didnt trust him. Didnt mean that he didnt want his brothers to keep away.

Well he did want them to understand where he stood on them being with Memphis. Of course he had to say something that the brothers dont like. Of course he had to be busy all day and not see his family. 

Barbatos’s POV-

He was pooring some more tea into everyones cups. When he noticed Lucifer, he wasn’t drinking any of his tea. Only nodding to what the yong lord was saying. He said nothing and continued pooring. Barb sat back down. 

He was worred 

Why,

he say a timeline where at this moment Lucifer broke down crying

then he left the meeting

Well, it happened. Lucifer tried to exuse himself.

Diavolo’s POV-

Dia felt like something was going on durring the meeting. Once Lucifer exused himself and was about to leave the room. Luci bursed into tears, he saw his right hand man cry for the first time. Diavolo and Mc rushed to Lucifer side to comfert him. 

Mc’s Pov-

They also haven’t seen Lucifer cry. They knew why he started crying. It’s becuse of the argument this morning. Both Mc and Dia hugged Lucifer, it made him cry more. it even made Mc cry. 

Lucifer Pov-

He was in the warm embrace of both Mc and Diavolo. He struggled to get out of their group hug but with Dia’s strength and Mc using their pact he couldnt get out of the hug. Barb finaly came over. He hoped just hoped Barb would help him out of it.

Mc and Diavolo stopped hugging lucifer. “How about we postpone the meeting for a bit and talk” Dia spoke up after a minute of silence. They went back to the table. It was silent for a while. The air was filled with tension. Mc spoke up.

“Alright” they explamed “I know the reason Lucifer, just tell them.” Mc looked at lucifer who was silent, drinking his tea. He didnt want to, plus why should he listen to a human? sheep? human sheep. He looked at Mc with a stern experetion. He was about to speak his mind when Mc uttered “Dont make me use my pact” in a scare tone. 

Well that a first

for him at least

getting scared of a human-

he looked at Diavolo and Barbatos for an answer 

they both nodded

great so he did have to open up

Lucifer sighed “Well-” he stopped. He opened his mouth again. No words came out. All he could do was use sounds. Over and over again, he tried. but failed, he gave in, sulked in chair and cried. Diavolo got up and scooped him in his arms bridle style. Then left the meeting room, the other two joined.

While in Diavolo’s arms all Lucifer could think is If this is Memphis again then so be it. He hated being emotional infront of the Prince of Devildom. Why him, right when there was a meeting. 

 They arrived in the caslte guest room. Spesificly Lucifers guest room, Lucifer was placed down on the bed. He tryed to speek again. It always seemed to fail. all he could do was show emotions. He sighed, and sat up on the bed. Barb had left to get something. While Mc and Diavolo where there.

It was comferting to have them with him. But at the same time. It wasnt, he didnt like showing his emotions it didnt make him comfortable. He had a reputation and he didnt want anyone seeing his emotions. The raw emotions he had inside. 

Mc POV-

They where looking back and forth at Diavolo and Lucifer. They went over to Lucifer and sat down infront of him. They where about to speek up and say something when they stopped. “How are we going to cominucate with Lucifer if he cant speek?” Mc asked 

“You have a good point” Diavolo agreed. Lucifer sat there watching the two talk for a good soild 10 minutes before. Mc at points glanced at Lucifer. Barb comes back in. He places down some tea. Then Barb was informed about the ideas the two takes about. 

Lucifer POV-

He just sat there, trying to speek. Not being able to talk was hard. He felt left out. He just sat there for a bit. He was about to get up and out of the room when Diavolo stopped him. “Your not going anywhere” Dia insisted. 

A few minutes later Lucifer found him self in a cuddle pile with the demon prince, a human and the demon lords butler.

He was on Dia’s lap 

MC was on the right side

Barbatos was on the left side

He felt happy so he smiled

He didnt regret smiling even after they saw it. Considering he cant speek. atleast for once he can try and show his emotions. His real emotions. No faking them, just his real ones. 

A bit later he woke up, he didnt relize he had fallen asleep. He felt happier in the castle. Though he doesnt know why he apretaits being with Diavolo, Barb and Mc together it made him happy. He looked at the time and it was 20:00 p.m. OH SHIT he thought. He looked at his D.D.D and saw that the group chat was texting. 

House of Lamentation

Mammon: OI, Lucifer where are you?

Belphegor: Yeah where are you

Beel: you missed dinner

Lucifer: Ah, I appolagise for missing dinner the meeting went on longer then expected

He lied, not wanting them to laugh at him. He got off the bed silently not to wake Diavolo or Barb. He woke up Mc by tapping them a bunch of times. Mc didnt like the fact Lucifer was trying to leave but went they saw the time they understood. 

Once both got home all the brothers joined in a group hug. Lucifer noticed Memphis and glared at him for a second. Satan and Belphi apolagised and Lucifer hugged both of them. “I love you all.” Lucifer muttered. 

#OBEY ME #obey me shall we date #obey me fandom #obey me replaced Lucifer #obey me Dialuci #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #obey me mc #obey me poly #obey me dia #obey me barb #obey me lucifer #obey me luci #obey me fanfic #obey me headcanons

[antiloreolympus]

10 Anti LO Asks

1. The trial happening right now bothers me because we get to see how Thanatos and Echo reacted to this, but Demeter and Persphone don’t know and I know why they don’t know yet. However you think that would tie some more stuff up together

It was Minthe, Thanatos and Thetis who whistle blew on Persphone. Meaning Thanatos would probably be called to trial and would have to face persphone and I would hope say something to her BUT I kinda doubt that’s gonna happen.

But the other thing to this Minthe is a plant who can’t testify. Are hades and Persphone hide the fact she’s a plant and pretend she’s missing or are they gonna say “yeah I still don’t have control over my powers but I’m queen now” HOWEVER I truly believe RS is just gonna not address these two plot points until way later.

FINALLY Eros and Psyche KNOW the last person Daphne was seen with was Apollo, did they chase after her after he got shot by the arrow? We don’t know. We don’t even know what they’re doing about Psyche. Did Eros and Psyche even see the Daphne tree? Are they going to try and sneak in to tell Persphone?

I know the plots gonna focus more on HxP secret marriage at the court trial rather than the actual consequences and the fact people are turning into greenery left and right. (It’s not Persohones Faullt Daphne is the way she is but RS needs to focus on other plot points I feel)

2. like, age gaps, height differences, and power imbalances dont always have to be bad, the issue to me is that the way rachel does it is hyper-focusing on how young, small, and child-like/unexperienced persephone is compared to the old, giant, and all powerful/mature hades is like ... yeah obvs people are going to find it creepy? how would they not?

