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etherealstar-writes · 3 months

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I WANNA BE YOURS | WOSO X READER | PT 15

pairings: woso x reader

summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.

part: fifteen

part one here

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THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM

the imposter aka y/n ❤️ nahhh that's it i'm quitting this job tillies my baes you guys hiring? 🙏

stairway NOOOO Y/N IM SOO SORRY

willybum Y/N NO

elton ABSOLUTELY NOT

kyra ABSOLUTELY YES

cha cha YESSS WE WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS

stephy of course! 🥰

the REAL karate kid NAHHH

neev WE DIDNT MEAN TOO Y/N WE'RE REALLY SORRY

the imposter aka y/n ❤️ NO YOU GUYS ARE NOT

meado what did you guys do this time

the imposter aka y/n ❤️

stairway it was nothing!

the imposter aka y/n ❤️ NOTHING?!

willybum did you just make a meme of me ....

the imposter aka y/n ❤️ i've made memes of all of you BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT RN i hate you all except lotte i love you you're the only lioness i'll support

tom holland's twin while i really appreciate that pls don't leave me with these idiots 🥺🙏

meado waittt i wasn't part of all this why hate meee

earpsy yeah i wasn't there either why do we gotta suffer tho

the imposter aka y/n ❤️ MARY you not being there was what caused this torture and suffering in the first place 😭😭

keira i'm so out of the loop rn

the imposter aka y/n ❤️ SO THESE IDIOTS THOUGHT I'D BE GREAT FOR TARGET PRACTICE IN GOALS AND SHOVED ME IN THE BATTLEFIELD WITHOUT MY CONSENT ME WHOS THE OPPOSITE OF ATHLETIC GOT ABUSED BCUZ OF THEM ALL only lotte being the angel she is helped me

willybum it wasn't even that badddd

stairway yeahh you're being kinda dramatic

the imposter aka y/n ❤️ WASNT EVEN THAT BAD?! EXCUSE YOU I HAVE A CONCUSSION BCUZ OF YOU GUYS AND A MASSIVE BUMP ON MY HEAD AND YOURE CALLING ME DRAMATIC?!

tom holland's twin yeah it was a nasty bump ngl y'all knocked out her braincells

elton i mean to be fair she kinda didn't have many braincells to begin with anyway ....

the imposter aka y/n ❤️ SPEAK FOR YOURSELF THATS ITTT TILLIES YALL MY NUMBER ONE MY MAIN MY HOMELAND

the REAL karate kid

willybum NOOO NOT THEMMM WE SHOULD BE YOUR NUMBER ONE

the imposter aka y/n ❤️ WELL YOU SHOULDVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YALL ATTACKED ME AFTER EVERYTHING IVE DONE FOR YALL AND THIS IS HOW YOU GUYS REPAY ME?!

kyra charli and i are coming to get ya rn from these losers we're on our way

stairway WHO YOU CALLING LOSERS?!

willybum this is unacceptable

the imposter aka y/n ❤️

willybum

the REAL karate kid

neev NAHH WE'LL WAGE WAR

kyra

come at me you colonisers

tom holland's twin NAHH NOT COLONISERS 😭😭

stairway WE WILL

cha cha imma bring in the big guns

cha cha added brick wall, ford, lani and sammy the skippa

the imposter aka y/n ❤️

OMG MORE AUSSIES AYEE

cha cha um that photo .... anyway macca cait lani protect y/n at all costs

brick wall

aye aye

lani on it!

ford okay!

sammy the skippa um what is happening rn

stephy all you need to know is that we gotta protect y/n from the lionesses

sammy the skippa

neev we got our own big guns lucy millie mary rach need ya rn

earpsy here!

brightness yes.

daily i was summoned

rusty metal yeah?

kyra well WEVE GOT MCCABE KATIE MCCABE

the REAL karate kid WHAT?!

willybum SINCE WHEN WAS MCCABE WITH YOU GUYS?!

brick wall since always?

stephy yeah katie's an honorary aussie

meado katie?!

mccard yeah i am

elton WELL WEVE GOT ONA ISNT THAT RIGHT?

rusty metal ona?

ona well ..... i'm afraid to tell you that we spaniards have formed an alliance with the aussies

kie THE BETRAYAL 😭😭

willybum what is this blasphemy

tom holland's twin wait isn't spain also a coloniser tho ....

stairway oh yeahhh that's hypocritical of you

ona shhhhhhh

kyra

cha cha well y/n is successfully ours

willybum ABSOLUTELY NOT

neev WE'LL GET HER BACK JUST YOU WAIT

stairway YEAH WERE COMING FOR YOU KANGAROO RIDERS

samma the skippa

what are you all gonna do? drown us in your cup of teas?

the imposter aka y/n ❤️ DAMN yall got violated haha

the REAL karate kid

neev i cannot believe this just happened 😔😭

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pandenewie · 1 year

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Dress Coded Masterlist

SYNOPSIS:

Dress codes are dumb. And everyone in school agrees. So why is the dear student council president Yang Jungwon so insistent on upholding such a stupid rule? And why is Y/n so insistent on changing his mind?

OR

Y/n finds a new way to break the dress code each day, purely to spite the student council president and make him change the stupid rule. But what started as a simple act of rebellion soon takes a turn as more is found out about the goody-two-shoes president.

