elhokar-kholin

[elhokar-kholin]

horselight archives where the horses talk in horse language and its about the drama that goes on in the stables. vengeance gets all uppity because he's the king's horse but gallant and sureblood know they're better than him, but they still let him act like he's in charge anyway. vengeance has a love interest with a girl horse but then they get horse divorced when sureblood dies because it causes tension among the group. gallant goes through his sad that dalinar never talks to him arc and ultimately ends up bonding with adolin and the other ryshadium judge him for it but vengeance thinks the whole one rider thing is stupid and is there for him. they gossip about kaladin because he hates horses and they all know it. jenet is there as a human character but of course the horses can't understand alethi

#i do NOT remember making this post

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It was so crazy when he said this in the books 😶😶

elhokar: uh yes i love aesudan my (looks at glyph on hand) wife and we do all kinds of things together like (looks at glyphs) ... run a country and (squints at glyphs) uh.. mouths.. press...? (what?) OH yes and. kiss. yes

#i'm losing my mind rn sorry i haven't slept all night #my posts #stupid in chief #unmade magnet #for the audiobook listeners out there 🔥🔥

[elhokar-kholin]

death. because apparently the fucking skull isnt copypastable. hell on earth

"Come on, pump on the gas or you'll miss it!" Roshone says from the passenger seat.

"I don't know, it's yellow, shouldn't I stop?" Elhokar asks from the drivers seat.

"Psh, you can make it." Roshone says.

"Yeah, you're right." Elhokar says, pumping on the gas.

The light turned red an instant after. Elhokar's car crashed into a run down truck, and everything suddenly became very loud and terrifying as the airbags went off in his fancy car and his tires squealed. Everything hurt, and as he managed to look out the window, he saw the truck he ran into was all but destroyed.

(3 days later)

"Vehicular manslaughter." Gavilar announced. "The elderly couple in that car died from the accident."

Elhokar's stomach sank. "They... died? I..." he became dizzy.

"Roshone was the one driving." Gavilar announced.

"What?" Elhokar demanded, still reeling. "No, I was driving! What are you talking about? Wait, you don't mean..?"

"It's his word against yours." Gavilar explained. "Roshone was driving, and he ran the light and killed that couple. He will be charged with vehicular manslaughter for his recklessness." As he said this, he glared his son in the eye.

Elhokar felt very small, and his head still spun from learning those people had died. "But... okay, fine. But I was in the passenger seat goading him on. He shouldn't go to jail, he should pay the fine instead. It will ruin him, but..."

"Fine. But he will not be associated with us from this point on." Gavilar said.

"I understand." Elhokar responded, swallowing.

(3 days later)

"Three hundred thousand dollar fine?!" Roshone exclaimed. "I'm going to have to move back to Detroit. This is awful."

(Several years later)

"Wow, the new mayor of Detroit is really awful." Kaladin said.

"Is he really bringing back the draft?" Tien asks.

#a fresh and modern take one the roshone affair !! #my posts #stupid in chief #daddy issues #the roshone affair #the hero

[elhokar-kholin]

Send ☠ to see my muse kill somebody.

Or send ‘Death’ if you can’t see the symbol.

#girlie please i have a stupid idea

[elhokar-kholin]

#unmade magnet

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we can't stop denying the superior moash ship 😤😤

#THIS IS A JOKE #my posts #the idea of someone shipping moash/graves entered my mind and i thought it was a funny idea

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gavilar: eh, i dont need to make elhokar marry someone important or competent. i'm not planning on letting him be king anyway so what does it matter if his wife isnt a good leader

[1 decade later]

aesudan: yelig-nar serves me

#my posts #unmade magnet #daddy issues #she single handedly destroyed the nation gavilar forged by party rocking too hard

[elhokar-kholin]

king of spades

#my posts #stupid in chief #art #shitty ponytail #gay gay homosexual gay #internal screaming

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designblade

#my posts #stupid in chief #art #shitty ponytail #gay gay homosexual gay #she is a sine wave <3

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WAS HE BACK TO PRAYING NOW

#on the mind

[elhokar-kholin]

why do you, as a vorin, want so much to transform yourself. what are you wanting to transform to? a girl?

#my posts

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if he's YOUR wit what is he doing as MY imperial fool

#emperor ashravan wishes he had what elhokar had #im putting making this an ashravan themed blog on the list of things i could do for april fools #my posts #so true jestie

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if lopen king of alethkar ever actually gets written i'm going to be the most annoying person on earth for like a week

#jsyk #my posts

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people who call elhokar "pathetic <3" are invariably incredibly annoying people

#my posts

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gododdddd gayyy gay genderfluid gender gay manwoman gayyy gender

#<3 #stupid in chief #my posts

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i'm jealous of the man i used to be, and the man i could become

#my posts #art #shitty ponytail #stupid in chief #unmade magnet #favorite heretic #do i have a vmrislt tag i forget #unnamed vmrislt tag #gay gay homosexual gay #lightweaver solidarity

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Highprince Kholin's paternal instincts are "very odd", insider sources say