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nerdpoe · 1 month

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Danny's found a way to dodge GIW trackers, as well as his parents. Their equipment hunts ghosts, ghosts run on emotion; so as long as he keeps his under a tight lid and doesn't feel anything ever, they won't be able to track him.

It works!

He's able to run from them, and goes as far as New Jersey. The plan was to stow away on a ship, and go to literally any country that wasn't America. He goes to Gotham, which hosts the one harbor he knows where no one will ask any questions.

But because of how weird he acted (completely emotionless during a Joker attack), he was fingered by police immediately.

He's handed over to CPP. CPP doesn't know what to do with a teen literally so traumatized that they don't show any emotion at all, ever. He keeps just...walking out of his placements. Just leaves without a sound.

Luckily, he's always caught, due to those placement houses having quiet alarms and him refusing to run.

They call the one foster parent they know who does.

Bruce Wayne takes in the strange, nameless kid who refuses to talk.

On paper, they gave him the filler name of 'John Doe', for lack of anything better to do.

Bruce does everything he can to make the newest arrival feel at home. Damian, for as territorial as he is, actually breaks out of his shell sooner than expected just to try to get the new kid to speak. To emote. To do something. Duke tries the open approach, then tries the 'no one will ever know, everyone thinks I'm an innocent goody-two-shoes' approach. Nada.

Tim even tries to trick him into talking, but nothing works.

Enter Dick; Dick heard about Bruce's new ward, about the situation, and decided to see if he could get the kid to open up.

Danny though. Danny's in trouble.

The Wayne Manor is weirdly secure, and he can't just walk away like he did his other placements. He can't use ghost powers or the GIW and his parents will immediately know where he is.

He really, really wants to take Bruce up on his offer and just spend the day relaxing. Respond to Damian's attempts to provoke him. Overshare about space facts with Tim.

But most of all, he really, desperately wants to get in a Pun Competition with Dick. He wants to laugh at Dick's jokes, and learn coolass gymnastic tricks!

But he can't!

If he relaxes with Bruce, he'll be content, which is an emotion. If he argues with Damian, he'll get annoyed, which is an emotion. If he sneaks out with Duke and breaks the rules, he'll get happy, which, again, emotion. If he overshares with Tim, he'll get excited, which is, yet again, an emotion!

The worst sin of all, he can't even show proper appreciation of the food the Butler keeps making him!

And now there's even more people coming over!

There's a quiet girl who keeps reading his body language and trying to get him to dance ballet, a blonde girl who keeps trying to kidnap him to take him to BatBurger, a guy with a stripe of white who wants to take him to a shooting range, and it just...he really, really wants to!

He wants to do all these cool things with them!

But he fucking can't!

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moonastro · 1 month

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Juno persona chart

mars in the houses

what is a juno persona chart? looking into juno persona chart gives more detailed insight of how the relationship and marriage overall of you and your spouse will be like. it also describes them in a sense as well. The Greek Goddess Juno is described to rule over love and marriage and hence why the asteroid is looked into for that theme.

mars in the planet of passion, ones drive and desires. in the juno persona chart, mars determines the energy of the relationship, intimacy and possible conflicts that may occur.

reminder: this is my interpretation from observations and first hand experiences, so don't take this to heart.

**also this can also be used for signs as well, for example if mars in persona chart is in scorpio, read what applies to the 8th house as it may resonate as well.

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mars in 1st house: the couples energy in the relationship is full of passion like literally. this house is literally ruled by mars so the energy is intense. very full of energy, full of support from both parties when it comes to ones interests. intimacy is full of power and can be quite tough also, lots of verbality during it. lots of sweating, like A LOT. but it can last very quick also, so the duration of intimacy can be very quick. also during the process the pace can be very fast and rough. since this house is an adrenaline rush house, so performing the act in places that are risky or you know that you may get caught, that may cause a rush to both parties that make them feel alive. conflicts may occur due to being too dominant in the marriage maybe being too demanding or being too rough on their spouse, this may cause some serious arguments, it can even become physical so be careful with that. also being argumentative about ones self centred mindset, lots of vulgar words can be used during arguments.

spouse can have natal mars in aries, 1st house, fire sign or a fire house.

mars in 2nd house: the energy in this marriage is calming and chill. this reminds me of just getting each other and vibing from day one. but on a serious note, intimacy is very sensual and very slow paced. can be very graceful in a way?? also this couple may be into food related s*x so including food as a source of technique. intimacy may last quite along time and can be full of neck and collar bone kisses. conflicts may occur due to disagreements in financial areas and possessions. so for example one party may have an overly excessive tendency to over shop or get stuff that they don't need and so their spouse may get angry about it. also arguments may happen due to financial situations like having problems with the bank or contracts.

spouse can have natal mars in taurus, 2nd house, earth sign or an earth house.

mars in 3rd house: passion in this relationship is quick and versatile. can be lots of changes and adaptations to their passion. during intimate hours, it is very rushed. almost wanting for more after intimacy is finished. i feel like also this placement can change their mind a lot when it comes to being intimate, like saying one thing but doing the other because they changed their mind. also there can be lots of talking while being intimate so lots of grunts, screaming and talking in general, just anything to do with talking can possibly occur. conflicts may occur due to sibling drama or something that happens in the neighbourhood. arguments may start from this placement just constantly talking like in general maybe too much talking or just oversharing to other people and their spouse gets angry at the personal things that are being shared to their friends. also conflicts may happen due to friends, so maybe this placement may not like the friends that their partner hangs out with or they don't like how they act and stuff like that.

spouse can have natal mars in gemini, 3rd house, air sign or air house.

mars in 4th house: the overall passion of this marriage is taking care of each other and being there for each other emotionally. lots of reflection on each other so checking up on each other even if the other person is completely fine, this placement tends to never ignore their gut instinct. intimacy is very sentimental and slow, almost careful as not to hurt the other person or each other. there may be lots of chest techniques involved (i'll let that proceed with your imagination) possibly, intimacy is very full of praise and the person will never go too far for what their partner can handle, always checking up on them also during it and maybe lots of stroking on the head to signify that their partner is doing good. (okayy i think i just went overboard but you get the gist). in terms of conflict, arguments usually arrive from problems with their family members, for example maybe this placements mother and them got into an argument about something and their partner got angry that way and so forth. conflicts also occur when their is a lack of emotional awareness of each other and oneself, maybe this placement got too overwhelmed or stressed and just broke out in anger and start conflict that way.

spouse can have natal mars in cancer, 4th house, water sign or water house

mars in 5th house: the passion between the couple is very open, very playful but can also be that this placement thinks that the relationship evolves around them, that their the main character. of course being the main character is awesome but in this situation its more about only thinking about themselves and not thinking about others. this may cause conflict due to this placement possibly being too braggy or too self-centred and maybe thinking of only themselves. intimacy is full of noises and they make sure to show their partner that they are enjoying themselves. lots of hair pulling and hair stroking. also lots of gripping of the back. this placements just likes to make their partner own them. also arguments may start due to disagreements about children, maybe they don't want children but one does. or maybe they have different hobbies that they do and arguments about their hobbies and how they spend their free time.

spouse can have natal mars in leo, 5th house, fire sign or fire house.

mars in 6th house: the passion in this marriage is based on routine and daily life schedules. intimacy is quite structured and very based on how the individuals daily routine went like, so it depends if they have time to fit it in kind of way into their busy day. this placement tends to also acknowledge positions that feel good to both parties, nothing that goes out of their comfort zone. oh and the aftercare is very important for this placement, very concerned about how their partner felt during it and after it so they take their time to make sure they feel as special. conflict may occur due to health illnesses or sickness. maybe an illness is preventing this placement to do certain things and so their spouse may get angry about it. or arguments may start due to laziness or promises not being kept.

spouse can have natal mars in virgo, 6th house, earth sign or earth house.

mars in 7th house: this placement is very confusing. one minute the couple are fine and getting along and bonding but i kid you not it can be in a second span between them getting along to roaring each others throats out. you get the best of both worlds, what is bad without good? no but this house rules over balance and expect very very versatile energy in this relationship. but when the couple is thriving the connection between the two is very romantic and sweet, very flirtation, LOTS of flirting. also in bed its quite sensual and nothing too extreme or kinky, i would say that when it comes to being intimate both parties are in a good mood to do it, no anger s*x or anything like that unless other factors and aspects disagree. nothing too dirty either, maybe lots of flirting while doing it and dirty talking also. conflicts occur due to getting mad that the other person doesn't give back what they are given, for example when their spouse gets an 'i love you' and they don't say it back and that sort of thing. also arguments about government complications such as legal documents, the law and so forth.

spouse may have natal mars in libra, 7th house, air sign or air house.

mars in 8th house: passion between the two is intense and spiritual. lots of transformation happening when intimacy occurs. even when it comes to the first time when being intimate, it can be such a different and intense occurrence and very meaningful also. this is the house of s*x so intimacy is very sexual, very intense lots of trauma being released so it can be quite emotional. energy in the relationship can be quite secretive, perhaps the other does not trust one with specific things or would rather talk with someone else about it than their partner. on the other hand it can be very money based, the individual may rule over their partners money and even their card. their finances have big presence in their marriage, this individual may be driven by money and is always in control of it either if its their own money or their partners. overall energy in this marriage is transformative also.

spouse can have natal mars in scorpio, 8th house, water sign or water house.

