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justwannabecat · 1 year
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“So you’re the king of the afterlife? Does that make you a god?” Nightwing asked.
“Afterlives. Plural. Some people become ghosts, some go to whichever place they believe in, and some pass on to a place where consciousness can’t follow. Even I can’t go there.” Danny stopped and thought for a moment. “I don’t think I’m a god. I’m still half human after all. I guess when my human half dies, I might be considered a god? But there is a distinct possibility my human half won’t die and I’m already a god, too. I won’t really know unless I stop aging.”
Of course, this only brought on a new wave of chaos.
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impyssadobsessions · 11 months
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OKAY IDEA Danny is a police officer and works with Dick Grayson in Bludhaven. He's new to the force and often called rookie but turns out to be really good at his job. Him and Dick get along same time think the other is a little cocky until they both get to fight along side each other as like some rogues that nightwing usually fought is doing something while they're on duty. (just the two of them got stuck in a warehouse while outside cops are still trying to bust in (probably some rubble fell blocking away or something)) Danny showing off martial art skills and is like "What. My mom is a black belt." Dick does something just as impressive if not more, grinning, "My dad is too." Just them joking around. They almost have everything under control, when Danny's ghost senses activate. Dick gets hit by an ectoblast that slams him into the wall. His vision blurs as he can hear a voice taunting Danny, and Danny growling. bright lights and then he knocks out. He has a brief moment of being awake as backup comes to his aid. He learns that a new meta broke in and Danny was missing. He passes back out.. He wakes up in the hospital, worried about Danny, cursing himself. He's a vigilante.. how could he- in comes danny with a bag of fast food and balloons. "Figured I get you something you rather eat then some flowers. : D Nice to see you breathing, dick-" Dick asks about what happens but notices Danny being flighty and vague. "Oh yeah, meta kidnapped me and took me to some highrise building. Luckily nightwing came by and took care of it. Really was quite a trip. If it wasn't for the terrifying fight for my life thing, I say I wouldn't mind flying like that again." Dick cracks a smile, though inside his head he has way more questions than answers. But he cant call Danny out on any of it. So he does what bats do best.. he starts to investigate. -bad at explaining but basically dick catches danny in a lie and starts to piece together every odd thing danny ever mentioned about himself. -even better if they're partners LOL
-Also imagine danny has used his powers to keep himself or others from being shot.. plus has one of the best aim in the force, second to/on par with dick.
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bluerosefox · 1 year
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The (Not) Normal One...
So
I LOVE the stories where Danny is deaged and later found by one of the bats and taken in as a son or he's Bruce's bio son and is either Damian's twin or half brother or little/big brother BUT I don't see a lot of reborn/reincarnated Danny into the batfamily (I can think of two but one of them he is Dick's son?clone?somewhat clone? And the other is an amazing story where Danny is reborn as Jazz and Jason's kid and I love it to bits)
So let's change that a bit and have some fun.
Here's the idea
Danny, either from finally aging to his death (it was slow and long aging but he is still partly human too don't forget that) or dying at the hands of GIW (or by his parents if we go the Bad!Fentons route), is reborn into the batfamily.
He could either be Bruce and Selina's kid after they finally tie the knot, or be a one more attempt by Ra's or Talia to get the heir they want but is immediately found out when Tim notices certain labs active and they find baby Danny. OR Danny can be an oops baby to Bruce's one night stands OR one of the batboys baby. EITHER WAY, Danny is reborn into the family from the start.
And he has his memories. (He has little hints of his powers btw, they dont fully come in until his 14th bday)
And his new family all swear to give him a proper and happy childhood (as best as they can seeing how it's Gotham)
Only I want Danny milking being a baby then toddler/kid and later a teen for all its worth. He's going to enjoy this new life with everything he gots.
Like imagine the chaos and shenanigans he gets into as a toddler. He's the king of hide-and-seek. He uses his tears to get away from whoever annoys him. He's mastered the puppy dog look to get away with things (it holds no effect on Alfred though, man is immune to all tricks).
But then of course there's the... odd things that happen around him. Sometimes they catch him talking to no one. Sometimes they spot a ball or a toy rolling to Danny despite him not touching it. Sometimes they think they see or hear someone in the room with Danny only to go busting in to find nothing. (One time someone busted his nursery door down they heard on his baby/toddler monitor the distorted voice of a woman singing him a lullaby (it was Martha who was soothing him to sleep after a tiny nightmare, boy was Bruce not ready for one of his kids to hum the tune in the morning)).
Danny asking for an extra drink and the newspaper after Bruce is done before he runs off to one of the many sitting rooms the manor has. There he leaves the drink and the newspaper near a chair, hops into another chair nearby and chats to someone (they all think its his imaginary friend but that honestly doesn't explain why the drink seems to slowly disappear without anyone touching it. (btw its Thomas, Danny is talking to they like chatting in the morning)
OR when Danny gives hints to cases his family is working on, how he knows? No one knows. Sometimes they chalk it up to a kid randomly saying stuff or seeing it from a different simple outlook but sometimes it seems a little too on the nose and they think Danny might know about their night jobs... (He does know, but he gets some info from Lady Gotham who visits him and gives him little hints to pass onto her fav Knights)
Basically what I want is a reborn Danny trying to get a decent childhood/teenage years before his powers kick in full swing, his family trying the same but they got no idea about the powers (maybe), and ghosts like to visit Danny. The shenanigans that follow will be amazing.
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ghostadjacentfae · 2 years
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Okay so I’ve got a bit of a kinda sorta really specific af idea that I am 90% I’ll never get to despite loving to bits so imma throw it to the wild and maybe some of you will like parts of it too. Okay? Okay. 
Basic version: DP x DC prompt where Danny’s gotten deaged as part of another bid for the power of Ghost King. The title that Danny now is heir to. Jazz takes the now like 4-to-8 year old Danny, who barely remembers anything besides Jazz Good and Vlad Bad, and flees to Gotham to find help from somebody that Vlad won’t expect them to seek out help from. To leave Danny with while she goes into the Ghost Zone herself to look for help/a solution.
Longer one where I’ve gone a little very insane: 
DP x DC prompt where Vlad’s deaged Danny as part of another bid for the power of Ghost King. The title that Danny now has/is heir to. Either reveal gone wrong when trying to explain because how do they hide this or no reveal at all, just Jazz grabbing her even-littler-than-usual brother and booking it because there’s no time to explain if they’re to keep Danny way from Vlad. Couldn't go into the zone bc for as many allies as Danny has there, there's also so many enemies that could intercept them before they could reach those allies to inform that help is needed (and who knows, maybe the parent's Fenton removed access to their portal from their kiddos for some reason). Danny is still halfa obvs but he doesn’t remember any details about anything. Jazz is Home. Creepy vampire man Bad. Furries in black with masks Do Good (and Jazzy tells him to trust them so he will). Clowns Very Bad. 
 In Gotham, Jazz doesn't try the keeping low thing. Well she does; not using anything besides cash and fake names, ancients what she wouldn’t do for a shower but places want credit cards goddamnit, to not bring attention on them from Vlad. Maybe she’s got a burner to get updates from Sam and Tucker on, about the status of Amity or if they’ve gotten anywhere on their end of the search for a solution, but they all know Vlad is watching them so they don’t know where she and Danny are or what she’s doing. Which is that she goes out at night looking for the bats and birds on purpose to get help for her brother, making waves in the rumour mill but staying hidden during the day. It takes a while; longer than they have time for really and she gets more stupidly desperate. Danny’s with her for every stupid stunt, usually hidden for safety but never so far that she can’t get to him if in seconds if it turns out they’ve gotten tracked down. She won’t run the risk of leaving him in their safe house of the day without her to come back and find him gone.
She decided on Bats rather than Supers or others bc an overshadowed superhero??? Bad. The bats and birds are either Entities not unlike she and Danny are (liminal!jazz agenda my beloved (honestly most of amity park but that’s not quite relevant here)) and thus immune, or they're very trained regular people. Those can still pack a punch but it's not something she can't fight against if they can’t actually be trusted. Not something she hasn't already fought against in the months she’s been in Team Phantom. Not something she hasn’t already fought against while making her escape with Danny.
Leaving Danny with them is going to take every ounce of trust she can muster.
She finds Red Robin or Nightwing first I think and gives the most bare bones of an explanation. Doesn't mention deaged, simply at-risk heir to The Throne Of Infinity and there's a bid for the crown right now by a man that’ll be another tyrant, and "by the ancients, you need to protect him. I'm the best he's got right now but I can't keep him safe and find our allies". That they aren’t metas but there’s too much to explain. "Maybe Danny will explain if he can but just. It'd be so much simpler if we had super powers. Wouldn't have to worry about enemies overshadowing anyone to get them to shoot us if we were all just metas." 
She’s got a bag of Tech, just whatever she and Danny could grab and Go. And a third of it lost when Jazz dropped half of hers in order to pick up Danny to run faster. Think nearly finished schematics, a blaster or two, one Specter Deflector, what may or may not just be a toaster, and crammed into his bug-bag. Or school backpack. A corner of the bag is green with dried ectoplasm from a broken vial that got shattered in the mad dash. 
(I’m a little attached to it being Tim she leaves Danny with. Maybe he tries to pawn him off on one of his brothers, but Danny's already like, imprinted on him. Very "YOU promised Jazz to keep me safe. Jazz left me with YOU >:C" y’know? Or cuz she stressed so very much that he cannot be left without someone guarding him, and bats don't exactly want identity reveal he can't really be left in the cave under the watch of Agent A since Alfred needs to do other things, he gets handed around a little bit between them as heroes only and it's just Timmy's bad luck that he really likes this clever snarky little bean 's the one stuck with Danny on the occasion that plot happens. I just like Tim & Danny time.)
I'm thinking plot tool of Jazz with one of Wulf's claws? As a thing that lets her get into the Zone without portal access or the speeder after finding a Bat to leave Danny with. But no control of where she'll show up, hence not using it when their parents portal wouldn’t work. It Works Like That™ because I Say So™, tho if you have a less mystery McGuffin reliant idea this is by no means obligatory. Just an excuse on a silver platter.
Also tiny Danny, barely awake, trying to grab Jazz and saying not to go cuz it's dangerous/he needs her, only for his hand to go intangible through her. Did I mention yet that he doesn’t have control of his powers?
And of course, Vlad tracks Danny down. 
And he’s big bad.
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spacedace · 1 year
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hey in your tags you mentioned a “batfam leverage au” can u explain what that is
Happily! :D
So I'm not sure if you're familiar with the show Leverage, but the quick summary is that it's about a group of "bad guys" (a hacker, a hitter, a grifter, a theif and the mastermind that directs them all) that help people who have been hurt by the rich and powerful by using their skills to pull heists and cons on the bad guy of the episode to ruin them and get back whatever was taken/right whatever was made wrong.
It's an amazing show that I can't recommend enough, very clever, very funny, big found family vibes and an OT3 that's *this close* to being canon (and has been supported by the writers). The heists are amazing and it's all around an AMAZING show.
Anyway, the BatPham Leverage Au is basically just: a collection of DP & BatFam members join together to make a robin hood heist team like in the show Leverage. I have a couple versions of the BatPham Leverage AU rattling around my head, but most fleshed out right now are:
Business of Family - the Uncle Oz AU (Penguin Adopts Jazz & Danny): My plan for this story is for Jazz and Danny to decide to start running heists in Gotham on the people in the city that tend to fly under Batman's radar but who are still very much doing a lot of harm to the city and it's people. The Leverage AU part of this story is going to have Jazz as the Mastermind, Jason as the Hitter, Tim as the Hacker, Danny as the Thief/Maker (basically engineer), and Elle as the Grifter (shapeshifting Elle for the win lol).
Another Leverage AU I've been thinking about for awhile but that I haven't turned into a story yet is one where Team Phantom (Danny, Jazz, Sam, Tucker & Elle) are tasked with finding and returning various Infinite Realm artifacts that have ended up in the mortal world. And for some reason Gotham has just so many Infinite Realm artifacts in it. Like most of the artifacts in the world are in Gotham for some wild reason (it's Gotham there doens't need to be more of a reason).