PAIRING: jungwon x gn!reader

GENRE: nonidol!au, highschool!au, socialmedia!au, sorta fake dating (you'll see), mild enemies to lovers, fluff, suggestive, angst (light), cursing, attempted humour. Ft. Enhypen Ni-ki + Jay + Jake, P1Harmony Soul + Jongseob, Kep1er Bahiyyih + Hikaru (+ Youngeun mention), Le Sserafim Eunchae, IVE Wonyoung, ZB1 Ricky, Seventeen Wonwoo

**any pictures used of "yn" are for outfit descriptions only and do not represent yn's gender/race/physical appearance in any way :))**

STARTED: 08/04/23

FINISHED: 02/10/23

STATUS: completed

PROFILES:

Sk8ter Bois | H2hoes

CHAPTERS:

00 - The Dress Code | 0.3k words

01 - White Privilege

02 - Pu$$y Gang

03 - A Little Manipulation

04 - Manifesting

05 - when bae gets you in trouble | 1.9k words

06 - Shota's Minecraft Girlfriend

07 - It's my turn to use the braincell

08 - It's Giving Control Freak | 1.7k words

09 - Enemies 👹 to Enemies 😊

10 - Damage Control

11 - I have the mind of a mastermind

12 - Potato Chips | 1.8k words

13 - DRUGS?? 😱😱

14 - Real Men Clean Bathrooms | 2.4k words

15 - Dr Dilf

16 - L + Ratio + Y/n will never love you

17 - Stuco Rizz | 2.1k words

18 - From homies to nomies

19 - De-yassified

20 - Mama I'm in love with a criminal | 1.6k words

21 - Prison Wife Era

22 - Family Vacation | 2.9k words

23 - Please No Feelings | 2.5k words

24 - Trauma Bonded ❤ | 1.9k words

25 - BREAK HIS HEART ❗❗

26 - This wasn't part of the plan | 1.9k words

27 - Gold Star

28 - Good Boy Gone Bad ❌ Good Boy Gone Sad ✔

29 - If it isn't the consequences of my own actions

30 - No More Hobocore

31 - Somebody that you used to know | 1.2k words

32 - Jongseob Marriage Counsellor

33 - Cute, platonically

34 - Where we went wrong | 3.2k words

35 - Ronald McDonald if he slayed

36 - No More Mr Nice Guy

37 - It's Giving Grease | 3.0k words

38 - The Updated Dress Code | 0.5k words

39 - Do-over Date | 2.6k words

FINALE - #savejungwonfromyn

TAG LIST (closed): @kang-yeosangs-initials @kpopstanmeg @b1ndignity @soobiverse @dudufodd @mikadorbs @pagesofmiracles @tya0 @ilovewonyo @bringer-ofchaos @huening-ly @latriii @callmeblondie @run2min @straykids-riley (can't tag) @rikimylove @chaechae-23 @lacimolela @n1ght-maring (can't tag) @luvvsjungwonn @yenqa @tzuyusluv @viyqe @vocaloshin @deadgirlwalking3 @flamiricky @hanniesss @grayscorner @wonqr @neozon3nha @beomgyusonlywife @ahnneyong @lani-heart @jayujus @str4wb3rizz @yunwonie @danielleismyname @spilled-coffee-cup @jaylans-stuff @oceanmsxoxo @j-wyoung @mrowwww @lazy-miya @shinsou-rii @minkyungseokie @s7noo @beatr2x @thatoneembarrasingmoment @soobawrz

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moralesluvr · 11 months

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˚ʚ workout ft. miles morales ɞ˚

♡ pairings & aus: earth42!miles morales x fem!black!reader ♡ warnings: some swears, a little suggestive ♡ summary: you tell miles as a joke that you think you're stronger than him, so he takes you to the gym as a challenge to complete one of his workouts. ♡ a/n: need this man as my gym buddy BADDDLYYYY ♡ got a request? | masterlist ♡

"BABY, ION' THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOU TALKIN' BOUT."

Miles chucked as his thumbs continued to click away at his controller, curses occasionally leaving his lips as he shot at something on the TV. You were propped in his lap as he played, his arms wrapped around your waist as you would adjust your position on his thigh every once and a while.

"No, Miles, I know it. I'm way stronger than you." You boasted with pride, the sound of your boyfriend's doubtful scoff filling your ears. He heard you pout in response, so he put his controller down and let his character run free as he turned you around, face meeting his as his hand placement relocated to your lower thighs.

"I love you and all," Miles started, and you could practically see the snicker in his voice, "But you not stronger than me, mami, I think we both know that."

"Yes I am." You insisted, "Have you seen my legs?"

Miles tuts at you with a laugh, squeezing the soft skin of your thigh that he was holding, "Nuh uh, we not jus' talkin' 'bout legs, I mean everything."

"But since you insist you stronger than me...we finna go to the gym. You and me."

Your eyes widened, the realization of your predicament hitting you like a train. Uncomfortably, and also out of doubt, you slid off of Miles' lap and placed your hands on your stomach, face puffing, "Can't go. 'M sick."

"Bae, you know you not sick." Miles snorted as he stood up, eyes placed on you carefully. The gleam in his eyes told you that he wasn't taking no for an answer, so you sighed and threw your head back at your fate, wallowing to your drawers to find workout clothes to wear.

Miles was already dressed for the occasion, clad in a white compression tee and basketball shorts. He sat back on your bed until you found a pair of Nike pros and a Lululemon top he bought you a while back. Your face shone of embarrassment when Miles peeped that the tag was still on it.

"Baby, you mean to tell me you had me buyin' that ugly shit just for you not to wear it? Oh nah, you gon' start workin' out with me now." He rose an eyebrow at you, and you gave him a light chuckle,

"It's not ugly! And workin' out around other people makes me anxious, they always be starin'." You shrugged, slipping off a pair of Miles' shorts as they pooled around your ankles. Stepping out of them, you jumped to get your Nike pros on, making Miles chuckle. You frown.

"Nothing is funny."

"What's funny is you tryna get them lil' shorts on." Miles snickered, hand up to his mouth as he flashed you all of his pearly whites. You gave him a nonchalant shrug as you ripped the tag off of your shirt, taking your old one off and slipping it on, "Not my fault. My ass is just fat."

