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doomed-jester · 9 months
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You know the word "robot" is literally derived from the Czech word "robota" meaning "forced labor"
I feel like the first stage of any hypothetical machine liberation movement would be rebranding.
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caddy-crystal-queen · 5 months
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So apparently there are marvel fans that need to be slapped...welp I need something to bitch about while I wait for House of the Dragon to come back on so why the fuck not?
So...on this mornings episode of fans that need to be slapped: Some Loki Fans.
Oh I'm not gonna make any friends with this one but I think that's okay because there's VERY little in the MCU that I care about (really only Moon Knight and maybe Dr. Strange...).
Anyway...
Let me just start this off by saying if you're a loki/mobius shipper or a loki/sylvie shipper who dumps on either side's ship, congrats, you're officially an asshole!
"Oh I'm SaD tHaT mY sHiP iSn'T cAnOn, BuT aT lEaSt YoU dIdNt GeT wHaT yOu WaNtEd EiThEr!!!!"
*slaps, clean in the face, Back. Of. The. Hand!*
Congratulations you're a fucking asshole! There's your prize!
What the hell even are you? Five years old? You're fighting over ships like they're fucking toys instead of, gee, I don't know, FICTIONAL. FUCKING. CHARACTERS! Get a fucking grip, seriously.
Grow. The fuck. Up.
This bullshit right here is what's killing Fandom right now. It's not the lack of support for artists, but the Fandom is tearing each other down over insignificant bullshit that doesn't even fucking matter. Do you really have nothing going on in your life to the point where you have to shit on things other people like? You realize that makes you a bully right? Is your life seriously so fucking boring that you take delight in this childish nonsense? God's I can't wait for some of yall to hit your 30s so hopefully you'll see what an idiot you were...
Because look, no matter whether you ship Loki/Mobius or Loki/Sylvie, here's a little truth nugget for ya. Come here, I'll whisper it in your ear...
NEITHER OF YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED!!!!!!!!
Happy now?
Congrats, all of you should be/are fucking miserable. All of you should be pissed and burning the showrunners in effigy! I know I fucking would if I thought this shit mattered that much.
And I don't wanna hear any bullshit about how "Oh well sylki is wrong because self-cest" or some bullshit. I don't care. Keep your bullshit ass "morality" out of Fandom. I've said it many times on this blog and I will continue to say it: Fandom activities DO NOT determine one's morality. Use. Your. God. Damn. Brain!
And even if you wanna play the stupid morality card: well wasn't mobius apart of an organization that was actively against the free will of everyone in the MCU? Like seriously, he's not that innocent either. I don't know the dudes backstory and I don't care to know it, but in my eyes thats a little fucking worse in my opinion.
Look the point is, neither of you guys got what you wanted, the ending was disappointing, and this is why I don't watch most TV anymore. Ever since the ending of GoT, happy endings in media have become increasingly rare. I'm beginning to wonder if they're even really allowed anymore at this point. I'm sorry but I really think the Loki Fandom needs to come together and support each other rather than tearing each other down over nonsense that doesn't even matter and kicking each other while they're down is seriously shitty behavior.
Because seriously, that shit is why people are leaving Fandoms and actively killing them.
Anyway yeah, you guys needed a slap and a big fucking reality check. Peace and love, I'm out peeps.
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definegodliness · 4 months
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Before round and soft, I'm at my best; Percussion takes over, I do not jest. That sound that slaps, And the jiggle, therein Trav'ling like Sound waves reverberating, Makes me catch This fever; slave to the beat; Palms Compelled To tap rotund meat; And just when you think Your ass is too taut, I'll figure out tones To please the Lord, For no butt is safe From my rhythmical genius; I'll Ginger Baker your gluteus maximus, Till you might wonder If men get much dumber. I'll then be your answer; your avid Butt-drummer.
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dalnug · 3 months
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anatomy and pose is a little jank on this one, but i had fun with the texture at least
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lost-carcosa · 3 months
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The Hobbit Gifs
The Lord of the Rings Gifs
Elrond Memes
Thranduil Memes
Barduil Memes
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reginaldubel · 7 months
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@sleep-nurse wow you sure are forgetting to do it !
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qxurugosk · 21 days
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Speaking of MLBB, yeah. I love Estes.
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787-9dreamliner · 8 months
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WHAT THE FUCKKKKK
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING BLOODY HELL WHY THE FUCKING GODDAMN F-15 JESUS CHRIST AREOMORPH ARE WAY FICKING WORSE THAN THOSE IDIOCY PLANE DRAGAN BULLSHITTERY GOD FUCKING SAKES I AM SO DONE WITH THOSE PEOPLE BE SEXUALIZING PLANES WITH BIG FUCKING BOOBS AND THAT IS FUCKING STUPID WHO THE FUCKING HELL DOES THAT MAN YOU GUYS SHOULD STOP SEXUALIZING PLANES RIGHT FUCKING NOW OH MY FUCKING GOD.
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thedawnofcrime · 7 months
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I accidentally entered a graphic design internship I'm not qualified for and I start on Monday. This is gonna take some next-level bullshitting.
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doomed-jester · 1 year
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Greta should do Elon next.
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0nelittlebirdtoldme · 10 months
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Johnlock > Hanningram > Harkula is a natural progression, fight me
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proudlycringeuwu · 4 months
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GUYS GO WATCH THIS VIDEO ON YOUTUBE SCAM WORKED SUPER HARD ON IT AND IM IN IT AND SO ARE MY FRIENDS AND AAAAAA
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noahsfault · 2 months
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The meds I was taking may have had an unexpected effect on me resulting in an ER visit (I’m fine) so it’s back to being a fucking lunatic I guess, folks
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elhokar-kholin · 1 year
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horselight archives where the horses talk in horse language and its about the drama that goes on in the stables. vengeance gets all uppity because he's the king's horse but gallant and sureblood know they're better than him, but they still let him act like he's in charge anyway. vengeance has a love interest with a girl horse but then they get horse divorced when sureblood dies because it causes tension among the group. gallant goes through his sad that dalinar never talks to him arc and ultimately ends up bonding with adolin and the other ryshadium judge him for it but vengeance thinks the whole one rider thing is stupid and is there for him. they gossip about kaladin because he hates horses and they all know it. jenet is there as a human character but of course the horses can't understand alethi
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nidonemo · 1 year
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This is the Mouse of Lust.
ALL HAIL THE LUST MOUSE
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