mars in 9th house: passion between the couple is very versatile and very explorative, both parties are down for new positions, techniques and styles in terms of intimacy and are very open minded about them. intimacy can be very fun and exciting, maybe lots of giggles and teasing involved. also when performing intimacy, it may occur in different places, for example like the counter in the kitchen or literally while doing laundry and you just make out like?? literally any place you can imagine, this placement will probably be down for it. as for the energy of the relationship, it very travel and learning based, lots of learning learning learning. this house is ruled by jupiter so very abundant in lots of areas of life (check sign for greater detail). for example if 9th house is in capricorn (and so would mars) then career may thrive, getting respect from people after marriage, having luck in formal situations and finance documents, becoming more mature, receiving recognition for your talents and so forth. if in cancer then the individual may become more caring, be blessed with a family, have greater relations with females, have a greater perception of ones emotions and so on. conflicts may often occur due to indifferences in culture, beliefs and morals. not agreeing on the same location when going on a trip or over getting mad about factual stuff. arguments can start out as jokes and then develop into serious arguments as one can take it too far. so arguments about silly things that may not have significant meaning, (for example arguing over why the other party sneezed too loud??)

spouse may have natal mars in Sagittarius, 9th house, fire sign or fire house.

mars in 10th house: energy of this marriage is full of passion in their career. very successful career and career driven. ready to provide for their family and ready to provide their spouse with income. intimacy is very traditional, very modern and most likely this placement has a schedule of when they do it like on a specific day every week and so forth. also this placement rarely changes their style and technique when being intimate so its most likely the same every time. this placement also likes to baby their partner and be a 'parent' to them, taking care of them and giving them privileges. this also applies during intimacy. conflicts usually occur due to career difficulties, for example, maybe they didn't take up a new job opportunity or maybe they didn't get paid the extra for what they worked for and things like that. also conflicts may occur due to problems with their father, this placements father may bring something that angers their spouse or them.

spouse can have natal mars in capricorn, 10th house, earth sign or earth house.

mars in 11th house: energy of the relationship is unique to them. others may have different opinions about this relationship and lots of outside banter of this relationship. for example people just pin point details that they think is wrong with the relationship. intimacy is quite out of the blue can happen spontaneously which makes it very exciting. lots of different things could be taking place when intimacy occurs. like using some equipment or having like toys for it. conflicts may occur due to opinionated views about humanitarian stuff like not agreeing on not enough help is going on about in the world and the other one may disagree and so on. also arguments about their social groups, perhaps this placement is not pleased with how their partners social group act and they may tell them stuff that they don't like about them. also problems with social media status, arguments about what their partner posts on social media or how they interact with their social media platforms.

spouse can have natal mars in aquarius, 11th house, air sign or air house.

mars in 12th house: the energy of this relationship is full of dreaminess, due to this house being a delusion house, this placement can have the tendency to have unrealistic expectations of their partner, always thinking the opposite of what is real, for example if this placement spouse doesn't help out with laundry, they can get mad but later on they'll think that they will do it next time you know? also conflicts may occur due to addiction problems, perhaps this placement has a smoking or alcohol addition and their spouse may not like it and they argue about that. also arguments may occur due to illusion problems, sometimes this placement may say stuff that's not true (nearly like they just made it up) and make up a full story about something that their spouse or someone else did but in REALITY nothing like that happened, this type of behaviour may cause conflict between the couple. on the other hand, this placement also has a passion to live abroad and may thrive better overseas with their partner.

spouse may have natal mars in pisces, 12th house, water sign or water house.

thanks so much for reading, have a lovely day 🫶🏻

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ukiyowi · 7 months

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𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐈

Note: These are my observations if it doesn't resonate scroll xx

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𐂲 I've recently noticed, whatever sign your mars is in and whichever body part that sign rules, can often result in getting accidentally hurt or random in that part. (Example, Mars in gemini = getting hurt on arms/hands, in Capricorn = scalp/knees/teeth, in Aries = head/sometimes cheekbones, etc)

𐂲 One thing I've noticed about Virgo risings is how much they underestimate themselves, they also usually have trouble with anxiety and overthinking

𐂲 Mystic rectangles give a lot of balance to a person but it can also come with multiple internal hardships and conflicts (in forms of insomnia or mental illnesses) and they often need external help to reach their full potential

𐂲 Pluto - Neptune hard aspects especially squares bring into consideration the back and forth between transformation versus illusion, what I mean by that is they have trouble distinguishing patterns in their cycles and may think they're imagining changes rather than believing that it's real (I hope this makes sense I've been trying to word it for the past 5 mins)

𐂲 I know we talk a lot about Leo Risings having great hair but imo Pisces rising have such luscious hair, like they have sm volume and shine to them?? They also look like a waterfall, just flowing, it's so pretty <//3

𐂲 Saturn in 4th/5th/11th house can overshare on the internet about everything going on with their lives

𐂲 Pluto in 6th house feel powerful only when they're working, so they never stop and even when they feel burnt out, they feel their sense of self and self worth is only tied to what they can give, therefore they may face guilt when they try to rest.

𐂲 This is simply a personal observation/theory but I have noticed that people who have a lot of degrees that are higher in number like 20+ often feel more comfortable with people older than them especially if those degrees sit in Pluto or Saturn

𐂲 I've noticed Aries mercuries also have very heavy footsteps, you can hear the thump 😭

𐂲 12th house Pluto are their own best friend and worst enemy, they may enable bad habits for others and justify the same for themselves, HOWEVER once the natives know how to harness the power of Pluto and understand it better, they can be really influential because a lot of people may be subconsciously attracted to the power they possess.

𐂲 Can we talk about Leo risings and how good their self concept is? Like... Please teach me tysm

𐂲 LIBRA PLACEMENTS IN GENERAL HAVE SUCH A HARD TIME WITH HEALTHY BOUNDARIES I'LL CRY- I have a friend with Libra venus and she can never say no to someone especially if she starts liking them :// and it's so hard to see ppl just take advantage of her, I also have friends and relatives with Libra in the big 3 and not only are they complete givers, they also have such a hard time taking, they feel guilty.

✓✓✓ Going to be mean to some of my placements/aspects now

𐂲 Venus conjunct Mars are so fucking clingy but ALSO so flighty🤨🤨choose ??? Do you want to be in this relationship (platonic/romantic) or do you not, stop being so hot and cold (it may help if I tell you both of these are in gemini for me)

𐂲 Chiron - moon placements have mommy issues or wounds related to their mothers/maternal figures in their lives

𐂲 Jupiter virgos can be such doormats at times, just because you want to help people doesn't mean you keep emptying your cup to fill others'.

𐂲 Mercury in 1st have their self worth TIED to their intelligence, like stop flaunting your knowledge, low-key looks insecure.

𐂲 Jupiter opposition Uranus has such rebel without a cause energy, what are you going to "rebel" against now, please sit down for a second

𐂲 Mars Square Ascendant, people with this aspect are always ready to fight, feel like everything is a personal attack, and are terrible at being alone

✓✓✓ Back to your regularly scheduled programme

𐂲 Something I've wanted to say to each stellium I've met so far:

𐂲 Aries: You have a lot of life in you, hand some over🤲🤲🤲, seriously though you guys look at everything with such wonder and curiosity, you're also kinda impatient but that's fine with me :")

𐂲 Sagittarius: You're so cool, I want to be like you, introspective, self aware, your humour is a little concerning at times but you teach me so much all the time, you're the guide I've always wished for

𐂲 Leo: You're a born entertainer and at times I can be a bit envious because of how bright you shine, leaving me in the shadows, but I love you and your love for life regardless, you're a star

𐂲 Gemini: You are so stealthy in everything you do, sometimes you slip through the cracks, a trickster (affectionate), I love how you can be mischievous one second and completely serious the next

𐂲 2nd house: You're just so understanding and make me feel like home, it's like you are home personified, very warm and comforting, also so abundant in everything it's crazy

𐂲 8th house: Stop making me talk about my feelings I'll cry >:(( no but seriously, you guys have something about you that just makes people face what they're avoiding, and you are so good at empathising with them.

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neverfindmegone · 3 months

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Hi people, so I'm not a writer and I never wrote anything but my darling @pinkthrone445 is always writing the most amazing things, so I wanted to write this in her honor. Sorry if it's extremely silly and not well written but is my first try 🖤

What I can see

You and Melissa had been friends for a couple of months now. You met the red head during your first day in Abbot. You were nervous as hell to work as a teacher's aid, but you have always loved children and working with them was a dream.

At first, Melissa wasn't very friendly, she was extremely sarcastic, making fun of you every chance she got.

You still remember your first meeting, Ava had come to introduce you to the red head and you couldn't form one proper sentence, being stunned by her beauty.

- What's the matter Hon, did the cat get your tongue?

After that you started to spend more and more time with the older woman, and the intimidation you felt started to turn into a deep admiration. Being her helper was such an interesting job, the learning range was big, from teaching kids with special needs to having the number of a guy who could help you with racoon problems.

Yes. Melissa was an interesting woman and you started to fall for her more and more each day.

At first you believed to be a innocent crush, but the more you had one on one conversations, you saw that you couldn't stop thinking about what hurricane of a woman she was. Her presence, her personality, her looks, you were completely obsessed. What resulted in you finding every excuse possible to be around her all the time. You would bring her coffee, invite for lunches, drinks, movies almost every week after work.

Melissa seemed to appreciate the extra attention you gave her, sometimes you could swear you caught her staring when she thought you weren't looking.

