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pika-ace · 2 years

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TWST Disney Knowledge Yuu Part 3

Part 1 ; Part 2

Trey: We'll use Walrus brand Young Oyster sauce

Yuu: NO WAY, those baby oysters deserved better!

Ace: Are you okay?

Yuu: Do you know how much that damn scene traumatized me?!

Trey: Okay okay, I was kidding anyway!

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(Yuu arguing with the teachers)

Vargas: Is that a threat, pipsqueak?

Yuu: Try me, Gaston >:(

Crewel: Such a disobedient pup!

Yuu: Go drive off a bridge, Cruella >:(

Trein: I won’t tolerate disobedience here!

Yuu: Let’s see you stop me, Lady Tremaine >:(

Ace: Hey, I’m all for insults but why do you call them that?

Yuu: Those guys are real bastards where I come from

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Azul: Collect a photo of a school field trip of Prince Rielle’s class

Yuu: Rielle…? …*realizes* Oh my god! XD Is he a redhead? Tell me this Rielle is a redhead!

Azul: How did you-

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(If Yuu was left behind after the monster attack during Vargas camp)

Yuu: Alright, who’s not dead? Sound off!

Ruggie: Wait to be morbid…

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(At the fireworks festival)

Trey: I got these hourglasses for Ace and Deuce

Yuu: Do they turn big and trap you inside of them?

Trey: What-

Yuu: Good.

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(Monkey steals things from tourists)

Yuu: ABU, YOU LITTLE SHIT, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!

Kalim: Who is-

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(In the Tea Garden)

Yuu: Hey, do any of these mushrooms make you shrink or grow?

Cater: …

Deuce: …

Ace: …Why the FUCK would they-

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Neige: *appears*

Yuu: Oh my god, the Disney Princesses DO exist here! O_O

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Riddle: Is the tea ready?

Trey: Yes, there’s even a dormouse asleep in the teapot

Yuu: *out loud and on purpose* Is one of the rules that we’re not allowed to say CAT? >:3c

Dormouse: *GOES APESHIT*

Riddle: WHY WOULD YOU-

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Yuu: I wonder if this world has Siri?

Vil: *to phone* Mira Mira, who’s the most beautiful one of all?

Yuu: *bursts out laughing*

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Riddle: A toast; very merry unbirthday!

Heartslabyul: A very merry unbirthday!

Yuu: Aww, we don’t get to sing the song? :(

Cater: What song…?

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(Not Disney related, but I thought it was funny)

(During Ghost Marriage Giant Chubby fight)

Yuu: HEY! STAY-PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN! Why don't you pick on someone your own size!!

Rook: The things that come out of your mouth...

((Bonus))

Chubby and Eliza: (fall in love)

Ace: Huh????

Yuu: Seriously, has NO ONE here seen a rom-com?

And now, Disney Knowledge Yuu: Musical Edition

(While cleaning Ramshackle)

Yuu: *starts singing Whistle While you Work*

(Finishes song and finds they’re already done)

Yuu: …Holy shit, did I just musical montage myself?

Ghosts: *lowkey terrified*

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(At Heartslabyul)

Yuu: *singing* Painting the roses red...painting the roses red...

Ace: *softly* What are they doing???

Deuce: *softly* I don't know...!!

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All seven Blot Monster Dwarves: (attacking the students)

Ace: What do we do??

Yuu: ...*sings* HEIGH HOOOOOOOOO!!

Everyone: ...

Blot Dwarves: ......heigh hoooooo...!

Yuu: Holy shit, that actually worked...! (leads the monsters away with the song Heigh-Ho)

Vil: What...did I just witness...?

Cater: *filming the whole thing* I have no idea...

#twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst #twst wonderland #twst yuu #yuu #trey clover #riddle rosehearts #cater diamond #ace trappola #deuce spade #disney #coach vargas #divus crewel #professor trein #TWST fireworks festival

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nami-moittli · 8 months

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#twst #twisted wonderland #coach vargas #professor trein #professor crewel #twst meme

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sleepdeprivedandoverthinking · 1 month

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Surviving off crumbs in a sea of dryness

#twisted wonderland #twst #dire crowley #twst crowley #twisted wonderland crowley #professor crewel #twst crewel #twisted wonderland crewel #divus crewel #professor trein #twst trein #mozus trein #twst vargas #ashton vargas #coach vargas #twst sam #twisted wonderland sam

