#batchild

[sunsetsintandem]

Headcanon that out of all his children, Bruce tends to be the more wary about Tim's friends. One would think he would be more concerned about Jason's or Damian's relationships, but no, Bruce trusts them as much as he trusts Dick.

Tim, though.

The kid has the uncanny ability to make friends with very dangerous, very unhinged people, he grows on them like fucking mold. It makes Bruce paranoid that today is the day one of them will actually convince Tim to go full on supervillain. Or worse, that if Tim does turn to the dark side, that he will realize that he has way too many people that will turn with him.

#bruce wayne #batman #tim drake #red robin #batfam #batdad #batson #batchild #headcanon

[projectbatman193]

Today is children's day in Brazil, so I've decided to post these. Guess not much has changed! Hehe

Then:

Now:

October 12th

#project batman #batman #bruce wayne #martial arts #training #exercise #fitness #work out #kung fu #duolingo #kid #batchild #little kid #big man #then vs now #children's day #october 12th #me #kiddo #not much has changed #autism spectrum disorder #actually neurodiverse #actually autistic

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

How often do you think the batkids have to suffer through overhearing somebody make a comment about Batman and Batwoman being married?

#batkids #batman #batwoman #who are not married #but that has to be a common misconception in universe right? #and it’s not like the kids can go shouting They’re Cousins because #you know #secret identities and all that #some goon hears Red Robin shout They’re Not Married and is now convinced batwoman is the batkids’ stepmom and Batman is living in sun #*sin #when feeling particularly chaotic or petty at least one batchild fuels the rumors or adds to the chaos fire of conspiracy theories

[desperatecheesecubes]

This could be literally any of the batkids. They could tell me this is Steph and I would accept it because they’re all drawn as Bruce clones.

#mine #bruce wayne #mysterious batchild X #green lantern (2023) 6 #tuesday comics

[babblish]

🏞!

Thanks for the ask crow!

🏞: what are your top six essentials you must carry with you at all times?

Uuuh I suppose it depends on the context but I guess generally;

prescription sunglasses so I can see

even darker prescription sunglasses so I can see in bright conditions/ with a migraine

cane so I can walk without looking like a drunk person

burts bees chapstick: currently this is chai but my usual is peppermint

🦉 drugs

plus the general mask, keys, phone, walker if I'm going out

#ask memes #dash games #batchild would like to be added to this list but she's too heavy to carry around all day 😂

[chalkonwhiteboard]

batchild with his bat brothers

#dc robin #fanart #batman #nightwing #red hood #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #featuring my personal redesign of damian wayne the one and only #red robin #tim drake #dc fanart #batfamily #batfam #batboys

[tarragonthedragon]

Cass is the only batchild who doesn't think one of the others is Bruce's favourite but really they're all wrong because instead of regular favouritism he has an encyclopedic mental tally of "child which has annoyed me most times (lifetime award)". somehow Dick is winning in both directions

#batfam #batman #dick grayson #cassandra cain #Cass Cain #bruce wayne #dc #meta

[redhoodforreal]

Why every batchild is scary (my personal opinion)

Nightwing he smile and he is like a puppy, but still a dangerous bastard inside. The morning you can enter in the kichen and he's eating breackfas and ask you haw you are, then you see a little scrach on he's neck and he say happly "ooh, that? This night 20 man try to kill me, but no worry, i beat them all to a pulp like you would never be able to do, have a good day, i go se Kory now, bye" or just smile at batman after mine a building and swear "it's Red Hood fault, i try to stop him but..." and everyone would belive him!

Red Hood i have guns (and not only guns) i can shot you, i will shot you, i l"m good with killing, i would feel no regrets. Fear me.

Red Robin He know, he just know everithing. Sometime he can look and say "do you remeber the first time you get drunk and batman go all mad?" he wasn't even there, that happen before he met batman! (That stalker). He know the bank account, pin,dirty secret and everithing else about everyone of us.

Spoiler annoing. She is annoing and she know, she is capable to achive what she want in every possible way, but she chose to do it in the most annoing way possible and when she chose you as her victim she wont let you go.

Orphan she don't talk much, she just stare at you and unserstand what ther is in your fucking soul. You never see her coming, she just appear out of the blanc, and she may be behind you for hour and you never know until she don't do something. She would help your enemy if it is part of the family.

Robin He's a demoniac being. He is 5,4 (shortie) foot of pure evil, he know both how to fake-cry himself out of every situation inside the family and how to kill/beat up his problem out of the family. He's like an angry chiwawa.

Signal he has both superpower and batman training. He's the least child so batman have no more the will to scold/punish him. He really look like the obbedient son, he isn't.