They're on the run from the GIW/Fentons, so they're trying not to advertise any ghostly/liminal powers if they can help it, so they largely do heists without powers (minus Tucker doing all his hacking and everything from the Ghost Zone and some occasional invisibility/intangibility when it's called for, but they really do try and keep any power use to a minimum).
In this AU, Jazz is the Mastermind (again, because I love that role for her haha), Tucker is the Hacker, but that's when I can't quite decide who should be who.
I love the idea of Sam being a Hitter, but I think she'd be able to play Grifter pretty well knowing the rich as well as she does, Danny would love being a Hitter and being able to fuck some assholes' shit up while being completely feral but he could also still be a good Thief. Elle could go either Grifter again, but I like her as a Theif in this one, maybe running into Damian in the vents while she's trying to get into a vault or something lol. (I think it'd go with Danny: Hitter, Sam: Grifter, Elle: Thief, but I have no idea if that'll stick if/when I ever write this lol)
Whatever the team looks like, because there are so many artifacts in Gotham & because they can't just use their powers willy-nilly to grab them and run, they're going to be in Gotham for a long time, possibly years. Which means they need some kind of side hustle to pay the bills, which leads them to doing more heists, but this time on various rich assholes that deserve to lose a bunch of money.
Eventually they get on the Bats radar, and there'd be some fun cat & mouse back and forth with the BatFam trying to catch the Phantom Crew (Danny shouldn't be allowed to name things, but he already told Red Robin that was their team name before anyone could stop him). Eventually the GIW do show up and things start getting even more complicated (and maybe someone activates an artifact, resulting in a powerful entity being released in Gotham that they all have to team up to fight).
I have no name for this au other than the DP X DC Leverage Au, but I do know that'll have plenty of Anger Management, Brain Dead (or really Brain Dead + Everlasting Trio, don't know what the ship name for that is), Serious Chaos.
It'll also have Batman aggressively trying to adopt them all because he doesn't actually have anything against them stealing from these assholes as long as they don't hurt anyone. They're acting outside of the law yes but they're doing it in order to give justice to those who have been made victims by the system and he's all about that (the real final battle of the story is between Bruce & Selina who both want to adopt the Pham, who would like to know if they get a say in any of this - they don't).
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cozy-earthbaby · 1 year
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Crack Fic - 3 of a Soul
Part 1
(A/N - silly little fic start that I don’t know if I’ll keep writing but I think it’s funny! Crossover fic from DC Marvel and Danny Phantom lol. Also my friend’s oc cuz why not? Enjoy)
For Peter, it was a knife in Doctor Strange's bag.
For Danny, it was an old camera floating in the zone.
For Ro, it was a book in an abandoned bunker.
Next thing any of them knew, the three where floating in a void. Souls connected. Memories shared. A new world awaiting them...
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A new cafe had popped up on the edge of Crime alley. That in itself wasn't strange.
What was strange was that in the month that it was there, nothing had happened to it.
No robbery, no villain attack, no cross-gun fire, no gangs trying to claim it. Nothing.
And it was making the Bats itch.
Tim had done a background check on the place. It was clean. Weird, but clean. It was under the name of three college students. All going to Gotham Tech.
First was the main down payment, done by one Peter Parker. Hier to a Tech company in New York, double majoring in Biology and Enginering, clearly brilliant. A real hometown sweetheart, much like 'Brucie'. Peter Parker was the prince of New York, and his father Tony Stark was the king. Clearly not hurting in the money department due to his father, government weapons contracts did pay well.
Next was a Midwestern boy named Danny Fenton. From 'small town USA', the kids nothing records aside from his school grades and bare bone medical info made him basically a ghost. Only his sister's local Clinic and filed complaints about his parents driving. They're both were freelance engineers, explaining his own choice in majors. Scholarship money with his perfect entrance scores.
Lastly, Aurora 'Ro' Jasimen. Bounced around the country in foster care, online schooling, birth certificate. If Danny was a ghost, Ro didn't exist. In general studies, having a scholarship as well.
Now the question was, how did these three meet, and why did they open a cafe together?
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The first to check the place out was Tim.
Jason had been not so subtlety dropping hints that the cafe rubbed him the wrong way, and it was getting on his nerves. Their relationship is a lot better than it was at the start, but Jay was a born instigator through and through. Tim decided that he wasn't going to die on this hill and caved pretty early. The background check was weird, but nothing too crazy, but Jay kept pushing. Even Bruce was paying attention now, so that's how Tim wound up standing in front of the infamous cafe.
It was cute shop-townhouse combo, apparently the three lived here as well. The sign out front was simple yet elegant, reading 'Wha Chai Doin?' as the name of the place. The pun made Tim snort. 'Dick would love this place.'
As he entered the shop, the bell on the door announcing his arrival, Tim was hit with the comforting smell of coffee. He was almost taken aback from how homey and cozy the inside was, despite being empty at the moment. It was strange in a city like Gotham.
"Danny! Can you get that for me?" A feminine voice called from somewhere, causing Tim to tense.
'Danny' came out from the back with a lethargic grace Tim couldn't take his eyes off as he approached the counter. 'Danny' was pale, almost sickly, a tad shorter than Tim, with impossibly dark hair and, despite the eye bags, the brightest blue eyes Tim had ever seen. His presence both demanded attention and demanded for one to look away. Tim felt himself freeze as their eyes met, he recognized the look immediately, those where the eyes of a predator. 'Danny' defiantly noticed the hesitation. A lazy grin and a cocked brow rested on his face.
"Hey. How can I help ya?" His voice held mischief, despite the friendly midwestern drawl.
Tim's brain finally caught up. "Hi. Sorry. I'll... Uh, I'll take a medium Death Wish please."
'Danny' looked him over for a moment, lazy grin growing to match the mischief in his voice. "Ya got it," He said as he punched in the order, " Name?"
"T-Tim." The eye contact was making his skin crawl, but he refused to look away. This only seeded to amuse 'Danny' more, the boy sending Tim a wink as he continued.
"Alrighty-Roo! One medium order of Death Wish 'or Tim comin' right up!" 'Danny' announced, rather loudly, to the back, then turned back to Tim without taking his eyes off him. "$4.75, card or cash?"
"Cash." How in the world was Tim going to stake out this place with those terrifying eyes on him. His plan was to get some coffee and work on his computer, he could hang around for an hour or two. But now he wasn't so sure.
"M`kay." His toothy grin was getting dangerous. Teeth almost looking sharp. Fear was growing within him. He had to get out of there. He had to. He--
Not another moment later after Tim got his change, his coffee there ready. Deliverd by an angel. Both He and Danny startled.
A handsome young man with chestnut hair and sweet honey doe eyes brought it out. He was more built than either of them, slightly taller too. His face and eyes were warm and open, a contrast to 'Danny', and his smile friendly. The tension melted away. 'This must be Peter. I can see how he'd charm all of New York. Bet he's a lot like Dick.'
"Here you are! Sorry about Danny, we just got him to stop biting people." His New York accent was strong and playful. The friendly tease caused a snort from Tim and a Dramatic gasp from Danny.
"Petey! 'Att's so unfair! I was just helpin' Ro out!" Danny whined out, flopping onto the other man. "I wasn' doin anything! Swear!" Danny couldn't seem to hold in his own laugh, Peter joined right after. The intimidating aura that was coming from him all but vanished, breaking the illusion of whatever that was. Now Danny just was some attractive, tired, goofy guy, not Tim's newest nightmare.
The lovely laughing that came from Peter and Danny made Tim feel warm. "Right, 'cuz freaking out the customers is 'helping out'. I could Feel the tension from the back. At least he was able to order before you started being weird." Peter flicked Danny's head, earning a groan. Tim couldn't help his smile, the two of them were strangely charming how they acted off each other. An apologetic smile was sent Tim's way. "Sorry again about that. Name's Peter."
"Tim. And don't worry about it. I've lived in Gotham all my life. I don't mind weird." In truth Tim was embarrassed that Danny got to him. He was Red Robin! He worked with Batman for crying out loud.
"Yeah, Sorry. Ya knows what they say about old habits!" Danny smirked to himself as if he told a great joke. Peter just sighed.
"Yes, yes. You're a master of comedy." Peter drily delivered, "come on. Leave the man to his coffee we gotta work."
Danny's protest went unhear as Peter returned to the back.
After a moment, Danny turned back to Tim. "I really am sorry, man. wasn' trin'a freak ya out."
"It's ok. This Is Gotham after all." Tim offered a smile. Danny smiled back a bit tired.
" 'Preciate 'att. Hollar if ya need anything!" And with that, Danny followed after Peter, sending Tim a wink and a smirk before disappearing as well. Tim's face was as hot as his coffee.
Tim got a whole day's work done after that. maybe the place was weird, but it was charming. Even after everything blows over, he thinks that he might just keep coming to the cute cafe at the edge of the Ally.
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catnek-reblogs · 11 months
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Trigger Warning: mentions suicide
For those of you who aren't in the right frame of mind to read this, I will be giving a summary at the end of this part.
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Batman: Explain.
Red Robin: So I found him standing at the edge of a roof a couple of weeks ago and thought he was going to jump. I wasn't busy at the moment, so I decided to talk to him and convince him not to jump. But he heard me and was surprised and fell off, and I wasn't able to catch him in time. I didn't find a pulse, but then he spoke to me. I thought he was a Talon but after spying on him and talking to him, I have concluded that he is a regular civilian who just happens to be a ghost.
Batman: You should have told me. Talon activity is on the rise.
Batman: I'm benching you for two weeks.
Red Robin: That's not fair!
Batman: Those are the consequences for not sharing important information. *turns to Danny* I have some questions to ask you.
Danny: Yeah no Imma take a rain check on that.
Danny: *grabs Red Robin, turns intangible and invisible and escapes*
Batman: Red Robin!
Oracle: I'll go through the cameras and try to find them.
Batman: Everyone, I want you to be on the lookout for this man. He has kidnapped Red Robin, is a meta and may be working for the Court of Owls. It is as of yet unclear whether or not he is a Talon.
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Summary: Tim explains to Batman what's been happening for the past few weeks, and is benched for two weeks for not sharing relevant information. Batman then attempts to interrogate Danny, who kidnaps Tim and runs away. Batman informs the other Bats about this and basically Danny now has an army of Bats gunning for him.
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Ambassador Danny
source: #ghosts-and-bats channel
G Brain: I have a weird idea Me: okay, what is it now? Brain: I know you don’t really like the Ghost King Phantom trope, but hear me out. What if, when Jason comes back to life, King Phantom personally goes to see Bruce and is like… “so, one of my subjects is missing… and I’m pretty sure he’s yours” I need to go to bed
W YES! YES! I LIKE THAT!
S Ghost king is specifically to liaison with the living and Pariah Dark took that as "invade" it's a glorified ambassador role
W EXACTLY!
S Basically no humans took ghosts seriously without some kind of centralized government so they made up a fake one W Danny: explains his role and responsibilities as ghost king The justice league: isn't that just an ambassador? S Danny: Humans respect a powerful title ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
C if it works for king cobras, it can work for ghosts G lol I wasn't expecting my random thought process to take off… but you know, I like the idea of Ghost King = glorified ambassador ….. I now just have this image of the Justice League doing stuff in the Watchtower after the Superboy Prime incident, and Danny, just appearing with all the bells and whistles to go inform Bats that his dead son isn't so dead anymore Constantine is in a corner trying to completely avoid catching the attention of this ghost S It's not the fact that it's the ghost king, but the fact that it's Phantom he's an enigma c He's the megalodon of the infinite realms St yes S Halfas are fucking weird St "The megalodon of the infinite realms" I'm gonna have to remember that one S the magic users are glad that neither halfa was particularly interested in anything like world domination or the end of the world St Lol yeah G So, I have to go to bed. Cuz work. I'm curious what's going to become of this idea S smarmy capitalism is a small thing when they have the power to destroy everything Vlad gave up wanting to be ghost king when he figured out it would involve him needing to be nice to people
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the-b1ah · 2 years
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This post is about a Danny phantom and Red hood(Jason Todd aka the dead robin) crossover because I think there should be more content of them. Also like all my knowledge of these characters comes solely from here and fanfics. I don’t claim to be an expert I just think their neat. I suck at spelling so beware. With all that said, I have this story idea…
So when Jason dies in the whole joker explosion there is just enough ectoplasm in the area for him to create a really shoddy core. Like all it does is keep his body from decomposing and if it didn’t get anymore energy it would fade in a couple of years.
