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naurasweetarudesu · 10 months
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Kegabutan Skarloey Railway
Four Little Engines but Rheneas isn't absent or something. Idk, i don't read the book- 💀
(just kidding, I've read it)
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UDLTTOM DIALOGUE DRAFT #60
Tom (shouting): I did it for you! Because I love you, Harry!
Harry (sarcastic & angry): Cool motive! It was still murder, Tom! And don’t tell me you did it for me! You did it for yourself! Because you couldn’t let me go!
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defectivegembrain · 1 year
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Me: I think I'm pretty flexible with samefooding actually
Shop delivery: *sends different brand of tofu*
Me: *Captain Holt voice* NEVER LOVE ANYTHING
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melancholypancakes · 1 year
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General Sweet Mayhem: Don't be late or I'll slit your throats! *force laughs*
Everyone:....
Lucy: you don't have to fake it. We know you mean it.
General Sweet Mayhem: *intensely serious* Good.
Rex:....*blushing red*
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lovelynightinthesky · 8 months
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Random Incorrect Quotes #1
Zoro: Why are you wearing a tux?
Sanji: It's after six Marimo! What am I, a farmer?
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Kareem loves putting the 501st, especially Fives, in airjail when they keep (affectionately) annoying him. Let the drake work in peace!
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literarycinematics · 10 months
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"i'm so normal about this piece of media" i say, fresh from consuming it for the 5th time this month
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dulcealuf · 1 year
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amazing/ultimate student-slash-genius ⭐️👑
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measly033 · 2 years
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Frey: you could've died!
Valias: the doctor said my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood supposed to be
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maydayaj · 3 months
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More colt art! This time art of Ruri and the Lamb inspired by this video ! I adore them and I think they’re really cute 😭💜❤️✨✌️
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claire7491 · 1 year
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Y/n: what? no phones?!
Wong: this is the sanctum. no internet.
Y/n: what am I supposed to do to pass the time?
Wong: you could learn a foreign language
Y/n: go to hell.
Stephen: hey, the "no internet" rule shocked me too. I wanted to do research on my new book.
Y/n: ...
(btw, my tiktok user is claire7491_. I do edits and stuff so please follow me there for more consistent content)
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alohaasaloevera · 1 month
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YEAH I’VE BEEN LOOKING AT THE HET KEITH TAG. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, SHADOWBAN MY TUMBLR ACCOUNT?
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zee-rambles · 1 year
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Stupid idea that just wouldn’t leave me alone until I drew it. Was re-watching Brooklyn 99 and I couldn’t stop thinking about how hilarious it would be if this baby disaster bi met a functional adult bi. That and Leo has so much Jake energy…
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Is any character from b99 neurotypical???
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melancholypancakes · 1 year
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General Sweet Mayhem: Okay, so we beat the crap out of my boyfriend.
Lucy: are you okay with this?
General Sweet Mayhem: Yeah. I just want him to be happy.
Rex: aww.
*Rex and General Sweet Mayhem hold hands*
Emmet: You guys are a weird couple, but we have a plan
Rex: Okay, here are the ground rules. You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair.
Rex: I am A-okay being stabbed!
*Emmet is weirded out*
Rex: biting and scratching are on the table.
*Lucy is just shocked*
Rex: You can use fire!
Emmet: These are the ground rules?
Emmet: Is there anything off-limits?
*Rex and General Sweet Mayhem smugly smirk as they're intrigued by emmet*
Rex: Damn, man. You got something really sick you want to do huh!
Rex: Alright, I'm cool with it you little pervert.
Emmet: what no-
Rex: Surprise me, this is gonna be fun!
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justrandom9 · 8 months
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Cinder: I'm going to eat you alive, you dumb son a of bitch!
Jaune Cool! And then we'll have kids together?!
Cinder: Yea! It's gonna be great
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