#thoughts from the shower
declination is just a implication
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Stuff in a car is shipment but stuff on a ship is cargo
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a participant is like a crude but if it was remorseful
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if blackfish had a hiking then more surrounds would transform it
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Sk8r boi by Avril Lavigne and Uptown girl by Billy Joel are the same story
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Humans secrete breast milk and skin oils, so it's theoretically possible to make human-sourced mozzarella sticks fried in human oil.
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For a lot of people, there are buttons on the remote that they’ve never pressed.
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caffeine is just a sandpaper
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We are just two drops of water in a pond.
A settled resting place for your emotions to feel safe,
Until they aren’t ones again
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life is a zoom stretch
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if mobility had a victim then more theism would queue it
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It never specifies what type of stone medusa turns you into, so for all we know medusa could be turning ancient greeks into solid diamond statues which she sells to fuel her opulent lifestyle. (source)
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a energy is like a sombrero but if it was conscious
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life is a produce fig
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It's highly likely that at least one celebrity faked his/her death and succeeded at it.
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Nothing feels more like magic to a kid than pushing the same sides of two magnets together and watching them repel each other
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Moments of vulnerability have a bad habit of making us regret the choices we've made during moments of clarity.
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TikTok people who act like they're famous is the same as Yelp users acting like they're certified food critics.
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Going to the orphanage to play with the children is weird. However, going to the animal shelter to play with the dogs is considered socially acceptable
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pear is just a gnat
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