But then superboy does that whole punch the universe thing and that gives Jason’s shitty core just enough juice to bring him back to life but not enough to really heal him completely (it’s trying its best ok). Then Talia dunks him into the pit which im headcanoning is ectoplasm a random portal had spit out that got super corrupted. For a normal ghost this wouldn’t really be a problem cause they can filter it but Jason’s core sucks.
The pit madness basically makes all Jason’s underlying ghost instincts go up to 20 which explains how he act in the whole make Batman kill joker thing(because his actions make more sense if you think of him as a ghost and not a human). And I headcanon(or maybe it is a canon im not sure) that jason did die again from the batarang to the neck (death part two the electric BOOgaloo(ha get it) )and when Jason’s little core brings him back there it also has the a side effect that it takes away some of the corruption making jason mellow out a bit.
Things go on as normal until the whole penguin thing where bats beats him to death (father figure 2 is a failure bring in the next one). After Roy drags him away and he heals up Jason runs into Danny. Literally…
Sooo Danny finally tells his parents (no phantom planet tho ) and they accept him. But all is not what it seems because Later that night though they bring him down to lab and try to “fix”and/or figure out if he is really Danny. Jazz is at college, Sam is at a galla somewhere out of state with her parents, tucker competing in a week long tech competition, and Ellie is exploring the ghost zone so no one notices Danny is gone.
The guys in white come to investigate the Fentons and when the find phantom locked in the basement they kill the fentons an take him. Danny is with them for three months before they try to vivisect him. They go to touch him core and even with all the tech they are using to weaken him,danny lets out a wail killing almost everyone and escaping. The surviving GIW hunt him down as he tries to get back home. Danny is able to avoid them for a couple days but they find him and try to corner him in an alley. As Danny is running for his afterlife he senses a ghost nearby and runs to them in the hopes that whoever they are can help him fight off the GIW.
this is where he runs into jason. Literally.
So they collide danny says “help me” and hides behind jason. The GIW come sprinting into the alley guns a blazing and demand that jason hands over the freak. Jason looks at the bloody scared kid behind him then at the adults calling a child an it and goes full protect mode and kills them. After that is taken care of he goes back to Danny an asks if he hungry. Danny nods and they go get chili dogs.
They get close as Danny heals up and they plan to kill the rest of GIW. Danny morals have been a tad twisted because A)These guys just experimented on him for 3month B) They where using what they found out from experimenting on him to find ways to destroy the GZ C)he knows if he doesn’t kill them they keep trying to kill him and destroy the GZ.
They take down the GIW(cool fights and explosions) and Jason thinks that will be the end of it since danny can go back to his sisters and friends. Danny has other ideas. He does go home and tells the phantomily(phantom-family) that he’s ok but returns to jason and just starts following him around. The confrontation just kinda goes like this…
Jason: kid what are you still doing here. I’m dangerous go home.
Danny: hey I can take these guys any day and maybe I like hanging out with you. Dead guy to dead guy.
Jason: go home kid. And I prefer the term zombie.
Danny: nah ill think ill stay! I can even help my powers are super useful!
Jason:… still too risky, i not going let you become a child soilder im not Batman.
Danny: awww come on plzzzzz
Jason: your parents are probably worried about you Go. Home.
Danny: NO THEY’RE NOT THEY TRIED TO FIX ME!! AND THEN THE GIW KILLED THEM. IM LEGALLY DEAD!! I CAN’T GO TO SCHOOL, OR NASTY BURGER OR STAY AT JAZZ’S COLLEGE . OR ANYTHING!! I DON’T WANT TO LIVE IN THE GHOST ZONE I STILL WANT TO BE ALIVE. BUT IM NOT IM JUST just *sob* a freaky little boy …with freaky powers. I thought maybe you would.. you might-
Jason *hugs him*: im sorry Danny you can stay.
So Red hood gets a partner in crime and Jason gets a family.
Phantom gets mentor who cares and Danny gets a new parent.
If you guys like the idea let me know! i’ll make more art and write more
Meeting the phantomily
crack meeting the batfam
hide @ dick’s apartment
You can’t bench me!
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Songbird A Self-Indulgent Self-Insert Trickster Fanfiction
Part Six - Go Crazy Word Count: 1.6k Content Warning: Trickster tunneling Quentin, throwing knives hitting Quentin, violence basically. No graphic details of blood or anything. Jealous!Trickster, Ghostface instigating shit
Ji-woon saw nothing but red. Ghostface made a whole spectacle about how he found some juicy gossip he wanted to share when he found Ji-Woon at Autohaven in between trials. It first started off with pictures of Jake and Michael hanging out in the Haddonfield realm. He was flipping through his digital camera quickly, showing the pop star the various pictures he had taken over the last week. Some of the funny reactions some of the survivors had to him sneaking up on them, others of killers being annoyed by his presence.
However, when he clicked past one of you, Ji-woon’s attention was immediately caught and he told Ghostface to go back. The Trickster couldn’t see, because Ghostface had his mask on after his more recent trial. However, he had a knowing smirk of what caught the Korean man’s attention. “I was trying to grab Saffron to come to drink with us the other night but she seemed preoccupied,” Ghostface said nonchalantly, knowing he was adding fuel to the fire.
There you were, snoozing so beautifully. Honestly, Ji-Woon would have taken a moment to admire your peaceful resting face once again if he didn’t notice your pretty little head laid upon another’s shoulder. He had recognized the survivor from previous matches and trials and never gave the killer any particular trouble. However, seeing you in such close proximity to him flared something up in him.
“Oh don’t worry about the two. They are pretty close, this is kind of a common thing that happens. They take turns too sometimes. I’ve seen him use her lap as a pillow once while she raked her fingers through his hair. They’re the closest friends amongst the survivors honestly.” Ghostface continued, making that fire in his chest burn even brighter.
“I have to go.” Trickster spat and quickly turned on his heel. This made Ghostface excited to watch from a distance the chaos that was about to unfold, knowing he stirred the pot exactly how he wanted it to be spun. He was good at that, and what better than already pissing off the newest killer. He felt giddy inside and was ready to hear the survivors talk about it outside the trial. There was going to be bloodshed and it sent excited chills down Danny’s spine.
Ji-Woon had paced around his realm for much longer than was considered normal. The fake marketplace setup burned bright neon colors and soaked him in. He caught his reflection in a window of one of the fake shops. He let out a frustrated yell and took his bat and started to hit the fake vendors' stands. He felt a strange venom spread through him that he first felt when he made it into the Fog. The Entity watched patiently and waited for his next move. Ji-Woon couldn’t explain it but he felt the Entity watching.
He made a special request to the Entity to put Quentin and you in the next trial he was summoned to, promising a grand show for her. He dug in his closet for his favorite blood-red outfit. Donned with red feathers was his favorite spiked leather coat in an accent white. Red accents hinted in his pants and shoes with a rugged-looking shirt underneath the jacket. With a snap of his fingers, his hair changed from the teal he had been sporting to slicked-back red hair. He picked up his pitch black and gold accented bat as he felt the familiar pull of being put into a trial. He knew that this outfit was fitting for the events about to happen.
When he regained his consciousness, he found himself at the Coal Tower at the MacMillan Estate. Pouting a bit for hoping for a better stage to be set but he was going to perform at his best for the Entity. And she was looking forward to seeing it.
He realized it was early in his time in the Fog to be putting in special requests but it seemed that the Entity granted it as soon as he spotted Quentin working on a nearby generator. “Showtime.” He breathed out in his native tongue before whipping out his throwing blades. With deadly accurate aim, he started throwing them directly at Quentin. He hadn’t even noticed that you were on the other side of the generator until you poked your head up and made eye contact with him. You were working on it together with Quentin.
This only fueled the fire in him even more.
He however was not focusing on you and stalked Quentin down and quickly downed the sleep-deprived survivor without a second thought. Cracking his bat against his head to send him straight to the ground. It had been a while since he felt this strong of a need to shed blood and wanted to hear survivors scream out in pain.
He made haste in picking him up and slinging him over his shoulder. His feet carried him to the closest sacrificial hook, almost as if the Entity was guiding him. He tossed him onto the hook and relished in the screams he let out when the rusty iron pierced his skin. A satisfying sigh left his lips as he watched Quentin struggle with the pain. He started to stalk off when he picked up on footsteps and stayed close by when he noticed it was you who was on your way to unhook him. A strangled laugh left his lips as he quickly made his way over to the two of you.
“Saffron watch out!” Quentin shouted when he noticed the killer gaining on you. However, before you could react in time, the Trickster snagged you up and threw you over his shoulder easily. “Ji-woon!” You screeched and he quickly threw you against a wall near the sacrificial hook, careful not to slam your head. However, rough enough to send a message to you and Quentin that he was angry. He was making sure you were in view of Quentin so he could watch with widened eyes.
The killer had a loose grip on your throat and his knee pressed between your legs to ensure you weren’t going anywhere. He had pinned you against him and you looked up at him in flustered surprise. The Trickster had turned his head slightly to stare at Quentin with a focused glare before turning his attention back to you.
“I don’t think I made it abundantly clear the last time I saw you, Angelface, but you're mine now. Only mine and no one else’s.” He growled into your ear, making your breath hitch in your throat. “I don’t want to hear about or see you cuddled up to anyone else. If I so much as see you unhook Quentin for the rest of this match, I will personally seek you out and teach you a lesson on what it means to really be mine. I’m not afraid to draw blood if need be.” He continued, making your head spin.
“Ji-woon, he’s my best friend, that's it! I can't just leave him up there-” you started to protest but he muffled your pleas by smashing his lips to yours. A small moan escaped your throat at the sudden force. He bit down on your bottom lip and before you had a chance to really respond, he continued his assault on your lips before moving down to suck dark bruises on your neck.
He was satisfied with each hickey he left on your exposed neck as if a warning to anyone looking that you belonged to him.
To say you were a blushing and flustered mess was an understatement. You didn’t know that someone as confident as Ji-woon could even get jealous. You honestly don’t even know why he was acting so jealous in the first place. Your mind was racing a million miles an hour trying to think of what could have caused him to act out in such a jealous rage.
You thought that he highly thought of himself, but to find out that he was jealous of Quentin? That threw you for a loop, and honestly, you found it undeniably hot. You sighed into the affection you were receiving, completely forgetting about your best friend suffering on the hook.
However, before you could really relish in the onslaught of rough affection that Ji-woon was throwing your way, he pulled away quickly. He turned his head to notice that Quentin was no longer strung up on the hook he placed him so carefully on. You both hadn’t even realized that one of the other survivors had gotten Quentin down off the hook quietly. Ji-Woon was so focused on assaulting your throat then making sure that the other survivors wouldn’t get the boy down.
A low growl left Ji-woon’s throat but he composed himself enough to look back over at you. His golden orbs were darkened with both lust and jealousy. “I mean it, doll. You rescue him from the hook, we are going to have bigger issues. I suggest you go hide for the remainder of the match. I’m going to make it fast and I’ll come to collect you once I’m finished.” He instructed, swiping your bottom lip with his thumb. “Understood, doll?” He growled into your ear when you hadn’t responded and you nodded your head.
“That’s my girl.” He said, placing a less aggressive but passionate kiss against your cheek before stalking off to go hunt down the rest of the survivors, leaving you a flustered mess away from everyone else. Your knees almost gave out on you from the abrupt and rough affections. You were sure you were going to get scolded by Quentin and some of the other survivors for not helping them, but honestly, you didn’t care. This was exciting and so enthralling to see unfold.
“That’s my girl.” The words echoed in your head making the blush remain on your face as you decided to head to the killer shack and take refuge there like Ji-woon instructed.
