redhoodforreal

[redhoodforreal]

If you were to give your phone contacts personalized ringtones what would each contact get?

I can share my oersonal contact, you know, secety identity and so on.

Batman would kill me.

#red hood #only in gotham #batfam #jason todd #gotham

[redhoodforreal]

Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box.

Always

[redhoodforreal]

Which of the batfam member i do not want as my enemies?

Well, everyone can be quite scarry (except robin. I refuse to fear him. He can break in in my safe house, stel my stuff and try to pick a fight, but he still a little ankle-bitter in my eyes. I change his diapher, i would never fear him)

But he one i really don't want as an enemy is Signal and not for all that meta shit (i rather fight superman than him) he's just fucking insane. I see him break every single bat-rule and never, ever, not a single time pay the consequence of his action.

He would be ok with anithing: kid army? Why not. Violent revolutiun? Hell yeah. Spread incontrollable chaos over the word? You can bet on it.

And more he love drama! I see him istigate Red Robin and Robin to fight (they both risck theyr life in the fight) just cause he was bored! He eated pop-coarn waching his brother trying to kill each other.

He joke avout my death in my fycki g face without an inch of fear or remorse.

And someway everyone think he is the rasonable one among us.

I won't make him my enemie.

Never.

#red hood #only in gotham #batfam #jason todd #gotham #the signal #duke thomas

[redhoodforreal]

You tag me to do what? That would be embarassing, unprofessional and more important i do not spend time immagin to be someonelse

It would be a victorian pirat (capitan hood), with a love tha fame to be the more cruel pirat on the seven see and to bow down for no-one. He would be feared over the world but adimret by his one little crew of outlow. He would also stel the heart of his second in comand (boatwine harper) and the heart of some hesotic princess divorced with his evil EVIL rich brother.

I'm totally not doing this

EVERYONE. MAKE YOUR ALT SONAS.

@gotham-s-nightingale @gothamghostwhispers @evandalist-in-gotham @redhoodforreal @bugboi-of-gotham

#only in gotham #red hood #batfam #jason todd #gotham #i'm not some dreamy girl ho spent her time lost in facke shenarius

[redhoodforreal]

You don't know shit. Yes, it happens so many time. Goons are kinda stupid and someway cute, like some big dog

Goon #1: Last night, Red Hood paid the boss a visit, and Robin picked up a grenade someone left on a crate, and let me tell you...

Goon #1: When Hood yelled “Put that shit back!” so loud, you know what I did?

Goon #2: You put your own shit back, didn’t you?

Goon #1: I put my own shit back.

#red hood #only in gotham #batfam #jason todd #gotham #batman #robin #dc robin #red robin #tim drake

[redhoodforreal]

I dont lie, i sometimes yeeted some guns too and that was funny. And it hurts... But hiting people with crowbar is funny too

Today i'm here to explain the real reason that make me put away cool, easy to use, pratical guns: red robin that one time watch me in the eyes and tell me: "you shot a people like you're a cop"

I'm not fucking cop! I would never let people think i look like one. So i put guns away ajd chose crowbar, you know for the face-your-fear thing

#red hood #only in gotham #batfam #jason todd #gotham #batman #robin #dc robin #red robin #tim drake

[redhoodforreal]

From a twenty years old ace cutie i take it as a compliment

Today i'm here to explain the real reason that make me put away cool, easy to use, pratical guns: red robin that one time watch me in the eyes and tell me: "you shot a people like you're a cop"

I'm not fucking cop! I would never let people think i look like one. So i put guns away ajd chose crowbar, you know for the face-your-fear thing

#red hood #only in gotham #batfam #jason todd #gotham #batman #robin #dc robin #red robin #tim drake

[redhoodforreal]

I don' have a superhero boyfriend who can blackmail other hero to let me talk to them. But i have my metods so i meet some of the big, famous hero and i ask them "why is batman a hero?" Here the answer:

Green lantern says he was biten by a radioactive bat

Wonder Woman says she's pretty sure he is a man cursed to help by the god and inable to left gotham alone

Flash just says he is a bat who gained (trough the non exactly safe and very chimical water of gotham) the ability to turn into a man

Costantine says he probabily is a vampire who make a pact with some higher being to be able to sustain the sun and in exange have to protect gotham forever

Acquaman says he is a robot who clone mini version of himself to make them into soldier

Shazam says he is some prince of hell undercover in the mortal reign.

