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I saw someone wear these at the mall yesterday and realized Mike’s been ahead of the curve and wearing Balenciagas the whole time

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #mike schmidt #balenciaga #lol #screenshot post #when me ignoring where mike’s boots and jeans meet causes funny stuff like this #mike’s so poor bc he invested his money into shoes lmao

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#reblog #the graveyard shift #the graveyard shift au #mr. macabre #??? #macabre mart #macabre mart monthly flyer #animated gif #putting the mask in mascot horror #why is it out of 3 programs flipaclip allowed me to edit this with ease #graveyard shift has had an antagonist for a year now #i just chose to reveal him

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I’m working on Graveyard Shift content, I swear

#wip screenshot #the graveyard shift #the graveyard shift au #macabre mart #i was struck with inspiration this week

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Sooooo... FNAF rubber ducks

thoughts? (I know I'm excited :D)

Not saying I wouldn’t buy them, but they’re on a low priority cause I have to focus my money towards a family event next month (though the temptation to get a Chris or Leon duck is strong)

(Also why is there no Ethan duck? I would hands down buy an Ethan Duck)

#answering asks #self doodle #collector ducks #resident evil

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ok I get why William doesn't want Evan marrying Cassidy but what's Henry's beef with her?

Henry suddenly remembered that Cassidy hanging around family members who know all the skeletons in their closet was a bad thing

#answering asks #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #soldered wires #soldered wires au #alive au #henry emily #minerva emily #minerva bernard #william afton #cassidy brooks #fnaf cassidy #henry may not be as evil and corrupt as william #but it doesn’t mean that he’s not hiding stuff too

[thecryptidart1st]

perfect timing is putting on my FNAF sweater while “Talking In Your Sleep” plays on the 85C Bakery’s speaker

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie #lmao #status update

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i clowned too hard; now i have to update the self doodle

#self doodle #tiktok #my dumbassery #updating self doodle #whatever the twink equivalent of a himbo is #that is me

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I really love the music of Helluva Boss and can somehow fit most of these songs to FNAF characters, Part 3

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf 3 #fnaf 4 #soldered wires #soldered wires au #alive au #evan afton #crying child afton #fnaf crying child #william afton #cassidy brooks #fnaf cassidy #springtrap #springtrap! william #henry emily #nightmare #fnaf nightmare #nightmare! henry #fredbear #fredbear! evan #helluva boss music #helluva boss #house of osmodeous #see i was gonna have this be just a springtrap is fizzaroli thing #but then i listened too hard to moxxie's devotion to millie too hard #and this piece turned into will and henry trying to stop evan from proposing to the local inspector

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Dear Mr. Cryptid,

So in the Helluva Wires au… would Greg be Loona? (Ooo or Octavia?)

None of the characters from Soldered Wires are set in stone with who’s who in Helluva Boss, because I mostly go with vibes from the music

But yes, its Octavia

(I Really Love the Helluva Boss OST Part 2)

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf gregory #glamrock freddy #soldered wires #soldered wires au #michael afton #mike schmidt #gregory emily afton #glammike #helluva boss music #helluva boss #you will be okay #stolas #octavia #answering asks

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I really love the music of Helluva Boss (Part 1)

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #soldered wires #soldered wires au #alive au #michael afton #mike schmidt #sammy emily #jeremy fitzgerald #ennard #elizabeth afton #circus baby #william afton #self doodle #helluva boss #helluva boss music #cotton candy #2 minute notice #klown bitch #bonk horny jail meme #at this point i could take any sam haft song and turn it into a fnaf song #im really proud of the background with jeremy #canonically sammy was very jealous of jeremy

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Sometimes you see a TikTok so beautiful that it inspires new canon for Soldered Wires

Bonus Pic:

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #mike schmidt #soldered wires #soldered wires au #sammy emily #mike x sammy #michael afton x sammy emily #sammike #1998 #coffee x donuts #i had two thoughts seeing this donut #the first was i would take a trip to australia to experience the coffee culture #the second was that this donut was a metaphor of mike and sammy’s relationship #so sammy is now a donut fiend #to match mike’s coffee addiction #and then i giggled my ass off thinking this donut is what gregory would be #sloppy makeouts #mike be THIRSTIN for sammy #this is why we need tiktok

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—TERMINATED EMPLOYEE—

#bendy 3 #bendy secrets of the machine #bendy and the ink machine #riley wells #bendy 3 riley #bendy secrets of the machine riley #ragtime guffie #bendy guffie #placeholder character design #like damn joey drew studios #you had me at bendy 3 announcement #you didnt need to intrigue me with a traumatized female animator #who was so messed up for even joey drew #now im just gonna draw her kissin girls n stuff #non canon character design

[thecryptidart1st]

bisexual candle

#bisexual candle #bisexual #lgbtqia #lgbtqia candle #candle making #irl photos #hobby stuff

[thecryptidart1st]

so-

thoughts on hellavuh since you're that kinda guy?

i like it

#hellava boss #hazbin hotel #self doodle #blitzø #stolas #blitzo x stolas #fizzarolli #asmodeus #ozzie #fizz x ozzie #moxxie #verosika mayday #paimon #mammon #beezlebub #queen beezlebub #lucifer #impsona #i would draw them more #but the vivziepop character designs give me a hernia trying to recreate them #i absolutely love the music #but the music mentions from this ask evolved into its own post #answering asks #my impsona has a scar across their nose bc i got bonked by a trash can lid recently

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i’m into candlemaking now

#candle #candle making #new hobby #new hobby who dis #trans #transgender #trans candle #transgender candle #lgbtqia #we got candlemaking supplies sent to our store last month #and we had a copious amount of wax being wasted from broken candles #i had to do the right thing

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#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #ennard #ennard! mike #wip preview

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somehow i went from elaborating on my thoughts on Hellavuh Boss to recreating songs from HB with Soldered Wires characters and now I have an image of Mike that may require the Patreon account if I keep working on it

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #mike schmidt #sammy emily #soldered wires #soldered wires au #warning for upcoming ask #it makes sense in context #and all i can say is that fnaf can be easily applied to most of san haft’s music #the family guy death pose is my favorite pose