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spookyjimsmyfriend · 3 years
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                                     A LIFE WITH ALEX SUMMERS
When you were 6 years old the Summers family moved into the house on the other side of the street from you
The two of you we're the only kids in the neighborhood so you hung out a lot and eventually became best friends 
They ended up moving in, in August so when September rolled  around you proudly showed him off and introduced him to everyone at school
The two of you played with your separate friends at school but were partners for everything 
Teachers just knew to keep the two of you sitting it together and if they didn't then they found out pretty quickly based on how obnoxious the two of you became without each other
You both sat on the school bus together with the both of you taking turns on who sat on the outside
When the two of you we're 9 Scott was born (IDK how many years apart they are)so you and Alex would play house with baby Scott and both your parents found it absolutely adorable
There are too many pictures of you and Alex playing house with the both of you dressed up and hugging or holding Scott
Trick-or-Treating together every year
Matching costumes
I think we can just assume Alex would hint around the idea, not wanting to force you 
When you and Alex we're 13 (and Scott was 4) Scott in love with you
He told everyone he was going to marry you
Alex being so amused/smug about this
You find it cute but kind of annoying at the same time since he would follow you around a lot 
When Scott finally goes to kindergarten he finds a new girl he's going to marry
He came home, sat you down and told you he's not in love with you anymore
Alex trying not to laugh his ass off 
Your just happy he'll stop trying to kiss you
Alex got a crush on you during one summer when the two of you we're 12 
You had got your mutation and were really scared to show him
You could heal yourself and others so when he fell off the roof (Yes the roof) when the two of you were looking at the stars you freaked out and healed his broken ankle without thinking
Which was when he realized he thought of you more than a friend 
He assured you that it was awesome and wouldn't tell anyone
You had first realized you liked him was when the two of you were 14 and pulled open the front door to his house and saw him and Scott dancing
Let's just say 5-year-old Scott was playing cupid and wouldn't be quiet until the two of you danced together 
Tiny Dancer by Elton John became your song 
The only reason he’s an amazing dancer is because of you
You taught him and Scott a lot
Cooking, Dancing, How to work the new TV remote and even helped Scott learn how to read
Although Alex definitely taught you how to drive and fix a car
You went on your first date with this guy named Conner when you were 15
Alex tried to act cool about it but he actually freaked out
He tried to crash your date but a 6-year-old Scott and his friend Danny ended up bringing him back to the house before he got there
The date went terrible, the guy just talked about another girl in your class the whole time
Alex was ecstatic to hear this and that as when Scott knew Alex was in love with you even if he didn't understand what love was
He asked his Mom why the two of you didn't just get together
He was left frustrated by his Moms answer of "Because he's probably scared to ruin their friendship"
The two of your parents had made bets on how long it would take for you two get together 
Let’s just say both your parents didn't have much faith in either of you
When you and Alex we're 16 he got a girlfriend
She hated you so damn much
You didn't see him much for the 5 weeks the relationship lasted
You hung out with Scott and developed a sibling-like bond with him that still holds true to this day
You had no idea how a 7-year-old could be so perceptive
He made you realize you we're in love with Alex
You denied it so much while he just rambled on about how he was going to go help his Mom plan the wedding
When Alex got his mutation he was almost 18 and was really pissed off at some guy for something so you took him to the forest behind your neighborhood to calm him down and he ended up releasing some cosmic energy, knocking down a tree
He started to freak out even more now because he almost hit you 
Someone ended up calling the cops and getting him put in solitary confinement 
You still to this day have no idea who called them since there was no one around when it happened and are so pissed about it
You had to explain to his family what happened
His Mom was crying, his father was cursing out the government and Scott locked himself in his room for awhile
During those few years, you tried to move on but when any relationship started to get serious you freaked out because you knew you didn't love the guy because the one you were in love with was locked away 
When you were 20 your Parents ended up moving because of a job change
Instead of moving with them you ended up moving in with the Summers and helped them raise an 11-year-old Scott
That same year you were approached by Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr because apparently, you were a really powerful mutant
 It took some convincing to get you to join the fight against a crazy man who wanted to start WWIII but eventually, you agreed deciding it was a pretty good reason to join their team
When you got to the compound you met Sean first and thought he was adorable in a little kid way (He was like 17) and thought Raven was so pretty when you asked to see her true form
So when you and Sean walked into the lounge and saw Alex you freaked out
Basically, you couldn't understand how he got out and stood there in shock until he ran up to you and gave you the biggest hug 
Raven demanded to know how the two of you knew each other
She was so disappointed when she found out that the two of you were just ‘friends’
Angel was kinda pissed that he was giving you his complete attention cause she thought he was cute 
When you guys were coming up with code names you really didn't know what it should be Alex came up with Apollo because he was the god of healing
Everyone else was so confused why he would pick that so you decided to show them your mutation and asked if anyone had a knife
When Sean handed you a pocket knife and you cut open the palm of your hand they were all freaking out except Alex who just sat there with a smug look at how badass he thought you were
But when you waved your other hand over the cut with a smile and it healed, leaving no scar they all clapped, impressed
While the rest of them were going bat shit crazy and trashing the place you just sat at the island in the mini kitchen eating some cream cheese and crackers with pepperoni slices 
When Charles and Erik came back with Moira and saw you sitting at the island eating after you gave up on getting them to stop (Charles read your mind and told the other two that by the way) You became Erik's favourite
You felt bad for the others because when Charles realized your training would be difficult without hurting someone purposely, he started working them harder because if they got injured you could heal them
Most days it was just healing all the cuts on Sean from when Erik kept pushing him out windows, A few burns from Alex's training dummies or every just Small paper cuts but over time Charles realized you had perfect control over your mutation and sent you out to run errands or help Hank with whatever he was doing
Before the Fight with Shaw, Charles tried to convince Alex to ask you out
In the end, he ended up bringing you both to his office and Handing the two of you the keys to his car and told you both to go get dressed up nice because he was making Alex take you on a date
Alex was pretty pissed but a bit thankful
You just said "Excuse me?" and ended up getting something nice to wear from Raven
The car ride was kinda awkward till Tiny Dancer came on and you both started singing
When you arrived at the restaurant he held your hand while both of you tried not to make a fool of yourselves since you both didn't know how to act in the fancy restaurant
 On the car ride home, you both decided to do the same thing the next week
No feelings were discussed he just gave you a hug goodnight and a kiss on the cheek 
 When you shut the door you broke out into a goofy grin while he was doing the same in the hallway
The fight with Shaw happened before you guys could have a second date
He held your hand on the plane ride and told you "Don't you dare die" to which you responded with "I love you too much to even think about that" When he said he loves you too Raven and Sean were AWWing in the background
During the fight with Shaw, you got knocked unconscious
Alex freaked out till Hank pointed out that you still had a pulse
Because Charles got paralyzed while you were out cold you couldn't heal his legs because it had been too long and you were tired and hurt yourself
The two of you ended up dating after Cuba
Scott freaked out and started calling you his REAL sister
 Both your parents lost the bet on who would ask out who since Charles set up the date
Going out to the mall with Scott and Alex
Basically, the kid tagging along on all your dates
You loved that kid but you and Alex agreed you didn't need an 11-year-old crashing your dates so you made him hang out with his own friends 
You both moved into the Mansion and helped with the school
He became a teacher and an X-Man while you decided to be a healer and teach a couple of subjects
You and Alex became most of the students OTPs
When he found out he got drafted he actually interrupted your class and started to freak out in the hallway
Most of the students were listening behind the door The one student who was 6, Macy McMiller actually cried and made him a flower crown with her powers
You made him wear it and sent a picture of a 22-year-old Alex back to his family and a now 13-year-old Scott
 He proposed to you while you were sitting o the roof looking at the stars
You just said, "I don't see why not!" and kissed him
 The two of you were still engaged when he went to Vietnam
When the school closed due to the war you bought a smallish house about half an hour away from the mansion
You told Hank to call you if anything happened so when you got word that the Professor was becoming an alcoholic/druggie you were really disappointed in him
You tried to go talk to him but he just yelled at you every time you came so you stopped going
You and Alex exchanged Letters as often as you could 
When he came home from Vietnam when the two of you were 24 and heard you talking to someone named Havok
 He was so confused until he came around the corner and saw a dog
You screamed because he scared you before giving him the biggest hug 
 After he explained how he came home you spent the week together not even leaving the house
When you both went to visit his parents and Scott, the 15-year-old demanded to spend more time with the two of you and Havok
You both loved the kid but after a week and a half of him camping out in the living room you had to kick him out because he was getting really annoying
Alex getting pretty bad nightmares from the war
They lessened over time but were always the worst when you weren't beside him
When the two of you were 26 (Scott is 17) the two of decided to get married Scott actually helped a lot with the wedding like he had said years before
Scott's cool guy act totally dropped and he ended up yelling at your florist because the flowers were wrong
Scott actually came with you to 3 different bridal shops to help you pick your dress
You kept the wedding small and invited what was left of your friends
Since Sean had died, Raven was MIA and kinda bad and Erik was a murderer the two of you invited what was left of the X-men to the Wedding and your family
A year later Scott got his mutation
When you brought him to the School Everyone was excited to have the both of you back
You actually saw Macy who was now 11 and she made you and Alex both flower crowns, remembering how much you loved them
Once again Alex was forced to wear it
You got permission to bring Havok (The dog) You and Charles argued about it for a little while until you reminded him how it could help with kids mutations if they could talk to animals as well as trauma
He eventually gave in and loved the little guy
When Apocalypse came you almost cried when you saw Erik
After the explosion and some kid getting you all out of the school (Peter), you and Scott started to freak out over Alex
When you both couldn't find him you searched the rubble
When you did find Alex under some rubble one of his friends (Jean) dug him out with her powers
He had such a week pulse Jean tried to get you to stop healing him because the effects could be heavy on you
You didn't give a crap and did it anyway
You mostly healed everything on the inside and the major cuts and burn scars cause they were nasty looking
To save energy you left all the bruises alone and didn't heal the cut scars You ended up falling asleep for the rest of the ride in the helicopter
When Alex woke up during the ride and they explained to him what happened he felt so bad because of how tired it made you even if you had saved his life He thought the little white scars you left on his skin were pretty cool
When they woke you up at Stryker's place you were okay but really pissed that this all happened
After the fight with Apocalypse, you both went back to teach at the newly rebuilt school but kept your old house just in case  
Alex became an X-Men once again but you both decided it would be best if you stayed at the Mansion like the last time because if you got to hurt on a mission then you won't be able to heal anyone and Alex would be too distracted if you were there
When the two of you were 28 you talked about having kids but he said he didn't want to because the child might get his mutation 
Because of that, you brought up the option of adoption and agreed on that but didn't really talk about it again
The next year a little boy named Tyler who was 5 got brought to the mansion
His parents legally disowned him because of his mutation
Tyler was able to teleport through the shadows so naturally, you introduced him to Kurt for help with his powers
After Tyler had been at the mansion for awhile the Professor suggested the two of you adopted him
When you asked Alex he was really excited but first you wanted to see if that's what Tyler wanted
He screamed yes and hugged the two of you so tight
Within the next two months, he was now Tyler Summers He started calling you and Alex Mom and Dad within the next two weeks
The two of you decided to make Kurt and Scott the Godparents
Scott calling Kurt his wife all the time to the point where Jean had to tell him to calm down because it was confusing the little kids and poor Tyler
Tyler had a lot of Aunts and Uncles and they spoiled this kid constantly
Charles loving him and becoming Grandpa X
Because he had two of the original X-Men as his Parents he was kind of well known at the school
You, Alex and Tyler have separate dinners from the rest of the mansion on Wednesdays and Sundays 
Tyler occasionally goes missing every few hours when Peter (Who somehow became like an older brother to the kid) takes him to his room to play games and eat junk food
Let's be honest Peter probably joins you on Sundays because that's 'Family dinner time' He helps you cook and is really responsible with Tyler so you become like a mother figure to him as well
Alex pretends to be annoyed with Peter until one Christmas when Peter gets Tyler a gift and yelled for the whole house to hear that "PETER IS NOW MY BIG BROTHER" and Alex just gives up pretending to not like him at this point
When Alex turned 31 (Scott is now 22 and Tyler's now 9) he decided to retire as an X-Men because of you and Tyler so he can spend more time with the both of you
When Jean goes crazy after the space shuttle incident you and Alex basically become in charge of the school trying to keep everybody sane and safe
Since everyone was calling Tyler's aunts, uncles and big brother by their code names him and all the 12-year-olds in the school are demanding to be called by the ones they made
Tyler constantly changing his code name
Since Logan popped in and out of the mansion everyone knew him in one way or another
Logan took a liking to Tyler and ended up joining you family dinners whenever he was in town
He said "Your the only one that can actually cook" but everyone knew he just liked you and your little family
Tyler grew up being around the same age as Rouge and the newer X-Men
He joined them with full support from everyone
 Alex made such a big deal of it and so did Scott
And you all lived happily ever after
The End!
