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thewritetofreespeech · 25 days

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Could I request Fukuzawa's (Bungou Stray Dogs) daughter getting annoyed by sons of wealthy families everywhere she goes but is always saved by her ability (to control a flock of birds) or her father?

It was a fairly nice day out, now that the weather was starting to turn. Coming out of the cold gloom of winter and into the bright, but still brisk, light of spring.

“Shouldn’t we head back to the office?” Atsushi asked as he and his partner walked around the city streets. Working on a new case but their ‘investigation’ had ended some time ago. Not long after their second coffee stop.

“Ahhh….what’s the rush? Enjoy the fresh air Atsushi-kun.” Dazai remarked back. Filling his lungs as he spoke.

“I just feel bad leaving everyone else back at the office.” Leaving everyone to work that is. “Hey, is that Fukuzawa-san?”

“Well, what do you know. It is. Boss!” The older man turned to look at Dazai at his call. Greeting his subordinates as they came closer. “What are you doing out here?”

“I’m waiting to have lunch with my daughter.”

Atsushi was surprised. Daughter? “Oh, [Y/N]-chan is in town?” Apparently, everyone knew the boss had a daughter but him.

Fukuzawa-san goes on to tell Atsushi that she was studying at university aboard, which was why he had never met her. There seemed to be a concerned look on his face when they talked about her being back in town, which was understandable with everything going on. Or maybe it was just his normal, serious expression.

The men continue to chat for a while before Fukuzawa-san perked up and looked over across the courtyard. As if sensing his daughter’s presence the moment she stepped into the park.

Atsushi had to admit, she was very beautiful. She didn’t look much like Fukuzawa-san, so he had to assume that she took after her mother. [Y/N] hadn’t seem to notice them yet as she walked across the park, presumably to this destination agreed upon by her & her father, when a man stepped in front of her path. He was talking to her rather animatedly and when she tried to step around him, he blocked her path again.

“Should we go and do something?” Atsushi asked. Concerned for her safety.

“No. She doesn’t need help.” Fukuzawa-san assured him.

“Yeah,” Dazai agrees. “She’s got enough back up as it is.”

Atsushi was confused by that comment. Then, suddenly, a crow came down out of nowhere and beamed the man. Clipping him in the back of the head like it was nothing. It was an odd coincidence, but then another bird came down and started pecking him. Then another. Then another.

Eventually the man had to take off running to try and escape the birds. Who chased after him regardless of his pace and [Y/N] kept walking. “Hello Daddy.”

“Hello princess.” Fukuzawa-san greeted back. Leaning in to kiss her forehead before he stood at his normal height again.

“What was with those birds?” Atsushi asked, and [Y/N] grinned at him.

“To Kill a Mockingbird.” She told him. “It’s my ability to control & communicate with birds. Not as interesting as being able to turn into a tiger, but it suits me.”

“You know about my ability?” Atsushi asked curiously.

To which [Y/N] chuckled. “Of course. Dad keeps me up to date on everything to do with the Agency. You and Dazai are often topics of conversation.”

“Glowing reviews I hope?”

“More like headaches.” She replied to Dazai’s comment.

“Are you ready to go?” Fukuzawa asked. Changing the topic.

“That depends. Are Dazai and Atsushi joining us?”

“They won’t be joining us.” Fukuzawa-san replied quickly, before the boys could invite themselves along. He didn’t get much time with his daughter and wanted to spend time with her alone. “I’ll see you two back at the Agency.”

“Roger that sir.” Dazai remarked. Giving a little salute. “Maybe [Y/N]-chan can come by after your lunch and say hi to the others. I’m sure Kunikida-kun would be devastated if he missed you.”

[Y/N] glared at Dazai behind her father’s shoulder. A warning look in her eyes as he gave her a cheeky smile. “Would you have time for that, or do you need to meet up with friends?”

“I think I can make time for that.” [Y/N] replied, back to her sweet smile in the face of her father, before they link arms and head to lunch.

Just as they were out of ear shot, another bird came down and started pecking violently at Dazai. “Ow! Ow! Ow! Ok! Ok! It was just a joke! Knock it off [Y/N]-chan! Ow!”

#;ask and ye shall receive (request answers)#fukuzawa yukichi #bsd fukuzawa #bungou stray dogs fukuzawa #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs dazai #atsushi nakajima #bsd atsushi #bungou stray dogs #dazai x reader #bungou stray dogs scenarios #bungou stray dogs imagine #bsd scenarios #bsd imagines #scenarios #imagine

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that-one-ao3-writer · 3 months

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10 fics for International Fanworks Day

THESE ARE ALL ALMOST FROM THE SAME FANDOMS IM SO SORRY but they are very good I recommend.

