#canon himbo

[heretherebedork]

Canonically demisexual Grey!?!?!

I love him so much your honor.

I am dead this is the greatest scene ever just look at this himbo idiot.

He has exactly two braincells and they are both entirely devoted to Top but that means there's no room for actually thinking involved.

#intern in my heart #topgrey #greytop #top x grey #grey x top #bl series #thai drama #thai series #thaibl #asianlgbtqdramas #thai bl #asian lgbtq dramas #thai bl series #thai bl drama #bl drama #canon demisexual #canon idiot #canon himbo #i love him so much your honor

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

What if everyone in Gotham knows who Batman is? They all know, they just don’t say anything. It’s not something that is spoken of or acknowledged in any way, other than the occasional glance or shared look of understanding. But they all know. Except for Brucie Wayne. Lord bless their himbo sunshine child, but he seems to be the only person in Gotham that doesn’t know who Batman is. He must be protected at all costs.

Everyone in Gotham knows who Batman is. (They’re wrong)

#batman #gotham #bruce wayne #brucie wayne #himbo bruce is the best bruce #bonus if all the kids know what everyone else thinks and just continue watching with glee #what do you mean dc doesn’t stand for disregard canon

[clownsuu]

Man art block is bad (I say, posting normally)

I’m not sure why I draw them cuddling a lot- given that I am a person who doesn’t like physical contact JDHFHHDJ

#Maybe subconsciously I am begging for a hug from a giant bug man and I’m projecting Wally into it #Or maybe it just looks cute JHDDH #Either or #howdy has far too many arms to NOT be held in smhhhhhhhh #Sweet warm embrace from da himbo bug man #Who canonically is rarely seen #P a i n #welcome home #welcome home howdy #welcome home wally #howdy Pillar #wally darling #wallypillar #howdydarling

[emolionsrawr]

buck: hey babe can you unsleep me at five? i don't wanna nap that long

tommy: yeah sure eva- wait what did you say?

buck: unsleep me at five?

tommy: do you mean wake me up?

buck: YES THANK YOU I FORGOT THE WORD!

tommy: never change you funky lil weirdo

#911 evan buckley #911 abc #911 incorrect quotes #911 spoilers #911 buck #911 show #911 tommy kinard #tommy kinard #911 tommy #bi buck is real #bi evan buckley #canon bisexual #incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect quotes #golden retriever evan buckley #himbo evan buckley #whipped tommy kinard #tommy kinard absolutely adores his evan

[itsafreetrialofdeath]

-1 to all Wisdom checks

-1 to all Intelligence checks

#my art #big himbo energy #all his points are in charisma and strength #he may not be able to speak with animals but that doesn’t stop him from trying #one of the FEW and FAR BETWEEN moments Astarion approves of my good aligned character #also I know he’s canonically like 5’11 from the gith mirror scene #but he’s short in my head #again just a little guy #tav balian #bg3 astarion #bg3 gale #bg3 shadowheart #bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 spoilers #kinda #baldur’s gate 3

[milfloverobisanya]

isaac: where's coach beard?

roy: oh, who knows? i don't even know where he lives.

jamie: he doesn't live at ted’s?

colin: i’ve always pictured him in a lighthouse

#ted lasso #afc richmond #afc himbos #incorrect ted lasso #incorrect quotes #jamie tartt #isaac mcadoo #roy kent #colin hughes #ted lasso tv #queue post #source: arrested development #thanks for source @canon-himbo!

[raccoonwxrks]

I refuse to draw them twink THEY CANONICALLY HAVE BIG ASS STRENGTH SO I'M GIVING THEM BIG HUGE MUSCLES

also buff men in pretty dresses cure my depression

#bungo stray dogs fanart #digital art #bungou gay dogs #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #soukouku #jōno saigiku #tetchou suehiro #suegiku #bsd tetchou #fuck everything they SHOULD have big muscles #chuuya is canonically physically strong as hell #and Tecchou spends most of his time training #they are my excuse to draw muscle #btw join my Tecchou Himbo agenda

[sulkybender]

Zuko is smart.