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artificialqueens · 3 years
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By Your Side (Biadore) - Candy Cane
A/N: just a oneshot based off of a prompt sent in that asked for bianca finding out abt adore’s onlyfans! its not quite that tbh but the words take me where they want to go lol please enjoy!! <3 theres some other things ive been trying to work on but its slow going rn as my cat is very sick and a lot of my time and energy has been dedicated to him, but i hope to get more out soon!
It’s only been a few months into quarantine when Adore finds herself on the phone with one of her oldest friends. Like, old physically not old as in how long they’ve known each other. But to be fair, there aren’t a ton of people she’s been friends with longer than she’s been friends with Bianca. Courtney and Darienne too for that matter.
She loves Bianca. Their friendship is something precious to her, and surprisingly this is only the second phone call they’ve had since quarantine has started. They talk basically every day through texts, and that’s on top of the hours they spend going back and forth in the ABCD group chat with Courtney and Darienne. The four of them have something special, all of them realize that. There’s just something specifically between her and Bianca that Adore’s never really been able to place her finger on.
Out of the blue this morning Bianca simply… called her. Adore spends a full moment staring at the CallerID trying to figure out where the fuck this is coming from. With an uncertain frown, she answers the phone, hanging upside down off the side of her bed of course.
“So… OnlyFans? Seriously?” Bianca asks incredulously, her voice crackling over the phone speaker.
What a way to start a conversation after not hearing each other’s voices for like a month! Even though Adore can’t see her face, she can practically hear the raised eyebrow.
“Fuck you,” Adore laughs, unable to help smiling at Bianca’s playful accusations.
“Not that I’m mad, but why fucking OnlyFans? Aren’t bitches doing podcasts now?”
“I’m bored, okay? There’s not a lot to do but drink and masturbate, and drinking hasn’t really been doing it for me lately. Plus, I gotta make money somehow,” Adore grumbles through an explanation, lifting herself up and sprawling out on her bed awkwardly.
“Do I need to set up an intervention? You know I will,” Bianca says with faux seriousness, “Seriously though, if you need some help…”
Adore frowns down at her phone. She hates pity, she hates unnecessary worry, and she definitely hates burdening people with her bullshit.
“B, I’m fine, I promise,” she says earnestly, “I guess I just… I miss you. A lot. And we can’t see each other right now and it fucking sucks and I’m really lonely-”
“Come over.”
“What? I can’t, B, we’re quarantined…”
“When’s the last time you left your apartment?”
“Uhh, I dunno, maybe a month ago?’ Adore answers, unsure of where Bianca is going with this.
“Okay, that’s well over two weeks. Come hang out with me for a few days, get some human interaction, I’ve been needing it myself. I haven’t gone out or seen anyone for a few weeks now,” Bianca admits, and Adore feels suddenly giddy.
It’s been so long since she’s seen someone, since she’s even gotten a hug, and she really wants to see Bianca…
“I’ll be there tomorrow morning,” Adore agrees, not even thinking twice about it.
Bianca is everything to her. This person was one of the first to really take her seriously, to really see something in her, and Adore doesn’t know where she’d be without her. Every time something goes wrong, her first instinct is to call Bianca. Everytime something amazing happens, her first instinct is to call Bianca. They’ll spend hours talking or texting just because and Adore wouldn’t have it any other way.
They are as good together as PB&J, or peanut butter and celery, or peanut butter and pretzels… And Adore realizes she is feeling very snacky, specifically for peanut butter. With a sigh she rolls off her bed to get a snack before she starts packing for the next week.
The point is Adore loves Bianca, and Danny loves Roy. Sure maybe it’s in a different way than they should, or even once did, but it can’t be helped. It can be hidden, though. And Danny is more than fine with hiding this secret, as long as they get to have Roy in their life at all. He’s more than what Danny should ever even hope for, and yet a part of them can’t help but hope.
After spending so much time apart, Danny knows it’ll be harder now than ever to hide these feelings they’ve been harboring for Roy. They’ll try though, because sometimes the thought of this man loving them back is all that keeps them going.
Danny arrives at Roy’s beautiful new house in Palm Springs at nearly noon the next day. Which, to be fair, is very much the morning for Danny. They even woke up early to make the trip! …If ten a.m. counts as early in any book except their own.
Roy is already standing out in the driveway waiting for Danny when they get there, his arms spread wide for a hug the second Danny gets out of their car. The younger practically rocket launches themself into his arms, clinging tight to him as they savor the first hug they’ve gotten in such a long fucking time. Danny can’t help the tears that fall at finally having such warm, loving human contact, especially from this person.
They hold onto each other as tight as they can, each beyond glad to have each other’s trust in such unreliable times. Being alone for so long had hit Roy hard too. Alcohol and binge watching can really only do so much, and he’s genuinely been feeling lonely being stuck in one spot for so long. The dogs help some, but at the end of the day it really doesn’t replace human interaction, no matter how hard he wishes it did.
“I missed you, baby girl,” Roy says, and Danny can almost hear his voice waver.
“I missed you too,” Danny whispers, trying and failing to hold back a sob.
They leave Danny’s bag in the car for now, much more eager to go sit down and enjoy each other’s company. The dogs bombard the two of them the second Danny crosses the threshold, the enby leaning instantly down to kiss and coo at the babies and Roy can’t help grinning widely at the sight. He loves his babies, and he loves his baby girl.
They spend the afternoon talking and laughing and playing with the dogs. Danny clearly gets some ideas about the golf cart, and Roy is suddenly excited about the upcoming few days. It’s been a while since either of them have really had something to look forward to.
“Alright, I still need you to explain this OnlyFans thing to me,” Roy says with a smirk a few hours later, after they’ve gotten properly settled in on the couch together with the dogs.
Danny’s eyes go wide with slight panic, “Okay, grandpa, it’s like uhhh, Patreon but-”
“No, no, no!” Roy laughs, “I know what it is, I mean why that? Why not literally anything else?”
“First of all, I am sexy. Second of all, I spent a lot of time not making money masturbating, which is a fucking shame because as I said before I am sexy.”
They both crack up at that, giggling like idiots on Roy’s couch, the puppies quickly joining in, yipping at them to be a part of the excitement.
“Awww, do you two think I’m funny?” Danny coos, picking Dede up and cuddling the pup close, “Your daddy doesn’t think I’m funny!”
Roy snorts, “You’ve certainly picked up a thing or two from me.”
“Like how to be a bitter old hermit!” Danny grins sweetly.
“Exactly,” Roy laughs.
“So if I ask really nicely will this bitter old hermit make me food?” Danny asks, batting their eyelashes pleadingly.
“My original plan was to let you starve to death while you were here, but since you’re asking nicely…” Roy says teasingly, feeling an odd sense of satisfaction at the way the younger throws their head back with laughter.
Late that night, after a long night of talking and watching TV and a decent dinner, they curl up into bed together. At one point they both needed to at least be tipsy to do that, but nowadays that’s just overkill. They have progressed well beyond that point of friendship, though Roy sometimes still likes to put on a show of being annoyed, if only because of the way Danny pouts and rolls their eyes.
Tonight he just holds the thick comforter up so Danny can slide in easily with him, he’s not really interested in making either of them wait longer than they already have for cuddles. In seconds the two are holding each other tight, savoring the touch. As Roy lays there, holding Danny like the younger is his lifeline, he starts to think about the time they’ve known each other. All the ups, downs, and side-to-sides… Danny has grown up a lot over the years they’ve been friends, and it’s hard to deny that it’s changed Roy’s feelings for them.
Once his feelings to the younger were almost motherly, but now it’s closer to attraction. It’s kind of weird, at the least it’s very fucked up. Roy wants to just give in to the feelings, but he can’t. Not when he has no way of gaging Danny’s feelings for him. He can live with this secret, he’s not sure he can live without Danny’s friendship.
Danny interrupts his thoughts, their voice small and curious, “Why were you so invested in my OnlyFans?”
“Bitch, I’m trying to sleep here,” Roy groans.
“No, seriously,” Danny pouts, sitting up in bed and looking down at Roy. The moonlight streaming in from the window highlights the enby perfectly, and Roy curses his luck.
“I don’t want you renting yourself out on the corner like Bunny, now get back to sleep you dumb slut,” Roy says with all of his usual teasing heat.
Danny pouts though, clearly not satisfied, “But…”
“Sleep. Now.” Roy demands, reaching up to tug them back under the covers. Danny reluctantly gives in, and snuggles close to Roy.
Just as Roy is about to fall asleep, Danny’s voice has his eyes flying open.
“Roy?”
“What?”
“I love you,” Danny whispers.
Roy’s heart melts a little at that, “I love you too, Danny.”
Danny bites their lip nervously, “I mean like… I think…”
Roy’s heart starts to beat faster in his chest. Surely they couldn’t mean…
“You think…?” Roy asks, hoping that despite it all this person is about to say what he thinks they are.
“I think I might be… in love,” Danny says, their voice quiet and timid in a way Roy hasn’t heard in a very long time, “With you.”
This time Roy is the one to sit up in bed, staring down at Danny with pure infatuation. Those words echo around his ears, his chest, his very soul, and before he even realizes what he’s doing he’s leaning down to capture Danny’s lips in a kiss.
His lips against theirs feels so undeniably right. Their lips move slowly against each other, Danny brings a hand around to cup the back of Roy’s neck and in that moment nothing is wrong in their own little world. In that moment it’s just them and the moonlight. He thinks that he could live forever in this moment and never need anything else.
They break apart much too soon for either of their tastes, and Roy stares into those pretty eyes and murmurs, “I think I love you too.”
Danny surges forward for another kiss, this one much more desperate than the last. It’s a hot, heavy kiss that ends with Roy flat against the bed and both of Danny’s hands cupping his face as they explore each other. It’s like no kiss either of them have had before, with so many years of emotion and uncertainty between them it’s intense. Bianca and Adore have drunkenly kissed before, but this absolutely cannot compare. Danny whimpers pathetically against Roy, their hips grinding down against Roy’s thigh.
Roy lets out a shaky breath and grips at the enby’s barely covered ass. From the way Danny is squirming and moaning after only a little contact, Roy knows it’s been a while since Danny has been with someone like this. Roy hasn’t been able to get laid in a while either, rendering them both more than eager for this. Neither of them have a sexual partner in their circles right now, except maybe each other. Just this morning that would’ve been an absurd thought, and now it’s simply what makes sense.
Both of them need sexual fulfillment as much as they need emotional fulfillment, and even the thought of providing it for each other is thrilling. Roy grabs Danny’s bottom lip roughly between his teeth, sucking on it as he rubs his hands underneath Danny’s oversized tank top and over their skin. Danny whines and whimpers so deliciously in response, and Roy loves it.
Roy and Danny pull the little clothing that is off one another, each soaking in the familiar sight of the other being completely exposed. It’s nowhere near the first time they’ve seen each other like this, but it’s another one of those things where it’s simply different this time around. Because now it’s been established they love each other as much more than just friends.
Danny sucks hickeys along Roy’s collarbone, moaning roughly as Roy twists their nipples harshly, their bodies so close and warm wrapped up tight together.
“Think… Think I’m gonna get my nipples pierced,” Danny giggles breathlessly before it’s cut off in a moan of sheer pleasure when Roy pinches them even harder.
