#wind ensemble

[justbandkidthings]

#band kids #marching band #band camp #concert band #wind ensemble #color guard #winter guard #drumline

[skittenz]

based on that one (1) tsumugi story

#can you tell that i cant draw anime characters #fanart #my art #art #my drawing #enstars #wind ensemble #tsumugi aoba #kaoru hakaze #kaoru x tsumugi #enstars fanart #wtf

[orchlibrary]

#classical music #orchestra #conservatory #dark academia #light academia #librarian #performance library #orchestra library #wind ensemble #concert band

[cryptidfagswag]

Band is over for the year and I'm sad, here are all of the quotes I've gathered from it (long) (very long) (contains sex jokes)

I've got myelin on my jeez-o-pete

Ohp- that's not how you put pants on

Great sound! but the battery died :(

Low brass, can you count to six?

Who won the race? not the band

Let's go swimming, no I might die

You're just eating flour now. Mmmm delicious, I'm choking

Why are you thinking about his cock? Thats not very "I like women'' of you

You do everything he says, he's got this big ass knife

Shit me, fuck me, stick me in a can

You're good with that?

I mean, yeah, I know how to use an elevator-

*carrying chimes up the stairs,*

Don't mind me, just a fairy

Festive, super festive, like Santa threw up

They will not be held responsible unless they stab you directly with a sea urchin

What kind of pie?

Pie!!!

Put your bongos away Noah, you delinquent

Nah I like my men with nice tits

Can you feel it, the rays of sunshine, joy, fear

Hey, it's kinda hot up here. It's not really, I just want you to take off your clothes

Anyone want…plugs

If you can suck a mouthpiece, you can suck a dick

That shits gonna kill you

That's the point

Chicken pot?

Pie!!!

Causes microwave issues

C'mon, fuck me in the ass. With a condom, don't forget that part

How are you today

Pretty fucking horny

See, now I know you're gonna hide

But you don't know where

I'm sticking my penis places it shouldn't be. Like the meat grinder. I'm making sauce, making it saucy

Let's play happy!

Oh, I am not happy anymore

Industry baby!

Everybody just started sobbing, you cannot think this is a good idea

He took, no, he took his skin and fed it to his family, he's a good luck charm

When I die, I wanna get cremated and put into a blunt

Ah, fuck me

Was that an invitation?

Was that an offer?

Contrary to popular belief, I am in fact a bottom

Murder hornets all over those clarinets

Sweet Caroline, fuck my ass

There's nothing inspiring about your digga-digga-dahts

Oboe- gods gift to the woodwind section

It's not a gift, it's a a hazard

Oboe, more like oh no

I just burped on the snare

What the fuck-

Just thought I’d let you boys know

Look, a Lowe's! We're gonna build a wall!

Poom poom

Beacon no, we promised we'd stop

I'm the recessive trait hiding in your phenotypes

I'd make out with you in a Denny's parking lot, and I'd suck your dick outside and IHOP

Do you have a shitty pancake restaurant kink?

Ok no, if you got a worm, and fried it in cheese, it would be exactly like a cheeto

Honestly I would eat a worm raw

Ohp you're too tall, I decapitated you

Friends, colleagues, fucking rat bastards

He dropped his euphonium on my tuba once. Well, not my tuba, if it was my tuba I would've murdered him.

We need an instrument. Aha! So, a clarinetist walks into a bar- no-

Where did you even get that?

Theft? I don't know

Babies aren't supposed to be that cute, they're like, all mushy. There's too much skin and not enough surface area

The guy with the bottle of rocks looked like he was having fun

Silas is in the shit container

Honestly I'm just really tired and really horny

A balloon fetish, like, do you stick your penis in a balloon

Dude if a worm looks at me, I will cry for like, two hours

Dad, where do babies come from? Mmm storks

I could fight someone with my cheeks and win

Do you need lungs to play the trumpet? No

Sorry I can't come to band today, my pigs are giving birth

I'm straight but I too would offer my hole to him

Wyatt put your trumpet mouthpiece in this

Do not put your trumpet mouthpiece in this

Vape? Nah, half a clarinet

Have you seen gus?

