#twst crewel

[nrcstaffofficial]

I'm starting to think that Grim may actually be a manticore cub who hasn't grown his wings yet

Anything is possible! Not quite sure, considering we don't actually know where he came from. He just popped up on campus one day and refused to leave.

#twisted wonderland #nrc staff #twst #unreality #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #nrc staff asks #twst crewel

[juno-of-wonderland]

Calling the staff "dad"

edit made on 10/27: Sam is now not speaking my mother tongue, sorry for that

warning: not reviewed

Dire Crowley

"are you done with-" "yes dad, I already did that" "…"

-this guy will ask permission to leave and will cry with happiness in the magic mirror -I also cried in the bath -he would boast about this to the other staff

Divus Crewel

"puppy you need to be more attentive" mumbling"sorry dad"

-he will ask you to repeat what you said -he had already adopted you before -but now he will ask you to sign the paper

Mozus Trein

"Dad, can you explain this part to me? I didn't understand very well" "…Of course"

-you think you saw the ghost of a smile on his face -he thinks: it looks like I have four children now -He is happy but shows it in his reserved way

Sam

you're trying to get something from the high shelf but you can't appears next to you "here little shadow" "thanks Dad"

-…he's too young to be a father, but he's not complaining -will teach you to be an entrepreneur -will make you sign an adoption document without you realizing

Ashton Vargas

"you're doing great kid!" breathless "thank you dad"

-oh, he's happy -it's like they gave him infinite cans of energy drink -I feel sorry for you and hurt other students when he gets so excited

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[harunayuuka2060]

Toddler MC: ...

Professor Crewel: ...

Toddler MC: *puts a heart sticker on his face*

Professor Crewel: Headmage, what are they doing?

Crowley: MC does that to anyone they find beautiful.

Professor Crewel: ...

Professor Crewel: *looking back at MC* *then at their stickers*

Professor Crewel: Let me borrow this. *peels one then puts it on their forehead*

Toddler MC: ...

Toddler MC: *cutely beams*

Professor Crewel: ...

Professor Crewel: I'm adopting this one.

Crowley: No. They're my child.

#twisted wonderland #twst toddler mc #twst crewel #twst crowley

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

*sounds of an explosion*

Crewel: you left Yuu alone in the lab again didn't you?

Deuce: well...

Ace: they said they wanted to finish something

Crewel: you pups are in so much trouble

Yuu: (screaming) I made Diamonds! I'll finally have money!

Crewel: Yuu isn't in trouble

Ace: favortism

#twst yuu #twst shitpost #twst incorrect quotes #twst #twisted wonderland yuu #twisted wonderland shitpost #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland #twst crewel #twisted wonderland crewel #divus crewel #twst ace #twisted wonderland ace #ace trappola #twst deuce #deuce spade #twisted wonderland deuce

[jelsah27]

MC: *counting money*

Ace: Where did u get that much cash?

Mc: Well let's say I found certain... goods that many will pay a premium for.

Deuce: Don't tell me-

Sebek: *comes out of nowhere* HUMAN! HAVE YOU ACQUIRED THE GOODS I REQUESTED?

Mc: Of course, Sebek. Do you have the amount we agreed on?

Sebek: *passes envelope*

Ace: Hey wait a sec-

Mc: *checks inside then nods and pulls a Malleus plushie and a small black dragon plushie from their bag* Pleasure doing business with you. If you want another, I can do other forms, but it will cost you extra.

Sebek: A PERFECT REPLICA OF LORD MALLEUS! HUMAN, YOU HAVE DONE A WONDERFUL JOB. A PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU. WE WILL DISCUSS MORE LATER *runs off clutching the plushes*

*Ace and Duece staring*

Mc: Yeah, Prof. Crewel taught me how to sew. I decided to use it. You should see how much Iida pays me for anime and game merch.

Azul: *appears from behind a wall* Would you like to make a business deal?

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[siphoklansan]

Fairy Gala with Papa Crewel ✰❤︎

based on @bluesylveon2 ‘s post please go check it out!<3

Fem!MC for this post!

#ignore how the hair brush looks like a giant tooth brush LMFAOOAOAOSJSAODJ #BUT YEAH THIS SCENARIO WAS SO CUTE I HAD TO DRAW IT #PAPA CREWEL💔💔 #twisted wonderland #twst #twst yuu #twst mc #twst leona #twst kalim #kalim al asim #leona kingscholar #divus crewel #twst crewel #☂︎︎siphok-museum☂︎︎

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#604 ARE YOU READY?~

Crewel and You fighting at the dinner table

Adult!Yuu: YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT A DIVORCE!