Sometimes I see joking in the fandom about Zuko being dumb, or a himbo. And part of the reason it makes me uncomfortable is because we know that was how he was treated growing up—Azula is always calling him Dum-Dum. It's the narrative told in his family about who he is, by the people in his life who treated him poorly.

And, some joking aside—famously that moment with Aang on their field-trip—the Gaang doesn't call him dumb or think of him that way, because he isn't. He's ridiculously resourceful, thoughtful when his emotions don't push him to do something rash, and perceptive. If he can be a little literal-minded at times, that seems to come from lack of exposure to the world—to friends, honestly.

Personally I just remember the moment when I understood the narrative my family told about me wasn't true, once I stepped outside my house—that I wasn't a dull, depressing person who annoyed everyone; that I was, in fact, very loving and curious and funny—and what I love about ATLA (among so many things!) is that we get to see Zuko experience that too, when he joins the Gaang. Unlearning the ways in which his family never valued him; learning how to be with people in the world, what friendship means.

Zuko isn't dumb. He's learning.

#zuko #atla #childhood abuse #and recovery #everyone can reimagine canon in their way #the himbo discourse is just #a bit painful

[tibli]

people treating either dirk or jake as the 'villain' of the relationship fundamentally misunderstand that they were isolated teenagers with social issues who both contributed to the relationship's problems, and neither of them are evil

#homestuck #dirkjake #dirk strider #jake english #im not a huge dirkjake person. i like it but not super actively or anything #but they BOTH did things wrong #dirk can be manipulative and overbearing #but hes not some evil mastermind hellbent on ruining jake lmao #his worst offense was like. building a fighting robot that jake explicitly asked for #and then going too far with it #on the reverse side #jake is not some unfeeling uncaring monster #hes socially anxious and has a hard time standing his ground on personal matters #his worst crime was mainly just. being kind of inattentive and unintentionally a little callous #i think postcanon (ignoring the epilogues and hs2) dirkjake could work fine if they both just like #got a little therapy and counseling #i think this is kinda why the epilogues make me bitter bc they really just like. completely bastardized the both of them #dirk is a hypercontrolling obsessive ultrabastard #and jake is a dumb thoughtless himbo who for some reason is a constant punching bag #also im p sure jake canonically has brain damage like i think thats stated in plain text in hs proper #i mean that could probably be healed but for a while he was kind of like. airheaded and unfocused #and i think its kinda insulting how hes treated in both timelines #im not a jake scholar like i am a dirk one tho so jake lovers i need someone to back me up on this pls

[cinnabons-treasure-trove]

Jester Merlin: [gaily hopping alongside his King, humming a cheerful tune]

King Arthur: Merlin.

Jester Merlin: Yes your majesty?

King Arthur: [stops and turns to his jester grabbing ahold of Merlin's wrist]

Jester Merlin: [the bells on his hat twinkle] whoa! Sire, was that necessary? [Looks at his King curiously] What is it?

King Arthur: Why not become my court sorcerer?

Jester Merlin: [thinks for a second] Mmm, no thank you. I like where I am now. I can act silly without repercussions and can use magic for fun!

#merlin #arthur pendragon #merthur #cinnabons treasure trove #a king and his magical jester #jester merlin #jester!merlin #king x jester #king arthur #magical twink and himbo king #arthur x merlin #merlin x arthur #bbc merlin #bbc arthur #bbc merthur #arthur/merlin #merlin/arthur #arthur and merlin #merlin and arthur #canon divergent au #merlin the magical twink #two sides of the same coin #they're made for each other #friends to lovers #top arthur pendragon #top!arthur pendragon #bottom merlin #bottom!merlin

[war-criminal-showdown]

#round 1 polls #please vote for kaz he's literally a bi king #himbo canonically invented the war economy #kazuhira miller #mgs #metal gear solid #princess bubblegum #adventure time #the ultimate war criminal showdown

