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asmosmainhoe · 3 months

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Hiii! I hope you're doing well 🫶💍

Can I please ask your headcannons about how would lucifer, mammon, satan, beel, diavolo and barbatos react if MC offers to put chapstick on their lips?

I know it's a strange ask, but imagine this scenario: It's gotten really cold suddenly (in? On? At?) the devildom and MC notices said character has chapped lips and seems very uncomfortable with it. She offers them her (can be gn!reader but I'm using she/her for better explaining) chapstick and they deny, but she insistist in putting on them, and they feel giddy because she's caring so softly for them 😭😭😭

I'm feeling the vibe of soft casual love today. It's okay if you don't answer, but I'd be really happy if you did! Lots of love, stay warm 🩷🩷🩷

MC offers their chapstick

Note: Huh my motivation is partly back

Gender: neutral

Warnings: none

Masterlist

Lucifer

He says that he doesn't need it of course even though he really does and you offering your chapstick makes him notice his dry lips even more

You already left him so he could continue to work in peace, but your words simply don't let him go

His tongue keeps darting out to lick over his lips which makes it only worse and the feeling bothers him more with every second

Only half an hour passes until he looks for you around the house to ask if the offer still stands

Mammon

WHAT?! YOUR CHAPSTICK?! BUT IT WAS ON YOUR LIPS FIRST! SO IT WOULD BE LIKE A KISS MQJSBAJAN

He immediately short circuits and isn't responding for a couple seconds

"If you're really insistin'."

Mammon snatches the chapstick away from you and puts on a thick layer

"I actually thought that I could put it on you, but that works too I guess."

He's devastated

You better be prepared to share it some more in the future, because he will ask for it on a regular basis and don't even think about buying him one. He wants yours

Satan

A light blush is forming on his cheeks and ears upon your offer, but he'd be a fool to decline it. It's the closest he can get to a kiss for now after all especially when you get so close to his face to put it on

He takes an extra moment to rub his lips properly together and is surprised by the pleasant taste. Would a kiss taste like this as well? The thought alone makes him become even more red

"Should I buy you one too?"

"No, but thank you. I don't need it that often."

Wrong! He just wants an excuse to use yours

Beelzebub

Of course he's not one to say no to that! It's so kind of your to offer it in the first place. Not many people are paying as much attention to him as you do

Much to your surprise though Beel leans forward with his eyes closed which makes you think for a second that he's actually about to kiss you

Beel shoots a small smile in your direction as he thanks you. Ugh, so handsome...

You make sure to offer him your chapstick more often in the future

Diavolo

"Oh, I didn't even notice that my lips are so dry!"

"So can I put it on then?"

"Absolutely!"

Much like Beel he has to bend over a little bit so you could reach him better

Being this close to him really makes you realize just how attractive he is. As if having the prince of hell only inches away from your face isn't intimidating enough

But he seems to genuinely enjoy it

Barbatos

No idea how this man manages to take such good care of his appearance while handling so many tasks

So it's kind of a big thing when you notice that his lips are super dry AND HE EVEN APOLOGIZES FOR "BEING SUCH A MESS" LIKE BABE IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL

"Thank you so much for pointing it out. Could you maybe be so kind and put it on for me? I'm afraid my hands are full at the moment."

ANYTHING FOR YOU, LOVE

It's a short moment, but somehow incredibly intimate

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helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden · 16 days

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Diavolo: What do you mean I'm too old for the easter bunny??

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo, I cannot stress this enough, you're over a century old and the Demon King

Diavolo: Okay? And what does that have to do with my colorful eggs?

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ur-dad-satan · 2 months

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Have a few tier lists based on fuck all and delusion

This one is based on how much I think each of the OM characters swear on a regular basis.

This one is based on how east I think it would be to get them in a matching outfit with MC

Fastest to swoon (fold) if MC laid on their lap and smiled up at them for attention.

They're all simps. I love them. Also, Thirteen, Mephisto, and Raph aren't in the last one because I don't know enough about them.

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hellfire-rose · 11 months

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BABY DIA CONFIRMED

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etherealbelphie · 2 years

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Obey Me Headcanon

There's a group chat between everyone except MC, and the sole purpose of that group chat is to share candid photos and videos of MC.

They do this because:

1. If they all pitch in, they all get more MC content (because it's basically canon that all of them are obsessed with MC-)

And

2. They get to learn about sides of MC that they don't usually see.

Some images and videos sent in this chat include:

A photo of MC, focused on their work so intently they're sticking their tongue out

A video of MC aggressively playing Just Dance by themselves when they thought no one else was around

A voice recording of MC going on a rant about the lore of a video game

A photo of MC playing with a stray cat

A photo of MC in spa mode, complete with cucumbers and a face mask

A video of MC with flour all over them, singing as they make dinner

A photo of MC reading in the RAD garden

A video of MC talking to themselves while they do their chores

The results of MC having messed up a potion (what happened is up to you)

And lastly, one reoccurring theme is that every single time MC falls asleep with someone, that person sends a photo in the group chat as a sort of brag.