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rubynymphyy · 1 year

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Heartslabyul - Savanaclaw - Octavinelle - Scarabia - Pomefiore - Ignihyde - Diasomnia - ❖NRC Staff❖ - Prologue - Family Members - Ghosts - Other Schools

NRC Staff: AKA the people actually doing work at this school unlike Some Birds

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daily-out-of-context-twst · 2 months

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#twisted wonderland #twst #azul ashengrotto #coach vargas #azul pe vignette

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demonichikikomori · 1 year

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Yo! I would LOVE to see you do the tongue piercing headcanons or the staff and non-NRC students. (heck even throw Rollo in there if you want!) we need more Readers with piercings that aren't just their ears! Love you fam! have a great night!

SUGGESTIVE CONTENT AHEAD!

Yo back to ya!

I honestly love thinking about a very delicate and gentle Yuu…

With a face full of metal and arms full of tattoos.

I love thinking that Yuu came to this world as maybe a frequenter of body mod shops and is looking for them in Twst… I mean. Something like that must exist right? Leona has a tattoo after all. No way it was something he just had done in the palace basement haha.

Maybe one day I’ll write an AU! where the pristine and clean Neige LeBlanche is hiding tattoos under that cardigan and crisp uniform of his. Che’nya is his professional artist, that’s why he attends school in the first place… But for now, let’s just see our other Twst characters:

Tongue Tied or Traumatized?! v.2

Tongue Tied or Traumatized v.1

NRC Staff

Dire Crowley

He was talking with you about the future budget of your already pocket change allowance. You’ve done a good job, and maybe he could show you some generosity! However, when you began to speak, he was suddenly distracted…

“I see, I see…”

Dire Crowley has lived for a very long time. Yet, he has never seen such an adornment before!

He chose not to say anything as he watched your mouth move, eyeing the piercing embedded in the flesh of your tongue.

He was like a bird eyeing something shiny, you had to snap your fingers in front of his face to get a response from him. Why isn’t he listening?!

After you finished and left in a huff, the Headmage silently thought about the piercing you had. Should he bring it up in conversation next time?

Maybe not.

Divus Crewel

He held you after class because you nearly fell asleep and landed in your cauldron headfirst! Had he not come to grab you, your head would be replaced with a flower! He was scolding you, asking if things were okay since you were sleeping during such a dangerous class. And when you opened your mouth with an excuse prepared, he noticed the tongue piercing.

He was kind enough to let you explain yourself, but he wasn’t really a fan of you saying you stayed up late to watch movies with Ace and Deuce.

Divus believes that you’re lying now that he sees you have a tongue piercing. And with two boys over?

Crewel doesn’t mean to paint you in such a light, but, he’s been around the block a few times. And it’s not often a tongue piercing is used just for decor.

And you had two boys in your dorm? Late at night? Something doesn’t sound right about that. Just watching movies? Sure.

“Don’t let it happen again.”

He decides to drop it with a roll of his eyes and he sends you out of his class.

Mostly because now he’s imagine how you would react if he gave you a new piece of jewelry after class instead of a scolding.

But he’s your teacher, and you are his student. That wouldn’t be too appropriate. Now would it?

Mozus Trein

He was helping you after classes with some homework you didn’t understand. You were like one of his children, he didn’t mind helping you at all but when you groaned in exhaustion, he eyed your tongue with shock.

“What is in your mouth? Spit it out.”

He wasn’t sure what to actually say to you about the piercing. Where did you even get that? Who did that to you? Did you choose to get that piercing?!

You weren’t sure what he was talking about as he demanded you open your mouth. And you did.

Mozus felt like he might faint, oh great seven… What kind of self mutilation rituals are kids up to these days?! Is something happening that caused you to get that piercing?!

You explained to him that you got it because it looked cool, that’s all, nothing was happening at home with Grim or in your old world.

He started to relax, wondering if maybe his daughters knew something about this kind of fashion… He doesn’t understand it…

But if you like it, Mozus Trein will learn to love it.

Ashton Vargas

You got slammed in the face with a basketball while helping out the club. All of the boys crowded around you apologetically as Coach Vargas came over with a bag of ice and ushered them away. Then, he noticed your mouth.

He wanted to ask you about the tongue piercing, but right now your nose was bruising and he isn’t in the mood to file an incident report if he doesn’t have to.

He did add in the rules that you shouldn’t wear jewelry during class, but, technically you were helping out the club after classes so he can’t get too angry. Especially at you.