Please consider going through the authors' other works as well.

1. Nothing hurts like the almost, almost, almost by communist_sasuke

Fandom: Bungo Stray Dogs

Summary: “Don’t use Corruption, Chuuya.” Dazai tried again. “Let’s just get out of here.”

(A mission goes wrong, and Dazai learns to hold on to the things he can't bear to lose. If only his revelation hadn't come a little too late.)

I KNOW I KNOW mind the MCD tag but it's so well written and the grief just hits best at 1 am.

2. Atsushi's Guide to Surviving in the Armed Detective Agency (and Being a Part of a Family) by FrogintheWindow

Fandom: Bungo Stray Dogs

Summary: Atsushi studies his coworkers in the hopes of understanding what exactly he’s a part of, and realizes that he’s joined a family, not an agency.

Basically a series of short stories where Atsushi writes about his experiences with the Armed Detective Agency (and the Port Mafia)

FOUND FAMILY FOUND FAMILY FOUND FAMILY

3. try again, try again, try again by absolutefuckery

Fandom: Heaven Official's Blessing

Summary: Feng Xin accidentally steals Mu Qing’s first kiss. Naturally, the only logical solution is to give him another one. And another. And another. And another. And—

I'M LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH THIS FIC HONESTLY FQ ARE IDIOTS

4. Sleepwalking in shadows by oilux

Fandom: Jujutsu Kaisen

Summary: “Fushiguro Megumi,” Sukuna drawls. “You summoned—”

“Do you have two dicks?”

It's all fun and games until you summon the King of Curses from your shadows.

OKAY OKAY SHIP CHOICE IS WEIRD IK BUT IT'S FUNNY

5. and all the things unsaid, come sweetly to your lips by citruspromenade

Fandom: Heaven Official's Blessing

Summary: the Xian Le Trio reconciliation, through the (metaphorical) seasons.

(The actual summary is longer guys) FENG XIN LOVE AND MULIAN FRIENDSHIP WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED

6. pretty face, electric soul by khrys

Fandom: Heaven Official's Blessing

Summary: Feng Xin and Xie Lian are attempting to re-enter high society. Mu Qing helps, and Feng Xin realizes a few things along the way.

LAST TGCF FIC I PROMISE

7. like, comments, share and subscribe by detectorist

Fandom: The Untamed / Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation

Summary: Lan Zhan runs a popular studytuber YouTube channel. Wei Ying decides to parody his videos. Things escalate from there.

THIS FIC GIVES ME LIFE

8. A Broken Soul by raendown

Fandom: Naruto (dont judge I had a phase)

Summary: Kakashi was born with a counter just like everyone else. But his was different. His was broken.

THIS IS ANGST OKAY YPU HAVE BEEN WARNED

9. Autonomy by beetlebee

Fandom: Naruto

Summary: "But this Not-Sensei soulmate guy could be anybody," Naruto whines.

Sasuke narrows his eyes. "No. He tried to act like Kakashi, use his techniques. He must be familiar with him already..."

"They could be childhood friends!" Sakura gasps.

"Sensei has friends?" Naruto asks, squinting at Obito.

"Or he's a stalker." Sasuke grips the kunai he still hasn't put away.

"I'm not a stalker," Obito lies, pushing away the kunai edging towards him.

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(A soulmate bodyswap AU)

FUNNY OBIKAKA THERE I SAID IT

10. An Executive's Guide to Love, Jealousy & Everything in Between by mocarin

Fandom: Bungo Stray Dogs

Summary: Dazai Osamu is known for many things. Being the Port Mafia’s renowned strategist, a coldhearted executive, and ½ of infamous duo Double Black is just the shortlist. One thing he isn’t known for, however, is being capable of being in love. More specifically, in love with his hot headed slug of a partner of 3 years.

Or, Dazai attempts to navigate the complexities of love, with varying levels of success. Featuring his own special brand of flirting, an all too knowing audience, and poor, poor Tachihara who just wanted a friend but ended up on Dazai’s personal blacklist instead.

OOC WARNING BUT IT'S FUNNY SO

+1. Snapshots from different lives: It's a bittersweet symphony this life by Crepuscolaria

Fandom: Heaven Official's Blessing (I couldn't resist)

Summary: He didn’t even get to meet Mu Qing last time! And now they could grow together and have a lot of time! Of course he would run to him!