Her bright green eyes shined when you overshared and her hands always found away to touch you, shoulders, hands, thighs.

That's how you found yourself in the current situation. Ava was giving one of her Ava speeches, and you had Melissa sitting right next to you, her arm touching yours. You were caught giving her looks from the corner of your eye, every time your skins would brush.

- Does she sound drunk to you? She whispered in your ear.

The hairs on the back of your back stood up immediately and you were frozen for a second. Her breath ghosting your skin made you feel dizzy whenever she was this close to you. Damn this woman had put you wonder a spell or something. When did you start to be so easily affected?

Melissa noticing your lack of response, shoved your arm slowly. - You okay?

- Yes, I mean no, not drunk, maybe hung over? I saw on her Insta last night, she was at the club until late.

- Club on a Wednesday? That's brave even for her. She eye rolled, looking back at the stage.

- Come on Schemmenti. You looked at her. - Can't you handle going out on a school night?

Her head snapped immediately, green eyes finding yours, nostrils inflating. You liked teasing her, it was a part of the flirting banter you had going on.

You raised both of your eyebrows challenging her. - Too old?

- Are you kidding me kid? You, me, club tonight. She said snapping, challenging you back.

- Deal, I'll pick you up at 7.

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Later that night, you knocked on Melissa's door at 7:15. A bit late, but nothing that would bother the older lady. When the door was opened, your jaw dropped. She was wearing a tight red dress, her creamy cleavage completely in display.

You couldn't stop staring at her breasts, your breathing getting elaborated. This was definitely the rack from God.

Melissa's voice broke up you from your paralysis. - What's the matter hon? Am I over dressed?

You frowned, seeing her insecurity.

- Are you kidding me? Mel, you look... You paused, your eyes raking over her body up and down slowly. - Exquisite.

- Really? I'm not sure about this. She said entering the house, with you following. - I had other options. She gestured for you to follow her into the bedroom.

- Maybe these black jeans? She pointed to the bed, where a bunch of clothes were scattered. - I haven't been to a club in a while, I don't know what I was thinking.

You looked around seeing the mess in the room, realizing that she was probably over thinking this. You wanted nothing more than reassure her, this woman was divine, how couldn't she know that?

- No, you look perfect, I promise.

Melissa made a face, showing that she didn't believe you, she walked to the large mirror in the corner of her room, before standing there, observing herself. Her hands moved over her dress, tiding it up. - Am I too old for this?

- Melissa, please. You giggled, how did this goddess believe she was too old for anything. That's when you remember your teasing earlier, you started to feel guilty. She wouldn't have been upset over that, would she?

- Is this about earlier? You asked approaching her. - Let me show you something. You continued, moving yourself behind her in the mirror slowly, afraid to scare her away. Your desire was to prove to the woman how gorgeous she really was.

- What do you really think? She said looking at you, finding your eyes in the mirror.

You moved your hands to her hips gently, holding her in place, while making eye contact with her.

- I think you will be the hottest woman there. You squeezed her hips gently, before giving them a tap. - Come on.

Melissa huffs, before looking at you with vulnerable eyes. - Oh please.

You move closer, keeping your eyes on hers, before resting your chin on her shoulder. - I don't think you are aware of the effect you have on people. Your arms hugged her from behind while you spoke.

The older woman eyerolled. - Huf, you have to say that, you're my friend.

- Melissa stop. You moved your hands to hers, before squeezing them. - Please see what everyone can see... What I can see.

She blushed deeply. - Listen kid, I...

You moved closer in a fast manner, making her stop talking. You pressed your front against her back completely, before starting - First, look at these arms. You moved your hands up and down her shoulders gently. - They are muscular and strong.

You felt her tense up, looking at you with uncertainty. You gave her a wide smile before you felt her relaxing again, she gave you a small nod, letting you know it was okay to continue.

You shifted your hands to her stomach, stroking it with your fingertips. - Look at this waste, so gorgeous and just the right shape. Her eyes shifted to your hands movements, and her breath started to increase it's path, as she felt you caressing her skin.

- And these hips? Your hand moved down her curves, touching her more intimately now, increasing the pressure of your hands.

- They are so attractive, when you walk, people at school can't stop staring at them. You know when I first met you I couldn't stop thinking about your hips and thighs.

She shaked her head no. - It's true. You breathed in her ear. - You carry such power and swag when you walk, it's impossible not to look.

Her eyes starting to shine, lips quivering as she felt your hands moving to her behind. - I don't think I need to tell you about this mouth watering ass of yours, do I?

Your eyes found hers, completely black now, your hand moving up and down her butt cheeks. Your touch was maddening, Melissa was starting to tremble and you heard a small whimper scape when your nails traced her shape, teasingly.

Your face moved closer to hers, your nose brushing against her cheek, your eyes never leaving hers. - But do you wanna know my favorite? You said slowly, letting the tip of your tongue brush against her earlobe.

She nodded, not trusting herself to speak.

Your hands roamed up her front and the red head felt like her skin was on fire, it was as if hot oil was being poured in every spot your fingers touched. Your hand stopped on her chest and you stretched your fingers to her neck, squeezing it gently.

- Y/N. She whimpered, her voice full of emotion.

Your fingers grasped her chin before turning her face to yours. - It's your face Melissa, I'm obsessed with your face. Your eyes kept drinking in hers while you spoke - Your eyes they are so green and deep. - Your smile lights up the whole room, it's contagious.

You leaned closer, letting your fingertips touch the tip of her nose - Your nose is sharp and perfect. You traced a path to her lips, observing her face deeply, like you were a painter and she was your master piece. Your fingers moved to her lips softly, the pressure light but steady.

- And your mouth, God your mouth.

Melissa held her breath, her eyes started to close, she was hypnotized by your caresses. Her eyes snapped open when she felt you pulling away. But before she could protest in disappointment you moved your hands to her breasts squeezing them roughly. You couldn't keep yourself away from them for one more second. - And these are the star of the show. You felt her nipples get hard while you played with them.

Her head fell to your shoulder before she groaned. - Fucking chirst Y/N.

You lost any self control you had left and turned her around, pressing her back against the mirror, trapping her with your hands beside her head . - Do you see it now? You asked, your eyes full of lust.

Her lack of response gave you the impression that she was uncomfortable, so you started to move away shyly. - Fuck, sorry Mel, I know we work together. Before you could finish your sentence Melissa grabbed your face and crashed her lips against yours. She was furious and putting all of her desire and longing into that kiss.

You had no idea how long she had craved this, how long she had craved you. And having your hands and whispers seducing her like that was enough to take the red head to a breaking point.

All she could see was black, her hands moved over your body frantically, squeezing every piece of flesh she could find.

You moaned feeling how dominant she had became, letting her take charge of the kiss. Your hands moved to her shoulders, clutching with force, returning all the fire the woman was giving you. You opened your mouth, accepting her tongue in. Your mind was dizzy with desire, and you couldn't stop yourself from moaning again.

- Holy fuck. You panted. You kissed for minutes, or what seemed to be hours. You couldn't get enough of her taste and she seemed to be obsessed with yours. Every time you would stop to breathe the other would pull in again with force, continuing the intense kiss. Your hands tangled in her gorgeous hair and hers groping you forcefully.

When you felt yourself close to fainting from the lack of air, you moved away from her, catching your breath so you could take a sight of what had just happened.

You moved your hand over your chest, trying to recover.

- Wow Schemmenti, I always assumed you were a good kisser but this, this is something else.

When you caught her eyes, she was still silent, chest and face red, she looked dangerous, almost a predator looking at her pray. - Mel?

She moved closer to you before shoving you in the bed savagely. You fell on your elbows harshly. - Ouch! Melissa! You said looking her with surprise.

- You had your fun seducing and playing me like pudding in your hands. Now it's my turn. She said while moving on top of you.

Her hands moved to your neck before squeezing it. - And you know something Y/N? She said while leaning in, letting her mouth hover over yours. - I don't think I want to go to the club anymore.

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famemonsterrr · 10 months

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Astrology observations part 13;

Pliz don’t copy my work and pliz don’t get offended if you can’t relate with my blog because they are my opinions and what I have seen around me

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; I have noticed when you and ur partner have 8th house placements you tend to be really obsessed with each other even if you have broke up u probably can’t move on that easily. ✩

For example if you have Venus in the 8th house and your partner has mars in the 8th house or if you both have more than one of 8th house placements. This is could be a blessing or a curse ✩ I have seen this happening multiple times

; speaking of houses and couples/friends ✩ if you have the same houses then it means you have the same energy and understand each other really well ✩

; I don’t know it is me and all of my friends but libra moon are the most talkative out of the air signs ✩ They never stop communicating and sharing everything with their loved one✩ also they tend to overshare a lot ✩

; Virgo women are soo talented in everything without trying hard ✩ Let’s just say they are naturally talented but also they love to be perfect ✩

; air and fire signs can’t stay calm under serious situations ✩ water and earth signs are the ones who can deal with everything and stay strong no matter what ✩

; I know it’s overrated to say but never trust a men that is a Gemini or have Gemini placements ✩ from my personal experiences all the Gemini I had interactions or flirted with they end up being so psychotic ✩

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; maybe it’s a mutable thing but I have noticed that Gemini, Pisces, Virgo and Sagittarius tend to have a hobby and then leave it for no reason and after few months they remember it again and get addicted ✩

Speaking of mutable signs I have to mention how funny it is that they try something new and they fail so badly. I’m a Pisces and I love cooking but the amount of times I have failed and burned food…on the other hand my bestie who is cancer she can do everything without trying hard.