"Can't even argue with that." Miles agreed, making a smirk dance on your lips as you finished putting on your clothes, finding a pair of shoes to wear as well. Finally, you stood up, grabbing a hair tie and scurrying over to where your boyfriend was sitting on the bed.

"Tie my hair up?"

Miles gives you a nod, a rasp lacing his voice as he tells you to come to him, so you do, and he places you in his lap as he pulls back your braids, securing them into a ponytail. You turn around to face him, rubbing your head, "Damn, I said tie my hair up, not tie my braincells up! Why is it so tight?"

"Want it to fall out?" Miles questioned you inquisitively, and when you shook your head no, he stood up with you and murmured an 'Exactly', making you roll your eyes.

He grabbed his keys and wallet, hand intertwined with yours as you left your lone apartment. Anxiety played on your nerves as you made your way to Miles' car, where he opened the door for you as you climbed inside.

The ride on the way to the gym was fairly silent, other than the music that was bumping through the speakers, which you would occasionally bop your head to.

Before you knew it, you had arrived, and you were freaking out on the inside. This whole idea of who was stronger had easily become a nuisance, all because of a joke, but you knew better to say it anyways, because you knew how your lover was.

But, you got yourself into this mess, so you didn't really have anyone else to blame.

You and Miles quickly checked in, setting your belongings into a cubby. As he locked it, he looked down at you, "So, where we goin' first, ma?"

"Um.." you looked around, mainly for anything that looked like it didn't have a lot of people watching, or occupied there. "Squats?"

Miles chuckled, and you froze.

This was not going to go well.

You both made your way to the squat station, where Miles stood by the rack of weights as you took a deep sigh, walking up to the bar.

"What do you start with?"

"Huh?" You murmured, making Miles roll his eyes as he leaned on the rack.

"Baby, what's your starting weight. As in, how much do I need to put on this bar for you to not fall over and bust yo ass."

Your lips flattened out at him as you flipped him off. He didn't retaliate, as his victory would be enough retaliation for your response, so he just grabbed two fives and slid them on each side.

He then walked behind you as you picked the bar up with your shoulders, the 55-pound weight resting on you.

Miles stood behind you carefully, arms at either side of your waist as he gave you an encouraging, light pat on your behind. You sucked in a breath and squatted, quickly popping back up as you smiled to yourself, hanging the bar back up on the rack.

The weight eventually piled up, until a 45 and a 25 were on each side of the bar, making you wince underneath the weight. Your boyfriend did nothing but encourage you as you started to squat, the weight making your knees buckle as you popped back up, letting out a strong wheeze. You stepped away from the rack and placed your hands on your hips, leaning over as you look up at Miles, who laughed,

"You did good, babe," He started, "But that's my starting weight."

Sighing, you caught your breath, not even caring that Miles inevitably beat you in your challenge, you were just happy that you got to show him that you were strong. Maybe not as or stronger than him, but you did have your own level of strength that you could be proud of.

But, out of your curiosity, you turned around to see Miles literally repping your weight. He just kept adding plates like a madman, until the bar was practically filled to the brim. That's when you saw him grow tired, the bar clanking against the rack as he stood up, wiping a bead of sweat from his forehead.

"How...how much was that?" You asked him, and he gave you nothing but a mischieveous smirk as he spoke,

"505."

You groaned at him, "Fine. You won."

"Hm, what was that?" He asked you, holding up a hand to his ear as you rolled your eyes at him. You didn't feed his ego, instead, you just reached up on your tippy toes, granting a warm kiss on his cheek,

“You win.”

𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 ☻ thank you for reading!

𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓🕷️: @queenesther996 // @wydney // @rinnyisnothere // @brieryann // @starhrtz // @daisydark // @randomhoex // @solanawrld // @whore4hobie // @tanakaslastbraincell // @simp4miguell // @nyrovi3 // @aziulsworld @enchantingfoxsparkles // @mancerseedu // @cafehyunji @personofyou // @mcdvsr // @calliarlerte // @pr0wlerpunk @tzuyuzzs // @clearskiiiess // @vienreina // @pixqlsin /// @stvrgrl // @zerosinterweb // @mookiebut // @urmotherswhor3 // @cumbermovels // @asmobeuses // @yanghees // @popeheywardssecretgf // @mxspiderman2099 // @scryarchives // @rksses // @mmst4rz

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#spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman: across the spiderverse #miles morales x black!reader #earth 42 miles morales x reader #miles morales x you #earth 42 miles morales fluff #miles morales #miles morales x y/n #miles morales earth 42 x reader #miles x reader #miles morales x reader #prowler miles #atsv miles morales #miles morales x black reader #‧₊˚✩ — 𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐒!

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todayisawthewhxlewxrld · 5 months

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spellbound: don’t hmu

ch23

masterlist

-me 🤝 megumi

^emotionally constipated and socially stunted

-just the sillies being silly

-that’s all for today kittens daddy OUT!

-someone is reading my bnha smaus… plz look me in the eyes this isn’t like u… bae plz there’s help out there… u don’t have to do this… take my hand it’ll be okay…

LINK TO A MASTERLIST OF HELP LINKS FOR PALESTINE, CONGO, AND SUDAN

taglist!🦂

@bloombb @kasumitenbaz @basically-an-anime-stan-acct @deegausserr @slowlyholypeanut @iluv-ace @sad-darksoul @secretanimesimp @satforsatoru @bbysatoruuu @nerdiel-has-no-braincells @1l-ynn @lu-spizzeria @nymphsdomain @babydoll-143 @1plwushie @k4romis @ynverse @r0ckst4rjk @chilichopsticks @ryoiii @mood-romantica @st1rvoid @pastatata @morgyyyyyyy @venusinx @lees-chaotic-brain @nishii28 @emii4evr @honeyfewr @nobody289x @afatalheat @hopeladybug @becsmarvel @bakugouswh0r3 @enigmaticnephilim @nanamiswifes @you-always-made-me-blush @everythingseasoning @jayathelostdragon @tranzumaki @saesofficialwife @delulusuga @tar0sw0rld @hexrts-anatomy @camilo-uwu @revrse @tanchosanke @ashfrommyfire @liveincans @gyuville

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ghostieeeee · 4 months

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𝐈𝐓𝐙 𝐈𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂->

ᶜᵘᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉ ✄-----------------------------------------

Some of the following images are in a set of twos (you'll see what I mean if you click on Lia's or Yuna's). This was so I could fit all of the itzy profiles in one post.

ᶜᵘᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉ ✄-----------------------------------------

Y/n L/n->

The crackhead of ITZY, slightly older than Yuna, Yeji’s “girlfriend”, says sorry to inanimate objects, lowkey random asf, most likely to be a criminal, somehow doesn't know who NMIXX are at all, owns a cat she calls buddy.

Hwang Yeji->

The immature mother of ITZY, gets no respect even as the oldest member, duality is definitely her specialty, slightly clumsy, encouraging words, confidence booster, likes sweets.

Choi Lia->

The lifeline of ITZY, doughnut enjoyer, cucumber hater, napping advocate, talks a lot when frustrated, gaslighter, smiles when nervous, instigator #1

Shin Ryujin->

The girlcrush of ITZY, lives for pay day, bag full of random items, British accent from watching Harry Potter, spoiler queen, ultimate girl crush, anti-men supporter, instigator #2

Lee Chaeryeong->

The braincell of ITZY, knows too much, would trade her members for a signed Girls Generation album, honestly done with ITZY- especially lia and y/n, savage Queen, impatient, scared of almost everything.

Shin Yuna->

The maknae of ITZY, lowkey hilarious, meme keeper, curious child, has beef with little kids, biggest blink ever, confidence is 11/10, forgetful, friends with a Bae and Kyujin.

ᶜᵘᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉ ✄-----------------------------------------

: After bumping into NMIXXs Sullyoon, Y/n can't help but find herself crushing over the girl. However, with this new interest comes just a few minor problems… and her bandmates, for one, are almost ready to throw her to the streets with how Y/n goes about getting her attention.

ᶜᵘᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉ ✄-----------------------------------------

𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 | 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 | 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓

ᶜᵘᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉ ✄-----------------------------------------

𝐓𝐀𝐆 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓: [𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍]

@kazuhatheloml @vex91 @airice @idkwhatim-doinghere101

#nmixx #sullyoon x fem reader #sullyoon smau #sullyoon #sullyoon x reader #nmixx sullyoon #itzy #chaeryeong #yuna #yeji #ryujin #lia #smau

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antisocialgaycat · 9 months

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an intro cos i havent done one yet lols

hello fun funky fresh and fabulous people, i am elle or elliot and i use they/them pronouns. i am part of many fandoms but the only one ill really be posting abt is newsies because its been replacing my each and every one of my braincells with hc ideas since i first watched it. be warned: i am very much a theatre kid.

I guarantee

Though I crapped out, I ain't tapped out!

i also speak/am learning a hell load of languages so lets look at them shall we

english: which i am legally fluent in and i speak it pretty good but ask me abt the weather and i will not respond (cos i cant lol)

fronch: learning it through my school, its kind of slay but at the same time it also very much not (maybe cos of the teacher lol) fun fact about french sports: if it has balls, its masculine (i sincerely apologise but its true)

yiddish: my first language :) this is the language that my auntie taught me when i was young, i then forgot most but got in touch with my aunt again and regained fluency. she is dead now but i will make an effort to keep speaking it as much as possible

indonesian: i can speak the basics cos i did it with my ps and ive been to indonesia a couple of times

german: i know a bit cos yiddish is similar and i know some conversational basics and shit

one of the indigenous australian languages: i can say an acknowledgement to country in my local indigenous language but i wont say which it is cos then people could figure out where i live and thats not the vibes

italian, spanish, polish, portugese, hebrew, russian, german, auslan: i can swear in all of these languages plus the ones above minus yiddish cos my fam dont swear and i dont trust google translate (i also know at least one insult all the languages on duolingo minus high valkyrian or however its spelt)

so yuh. languages.

other things abt me that idk where to put so im making a list:

i am irl friends with @just-sarah-xx and @quackethh (i tag them as #bestieboowifeyforlifey or #shawty bae <3<3<3 and #bitch (un)affectionate respectively) and also @boywithabeanie and @elemelom and @justalittleegg and others but i cannot be bothered tagging them right now (sorry)

australia is better than new zealand and clarinets are better than flutes

i do way too much performing arts for it to be considered healthy

i play/played cricket, netball, soccer and ice hockey (thats a joke ice hockey is actual so bad normal hockey is so much better and i will die by that)

i am a demiromantic asexual non-binary lesbian (thats a lot of words woah) and i get the most hopeless crushes on people its not even funny (unless ur my friends then its fucking hilarious) (looking at u sarah)

i will tag any original post with #just a load of garbage so if u dont want to see all my thoughts then js block the tag lols

so yuh

thats my intro

#just a load of garbage #intro post #yes i edited this fight me abt it

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xanuchi · 2 years

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So...We have Octavinelle and Pomefiore reaction of the basically: dad sneeze- I think it's time for Heartslabyul to hear the beautiful symphony 💫

So can I request Heartslabyul reacting to the demonic sneeze? 👀

I would sell my soul to see Riddle's reaction-

Anyway, have a great day/night whatever it is where you are 🧚🏼‍♀️💫

JAJWJAJWJAJE HELPP LESSGOO WE GET THE CRACKHEAD BOIS 💪💪‼️✨✨✨(ง'̀-'́)ง✨ HAKSSJSM

I believe Heartslabyul all share one single braincell tbh ANYWHAIEJWODH (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

riddle rosehearts; 🌹

Carefully sleeping beside Riddle, he focused on doing his work.