“Oh really? You’ve done a lot of slutty things, baby girl, but that is definitely up there,” Roy smirks.
Danny smiles innocently, “It would only make your job easier.”
“What? This job?” Roy asks teasingly, then trails his fingers down Danny’s stomach so they ghost over the enby’s half-hard cock.
Danny gasps, and Roy takes the opportunity to press his lips against theirs all over again, sucking their tongue into his mouth as he teases their cock. They moan and whine and squirm, their fingers gripping and squeezing at the flesh of Roy’s back frantically in response. Roy knows that that’s going to leave a mark, despite the fact that their nails are usually kept short. He doesn’t mind though, in fact it makes him harder knowing that he’s the reason Danny is reacting like this.
Danny’s head falls back against the pillow, feeling heat rush to their cheeks upon seeing the smouldering look in Roy’s eyes as they stare up at him. He’s so fucking gorgeous, all his sharpness and softness in just the right places.
“Tell me what you want,” Roy whispers roughly.
Danny inhales shakily, “Want- Wanna feel you-”
“What do you want me to do to you, Danny? Use your words…”
“Fuck me, oh God please just fuck me, holy shit,” Danny begs, squeezing their eyes shut tight and squirming underneath Roy’s tight hold.
“Shh, that’s so good, thank you,” Roy murmurs, caressing Danny’s cheek, “I’m going to fuck you so hard.”
And Danny just moans. They’ve wanted this from Roy for so long, and so many years were wasted convincing themself otherwise that this really feels like a fucking dream come true. It’s their own little fairytale, just for the two of them. Danny gets to live this fantasy with Roy, and that thought alone is almost more mind blowing than the idea of getting rammed until they can’t remember their own name.
Roy leans across to riffle through the nightstand, and turns back to Danny with lube, a condom, and a devious grin on his face. Minutes later, Danny is a whimpering, begging mess just from two of Roy’s fingers stretching them open. Roy is clearly enjoying it, whispering dirty things in their ear as he slowly tortures them with his fingers. When he slides in a third finger, Danny lets out the filthiest, most inhuman sound Roy has ever heard.
“You are just so fucking needy,” Roy says lowly, pulling out his fingers and quickly rolling the condom on.
Danny nods feverently, their eager words of agreement being almost incomprehensible. Roy grabs their tiny hips in his large hands and slides himself in. That moment is almost pure magic, the connection that had been simmering for so many years finally coming to a boil. Danny sobs from the mix of emotion and sheer pleasure, throwing their head back and forth, panting and begging for more while Roy closes his eyes and takes it all in.
Danny is incredibly warm and tight around him, and after a minute he begins to thrust shallowly, making Danny’s mindless babbling slur together. His thrusts quickly become harsher, aiming specifically for Danny’s spot, his grip on them tightens and he grabs the enby’s cock and starts to lavish it with some much needed attention.
“OhGodohGodohGodoh-” Danny rambles, pressing their face into the juncture of Roy’s neck and collarbone, inhaling his comforting, familiar scent, “So good, feels so good, don’t stop please don’t stop.”
“I’m not going to stop, shh, I’ve got you, fuck you’re so good,” Roy groans in response, his thrusts speeding up and his fingers around Danny’s cock tightening, “Are you about to cum for me? Huh?”
“Yes, fuck,” Danny rasps, “Yes yes gonna cum Roy please let me cum I’m gonna- gonna-”
Roy pumps his hand a few more times and whispers right in Danny’s ear, “Cum for me like a good girl.”
And Danny is a gonner. They moan high and long, their hips twitch rapidly and their whole body shakes with the force of their orgasm, ropes of cum covering Roy’s hand and both of their abdomens.
Danny practically goes limp in Roy’s hold, and just a few thrusts later Roy is undone as well, unable to help thrusting even harder and deeper into Danny’s body as he does. He falls on top of Danny, breathing heavy and ragged, and they hold each other tight. Danny’s arms still wrapped around Roy’s back when he carefully rolls them onto their sides so that they’re facing each other, nearly nose to nose. He gingerly pulls out of Danny, ties the condom, and throws it into the bin that he knows is next to the bed.
Roy cups their chin with his clean hand and stares into their dazed, half-lidded eyes. Danny blinks slowly, the afterglow beginning to wear off.
“I can’t believe it took us seven years,” Danny murmurs, reaching up to thread their fingers through Roy’s currently long hair.
“It was worth the wait,” Roy smiles softly, “And now we have the rest of our lives.”
“Yeah,” Danny whispers, “I get the rest of my life with you.”
Because for Roy and Danny it’s nowhere near over. For them it’s all only just begun.
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OK so I had this idea. Damian is the first bat Danny meets and is held by sword point. (Also they're near the same age here) Danny tries to get a joke in like what you gonna do? Kill me?
Danny surprised by his answer like "Ah man ruin the punchline!"
Damian raising a brow.
And danny grins "Yeah! I was going to say, can't kill what's already dead." Danny's eyes glowing green as he phases back into the wall disappearing.
But Damian's answer is what got Danny's interest. Like hmm.. maybe I can trust these vigilantes.
Because the big plot is that Danny is seen as a "phantom" thief.. pfft (he's never seen) As mysterious objects disappear around the city. Some that have shown to be powerful.
Turns out Danny got yeeted out of the ghost zone into this dimension with no clue as of why.. but there is an extremely concerning amount of infinite realms items distributed everywhere.
Danny's really been trying to steal them to keep them out of harms way, staying up in a locked up abandon clock tower. One nobody would normally have access too.
Damian figured that out (having told no one of his encounter with danny) So he knows Danny can phase through walls which means he could get into a place no one can find.)
So that's when Damian gets info from the horse's mouth after stumbling on the collection of things. Danny letting Damian take back one of the least harmful for him to run tests on, to try and get him to believe him.
In the time frame of finding out that Danny was telling the truth that the object was other worldly, Joker gets his hands on a powerful object.
Danny rescues Damian and the other bats while Batman stuck in the old song and dance. Damian recognizing that its danny without having to see him.
"Its actually Phantom in the field. ;3" Danny revealing himself but looking completely different.
Danny apologizing for not being able to get to that item sooner. Joker's artifact keeps danny from getting close enough to nab it. So they end up with a plan. Danny will distract while the others grab it.
Danny basically calling joker a jester (pissing him off) Joker able to send a powerful ball his way and Danny just slings it back like HOT POTATO
"Maybe that wasn't in the ball park."
(also making hints of his own royalty)
Basically just making fun of the joker so he stays pissed, distracting him enough for Damian to snag the bracelet- Though Joker still has left over power and blasts at Damian- for Danny to take the punch shielding him. Sending them both back into the pillar, keeping a small shield around them.
Danny explains the situation and it takes a while to run out the remainder of joker's powers. This time Batman and the other bats taking over.
(Only reason the other bats went along with the plan is because of how familiar damian seem to be.)
Anyways thats how the other bats get informed of Danny's situation. Danny being under high surveillance.. though can see damian disregarding the rules to visit danny. Danny only sticking around to see what happens, though ready to flee at any moment.
…this does become a damian x danny thing they just build up a kinship. Also the bats making fun that maybe it is a gene thing.. because its like catwoman and batman. parallel. LOL (Copied this from how i explained it in discord because i suck at explaining things as good as i do the first time around LOL)
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Can we get slasher with a scary male SO? Like, a tiny, innocent baby who's actually more threatening than them?
I love this, yes!!!
Some Slashers with a Teeny Tiny Nightmare of an S/O
Michael Myers
First off- Y E S !
He would adore you!! The way your gaze sharpens when you want to be threatening, your stealth and hidden strength and your obvious skills with multiple weapons. 
The two of you together are terrifying. He risks going into public unmasked just so he can silently loom as you do the same. God forbid anyone tried to rob you! You’re almost certain you could scare them away with no more than a glance!
Michael offered pointers on how to be scarier, and ended up learning from you instead. The simple things like the set of your shoulders and placing of your feet are whats crucial to looking taller and stronger than you really are. 
He’ll show you exactly how he uses his blade. It isn’t anything traditional, it’s basically just stab and slash, but he does have some tact. 
Once you learn everything from him, you’re basically a mini-Michael. He’ll even offer to bring you on some hunts, and whether or not you want to be a murderer is up to you.
Jason Voorhees
The moment he first saw you he had to stop in his tracks. You had a baseball bat clutched tightly in your hands, and the look in your eyes would have any normal human shaking in their boots!
Jason doesn’t try to be scary, but he’s terrifying nonetheless. If you were to give him pointers on how you act scary, he’d be the most threatening thing on the planet.
Soon, he’s learned to look twice as tall and twice as muscled, and in return he’s taught you everything you need to know to handle a machete or other weapons like hatchets or even screwdrivers. 
Sometimes you even scare him. You’re just so tiny and fast, he’s almost sure that you would beat him in a fight.
On multiple occasions, trespassing teenagers have stumbled upon you and begged for help. No more than a glance is enough to tell them that they won’t be getting any from you.
If they ever tried to attack you upon realizing you were with Jason, you’d beat them. But even if you didn’t, Jason would make their death more slow than usual as punishment for going near his spooky baby >:(
Bubba Sawyer
He’d be absolutely terrified of you. Even though you’d absolutely never hurt him, he’ll walk on eggshells in the beginning of the relationship as not to make you angry.
He’s grateful for your threatening demeanour since it acts as a sort of repellant towards Nubbins and ChopTop. Though they’d never admit it they’re terrified of you.
Bubba and you are polar opposites. You’re small and cute but holy shit you’re terrifying when you choose to be, and he’s tall and scary but he’s the purest.
Drayton trust you enough to help with the family hunting. Your job is usually to help round up any runaways, showing yourself with a weapon to send them in the other direction, directly towards Bubba.
Bubba lives hunting with you! Even though he’s afraid for you, it’s so exhilarating and it’s much easier with you doing the job you do!
He’ll buy you your own chainsaw, whichever one fits your size. Together, you’re unstoppable, and absolutely horrifying! He admires your ability to terrify!
Danny ‘Jed Olsen’ Johnson
Danny, like you, looks rather innocent on the outside, but he knows exactly how to intimidate. Just like you, he can wear a certain look in his eye or tone to his voice, and he’s more than deadly with a blade. 
Together you’d be the perfect killer duo. He would freak if you ever asked to join in on his murdering. Of course, not everyone would, and he’d love you either way. 
You could act like a sort of guard dog, making sure no one got too close to his headquarters. He can go out much more often now, unafraid of his home being discovered.
He’s dumbfounded when you actually manage to make a shiver run up his spine. Your glare is so intense it makes him shudder! Awesome!
The admiration he holds for you is endless and abysmal. You’re his idol! You can do everything he can do and more, despite your size and natural look of innocence. 
The way you change from sweet and pure to brooding and deadly makes his heart flutter. You’re truly perfect for him.
Pyramid Head
Pyramid Head has lived in a world of horror for as long as he can remember. He’s always been the most threatening, at the top of the food- or fear chain.
When you stumbled along and he approached you, he was taken aback by the sheer intensity in your threatening glare. He had never been scared, but you instilled the slightest trickle of fear into his chest. 
He’s intrigued by you in your entirety, and he’s impressed by how you can be so scary when you’re so small. He wants pointers! He’s a fast learner, so you won’t have to spend long explaining how he can shift his stance to portray a threat. 
For someone who can’t speak, body language is everything, so learning from you is one of the best things that could ever happen to him. Together, you intimidate the entirety of Silent Hill, and you basically own the place. 
He’s still shaken by your intimidation to this day. Whenever you’re prompted to shift from your sweet stance, the entire room seems to get colder and the mood shifts immediately. He notices the tension. 
He loves you and how scary you are, you’re everything he would want in an S/O. He can count on you to defend yourself and him, but you’re also so kind to him, giving him the affection he’s lived without!
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If you could change ten things about Teen Wolf what would you change??
OMG BUCKLE DOWN BECAUSE IT’S GONNA BE A LONG ONE! Do asks have a word limit? Guess we gonna find out! (Sometimes I wish I could speak these replies, they sound much funnier when I am speaking out loud to myself and then they are just weird and flat typed up but I DIGRESS! I do that a lot, have you noticed? Doesn’t matter.)