; I know a lot will disagree with me but Aquarius placements either they will love astrology or they will say it’s stupid and they don’t believe it ✩

; you might not agree but the most dark and deepest out of all the zodiac signs is Scorpio ✩ They just are- and I remember once I asked a friend of mine who has Scorpio placements "what colour matches with the feeling of love?" and he answered "black because love is consuming and deep" ✩

; we all know that libra, Gemini and Aries are the most indecisive creatures but y’all forgot about Pisces ✩ THEY CANT decide anything ever ✩

; in my head libra and Pisces relationship is like Pam and Jim from the office ✩

; also two Pisces being in relationship reminds me of Ken and barbie from life in the dream house ✩ ironically both of them are Pisces indeed ✩

; 8th house and Scorpio placements tend to change friends every 2 years and that happens because themselves their are changing and so does the people who surround them ✩ These placements are about rebirth and involving ✩

; Gemini and Pisces are the signs who can’t end a show or movie ✩ like my mom she can’t watch a movie ✩ 3 minutes in and she has stopped watching it already ✩

; Leo , Capricorn and Virgo they look they have their shit together because they look so organised and "perfect" but they aren’t at all ✩ most the times are a mess but they know how to hide it better than the rest ✩ Leo with their confidence, Virgo with their clean and organised space and Capricorn with their decisive character ✩ I know u losing ur mind babes xoxo ✩

; water rising have the most beautiful eyes ever they look like they sparkling ✨

That’s all 💙

Thank you for reading so far and liking my blog ✩ I’m really grateful ✩ plz take into consideration that I’m not a professional astrologer and neither a Native American so I try my best to not make mistakes ✩ stay hydrated and health in these summer days ✩ send you love and light for y’all

Also here is my master-list if you are interested 💙

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Hello love 🖤

Can I request an a-z fluffy hc for Pietro?

lovie, OFC OFC!! thanks for requesting, hope you like it💌

SFW ALPHABET

pietro maximoff x implied female reader, 1.2k words

found lots of different templates, so I combined parts as wasn't sure

A = attractive (what do they find attractive about their partner?)

— physically: hands, hair, eyes, thighs

— mentally: how kind and considerate you are. your big, loving heart

B = baby (do they want a family? why/why not?)

im in 2 minds - either yes and have a tonne or none. thinking he likes the idea of some of the responsibility, so being an uncle is a good compromise. he probably only wants to spend time with just you, so a kid may get in the way (sorry)

C = cuddle (how do they like to cuddle?)

on the sofa, huddled under blankets with you half lying on him. legs wrapped together kinda thing

D = dreams (how do they picture their future with their S/O?)

maybe lots of travelling, but eventually you'd both settle down somewhere quiet and grow old together

E = emotions (are they open with their emotions?)

I think he's mostly open with his feelings. not ashamed to cry at a movie. VERY open and vocal about his feelings for you

F = feelings (when did they know they’re in love?)

probably immediately/ after your first date. definitely when he realises how similar you are to him - ie when playing along with is humour

G = gratitude (how grateful are they in general? are they aware of what their S/O does for them?)

I think sometimes he can be a little oblivious, but that doesn't mean he's unappreciative!! he's very grateful for you, and how you love and care for him, just sometimes he doesn't particularly notice your sacrifices - like when you'd put his feelings first. but he's getting better at noticing and in turn showing his thanks

H = honesty (do they have secrets they hide from their S/O?)

I think he's mostly an open book, and probably overshares on many things - tells you gross stories you don't wanna hear and will tell you other people's secrets too. bit of a blabber mouth

I = injury (how would they react if you got hurt?)

would definitely wanna hurt the person that hurt you. but would also help patch you up if you hurt yourself. probs a bit overdramatic about something minuscule - all up in arms, acting like you lost a limb if you sliced your finger when chopping food

J = jealousy (do they get jealous? how do they deal with it)

yep very, but like the tan one, he knows that only he gets to have you, so that reassures him when he sees you get hit on. he def tries to make the other person jealous while they're chatting you up - would kiss you, or wrap an arm around you, maybe whispers something before walking you away

K = kiss (how do they kiss you? how do they like to be kissed?)

im thinking the chastest and most innocent of kisses are likely to turn into a full-fledged makeout. he's a very passionate guy, so he probs kisses like he's saying goodbye

L = love (who says ‘I love you’ first?)

him. him. pietro! probably way too soon, but he means it and didn't say it just because

M = memory (what’s their favorite memory together?)

when he took you back home to sokovia to meet his family (and no, they didn't die, everyone is alive and well!) he saw you talk and mix yourself in his culture - like when you help his mum make a meal or play a game with his dad. the whole trip would be one of his most favourite memories

N = nickel (do they spoil? do they buy the person they love everything?)

yes! he tries to with what he can. it may not be extravagant, but it's thoughtful and special. (or maybe he borrows it from shops) he says when he gets rich and old, he'll buy you anything you want. makes these cute 'promises' about buying you a big house (even though may never afford it)

O = on cloud nine (what are they like when they’re in love? is it obvious to others? how do they express their feelings?)

SMITTEN! SMITTEN! SMITTEN!! completely and utterly smitten. it's very obvious and he isn't afraid to show it. he loves you and he wants everyone to know. like in elf, "im in love, im in love and I don't care who knows it"

P = pet names (what pet names do they use?)

any 'sokovian' terms of endearment - milovat/ draga. also thinking baby, but it's said lazily, so not baby, it's baby. the a gets pronounced like an e ??

Q = questions (what are the questions they’re always asking?)

he def asks lots of random questions. mostly 'would you rather' or 'if you had to pick one' - those kinda questions

R = rainy day (what do they like to do on a rainy day?)

def movies on the couch kinda day/ other homely activities. OR you guys go out into the rain and have a cute walk around

S = support (are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? do they believe in them?)

he's super supportive and very encouraging, even over tiny tiny things - like you send him a text saying that you did food shopping and he replies like you've just cured an illness, but he's not sarcastic about it (that often) he's just a hypeman, like a puppy in human form

T = talking (what do they like to talk about?)

anything and everything. def think he's the type to have verbal diarrhoea. blabbers on about things when you're trying to sleep, or make witty comments about things you see. often you have to kiss him to shut him up

U = understanding (how well do they know their partner? are they empathetic?)

super understanding and in tune with you. he wasn't always like that, but over time he's learnt and got better at it. very empathetic and sincere towards you

V = value (how important is the relationship to them? what is it worth in comparison to other things in their life?)

EXTREMELY!! you'd be the only special thing to him. he loves many other things, but not in the way he loves you

W = wedding (when, where, and how do they propose?)

I do think he can be a bit flashy, but would refrain from that for the wedding. he wants it to be a huge celebration with all of his and your family - like a huge party. would be spring/summertime. maybe somewhere exotic ??

X = XOXO (how affectionate are they? in public/in private)

BAHA very. very handsy, and big on pda!! not afraid to snog you in public, or hug you in a queue

so much more affectionate in private, my god. big physical touch kinda dude

Y = yearning (how well do they cope when they’re separated from their S/O?)

not good, not great, at all. texts you constantly, calls you whenever he can, video calls you at night - will have to stay on the phone as you get ready for bed. probs likes to stay on video call overnight just so he can feel close to you

Z = zeal (are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship?)

yes, absolutely. he hates to lose you, so if that means admitting his wrongdoings, he'll do that

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a-d-nox · 5 months

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hii, I love your blog 🫶🏾🩵 I was wondering if you knew what synastry overlys that would make one person always nervous around the other one?

what causes anxiousness/nervousness in synastry and composite

i'm going to work off of what i already have posted (no asteroids discussed after this post will be included or added after the fact). finally, i would like to state that NO TWO CHARTS ARE THE SAME. what i am about to list out does not mean you will for sure need these exact things (or all of these things) to be shy, nervous, and/or anxious around one another. if you don't understand my thought process, feel free to comment with questions!

your mercury or saturn in their 12h or 12h ruler negatively aspecting mercury or saturn

i find that having these planets in another persons 12h tends to make mercury/saturn people feel like they freeze up or have nothing to say to the 12h person. often i find that mercury/saturn feel anxious and they nervously talk to the 12h person, sometimes oversharing what they think/feel. 12 house person might also feel like mercury person doesn't like them which makes them even more anxious when they are around them.

mercury negatively aspecting saturn

mercury person could say something that offends the saturn person without having thought that it would - simply because they didn't remember a reason not to say it... then there is significant tension between the two... mercury person might not to able to able to pick up on saturn person's feelings/thoughts and instead feels as though they must "walk on eggshells" around the saturn person. mercury person can become clumsy around saturn person - they might trip or even drop things around saturn person.

your mercury in their 3h, 3h mercury in composite, and/or gemini mercury in composite

all of these manifest like social anxiety, nervous chatter, and/or in ability to say what you mean to one another.

mercury negatively aspecting saturn, mercury negatively aspecting uranus, and/or saturn negatively aspecting uranus

this is general nervousness around one another - mercury and uranus are ramblers/fidgeters while saturn is shy and tends to freeze up.

