having a right hand man gay as fuck because what's your left hand doing? jerking him off?
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When I said I wanted Buck to get choked and Eddie to get his dick held this is NOT what I had in mind…
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how in god's name did I not notice the cat before....
I mean Blade and Silverwolf are in her splash art, so fuck it. Until I'm proven otherwise Elio is a cat.
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guys im gonna be in deltarune
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If you put your belly on the table, does it take the load off?
the unbearable weight of massive talent
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I think I understand why 7 ate 9
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Edgar Allen Poern presents:
A Cock of Amontillado
Fortunado: Ah montresor, it appears I'm stuck in this wall
Montresor: >:^D
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A fairy and a walrus walk into a bar
The bartender is only suprised by one
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or... how to have a cake and... and...
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Episode Three of Band this Week
Percussionist: Any ideas on how I can stay in the right parts while looking at the director?
Band director: Listen for queues.
Percussionist: What?
Clarinet: He’s queueless!
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What do you mean there is no 2 Broke Girls season 7 episode 1…
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Unless 👏🏼 it’s 👏🏼 built 👏🏼 from 👏🏼 40,000 👏🏼 waffles 👏🏼 it’s 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 a 👏🏼 waffle 👏🏼 house 👏🏼
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Realm of the Elderlings? More like brotherhood of the traveling earring.
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logging into my own account, but in the dark and the keys glow: im in
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white woman who's a top and a queen of spades accidentally becoming an astrophysicist.
black holes. i don't know
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Lorenzo Romano Amedeo Carlo Avogadro
or else
Darth Mole/Mol
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