How would your MC react if they found the group chat?

Mine would be both a little creeped out and a little flattered.

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enoe-of-noen · 5 days

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Finished an entire page of Obey Me cast

(Sorry the colours ain’t right 😭)

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beels-burger-babe · 4 months

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Dia Claus - Christmas Crack

So hear me out. Diavolo finding out about Christmas after MC returns to the human world and pulling a Jack Skellington.

Man fully dresses up like Santa, gathers as many "presents" aka normal Devildom items that can and will kill or harm a mortal being, and appears at MC's house.

He will go down their chimney. And if they don't have a chimney, then he is going to magic one into existence because he has to be the best Santa, MC, you don't understand.

Meanwhile, MC is just trying to get some sleep before the craziness of Christmas day and they start hearing some CRAZY loud clanging on their roof and in their house and- holy fucking shit. Are they getting robbed?

They come down as Dia is eating the cookies they left out and gawking at the ornaments like, well, a child on Christmas.

Unfortunately, they round the corner at the same time Dia does, and since MC is wasn't going to just face an intruder unarmed, Dia ends up on the ground shouting with pepper spray in his eyes.

As an apology, he and the others get invited over in the morning for a proper Christmas breakfast and Dia is through the roof (though not literally this time.)

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lokiangel · 2 months

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Obey me incorrect quotes #33

Lucifer and Diavolo walking into the House of Lamentation, talking about work.

Lucifer- Yes and I think that’s why-

*opens the door to the living room* Lucifer-…

*Mammon running around with his butt on fire and Levi sitting there counting cash* Lucifer- LEVI WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SETTING MAMMONS PANTS ON FIRE! GET ME A FIRE EXTINGUISHER BEFORE HE BURNS THE HOUSE DOWN! AND I SWEAR TO DIAVOLO LEVI IF WE NEED TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT AGAIN IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!

*Diavolo 😅*

Lucifer-I SWEAR I CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALL ALONE FOR LONGER THAN FIVE SECONDS AND SOMETHING IS ON FIRE!

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the-demonus-aunt · 1 year

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okay, so what about this:

he is craving you so much that he literally starts drooling and drooling (a lot) uncontrollably (before or during sex to idk you're the writer it's up to u)

it can be afab or anything but please do it gn

idk if you are comfortable writing something like this (obviously it's ok if you aren't) but if you are i'm thinking of:

>beel< (specially him 🙏 please) and mammon... -diavolo, levi, belphie, simeon and even lucifer could also work if you feel like it idk

thank u in advance if you do it 🙏 I really like your work

Hello there 🫰🏻

I didn't do Simeon, bc I personally just couldn't see him here and didn't know how, but I do hope you enjoy the rest!

CN nsft. minors dni. saliva.

Beel

He was working his magic on you, his lips stuck to your skin, his tongue pushing right into that one, oh so sensitive spot.

He's been down there for a while, you've been high and low several times, your moans stuck in your throat, as his mouth refused to leave that wet spot between your legs.

Merciless. He wasn't even thinking of stopping anytime soon and you could feel it - in the movement of his tongue, enjoying every second. In the way he obviously had to stop himself from just devouring you from bottom to top, teeth always only one doubt away from sinking into you. In the way your juices mixed his saliva, the slurping sounds making you quiver.

The room was cold, light goosebumps showing on your skin. His mouth was hot, spreading his excitement all over you.

He couldn't stop. He tried, but when you smelled as delicious as today, there was no holding back - only his Gluttony and his drool pooling around his tongue like a promise.

How could he even think of letting your night end, when your little sounds and the salt on your skin made his head dizzy and his spit run down his face and his eyes roll back.

When he sucked on you and you arrived yet again, he dove right back in - his eyes trained on your contorting face and his drool coating your favourite spots.

Belphie

His eyes were trained on your underwear, his nose focussing on the delicious smell of your fear.

You hadn't planned on him walking in and you sure hadn't foreseen the wild grin that spread over his face.

He couldn't help but laugh when he finally touched you and the most shameful moan fell from your lips, unprepared and raw.

He planted his face on your neck, suckling in all the right places and slowly but surely, the more you sigh and grab your sheets and ruffle his hair, you feel something wet drip down your throat.

Warm and heavy, pooling in the hollow of your collarbone, flowing past your breast and down your shoulders. More and more , the heavier the demon breathes.

It was when he started spreading it, over your sensitive neck, on your erect nipples, that you came, suddenly and hard.

Oh how that did not stop him. Oh how he would cover your whole body and soak your skin with his scent.