Oh he's over there getting molested by his mustard yellow friends

I can't wait to get to Hawaii and say 'bonjour, mexico'

It burns my mouth like a hot pocket from hell

I am shiny, fabulous, and full of syrup

I had to manhandle my English muffin

Stop crying, start smoking

I like the humidity. Makes me feel moisturized. Like I'm being licked by the atmosphere, everywhere on my body

No I would like to sex him with considerable vigor

Don't you wanna climb up those mountains, it looks so appetizing. Gonna slurp up those clouds

Oh is that nice on your cute little patoots

Anyone got weed up there?

Yeah! Do you want me to just, like, toss it down?

I remember you, you were useless

Penguins, cause they have toes. That's gonna go well

Let loose and defenestrate

I like it, you look like a stripper

I want to vomit with gusto, with enthusiasm

I am actually a trained exorcist

I like that in a man

That did considerable hurt upon me. I did not like that

They went spearfishing together, that's the gayest shit I've heard all week

Who would win, Scheels or an orca

As in, dressing up in a dinosaur costume and fighting Elvis

We say 'here's the tune,' and then we all just scream for six minutes

Damn girl, what those knees do

Hold on a minute, im sacrificing a freshman to the old gods

No, no, come back, i'm getting sacrificed

I've heard you play, you sound scrumptious, you sound slaylicious

Isn't today a special day to be a third trumpet

No, part of my personality is I'm just having an existential crisis, all the time

That's not smoke on the water, that's I smoked too much

I want to be the justice, wrath, and love of God all at once

He has his masters in going hee honk

Do you like country? Well you're about to find out

He drives like a maniac with his colossal biceps

How do you do the alphabet? It's complicated

Why did you touch your toes like that?

Because we're thermostats

I don't want to know your name, I like our relationship the way it is

You have no business wanting my skin

I will feed your sun dried bones to the old gods

Mack, what time do we get out?

Like, 10:40

What time is it?

10:22

Jesus balls

Violence is not the answer

But cannibalism is

Our churches are all, like, old Walmarts

Shake that bagpipe? Yes please

Everyone's days are numbered

Your number is significantly lower than the average american

#long post #band quotes #concert band #pep band #jazz band #wind ensemble #band #bassoon #saxophone #tenor sax #flute #clarinet #marching band #tuba #euphonium #trumpet #French horn #percussion #high school band #bass clarinet #oboe #cw sex jokes #band kids have filthy minds #and mouths #wow #the things I’ve heard #not all of these are about band #it's the place and the people that count ok

[mlobsters]

learned about this piece of music, come sunday by omar thomas, via quixotic artisan on tiktok

(tiktok) - this piece is *so fun*

audience energy of the baylor recording is great but I love this one too - second movement starts at 5:58 and it's just. so exuberant! pure joy

Omar Thomas:

Come Sunday is a two-movement tribute to the Hammond organ’s central role in black worship services. The first movement, Testimony, follows the Hammond organ as it readies the congregation’s hearts, minds, and spirits to receive The Word via a magical union of Bach, blues, jazz, and R&B. The second movement, Shout!, is a virtuosic celebration - the frenzied and joyous climactic moments when The Spirit has taken over the service.

The title is a direct nod to Duke Ellington, who held an inspired love for classical music and allowed it to influence his own work in a multitude of ways. To all the black musicians in wind ensemble who were given opportunity after opportunity to celebrate everyone else’s music but our own - I see you and I am you. This one’s for the culture!

#Spotify #Youtube #omar thomas #come sunday #music #wind ensemble #quixotic artisan

[lesser-known-composers]

Salomon Jadassohn (1831–1902) - Serenade for Wind Ensemble, Op. 104: II. Andante non troppo sostenuto

Conductor: Simon Gaudenz

Ensemble: Jena Philharmonic Wind Ensemble

#Salomon Jadassohn #wind ensemble #classical music #Youtube

[music-class-quotes]

Oboe player: Oboe, gods gift to the woodwind section

Bass clarinetist: It's not a gift, it's a a hazard 

Bassoonist: Oboe, more like oh no

#band #concert band #wind ensemble #submission #band meme #band quotes #music #music meme #music quotes #music class quotes

[halcyondaysrespitefulnights]

Intro to my blog!