[ahfrickenfrick]

stupid headcannon that on Krypton they kept leathery winged creatures as pets so when Superman first meets Batman he’s immediately aweing all over him and messing with his cape and pointy ears

and then he’s introduced to the concept of furries and immediately bombards Batman w/questions about it

#batman #Superman #superbats #the age old question of is batman a furry #superman is a good guy #just a little confused #himbo superman is so silly to me #dc comics #dc #comics #head canon #batfamily #batfam #superman and batman #world’s finest

[gophergal]

the explosive ladies.... look at them......

(looks better on pf)

#gopher art #tf2 demoman #tf2 soldier #team fortress 2 #demosolly #boots n bombs #fem fortress #i know she doesnt look much like canon soldier. but i love my fem soldier design. and demowoman but that one should be obvious considering #i think ive drawn her more than even my sillies! shes so fucking pretty!!!! idk. i just like sollys mullet and general vibes tbh #shes a himbo. shes a long haired butch. shes a dumb guy. #fun fact this was inspired by J misunderstanding my random pairing event (still working on that btw) #shes not much for shipping. but she put in the effort to humor my interests. which was incredibly sweet of her #almost makes me feel bad for teasing her by sending her tf2 shipart

[autisticrosewilson]

Jason and Grant college roommate au but with trans Jason. And logically he knows Jason was not always His Bro but he cannot conceptualize Jason as anything else. He technically knows Jason's dead name by virtue of knowing he was Bruce's second ward but he literally forgot it the millisecond it registered so he actually doesn't.

Anyway this leads to an interesting scenario when Bruce or Dick (who Jason has been no contact with for a few years) are like "where is Medea, I know my sister/daughter is in there" and Grant "Number One Himbo" Wilson is like "uhhhhh what the fuck are you talking about. You have the wrong house." And just closed the door.

Jason wakes up to get ready for his night class with 24324323 missed calls and messages.

#jason todd #grant wilson #dc #blorbo posting #dick grayson #bruce wayne #this could be taken as a civilian au or a Jason Ditches The Bats Post Batarang #and somewhere along the way discovers some things about himself that he didn't have time to really think about before #Trans! Jason Todd #jaygrant #I guess #this is technically platonic but queer platonic y'know #Grant is a himbo TO ME it's literally canon

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

i just wanna see more of these two dorks interacting omg >:'D <333

#art #my art #utmv #xtale #cross sans #cross!sans #cross #horror #horror sans #horror!sans #horror x cross #<- technically can be viewed as both platonic or romantic but ngl this ship is such a GEM #goshh i've been quietly viewing them as my third otp for soo long istg there's so little content centered around these two specifically #like!!! fanon horror is already best boy. no if or buts about it- he's the only one that's consistently likable and cool in fics FR #they might make killer a tad bit too annoying or dust too agressive for no reason or cross too. idk- pathetic and whiny? #but horror is the highlight of all these stories imo he's just. GOSH<33333 even when he's evil or ruthless he's PERFECT<3333 #both fanon AND canon horror are cool that's just ten outta ten character right there >:'))) <3333 #and cross is my second fav ofc i want him to get along with our resident himbo like cmon HHH #bonus if horror trusts no one in the kitchen BUT cross because he's the only one that knows how to help with chores and cook (sorta xD) #extra extra bonus if cross is distrustful towards the gang at first but warms up to horror first cause he always reaches out to feed them #AYGSHFGH LIKE!!!! man man man i love these two sm waaa THEM<3333333 #rant over i just wanna draw more of these beans....:'((

[thecryptidart1st]

The most appropriate response from a man whose life gets retconned every 2 months @silvermoon279-madam

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #mike schmidt #funny comments #art from comments #i got too lazy and decided that evan was gonna play the role of cassie's canon dad #but it also works as if mike traveled to a universe where evan lived #and it just becomes funnier that this skinny dead mike can still overpower his himbo baby brother