Not that he can explain this to his mom. She would just look at him with the same exasperated fondness she reserves him when he grumbles under his breath things like youths these days, or back in my day.

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A brief glimpse to that one time FX found MQ and they were both kids and he actually managed to grow with him until old age.

Series

Part 4 of Beyond Space and Time

CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED FIC GO READ IT NOW

(Might make pt. 2 idk)

#ifd2024 #feedback fest #bungo stray dogs #tgcf #naruto #fengqing #soukoku #obikaka

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timefospookies · 3 months

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so. fnaf x bsd anyone?

“A reopened case, huh?”

As Dazai spun around on his chair, scanning the pictures in his hand, Atsushi glanced at the files laid before him.

“And so far out of town!”

“The woman who hired us paid a very hefty amount of money for us to go take a look,” Kunikida stated as he flipped through his own documents. “It’s a missing persons case, from over a decade ago. Children. The victims were presumed dead, though their bodies were never found.”

“And neither was their killer, I take it?”

Kunikida nodded grimly as Dazai puffed out a sigh. The poet offered the documents to his partner and he took it gingerly.

“It’ll be our job to find out who did it, then” the bandaged man said.

“This is terrible,” Atsushi muttered, horrified.

“Tell me about it,”

Dazai tapped on the table as he half heartedly read through each paper, expressionless. His protégé, on the other hand, looked visibly disturbed, and could feel the sweat soaking through his dress shirt. He shakily reached for a glass of water on his desk to swallow down his dread. Suddenly, with an exaggerated groan, Dazai hopped off his seat and whined as he stretched.

“Well, I suppose we should pack and get going then!”

“Right,” said the poet, as he absentmindedly scratched his lip, “Pack for about a week or so, and we’ll meet at the station tomorrow morning. Be sure to do your research,”

Then he added, much more sourly,

“That means you, Dazai.”

The bandaged man perked up, eyes wide in indignation.

“Huhh? Homework?” he protested, “You’re not a teacher anymore, you know!”

“Shut it!” Kunikida said through gritted teeth, stiffer than usual, "This case is particular because it hasn’t been touched for years. So be sure to prepare properly if you plan to be of use, damn it!”

Dazai pouted but seized to press the matter further, opting to pick up the files on Atsushi’s desk instead. He tapped on the young man’s head with the folder, snapping him out of his absentminded spiral.

“Hey, Atsushi, you free? We could study together,” the man grinned.

“Ah! Yes, of course…”

And so, while Kunikida dedicated himself to his own independent research, Atsushi stumbled after Dazai as they headed down to Uzumaki Café. ---

“Keep an eye out for when we exit the plane,” Kunikida said, “Our client should be waiting to take us to the scene.”

The other two men nodded. Their client, Atsushi recalled, was Kira Breed-Wrisley, an American immigrant who came to settle in Japan with her daughter, Charlotte.

“What a curious choice,” Dazai muttered, back at the café.

Atsushi glanced up from the documents they’d gathered and cocked his head in confusion.

“What do you mean?”

“Oh, Atsushi, you sweet oblivious soul,”

The boy arched an eyebrow almost involuntarily.

“Think,” his mentor cooed, leaning in, “why would she decide to move all the way from the US to Japan, of all places? Business women weren’t a very welcome sight here back in the 80s, you know? Hell, they still aren’t now… but Dr. Yosano can tell you all about that feminist stuff,”

“S-Sure,”

That’s right. The scene they were sent to investigate…it had been a restaurant co-owned by Breed-Wrisley herself. A family pizza place with friendly animal mascots that wowed the public with their fun-inviting nature. Well, that and the fact that their entertainers were highly complex robots, for the time anyway.

Atsushi took a second to arrange his thoughts.

“Well, Japan has been known to be very technologically advanced in the past…” he mused, “So, maybe Mrs. Breed-Wrisley moved here so she could create better robots with the best materials available?”

Dazai hummed, satisfied. He plopped back down on his seat.

“Very good,” he said.

From what they found, though, she hadn’t originally intended for her creations to be made for a restaurant.

Dazai read off a news article,

“Upon being interviewed, Mr. Cawthon claimed he ‘saw great genius and value in her work’ and ‘suggested it must be brought to light, so after tossing around some ideas, [they] decided on a family diner’.”

He slid the paper towards Atsushi.

“How charming!” he said, “Englishmen, am I right?”

