#band quotes

[controlsirens]

#post punk #post hardcore #2014 aesthetic #hotel books #la dispute band #la dispute #poetry #screamo #midwest emo #hardcode #2014 grunge #lyric quotes #bring back 2014 #band quotes #emo #emo bands

[stuckwithcaraphernelia]

“If I mean anything to you, I’m sorry, but I’ve made up my mind.”

- Bulls In The Bronx by Pierce The Veil

#bulls in the bronx #pierce the veil #pierce the vic #sad quotes #band quotes #emo #gothic #depressing shit #depressing poem #lyrics #stuckwithcaraphernelia #ptv #ptv lyrics #vic fuentes #tony perry #jaime preciado #mike fuentes #emo music #emo guy #alternative goth #2000s emo #emo scene #Spotify

[ihavetoomuchhomeworkforthis]

So we have Brittney Spears's "[Hit Me] Baby One More Time" in our show music this year, and during the pre-competition rehearsal today:

Someone: "Wait, where are we?"

Saxophone, angrily: "MY LONELINESS IS KILLING ME"

#it was really funny #she (and everyone in earshot including me) started giggling immediately after she yelled that #marching band #saxophone #comp band #competition band #rehearsal #band #band quotes #edit: to be clear - “my loneliness is killing me” WAS the proper reference point in the music and a valid answer to “where are we”

[cryptidfagswag]

Band is over for the year and I'm sad, here are all of the quotes I've gathered from it (long) (very long) (contains sex jokes)

I've got myelin on my jeez-o-pete

Ohp- that's not how you put pants on

Great sound! but the battery died :(

Low brass, can you count to six?

Who won the race? not the band

Let's go swimming, no I might die

You're just eating flour now. Mmmm delicious, I'm choking

Why are you thinking about his cock? Thats not very "I like women'' of you

You do everything he says, he's got this big ass knife

Shit me, fuck me, stick me in a can

You're good with that?

I mean, yeah, I know how to use an elevator-

*carrying chimes up the stairs,*

Don't mind me, just a fairy

Festive, super festive, like Santa threw up

They will not be held responsible unless they stab you directly with a sea urchin

What kind of pie?

Pie!!!

Put your bongos away Noah, you delinquent

Nah I like my men with nice tits

Can you feel it, the rays of sunshine, joy, fear

Hey, it's kinda hot up here. It's not really, I just want you to take off your clothes

Anyone want…plugs

If you can suck a mouthpiece, you can suck a dick

That shits gonna kill you

That's the point

Chicken pot?

Pie!!!

Causes microwave issues

C'mon, fuck me in the ass. With a condom, don't forget that part

How are you today

Pretty fucking horny

See, now I know you're gonna hide

But you don't know where

I'm sticking my penis places it shouldn't be. Like the meat grinder. I'm making sauce, making it saucy

Let's play happy!

Oh, I am not happy anymore

Industry baby!

Everybody just started sobbing, you cannot think this is a good idea

He took, no, he took his skin and fed it to his family, he's a good luck charm

When I die, I wanna get cremated and put into a blunt

Ah, fuck me

Was that an invitation?

Was that an offer?

Contrary to popular belief, I am in fact a bottom

Murder hornets all over those clarinets

Sweet Caroline, fuck my ass

There's nothing inspiring about your digga-digga-dahts

Oboe- gods gift to the woodwind section

It's not a gift, it's a a hazard

Oboe, more like oh no

I just burped on the snare

What the fuck-

Just thought I’d let you boys know

Look, a Lowe's! We're gonna build a wall!

Poom poom

Beacon no, we promised we'd stop

I'm the recessive trait hiding in your phenotypes

I'd make out with you in a Denny's parking lot, and I'd suck your dick outside and IHOP

Do you have a shitty pancake restaurant kink?

Ok no, if you got a worm, and fried it in cheese, it would be exactly like a cheeto

Honestly I would eat a worm raw

Ohp you're too tall, I decapitated you

Friends, colleagues, fucking rat bastards

He dropped his euphonium on my tuba once. Well, not my tuba, if it was my tuba I would've murdered him.