@definitelynightwing @i-am-robin-you-heathens @redrobinforreal is your turn to do it

#only in gotham #red hood #jason todd #batfam #batman #robin #gotham #red robin #dc robin #tim drake #nightwing #dick grayson #damian wayne #steph brown #stephanie brown #spoiler #orphan #cassandra cain #cass #duke thomas #the signal

[violent138]

For bonus points kindly reblog/comment with how they explained that shit to Alfred/Gordon/general circumstances

#Babs is not on here because let's be real #I went for the funniest option personally #Guess who had a little too much fun with this #Based on a true story #batfamily #batfam #tumblr polls #dc universe #batman #batkids #batdad #dick grayson #tim drake #jason todd #damian wayne #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #duke thomas

[bess3714]

"Pew! Pew!"

So funny that Selina finger-gunned at the gun-Batchild

#selina kyle #jason todd #catwoman #red hood #the gotham war #batman/catwoman: the gotham war #the gotham war: red hood #comic thought bubble #argo navis #queen's chair #friday floppies #comic spoilers

[toribookworm22]

Hey! I didn't know you were a dc comics fan! Please tell me your favorite batchild?

Hey, love!!

Yes, I am!!!! I don't claim to be a superfan by any means, but I grew up loving all the DC animated shows and am now extremely attached to Wayne Family Adventures on WebComics.

Dick Grayson will always have my whole heart. He's my trauma-dump baby and honestly one of the first characters I was ever obsessed with.

BUT I am coming to love Cass a lot. I still don't know a lot about her, but she's an incredibly fun character that will most likely lead me down some rabbit holes in the future. 😄

#sweet asks #batfam #dick grayson #cassandra cain

[hasbeenandroid]

The Travesty of Batchild (my second string puppet, clay + posca pen + glitter glaze with cardstock, found materials, rose trim, and a pillowcase drape)

#puppets #puppetry #sculpture #vampire bat #jay art

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

I’m nothing like Batman.

- Every single batchild at some point before they proceed to behave exactly like Batman

#batman #bruce wayne #batkids #batfam

[desperatecheesecubes]

I really do appreciate how Tim went from ‘I’m just doing this temporarily’ to ‘I actually don’t need to do anything but this’

#tim drake #Batman eternal 41 #honestly which batchild fell for this life harder than Tim? #I think only Cass can compete #Damian was raised in it all from the get go #Jason thinks all of it is fucked up #Dick has always had a life out of the mask and frequently uses it ‘for good’ #admittedly I don’t know enough about Duke ti comment on him #but Tim? #homie dropped out of school faked family members and junior generally went off the deep end #mine #not me going off in the tags

[babblish]

15 Friends, 15 Questions

Thanks for the tag @drewsaturday

are you named after anyone? technically yeah but it's complicated

when was the last time you cried? I honestly cannot remember, probably during a meltdown or something, whatever it was obviously wasn't that important.

do you have kids? no 💖

what sports do you play/have played? I play ttrpgs on occasion, hopefully that should tell you anything you need to know on the subject

do you use sarcasm? habitually, but I can quit at any time

what is the first thing you notice about people? *stares out the window as I realise the first thing I notice is whether or not I can pick up on AuDHD-typical speach patterns or not...*

what is your eye color? green

scary movies or happy endings? are these even mutually exclusive??? in this house we love and respect the final girl

any talents? I am extremely good at keeping myself entertained in my own quiet corner. for example, rn I am working on a dictionary for my conlangs, this is probably going to be something I pick away at for years and years to come.

what's your favorite music genre? whatever makes me feel like how I felt when I heard the lost eden ost for the first time when I was like... 10 years old.

do you have any pets? cats! if you see me in the tags talking about "batchild" "raspberry" or "wabibi" they're cats.

how tall are you? 5'7"

favorite subject in the school? probably a toss up between HSIE* or English, you might think it was a art but actually I tended to not enjoy those classes because other students enjoyed destroying my work. *Human Society and Its Environment

dream job? 💪 I am unmarketable, unemployable, and useless in a capitalist society... but I always wanted to be like... an archaeologist or palaeontologist as a kid.

tagging: @dreamcrow @creativenicocorner @seagullandcroissant @megan0013 @eurazba @ashenhartkrie @random-emerald-thoughts @renee561 @sonofapunk @niemalsetwas @leafweaverryn @cometocourtyou @keeningthoughts @ineffable-writer @gay-pirates-in-love and anyone else if you join in (or not, it's legal, they literally can't arrest you)

#dash games #tag games #I have a sneaking suspicion I ended up tagging some dormant blogs but I never know who to tag with these things #posting this now because I am /so/ done wrangling with tumblr lol

[unidentifiedfroggy]

#duke thomas #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #damian wayne #harper row #lance bruner #batfam #dc #batkids #batman #spoiler dc #batgirl #signal #robin #bluebird