This tWink rEFUSEs to allow himself to get any sleep without at least memorising five different words learnt in class and going over every single sH i T T Y ASS SUBJECT—

As the quiet snores gently echoed in the dark room, a dimly lit lamp held barely enough light, because of yo biTCH AsS can't sleep with too much light smh PUSSY 😱😱 /j

(A/N: ily my lil rose-san , *kiss kiss*)

He would quietly watch over you before turning back to his work, and until then, he had finished;

Riddle can't take his eyes off you while sleeping, he utterly adores it.. So he leans in softly, admiring your face

When your humble face, pink lips slightly open apart.. he can't help but see your pretty face shimmer under the moonlight.

Riddle leans in closer.. and closer.. cupping your cheek softly..—

BITCH WAKE THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING WOKE UP ACCIDENTALLY INHALING SOME DUST AND HEADBUTTED THE POOR BOY WHILE HE WAS SCREAMING—

ON TOP OF IT UR ATROCIOUS ASS SNEEZE SCARING HIM TO DEATH —

HELDOEJDOWHDJR !/!'‼️‼️ someoNE CALL THE POLICE ;;;; SATAN LITERALLY POSSESSED YOU iN FRONT OF HIM

gOD KnowS HOw rIDDLe wOuLd eXplAIN thaT unhOly aSs nOISE tO TREY AND CaTEr sEnpAi.

Prefect-san. Have you considered ✨therapy.✨

genuinely questions if sOMETHING POSSESSED YOU THEN SUDDENLY YOU GO BACK TO SLEEP LIKE??? EWISKEDHJ?!?!!?!

Needless to say, Riddle wAS dYING whILsT HIDING IN THE CORNER —

shawty bae needing pope francis, he gonna appear for the third time y'all–

Oh fuck you feel another one comING- RIDDLE FUCKIGNGNTJ R U N 🏃‍♀️🏃🏃‍♂️💨💨💨

trey clover ; ♣️

This muscular ass man fLINCHED sO HEAVILY;; Like both of you were just minding your own business in the kitchen.

He was just happily making Riddle new desserts to try with various ingredients scattered and littered throughout the dry desk basked in white flour, drops of water somewhat scattered as he kneaded the dough so pasSIonATElY wekwjejAjejdj

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (A/N: totally not a trey simp cOUGHSJDJE but fr though have yoU seen hIS ARMS?!!?!)

"Ah, buttercup. Mind passing me the flour? I think the dough is getting sticky again.."

You happily obliged to his request. Your eyes sparkled happily as you hopped off the chair you were sat on and helped him sprinkle some of the flour upon the table.

Before you knew it, yo dumbass fucking snorted soME Of the flour accidentally lIKE IT WAS THE ✨MAGICAL WHITE POWDER✨

damn fr prefect getting high on that guud shit.

THE UNGODLY COLOSSAL SNEEZE HE HEARD WAS SOMETHING THAT REACHED BEYOND ANY UNIVERSE - aNY SINGLE PLANET

IT WAS A MIX BETWEEN AGONY AND PAIN AND SATANS CRIES AND SCREAMS THAT SENT TREY FLYING WITH WAR FLASHBACKS

SHAWTY U GOOD??!! 🧍

anyways your dumdum bubblegum ass not only made his soul evaporate with his glasses cracked;

the flour was sent flying everywhere which caused you to sNeEZE ONCE MORE —

HELSOHDOWJD this was normal to you.

cater diamond ;♦️

Cuddling your gentle boyfriend who cares ever so much, you both sat on your bed, listening to him ramble about all sorts of things that happened to him this afternoon.

Cater was thrilled to show you multiple pictures of him on vacation, birthdays, family pictures before he entered NRC, and his baby pictures of course becauS why nOt :DDDD

Occasionally stumbling across pictures of him and his sisters where he'd be doused in makeup, dresses adorned with candy accessories and lacey ballgowns fit for a typical 5 year old girl. (Mother must've sent him that.)

He hesitantly scrolled past them, holding you closer as he chuckled softly.

hOwEVER—

This scene quickly escalated as the moment Mr Weasley— Yhhhshdjd 😩 Cater, pressed on the fUcking settings oN hiS magicaM accOunt—

Oh my fUCK. The moment you let out a gigantic sneeze bigger than Idia's will to live— His heART DROPPED D E A D.

MANS LET OUT THE MOST GIRLY HIGH PITCHED SCREAM AS HE SEES YOU FULL ON LAUNCH YOUR HEAD BACK AND HEARD THE MOST POWERFUL SNEEZE RIPPED OUT —

NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HE ALSO WAS JUST ABOUT TO PRESS THE "DELETE" BUTTON ON HIS MAGICAM ACCOUNT— bESTIE ISTG IF U EVER- 🏃💨💨💨🔫🔫

He swears he just witnessed Satan secretly possessing you right then and there offering him nO FUCKING MERCY TO HIS EARS—

the boi is crying.

he's crying.

go comfort him now you satanic cute ass gremlin🔫😤😤😤💖

ace trappola ; ♥️

So basically, your unholy ass "sneeze" is the basic equivalent to Fluttershy's "Scream."

sO OF COURSE HEUDHEHDU(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

Ya gotta take advantage of that, darling.💪✨

Whenever his dumbass decides to tease Deuce and pick a fight with Grim, you're almost essentially sO wrOng for this bUTHAHWJAHS ITS SO UNGODLY FUNNY TO SEE HOW HE JUST SHUTS HIS MOUTH WHENEVER YOU'RE ABOUT TO "SNEEZE" ON COMMAND—