(Also, I did put a “Keep Reading” but for some reason it’s not working. Or it’s not showing as working on my end. But it’s right under this paragraph I swear so if it’s not working, that isn’t on me....)
1) SO! Trauma. People be dealing with their traumas. That’d be a thing I’d like, thank you. Like, I’m sorry, but there is a fuckton of trauma in this show and everyone like, goes to bed at night and wakes up cured. Like MAGIC! I mean, yes, I get that magic is a thing in the show (is it? I mean kind of? Idk, I never saw past season 4, they alluded to magic and then SNATCHED THAT AWAY so, side-note, that’s coming up later!) But yes, I would’ve very much liked for people to, you know, deal with their traumas in a realistic fashion. Let’s get some therapy going, or like, idk, some actual negative reactions to thing! They kind of had that with Stiles every now and then, but he seemed to be up and down episode to episode so like, it’d be like they wrote an episode where he reacts to what happened to him and then four episodes have gone by where he’s fine and the writers were like “OH YEAH SHIT HE JUST MURDERED LIKE A WHOLE HOSPITAL, make him have a panic attack randomly over dropping milk, that balances out, excellent, we’re so smart.” So yes. DEAL. WITH. THE. TRAUMA! Thanks.
2) LESS CHARACTERS, MORE DEVELOPMENT! I mentioned this in another recent ask about relationships but like, they just kept shoving characters in there. Like one of those clown cars. So we got like, 30% character development on the core group and then the rest was like “wait, who are you again?” Like, legit, I have a bad memory, you put too many people in front of me, I ain’t gonna remember them unless they have a good personality or a reason to be there. And like, develop their relationships! Not even romantically, but like, Scott’s mom loves Scott, that is sweet and lovely, but like, we never really… see… that… developed? Idk man, like again, I have a bad memory, but when you really develop relationships WELL (ex: Brooklyn-nine-nine), that shit sticks with you and you CARE about people. The friendships are important, and the familial relationships are important and just developing all the dynamics is important! They spent more time showcasing how much everyone hated each other and lied to each other and stuff and that just got really tiring. Yes, you’re allowed to get mad at your friends, but if you’re a Werewolf, and your human friend is calling you when there is a fucking monster running around killing people, can you maybe stop making out with your girlfriend and answer your phone so your friend isn’t treading water with a 200+ pound Werewolf for 2 hours? Like, JUST SAYING! (Spoiler alert: Me and Scott would not be close friends. Like, I think we’d be friends, but not so much that I’d trust him with my life. If I wanted to grab pizza and a movie, maybe play some video games, he sounds like a treat, but if my life was in danger, thanks I be callin’ someone who answers their phone).
3) Actual consequences for their actions! Okay like, I am also guilty of this in fanfic, but at the same time, my writing is free, I don’t get paid for it, and I write what I want because that’s how it works, so I can do whatever I please (If I wanna make the Hales royalty for the millionth time, ain’t nobody gonna stop me!). But like, when you are a legit paid screenwriter who is writing a show? Consequences! Just because it’s a show about Werewolves doesn’t mean there can’t be any consequences! Like, the best scene, and I feel like we can agree, because fuck it like, hurt my soul and my heart and I was just so like ;~; was when the sheriff got fired (fired? suspended? TEMPORARILY UNEMPLOYED!) because Stiles stole a police van when they locked Jackson up in it. Like, that shit was REAL LIFE CONSEQUENCES for actions, and that shit was intense and it HURT and omg I loved it! Give me more of that! Like, I’m sorry, but you gonna tell me Nogistune!Stiles walked through the hospital murdering a bazillion people and not one camera was working the whole time? Not one? Nobody saw that? Nobody went “hey, isn’t that the sheriff’s kid?” Like, CAN. YOU. IMAGINE?! That would’ve been so amazing, a bunch of episodes of the pack scrambling to keep the Supernatural a secret while also trying to stop Stiles from GETTING ARRESTED because saying “Sorry ma’am, I was possessed by a demon fox who likes chaos and thought murdering a bunch of people would be fun” ain’t gonna fly in court and the FBI sure isn’t gonna believe that but like, UGH! Again, bad memory, but was the fact that Dark!Stiles wandered through the hospital killing people EVER brought up again???? CONSEQUENCES. Woulda really liked that.
4) STOP with unnecessary romances. Like, yeah, I get it, the allos like their romances, but shockingly, you can still have a good show without focussing on the romance. Like, it can be there, I’m not saying don’t put it in, I’m saying DON’T MAKE IT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING! Like, the entirety of season one was Scott chasing Allison and Stiles chasing Lydia. This… this does not make an interesting show? Like, is that just me? And then as the season progressed, EVERYONE had to be in a relationship? WHY? Again, haven’t seen past season four, but I mean, I know Scott and Kira were a thing, and then Stiles and Malia, and Liam and some… person? Idk. And Ethan and Danny (congrats Jeff, you get to tick your “I had representation in my show!” box, well done, gold star, or whatever). And Isaac and Allison, and Melissa and Chris (apparently?). And then Stydia was alluded as being canon, and Scott ended up with Malia somehow?? And Derek slept with half the town and all of Mexico, idek. Like, stop it. Stop. Shows work without everything being about everyone banging each other. (See again: Brooklyn-nine-nine, or Avatar the Last Airbender, or The Good Place, or even fucking Supernatural!) You can have a good, interesting story without everyone banging each other. It ain’t necessary.
5) More actual storytelling (again, this woulda worked better without the unnecessary romances taking up 49 of the 50 minutes of air-time). Like, yes, I get it, pilot’s gotta have some pizzaz! Gotta be spicy and sparkly to make people interested (and like, fucking hell, all I can remember of the pilot is sobbing Allison soaking wet–LIKE, WAS THAT NECESSARY???–about the dog she hit and oh noes is it dead well thank God the lead character works for a vet! And somehow has keys and access to the whole clinic like nbd at all hours? Whatever. I wasn’t even allowed inside my blockbuster as a shift lead if it was off-hours but apparently a high school student doing paperwork at a vet clinic is different, I’m not a vet so what do I know? I HAD A BAD DAY OKAY, I GOT FEELINGS ABOUT THIS RN!) I went off-topic, what was I saying? Oh yes, storytelling. You know what woulda been nice? Werewolves! It happens, we find out about Laura, we find out about Werewolves, Scott gets bitten, all that jazz. And then like… ease in the Hunters? Like, why was there Laura/Derek, Peter, AND the Hunters all crammed into the pilot? Yes, I get it, you need the SUSPENSE and the DRAMA, but you can do that without the Hunters right off the bat. Just, how CONVENIENT~ that the same day Derek and Laura come back, Hunters move to town? That’s just lazy, and again, I can be guilty of laziness, I admit to it, but I literally get paid in—like, do hearts count? I get paid in hearts and pats on the back for my fics, I can write whatever I want. If you’re getting paid to write something, try a bit harder, yes? Yes???
What number am I on? Oh good Lord, I got things to say, okay.
6) MAGIC! Can you like—I feel like this one is self-explanatory. Stiles did the whole mountain ash thing in season one, and it was SO PROMISING, and then that just died. It died like Maes Hughes getting shot in a phonebooth (spoiler, but really, you haven’t seen that yet, that’s a you problem). Why even bother introducing magic if you weren’t gonna use it? Like, was it because people like Stiles more than Scott and the showrunner was like “nonono. If we make him magic, he’s TOO cool, and then Scott is unimportant.” I mean, you coulda worked that in your favour, but no. You just murdered the fuck out of it, like straight up took it out back and shot it. Like, yeah, Derek went kiddo again and Jennifer was apparently all magic beauty spell or whatever, but like?? That’s it??? You had a show about Werewolves and you didn’t even try to make it more interesting by making some of the characters magic? Lydia’s basically the closest and they didn’t even explain her powers that well. Magic would’ve been dope and they totally shoved that to the side. That was dumb. Shoulda done something with that.
7) Explain things more? Don’t mention them once and then do nothing? Like, we got some brief stuff about anchors, and emissaries (which are super duper secret according to Deaton but then like, EVERYONE KNOWS HE IS EMISSARY SO WHICH IS IT DEATON? YOU TELL ME!) Like, they had so much opportunity to talk about so many things and again, maybe that comes out more in the later seasons, idk, but they likely coulda done with more explanations and they didn’t and this angers me GREATLY. They mention something once and then it never comes up again. That’s some Lost bullshit right there. Don’t start something if you’re not gonna commit. You tell me the beginning of the story, I wanna fucking know the end, don’t forget halfway through and wander away, that ain’t right, I NEED ANSWERS JEFF! And like, as above, never really got Lydia’s powers. I know what a Banshee is, but her powers did NOT make sense to me. Idk, could just be that I’m dumb, but similarly, don’t write something so convoluted that it confuses people, that is also dumb. As dumb as I am so like, well done there. And also do we get more on Parrish? I know he’s a Hellhound, but how does one get born a Hellhound and not know until you are conveniently lit on fire by someone trying to kill you for money? (Also, you bean, you absolute treasure, “I’m worth five dollars?” You’re so cute. Silly child.) I feel like being a Hellhound is something that woulda come up before getting barbecued in his cruiser. Like, he works a stressful job, you gonna tell me not ONCE while getting shot at he didn’t have a massive heart attack over a close call and like, burst into flames? No? Is that just a me thing? I feel like the slightest annoyance and I’d be fully on fire, not gonna lie. (I’d be on fire a LOT… CLEARLY I AM AN ANGRY PERSON! No, that’s not true. No yes it is, I am angry, but more angry lately because I’m sleep-deprived and work is dumb ANYWAY back to this)
8) EMBRACE THE SIDE CHARACTERS! Okay, so MAYBE Scott is meant to be the golden child. The Dick Grayson of the show, if you will. The original Robin, the creme de la creme. That’s all fine and dandy if he is, no judgement (little judgement), but you know what you don’t do when your side characters are getting a lot of attention and love? What you DO NOT do is give them less screen time. Because then you’re being petty and, shockingly, you get more positive results when you give the fans what they want. I’m not talking about pairings, because everyone is different, and you can’t cater to everyone, but like, the more people moved away from liking Scott, the harder the showrunners pushed him into our faces. And like, that isn’t how this works. If I like side character 87 a lot, and the lead’s getting annoying, you know what’s gonna make me NOT watch the show? Cutting out side character 87 (hey, for shits and gigs, let’s call him DANNY, just, not coincidentally at all) and then just shoving the lead into my face. That is what makes someone go “Well, four seasons is enough, I can happily live knowing I didn’t waste my life watching two more of them.” Like??? I’m not saying cut out Scott, because the show is ABOUT Scott, but the more everyone tried to showcase how amazing and wonderful and pure and perfect he was, the more annoying it got? Like, Scott has flaws. THEY ALL HAVE FLAWS! If you don’t admit that they all have flaws, it gets boring, and you hate the characters. I know that Scott turned into a douche later (apparently, again, haven’t seen it), but even in the early seasons by trying to make him this pure True Alpha golden angel child who spreads love and hope and trusts everyone, it just got boring. He was vanilla, and also a bad friend, because he was too “perfect” to be around someone “imperfect” like Stiles, and even like, the rest of the pack overall. He was always put on a pedestal and it made the show really… irksome? Idk, I just feel like yes, SCOTT is the Teen Wolf, but you added all these damn side characters, maybe use them a bit more? At least Stiles was interesting, and Lydia was fucking badass, and fucking hell, if you’d done right by Boyd and Erica, the actors wouldn’t have left for better shows so like, come on man, you coulda done better. We coulda had such a dope show, why you gotta crush my dreams like that Jeff? What did I ever do to you?
I know this is only eight, but this is long enough, if I go two more, this is gonna be IN.SANE. And also it’s late and I haven’t finished my fic for the day (I mean, I’m almost done, but I’m not done yet!) So like, I’ma stop here. But yes, hopefully this answered your question. Sorry I got REALLY PASSIONATE about it but it’s been a day.
