#bilbo's hobbit husband

[robindraconis]

Bilbo: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Thorin: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Bilbo: … Bilbo: You mean ring bearER, right? Thorin: … Bilbo: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

#the hobbit #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #bilbo #thorin #thorin oakenshield #incorrect quotes #omg I'm sorry guys I keep forgetting to post #it's for good though #i'm secretly writing a bagginshield fic #look out for that soonish #but for now have our favorite disaster husbands

[spoopyoopy]

Are we really surprised though?

#they are husbands #the hobbit #bagginshield #thilbo #the hobbit memes #the hobbit crack #lotr memes #bilbo baggins #thorin #thorin oakenshield

[nastiiuu]

They understand eachother

#bagginshield #bilbo baggins #gimli #frodo #lotr #hobbit #my art #they are proud husbands and dads #they have monthly meetings to gush about their families bc no one else will listen #i Imagine Bilbo having dwarf guards carry around pictures of thorin and Frodo #just so he can have an army of people show everyone his family at any given time #lmao

[kidhuzel]

Watching the extended edition of The Battle of the Five Armies convinces me that at least part of the screenwriting/directing/editing meant for the audience to be able to read into Bagginshield but be able to technically deny it for those who didn't want it.

The way Balin looked at Bilbo when talking about Thorin. The way Thorin hoarded Bilbo instead of the arkenstone. The way that all the other dwarves paused and stared when Bilbo received the mithril. The way that Bilbo says he took the arkenstone to stand against his claim, and Thorin says "you have no claim over me". The way that the cuts between Bilbo crying over Thorin to Tauriel crying over Kili aren't even subtle, they do it TWICE. They let HER talk about HIM, call it love, and it is called "true", and then show it's direct equal with Bilbo. Who doesn't say anything with Gandalf. What can he say, after all, that the Tolkien Share Holders wouldn't complain about? Especially in 2014?

If it were just about friendship, even a deep world-moving friendship, he wouldn't have struggled to call it that with Balin. He doesn't label it, because Balin knows. And he knows that. And in the shire, they already call him odd for not marrying a fine young lass. Of course he'd label that friendship. And nonetheless, he still pauses saying it then.

Richard Armitage put as much meaning behind his lines and his looks as he could. And Freeman, despite always getting shipped with his castmates on tumblr, seemed more committed to acting the widowed mourning role than Tauriel, and give twice the camera time for it too.

Tauriel's character created to be a shallow love interest as a Hollywood ploy felt cheap. Using her as a foil for Bilbo felt intentional. The people behind the movie have made it clear. Bagginshield was real. And that can never be taken from us.

#hobbit #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #balin #tauriel #kili #hobbit films #it was real #giving off aziraphale vibes with the *pause* friends business #and we see how the ineffable husbands has progressed in today's day and age #richard armitage #martin freeman

[fantasyinallforms]

The faces of fear

For what is fear compared to impending loss?

#the hobbit #our flag means death #good omens #bagginshield #thilbo #ineffable husbands #blackbonnet #bilbo baggins #black beard #Crowley #anthony j crowley

[nekrotiize]

This is my Good Omens review.

#good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #bagginshield #nekro.jpg

[xxsircharlesxx]

So like I went into 2023 with them:

And I’m exiting with these guys:

Idk how I went from that to this but oh well 🤷🏼, not complaing

(Also like to include that I still LOVE Bilbo and Thorin, #Bagginshield, but Hannibal and Will kinda snuck their way into the hyperfixations)

#idk wtf happened #sweet and cute to trauma and murder husbands #not that the hobbit wasn’t entirely sun and rainbows #but y’know #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #the hobbit #bagginshield #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannibal tv series #hannigram

[ahquadthesecond]

That time in the BOTFA where they went through characters mourning the loss of/suffering separation from their loved ones and then they just cut to Bilbo sitting by himself, looking like THIS.

#look at him! #he looks so dead #he's mourning the loss of his husband #who just died IN HIS ARMS #i cant #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #I SHIP IT #the hobbit #botfa #lotr #tolkien #first they had tauriel with kili #legolas leaving tauriel #thranduil remembering his wife #and then THIS #and then this

[bisexualmultifandommess]

Boffins AU where both Bilbo and Bofur raise Frodo after his parents die and Bofur is constantly showing Frodo off and carrying him around because he loves his new nephew/adopted son. He loves to cuddle both Frodo and Bilbo because they’re his entire world.

#anyone upsets them and bofur goes from the funny and kind dwarf to the protective dad and husband #he also loves to play with the other hobbit children especially merry and pippin #bofur definitely teaches frodo all kinds of songs and then frodo teaches them to merry and pippin #the lord of the rings #lord of the rings #lotr #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #bofur #bofur the dwarf #frodo baggins #bilbo x bofur #bofur x bilbo #boffins #bilbofur #au #alternate universe

[trianna-phoenix]

Made Christmas cookies with my family, do these little guys look familiar?