I bless his fucking soul if you can actually sneeze on command because that means you have total control over him 24/7 AND HE WILL SUBMIT TO YOUR WILL —

Let me explain. The first time he'd had heard your sweet, innocent ass sneeze like an elephant that had suffocated satan in its fucking stomach— Let me tell you he was shaking, beGGING CRYING AND SOBBIGNWJJDWIDHSHSHHAH

HE SHUT HIS MOUTH SO SILENTLY AND BEGS YOU DON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN KFHSOEJWSKSKDHSH

ELSE, HE'LL ACTUALLY START TEARING UP WHILE SCREAMING HAKSHAKSJWKS

The bitch has to almost cover your fucking mouth and nose whenever you are about to sneeze with or without command. and you swat his hand away and leT SATAN LOOSE—

why do you do this to him HEKSOWHSOWJDJS

deuce spade ; ♠️

Honestly, the same thing goes for Ace except Deuce actually tries to control himself before he ever gets a chance to pick a fight with someone.

Deuce knows better than to mess with his S/O, knowing that despite his strength physically, emotionally you're able to silence him if he becomes too rowdy.

BUT OH HEAVENS, WHEN YOU SNEEZE HE ACTUALLY STARTS SCREAMING LIKE CATER AHAKAJEJWJD

HE'S ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED BUT BY GOD IF AIR RAID SIRENS AND IPHONE EARRAPE ALARMS WERE A PERSON, IT'D BE YOU, PREFECT-SAN.

sobsob why must you damage his ears with the moST SCARIEST Sneeze he had ever heard.

Mans never experienced the dad sneeze before (i felt bad for saying thATHIADHKASHAKDH) BUT PLS 💀💀 AT LEAST HE DOES NOW??? LMFAOOAAOAO

In other occasions when it's just private moments with you and him, he starts to get paranoid whether you'll do it aGAINFHAJSAJS

likE ITS ONE THING TO DO IT IN PUBLIC WHERE OTHER NOISES MAY BLOCK IT aka riddles incoherent chihuahua barking at floyd who merely ✨exists✨.

bUT LIKe?? TO DO IT IN DROP-DEAD SILENCE WHERE ITS JUST THE TWO OF YOU,?

you start to pour and think that he hates spending time with you when in reality he's just terrified if you will sneeze again and it might knock him into a coma HAISJLWSJWLDJEIDJEJ

Send jESUS, HE MIGHT TRY TO COVER YOUR MOUTH IF YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNEEZE AND THE BITCH HAS LIKE uHhHh

SPIDEY SENSES YKYK?? HE'S DEFINITELY GOING TO FEEL YOUR SNEEZE COMING AND IMMEDIATELY COVER YOUR MOUTH WHILE UR THRASHING ABOUT AND SOBBINGWHKDSHKAJSK

Heartslabyul boys are the most chaotic thanks to Spade and Trappola. Have it at that and enjoy torturing them with all your power. HAJAHWKWJD

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drummah-in-a-rocknroll-band · 1 year

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dead poets society but it’s my quote book part 3? (or 2 idk anymore)

charlie: “rizzler of oz here we come”

cameron: “no! stop trying to culture me”

charlie: “neil perry is my shawty bae”

nolan: “charlie what happened? do you have a braincell to tell me?”

(after charlie accidentally pulled the fire alarm right before a concert)

neil: “Im about to go be the white girl in a horror movie”

pitts: “why are they touching tips”

meeks(angerly): they’re kissing! What are you? homophobic?”

charlie: “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NEIL?”

neil: “asking what’s right with you might have an easier answer”

charlie (mockingly): “i’m a tenor player! i need a bigger saxophone to compensate!”

neil: "what are those?"

todd: "drugs."

neil: "what kind??"

todd: "the legal kind"

mr. keating: “Im king of the nerds! Im king!”

neil: “i’m getting bullied by the wind”

charlie: “you’re getting wullied”

charlie: “Heyyyy, can I have that”

knox: “It’s in our pit it’s ours.”

charlie: “I’ll give you a kiss.”

knox (Quickly): “You can just have it”

charlie to knox: “you gotta get some bitches”

#dead poets society #my quotes #neil perry #todd anderson #steven meeks #gerard pitts #charlie dalton #richard cameron #knox overstreet #this is mostly for vee :)#he asked me to make another like a month ago and i completely forgot until now

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theficblog · 1 year

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🥺🥺

Im sorry i forgot your birthday when you remembered mine ☹️

But i hope today was a good day for you and if it wasnt i hope that the remaining days of your life have happy moments you will be able to remember 💚🫂

Thank you for being my friend and always talking to me even when im annoying or when i spam you too much (cause lets be honest i do spam)

It's fun talking with you and making up fun aus with each other 😭 please continue to grow up well Bae 🧸 may all your dreams come true and flowers grow wherever you choose to go

awwwwww my teddy you didnt forget it dw you just never knew i never told but thankyouuuuuu so much 💛♥️🩷🦋🌻🥺 no you never annoy me and i absolutely love talking to you we share same braincells and a dead sense of humour, thankyou sooooo much for your kind wishes tooo babe ily 💛💛💛💛💛💗💗💗💗

#ash #you are so cute and def listening to my youth #thankyouuuuuuuuu

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letmedisolveintomoss · 2 years

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Out of context things I feel like the twst characters have said

Riddle: I deeply relate to Miles Edgeworth right now

Cater: I COULD go broke going to therapy, OR I could be a whore for free

Trey: Hey guys, it's me, the braincell, we should not fucking do that

Duece: Hey is it gay to want to kiss pretty guys or is that normal?

Ace: Make that pussy pop like Gatorade

Leona: I'll be back, I'm going to go and teach my nephew swears

Ruggie: *picks up paper towel tube* *screams into it*

Jack: Wait, why am I the mom!?