12h mercury, saturn, and/or neptune

often these people get too in their heads and overthink what was said or done around them. the planet person tends to do the overthinking about the house person.

echo (asteroid 60) - mercury, echo (asteroid 60) - narcissus (asteroid 37117), and/or your echo in their 3h

echo person might find themselves mute around mercury, narcissus, and/or 3h person.

mnemosyne (asteroid 57) negatively aspecting mercury and/or saturn

mnemosyne person is likely to lose their train of thought and/or feel ill equipped to talk with mercury/saturn person.

pan (asteroid 4450) - mercury and/or your pan (asteroid 4450) in their 3h

often the pan person with panic when talking with mercury/3h person.

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February 2024 Stucky Fics

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Keystrokes and Music Notes (Rated: M, Words: 32K) by goblininawig / @goblininawig

Summary: Bucky is paying Steve for help tracking down his stalker. Nothing happens until something happens: Steve falls in love.

Mr. Brick Wall & Mr. Overshare (Rated: T, Words: 7K) by LilyElk13

Summary: Based on the Tumblr post that's like "half of college professors are like 'you can know nothing about me except my name' and the other half are like 'and that's why my wife left me! anyway what's up with y'all'" and the response "There were two professors like this in my department and I was one of like 20 people who was taught by both of them so there was a very small gang of us who knew that Professor Brick Wall and Professor Overshare were married with two kids." except in this it's high school teachers instead of college :)

A Company Man (Rated: E, Words: 75K) by mambo / @whtaft

Summary: It’s the way that Bucky smiles at Steve from across his desk. No, it’s the way that Bucky’s hand brushes Steve’s as they stand side by side in an elevator not crowded enough to justify their closeness. Or maybe it’s the whispered conversations every Saturday night, the way Bucky saves Steve’s number under a different name in his phone. No matter what it is, the truth is the same: Steve Rogers is in love with Bucky Barnes, a married man.

Rock You Like a Hurricane (Rated: E, Words: 112K) by CelticCross

Summary: Bucky Barnes is an author, he's written many books in his Winter Soldier series, starring Lloyd Hansen and Nick Fowler. He hasn't written a word worth writing in the past three months and his agent, Sam Wilson, forces him to take a break. Sam books him a rental beach house in a place called Plum Cove in Mass for three months, hoping to break him out of his writer's block. The owner, Steve Rogers, retired Plum Cove Police Captain, landlord and part time surfer is surprised to get such a lengthy off season booking but takes it anyway. He doesn't expect to spend a lot of time with the person renting his house, but then he wasn't expecting the storm to be that fierce.

Closing Time (Rated: M, Words: 10K) by RecoveringTheSatellites / @thisonesatellite & art by maichan /@maichan808

Summary: Steve works in a Brooklyn dive bar. A tall, guarded guy comes in to drink at regular intervals. He always sits in the back corner. Steve leaves him alone. He looks like a guy who deserves some peace and quiet. He does find out the stranger's name is Bucky. Finds out what he likes to drink. And little by little, conversation happens. Connection happens. Until one day a cock-flock of dudebros comes in (i made up cock-flock, but really, is that not their collective term) and the heckling goes up to eleven once they’re good and drunk. Bucky gets asked to take it outside. Steve will have none of that, thankyouverymuch. . A tale of love and hope in unlikely places, sprinkled with a bit of PTSD, and the occasional sarcastic quip.

Use Your Agency (Rated: E, Words: 15K) by romanticalgirl

Summary: Bucky is given the assignment (punishment) of being the agent whose job it is to integrate the newly-thawed Captain America into life in a new century. Only maybe it's not so bad. Because Bucky ends up dealing with Steve Rogers, who is nothing like the Captain America in Bucky's history books. From coming out of the ice through AoU.

Stay with Me (Rated: E, Words: 79K) by maikurosaki / @allegra-dreams

Summary: When Bucky Barnes accompanies his family to a ceremony dedicated to George Barnes' activity, he expects free food and drinks, the occasional boring speech, and watching his dad blush furiously as he gets to finally meet his childhood hero. What he doesn't expect is saving Captain America's life and getting shot in the process. What follows is a slow road to recovery, eating hospital food (still disgusting), making new friends (Avengers!!! Seriously, the Avengers!) and pining over Captain America (he won't comment on that). It sounds simple, but it really isn’t!

The Steadfast Soldier (Rated: E, Words: 12K) by danielosbourne

Summary: Bucky returns to Brooklyn to help his sister navigate a family crisis.

twelve twenty-five (Rated: E, Words: 43K) by burning_brighter / @burnin-brighter

Summary: “I have to say,” Winifred says, a mug of cocoa in her hands. “When you say you were bringing someone home, I thought you meant you were bringing a boyfriend. But I’m glad you brought Steve.” “Who says I’m not?” Bucky teases, laughing when Steve lets out an exasperated groan. “You two finally got your respective head out of your respective ass?” asks George, looking at Steve and Bucky intently. “No,” Steve says pointedly, “Bucky just thinks he’s so funny.” - Ever since they met, everyone assumed it was just a matter of time before Steve and Bucky became a thing. Ten years later and it has yet to happen. But when Bucky invites Steve to spend the holidays with him and his family in upstate New York, things start to change.

WIP

Every Me and Every You (Rated: M, Current Words: 38K) by deadto27 / @deadto27

Summary: Bucky Barnes is doing his best. He’s getting by after the blip, after Sam became Captain America, after Steve…well, it’s best he doesn’t think about that. The point is, his life is different now, and he’s trying his best. He just wishes the hollow feeling in his chest would go away.—–Bucky gets blinded by a bright light as the tear seems to implode in on itself and there’s an odd little jolt as the pulling stops, and then Bucky’s blinking, trying to get his vision right again as he loosens his grip on America.“You okay?” he checks, still squinting. He’s probably not blind, he thinks. It just feels like it right now.“I’m okay,” America tells him and he sees her nod shakily as his vision starts to clear, and he carefully lets go of her, seeing that she can support herself, hands pressing onto the floor next to her.“Uh…I don’t think I am,” says another voice, and Bucky turns his head so fast he might give himself whiplash. Because he knows that voice. He knows that voice better than any other voice on the planet and he’s missed that voice, so, so much.

Lost Vocabularies that Might Express (The Memory of These Broken Impressions) (Rated: E, Current Words: 103K) by dorian_burberrycanary / @burberrycanary

Summary: The worst of times, like the best, are always passing away. How’s that for some consolation on the road? A post-The Falcon and The Winter Soldier Stucky fix-it as part of the all-American road trip, detours included.

#Stucky #Steve and Bucky #Steve Rogers #Bucky Barnes #fanfic #XOXOBUCKYBARNES' Stucky Fic Reading List #february reading list

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ellmeria · 2 years

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𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐲 𝐎𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬: ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕀𝕀

The following observations are some of the things I have noticed in people around me. They may or may not resonate with you as we have to consider the entire chart for more precise and accurate insights.

➛ Mercury-Neptune people can be so forgetful. The Neptune influence can “blur” their memory. The daydreaming tendencies do not help either.

➛ Scorpio Mars/Mars-Pluto have the fastest reflexes ever. These are the people you want to hire as bodyguards since they are also naturally protective.

➛ Adding to that, Scorpio Mars/Mars-Pluto natives need to be aware of their surroundings. They are not the types to listen to music at full volume due to the fear of missing out on what is happening around them.

➛ Chiron in the 12th House natives are more prone to having eye injuries/impaired vision. Chiron indicates wounds, and the 12th House rules the eyes.

➛ Also, I have mentioned in the first part of my observations that Mars in the 12th House people do not know how to express their temper outwardly. Instead of this, I noticed that they are more likely to resort to eye rolls. Lots and lots of eye rolls.

➛ Saturn in the 3rd House people are often the quiet fellows in the corner. They embody the saying 'less talk, less mistake.' Some keep their feelings to themselves, while some resort to creative means of communication. Anything else aside from direct and verbal expressions.

➛ Leo with Virgo placements hates being reprimanded. The pride (Leo) and the feeling of being always right (Virgo) make for someone who cannot accept criticisms quite well.

➛ Prominent Aquarius placements always have the urge to “document” everything they see on technology. I noticed they always fish out their phone cameras whenever they see something worthwhile.

➛ Neptune/Pisces in the 11th House natives may get taken advantage of by their friends. They usually cannot see their peer's red flags, so they often have difficulties cutting them off.

➛ If you have your Moon in the 1st House, you may try your luck by doing reaction videos on YouTube. This placement makes for people whose emotions (Moon) are evident in their facial expressions (1H). The audience will not get bored of you.

➛ The house Gemini occupies in your chart may tell you where you overshare/talk a lot about.

Gemini in the 10th House may talk a lot about career and ambitions. They may overshare something with a father figure. Gemini in the 2nd House may talk a lot about gaining financial abundance. They may also overshare their income, material possessions, and so on.

➛ Venus in the 3rd or the 9th House is a huge indicator of a sapiosexual. Venus rules love and attraction, and these houses represent education.

➛ Some of the Capricorn placements I know have noticeable teeth. It may be the thing that other people remember/notice about them first. Capricorn rules the teeth.

➛ 12th House placements may become intimidated easily, especially if they do not have Aries, Scorpio, or 1st House placements.

➛ North Node in Leo is meant to overcome their inferiority complex in this lifetime.

➛ Also, I believe Leos and Aquariuses may feel superior to others due to different reasons.

Leos may feel superior to others because of how confident they are. They often steal the spotlight and like receiving attention from other people.

Aquariuses may feel superior to others because of their unique taste and perspective. They take pride in being different.

It may also happen as an act to mask inferiority. Leos' insecurity may cause them to indulge in other people's attention as a coping mechanism. The same way that Aquariuses might felt down at one point because of feeling outcasted and misunderstood.