3. i honestly cant stand the "theyre immortal gods the age gap doesnt matter!!" agreement because like??? ok??? then she could easily be 300 years old then? she shouldnt be so borderline underage then?? like the immortality aspect actually makes the age gap worse, not better??

4. i realize getting nitpicky over unimportant characters in lo having american names is a bit dumb, but it does speak to just how lazy rachel is and how little care she has for greece and its mythology. there are countless english names that are also greek, yet even that's asking too much of her. percy jackson isnt a perfect series, but even the characters (who are in america) have greek influence and meanings put into their names and characterization, something rachel doesn't even attempt to do.

5. ok but thats a good point, because rachel seems to be taking physical wounds to matter more over the mental ones, when thats not how trauma works. her writing on zeus is reflective of her writing minthe, where she confirmed she has a severe untreated mental illness and that's linked to her evilness, and thus what she should be punished for. meanwhile persephone own mental issues can be bastardized as a "yass queen" thing?? somehow?? its just bad writing all around.

6. i kinda wish lo fans would listen to their own logic and give the same leeway to the other characters. theyll scream from the rooftops that hades and persephone and hera can be awful people all they want because thats ~realistic~, meanwhile minthe and zeus and everyone else are held to such extremes they can never meet and are hated and despised for nothing in compared to hxp or hera. either hold your faves accountable or let off on hating characters who do the same as them.

7. i see a lot of lo fans excuse how everything drags as "thats how a slow burn works" and its like ... no? because most of that slow burn isnt even hxp, its rachel forcing in more plots we dont need, and when its hxp, you look at the timeline and how they act and its actually neck-breakingly fast? like if as much time had past in LO as irl time then yeah, four years is a slow burn, but its only been maybe a month in comic? so its not slow for them at all, but it's a drag for the readers.

8. See, the difference between Lo!Hades and Punderworld!Hades is that PW!Hades has so much personality, he and Persephone are literally bustling with life (even though one of them rules over a realm of dead XD) AND their interactions are so cute with their awkward attempts at flirting and failure at doing so. Persephone is still somewhat sweet and “pure” but she’s also a bit of a spitfire, she’s not easy to surrender, she has wants and dreams and that little differences makes her character likable!

We NEVER get to see anything like that with LO!Hades and Persephone, we don’t see them have these sweet interactions, these heart-fluttering moments, because there’s no base or foundation for those sorts of moments! It’s always these very out-of-character unrealistic scenes expected from a married couple, but they just met! It doesn’t feel natural, it feels forced and rushed and so slow at the same time.

Although Punderworld makes Demeter overbearing, i love her characterization i really do, waAAAY more than LO!Demeter, because we actually understand her reasons for her overprotective behavior and we get to see her in a more sympathetic light/manner in the newer chapters, we see her as more than “mean mom hates bf”

9. Daphne and Thanatos were adorable. Like, Daphne was a sweet, caring girl with genuine interest (and power/agency) and Thanatos was a shy, awkward guy who was just doing his best (and not pressuring her). They weren't perfect, but it was something! Why couldn't LO be about them?

10. What I find funny is that Minthe and Thetis have a more defined friendship than Persphone and other female characters.

Minthe and Thetis ARE TOXIC don’t get me wrong but both characters are aware of each other’s motives. Minthe knows not to trust Thetis fully and is straight with her on her opinion of Thetis. But the readers clearly know their relationship as well as the characters.

Persphone is in gray areas with most her female friends. The beginning of the story we are lead to believe Artemis and P are besties with the dress sharing and the way in P’s mind they’re holding hands with Hermès. But clearly now their relationship is a question mark and they’re both more detached than we thought. Artemis was just being nice to P letting her stay with her because they’re both in the TOGeM but they’re probably more like acquaintes at best.

Daphne and P we know they’re friends but P isn’t straight with her. Like Daphne is P’s only named friend, but did P think of her as the other overbearing nymphs? We don’t know because they’re all pink and some of them are dead. Despite being told they grew up together we don’t even know much about their relationship what do they like about each other? Does Daphne agree with Demeters parenting or P’s need to leave? When did Daphne get to move to Olympus? I feel like the plot just says “these two characters are friends “ but doesn’t elaborate much. Why did P let Daphne in her room at Hades mansion and not the other nymphs? P told Daphne that Apollo is dangerous, but it was a little too late. Also why didn’t P have her phone number when she got to Olympus? Wouldn’t she know to contact her on insta or something? P was like “omg I know no one except Hermès “ but that’s not true! Daphne! I could go more but I think we get the picture that Daphne’s plot point is having the readers be told Persphone has friends but she doesn’t but she does.

Were shown that P and Meg are getting along because P was nice to Meg, despite Meg being silently jealous of P, but what about Meg now? Is she ever gonna tell P that she’s jealous of P that she had a mad crush on Hades, even her journal? Or is that all gone now? Does Meg even matter any more or is she now here just to support HXP?

#anti lo #anti lore olympus #lore olympus critical #lo critical

[multiplefandomsblog]

Rantaro, Byakuya and Makoto with a S/o who has a sweet-tooth

request; ⚠️TW FOR GETTING S|€K!⚠️Rantaro, Byakuya and Makoto with a s/o that absolutely loves chocolate and candies? They got sick from eating too many XD So what would they do to take care of them?

warnings; spoilers for dgrv3(they’re in the warnings too so watch out), unedited, a bit short, mild cussing, reader gets sick, reader is gender neutral, gagging, might trigger phobias for vomit, light cussing, no idea where the timeline is- all i know is that, rantaro has a house??? And they’re all in school???? byakuya’s was kind of crack fic-y, um so i only know that rantaro has sisters because of reading fanfiction for him haha- i dont actually know how that ties everything together so please no spoilers.

note; im sorry that the after-candy is short- i kind of used all my brain juices on the before candy- i might add some stuff tomorrow though! it’s 3 am so i’m a bit out of it, i’ll hopefully concentrate better tomorrow! thank you so so much for requesting, and i hope you enjoy!

Rantaro Amami

BC(before candy)

“S/o, you shouldn’t eat that much candy, it’s not good for you.” A gentle voice distracted you from stuffing your cheeks with treats. “I must indulge in my true love! My precious precious love… candy.” , you whispered to your candies.

