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big fan of this genre of ships: goth couples that are head over heels for each other

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If there's one thing that makes me unreasonably happy, it's when I find old (or even new) toys that just flagrantly reused the same mold for different characters

Like, I love when you find old Carnage toys and they're literally just Venom with different paint, so Carnage looks WAY too bulky

Featuring bonus inexplicably blue Venom figure and Carnage's green(??) tongue.

Also, Draculus, the official Transformers x Universal Monsters Dracula figure, is literally just Titans Return Mindwipe with a new head sculpt and chest plate, and a cheap fabric cape

My favorite thing about this is that Titans Return was a gimmick line, so the head was detachable and could transform into a smaller Titan Master figure (Vorath), but Draculus doesn't have this feature. So he has a vestigial cockpit where a Titan Master figure COULD sit, and his head has to be awkwardly hidden with his cape when he transforms because the mold doesn't leave any space for it after the transformation

#toys #retro #transformers #mindwipe #draculus #dracula #universal monsters #venom #carnage #toy biz #Hasbro #actually autistic #(< obviously)

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Muslims misreading the Barbie posters might be the funniest thing I’ve seen today

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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one of the aqua teen dvds had a "Play all" button which, if youre too young to remember dvds, would typically play every episode in order, but here it played them all at the same time. having that dvd changed me as a child

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a day on gotham twitter

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The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer

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reblog to meow at the person you reblogged from

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Packed my husband a slice of cake with his work lunch and he sent me this

I am losing my mind over this.

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what if instead of being mean we could try being nice