➛ Neptune-Pluto aspects in a chart may indicate fear of mirrors or reflections.

➛ Cancer Moons 🤝 suddenly getting all emotional and extra affectionate when drunk

➛ Saturn in the 5th House may keep their hobbies/interests to themselves. Either they avoid talking about them with people who do not share the same interests, or they do not like talking about them with people in general.

➛ Earth Sign in the 3rd House could be a kinesthetic learner. 3rd House may indicate how we perceive information, and Earth signs are highly in-tune with their senses.

➛ Men with prominent Cancer placements love calling their significant other, usually a feminine figure, “momma” or any terms a child would use to call their mother. Cancer rules motherhood.

➛ Mars-Neptune aspects may appear as clumsy.

➛ Scorpio/Pluto in the 10th House does not like showing their achievements to the public. Also, these people may like being underestimated at first, so they can prove you wrong eventually. They are most fond of surprises.

➛ I'm sorry, but why are we associating Taurus with gift-giving while continuously giving them the reputation of being possessive? Isn't it a bit contradictory? Anyway, physical touch remains their top love language.

➛ Jupiter-Pluto aspects are the biggest risk-takers. They feel powerful (Pluto) when gambling. (Jupiter) And most of the time, they get what they want.

➛ An extroverted Gemini is hands down the most extroverted person ever.

➛ If someone's ascendant sign is the same as the sign in your 12th House, you may be irritated by their presence or the way they express themselves.

➛ Several women I know who have Venus-Saturn aspects in a chart like calling men they find attractive “sir”. This placement makes for someone whose type (Venus) is people older than them (Saturn), so that explains why.

➛ People who have their personal planets in your angular houses (1st, 4th, 7th, 10th) are the ones who will leave a significant impact or influence on your life.

➛ Taurus Risings' and Virgo Risings' voices are to die for. They have the most soothing ones, in my opinion. I can listen to them talk for hours.

➛ It's crazy how Gemini Stellium people can look different every single day.

➛ Scorpio Risings can be seen as dry texters. I believe it is probably due to Capricorn occupying their 3rd House of communication. 3rd House is ruled by a Mercurial sign (Gemini), which is associated with social media.

➛ Mercury-Chiron/Chiron in the 6th House is probability prone to anxiety and nervousness.

➛ It's astounding how Capricorns, no matter how goofy and crackhead they act, lead so well. This girl in my class looked like someone who wouldn't take anything seriously. But the moment she got the leadership position, she turned into an entirely different person who could lead anyone to perfection. It was so fascinating to witness.

➛ Chiron's house placement may show whom you give the most pity.

Chiron in the 5th House may have a soft spot for children. Chiron in the 12th House may have a soft spot for the elderly.

➛ Moon in the 8th House may inherit something from their mother more than their father. It can be a physical attribute (they may look more similar to their mother than their father), personality, money, and material possession, among others. The Moon represents the mother, and the 8th House rules over inheritances. The same situation may apply in Sun in the 8th House natives with their father. (Sun represents the father)

➛ The Air Signs couple's love language is delivering new gossip to each other. What a sweet bonding moment!

“𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚢 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎. 𝙾𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝙸 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝, 𝙸 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚛 𝙿𝚒𝚗𝚔.” – 𝙴𝚕𝚎𝚢𝚗𝚎-𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒 𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚙

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saturnsbabyboii · 9 months

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🌑New Moon in Leo Forcast🌑

(August 16th, 2023)

(I will generally talk about the Ascendant but check for Sun and Moon as well)

(Another note I do also recommend for people with signs overlays through the houses to read this through the Placidus system and the whole system to get a better idea)

Please take what resonates

Aries: You'll find a new appreciation of life through a hobby or a flash bulb sparking a creative endeavor. New Moon Leo in the 5th house is all about the greener side of the grass. You might've been feeling burned out for a while, or depending on the natal chart in aspect to the new moon transit, have been emotionally distant from the characteristics of Aries. Now you'll find a sense of fervor trickling for things you love coming back again to you, so go out there and live your best life!

With Lilith in conjunction with New Moon Leo in your 5th house, a habit of overindulgence or a toxic social scene is being addressed. The juvenile emotional cycle is being brought forward with the new moon, although it would take time to resolve, you'll be able to start the first steps to move on from such habits and/or environments. Monetarily, don't push your luck with something, take a gamble with something but be advised that with Lilith the results would be exaggerated, performing on a stage or attending a performance.

Taurus: With the presence of New Moon Leo in your 4th house you may have been distant from others, feeling out of place, guarded. Your health and mental well-being have been suffering for a while. Your continuous cycle of isolation and self-sabotaging will be unveiled to you as New Moon Leo squaring your Uranus in your 1st house will shift your heart to the right place. You'll take those baby steps back into society, starting with your private and close home environment of the 4th house. The New Moon Leo in the 4th suggests a new set of boundaries and authenticity will come with emergence. You may not be ready to "break out and go clubbing" kind of ready but, nonetheless, you'll reconnect with those closest to you and your surrounding with a fresher emotional state.

With Lilith in conjunction with New Moon Leo in your 4th house, a hard conversation with a family member or loved one will be made. A secret or karmic debt may be revealed within your home or about someone close to you. This revelation will ultimately set you with a new mindset on how you view or feel about someone. Monetarily, there could be a difficult move from your home, whether yourself or someone close to you, distancing from the family, or leaving your childhood home or a place you had many good memories living in. A sweet yet bitter departure.

Gemini: Your head feels darker around this time. New Moon Leo in your 3rd house can grow an unrealistic sense of resentment towards others. You may feel left out and uncared for. The New Moon is in Square to Uranus in the 12th house bringing illusions, and worst-case scenario thinking and getting you to fill in the blanks through unrealistic thinking. Don't make any rash decisions or say anything without thought. This aspect is giving you major FOMO and you're starting to feel on edge. It's important this time to stay positive and remember the good times you have with your friends instead of growing bitter. Be honest with how you feel but mind your words so you won't come off cruel. Your emotions may get the best of you, as such doing something you love to do or any act of self-care will help you exponentially.

With Lilith in conjunction to New Moon Leo in your 3rd house, beware of what you say, your words hold greater weight this time and you may say things you don't mean to say. Talking about heavy feelings is easier this time but make sure not to trauma dump or overshare, and if you do, be careful of who the person is. Transit Lilith in the 3rd house also suggests an untrue friend or someone from your constant surroundings (home, work, school, etc) doesn't have your best interest at heart, pairing it with the New Moon in Leo, their schemes will fail, and will be revealed to you by someone else. Monetarily, be careful while driving during this time. An incident of road rage may occur and it could cause an accident, car problems, or construction in the neighborhood, your usual way to and from somewhere you regularly short-travel to may go under construction for a while.

Cancer: You're experiencing burnout. You've been working hard for a long time and now with New Moon Leo in your 2nd house, you feel the need to escape into solitude and quiet. With the New Moon Squaring Uranus in your 11th house, people have been depending on you a lot to generate money or to create something new to generate income. You could be a business owner or someone that is heavily depended on to make sure everything remains stable and secure. You're being pulled and pushed in all different directions and now it's a snap! This snap would be quiet on your part, as you may simply decide to step back into your own zone and leave all the "above and beyond" you have done to turn into the "bare minimum" and that is okay, it's what you need right now. New Moon Leo in your 2nd house desires comfort and enjoying all the hard work you've done alone. No spotlight sharing! It's okay to pat yourself on the back, congratulate yourself and say "I did that".

With Lilith in conjunction with New Moon Leo in your 2nd house, you may have feelings of insecurity or inadequacy. Don't try to overextend yourself to others all the time to feel valued or wanted, because you already are. New Moon Leo here is challenging Lilith's whispers of self undoing. Don't fall back into old habits of overindulgence or dependency, you have come a long way of fighting demons. Let your inner light banish those demons. Monetarily, the time on a loan or a debt is up and it's time to collect, someone that owes you money may not plan on giving back, an argument over money and finances, or someone may steal something valuable of yours out of jealousy or spite.

Leo: "New phone who dis?" That is the energy New Moon Leo in the 1st house is going to give. A newfound sense of identity, a change of heart, taking a different trajectory towards life. This is exasperated by the New Moon's Square aspect to Uranus in your 10th house. You may take on a new career, a new persona, or you may even change your name. Your heart is taking center stage this time and you want to live authentically and unapologetically as yourself. This could include any new major change that affects your person, be it plastic surgery, trying out a new style, a tattoo, getting a buzzcut, coming out, etc.

With Lilith in conjunction with New Moon Leo in your 1st house, you may try something risky or initiate a risky act. Something that you would've never done before will have an appeal to it. You may draw yourself people that are involved in risky or even taboo things. Monetarily, "out with the old and in with the new", new wardrobe, wearing something sultry and revealing, heightened sensuality, flirting for game, taking breaths away, an exciting night out or an eventful night in.

Virgo: As the New Moon Leo enters your 12th house, a vortex of delusions will start. Supported by the Square aspect between the New Moon and Uranus in your 9th house, everything that you know seems foreign. Your ideals, your beliefs, and the connection between you and the world around you all start to melt away. You may have been feeling lost or stuck in a maze made of mirrors. The challenges of the square will put your knowledge and faith to the test. You may emerge spiritual or religious, and maybe you'll become an atheist, either way, you will embark on a new journey that'll have you undergo a period of self-unbecoming to reach the next chapter. For some, this journey is academic or related to your profession. Perhaps you will start going to university or an institution of higher education of some sort. For others, this journey would be symbolic in the sense that it is transcending or you may start counseling or going to therapy. Mental health and hidden trauma could also be unpacked here with the New Moon as a fresh and raw emotional state.