William Cawthon, also an immigrant, was in charge of the finances of the business, while Breed-Wrisley focused more on the entertainment and management. He was a rather plain man, and single father of two boys. He also has been missing for the last 16 years or so.

When the three detectives got off the plane their search for their client began. Kunikida tried to reach her with his phone, but didn’t have much luck with the connection. Dazai, on the other hand, would run off every chance he got to snoop around the airport stores, leaving Atsushi in charge of both his and his mentor’s luggage. And babysitting duty.

“Mr. Dazai, please could we move along? I’ve already lost sight of Mr. Kunikida,” he urged.

He tried to grab hold of the man’s arm, but he was slippery with his movements.

“Atsushi, look! A survival handbook! Do you think if I reverse engineer it, I could find some new method-”

“Dazai!”

Upon hearing that call, Atsushi wearily looked over his shoulder at Kunikida, who approached them at a dangerously rapid speed. The man zipped past him and gripped his partner’s shoulder with little trouble, shaking the book out of his hands.

“You idiot, what the hell is your problem?!” he yelled, “You can’t go running off! Need I remind you that we’re on a serious case?!”

“Ah, Kunikida, I was planning on buying that…”

“Enough! We don’t have time to slack off! Now get your luggage and act like a grown-up for once!”

“Having a child-like spirit is quite good for you, you know?” Dazai announced, “If you don’t allow yourself to relax every once in a while, you’ll get chronic conditions at an early age,”

Kunikida twitched with sudden interest, taken aback.

“S-Seriously?”

Dazai nodded slowly and wisely as he gestured at the man’s pocket.

Oh boy…, Atsushi thought as Kunikida reached for his notebook and began to write it down. Dazai watched over his shoulder with a smirk, when the realization hit his partner.

“W-Wait, why you!”

A swift and hard hit to the head left the bandaged man writhing in pain on the floor.

“Agh! What was that for?! I wasn’t lying!” “You can’t fool me, you little-”

As their squabbling went on, Atsushi felt uncomfortably aware of the amount of people staring at them and began to fear their client might be somewhere in that crowd. He looked at his watch and began to squirm. Had they agreed on a meeting time? Or place? Kunikida didn’t mention either. Could he have forgotten? Could the client have forgotten?

“Um, hey…you guys?” he stammered.

“What?!” Kunikida snapped, holding Dazai limp under his chokehold.

Atsushi swallowed hard as he gingerly pointed over his shoulder.

“Sh-Shouldn’t we, y…y’know,”

The poet didn’t have time to answer as his phone began to ring. He was immediately on his feet as he tossed Dazai to the side, now completely composed and focused on the call.

“Mrs. Breed-Wrisley,” he said. “Yes, we have arrived. I apologize for not contacting you earlier, we haven’t been able to reach you. Yes. Of course. We’ll be right there, please excuse us.”

As he snapped his phone shut, he looked Atsushi in the eye.

“Let’s go,” ---

“Again, I am so sorry for not planning this out earlier. I’m…not very good with organization,”

They found themselves at the airport café sitting before their client.

“It’s not a problem, madam,” Kunikida assured her, “We’re here now,”

So this was Kira Breed-Wrisley, the genius robotics engineer. With how much Kunikida insisted they be on guard around her, the woman who sat before them wasn’t at all like what Atsushi had expected. She was so small she looked almost ill, and though she must’ve only been in her early 50s, her braided hair had nearly completely grayed. It was hard to hear her over the airport chatter because of how softly she spoke- each sentence she uttered was accompanied by gentle gestures of her bruised, scraped hands (Atsushi wondered how they'd gotten to that state). He knew it had been years, so of course her physical state wasn’t going to mirror her past actions, but still, if he didn’t already know about it, Atsushi could’ve never guessed she’d just been released from a fifteen year aggravated assault sentence. The only traces he could see in her that could’ve hinted at it was that though she smiled and chuckled during their polite chatter, behind her glasses sat a pair of dull, dark eyes- devoid of light, like they’d seen too much.

“I can’t thank you enough for coming all the way out here,” she said quietly, “I apologize in advance for every inconvenience.”

“Please, you’re doing us a favor,” Dazai cooed, “It’s always nice to visit new places! So much to see and learn…surely you know a few places?”

He flashed a charming smile and Kunikida eyed his partner as a warning. No flirting with the clients. Or else. Dazai sighed off the telepathic threat and sat back on his chair.