Also, I feel this needs to be said, but obviously these are my own personal opinions, and as opinions, you are not obligated to agree with them. But you are also not allowed to tell me my opinion is wrong. You can disagree with it, but this is an opinion, not a law, so there is no right and wrong. Don’t @ me, my day’s been bad enough kthx!
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, BE BACK IN LIKE TWENTY(?) MINUTES!
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Blush. Chapter 5
Chapter written by @ecto-american!
Disclaimer: actual sex ed talk
FFN || AO3
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God it felt like forever until he was finally leaving the bathroom again, even though the clock on the wall said it had only been about five minutes. He waited for Sam to leave and for his personal issues to figure themselves out before he swung the bathroom door open. Thankfully, nobody was there, and he sighed heavily. He was  not  looking forward to returning to the class. Maybe he should just skip.
Ugh, and risk having to do a one on one private sex education lesson with Mr. Lancer? No thanks. He’d rather get the talk from the Box Ghost. 
He dragged his feet towards the classroom. Elliot was obviously back in the class by now, probably already telling everybody what had just happened. Which was nothing, but once he spread the news to Paulina, that was all she wrote. Paulina could spread gossip so fast that it was honestly impressive. Almost a superpower. 
Danny stood in the doorframe of the class before immediately turning to leave. Fuck this.
“Hey!” Mike’s voice called out accusingly. “Come on. Can’t skip out.” God, why couldn’t the accident have fully killed him? Ghosts didn’t have to go to school. Or suffer through having to listen to the sex talk. 
Taking a deep breath, he turned to see the bane of his existence. Elliot, grinning like the cat that ate the canary, was sitting in the previously unoccupied seat that was to Danny’s left. That absolute fucker changed seats  again , and Danny avoided eye contact as he returned to his chair. Elliot watched him like a hawk. 
No sooner than he planted himself, Elliot scooted his chair closer to him. Danny refused to look at him. The other leaned into him.
“Couldn’t wait, aye?” he whispered, not even bothering to hold back a snicker. 
Danny’s eyes flickered to the front. Mike’s attention was on a student who had asked a question. He took the chance to punch Elliot in the shoulder. Hard. The exchange student’s seat jerked back a bit, and he winced as he rubbed his shoulder. Danny hoped it would bruise. Tucker nudged Danny, giving him a weird look. Danny shook his head, and he rubbed his face with his hands tiredly. He knew his face was bright red. 
“You know, girls with more experience tend to give you a better time,” Elliot’s voice refused to shut the fuck up. “So uh, ya know. You’re welcome.”
“For what?” Danny scowled. 
“Dude, Sam and I have done stuff. We’d go to her house and such, I’ve been to third base like, at least four times.”
Danny felt his hands shake with rage. God damn it, god  fucking damn it.  He knew that wasn’t true. He was there on every date, from beginning to end because he specifically didn’t trust him. And even when he stopped, Tucker was there. Nothing happened. He knew it. But how do you call a guy out like that? How do you prove that you know he’s full of shit?
“You’re full of shit,” was all Danny could find himself able to say. “And just shut the hell up about Sam already. You guys broke up. It’s over. Done. Let it go.”
Elliot gave a small hum.
“Eh, I dunno. I thought about asking her out again,” Elliot said slyly. 
Danny took a deep breath. He refused to fall into this guy’s petty crap. No, no, he wasn’t, he was just trying to test his patience.  He’s just trying to get a reaction out of you, Fenton. Don’t give him one. 
He made a point of ignoring Elliot, instead opening the Planned Parenthood booklet to the section related to Mike’s lecture. He zoned out though. None of this mattered, he wasn’t an idiot. Condoms and consent, basic stuff. Not like he planned on going out and getting wild. 
Well of course, there were some girls he wouldn’t mind getting wild with. Paulina instantly came to mind. She had an excellent body. One he had seen in a swimsuit before. And of course, it’s not like he didn’t think about it with Valerie when they were together. He liked her a lot. Plus Sam. Sam had such a nice gentle touch. And soft lips and hands. Why did he never realize that?
Danny spaced out, staring ahead at the front of the class. He wished Sam was here, next to him instead of fucking Elliot. By now, she’d likely have leaned into him, bored to tears herself. Sometimes she cuddled up into him if it was cold. It wasn’t now, but it wouldn’t be the first time he purposefully made the classroom a bit chilly for that very reason. Her hugs were always just comforting and calming. 
“Dude, taste this,” Tucker’s voice broke him from his thoughts. Danny glanced to see his friend. He had opened another condom packet, and he was holding it up to Danny. 
“...What?” 
“Dude, it tastes really good,” Tucker insisted. “It tastes just like mint.”
“I’m not licking any condoms that you’ve already been licking,” Danny scowled. 
“Just open yours and taste it,” Tucker encouraged. Danny sighed, giving a light shrug. Well, anything to pass the time. 
He opened the condom packet. It was greasy and felt gross, and he hesitantly pressed his tongue against it. Surprisingly, Tucker was right. Not too bad.
“Huh, that does taste like mint,” he hummed in surprise. 
He put the entire, still rolled condom in his mouth. He sucked on it for a bit before spitting it back out into his hand. Danny studied Mike until Mike turned his back and Lancer was still distracted before slapping it on Elliot’s cheek. The wet condom stuck there for a second before falling to the floor. Elliot immediately turned to glare at him. He glanced to make sure the teachers were still distracted before returning the punch from earlier, hitting Danny in the upper arm. 
Danny flinched. It definitely didn’t hurt nearly as much as a ghost, but it still ached for a moment. He refused to rub his shoulder to comfort himself. This was apparently a bad move. Elliot glared at him until the next available opportunity, and he hit him again. Danny let out an irritated groan from clenched teeth. That one hurt a bit more.
“Cut it out before I kick you so hard you can be assured that you’ll never have a kid,” Danny threatened. 
“Bold of you to even assume I want children, Fenton,” Elliot replied in a hushed tone. “The best birth control is having a one year old nephew that screams all the time and constantly shits himself out of excitement whenever he hears the ice cream truck. No fucking thanks. From the looks of things, you’re the one that needs to be neutered. I can gladly help.”
Elliot shifted a bit away from him, only to raise his foot to attempt to kick him. Obviously, he only hit Danny’s side. The halfa grabbed Elliot’s foot, yanking him hard. He fell out of the seat with a surprised yelp. 
“You guys okay?” Mike’s voice called out. Upon hearing the noises, Mr. Lancer had snapped to his feet.
“You two better not be messing around,” Mr. Lancer’s voice instantly caused a wave of complete silence to fall upon the classroom. “This is an important lesson you will carry for the rest of your lives. I expect you to pay attention, or else I will assign homework or give a pop quiz on this.”
Elliot put his elbow up on the table, pulling himself up and back onto his seat. 
“I’m fine, just tilted my chair back too much,” he lied. He flashed Lancer a fake smile. The teacher didn’t look amused.
“Watch yourself, Mr. Gregor,” he warned before sitting back down. 
Mike gave a friendly smile at the class before continuing his conversation. Danny sat up a bit straighter. Of all the days to get detention, this was not the day he wanted to have to deal with that. Sure, he wasn’t on the radar now, but it wouldn’t be long. 
He felt Elliot nudge him, and he pointedly ignored it. He focused on Mike, who was answering Kwan’s inquiry about a male birth control pill. Elliot poked him. Danny did nothing.
“Hey, you mad just because I know that Sam wears pink panties?” Elliot whispered. That was enough to instantly boil his blood.
“You don’t know shit,” Danny hissed at him. 
“Oh I know all about how Sam secretly has bright pink panties,” Elliot taunted. Danny rolled his eyes. He had done Sam’s laundry before. He’s done her emergency overnight packing. They’ve gotten a bit heavy during makeouts twice. She’s stayed over for sleepovers since they were like twelve. And even if none of that happened, he doubted Sam would secretly wear pink. She didn’t care what others thought, if she wanted to wear pink, she’d just openly wear pink.
“You’re so full of crap,” Danny scowled. “They’re almost all black or purple. At least one’s dark gray with black bats all over them. You really think Sam would wear pink like, ever? Dumbass.”
Elliot stared at him, mouth slightly open. Tucker was staring at him too, with wide eyes. Danny didn’t really notice them, focusing his attention once more on Mike. He had, at some point, began writing a list of pros and cons up on the board of various birth control methods. Danny studied it for a moment. Mike glanced at the clock. He patted the box set before him on the table.
“Okay, so we’re approaching lunch, so I’m going to take a pause right now to just say that this box has some condoms, sample-size lube bottles, and some short books about gender identity that you can take as you wish,” Mike explained, holding up the items as he spoke. “There’s just some fun stickers too, and we also have a card that has the number of a therapist office we partner with. We’ll be leaving the door unlocked, so you can come in and grab it discreetly during lunch if you don’t want to in the rush to leave. I won’t be in here, I’ll actually be with Mallory in Room 105, which I understand is the uh.” Mike paused. “Room just down the hall?” The class nodded at him. “Cool. So we’ll be there if you want to ask more personal questions.”
The bell finally rang, and Danny sighed in relief. Elliot was already out of his seat, mumbling something about needing to update Paulina asap on something, out the door before Mike could even continue.
“Alrighty folks, if you wanna take some bananas with you as part of lunch too, feel free!” Mike shot a teasing smile at Danny, and the teen sunk in his seat before quickly getting to his feet and making a fast-walk for the door. “We won’t be needing them later on, so take as many as you like. And of course, feel free to take whatever you want from the box.”
As he passed by, Danny glanced into the box, a blurred colorful assortment of condoms, stickers and the sample lube bottles. He refused to stop and take one, unlike a few brave souls behind him, including Tucker for some reason, who stopped to grab anywhere from one, to a handful. Or in Tucker’s case,  two  handfuls? What? Tucker wasn’t even dating anybody right now.
He quickly turned the corner out of the classroom, and a quick glance around, he noticed he was alone. He turned invisible, and he walked back in, intangibly going through his classmates to peak into the box. Danny paused before looking around as the contents were shifted as classmates hunted for what they wanted, and finally, he grabbed two purple colored condoms, Sam’s secret favorite color. She liked to act like it was black, but he knew deep down that it was purple. He walked out, seeing the hallway become crowded, though everybody seemed wrapped up in their own business. The normal.
The halfa slipped into a janitor’s closet, turning visible. He quickly left and shut the door behind him, walking until he spied his friend. Tucker was crouched on the floor next to the lockers near the classroom they had just exited, trying to carefully put his new condom collection into his open backpack without spilling them all over the floor.
“Do you really need that many?” Danny wondered. Tucker grinned. 
“Better safe than sorry!” he told him.
“What about when you get all your tech back, it’s not gonna all fit,” Danny pointed out. Tucker gave Danny an intense, serious look. 
“I’ll find a way,” he assured him before returning to his task. He was picking up fallen condoms to stuff into his bag. 
Danny chuckled. He glanced up and into the classroom, unintentionally locking eyes with Elliot. The other was talking with Mike. About what, Danny couldn’t tell, but Elliot had immediately shot him a light smirk. Danny scowled back, crossing his arms.
“Come on, Tuck, I’m starving, and I’m not really interested in having a condom for lunch,” Danny spoke up.  And I miss Sam.  He turned to begin walking, hearing Tucker scrambling to zip his backpack newly full of condoms and rush after him.
“So uh...do you wanna talk about how come you know what kind of underwear Sam wears?” Tucker questioned. Danny stared blankly at him before he flushed, scowling. 
“Tucker, you’ve seen her underwear. You did her laundry and helped me pack her stuff before.” 
Tucker blinked, thinking on this answer for a moment. Danny stood on his tiptoes, looking for a sign of Sam coming from the other classroom. None. She was probably at her locker, and he began to walk towards it, Tucker following.
“...Yeah but I’ve never like...kept track of the colors,” Tucker said slowly. Danny could feel his cheeks turning a bit redder, but he refused to reply. “Sooo...wanna expand a little on those three makeout times that I apparently didn’t know about?”
“No,” Danny said shortly before finally spotting Sam. He sighed happily, taking a few eager steps towards her.
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