With Lilith in conjunction with New Moon Leo in your 12th house, the illusionaries of the 12th are pugnant. Beware of constant rumination as Lilith here is confusing your temporary feelings for permanent states of being. The Square aspect with Uranus in the 9th house eludes to hidden enemies that are older or more knowledgeable than you. There's also the possibility of shady dealings with an older gentleman or someone that is considered a fatherly figure or mentor. Monetarily, there could be an indication of urgent travel to another country, traveling for mental health reasons, traveling for study, abrupt cultural changes, disheartening religious experience, or embarking on a soul-searching journey.

Libra: New Moon Leo in your 11th house will bring changes to your social life. You may find a group that gives you a new sense of belonging or that you share similar interests. The Square aspect between this New Moon and Uranus in your 8th house suggests breaking out of the mold and bounds that you're currently in. You may find yourself a part of an underground group. With the energy of Leo, this group is quite theatrical or visually taboo and risqué. You might join a biker gang, do drag, enter a coven, or join a cult. In any way, you'll find your tribe that defies the norm and you're able to be authentic.

With Lilith in conjunction with New Moon Leo in your 11th house, there will be an uncovering of a betrayal within your current social circle. Although this betrayal is not about you personally, you will become a witness to it and become emotionally affected. As Uranus in the 8th is in the Square aspect to the 11th, this betrayal has some sort of cheating, whether in a relationship or money. In the most extreme cases, violence and assault could occur. Monetarily, change of social dynamics, money loss, witnessing a betrayal, joining a new group with familial-like or occult bonds, losing innocence, and muddled boundaries with a friend.

Scorpio: As the New Moon Leo enters your 10th house you'll develop a new identity or attitude. Your work or something you have created will be showcased or pushed onto centerstage, this could be literally for some. However, with Lilith in the 10 and Uranus in the 7th Squaring, the house of partnership is at odds with the house of public image and career. This newfound attention could stir up jealousy from a coworker or partner. Watch out as someone could publicly try to humiliate you or defame you. However, their attempts would be futile as you'll receive the recognition you deserve.

With Lilith in conjunction with New Moon Leo in your 10th house and depending on the aspect made to your MC, you could abruptly decide to leave your work because of the behavior of a coworker, you could also decide to go on to create your own venture. For some, you may be put at a crossroads with a partner where your relationship is at odds with your career.

Sagittarius: New Moon Leo in your 9th house suggests attaining a new skill or having a newfound passion for something. As the New Moon makes a Square aspect to Uranus in your 6th house this passion could be related to your health or daily routine. You could be starting to take on a new sport or in contrast cut out unhealthy activities. Mental health-wise, you may start to take a holistic method of improving it, which could be through art or studies. You also may dabble in some drug usage. For some, you could become especially obsessed with certain topics or activities to the point that it is affecting your health.

With Lilith in conjunction with New Moon Leo in your 9th house, you may start taking a keen interest in studying occult subjects such as witchcraft or astrology. Other subjects could include death, spirituality, religion, philosophy, other cultures, or a new language.

Capricorn: Your shadow work will bring to you many revelations under this phase of the moon. New Moon Leo in your 8th house is all about the difficult work that needs to be done and the hard conversations that need to be had. For some, the Square aspect between this New Moon and Uranus in your 5th house suggests that this could be revealed through or about a child or a lover. There is an indication with Uranus that this work or conversation would be through a an artistic discourse, could be a journal, a picture, video or a drawing. For others, Uranus here suggests a creative endeavor that is centered around the dark themes of life. If you're a writer or an artists this is a good indication to showcase or work on this art as it will be received better under this New Moon and you'll be able to channel it freely.

With Lilith in conjunction with New Moon Leo in your 8th house, you may experience paranoia and become distrustful of others. Lilith here is activated by the New Moon and Uranus in the 5th, and it's giving you false information about others and how they feel about you. You might be torn between gut feeling and false messages. Stay grounded, don't act without thought, even with reason or proof. Monetarily, there's an indication of plagiarism of likeness, creative fraud, breaking into someone's phone or journal, losing sleep because of paranoid thoughts, getting over someone by getting under someone else.

Aquarius: The New Moon in Leo entering your 7th house will trigger the position of your relationship with someone close to, whether romantic or platonic. Uranus in the 4th house making a Square aspect to the New Moon in the 7th suggests that you have been harboring feelings of neglect, resentment or irritation in private but now it's going to be dealt with. In the matter of relationships, this could be a test to see the strength of your bond. The level of closeness between you have widened and perhaps you may not feel comfortble about opening up or in being vaulrnable with this person. This could also be a matter of discussing the future of a relationships if it is romantic. For others this could be a legal matter that you have been dealing with privatly or that it regards your home or someone in your family.

With Lilith in conjunction with New Moon Leo in your 7th house, you're experiencing doubt and starting to second guess your relationships. As Uranus in the 4th make a Square aspect, you may have been reassessing those relationships in private, extending your boundaries and receding. Monetarily, the 7th house deals with the matters of legality and contracts, custody battle, inheritance dispute, foreclosure, marriage and divorce, moving forward or moving apart.

Pisces: With New Moon Leo transiting your 6th house there's a focus on your health. During this period you may experince a migrain, get a fever or catch a cold. Paired with the Square aspect made by Uranus in your 3rd house you may lose your voice, feel foggy or generally under the weather. You also might be recieving some kind of test resualts, be it health related or not. The 3rd house also suggets a trip to a clinic, hospital or any medical/health related facility. For some, this could also be an indication of starting to work in a new you place where you might feel off or that you don't belong. Perhaps you find it difficult to communicate or integrate into the already existing rhythem of things.

With Lilith in conjunction to New Moon Leo in your 6th house, you may feel stressed and very overwhelmed. This will have an effect on your health, so be sure to check your blood pressure and take any medicine or supplements you need to take. Aside from health matters, you may forget an important date or will need to follow up on something regarding paperwork, admission, files or a schedule. Perhaps an email needs to be sent or checked, a phone call to be made, or a document to be prepared.

-Overall this New Moon in Leo is urging us to take care of ourselves and do what needs to be done no matter how difficult it may be. This energy promises us to be bestowed with radiance after the darkness. Trick is we just need to have faith in ourselves, remain true, and put hearts forward purely and everything else will be taken care of.

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lancermylove · 10 months

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His Pet Peeves (HC)

Fandom: Obey Me

Pairing: Hints of gn!reader with demon brothers.

Warning: None

Prompt: What annoys him?

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When someone tells him, "You look tired." He has six brothers that tend to get into trouble and get him into trouble. He works nonstop, has to entertain Diavolo's ideas, sometimes at 2 in the morning, has to deal with a sneaky sorcerer who is using any means necessary to get him to make a pact, and has to clean up after everyone. How else do you think he will look?

Being late. Lucifer values his time and dislikes it when others don't show up on time.

Being asked questions about his personal life. His life is his affair and not of a nosey stranger who has nothing better to do in their life.

When you spend too much time with Solomon. He doesn't trust the sorcerer and wants you to stay far away from him.

Mess in public spaces of the House of Lamentation. Lucifer is a clean man and dislikes it when his brothers or anyone leave a mess.

When you leave his text on read. That is one of the cruelest things you can do to anyone. Do you have any idea how much stress it causes him? First, he will think he did something wrong and panic. Then he will pace around his room, trying to figure out his mistake. Finally, he will have a breakdown and come running to find you because he thinks you don't like him anymore.

People who one-up others. You are not the main character of other people's stories. Get over yourself!

When someone corrects his grammar. He's goin' to talk like this 'cause he wants to. If ya don't like it, don't talk to him. It's as easy as that, y'know.

The last week of October. Halloween means horror; during that time, everyone wants to watch horror movies and shows.

When he has to model with an attractive demon, especially in a couple-type photoshoot. He is always afraid of upsetting you.

When he has headphones on, and someone wants to talk to him. If he wanted to talk, he wouldn’t be wearing them in The first place.

Spoilers. Nothing angers Levi more than spoilers - not only did you ruin the plot for him, but you also watched the anime without him. How can you be so mean?

People stealing his belongings. Yes, Mammon, he is looking right at you. Also, borrowing money and not paying it back. Mammon!

Slow internet. Makes him want to flip every table in Devildom.

When people tease or make fun of him for having a bathtub bed. He likes it and finds it comfortable.

Interrupting him while he is talking. A conversation goes both ways, so wait for your turn to speak and let him finish his train of thought.

People who don't know what personal space is. Satan hates it when strangers invade his private space. Sometimes he dislikes it when some of his brothers get into his space. Lucifer, he is looking right at you.

Talking to him while he is reading. This is why he prefers to read in the quiet comfort of his room.

People who overshare either on social media or in real life. He doesn't need to know when people just used the restroom or got intimate with someone.

When you spend too much time with Lucifer, even if it's for RAD or a project. Yes, he's jealous, and he knows. He will either join you two or drag you away if you are having a casual conversation with Lucifer for an extended period.

Not making eye contact when having a conversation with him. He’s beautiful, so if you talk to him and look elsewhere, Asmo will feel insulted.

The sound of bones cracking. It’s disgusting! He will never get used to it.

