#batman sick

[projectbatman193]

Seems I got the flu! Hehehe

#project batman #batman #bruce wayne #training #sick #sick day #flu #batman sick #not feeling well #under the weather #alfred #alfred pennyworth

[strangesickness]

i think it's hilarious that bruce's first instinct upon facing any issues in his parenting is "no more robin. effective immediately" like bro... you can't just go "you're not robin anymore" and expect them to REACT WELL????

bruce: gives his kid, who doesn't even know how to add fractions, a sense of importance stronger than most adults will ever have

robin: has anything bad happen to him, or experiences any negative emotions

bruce: hrm. i suppose i will take it all away now. because i love him.

robin: freaks the hell out and takes it extremely badly

bruce: hm. that went very well. i will make sure to employ this tactic with the next child.

#bruce wayne #robin #dc robin #robin dc #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #posts afflicted with a strange sickness #red's bat problem

[spicy-apple-pie]

Does this have a point? Yes. I wanted to see more soft dad Bruce and more of early Damian forced into accepting affection because he's sick.

Edit: this isn’t part of the adopted Damian au, this is canon Damian. He’s just so out of it because of the fever

Commission Info / Kofi

#batman #batman comics #batfam #the batfamily #the batfam #batfamily #batman dc #dc comics #dc #dcu #dc universe #bruce wayne #bruce wayne is a good dad #bruce wayne is a good parent #good dad bruce wayne #damian wayne #damian al ghul #damian wayne al ghul #damian al ghul wayne #robin #tim drake #timothy drake #tim drake wayne #timothy drake wayne #red robin #sick fic #batman fan art #batman fan comic #fan art #fan comic

[frownyalfred]

the batkids get Bruce some combination of horrifically drunk and high on Ivy’s pollen or something one night after a mission and they ask him the hottest question currently across all the leagues — how many JL members he’s slept with — thinking it’ll be something like two or three.

Bruce is facedown on the table and slowly puts up a hand. A full hand. Gasps around the room. The gasps turn into choking as the second slowly joins the first, slowly opening one by one like he had to count.

#dick: f-five?? #Jason: TEN???? #tim: slowly counting all the active league members and realizing one of them has to be Hal jordan #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #batdad #thoughts from the shower #since I’m sick on not on my treadmill tn

[enobariasteeth]

okay but reminder they hated this little guy enough to put his life up to a poll

#look at him #I’m going to be SICK #he’s actually the cutest thing I’ve ever seen #the way they treated him you’d think he was a war criminal wtf #he’s just a little guy!! #joker. Sheila. and DC…. #count ur fucking days #his curls!! #his little squishy face!! #I can’t believe they did that to him #truly makes no sense #batman #jason todd #batfam #dc #dcu #red hood

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: What does Damian want this time?

Dick: A fifty-dollar squirt gun.

Bruce: A fifty-dollar squirt gun? No really, what does he want?

Damian: Father, we're not talking an ordinary squirt gun. We're talking the Hydrosat 3000Z.

Bruce: That's nice, son. Pretty steep ask though, maybe for the holidays.

Damian: Hey great, a water gun in December. I'll be the little boy spreading pneumonia.

#source: boy meets world #bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #nightwing #damian wayne #robin #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw sick mention

[moider-time]

Y'know what I want? I want sick Bruce Wayne.

I want a Bruce that babies his kids when they're sick. He goes all out. 6'4 muscle-bound Jason Todd is getting tucked into bed with a kiss on the forehead to check his temperature and whines if Bruce forgets.

As good as his memory is, Bruce can't exactly remember what Thomas and Martha used to do when he was sick. They had a routine but the intricacies of it constantly escape him. As little as that may be, it does pang every now and again that he's forgetting them, forgetting how they loved him. He doesn't want that for any of his kids.

So he babies them, treats them like the little kids he knows they aren't and rarely if ever got to be. He deals with any vomit, tears or just general irritation that comes with being sick. It gets to point where when the kids are sick and Bruce isn't home, they can barely function.

Dick: THIS IS IT- THIS IS THE END

Wally: dude you just have a cold?

Dick: JUST A- JUST A COLD?!? WALLY, ARE YOU INSANE?? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MANAGE WITHOUT MY HOT CHOCOLATE AND HOME MADE BUNNY MARSHMALLOWS??!?

Wally: ok one, bunny marshmallows? adorable. and two, i've seen you walk off a fractured collarbone, two bruised ribs and a twisted ankle???

Dick: ....yeah but the marshmallows

Wally:

But Bruce? Oh when Bruce is sick, he powers through. But when he's so sick he considers himself a liability, he curls up in a small, dark room like a pregnant cat. It's practically instinct for him – when he's compromised like that, he needs to be in a place that he's knows is safe.

