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personality test. is it acceptable to sleep in a hoodie/sweats

#as someone who lives in a cold state: yes #we do what we must to survive /lh

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quackity being forcibly adopted by sbi

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#plsss they mean so much to meee #extended SBI my beloveds fjbdjdhsj

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happy halloween lgbties!! what creature feature gay metaphor r u?

#vampire o7 #uquiz

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wait so do elytrians take longer to fully develop their powers or is o!tommy just an Actual Fucking Baby

#chicken ages from birth to anywhere between ages 10 and 13 #from then avian until between 18 and 25 #then finally they’re elytrian #the developmental process depends on each individual #O!Tommy is training in the hopes that he’ll be an earlier bloomer #osmp

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i know we’re all screaming bout how c!sapnap let c!clingy duo hide behind him (and like also no shit in the vod c!dream literally chases them and if it wasn’t for c!sapnap hitting him they would’ve been fucking one shotted), but i will never let you forget that once they got past c!sapnap they hid behind c!eret before running and getting the discs. and it wasn’t just them hiding behind her it was c!eret putting himself in front of them and i will take this knowledge to my fucking grave and have it put on my tombstone.

#c!Eret my beloved my angel you are the world <3 #kdbsidbjsbs #dream smp

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boys night activities: kill

#op these designs mean everything to me aaaaaaaaa #business bay #art

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I wish I was joking

big fan of annoying, boastful, arrogant children that everyone hates on- who are using their over-the-top personality as a front to hide a dark past in which they’ve been horrifically abused, have a complicated relationship with their dead sibling and have a codependent relationship with their best friend. can’t decide whether i want to adopt them or kin them.

#dream smp #ask to tag

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big fan of annoying, boastful, arrogant children that everyone hates on- who are using their over-the-top personality as a front to hide a dark past in which they’ve been horrifically abused, have a complicated relationship with their dead sibling and have a codependent relationship with their best friend. can’t decide whether i want to adopt them or kin them.

#i have literally made a post abt satoko + c!tommy before i hate it here

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scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

#prev tags #purple disease is just very funny to say and also think #fave

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Technically not weapons but very important to me

I would like to take a moment to appreciate the names of peoples weapons on the Dream SMP.

I’m sure I missed a lot of good ones, so feel free to add. 

#also Ponk + Quackitys yeezys which I cant find anywhere #but they were just boots named yeezys #dream smp #nsfw text #also linda the shovel is very good

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i nearly started crying making this video

#ndbdjbsjsbdj my… my streamer #dream smp

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People: Hey, minorities on the twitch platform have recently been subjected to aggression through the form of “hate raids”. In which livestreams chats are flooded with bigoted spam messages and in some instances streamers are having their discord’s overrun by bots linking g0r3 and p0rn. Twitch has done nothing to fix this issue that has been ongoing for weeks now and every day they refuse to make an active effort to stop it, more minority streamers and their viewers will be subjected to this treatment.

Phil, an abled cishet white man with a large viewership: I am going to stream anyways because your protest isn’t going to do anything but give the TROLLS exactly what they want.

Me:

#like dude have some fucking tact kdbsjbdjsj #ask to tag #mcyt #discourse #philza negativity

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Something about this screenshot is hilarious to me

#the immediate regret 4hrjbeuhjkd #ask to tag #bc of. you know who lmao #mcyt

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when tommy does something n people are like "oh wilburification" that's literally just what siblings do. when my brother steals my shirt I do not call it miloification when he starts doing what i do i dont call it miloification get a hold of yourselves

#my sister yesterday literally walked into our room and just took clothes out of my drawers to wear after her shower while making direct eye- #contact with me and saying nothing about it #the audcaity #fbgjrhbeuhj #mcyt

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#congrats on the fucking baby bitch <3 hjrbfdknm

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anubis meets me at the gate of the afterlife to weigh my sins against my still-beating heart on a hand-scale. he drops the first grain-sized sin “blasted rope to rachel dolezal” onto the plate and the chain snaps as my heart gets projectiled gmod prop style into the clouds

#hey! thats my streamer!! rfbhegdfbjh #nsfw text

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every dsmp member smells bad they live in caves and dirt huts and shit they dont have plumbing even if they had soap and the will to be clean they would be bathing in rivers and shit plus half of them wear the same clothes every day they all smell

#C!tommy smells but that has nothing to do with the plumbing quality of their world #its bc hes a teenage orphan boy who hangs out in his dirt shack with his pet spider all day and hangs around two grown men who are probably- #alcoholic chain smokers #dream smp #ask to tag #unsanitary