These are truly awful lol

#the hobbit #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #thorin x bilbo #bilbo fanart #christmas cookies #aziraphale #crowley #good omens #aziracrow #ineffable husbands

[wrenthemoralfander]

Thorin would the freak the fuck out if he sees Bilbo eating a tomato. As he thinks it’s poisonous.

Bilbo would be very confused as a result. 

#bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #Thorin would be concerned for his Hobbit Husband

[ninjiniz]

#good omens #good omens fanart #aziraphale #crowley #michael sheen #david tennant #ineffable husbands #the hobbit #the hobbit fanart #the lord of the rings #lotr #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #richard armitage #martin freeman #bagginshield #thilbo #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd fanart #taika waititi #gentlebeard #god that's a lot of tags

[greeneyed-thestral]

#can't my husband just stay close #the hobbit #hobbit #bilbo #bilbo baggins #thorin #bagginshield #martin freeman #the battle of the five armies #battle of the five armies #botfa

[nastiiuu]

They.

#bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #the hobbit #thorin x bilbo #my art #listen #I like to think that once they marry Thorin wears more loose clothing in private #and Bilbo is bedazzled with small but numerous jewellery #you know #so they match the other #bc they are soft husbands #also Bilbo has a bit of facial hair in here bc I said so

[code-dy]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if during the time Thorin worked as a blacksmith, he ended up marrying Bilbo for his money but Bilbo ended up agreeing to the marriage because the blue mountains is prime mushroom farming estate and the dwarrow just doesn't see the value to it? Like, they're both golddiggers who thinks the other is their sugardaddy or something and they both feel really guilty for only marrying the other for their material possession.

A slow burn fic where they slowly fall in love with one another but feels supper guilty in doing so.

Bilbo, who probably has gift-giving as his love language, keeps on buying things for Thorin and Thorin being super guilty about taking advantage of Bilbo's generosity and is now panicking that maybe Bilbo will stop supporting him financially when Bilbo finds out that he only married him for his money.

Thorin, who probably has acts-of-service or quality time as his love language, spends more time with Bilbo doing menial tasks and just is always there and Bilbo being super guilty that he's taking advantage of Thorin's "genuine feelings" to get access to those mushrooms that made all the other hobbits green with envy and is now panicking that maybe Thorin might stop his mushroom gathering privilegea once Thorin picks up on the real reason that he said yes to him.

Also dwarrow and hobbit cultural difference and miscommunication on what they value the most (dwarrow thinking that mushrooms as a courting gift is just scandalous, while hobbits thinks that giving money is akin to buying someone's affection or something)

#the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #anyways i just really like the thought of husbands falling in love #and them trying to court each other while they're already married #thorin shoving a basket of mushrooms at bilbo coz he heard hobbits like plants being like /i only have this/ #hobbits twittering to each other about how rich and romantic thorin is to spoil bilbo like that #while the dwarrow just despair about how low their king has fallen #bilbo seeing that basket and saying /marry me/ to thorin #then bilbo buying the most expensive ring at the mathom house which probably doesnt cost a lot coz yknow hobbits #bilbo presenting it to thorin and being like /heard you like stones/ #the dwarrow thinking about dang the size of that gem! wish that was me #hobbits tsking and chattering about how desperate bilbo must be for love. poor lad #he's been alone in that hole for years. desperate time for desperate people yknow #thorin being like /i already have the venue/ and doing mental calculations on how much money he could mooch of bilbo #this all came to mind while i was watching a documentary on why truffles are so expensive #im going to sleep now #no i wont be writing this into a fic #I'm barely literate in this language lmao #but if anyone wants to write it #send me a link when u do

[arafinweanappreciation]

Crack AU where instead of it being Thorin’s Company getting Bilbo to help them reclaim Erebor from Smaug, it’s Turgon and the Lords of Gondolin trying to find Gondolin. Nothing written in the Silmarillion has changed. Tuor and Maeglin are both there. Gondolin is still under the sea. They all remember what happened. At no point does anyone comment on any of this. They play out the entire plot of The Hobbit. Gandalf is still in charge.

#maeglin and tuor are obvs fili and kili in this scenario #except they openly hate each other #maeglin tries to convince the trolls to eat tuor first #idril upon hearing that a bunch of elves are trying to reclaim gondolin from the literal ocean: what a bunch of idiots #idril upon hearing that they are being lead by her husband and her father: oh no those are MY idiots #they get REALLY excited when they find the gondolondrim swords in the troll cave #elrond internally when they arrive in rivendell: this is a terrible idea but i can't just say that out loud to my great-grand father's FACE #(he can and he will actually) #the height difference between turgon and bilbo (or any other hobbit tbh) would be hilarious #please don't point out any flaws in the plot logic or whatever it's crack for a reason #the hobbit #silm crack #bilbo baggins #silmarillion #turgon #silm #maeglin #tuor #gondolin #glorfindel #ecthelion #lords of gondolin