#dont cancel me

[lovefromremus]

Andrew on his meds in the car on their way to Eden's: oh look a funeral home

Andrew: people are dying to get in there

Nicky: Andrew what the fuck

Neil:...that joke was dead

Nicky:

#dont cancel me #all for the game #aftg #andrew minyard #psu foxes #andreil #palmetto state university #neil josten #the foxhole court #aaron minyard #kevin day #nicky hemmick

[little-nobody]

dies on the spot

edit: guys this was just some silly meme pls why did it have to blow up sobbing rolling on the floor absolutely dead 💀

this was during my duffer hate phase, I have thus moved on and am in my delusional hope for s5 stage

#stranger things #crying in the bathroom #st4 #stranger things 4 #will byers #byler #duffers hate club #giggling #im just a silly little guy #so funny haha #dont cancel me #please guys im just feeding into the media #that and this meme i made is genuinely funny to me #holding my knees sobbing in the bathroom surrounded by slices of bread overflowing from the sinks

[localwhoore]

can you write a fic where the logan sergeant defenders are all drivers and noelle gets into a fist fight with logan?

DRIVERS ????

WARNING QND DISCLAIMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

consented racism and unconsented ageism against noelle obviously under the cut

and also my opinions dont cancel me over this stupid shit tjanks 😁😁

red bull

goatifi

-> 2x wdc, clutched up AD21 and took the checkered flag 10 times (scoring an extra 250 points) and won the championship instead of max or lewis and caused outrage. also scored a redbull seat

max verstappen

-> DUDUDUDU MAX VERSTAPPEN DUDUDUDU MAAX VERSTAPPEN no seriously he won the championship by lap 1 😞

ferrari

fernando alonso

-> future 3x wdc, promising 43 yrold rookie future of f1 who is unfortunately unable to escape the torturous clutches of ferrari (finally wins a wdc for them too)

charles leclerc

-> is chained up and shackled at the bottom of ferrari HQ and fed cold soup and stale bread twice a week and cannot be released unless its race weekend. (inspired by the james vowles c.ai bot i got bored and talked to who had alex albon, who he called alaobono, in a cage for biting williams guests. also he crawled on all fours and threw chairs and printers)

mercedes

liyah amelia grace habibi afzal @foreveralbon

-> when f1 eventually brought sepang back onto the calendar, liyah was fighting for P1 a few laps in when her engineer mentioned sightseeing at KL’s twins towers (the petronas towers). this was a mistake as upon hearing those words, liyah was immediately inhabited by the spirit and earthly energies of her late uncle: muhammad hazam “ارهابي” omar afzal, who passed down his loving lifelong legacy to her via muscle memory and pure instinct aka going back to her roots. anyways, she flung her car towards a corner with banking and projectile launched herself at 346km/h over 60km distance between her and her goal over the span of a shocking 10 minutes and 24 seconds!!! liyah escaped the incident with little injury, but the same cannot be said for those inside the towers (towers as in plural because george russell flew past her into the 2nd tower shortly after). media had an absolute fucking field day

george russell

-> misses half his races to film ads for tommy hilfiger and marriot bonvoy. toto gets pissed and kicks him out of their sleepover party which makes george severely depressed but its ok cz he gets married to carmen in his fav hotel marriot w a british royalty themed wedding (hes dressed as princess diana)

mclaren

lando norris

-> 4x wdc, paid goatifi to take out max and asked oscar to pull a kmag in saudi and decimated a 1-2 at silver stone hip hip hooray also he got fucked into the monaco hairpin barriers and was injured permanently unable to grow a pedostache

oscar piastri

-> 999x wdc, boy oh boy where do i even begin. the loml, oscar piastri. you truly are my sunshine. my only sunshine. you make me happy when skies are gray. you’ll never know dearrrrr how much i looove youuu please dont takee my sunshine awaaaaayyyyyyyy pookie wookie aookie bookie cookie dookie eookue fookie gookie hookie iookie jookie kookie lookie mookie nookie oookie pookie quookie rookie sookie tookie uookie vookue wookue xookie yookie zookie

alphatauri

yuki tsunoda

-> 50x wdc. my goat 🐐 he beat daniel 23-1 and is a fucking LEGENDDDDDD MY GOAT TRRRRRAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOINTS AND YUKAMPIONSHIP LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

liam lawson

-> he finally let his hair grow out so he doesnt look like a lesbian anymore cutie patootie finally got a seat 😜😜

aston martin

avis cloostefek @aviscarrentals

-> actively trying to seduce lawrence stroll for that bank cz shes kinda broke idk the f1 life pays her less rhan she thought???? regularly breaks into the VIP area and eats all rhe food in catering because shes pasty pale white and has no cuisine culture except crackers and unseasoned boiled chicken and a side of cheese soggy french fries

lance stroll

-> justice for lance guys his dad is being seduced by a pasty white woman with very bad very severe chronic culture-less behavioural tendencies 😞

alpine..