We need an instrument. Aha! So, a clarinetist walks into a bar- no-

Where did you even get that?

Theft? I don't know

Babies aren't supposed to be that cute, they're like, all mushy. There's too much skin and not enough surface area

The guy with the bottle of rocks looked like he was having fun

Silas is in the shit container

Honestly I'm just really tired and really horny

A balloon fetish, like, do you stick your penis in a balloon

Dude if a worm looks at me, I will cry for like, two hours

Dad, where do babies come from? Mmm storks

I could fight someone with my cheeks and win

Do you need lungs to play the trumpet? No

Sorry I can't come to band today, my pigs are giving birth

I'm straight but I too would offer my hole to him

Wyatt put your trumpet mouthpiece in this

Do not put your trumpet mouthpiece in this

Vape? Nah, half a clarinet

Have you seen gus?

Oh he's over there getting molested by his mustard yellow friends

I can't wait to get to Hawaii and say 'bonjour, mexico'

It burns my mouth like a hot pocket from hell

I am shiny, fabulous, and full of syrup

I had to manhandle my English muffin

Stop crying, start smoking

I like the humidity. Makes me feel moisturized. Like I'm being licked by the atmosphere, everywhere on my body

No I would like to sex him with considerable vigor

Don't you wanna climb up those mountains, it looks so appetizing. Gonna slurp up those clouds

Oh is that nice on your cute little patoots

Anyone got weed up there?

Yeah! Do you want me to just, like, toss it down?

I remember you, you were useless

Penguins, cause they have toes. That's gonna go well

Let loose and defenestrate

I like it, you look like a stripper

I want to vomit with gusto, with enthusiasm

I am actually a trained exorcist

I like that in a man

That did considerable hurt upon me. I did not like that

They went spearfishing together, that's the gayest shit I've heard all week

Who would win, Scheels or an orca

As in, dressing up in a dinosaur costume and fighting Elvis

We say 'here's the tune,' and then we all just scream for six minutes

Damn girl, what those knees do

Hold on a minute, im sacrificing a freshman to the old gods

No, no, come back, i'm getting sacrificed

I've heard you play, you sound scrumptious, you sound slaylicious

Isn't today a special day to be a third trumpet

No, part of my personality is I'm just having an existential crisis, all the time

That's not smoke on the water, that's I smoked too much

I want to be the justice, wrath, and love of God all at once

He has his masters in going hee honk

Do you like country? Well you're about to find out

He drives like a maniac with his colossal biceps

How do you do the alphabet? It's complicated

Why did you touch your toes like that?

Because we're thermostats

I don't want to know your name, I like our relationship the way it is

You have no business wanting my skin

I will feed your sun dried bones to the old gods

Mack, what time do we get out?

Like, 10:40

What time is it?

10:22

Jesus balls

Violence is not the answer

But cannibalism is

Our churches are all, like, old Walmarts

Shake that bagpipe? Yes please

Everyone's days are numbered

Your number is significantly lower than the average american

#long post #band quotes #concert band #pep band #jazz band #wind ensemble #band #bassoon #saxophone #tenor sax #flute #clarinet #marching band #tuba #euphonium #trumpet #French horn #percussion #high school band #bass clarinet #oboe #cw sex jokes #band kids have filthy minds #and mouths #wow #the things I’ve heard #not all of these are about band #it's the place and the people that count ok

[music-class-quotes]

snare: i have to go home and write a body paragraph of an essay. I’ve already written the introduction and once i write the body paragraph i get to submit it

Me: oh that sucks. I have to do LAUNDRY tomorrow

snare: oh no LAUNDRY!

Me: i hate laundry but i do prefer laundry to dishes

snare: the thing is, with stuff like math homework you only have it for like another year or two. or if you have to take it in college, but its still not very much. but with dishes and laundry, you have to do it for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

#band #marching band #band meme #band quotes #music #music meme #music quotes #music class quotes

[aspiringfictionwriter]

Episode Three of Band this Week

Percussionist: Any ideas on how I can stay in the right parts while looking at the director?

Band director: Listen for queues.