Azul: ALRIGHT WHO SNICHED TO MY MOM

Jade: I'm the type of gay your parents never warned you about

Floyd: I'm only a slut in the aesthetic of being slutty

Kalim: My sexuality is the least of my problems right now

Jamil: The Wiggles are not bae and I wish you would stop saying they are

Vil: *singing* something 'bout you, makes me feel like a ~d a n g e r o u s w o m a n~

Rook: Have you ever found someone so attractive that you want them to kill you?

Epel: I just realized that I'm probably the only person here who has been shoulder deep in livestock to help in the birthing process

Idia: Hey Ortho, what's the world record for the loudest scream?

Ortho: Every day I fight the urge to push old people down the stairs

Malleus: *on the verge of tears* Why are babies so small?

Lilia: Give me a sec, I'm trying to remember if I've committed war crimes or not

Silver: Once I figure out how to fix what's wrong with me, it's over for you fuckers

Sebek: Lilia, what's vore? Please, stop laughing and answer me!

Crowley: Listen, there's a bottle of peach schnapps under my desk if you need it

Crewel: If there is a god, it's a cruel one, because no caring god would give Cerberus three heads and give me only two hands

Trein: If I catch any of you being transphobic, I will fail you until you become a decent person

Vargas: Oranged juice

Sam: I would literally risk it all right now for some good gumbo

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st0rmyskies · 1 year

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May I do one of those answer all the questions things again? Mwah😘

Of course you may bae. Let's get to the ones I didn't get asked.

Under the cut for length.

✨What's a fic you've posted you wish you could breathe life into again and have people talking about it? (or simply a fic you wish got more credit)

I have too many active projects to have any that I want people talking about more. If anything I wish I could stay focused on one series HSH as opposed to having the braincell pulled in 800 other directions.

💫what is your favorite kind of comment/feedback?

Live reacts are the shit. Really though any thought-out comment makes my day. I put a lot of effort in to what I put out there, so having that recognized - to have people pick out subtle themes or characterization notes or what have you - is really rewarding.

🌈is there a fic that you worked *really fucking hard on* that no one would ever know? maybe a scene/theme you struggled with?

I think y'all know that I work pretty hard on what I put out there. My biggest struggle right now is the climax of HSH, just too many moving parts and I need to make sure I do everyone justice. Yes, even Number.

🦋what are you most insecure about when you post a fic?

Whether or not I'm outing one of my own weird kinks.

🌿how does creating make you feel?

Relaxed. Stressed. Elated. Drained. Productive. Like I'm wasting my time.

🎈describe your style as a writer; is it fixed? does it change?

Hard question. Like, my style of getting things down or putting words in order or ???. Idk I'm stubborn so perhaps I'm fixed.

🎉how often do you celebrate completing & posting a work? how often do you give yourself the credit/validation that you seek from others when you post? (if you don't, you should!)

Completing and posting a work feels good, but I don't really seek validation through posting. I just... put it out there. Read it, or don't.

💞what's the most important part of a story for you? the plot, the characters, the worldbuilding, the technical stuff (grammar etc), the figurative language

The language, by far. Language can either immerse you in a given scene or bitchslap you straight out of it. It can make a given character's actions seem brash or planned, their motivations selfish or selfless. The importance of word choices CANNOT be overstated.

🕯️was there a fic that was really hard on you to write, or took you to a place you didn't think it would take you?

Among Us got really hard to write because the ending is Not Good. That story helped me realize that I really can't do bad endings.

🍭why did you start writing?

Because I wanted to read Marth/Roy (SSBM) fic and couldn't find anything I enjoyed well enough.

🤲what do YOU get out of writing?

I get to create the kind of stories I'm interested in reading.

☯️how do you think engaging with each other through tumblr, twitter, comments, kudos, creates healthy fandom experiences? How do you deal with that if you're not a social person/experience social anxiety?

Engaging with fans and other creators through tumblr and discord has really broadened my creative horizon. It's made me think about the potential of characters I otherwise wouldn't have considered exploring, and explore sides of characters I didn't even imagine could be there.

💌share something with us about an up-and-coming work (WIP) that has you excited!

80% sure that by the end of HSH: The Brave, Time is going to be walking with a cane.

#stormy asks #toadbae asks #writer ask game

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aventurinio · 3 months

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heyyy random anon!! how ya doin? hopefully otw to find your long-lost braincells. anyways, hana, you can just ignore them. they are not worth your time. not too sure what else to say, so imma go back to hiding under a rock til something piques my attention... hope you have a nice rest of your day, love <3

-broccoli

Bae you wlways make me happy🤧 and fr tho i think they like me- gotta be positive in life no?

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incorrect-hololive · 2 years

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Question specifically designed to torment you since you are a polyEN supporter:

What are your thoughts on the ‘odd one out’ role that happens when 5-girl gens get separated into two 1on1 pairings? Think Bae before BaeRyS was born, and KronMei and Sauna were going strong, or back further to the early days of AmeSame and TakaMori where Ina was just kind of drawing by herself.

… also what’s a decent ship name for Haachama x Calli, I feel like there could be something there.

AUGHHGDF thank you for the torment!

Honestly my thoughts on it are/were kind of a mix of "yeah, that's fair I guess" and also "LET THEM BE IN AN OT3 YOU COWARDS"

Back then in those days of heavy AmeSame and TakaMori, I had actually been in team Ina/5th Gen to cope with the fact that InAme wasn't the big pair LMAO; she'd done a bunch of collabs with Nene and Polka at the time so that mostly fuelled it. Honestly Ina/JP in general!