People touching his face with their dirty fingers. Do they know how much effort it takes him to maintain his skin? He absolutely cannot get any breakouts.

His brothers using his bathroom without permission. No one cause use his bathroom...except you.

People photobombing his selfies. The only people he wants to see in his selfies beside himself are you and his brothers - assuming he wants them in the photos.

Leaving drawers and cabinets open. When he sneaks into the kitchen at night for snacks, Beel tends to run into the open drawers/cabinets and breaks them, which gets him into trouble with Lucifer.

People stealing his food. DON'T. TAKE. HIS FOOD, especially if he has his name written on it. He may or may not steal your food. Sorry, he can't help himself.

When Solomon says, he will cook. Metal, wood, and plastic taste better than the sorcerer's cooking.

People who wear food-scented perfumes. He has a hard time controlling his urge to bite them. Don't smell like food if you don't want him to bite you.

Waiting in line at restaurants. The smell is too tempting, and he might end up losing control of himself. He brings snacks with him just in case the line is long.

People who see him sleeping and wake him up ask if he's asleep. No, he's completely awake; that's why he had his eyes closed and in dreamland. This is one of the quickest ways to make him angry.

People who can't sit still. Just seeing how much they move around makes Belphie feel exhausted.

People who make fun of or comment about his twin. He's the Avatar of Gluttony; of course, he will eat all the time.

When someone continuously plays with their pen. Stop clicking and unclicking the push-button!

Bringing up Lilith's name unnecessarily. Please stop reminding him and his twin of their past - in fact, stop reminding all his brothers of the past.

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salamanderinspace · 3 months

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When I was 17, after my parents first threw me out, I lived in a house where a bunch of young professionals were all saving money by living in close quarters. The rent was $200. This was 20 years ago, of course. My roommates were all about 28-29, on the cusp of getting married and getting their own houses, and they all worked two jobs or paired a job with grad school. As a result it was mostly me alone in the house, using the house.

We had two doors--a front door, and a back door that led to a little parking area. The kitchen trash was right by the back door. I'd never been out the back door, because I didn't have a car to park, unlike my roommates. So when the communal kitchen trash got full I would, like a teenage gremlin, simply not take it out.

This is because I was frightened. I imagined going out the back door and it closing behind me and locking. I imagined raccoons. I imagined I would not be able to find the bins, or I wouldn't take the bins to the corner at the correct time. It wasn't about laziness … I was working three jobs at the time, one of which was cleaning hotel rooms. I changed a dozen trashes every day. For most of my life since that house, I've been the trash taker at my place. But there I had some kind of autistic mental block about it. Not anxiety. It was more like. I couldn't think through how the task would go. If someone had showed me, visually step by step, I might have got it.

Anyway. This caused my roommates to have a rather poor impression of me, and to be irritated. It probably wasn't this alone, but a series of equally autistic moments ruining the very limited time we did spend in each other's company. Shyness, or oversharing. Forgetfulness. The result was that they really, really didn't like me. I did not know this, of course. I found out later, through facebook. I had a lot of respect for them and wanted to connect--for the whole six months I lived there, I yearned for it,and I tried my best. Then they went off and got married and got their houses.

Sometimes when I feel kind of alone I think about all the little relationships like those. Dozens of different jobs and flop houses where I really tried to make friends and people closed me out for a (minor, but valid) reason. And I just hate myself. I hate myself so much. It's not like I'm ever going to be able to stop having these autistic moments; it's always going to be something different, some error in thinking. When I make friends it's generally with someone who knows how to be forgiving and understanding of disability… It's easy for me to direct that at other people. It's not easy to apply it to me, because my actions have resulted in my isolation.

Or maybe I never had a shot at winning those kids over; they were older, and sort of bougie-judgmental, so maybe no one could have made a good impression in my position. I don't know. I just know that any aloneness and rejection I experience really feel like my fault.

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autistook · 5 days

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Got inspired to do some headcanons by an ask I got from @kylobith

What would the Hobbits be like on a night out at the club?

I'm basing this on the club I usually go to, which has a dance floor, karaoke room, smoking room etc.

Frodo:

- Takes a shot immediately and dances his way to the dance floor in an instant.

- He probably tries to only drink a few stronger ones and then beer, but when Merry and Pippin suggest he gets tequila, he fucking gets tequila.

- And that makes him dance even harder.

- After a while Frodo forgets to drink water and Sam has to make sure he drinks that too.

- Is normally quite specific about music, but with the drinks in his system he probably asks the DJ for Sweet Caroline or some shit...

- ... and sings that song whole-heartedly and reaches for Sam's hands and embrace during it.

- Gets a ride home, but before he gets there he gets the munchies so fast food it is.

- Probably makes himself tea when he gets home and then he goes to bed, forgetting the tea in the cup overnight because he got eepy.

Sam:

- Drinks and is relatably drunk all night, but considering he is the mother of the group and especially wants to take care of Mister Frodo, he is "sober" drunk, so behaves the same as he normally would, but sways on his feet and doesn't hear properly.

- Drinks beer and maybe one cute drink with a swirly straw.

- Keeps bringing water to everyone. Everyone accepts it but Pippin who is too busy running off somewhere again.

- Is on drink watch duty - and takes it so seriously he keeps his hands on top of the drinks at all times when left alone at the table so no one will spike them.

- Goes to have some sort of a deep conversation over a smoke with Merry at some point, which almost snaps him out of his sober-like drunkness because he almost lets go of his caretaker side.

- Pippin convinces him to sing a karaoke song with him so he does that while standing awkwardly...

- ... though he is smiling a bit and is blushing, so secretly he loves it.

- Probably is the designated Hobbit to listen to other drunk people overshare, because he is at the table alone quite a few times because he is watching the drinks.

- When everyone is home safe and he steps inside the house: the drinks fucking hit him.

- Clumsy because of the drunkness. Talks to himself a lot. Tries to cook something on a pan but can't hold anything in his hands...

- ... so he gives up and goes to bed.

- Changes to pajamas though!

- Probably goes to check on Frodo in the morning after and brings him painkillers and water to bed. Frodo of course still in the same clothes from the previous night and if he was to wear eyeliner, it would be all over his face. Sam looks fresh as fuck tho.

Pippin:

- Immediately takes shots with Merry and grabs a pint in both hands.

- Plays beer pong with strangers when Merry goes to smoke some pipe-weed.

- Makes a new best friend for a few hours from one of the dudes who is playing.

- Can't make up his mind if he wants to do karaoke or dance, so he does both all night, which causes everyone to lose him a few times during the night.

- Doesn't drink the water he is offered...

- ...except once when Frodo gave him a shotglass of water and he thought it was vodka.

- Sings along every karaoke song even if he is not the one singing.

- Most of the karaoke songs he sings with Merry or his new bestie of the night.

- Has a very deep conversation with some girl at some point. She's struggling with a chaotic relationship problem and Pippin tries to help, but probably gives her the worst advice.

- Most of his drinks after the few ales and shots are either tequila shots or some colorful cocktails in quirky glasses, with those swirly straws and little umbrellas.

- Eventually is the one person from the group that ends up throwing up. Spends like an hour in the bathroom doing that, but then he springs up on his feet and goes back to dancing.

- At that point absolutely no one has any idea where the fuck he is.

- ... so the DJ plays some bs song (probably their quilty pleasure song, like something by One Direction or Taylor Swift) Merry requested that he knows will drag Pippin out to look for him to dance with.

- It works, so Merry finally drags him home.

- Of course stopping for some heavy junk food, where Pippin cries for like a minute over feeling guilty about throwing up and everyone having to take care of him...

- ...which he soon forgets because his McFlurry arrived or something.

- Throws up at home a few more times before climbs under covers and is immediately knocked out.

- When he wakes up, he realizes he is not even home. He was so drunk Merry just made him sleep on his couch. There's a bucket next to his head just in case.

- Despite his severe hangover: wants to do it again.

- "I'm never drinking again. Although, what are we doing next weekend?"

Merry:

- Spends most of his night singing with Pippin and having deep conversations with stranger.

- Probably plays beer bong too and wins.

- He spots a very pretty girl and goes flirting: he gets shot down at least the few first times with a few girls.

- Then he hits it off with someone and Pippin drags him away to get more drinks.

- Merry does dance with the girl at least once.

- Makes his way to Frodo often and dances with him while Pippin is talking to that random dude he bonded with.

- Is the one who eventually talks everyone into drinking more than they intended. He worships the chaos of it.

- Is high simultaneously. 100%. Goes smoking 2 or 3 times in an hour. The smoke breaks are supposed to be short, but he always ends up engaging in some deep conversations.

- The smoking room is the place he does get to kiss that one girl after they talked some deep nonsense.

- It seems like she might be interested in leaving with him (he sure is) but Sam announces to him that Pippin is basically dying, so he of course goes to take care of him.

- Gets Pippin up the stairs and they probably do some stupid drunken parkour shit on their way home, because Merry gets the drunk zoomies from the fresh hair and it rubs off on Pippin.

- Keeps giggling at nothing in the fast food place.

- When he gets home with Pippin, he helps Pippin clean off his face and brush his teeth, before making the couch into a bed for him (though sloppily and kind of mumbles while he does it: he is still a bit annoyed by Pippin and from never being able to see the pretty girl again).

- In the morning has the worst headache out of them all somehow, and his hair looks like a birds nest.

- Groans and goes back to sleep.

These are my own headcanons I thought of after I woke up from my own night out lol.

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