“I thought I was your true love, what about me?” He grinned and whined, wrapping his arms around your waist and tightening his hold. “You’re number 2 to food.” You managed to mutter out through the bites of a candy bar. “W-wow, you didn’t even try to sugar-coat it..” Humming out of protest, “I am sugar coating it! I’m sugar-coating my throat!” 

You muffled, stuffing more gummies in your cheeks. Rantaro took a deep breath before lifting you, “Alright, up you go!” Rantaro grunted as he hoisted you up from behind and forcefully tore you away from the table of sweets. “R-rantaro wait, no!!!” You outstretched your hands towards the sweets in a dramatic manner, as a cause of Rantaro laughing at your silly tactics.

“Come on, don’t you want to hang out with your cool boyfriend instead of, well, stuffing yourself sick like a thanksgiving turkey?” After gulping the leftover sweets in your mouth, you shook your head with a force Rantaro had never seen before. “Not if you’re gonna call me a turkey!” He paled as he felt you jump out of him, “Wait, S/o, no-”

Jumping out of his arms like a slippery frog, you leaped onto the sweets table, gathering as many sweets as you could before running off. “S/o, stop!” Rantaro soon took off and sprinted after your sugar-crazed self, running down the hall after you, with urgency. His breath hitched as he looked both sides of the hall, “This school is way too big.” He sighed to himself, deciding to trust his instincts and go right, eyes widening in relief as he saw your figure. Your… passed-out figure.

Jogging next to your body, he kneeled down beside you, shaking your tuckered out body. “S/o? Come on, wake up.” He tapped your shoulder unrelentlessly. “Mmmmno-” You let out a gross burp, “... Rantaro, my stomach hurts a lot.” You whined, shuffling on the floor to try and sit up. “What did I say?” He sighed in a disappointed tone, purposefully to make you feel bad. 

He leaned down to pick you up again, his hands underneath your thighs and yours around his neck, jet packing him on his front. “I didn’t mean the number 2 thing, you know you’re number 1, right?” Rantaro hummed forgivingly, his walking slightly altering the way your voice sounded. 

“Y-you’re such a sweet boyfriend, shoulda just had a mouthful of your candy.” You sounded like a drunk, mumbling and tripping over your words as you whined about your stomachache. He brushed away the different meaning that had, deciding to ignore his racing thoughts. “I know.” He smiled at how cute you sounded, biting back a laugh.

AC(after candy)

◊ Unlike the others, Rantaro doesn’t take you to a professional because he already knows what to do(and because he doesn’t really wanna bother them). And as a plus, he gets to take care of his figurative(but not really) baby! He loves babying you just as much as he loves when you baby him.

◊ “Rantaroooo! My stomach hurts... Help me, I’m dying!” Your voice bounced off the walls of Rantaro’s room, shortly after you called for your beloved, you could hear the gentle taps of his feet padding near you, along with the clanking of a spoon against a ceramic cup.

◊ ”I’m coming, my whining toddler!” You whined at him more at his cheerful tone saying something so offensive, only proving his point, “Don’t call me that!” 

◊ You frowned as he laughed at you. “What’s that?” You eyed the cup curiously, “Tea. With lemon; my sisters would often have a ton of sugar crazes too, so I’m kind of a professional at these sorts of situations.” 

◊ He shrugged, acting like a wise-guy despite the cocky smile he wore as he handed the cup to you. “The key is to rinse all of the sugar out or something, and to hydrate a lot; meaning, this won’t be your only cup of lemon water.” He winked at you, watching as you gulped the liquid down. 

◊ “Does it taste alright?” Despite his confidence from earlier, he still had a worried expression on his face, his hand making its way to the back of his neck out of habit and sheer nervousness. “It’s water and lemon-” You deadpanned, “But surprisingly, it actually does taste pretty good.”

Byakuya Togami

BC(before candy)

“What the hell… is there a wild animal in- Oh.” Byakuya peaked inside the cafeteria doors, shielding his body from future wild animal attacks. He opened the door wider as he saw it was just you, hunched over a table with candy wrappers scattered everywhere. “S/o-?” He swallowed down a cry of distress as you turned around. 

You had some crumbs on the corner of your cheek, and being the perfectionist Byakuya is, he had a very strong urge to clean your face(or dump your head in water, whichever was more convenient). Sighing disappointedly, he quickly advanced to you, whipping out his handkerchief with a determination in his eyes.

You let out a small hiccup, “B-byakuy-? Mmph!” Cursing under his breath, he gently grabbed your chin, fingers sinking into your soft cheeks as he wiped your mouth with the material in his free hand. It was almost like a scene out of a romance anime(Toko would be screaming), where the tsundere expresses concern through small actions to show they care. It seemed that Byakuya hadn’t realized what he was doing, you watched his expression as he fixated his gaze on your crumb covered lips.

“Jeez, you really have no manners.” He sighed, furrowing his brow at you. You merely gawked at him, “You didn’t have to-” Byakuya interrupted you, not wanting to hear your argument. “You do realize that if you put that much garbage in your body, you’ll get sick, right? If you wanted sweets, I could’ve gotten one of my chefs to cook them homemade. And without all those… artificial colours and preservatives.” He grimaced after reading the ‘nutritional’ information on one of the wrappers.

“Seriously?” You beamed up at him, watching him with wide eyes. “If you come with me,,, yes.” Without a second thought, you abandoned the previous candies, taking a big step towards him before nearly collapsing. “Ouch- M-my stummy hurts.” You groaned, squatting down to hunch over your stomach, hoping that curling over it will soothe the pain.

‘What the hell is a stummy?’ He stared at your balled up figure on the floor for a moment, still trying to understand what kind of language you had just spoken. After a couple seconds, he brushed it off as you being delusional and walked towards you to check if you were alright. “I feel like you deserve this.” You tilted your head back up and squinted at him with cold-hard betrayal in your eyes. 

“Just hurry up and come carry me!” Byakuya cringed away from your sticky grabby hands, opting to instead push you inside a nearby cart he had newly discovered, and wheel you to a professional. He made a face at you, “... No.” 

AC(after candy)

◊ Since Byakuya has the money for it, of course he would pay one of the best doctors in the entire medical industry to take care of you. All because he believes your health and well-being should always be handled by a professional; if you ever went to some free health care doctor, he would give you so much shit for not going to a better doctor for your health. 