Green arrow says he is a dickhead and refuse to say anything else

Superman says he is just someone too tired to feel anything except the adrenalin of risking his life and the joy of children (too many children he says a little concerned)

Sometimes hero are so clueless. We all know he is just Bruce Wayne's sugar baby

[redhoodforreal]

Today i'm here to explain the real reason that make me put away cool, easy to use, pratical guns: red robin that one time watch me in the eyes and tell me: "you shot a people like you're a cop"

I'm not fucking cop! I would never let people think i look like one. So i put guns away ajd chose crowbar, you know for the face-your-fear thing

#red hood #only in gotham #jason todd #gotham #batman #red robin #tim drake #dc

[redhoodforreal]

Cool, remember me to rais your pay kid

Would you prefer to be saved by...

If you are not a pussy, say the reason in the comment/tag

I start: red robin cause he's hella hot

[redhoodforreal]

He say what now!?

Would you prefer to be saved by...

If you are not a pussy, say the reason in the comment/tag

I start: red robin cause he's hella hot

[redhoodforreal]

Unrespectfully FUCK YOU

what truly inspired you to take on the robin mantle?

#that little shit #just kidding #i should have kill him #don't tell'alfred i say that #that replacement have no respect #red hood #only in gotham #batfam #jason todd #gotham #batman #robin #dc robin #red robin #tim drake

[redhoodforreal]

If your life was to be summed up with 1 ao3 tag what would it be and why?

Sorry, id really like to pretend i'm an onorable person who didn't know how Ao3 work...

Kidding

Except my fucking name who is used way to much and in too much smut ff. Id would say something like "i don't even know" cause fuck me if i know how it's going on.

#red hood #only in gotham #batfam #jason todd #gotham #dc

[redhoodforreal]

GET TRIPLE BOOPED BITCH

also, OPT IN SO I CAN SPAM BOOP YOU >:(

Naw, was that necessary? Do you feel the need to do it?

#i lost contact with robin #i would have booped him otherwise #red hood #only in gotham #batfam #jason todd #batman #robin

[redhoodforreal]

*ghost sound*

*answer in revived-gost sound*

#red hood #only in gotham #batfam #jason todd #gotham #dc

[redhoodforreal]

Bruce say i should spend more time with my family, but then he say

-i can't go out with robin cause together we're "dangerous" and "mourderous"

-i can't go out with Black bat cause i have a bad influence (i convince her to blow up a bilding just once)

-i can't go out with Signal caouse he "isn't done learning how thing work"

-i can't go out with spoiler caouse we're a "menance to society"

-i can go out with Red Robin cause "we're too dangerous together"

I can only work with Oracle or Nightwing!? Wtf man! Does he still think i need a babysitter? Let me be the Big one for once

#red hood #only in gotham #batfam #jason todd #batman #gotham #robin #dc robin #red robin #tim drake #nightwing #dick grayson #damian wayne #steph brown #dc spoiler #dc #black bat #cass #cassandra cain #oracle #barbara gordon

[redhoodforreal]

I explain.

Immagine:

You out with family for some action, you point the gun at the bad guy, BUT you aim at the legs or hamds, ok? You have no intention to kill them. And then they say: "don't kill them"

DONT KILL THEM!!

I mean tank you, i wasn't going to kill them

but now that you sai that i totally will!

You're not the boss of mine!

Fuck you!

Dont tell me what to do!!

How dare!

And that's why i end up shoting people in vital point.

Jason when Batman is here: I kill people and I don't care! I will kill as much as I want! Do you have a problem, old man?!

Jason when he is with the Outlaws: Can you guys try to not kill people? My father isn't a fan. Thank you.

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Jason when he is with anyone from the Batfam: Fuck Batman. Fuck Bruce.

Jason when he is with the Outlaws: I want Da- Bruce to love me so bad.

#Jason Todd #batman #bruce wayne #red hood #dc comics #Jason when his father is there: look how rebellious I am #Jason when he is with his friends: I'm the goodest boy on Earth #he did it with both team btw asking them to not kill people