Percussionist: What?

Clarinet: He’s queueless!

#aspiringfictionwriter #band #band camp #bandcamp #band memes #school band #band jokes #band director #shitpost #band meme #band quotes #bad jokes #bad joke #this is a bad joke

[adudeandaguitar]

And as I sunk to sleep My hampered heart did pine I should not say I love you But I feel it all the time

-Intersection, Modern Baseball

#midwest emo #modern baseball #slaughter beach dog #jake ewald #modern baseball is my favorite band #song lyrics #bands #favorite bands #band quotes #indie emo #this shit got me in my feels frfr

[bookdragon12]

"Don't practice till you get it right, practice till you can't get it wrong." -My band teacher

#band #band quotes

[teamhalloweenkids]

El codex deuce aka The Deathly Hallows by Captain Tre Jackit

#the codex #el codex deuce #halloween #horror #team halloween kids #team ghostie #thirteen ghosts #motionless in white #miw #art #goth #band quotes #captain tre jackit #rip #devil punch bowl #voodoo #wiccan #wicca #wiccandoitbetter #yes wiccan #yes wiccan! #zodiac killer #zombie survival guide #sleepy hollow #the deathly hallows

[bandclass]

Things get hard and I don't wanna play it anymore.

-the low brass

#band #band class #band quotes #low brass #trombone #saxophone #euphonium

[band-room-quotes]

The pope: my daughter’s middle name is Denice

Tenor Sax: Denice and Denephew

Mod Flute: your son’s middle name should be Denephew

#mod flute #concert band #band quotes #funny #funny post #funny quotes

[oasis1022]

No one:

Literally no one:

My band teacher at ten in the morning: “WHO WANTS SNACKS”

Me: “ME!” *Gets up and hops as fast as humanly possible on one leg because my other knee is in a brace*

Class: *Laughing at my antics*

The overprotective senior that’s adopted me: “OASIS, YOU’RE HURT”

Me: “And? I wanted cheetos”

#band camp #pep band #band quotes #band stuff #marching band #director #band director #english #frienship #friendship #best friend #friends #its funny really #funny content #funny quotes #funny #haha lol #hehehe #lol #its funny i think #its funny i promise #funny stuff #funny post

[wehavewords]

"I think when we are children we use make believe as a creative outlet, but as we get older we use daydreaming as a tool of protection when we feel overwhelmed and as a way to have control over something.”

Jenny Andreotti

#wehavewords #Jenny Andreotti #Fawns of Love #band quotes #music #music quotes #words #quotes #life quotes #life #quotes about life #true words #favorite quotes #arts and culture #self care #mental wellness

[ihavetoomuchhomeworkforthis]

so at the competition yesterday:

Mello 4: Ok guys, remember, Lana Del Rey is in the stands, she's gonna be watching our show, she's- we have to make it the BEST show ever ok?

[agreement from Mello 1]

Me (Mello 3) to Mello 2, quietly: "who's Lanna de re?"

Mello 2: *shrugs* "I dunno, a pop singer probably"

Mello 2: "Hey [Mello 4], Lanah de ray doesn't motivate either of us"

Mello 4: "Oh." *turns to me* "well, uh, Spock is in the stands"

#I forget how Mello 4 even knew I was a trekkie??? I mean I hardly keep it secret but? #the reason the numbers seem out of order is because those are our actual drill chart numbers (this year) #not in order of appearance in the text post #marching band #competition band #comp band #band quotes #mellophone #mello #spock #incorrect quotes #incorrect band quotes #star trek #band #band kids #lol

[bandmafia]

Band instructor quotes

‘Flutes trilling their brains out’ ‘or just don’t breath’ ‘more crunchy and ronchy then that’ ‘I am going to throw my score at you’

#lol #band quotes #band kids #band mafia #marching band

[music-class-quotes]

band director: how was everyones 21st night of September

band director: i kinda hate myself for making that joke

percussionist: technically it was my 501st night of September

#jazz band #band #band meme #band quotes #music #music meme #music quotes #music class quotes #btw. this was a quote from september. in case you were wondering