Crewel: WE’RE NOT EVEN MARRIED!!

Adult!Yuu: AND WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IS THAT?!

Grim: If You two divorce Im pick live with henchmama/papa-

Sam*Crashing through the door with a suit, Magnolias, chocolates, and an engagement ring at hand*Yuu, My darling little minx im so sorry about your divorce~As your friend I will be there every step of the divorce~

Why are you two fighting?answers below pls~

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[sagittlumni]

....

...these flowers are so random...

Anyway, Trein is next (just kidding).

#divus crewel #twst crewel #twst #twisted wonderland #fanart #digital art #digital illustration #art #illustration

[blackopals-world]

Therapist!Yuu: (Drinking at the bar)

Crewel: (takes a seat next to them)

Therapist!Yuu: Now don't you waltz over here all smooth-like. Fellas will think I'm easy or worse, taken.

Crewel: There's nothing wrong with two coworkers grabbing a drink?

Therapist!Yuu: So what's the word?

Crewel: Head you had a problem with Ms.Rosehearts today.

Therapist!Yuu: That old shrew. If you want me to sing that song you better get me a highball to cope.

Crewel: Hey bartender, can we get one Whiskey highball and a rum and coke over here.

Therapist!Yuu: Well aren't you a doll. Well I'll tell you true, that woman gets under my skin. She has the nerve to challenge my judgment. She slinks around my office like she's gotta snake tail and yells in my face about it. All I did was teach her boy the grey rock method of dealing with her. Now she's can't get a reaction out of him because he ignores her. Without anyone to get energy from narcissistic vampires like her have nothing to feed off of.

Crewel: So you ignored her too?

Therapist!Yuu: No I dragged her by the bejeweled ear and kicked her back to Timbuktu. I know it's not a proper thing to do, specially not for a lady but sometimes well I don't feel like acting like a lady. This whole mess has got me in a right tizy. I must be chewing your ear off though.

Crewel:(absolutely smitten) Oh no, I love hearing you talk.

#therapist!yuu #yuuniverse #divus crewel x reader #divus crewel #twst divus #twisted wonderland divus #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twst crewel #twisted wonderland crewel #twisted wonderland yuu

[dotster001]

Househusband Au HC'S

Summary:Crewel/Crowley/Vil/Rook/Malleus/Idia x gn!reader

Requested by @stygianoir

A/N: my tag list is still packed so hopefully you guys find this 😂

CW:sus gardener Rook, discussions of Idia's depression and fear of death, but I think that's it

Part Two. Part Three

Most well dressed parent at the PTA meeting. Puts everyone to shame, and makes all the other parents and teachers jealous.

Cooks five star meals exclusively , and makes sure you get your proper intake of nutrients. He can't have his favorite pup lacking in proper nutrition!

One hundred percent coordinates your outfits for you everyday. You're the best dressed worker, all because your husband hand sews you outfits designed to blow the competition out of the water.

Pretends he's not snuggly, until nighttime, then he gets pouty. He'll be aggressively folding laundry, and not speaking to you until you come to bed and let him hold you.

You own twelve dogs. Each dog has an individual diet it is on, that is hand made by him everyday. He knows exactly what every dog needs, and makes sure to memorize what each dog needs.

If you want kids, you will adopt/birth at least three. He likes a full house. Majored in alchemy before he settled down as your househusband, and is more than happy to tutor not just your kids, but also their friends, in alchemy.

Sings like Roger from 101 dalmatians because I said so. Also he plays the piano like him. Because I said so. I'm weak okay!

They say he had an illustrious career as a model, then he met you. That's only half true though. He was planning on retiring anyway, and just happened to meet you around that time. He likes to let the tabloids believe it was all your fault. It makes him laugh. Vil Schoenheit bows to no one! Now drink your smoothie!

Healthy meals constantly. He somehow managed to make them all taste good though. It's a little suspicious honestly…what does he put in that smoothie? You never liked smoothies for breakfast before…

He likes to do your nightly routine for you. It's his love language. At 7 pm sharp, he clears his throat, and gestures for you to sit down. Then he brushes out your hair, does your skin care routine, dresses you in pajamas, and tucks you in, making sure to give you a kiss on the forehead before he joins you.

If you aren't home in time for your nightly routine, he goes to bed early, turned away from your side of the bed. He will not speak to you, even though you know full well he is awake. He knows deep down it's not your fault, but he has simmering rage and no one else to take it out on.