“Did you bite your tongue?”

He asked and you shook your head, your face burned from what he assumed was the pain. Not because he was babying you by holding ice to your face and making sure you were okay.

He scolded the boys into going back to practice as he held the ice to your face and would check for blood as you quietly sat in front of him on the bench, looking at him kneeled in front of you.

He quietly told you not to wear your piercing during class. You could’ve bit down on it and cracked your tooth after getting hit in the face. Please be more mindful!

"Sam"

You would occasionally skip class to peruse Sam’s shop. Seeing the strange things he had in stock, or “borrow” snacks he said would be going bad soon. He didn’t want them to go to waste. The two of you were talking, well, you were talking and sharing a bag of skull shaped cookies. Sam was just listening and watching you with a smile.

Sam saw your tongue piercing. He thought it looked good on you!

Maybe he could convince you to buy a few new pieces of jewelry! He has everything you could ever want! And more!

Maybe he could get you to wear a few so he could promote jewelry! He needs more sales!

Sam lets you finish talking as the school bell rings in the distance, watching you sigh in disappointment and dropping a cookie back into the bag.

“Why don’t you stay a little longer and chat with me? I can speak with the teachers about you helping me when I needed it.”

Sam didn’t want you to leave just yet. Taking care of the shop got lonely from time to time, and he needs to convince you to try on a few things for him before you decided to actually leave.

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Neige LeBlanche

Neige loved hanging out with you when you had free time. The weekends were truly his favorites. He met up with you in the town on the island and asked you if it was okay to take pictures of your “friend date”. You of course agreed and he got a really good one of you laughing.

“You have a tongue piercing?”

He was shockingly blunt as he zoomed in on the picture of you, eyeing your mouth with shock.

You stuck out your tongue to show him and he gasped with even wider eyes.

Neige is asking even more questions now, closing in on you as he looked over your mouth and the shiny piercing embedded into the soft muscle. He thought it looked cool!

He didn’t say much after as he took more and more pictures to save for memories. He walked you back to Night Raven College and assured you that he would be happy to hang out again next weekend.

The next time you saw Neige…

He opened his mouth to show you a glittering piercing with a jewel resting on his tongue. Your birthstone was the jewel in the center.

Che'nya

He had snuck on campus to visit you. He was lonely at school and wanted to skip! Good thing you were in your dorm! Che’nya walked into your room, seeing you change your tongue piercing with something new.

“Oh? Oh! Oh?!”

His ears perked up with excitement as he rushed over to you, circling around to see if you had any other piercings he hasn’t seen yet.

A tongue piercing… He thought about getting one too. Maybe this is a sign of sorts!

He’s asking you all sorts of questions, leaving hardly any room to actually answer them as you screwed the piercing into place.

Che’nya’s eyes were so big as he cupped your chin in his hand, trying to get a better look inside your mouth.

Once he asked you if he could give it a test run, you shoved him away. Watching with a frown as he faded into giggling mist.

Che’nya at least apologized before leaving.

Nobel Bell College

Rollo Flamm

Rollo was happy that you came to speak with him again after what happened. What a kind soul you are! As you went walking through the flowers, you commented on his eye bags and reached out towards him. Cupping his face, he had no choice but to look you in the eyes as you spoke. Or… Now he’s looking at your mouth.

Rollo was no idiot. He knows of the evils and sin that comes with body modifications!

What possibly could you be using that filthy piercing for?! Certainly nothing good! He knows it deep down, that piercing was used for acts of seduction! That’s what you got it for… To seduce him! He won’t let himself be fooled!

He chooses not to say anything to you as he pulls away from your grasp, narrowing his eyes as he turns away.

Rollo quietly covers his mouth with his handkerchief and suggests that the two of you continue your walk. He’s fine.

But that doesn’t keep his mind from wandering with this new information.

It’s your fault… You chose to get that piercing so he could see it! He will blame you for anything that happens in the future. It’s not his fault!

#twst headcanons #request the devil #tongue piercing #dire crowley #headmage crowley #divus crewel #professor crewel #mozus trein #professor trein #ashton vargas #coach vargas #sam twst #che’nya #chenya #artemiy artemiyevich pinker #neige leblanche #rollo flamm

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adrianasunderworld · 2 years

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Consider: Coach Vargas is happily married to the Twst version of LeFou,and instead of the three Bimbettes they have young triplet daughters that constantly demand their dad's attention. To which Vargas always gives in, because how can he say no to those little faces?