lea @vroomvroomcircuit

-> im sorry but someone had to be in the alpine and i picked u🥰 much love!! anyways one fine typical tuesday lea remembered that her teammate is french and her deeprooted german moustache man awakened and unleashed havoc upon the french demanding her right to the land of the baguettes and croissant to be reclaimed for the return of glory for the motherlandYAA deutschland 🇩🇪 NEIN DA FÜHRER SAUSAGE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

pierre gasly

-> french ☹️

haas

althea noelle. @disneyprincemuke

-> 10x destructors championship. an antique and prehistoric primordial being in the form of a petite pinoy creature. it has devoted to the art of racing since the dawn of time. since day was night, night was day as the two parallels of each other blurred in a flourish and spectacle of a draped veil over the vast expanse known as the horizon, since the stars aligned side by side in the darkest of hours. she raced upon the lands of pangea, upon the tallest of mountains now reduced to stones and rubble that crumble under footsteps and blow with the breeze. throughout millennia, throughout the countless frigid winters and blistering summers as she watched empires rise and fell, civilisation bloom and prosper, tyrants dictate and rebels overthrow, dynasties rule and eras whirl past like the wind, akin to momentary blips as centuries compile into memories viewed back upon within seconds. the only divinity to harbour ancient knowledge lost to time and space, lost through endless bloodshed of war as humanity tore itself apart , screaming aggressive rage and agony from the inside as flesh ripped flesh as the steady drill of what could be known as time mercilessly marched on, and waited for none. the little beam of consciousness this dingus fostered within burnt bright bold as passion strove on as fuel for her little stature (shocking). also she has yet to score a point in f1 cz she keeps twinning logan sargeant and crashing out on the 1st lap. her nickname is turn one thea 💀💀💀

TLDR; noelle is old and hasnt scored in f1

kevin magnussen

-> https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFGTu8tL/

stake kick balls sauber

zhou goatyu

-> 中国是第一！！周冠宇我爱你啊！！！请让祖国骄傲我们都支持你。周冠宇周冠宇！加油加油加油拿多分🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶🥶🥶

mclgf (now ur saubergf idk) @mclarengf

-> all hands on deck for the pitstops!!!! toby and newplayer are incharge of the tires and aria is ur race engineer turned reserve driver and tobys a development driver idfk bro 😭😭

williams

alex albon

-> james vowles character ai bot

logan sargeant

-> Oh Say, can you see By the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed At the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars Through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched Were so gallantly, yeah, streaming? And the rockets' red glare The bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave also twinning noelle loves crashing

safety car driver

me (i cant drive)

#f1 #f1 au #formula one #formula 1 #moots #alternate universe #honorary tag for mick my love #friends #satire #this is a joke #do not take this seriously #dont cancel me #nicholas latifi #max verstappen #fernando alonso #charles leclerc #liyah my love #george russell #lando norris #oscar piastri #yuki tsunoda #liam lawson #aviscarrentals #lance stroll #lea!!! #pierre gasly #disneyprincemuke #kevin magnussen #alex albon #logan sargeant

[ranc1drose]

 controversial opinion: SKAM is literally the blueprint of every lgbt gay show😘

#skam #skam norway #skam france #even bech naeshiem #isak valtersen #young royals #prince wilhelm #simon eriksson #heartstopper #nick nelson #charlie spring #red white and royal blue #prince henry rwrb #alex claremont diaz #dont cancel me

[winchester-reload]

Hmmmm… should I read Ninety-One Whiskey again?

I have a confession to make so I’m gonna make it the best way I know how...