My name is Will, I'm a high school flutist who makes music their entire personality. I'm in a district qualifying wind ensemble and want to use this blog to document my experiences and thoughts related to music/band. Join me if you'd like, it's a lot of rambling

#music #band #concert band #wind ensemble #district championship #band kids #high school band #young artist #young musician

[chic-a-gigot]

La Mode nationale, no. 32, 13 août 1898, Paris. Toilette de jeune femme et toilette de jeune fille. Bibliothèque nationale de France

#La Mode nationale #19th century #1800s #1890s #1898 #periodical #fashion #fashion plate #cover #color #retouch #Bibliothèque nationale de France #dress #toilette #wind ensemble #walking #lace #green

[brandonjnelson]

The City Built on the Shining Hill (concert band)

I was born, raised, and presently live in, Ishpeming, Michigan (with a few different stops along the way). I suppose most people have warm feelings about their hometown, but I truly think Ishpeming is someplace special. The name Ishpeming comes from the Ojibwe word ishpiming, meaning “above”, “in the air” or “on high,” appropriate given that it lies in elevation above most of the surrounding…

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#arts #classical music #composer #composers #composition #concert band #culture #ishpeming #music #new music #society #symphonic band #wind ensemble

[daily-classical]

Orchestra version

Band version

#orchestra #concert band #wind band #symphonic band #wind symphony #wind orchestra #wind ensemble #keiko abe #japanese music #classical music #marimba #marimba concerto #percussion concerto #percussion music

[that-one-flute12]

A select few of my favorite quotes people have said during rehearsal:

"Percussion and battery, turn to... *sigh* page 69."

"I like pushing your buttons"

"I am Kim Jong-Un. I am the dictator."

"You are the gayest straight person I know."

"When I say eat the rich, I don't mean that Danny Devito. I mean like rich kids."

"That frog has committed multiple war crimes in the state of Texas alone."

"Why is your butt so fancy?"

"You don't even know if he's a pescatarian. You're getting married, and you don't even know."

"I'm never going to live this down. I had this heartfelt conversation with Gabe and then I get on the bus and refer to myself as 'Daddy Bear.'"

"It's like John F Kennedy and his gay friend"

#marching band #symphonic band #wind ensemble #jazz band #marching season #correct quotes

[band-room-quotes]

Band Director: 🎶God rest thee merry gentlemen you cannot go that slow🎶

#wind ensemble #Christmas music #college #funny quote #mod euphonium

[sarahtheflutist]

Johan de Meij

The Lord of the Rings Symphony

Performed by The Amsterdam Wind Ensemble

#sarah listens to music #wind ensemble #Spotify #twentieth century #i played this my first concert with my uni band when i was a senior 😍 #jrr tolkien #the lord of the rings #lotr #*high school senior in grade 12

[cryptidfagswag]

i haven't had my reed cup for a week so ive simply been sucking on my reeds like some sort of deranged bassoon vampire

#concert band #symphonic band #bassoon #double reeds #band #wind ensemble #oboe #its a sight to see for sure

[justinunlocd]

Yesterday, Dakneisha and I got to listen in on UConn Music’s Symphonic Wind Ensemble rehearsal of our piece KHRONOS.⏳

It was fun getting to hear another ensemble pick up this challenging piece and bring it to life. Thank you to Director Janet Song Kim for choosing to perform our music tonight!

Shout outs to the students and guest soloist for putting in the time, effort and heart into what I know will be a wonderful concert this evening! A personal thank you to the flutist; I love your take on the solo in “Chaos.” 💙

You can watch it via the livestream link at 7CST.

https://www.kaltura.com/index.php/extwidget/preview/partner_id/2090521/uiconf_id/36463151/entry_id/1_almc4hoz/embed/dynamic

Nikoyle Noel LLC

#black composers #women composers #KHRONOS #wind ensemble #symphonic band #band #brass #woodwinds #percussion #asian conductors #classical music