◊ He’d most likely leave once he put you in better hands. Though he would get the doctor to call him immediately after you woke up, or are just in better condition.

◊ And though it sounds harsh to leave, when he comes back, that’s when it’s harsh.

◊ You should’ve prayed he didn’t come back instead of waiting for his arrival.

◊ When he gets back, you get a whole mouthful of scoldings and passive-aggressive remarks, and although he’s berating you, you can see in his eyes; a hint of concern. 

◊ You don’t argue back, no, instead you focus your eyes in his and think about how you made the Byakuya Togami express concern for you.

◊ After he’s done practically ranting to you, he sits down, exhausted and asks you a genuine question, “Are you alright now?”

◊ “Yes, thank you, Byakuya.” He tries to fight a blush at your gratification, instead scolding you more in defence, “If you ever pull shit like that again, I won’t be there to nurse you back to health.” You pouted at him, “But-” He suddenly pointed aggressively at the doctor who stood awkwardly at the door, the entire time you had been ‘fighting’, “They will.”

◊ im sorry its a bit messy

Makoto Naegi

BC(before candy)

“S-s/o..! You’re going to get sick- Slow down..!” Makoto pulled at the back of your shirt, tugging lightly to try and yank you away from your beloved sweets. “Makoto, remember the day you tried to destroy true love! You’re trying to take away my love! Like R-romeo and Juli-eurghregfhg-” You let out a belch, followed by a groan and a thud. 

“S/o! Are you okay!?” Makoto rushed to your side, flipping you over so he could see your dazed out face. “M-makoto? ...Wow, this must be heaven because I’m seeing an angel.” Your eyes blinked, one awkwardly twitching open to try and mimic the effect of a wink. He chuckled bashfully at your strange sayings, “A-alright, time to- Woah!” His luck betrayed him yet again as he tried to stand up, instead tripping over a rock candy and falling on top of you. 

He caged your tired body between his arms, them being the only reason why you weren’t squished by him. Somehow, when his hands hit the ground beside you, his elbows decided to betray him last minute, bending and pushing his head towards yours. ‘oh god- but I mean, I get to kiss S/o right-? No! Not like this, oh fiddlesticks-’ <- Makoto seconds before the crash :)

As Makoto kissed you, you were left unfazed(at first), the painful feeling in your stomach making you take a while to even register what had happened. But before you could even try and kiss back, he had already pulled away.

“I-I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean for that to happen, I-” You waved your hand at his panic dismissively, “Shhhut up princey, just kiss me..!” You spoke in between a fit of giggles, cradling his head to bring him back down closer. 

“S/o, come on, we have to get you to the nurse’s office.” He persisted with concern, dodging your kiss and pulling you up to your feet instead. You slumped over his shoulder, leaning against him with all your weight. Leaning on him like this wasn’t very convenient; since he has a slightly smaller figure, you had almost knocked Makoto over, and so he just decided to carry you on his back. logic is 100

“Choo choo!” You thrusted your fist up in the air, making Makoto stumble a bit and grin at your silliness. “All aboard the Makoto train?” He peaked up at you, walking as he held conversation with you.

 “Yesss! Go faster, Thomas the tank engine!” Makoto laughed nervously, “But that might be dangerous-” You brought your hands back to his hair, tugging it lightly but enough to hurt a tad. “I said giddy up, cowboy!” Makoto spoke through winces, “Okay, o-okay! Be gentle though,  you might pull my hair out!” 

AC(after candy)

◊ After Makoto brings you to the nurse’s office, he’ll most likely ask someone else to help you out instead of helping you out himself, since he has zero knowledge with medicine or any types of sicknesses. 

◊ If you passed out, he’d kind of panic- Like, a ton. He doesn’t really know what it means when someone being passes out, but all he knows is that it’s definitely not good- a person falling unconscious in the middle of talking?? He understands being tired but, no one falls asleep that fast!

◊ Whilst he got someone to help you out, he’d stay with you the entire time, volunteering to help the school nurse.

◊ When you wake up from your sugar-coma, you find Makoto resting his head on your bed. Despite having class and being on time, Makoto couldn’t care less about it(actually, he forgot about everything else once he saw you go unconscious- mans has his priorities straight), he wants to make sure you’re alright before class anyway, or else he’d just be fidgety the entire class time, not being able to concentrate.

◊ After you wake up, Makoto goes to check you by putting his hand on your forehead(despite literally not knowing what it does, or how it helps, he secretly just wants to touch you to see if you’re alive and well-), and fusses over you.

◊ It’s really cute seeing him obsess over you and run back and forth to try and find the doctor and ask if you were alright.

◊ He doesn’t really scold you, but he does keep in mind never to let you loose around a shit load of candy.

◊ Never again.

#mod chia #danganronpa v3 #trigger happy havoc #makoto naegi #makoto x reader #rantaro x reader headcanons #makoto naegi x reader #makoto naegi headcanons #makoto naegi fanficiton #rantaro amami x reader #makoto naegi scenarios #makoto naegi drabbles #rantaro amami #byakuya togami x reader #byakuya togami fluff #byakuya fluff #byakuya togami drabbles #byakuya togami headcanons #byakuya headcanons #byakuya togami #rantaro drabbles #rantaro x reader fluff #rantaro scenarios #rantaro amami scenarios

[dracoria-azucar]

Supernatural DSMP things that are probably connected and I live in fear of

-- The Crimson

 Literally a man-eating “egg” that’s hundreds of years old and craves world wide domination. It’s sentient but not omnipotent. It makes more sense that it’s actually a plant bulb rather than an egg because of it’s vines, but I mean that might just be meta aesthetic junk. There’s something inside of it? Hatching has been mentioned as something we “shouldn’t worry about”??? Huh.

- Church Prime / Tommyinnit

The holy lands are immune to the growth of the Crimson. The cultists feel unsafe when standing within it’s borders. It’s holy water has been shown to purify individuals exposed to the Egg directly and the armor lining the church walls have been used as “Hazmat Suits”. Tommy, who is one of the churches founders and Prime’s “chosen”, is the only character explicitly CONFIRMED in canon to be immune to the effects of the Crimson naturally. The Crimson has a personal vendetta against Tommy specifically. Dream has a personal obsession with Tommy specifically. Why does this kid have so many connections to freaky eldritch beings.