That said, when you do fight (which you do a lot) he'll storm out before he can be particularly nasty. But you'll wake up to a single rose on the pillow next to you, and a new pair of shoes to wear to work.

You have one fluffy white cat, or one child. It's one or the other in Vil's pristine house. This isn't a barn, for seven's sake.

Cooks, cleans, gardens…. he's made for this life. You don't even know where he gets the time for it.

Rook prides himself on having the best garden in the neighborhood. Your neighbors asked him what fertilizer he used, and he wrapped an arm around you and giggled about how it was "the most organic around". Considering the last time you had to do laundry there were red stains on his clothes, you choose not to ask questions.

If you have kids, there are three of them, each two years apart. He makes the perfect paper bag lunches for them everyday, with little french notes in them (raising bilingual kids in this family). As he drops them off at school he kisses each one on the top of the head, and jovially waves them off.

You have two dogs that he takes hunting with him on his solo weekends (they aren't often, because he can barely stand to part from you!) But you also have a rabbit. He gave it your name, and likes to tease you by saying how he "caught his lapin" and never saying whether he's referring to you or the rabbit.

Another one who makes sure you look your best at work. But his favorite thing is when you forget your lunch, and he "has" to bring it to work for you. This is when he is at his most dressed up, and your outfits compliment eachother the most. He loves the gazes of envy that come his way as he kisses you and hands you your lunch.

When he's not doing chores at break neck speed, he wants you to either be in his arms, or him in yours. He doesn't care which! Please, his poor heart needs you!

Trust fund baby. Born rich, then married you. Tried to convince you not to work, but you wanted to, for whatever reason, so he "allows" it. (Who is he kidding? He could never deny you anything, what a simp) he sulks all day though, moping like a lovesick teen until you come home. Heaven forbid you forget something and have to come back in before you actually left, because he has your boss on speed dial, and will call you in sick. Oh, you just left your wallet? Too late, he assumed you had fallen ill and had chosen to stay home with him! 

He's a little clueless on cooking and household chores (Lilia is no help) but he tries! Boy does he try! And it's not half bad. Not stellar, but not bad. You've only gotten food poisoning once, and he's only ever burnt a hole in two of your shirts with an iron.

Loves to serenade you with his violin on special occasions. You know the evening is going to be wonderful when he pulls it out. Oftentimes, it's a song he wrote for you, and sometimes he even sings along.  His deep timbre will often have you so relaxed that you start to drift off. He's fine with that! More time to cuddle!

Speaking of, he starts the night out by laying on his side of the bed, and by the end of the night he is wrapped around you like a koala. He also gets very hot at night. You often don't need a blanket. You asked him about it once, and he said something about "draconic internal temperature regulation", whatever the fuck that means.

You had to put him on a budget because he buys you every shiny thing he sees. He always goes over budget, and always insists it's the last time and it will never happen again. This, friends, is what we call a lie.

He's only a househusband in name, really. He still has an income/job in the form of streaming and YouTube videos. But he stays at home, and likes it when you call him your househusband. He gets all blushy and smiley. He likes the idea of being the one you look forward to coming home to.

Ortho lives with you both, obviously. And he does all the cooking and cleaning. But he and Idia have an unspoken agreement that if you ask, he helped too.

Calls you at work at least once a day. It's always during your lunch break though, so that you can "eat lunch together" You know his mental health difficulties are acting up if he calls you more than once though.You don't have to come home, he'll be alright, he just needs to hear your voice.

His stream only knows you as player 2. When you get back from work, he'll say "Oh player 2 just got home!" And get so excited. He'll run off stream to give you a kiss, and won't come back until you remind him he's streaming. His followers have been there through the whole progression of your relationship, and despite not knowing what you look like, and only hearing your voice off screen every once in a while, they adore Gloomy Samurai and Player 2.

You always have two cats at a time, usually the ones at the shelter or humane society that are bonded or siblings. He doesn't want to separate a family, and also gets nervous about the inevitability of death. So you always have two cats. That way if something happens you always have one.

Yes. You get him to start telehealth therapy, and medication. Why do you ask?

He tries, bless his heart. His cooking is not bad, but his cleaning skills are subpar. To be honest, he's not cut out for the househusband life, but you've heard horror stories about how he handled his previous jobs. So for the sake of the world, you do your best to ensure he stays here.

"He's so generous" 🙄 Any time he goes a little bit above what you expected from him, he drops that line. A particularly good dessert? How generous. He actually folded laundry today? So magnanimous. But it hurts his pride if you don't agree, and you married him for some reason, right?