Ninety One Whiskey by komodobits

#😬😬😬 #hahah don’t be mad #you absolutely should though #91w #destiel #destiel fic #im sorry for this entire post #dont cancel me

[asexualcloud]

tumblr,youtube,tiktok,and almost everyone else: "haha i love hisoillu theyre so cute!"

reddit:

#dont cancel me #hxh #hunter x hunter #hisoka morow #illumi zoldyck #hisoillu

[sapphic-lottienat]

youve sent me this like ten times get new material 🗣️🗣️🗣️

#KIDDING i love memberoflottiescult #dont cancel me #or leak our dms ever #i actually love polish people

[mattestrella]

oh… heh🥺🎀🙏

#IM JUST JOKING #JOKE #GUYS #DONT CANCEL ME #IM JOKING #STOP

[zakhargal]

look, it's not my fault!

meme credit: pecsOTD on twitter

#taylor zakhar perez #tzp #titzp #its a joke #dont cancel me #please #i love you #zakhargal

[waffelz-png]

Y'all I am on my knees I need me some todd x SCOTT content plsplsplsoksoskosksososossegujeyvejgyjegeyjjsubuhjehbhks 😿

Like?????? I need me some white vegan boy and some Canadian boy content,,,, white boy toxic yaoi save me white boy toxic yao

I'm joking about the white boy toxic yaoi

I HATE TOXIC YAOI

Sigh

I ruined this joke 😞

Hahstag vegan guy x orange hair guy,,,

#scott pilgrim #todd ingram #random ships #rarepair #I NEED TODD X SCOTT PLE #gets on knees and begs #white boy toxic yaoi 🙏 #im joeking about the toxic yaoi part #dont cancel me #its for shits n giggles #BUT STILL I NEED IT

[astro-can]

ranking anime pt 1

ranking a few of my favourite animes in terms of plot and characters

Bungo Stray Dogs (the manga) i'm actually a pretty new fan but its def the best mangas i've ever read. and notice how i say manga, not anime. the anime actually kind of sucks. the plot is very interesting and intriguing, and all the characters are very well-written. idk where asagiri got the idea of taking historical poets and authors and turning them into hot manga characters from, but i love it. its a very cool concept. you def need to read all the side stories to understand whats happening at times, but you can easily find the side stories on sus illegal websites or just buy them (or watch the anime adaptations). atsushi is a well-written main character and dazai's personality literally has my mind running in circles. this is a manga that makes you think a lot, but if you like literature, def give Bungo Stray Dogs a shot. you won't regret it!

Toilet Bound Hanako-kun (the manga) notice how i said manga again (the anime could do so much better). the art style for this book is AMAZING and the characters are SO WELLWRITTEN. like the title is a bit weird you I SWEAR YOU WONT REGRET IT IF YOU READ IT. its literally the best mixture of romance, comedy, horror, and mystery. its sort of a slowburn and i wish hanako's backstory will be revealed soon because im literally dying to know what ACTUALLy happened between him and tsukasa. and i want to know how nene and hanako's relationship grows!

Spy x Family this is the perfect comedy-action anime to watch with your family and friends. the concept is cool and its fun to see how anya, loid, and yor's relationship grows! I want to know what will happen at the end and if loid and yor actually stay together. its a very good anime and i highly recommend it.

Jujutsu Kaisen i'm a fairly new fan of jjk but i really love it! at first i had to read it a couple times because of all the fast explanations for cursed energy and stuff, but i think i've memorized it all now. yuji is a very interesting main character, and its nice to see his internal struggles with hosting the most evil cursed monster alive. his struggles of accepting his fate and his struggles of losing the people he loves is something that i like seeing (not in a sadistic way) because it accurately shows his character development. i love the strong female characters (shoko, maki, utahime, etc etc) and the subtle inclusion of the lgbtq community (kirara, mai, megumi, etc etc). the character developments in this series in CRAZYY like i actually love it so much. what i don't like is how some of the explanations are a little nonsensical and they pass over the important stuff too quickly. but overall, its a very good series and i recommend it!

Sk8 the Infinity i was so sad when season one of Sk8 ended, because it was really good. i hope they make season two soon. sk8 is so good because it shows reki's struggles, just like how gege shows itadori's struggles. the characters develop nicely, and the relationships between the characters are shown nicely. its a very fruity anime that i HOPE will end like yuri on ice (with reki and langa getting together BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE FOR IT TO BE CANON) its short but sweet and i highly recommend!