- Ranboo / Dream

We still have no idea what the “other half” of Ranboo is. Ranboo refers to the state he enters when being manipulated by Dream as the “Enderwalk” which doesn’t clear any of that up! But Dream had a shield in the final disc confrontation that’s pattern mimicked the white half of Ranboo’s skin. And Dream referred to the Enderwalk State as Ranboo’s “other half”? So which “half” is actually Ranboo? And why is the other one inclined to obey Dream’s orders if it’s just a normal Enderman???

- Jschlatt

What the fuck happened to this man. Who the fuck was this man. He just walked onto the server, won a presidency, succumbed to political corruption, became an alcoholic, and then died of a heart attack? Why the fuck did he just HAVE the equivalent of a necronomicon??? Now he’s just gone and seems incredibly reluctant to be brought back. Does he even HAVE any answers? It’s equally likely that the bastard just found the book on the side of the road or some shit. We just don’t know anything about him and may never get the chance. Fuck.

- Ghostbur

WHO IS HE???? Too many people have glossed over the fact that Ghostbur is literally his own character! Alivebur exists separately to this man who looks like him and sounds like him and has 75% of HIS memories? Where did he come from?? The most likely explanation is that he’s technically PART of Alivebur’s consciousness that came back to deal with the unfinished business that Alivebur didn’t WANT to deal with. But we don’t even have any real conformation of that outside of them not being able to be in the same place at the same time outside of Purgatory!!!

- The Inbetween / Karl Jacobs

Everything about this place seems too good to be true. People have already pointed out the aesthetic ties it has to Ranboo’s character. I don’t trust it. It’s portraying itself as a safe space for Karl to learn about his own powers that he has for some reason. “DONT STRAY FROM THE PATH x96″ YEAH OKAY BITCH SOUNDS FINE TO ME?? Totally not the voice of an alternate timeline Karl who fucked around and found out shit that was too much for his human mind to comprehend! 

- Foolish

Mans is just a Demigod, like, canonically. He is a minor deity of life, The Totem God, and he’s just vibing in a desert building a temple in his own honor. He hasn’t DONE anything plot relevant yet? But BBH has made the terrifying implications that KILLING him canonically will grant the killer an extra life???? HELLO????? Please keep my boy away from like 99% of the server thank you <3

#dream smp #long post #The Crimson Egg #Eggpire #church prime #tommyinnit #Ranboo #dreamwastaken #jschlatt #wilbur soot #ghostbur #the inbetween #karl jacobs #tales from the smp #FoolishG #Foolish Gamers #alcohol tw #alcholism tw #((just bc they're BRIEFLY mentioned)) #ask to tag

[khaleesiofalicante]

Here is my chapter 7 comments that no one and i mean absolutely NO ONE asked for, once again:

Magnus my loveeee youre not too much :(((

Ooopsie alec is drunk… the idea of a drunk alec is so funny to me cause of how uptight and “strict” (for the lack of better words) he is

Ahahahaha lily getting alec drunk is so canon.

Alec lightwood has no filter. Drunk or not he has no filter and that’s very sexy of him.

Rich men >>

“Dads can be like that - Easy to hate. Hard to love” damn… so true bestie so true

What do you mean WATER DOESNT HAVE A TASTE?!!????!???!???!!!!! Excuse you???

You know i was really happy when you announced there’ll be three timelines in each chapter but damn the cliffhangers HURT🥲🥲

Lmao setting your parents divorce papers on fire >

Why does alec think when magnus says he wants to go home he means london? How DUMB CAN YOU BE WHEN YOURE THE FUCKING GOVERNOR?!

Naïve is such a pretty word… if it didnt mean what it does i think it would be a nice baby name

Awww the wedding ring condition is so cute🥺🥺

Alec is so in love it hurts🥺 hes so cuteeeee. All i want in life is to have my own alec lightwood🥲

Oh! You see, alec cant complain he doesnt have anything of magnus to hold while he sleeps (like max and the baby wrapper holder thing) cause he did and he FUCKING GAVE IT BACK.

I love pettiness and drama.

We do not support drunk driving children!!

Of course magnus wants to fuck the governor…

WHAT- what THOMAS???!!! He would never… yeah no he totally would.

Ooofffff Alec…. That must BURNNN

Maxxxxxxx😭 i cant wait to read his pov🥲🥲

Aww gabriel is kinda adorable (dont tell anyone i said that)

Every inch of david screams heartbreaker?? Are we talking about the same david? Y’know the guy to domesticated a baby demon?? Alec my dear, not every attractive blonde guy is a heartbreaker ;)

I dont think the governor is legally allowed to have Grindr… ik it sounds stupid but it doesnt seem safe to me😂

Ooops i just realized i talk a lot🙈 ahahahaha whatever🫧😅

I LOVED THESE REACTIONS SO IT'S VERY MUCH WANTED TRUST ME.

I think the governor is allowed to be on Grindr just like anyone else ;) more about Grindr shenanigans later x

ALSO OMG I AGREE CAUSE LIKE

Alec: David looks like a heartbreaker

David:

#tlnd

[kanmom51]

when ya'll say jimin would put boundaries on tae touching jk or jk touching tae, do you really believe that? because i think it's one of those things that even if it bothers you, it sounds wrong to say "dont touch my boyfriend". I think both jimin and jungkook can have things that bother them or don't love 100% and still can't say it. like there's been a couple of situations where jm looked annoyed/disappointed at jk doing something and jk hasn't stopped doing those things anyways. -1

same with jungkook who isn't big on words**. i think my last anon got messed up. -2

and i dont believe he will stop doing them as i dont believe jimin would actually tell him to stop doing something even if it annoys him. this idea of couples that can say out loud everything they're thinking or bothers them is kinda idealistic, and even much so when it comes to jungkook who isnt much.

Yeah, anon. I do really believe that. These guys have been together for close to 10 years. Do you believe they would have lasted as friends this long if boundaries weren't set? If another member would constantly do things they think are annoying, disrespectful, outright shitty? Do you think that person doing those things wouldn't, by now, know he is doing something the other doesn't appreciate or like? Do you think he would continue doing those things knowing this? Do you think the friendship would have lasted that?

JM can definitely stand up for himself. He is a strong willed ass guy. Believe me he has set boundaries with Tae. And if Tae is out of line, well JM knows well enough how to convey the message. We've seen this in the past.