Dia

You were sprawling in his massive bathtub, wearing his black and golden collar and nothing else. What a sight for his very, very tired eyes - and what a seductive smell emanating from the bubbling pool of...demonus?

You did know him too well, didn't you?

He could feel his mouth start to water at the thought of your taste mixed with the finest drink in the whole palace.

As he took step after step toward you, his pants tightening, his mouth filling up with overwhelming greed, you spread your legs and let one hand run slowly up your thigh.

He was naked and all over you before you could take another breath, his hand on your crotch, his mouth on yours.

You could feel his saliva running down both of your chins as he devoured you. Oh how he could not stop drooling over you, your smell, the way you feel on his tongue.

Sparkly bubbles bursting in between his lips and your skin. The taste of sweat and bitter fruit making his nerves explode.

A trail of his drool on your every body part, marking you his.

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devildomditzy · 1 year

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“I can’t take you seriously.” For Diavolo cus i dont take him seriously (in a good way tbh) 🍨👹

You stare ahead at the demon prince in front of you as he downs his ice cream faster than you think you’ve ever seen done before. Honestly, it was kind of impressive.

It was anyone’s guess as to what he said to Barbatos to let him meet you alone at Madame Screams for what he referred to as an “ice cream social”. You’d bet money that he didn’t tell Barbatos, and the poor butler is currently running around like a hell hen with it’s head cut off looking for him.

You’d accepted his invitation, first; because you figured there would be consequences of some kind for saying no to the next lord of hell, second; because you figured the ‘social’ part of the ice cream social meant everyone would be coming. But no, you find yourself alone with the ruler of the entire realm in the center of a small cafe. A human and demon royalty, both currently being gawked at by every patron and the entire staff alike.

You don’t blame them. It’s probably not every day that they see the effective ruler of their government in person, let alone chowing down on a sundae like his life depended on it. But, you’d be lying if you said the stares weren’t starting to make you uncomfortable.

Diavolo gives a hardy laugh from his seat, startling you out of your concentration on his speedy consumption. Gosh, if he didn’t slow down, you were sure he was gonna choke.

“Isn’t this wonderful, MC? Just you and I enjoying ourselves out in the public! Now I know what it must feel like for regular citizens of the Devildom to ‘get out of the house’ so to say!”

You give a forced chuckle, trying your best to sound sincere. “Yeah, totally. This is…exactly how that feels.”

You try not to make eye contact with the people gathered around the two of you, but it’s almost impossible as they take out their D.D.D’s to film and photograph the two of you. You were starting to feel like a caged animal, and you wonder briefly if this is what the prince felt like at all times.

The notion begins to make you upset, but before you can dwell on it, you look up to find Diavolo smiling back at you, remnants of his ice cream attached to his upper lip in a pseudo mustache. You can’t stop the laugh that jumps forward from deep in your chest.

“May I know what you find so humorous?”, he questions, childlike wonder abundant behind his eyes. “I always love a good laugh!”

You wipe a small tear that formed in the corner of your eye away before speaking. “It’s just… I can’t take you seriously!”

His face drops instantly, and your blood freezes. Upsetting the leader hell was not on your to do list for the day, and you did not want to find out what it means if you do.

You begin to backpedal to the best of your ability, not wanting to get throwing into jail. Jail in hell was probably worse then regular jail. It was probably like, super jail. You don’t want to go to super jail in hell.

But before you can begin to flounder, Diavolo bursts into another good natured chuckle. “Good! I’m glad!”

You stare at him, shock and confusion perfectly married in your expression. “I’m sorry…you’re glad?”

He shakes his head fondly before continuing. “MC, can I be honest with you? When everyone around you holds you to such high standards at all times, it can become a bit…”

He seems to be searching for the right word, so you offer up the one that flashes through your mind.

“Draining?”

“Yes! Draining. That’s why I asked you to sneak out with me! I knew you wouldn’t make too much of a fuss being seen with me.” He puts his head on his hand, a warm smile gracing his features. “I feel like I can let loose with you around.”

“Oh!”, you light up in surprise. It hits you then how scary it must be to have to lead a whole dimension of demonic folk. Having everyone look to you for all the answers, having to make all the tough decisions. Then there was Lucifer and Barbatos, always expecting him to act regal, and uphold some airy sense of authority. The prince certainly did not have it easy.

“Then, I’m glad I could be of service. Let’s do this again some time, Lord Diavolo.”

“Please, call me Dia.”

“Okay”, you giggle, “Let’s do this again some time, Dia.”

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chiefcheesecakemaker · 3 months

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Part 2!!

Bartbatos: uh tell him that we have gifts.. please

Diavolo clears throat: oh right! We have things gifts!!..did you organize this?

Bartbatos: yes

*bartbatos clapping and little D's come with gifts*

Diavolo: yes here we are. Gifts coming right up! We have spices, golden camels and spoons, tiny spoons!