The Promised Neverland (the manga) i CANNOT express how much i DESPISE the anime. i HATE IT SO FCKING MUCH. anyways, the manga is pretty good. its another series that works your brain a lot, and it kinda makes me sad because there are literal eleven year olds being smarter than me 😭i personally really like isabella and yugo's characters, and i sort of dislike emma's desire to save the demons. like girliepop pulled the main character card and said "i wanna save everyone so no one has to suffer!" personally i would've gone with norman and ray's plan sooooooo....i also dislike how emma loses her memory at the end. i know it was really important, but i wish she could've gotten her memories back after reuniting with them again because in the canon manga, she CANT remember a SINGLE THING which means ALL THE THINGS SHE DID WITH HER FAMILY are just GONE. i actually screamed when i read that she never got her memory back. i also wish the author had maybe specified a bit more on isabella and ray's relationship as mother and son. anyways, a pretty decent story with good characters.

Demonslayer this is actually my favourite anime. I love it so much. ive read the manga over ten times and it has tanjiro, one of my all-time favourite anime characters. the reason its ranked so low is because of how simple the plot is and how it sort of repeats the action scenes. some of the characters could def be written better, but there was a lot of very good characters as well. tanjiro's character is written so well, and so is shinobu's. i wish we saw more of rengoku before he was killed off after like thirty minutes of screentime, and i wish the author hadn't killed off obanai and mitsuri at the end. that kind of made me mad. but they were reincarnated happily, so its ok! there are some nonsensical explanations and some random things here and there. people say its only because of the animation, and even though the animation is what makes it popular, i personally think that the story itself isn't that bad. its good, and i recommend.

Haikyuu haikyuu is like THE sport anime. its good and its actually taught me alot about volleyball. its also the reason i started playing volleyball. im the libero on my team 💪 its very exaggerated, but the characters are well written and the team's struggle as a whole is laid out well. i like the concept and the main character (hinata) is acc so funny like i love him so much. its the first anime i watched, and its def not the genre i would watch as a first choice, but for a sports anime, haikyuu is really wellmade. the reason its ranked low is because i'm not very interested in it anymore/not really my thing

My Hero Academia i was OBSESSED with this last year. like it was the literal reason i was living. but now that i go back to read it again, its sort of repetitive and deku has become WAYYYY too OP. it started off with a cool concept, but the author has been dragging it out for wayy too long. the fighting scenes are all the same and deku needs to put aside his "good side" and actually take actions that will be for the better, like KILLING OF SHIGARAKI INSTEAD OF WANTING TO 'SAVE HIM' LIKE WHAT?? i also hate how uraraka's whole personality has just become "i have a crush on deku" and i kinda hate how the author portrays uraraka's relationship with toga. i actually kind of despise this anime.

and yeah there you have it :)

#ranking anime #anime #my hero academia #mha slander #demonslayer #tbhk #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #haikyuu #sk8 the infinity #the promised neverland #bungo stray dogs #dont cancel me

[vii-zoh]

boys with boys

it’s a honor to be part of the return of traditional values

I mean, i don't ship Gramon, but there's more than just a ship there.

#blur band #blur #Gramon #damon albarn #graham coxon #alex james #dave rowntree #traditional values #Husbands #british music #gramonship #lgbtq #lol #dont cancel me

[i-m-crazy]

Hoping that Netflix doesn't cancel Warrior Nun too, considering their past on cancelling wlw shows.

Srsly hoping.

They are so precious too.😫✨

#warrior nun #avatrice #beatrice #wlw #netflix shows #netflix orignal series #dont cancel me #sapphic #warrior nun season 2

[kites-life-insurance-fics]

Sometimes I wonder if Himiko actually thinks shes doing real magic cuz she was on some shit

#yhis is a joke #lmfao #dont cancel me #can i even be cancelled for ghis?? #i dont think so #danganronpa #danganronpa drv3 #danganronpa v3 #drv3 himiko #himiko yumeno #himiko dr #danganronpa himiko #drv3

[daenysthedreamer101]

Viserys of House Targaryen, the Third of His Name

"You don't want to wake the dragon? Do you?" (GOT 1X01)

#viserys targaryen #viserys iii targaryen #game of thrones #moodboard #house targaryen #targaryen aesthetic #daenerys targaryen #i love him so much #dont come at me #dont cancel me #he is so pretty #i know he's horrible but god he is pretty #harry lloyd #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #hbo house of the dragon #hotd #house of the dragon #got aesthetic #hotd aesthetic #targaryen #targaryen loyalist

[a-clucking-system]

i think this one is gonna ruffle some feathers but... bawk, bawk bawk cluck. cluck bawk bawk cluck... chirp bawk bawk cluck chirp peep. cheep cheep bawk cluck cluck.

#sillyposting #silly #i am a silly chicken #hot take #controversial #dont cancel me