Very Sick Bruce also goes into Mama Bear Mode. He wants his kids in his sight at all times or he's practically inconsolable. If they're not with him, then they might be in danger, anything could happen – how can he protect them if they're not there? Just anxiety out of the wazoo.

I can see him trying to drag his 7 kids into one room so he can keep an eye on his babies.

Damian: baba we cannot all possibly fit-

Cass: -we will

Damian:

Damian: who's going first?

The kids do make things more comfortable. Fluffing his pillows, getting him tea and making sure he has his stuffies. Bruce appreciates it but he just says that all he needs are his kids. That always has them sobbing.

(happy holidays to my cold twin @bruciemilf i was inspired by our mutual sickness lol)

#dc #batman #bruce wayne #batfam #batfamily #batkids #tw vomit #i can just imagine bby bruce with his big brown eyes feeling feverish and crying for his parents #alfred lying and saying they just went out and they'll be back soon bc he doesn't have the heart to remind him of their death #also idk if this is coherent at all but my sickness filled mind could only articulate my hc so well lol

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 110

 Duke is kind of confused. Scratch that he’s very confused. And concerned. More concerned than confused actually. Like Bruce is back from apparently being lost in time, sweet! That’s great! 

 But uh, should he be concerned about the several ghost children now following him around? Should he mention it? Bruce has to know, right? Like he’s half certain that one just picked up a book right in front of him and dropped it in his lap, so Bruce isn’t oblivious right?

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Batman gives off such dad vibes that several ghost children followed him back home #This includes several of Danny's rogues eventually #Word spreads from one ghostling to the next about the nice mortal knight who has a very safe and warded home #Eventually they approach as well #Might even ask if he could adopt this sick halfling whose parents keep shooting at him #The JL do not want to ask #But they keep seeing dozens of eyes peering from his cloak #and it's concerning

[grickle14]

The Bat Cold.

#grickledoodle #batman #cold #sick #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #superheroes #comics

[vechter]

nightwing (1996) #102 // south of the border, west of the sun, haruki murakami // action comics (1938) #613 // the teacher, marie howe // secret origins (1986) #13 // doggy style, maisie cowell // secret origins (1986) #13 // thumbs, lucy dacus // nightwing (1996) #102 // batman: dark victory (1999) #13 // the wee free men, terry pratchett // action comics (1938) #613 // superman/batman (2003) #13 // batman (1940) #636 // batman (1940) #441 // a dog jumping over a wall, feng li // things i never give myself permission to say, chelsea dingman // batman (1940) #408 // batman (1940) #438 // east, west, salman rushdie // batman (1940) #416 // infinite crisis (2005) #4 // ask polly: help, i'm the loneliest person in the world!

dick & bruce + leaving robin

#dc comics #dick grayson #bruce wayne #web weaving #webweaving #dcu #robin #nightwing #batman #batman and robin #thinking back to one year ago when i thought dick grayson was a passing hyperfixation god was i fucking wrong #they make me so sick #dick & bruce: you'll never recover from that kind of devotion

[ky-landfill]

#sick jason #even with a fever this kid won’t do bedrest #alfred will find him passed out on a library chair in half an hour #and he'll channel all the grace of a feral kitten when woken up #jason todd #batman #dc #baby jason

[abisalli]

just Jason listening to some (fire) tunes 💃

#jason todd #red hood #dc comics #batman #my art #digital art #finishing up some old sketches bc I'm sick :(

[arcventi]

I need Jason to somehow have a bunch of tiny animals (ducklings?????) imprint on him when he comes back to Gotham all mad and they help him through the worst of his PTSD omg

#jason todd #batfam #batman #dc comics #red hood #I'm slightly sick and on a weird sleep schedule don't @ me

[thief-of-eggs]

“He wouldn’t do that in canon!!!” “He would never say that!!”

SO FUCKING WHAT??

#i’m sick of people yelling at others bc their interpretation of media doesn’t align with theirs #dc #batfam #tim drake #timkon #kon el #batman #batfamily #jason todd #bruce wayne #dick grayson #robin #fanfic #fanfic writing #ao3 #fandoms #ships #marvel

[hellofriendhawke]

Someone get this boy a snickers, he’s hungry af. You would be too if you were stuck in your core for however long it too to regenerate.

#god i hate drawing superheroes but i had to #danny phantom #justice league #dc x dp #dp x dc #batman #superman #wonder woman #dupree #art #i kinda hate how this turned out i got sick and stopped trying at the end

[t00thpasteface]

currently the mood

#not only am i heading home for winter break tomorrow but i also came down sick with something. i am EXHAUSTED #art #sketch #dc #dc robin #dick grayson #batman 66 #simpsons quote