As for JK, yes, when he was younger he tended to be someone Tae could do almost anything he wanted to, a bit of a clay doll for Tae. We've seen instances when JM put him in line, rather than JK. Even then, JK knew, at times, when to push Tae away (JK-JM stare off live, for instance). But with JK times a-changing, he's grown up, matured, and even if he isn't too vocal, as you put it, he knows how to push Tae away, or move away, at times, when he is uncomfortable or just had enough of it.

The way you put it here it's about jealousy, "don't touch my boyfriend", and I don't think that's the issue here. It's not about the touching. It's about the appropriateness in the moment and the appropriateness of the touching. For example: Tae putting his foot on JK's back. He did it twice that I know of in front of the camera. This isn't about affection or sexual attraction. This is more about showing dominance. Tae being able to do that to JK because he's the youngest (the only one younger than him in the group and in age hierarchy). In both cases JM pushes Tae's foot off JK's back. Not JK. JM does it.

Setting boundaries doesn't have to be saying "don't touch my bae". Setting boundaries is also by sending the message with facial and body language. JM is a master of that. JK will just pull away or push away.

Btw, it's super important when you refer to examples to check on the chronological timeline. What was true for 2016 is not true for 2017 and so forth. Their relationship has grown and developed so has their trust in each other and in their relationship, and so did their understanding of each other and knowing to read each other (when happy, upset, pissed off). And still, even after 5 years together they can get things wrong. I've been with my husband for close to 30 years (shit, that's long), and still we both sometimes will do something the other doesn't like or appreciate.

#ask #anon

[lokislittlesigyn]

// loki spoilers

This is basically a huge infodump on my thoughts about the first episode, because I doubt y’all want to sift through my trauma-ridden ramblings. I’ll make another post for the rest. This is just everything not related to the IW stuff/my reaction to that. It’s general thoughts, theories, musings.

1. When Loki gets first taken into the TVA. Is that Peggy Carter in the background? Others have suggested it might be. What would that mean??? Will we see the TVA fix the mess the Russos made with Steve/Peggy (not likely) or is it just a lookalike? Who knows..

2. A skrull at the main intake desk! Idk not super relevant just interesting!

3. I’m kind of glad they changed the... uncomfortable scene... with the robot burning his clothes off. He gets more time to react to seeing the machine itself, and he seems more shocked (”Now.. H-hang on just a minute.”) than angry (”Now hang on just a minute!”) i still feel.. horrible for him, i’m glad nobody Saw him and that the machine didn’t grab the clothes off, but still. Ehhh.. uncomfortable.

He is beautiful though, don’t get me wrong - I’d just prefer a shirtless Loki scene where he wants to be shirtless? let him do what he wants with his body?? he’s probably felt so out of control of his body, from being jotun to falling through space that any invasion of privacy like that hits extra deep...

That being said, I recognize the utility of the scene for the narrative - his lack of control, his literally being stripped of what he was before.

4. WHO IS THE MAN WITH THE CAT. What is his name. I love that he has a mug with his cat on it. But I want to know more. Who is he?

4.1 WHY DIDNT YOU LET LOKI PET THE CAT Please,,, I am begging you,,, let loki pet the cat and have something react kindly to him and purr all happily at his scratching behind their ears plea s e

5. The info sheet. Now this is just a little nitpicky tidbit, but in a previous promo they listed Loki’s height as 6′4 ft and weight as 525 lbs. This is taken directly from the comics if I’m not mistaken. However, in the actual show he’s listed as  6′2 (Tom’s height and Loki’s presumed height) but I don’t remember if his weight is the same. Is Loki 6′2? 6′4? please let me know i want to know how smol i am in comparison

6. His little aggressive shaking of the ticket at the guard makes me giggle each time.

7. The fact the turnstile hits so low on him reminds me,, I am short compared to him. Those things hit my stomach/waist. That one hit his legs. I am once again asking Loki to pick me up.

8. The cartoon with Miss Minutes introducing the TVA is wonderful, I love the art style especially. But it raises questions about Variants... I guess Variants can just, pop out of nowhere? Any action could be the wrong one? And then once you commit the wrong action you either get returned or pruned? Yikes??? And THIS ties into another thing later!

9. The trial scene. I have a hunch - a feeling, a suspicion. That one of three things may be true.

A. The Time-Keepers never actually existed. They’re fabricated, and now whoever runs the TVA is actually using the excuse of “The Time-Keepers decree it so!!!” to carry out whatever They think is right. The fact we haven’t seen the Time-Keepers makes me.. suspicious...

B. The Time-Keepers existed, but they have since passed on, however that may have happened. Now someone is doing the same as above, using the excuse of the Time-Keepers apparent dictations to run things.

C. The Time-Keepers do exist, and do run the timeline/TVA, but maybe they’re not infallible? Maybe the TVA info video is lying or incomplete in some way? Idk I just feel like, something about the TVA and how they run things has to be wrong. It has to? Something is off. Again, this will tie into another thought later...

I have no idea if any of these are actually true! But Loki’s questions of “Who’s in charge here? What do they do? What do you do?” punctuated by laughter leads me to believe he’s suspecting something too, or perhaps just trying to figure this mess out.

10. Seiðr/Magic. We see in this scene, Loki’s magic (”powers”) don’t work in the TVA. (and a quick side note, did he have to Flex like that? do you have to make me see Loki’s bare arms Flex like that? be still my heart. anyway please get that collar off of him and let him rest for five minutes) This makes me wonder.. Why isn’t Loki in his Jotun form? His pale skin and blue eyes are decided by magic, are they not? I suppose this is 2012, so perhaps Odin’s magic is keeping Loki looking like that. But if magic doesn’t work in the TVA, why would his spell reach so far? Clearly Loki’s magic isn’t what’s doing it. How is Loki not appearing as a Jotun? Is his Jotun form repressed - is pale skin his default now, rather than something hidden by magic? I need answers!

11. he sounds so scared about being “reset” please dont hurt him,,

12. cALLING LOKI A PUSSYCAT? (lokitty confirmed) I think Mobius was goading him (Mobius strikes me.. As extremely clever. He’s trying to push Loki’s buttons to see who he’s dealing with. At least, I hope so. Because if he really meant that “You were born to cause pain and suffering and death... All so that others can achieve the best versions of themselves.” and that line about killing Frigga??? No no no he is not guilty. He had no way of knowing what would happen. It wasn’t right to send Algrim up to Asgard (i think algrim wouldve found the way up anyway) but there was no intent to hurt Frigga. I really hope you’re trying to goad him, Mobius, because if you believe that I trust you much less. anyway i digress) but wow is he pushing Loki’s buttons a lot. I can’t... Blame him entirely, I understand he’s trying to make sure Loki’s on his side, maybe I’m just too soft for Loki idk. But some of that was very cruel to say. /:

12.1 AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT MOBIUS. That scene with the girl in the church?? Did that little girl kill the men? Is that young Sylvie? Or is she using an illusion to make herself look young and innocent? What’s going on!!!!