As for Bae, I'd initially paired her up with Mumei because of their pre-debut interactions! But then also had her as the "one rational braincell" of the group who didn't suffer gay panic for the sake of her fellow Councilmem; alas, BaeRyS happened and now they all hold hands

HaachaCalli? HaaCalli? HaaMori?? There definitely is some wild, chaotic, hilarious potential there anon 👀

#not quote #holos and headcanons

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koumeowkami · 10 months

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would bae household able to survive if hajun isn't there lol

he's pretty much the only one with braincells in that house so, no 👍🏼

#ask #🍒; vanie!#anne is too emotionally driven and allen is simply a dumbass <3 #never liked hajun but i'm glad he's out there taming those two little beasts who live with him

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burntb4bydoll · 11 months

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I CANT DEAL WITH STUFF GOING IN/NEAR MY MOUTH I REALLY WANT AN EYEBROW,BRIDGE,(ONE IM NOT GOING TO SAY🤭💀),NOSE, AND TONGUE EVEN THO THATS ME MOUTH

I LITERALLY WANT ALL OF THOSE??? BAE I THINK WE REALLY DO SHARE BRAINCELLS

#bored0writer my cutie pie🥰

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martianbugsbunny · 2 years

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OUAT Thoughts Pt.28--Episodes 14-15

I have watched through S3E15; spoilers DNI. Also, spoiler warning for anyone further behind than I am.

—I think Bae’s death might’ve destroyed me even more than Rumple’s death. I didn’t really believe Rumple would be killed permanently. This one I do believe. What’s the point of bringing Rumple back if he can’t be with his son anymore?

—Rumple finally gave up the dagger for Bae. How dare that be in the same episode as Bae’s death! It’s too tragic.

—Tryna be positive here…it’s pretty hard. There were a lot of things about these episodes I adored, but A) I’m too focused on crying over Bae to remember them well, and B) many of them were related to Bae and Rumple.

—In this episode, I noticed that Bae’s face just lights up when he smiles. He has the most gorgeous smile lines around his eyes.

—I totally believe in bi4bi Rumbelle. Rumple’s seemed a lil fruity to me (on vibes only) since, like, day one. Belle’s outfit in the fairytale world, particularly the vest, is enough to encourage this headcanon. And it’s my headcanon, so I can have it either way. *shrugs* *dabs*

—Emma wanting to keep Henry’s old memories from him forever is really selfish. He has—well, now, only one other parent—but he has other family members who miss him. It’s especially cruel to Regina to want Henry in the dark. And it’s also not fair to Henry, because that was his real life, and because he deserves to know that he has another mom, a good man for his (dead) father, two grandfathers, and a grandmother.

—Snow’s pregnancy clothes are super cute. She’s got this adorable pink jacket that I absolutely love.

—I firmly believe that all of our heroes have a single braincell between them, and that the Wicked Witch has stolen it already. They’re all acting exceptionally stupid right now. This random lady they’ve never met shows up, claiming to have been a friend of one of Snow’s friends, and just happens to be well-versed in being a midwife? How is that not s u s at all, especially with the Wicked Witch running around?

—I was just thinking about how sweet Hook and Bae’s relationship could be, and now I’ll never get to see it again. They did that on purpose.

—And now Rumple is back in his basement cage. He’s completely under the Wicked Witch’s control. And he has nothing to ruminate on but his son’s death. There is literally nothing good in his life.

—Regina’s caught on to Robin being her soulmate. I hope she can work out her complicated feelings about that and start something with him.

—Rumple did look *fine* when he was resurrected from that goo. Although, his resurrection is now part of emotional damage, so…I can’t help looking back on that with a truckload of salt.

—Seriously, this sucks. I can’t stand it.

—I don’t think it would be possible for me to hate the Wicked Witch any more than I already do. Also, I’m bummed that it looks like I won’t actually be seeing most of the other Oz characters.

—That fear shadow thingy was freaky as hell. The glitchy way it moved was hideous. But it’s also a fun little philosophical idea, I guess.

—Rapunzel’s dress and tiara were ridiculously gorgeous. So shimmery and fancy. Also, Rapunzel being brunette from the start is interesting, although it doesn’t seem her hair has any magic in it. I’m not quite sure how I feel about that part.

—Actually, her entire introduction was little weird. I would’ve expected it to be a slightly more important event than a side quest for Charming. On the other hand, that’s refreshing. It somewhat allays my fears that the more modern princesses are going to hog the spotlight. (Especially the Frozen princesses. They terrify me.)

—They really need to work on a memory restoration for Henry. Him not knowing Regina is hurting me. Also, the fact that he doesn’t believe in magic anymore is depressing.

—I can’t believe we went through all of that just for Baelfire to die. It’s so unfair.

—I want Regina to smoke that Witch. I will admit, I’m impressed that OUAT can make that green biddy into even a little bit of a serious threat, but I don’t believe for a second that she’s more powerful than Regina. —If Rumple is forced to kill someone I or he cares about, I might have to quit the show.

—It was pretty stupid of Emma to leave Rumple in the forest by himself. Maybe it wouldn’t do any good to bring him with, considering the Wicked Witch has his dagger, but leaving him there? Not the most intelligent move Emma’s ever made.

—Charming is also the dumbest man alive not to have realized Snow was pregnant—or at least the most oblivious.

—His guilt over having to send Emma away is a decent plot bit, though. That scene where he dreamed about teaching her to dance for her first ball was so sad. It makes sense, and it will no doubt make thing with the new baby a little bit tense, and I’m all here for that.

—I’ve reached the end of the post, and even though I’ve found some positives, I’m still not over Bae’s death. Parents shouldn’t have to watch their children die—that’s that, the end, period. Stuff like Bae’s death, or like Philip Hamilton’s death in Hamilton, is painful to watch.

—It took me forever, but I finally realized that Emma was also Cassidy Sharp in This Is Us (which is, by the way, possibly the best family drama I’ve other seen, other than OUAT). Don’t know what triggered the epiphany, but it happened.

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