He has an allowance, and usually spends all of it. Sometimes it's gifts for you, but a lot of times it's for him. Which, it's his allowance, so that's fine. But he buys the weirdest stuff and doesn't use it. It just sits around your home.

If you have to work on something on the home computer, good luck to you. Home is for loving him, not working! He'll slip into your lap, give you a sexy pout, and start caressing your cheek, and tracing shapes into your neck. Then he'll start talking about how you're neglecting him, just put the work away and come cuddle with him. 

Where he shines though, is if you guys end up with kids. He's a surprisingly good father, making sure they all are clean, safe, and well fed. He helps with homework, and is surprisingly good at it, he's good at seeing what their needs are, he knows immediately when one of the kids is sick, and is at the doctor right away… you don't know where these skills came from. But the second the kids are in bed, he's back to being your needy husband.

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #malleus x reader #malleus draconia #twisted wonderland malleus #malleus draconia x reader #vil schoenheit x reader #vil x reader #vil schoenheit #rook x reader #rook hunt x reader #rook hunt #twst rook #dire crowley x reader #dire crowley #twst crowley x reader #twst crowley #crewel x reader #divus crewel x reader #twst crewel #divus crewel #idia shroud x reader #idia #idia shroud #idia x reader #twst idia

[yoha-oa-art]

OK let me be clear, I've lost hope in the other two, so don't expect them any time soon. ⁦◉⁠‿⁠◉⁩ <3

Btw Sam is my fav 💜 he's a merchant so i thought his business headquarter could be Liyue harbour

Of course Train is a researcher from sumeru, as for Crewel i just wanted him in a kimono PERIOD

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #art #digital art #twst trein #mozus trein #twst crewel #divus crewel #twst sam

[nrcstaffofficial]

soembodys being a bitch to me and my brother cause we're both Not CiS

persmissioj to hit them with my baseball bat?(or my fists)

-@nrcbookclub

Permission granted, although because you reported it... we can expel them if you want.

#twisted wonderland #nrc staff #twst #unreality #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #nrc staff asks #twst crewel

[mintmoth]

Here's another commission for the wonderful @verticalsea continuing their last comic commission!

You know Ace is going to be in even more trouble now

These guys definitely aren't cut out for taking care of babies 😔

#twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #twst #ace trappola #twst ace #jamil viper #twst jamil #kalim al asim #twst kalim #azul ashengrotto #twst azul #jade leech #twst jade #floyd leech #twst floyd #divus crewel #twst crewel #octavinelle #scarabia #doodle

[harunayuuka2060]

MC: *got banned from making potions for a month*

Professor Crewel: What a pity. Of all the students you could prank...

MC: ...

MC: I can still use rituals.

Professor Crewel: ...

Professor Crewel: Pup-

MC: *has already finished drawing a magic circle*

Professor Crewel: PUP!

Crowley: WHO SUMMONED AN ALLIGATOR IN MY OFFICE?!

Professor Trein, Professor Vargas, and Sam: ...

Sam: That's the work of the little imp.

Professor Vargas: Haha! Such a huge alligator!

Professor Trein: Call MC here so we would know how to send this alligator back.

Sam: Has anyone noticed that the headmage is the only one this alligator is attacking?

Crowley: Bad alligator! Bad alligator!

The alligator: *wants to bite him*

#twisted wonderland #twst mc #twst crewel #twst crowley #twst trein #twst sam #twst vargas #twst witchcraft practitioner

[demon-lover-669]

Y/n: Divus my eyes are up here

Crewel: *staring at their chest* I made my choice.

Y/n: *sighs* ok

#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland headcanons #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x female reader #twst x reader #incorrect twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst incorrect quotes #professor crewel #twisted wonderland crewel #divus crewel #twst crewel #crewel x reader #divus x reader #twst divus #twisted wonderland divus

[twst-shenanigans]

twst Incorrect quote #295

MC: “When you see him, please don’t freak out, ok?”

Crewel *cough* father figure *cough*: “To think you think so lowly of me. I’m not going to freak out. Whoever you’re dating, I’ll accept him.”

MC: “Ok... You can come in.”

*Floyd enters the room*

Crewel: “Leech get out of the way. I am about to see who MC is dating.”

#disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twst #twst x reader #incorrect quotes #twst incorrect quotes #incorrect twst #octavinelle #Floyd Leech #twst floyd #floyd x reader #divus crewel #twst crewel #crewel x reader #mc #twst mc