13. LOKI SNATCHING THE LITTLE TIME-TWISTER DEVICE AND STOWING IT IN HIS POCKET.... POCKET....... sorry sometimes i get so caught up about loki that i just say random words in between little noises and squeals,,, i am a silly thing

14. CASEY. CASEY??? That whole exchange is funny. Poor Loki, just trying to intimidate this guy so he can escape but - Casey doesn’t know what a fish is. to be fair.... thor doesn’t seem to know what a raccoon is... right?

15. That bit with the infinity stones is kind of funny until you realize

A. Natasha died for a paperweight

B. Tony died from paperweights

C. Loki was tortured for paperweights

D. Oh, and Gamora died for a paperweight too. And Vision. Need I go on?

Then it becomes less of exclusively “haha funny” and now it’s a mix of funny and pain and gosh, is that a good way to sum up being a Marvel/Loki fan sometimes...

16. Loki gazing at the timeline all “Is this the most powerful thing in the universe?” or something, i’m sorry i don’t remember exactly... made me think of a meme and i shall make it presently.

17. I love that Loki got to see examples of how his family loves him but the fact he’s all “I can’t go back.” really just breaks me. It’s like he can finally see they love him after all of this mess, and now he doesn’t have the chance. Please, please let him be happy. Give him some relief. This is the Loki that just came off finding out about being Jotun, falling from the Bifrost, encountering Thanos, attacking Earth, facing defeat, and now he’s being thrashed around in this wild place and has just found out he inadvertently caused Frigga’s death (he did not kill her: his actions, by mistake, lead to her murder, let me be very clear) AND Odin will die AND all the rest... And he wants to be with them.

18. Loki’s reaction to Thor suggesting the hug makes me soft. Please I want to hug this little mischief man so so so bad-

19. Skipping over the iw parts! That’s for another post because this one will be grossly long anyway.

20. “I don’t enjoy hurting people.” and “It's part of the illusion. It's the cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear. A desperate play for control.” was all so, so validating. I’ve been trying to argue on Loki’s behalf for almost a solid decade. Seeing the show recognize that Loki’s not all just violence and hurting for “fun”, that he’s not unhinged and bloodthirsty.. Is so nice. It’s just so, so comforting. and it gives me hope for future episodes that they won’t go the route of “oh haha loki bullied and mistreated and stabbed thor for years!!! :)” loki cries during basically every fight with Thor and you want me to believe he stabs Thor for fun? absolutely not.

21. Theory.. Just another hunch.. So we know a fugitive variant, aka Loki, is running amok. Refer back to 8 and 9.C. What if the Time-Keepers never actually fixed the timeline into a single timeline? What if there are other timelines, and these different Loki variants have hopped over to the current one? Or, maybe the Time-Keepers did fix the timeline into a single one, and these Lokis are remnants from that huge time-war at the beginning? Time runs differently in relative spaces, they may have Just Left that war from their perspective!

I say Lokis and not Loki because we’re pretty sure there’s Female/Lady Loki, Old Man/King Loki, and possibly Young/Kid Loki. That’s at least three. From the peeks of Asgard and NYC we’ve seen from the trailers, I think we’re also getting an Asgardian King!Loki and Midgardian King/Vote!Loki. (unless our dearest variant is hopping into timelines and situating into them, but I doubt Mobius would let that happen..?) That’s five.

To further support this, keep in mind, I believe recently six (i think 6 regular and 6 rare...) different funko pops were announced for the series? I’m not sure if they’re in addition to the Loki and Mobius already released. If they are, there’s enough room for each Loki and maybe a TVA agent. One of the pops is supposed to have a buddy/companion I think? Maybe they’re making the cat guy into one, or maybe there’s something else (Throg, anyone?).

22. That is totally Lady Loki/Sylvie at the end by the way. Has to be. But why does she want the reset devices? Why did she snatch that TVA Hunter? Again, WHAT’S GOING ON

ANYWAY this was a very long post if you made it this far, I commend you.

#no proofread only post #long posts about loki #loki #loki series #loki spoilers #sigyn says WORDS #SPOILER HEAVY

[ronsenburg]

Hi! I wanted to ask you something about Klapollo. What topic/argument do you think could possibly cause them to break up or take a break from the relationship? I live for the drama and was thinking about maybe writing a fic but like I dont want to make either of them assholes, like Apollo bringing Kristoph up to hurt Klavier, for example. I don't think he would do that but I struggle to come up with something else.

Oh boy, I hope you’re not upset about this, but I wrote you an essay. I’m sorry.

Overall, I really like the klapollo relationship timeline because, compared to, say, narumi/su they have a much more normal, organic story. They meet, flirt, share a mutual trauma, get together! Totally normal! But I also think that they would have a much harder time than narumi/su finding the balance you need in a serious relationship and I can see them calling it quits for perfectly practical reasons that aren’t really anything to do with one being a jerk, you know? Here are my top things that I think they would have to navigate and maybe struggle with before a real happily ever after:

1. Money. You’ve probably seen my post where I talk about Apollo feeling uncomfortable with displays of affluence. I don’t think that this is an easy one to get past. AA6 Spoilers, but Dhurke and Datz literally raised them in hiding on the run in the mountainous jungles of Khura’in. They sent Apollo to the states as a nine year old. We don’t know what he did when he got here, but my money’s always been on the foster system. That doesn’t typically breed a sense of stability, financial or otherwise. 

From my experience (so take it with a grain of salt), children who grow up with very little tend to behave in one of two ways when they reach financial stability and/or achieve wealth: first option, they’re really bad with it. They spend it nearly as fast as they make it on things they didn’t get to have or experience when they were growing up. Second option, they never spend it. They know what it’s like to be without, so they save as much of it as they can so they have the security of knowing, if something happens, they won’t have to go back to the way it was before. I will always put Apollo in the latter category. He works hard for what he has and what he gets and, I think, things that signify extravagance make him uncomfortable. On the other hand, I think that the Gavin’s have always had some sort of wealth. Klavier and Kristoph have very different aesthetics to their spaces that we get to experience (Klavier’s office and Kristoph’s cell) but they’re both pretty lavish. Now, we can assume they each made their money individually in their respective careers but, honestly, Kristoph’s cell is so gaudy. To me, it screams “this is what I’m used to and I refuse to accept any less” which is an attitude that I feel comes more from a lifetime of that treatment. 