#twisted wonderland #idk theres something very cute and funny to me about the gaston inspired character being a proud girl dad instead of wanting a ton of boys #soccer mom vargas whose with me?#ashton vargas #coach vargas #twst vargas #or as he likes ro call them the most beautiful girls in town #juat to be unironically cheesey #take your child to work day and all the nrc students are getting yelled and whistled at by three little pigtailed blonde girls

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villaim · 2 years

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coach.. vargas.

#vargas #coach vargas #ashton vargas #twisted wonderland #+ || epelys talks

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blackopals-world · 8 months

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What's the NRC staff's experience at ♨️!Yuu's bath house? I don't believe you've ever written about it in detail; only mentioning it on ♨️!Yuu's initial post. Then again I may have missed it since Tumblr is being rude right now. Feel free to gloss over this one if it doesn't seem like something you want to answer.

I haven't written about this yet.

The staff are in the unique position of having free access to the Onsen and its service. In exchange, it gets to operate without an alcohol license.

Yuu has promised that all the drinks are watered-down to the legal requirements and no one is getting drunk (which is only half true.) Keeping the faculty in the loop keeps Yuu out of trouble.

The Onsen has a private spring designated for VIPs and faculty. It has unlimited food and bottle service.

The main reason the adults use it is because it's the only place to relax away from students. Say what you want but standing all day, and being surrounded by unruly brats is exhausting. The onsen is perfect for getting away.

Everyone has a reason to go and it differs for everyone.

Trein

He's old he needs a good soak in the mineral baths. He usually drinks a strong soju and talks to Yuu about his younger days. Grandpa has a lot of wild stories before he became a teacher. He also goes on and on about his wife and how they fell in love.

He treats Yuu like a grandkid and goes to the onsen mostly for the atmosphere.

Crewel

He completely changes when he's relaxed. Yeah, he is worried about Yuu but when he is tired he needs to cut loose. He will literally let his hair down for one thing. He smokes even if Yuu gives him the stink eyes and tells him to take it outside.

He usually let's Yuu mix him a cocktail or a house wine of their choosing.

He uses the spa services the most. Facials, manicures, pedicures, and hair treatments.

Behind all that, if you get him in at the same time as Sam he's a college student again. Roughhousing, drinking, and telling vulgar jokes. If Yuu isn't there to see it.

Sam

The only reason he's still allowed is because he supplies the Spa and bar. He doesn't ask questions either.

He orders hard liquor, dark. Whiskey, vermouth, and Adictivo Doble Reposado (a favorite in my family) He once tried to get away with ordering absinthe and was poured a glass of water.

He enjoys the steam room says it feels like a hot summer Louisiana day by the bayou. (Trust me you with that was true. Louisiana summers can be amazing but the swamp is no joke)

Sam likes to goad the others into drinking more before challenging them to a few rounds of cards. He doesn't play any of the workers because Yuu trains them on how to win or lose games on purpose. Those girls could whoop your butt.

Vargas

He needs a good ice bath and massage after training. He views the onsen as an important part of taking care of your health. Taking time to relax the muscles and taking care of your body is key to a long life and healthy mind.

That being said he orders tons of beer and food. We can't all be perfect. He falls asleep sometimes and snores like a bear.

He likes to play ping-pong in the game room but he's really bad at it. No one tells him because he's so determined to win. It's doesn't matter because if everyone is drunk they all suck but think they are playing the best game of pong ever.

Crowley

Banned.

Fine. He's allowed. Begrudgingly.

He isn't treated badly but Yuu would rather he leave. But the onsen would be shut down he didn't agree to let it stay open.

He takes off the mask for once and scared Yuu.

"Who are you?!"

"What are you asking? It is me your dear headmage."

"You're lying! Where is the bird man?!"

Yeah, no object permanence here.

Crowley will get wasted off his ass and join in any chaos the others create. Children, the lot of them. He drinks just about anything. It's whatever suits his fancy that day.

He gets his hair done while he's there along with his nails. Yuu finds it weird that his hair creates a natural black oil like some species of bird and his nails are as hard as talons and just as sharp.

#onsen!yuu #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland yuu #divus crewel #twst divus #mozus trein #twst trein #twst sam #vargas #twst vargas #coach vargas #twst dire crowley #twisted wonderland crowley #twst crowley

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