Mcs hand maid to mc: spoons!

Diavolo: how do they make them so tiny..we have jams!

Mcs general: jams?

Diavolo: yes jams! Yam jams, fig jams date jams!

Diavolo: seedless, delicious, exotic jams

Bartbatos whispering: move away from the jams

Diavolo whispering back: what?

Bartbatos: we have jewels

Diavolo clears throat: jewel's! Er have them! And uh that!

*pointing to something hidden by a cloth*

Diavolo: over there! Hidden for suspense

Mc: hmm?

*bartbatos sighing as they remove the cloth showing a gold wheel*

Diavolo: ta da!

Mc: uh... it's a wheel?

Diavolo: it's uh very expensive

Mc: and what do you hope to buy with this expensive?

Diavolo: you!

*Mcs dad sighing*

Bartbatos: wow

Diavolo realizing what he said: no! No no no..a moment with you, a moment, that's not

*Bartbatos mimicking an explosion*

Mc: are you suggesting I am for sale?

Diavolo: of course..

*mc raising their eyebrows*

Diavolo: not! No, of course not!

Bartbatos: it's cold and dark in devildom but I prefer it to this

Mc: please excuse me I need to go.. and find some bread

*mc leaves*

Mcs hand maid: for the jams

Diavolo: no! That's not what I meant. I

Mcs hand maid: you did great

*mcs hand maid leaves*

Diavolo: that's not what I meant

Bartbatos: just leave her alone you didn't do great

Mcs dad: you will get the chance to speak again, we hope you can join us prince diavolo

Diavolo curtsy again: of course! Your Serene self we will join you!

*Mcs dad sighs and leaves*

*The general leaves mumbling: smooth*

Bartbatos: in 10.000 years, I've never been that embarrassed

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asmosmainhoe · 11 months

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*getting ready for a date*

Lucifer: Try not to sound too desperate, please.

Diavolo: Haha don't worry about that!

*at the date*

MC: I love this restaurant.

Diavolo: I love you too.

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anotherobeymetmblr-semihiatus · 2 years

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Diavolo?!!! Falling asleep on Barbatos' shoulder?!!! In the middle of a tea party?!!!

#and he's drooling a bit #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me spoilers #obey me chat spoilers #obey me!#obey me diavolo #lord diavolo #obey me dia #obey me barb #obey me barbatos

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ur-dad-satan · 1 month

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All the OM characters are lowkey sluts so have a tier list. It's based on vibes and who I think is a bottom, switch, and a top

I only made this because I want to fuck them.

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hellfire-rose · 1 year

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...'Scuse me while I beef with the Demon King

#dias dad sucks bro #obey me #obey me shall we date #diavolo obey me #obey me diavolo #obey me dia #obey me nightbringer spoilers #om nightbringer #nightbringer #obey me nightbringer

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etherealbelphie · 1 year

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Can you talk about more of all the obey me characters having a group chat about MC and sharing pictures?

As headcannons plz

In case you don't know, this is in reference to this post.

Diavolo was actually the one to start the group chat, although it wasn't intended to go the way it did. Originally, the group chat consisted only of himself, Lucifer, and Barbatos.

It was a photo of MC, Luke, Simeon, and Solomon sitting in the student council room, working on decorations for the next school dance. It was accompanied by the message 'Look how hard everyone is working!'

Lucifer, of course, only focused on MC. It did his pride good to see how hard they were working to make this program successful.

Lucifer made the mistake of calling this out in the messages, and jokingly (?) suggested adding the rest of his brothers to the chat so they could see what hard work actually looked like.

Diavolo did not catch the sarcasm, and immediately added all of the brothers to the chat as well.

Lucifer's younger brothers saw what he'd said earlier, so there were varying levels of protests about that.

Then the group chat went dead for a while.

The next time someone used it, it was Mammon. Apparently, he'd been out with MC and lost track of them.

After everyone yelled at him for losing MC, they added the adults of Purgatory hall for best group organizing. (They didn't want to worry Luke.)

Why didn't they add MC to the group chat to try and get ahold of them? That's a good question. They've got one brain cell combined (Maybe even 2 if you count Barbatos), so maybe that's why.

Eventually, Mammon found them back at the shop he'd just come from. (MC was sitting at customer service like a lost child.)

He sent a picture of them to the group chat to prove they were alright, and then the group chat went dead again.

Until someone else lost MC.

You thought that was a one-time thing? No. That's a Tuesday. There have been at least 8 more 'I lost MC' chats.

This happened so often that Levi decided to make a meme about it.

This inspired everyone else to start making MC memes, with different people participating to different degrees.

Some people used meme templates, and some people were putting captions over photos they had.

This led to people getting jealous of some of the photos people had.

Simeon, in his infinite wisdom, decided the easiest way to stop this problem would be to share all the photos they had of MC.

And that's the story of how the group chat began.

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