So if we accept everything that I’ve said above as true, trying to put a person who saves every penny they get and feels bad treating themselves with a person who spends money freely because it’s been a constant throughout their life? It can go poorly. Casually dating, maybe it’s not such an issue once Apollo says “please no more presents and can we just get takeout for once?” but if you’re talking about something more serious, where you have to live in the same space and pay joint bills and be confronted with the other person’s spending habits constantly, it’s a whole other thing. Please take it from me as a person in a long term relationship who loves their partner tremendously—everyone fights about money. Everyone. It would be very difficult for Apollo to feel comfortable, even if he knew that finances were in good shape and there was savings, etc. Things happen, people leave. Nothing gold can stay. Changing that line of thinking takes work. It would also be easier said than done for Klavier to just do an about face on his own habits for Apollo’s comfort. Being a celebrity makes money, but it costs money, too. There is a certain amount of lushness that people expect. That can’t just go away. These are things that become bigger problems overtime, no matter how much you love each other. 

Anyway, I would be really surprised if—even if you’re writing them as really happily married—Apollo doesn’t have a ‘emergency fund’ that even Klavier doesn’t know about. It’s a ‘just in case’. Just in case Klavier leaves him. Just in case he needs to get away fast. Just in case the world ends. It’s not a logical thing, something that he sat down and rationalized doing, it’s just there because it feels better to have it than to not. But that can be kind of hurtful if the other person finds out about it, so. There you go, a whole minefield of money related drama.

2. Apollo’s Abandonment Issues. He’s got them! What do you call and orphan twice over who also lost his very best friend? I don’t know, but if capcom doesn’t stop picking on my boy I’m going to kick them in the teeth. I will still never get over AA6 for telling us that Dhurke took Apollo in when he was orphaned as a baby, then abandoned him in the USA, then came back for him and got his hopes up, and then was actually dead the whole time! Hahahaha! What a trip! 

Anyway, you don’t come back from that super easy. People who suffer this kind of trauma usually have a really hard time trusting others, which is understandable. They also can have unrealistic needs from their partners, become codependent, or even just self-sabotage their relationships, pulling away first to try and avoid the pain because they think the other person will leave them. I think that last one is most likely for Apollo, especially given the disparity in circumstances I mentioned above. If Apollo can’t trust that Klavier actually loves him, can’t trust that he won’t leave him like EVERYONE ELSE HAS, then they can’t have a healthy relationship. Drama.

3. Klavier’s Emotional Trauma. Kristoph is a pretty big jerk to Klavier in the last case of AA4. He criticizes and undermines Klavier, threatens and admits to manipulating him. In the anthology, Klavier shares an “lol so funny!” story about Kristoph accidentally breaking a window while he and Klavier are playing ball. In it, he convinces Klavier that it was his fault and that he should take the blame and apologize for breaking the window! And Klavier does! That’s gaslighting, baby, and since the Anthology is supposed to be canon, we can take that to mean it’s been happening since Klavier was a kid. Think about that. An entire life of gaslighting and manipulative behavior! You don’t come back from that easily, either. 

People who experience emotional abuse can, among other things, suffer from depression and low-self esteem. They need affirmation from their partners and can have a hard time with letting people in or being honest (though not from a malicious mindset—more a “I’m going to say what I think you want to hear because if you’re happy, bad things won’t happen!”). They can also always be waiting for the other shoe to drop, so to speak. Sure things are good, but when will that end and the bad time start? It’s a self fulfilling prophecy: if all you can do is worry about things going wrong, then you aren’t actually enjoying when things are going right and you will cause the issues you’re so worried about. Drama.

4. Fame. Klavier has been in the spotlight since he was a literal child. If the Gavinners were already hits when Klavier was 17, they likely formed and starred their rise some time before then. A year, maybe two? Klavier spent his formative years in the spotlight. He quite literally doesn’t know any other way. Apollo, on the other hand, has never experienced the kind of scrutiny he’d be subject to when dating someone like Klavier. It can be really stressful and hurtful and just overall not a good time. And I’m not saying that Klavier wouldn’t be sympathetic, but I don’t think he would really understand how difficult it could be to have been thrust into that position out of nowhere, because he’s had years of dealing with it and was in a completely different place in life when it began for him. It’s not unreasonable to think that Apollo might not be able to take it. You can love someone and want to be with them but if you can’t adapt to their lifestyle, it’s not going to work. They could walk away rather than risk what might happen to Apollo if they kept it up. Drama.

5. Careers. They both have very demanding jobs. While sharing a similar profession can mean there’s a mutual understanding, it can also cause issues if you... never get to see each other? Schedules can be out of alignment (which could easily happen; their cases can’t always line up and they seem to require a lot of time investment outside of just normal hours). If Klavier goes back into music, that’s an additional time constraint. Why be in a relationship when you can only see the other person for moments here and there? What about the stress that comes with those jobs? That can cause drama.

6. Klavier looks like Kristoph. They are very different people, yes, but similar enough in some ways that it could cause tension. Maybe Klavier is tired and stressed and snaps at Apollo, and suddenly, all Apollo can see is Kristoph and all he can feel is the uncomfortable churning in his stomach that goes along with the memories of him. Someone he trusted, someone who let him down. That’s a difficult subject to broach, and it can fester like an infected wound if left intended. 

But Apollo sounds like Kristoph sometimes. We saw it in AA5, which is, of course, an extreme circumstance. But it can come out from time to time in other ways. A phrase that slips out, the way he intones certain words, the way he signs off in his emails—little things that are harmless, but can still act as triggers. 

Sometimes you need to get away from things that can remind you of your past in order to work on getting over them. If you are in love with someone who shares a similar trauma, who brings those issues from the past to light frequently just by being themselves, it might not be a healthy situation. I don’t think they would need to throw it in each other’s faces for it to become an issue. Drama.

There are more, but I probably took this more seriously than you intended. Whoops! Anyway, I hope that helps??? Maybe???? I hope you get them back together in the end because they deserve to be happy though!!!!!!!

#LONG POST #shut up krissy #if you want me to cut this please let me know #klapollo