“Harikēn isn’t too eventful I’m afraid,” she replied, “But I do hope you enjoy your stay. The housing offer still stands, if you ever wish to change your mind,”

Kunikida stopped her with a wave of his hand.

“We appreciate the offer, but we wouldn’t want to burden you,”

“You’re too kind,” she whispered with a bow of her head.

She sat up straight and observed the three for a moment. Was she analyzing them? Her eyes seemed so sad.

“I realize I haven’t formally introduced myself to your partners,” she said suddenly, “Though you probably already know all about me. Either way, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you in person,”

Atsushi chimed in with a start.

“Right! I’m Atsushi Nakajima. Nice to meet you!”

“Osamu Dazai, at your service,”

“Mr. Nakajima, Mr. Dazai,” she repeated, “Thank you both. Shall we go?”

“Right,”

---

They followed the small woman to her equally small car and on the ride to the location, she gave them a little run down of the case (though they wouldn’t dare interrupt her to remind her that they already knew all the details).

“It was over the span of two weeks,” she recalled, her voice nearly a whisper, “I remember it so clearly…when the news of the first child going missing broke. How the restaurant slowly emptied out...how all those parents cried after the search was called off,”

She shook her head, trying to avoid reliving it all again.

“I never thought...” her grip on the wheel tightened, “No- I never wanted for things to turn out this way. I can’t… I just can’t let this case go until those children are brought to justice.”

Then she let out a grim, loathing sort of snort.

“I’m partly responsible for their misfortune, afterall.”

Kunikida was silent. He sat so tense in his seat that Atsushi could feel that pressure on his own limbs, and Dazai, who had his nose buried in his new survival handbook, seemed lost in thought.

“It must’ve been terrible,” Atsushi lamented, “Having lost your daughter yourself, I can’t imagine just how…”

“Atsushi.”

A whisper. Dazai glanced up at him, expressionless, and subtly shook his head in disapproval.

“No, no, it’s okay,” the woman said, and she gave him a saddened smile through the mirror, “Thank you,”

Then she fell deathly, like she’d left the present entirely. ---

“I should mention that I’ve hired a night guard for the week,” Mrs. Breed-Wrisley called over her shoulder nonchalantly.

As the detectives slid off the small car, the woman fiddled with her keys at the entrance of the rundown restaurant. The afternoon sun served as a spotlight for the display. The windows were scratched and the walls graffitied. Whatever remained of the signs that would’ve spelled out the name of the place instead communicated gibberish. Nature had overtaken the lot, as sprouts of grass peeked through the cracks on the concrete and vines climbed up the grayed walls.

“And why would that be?” Kunikida asked, vaguely irked at the sudden news but attempting to stay polite.

The woman didn’t answer as she swung open the gates and soon the glass door. Dazai was the first to set foot inside and though the intense smell of mold on the crusty carpet spoke the truth of how long this place had been abandoned, the place itself…looked frozen in time. The tables were arranged in neat lines, with colorful (though faded) tablecloths. Confetti and glitter stuck to the old checkered floor, with attractive promises of delicious treats decorating the walls. Alongside these, drawings were scattered about the place, painting the happiness of a birthday, of children surrounded by friends and soft animals sharing slices of pizza. Stars hung from the ceiling and arcade machines called for their next player. The curtain of the main stage shone a vibrant velvet and the smaller side stage sparkled purple. Atsushi, though he’d never lived something like this, could almost feel himself in the moment, the smell of freshly made food cuddling the air, the laughter, the lights. But the joy that this place once contained was now stuck to the corners of each wall, caught in the cobwebs, rotting away with time.

“You said you just hired a security guard?” Dazai reminded her, as the rest allowed themselves to roam the place.

“Ah, yes,” the woman said, “I thought it would help make sure nothing is moved, or stolen”

Who’d wanna rob a place like this?, Atsushi thought. Though it’s nice, there’s nothing of much value here, unless you’d want to sell the mushrooms growing from the carpet…Although, the arcade machines could have a lot of money in them. Not to mention the things themselves are probably worth a fortune.

He hummed, deep in thought.

“This restaurant featured robot mascots, is that right?” Kunikida asked.

“That’s right,”

“Where might they…be?”

Kunikida trailed off as he spotted Dazai, who found himself entranced by a big golden button at the side of the main stage.

“Dazai…” the man growled.

Dazai straightened up and put his hand to his chest.

“I wasn’t gonna do anything, honest,” he lied.

Mrs. Breed-Wrisley chuckled quietly.

“It’s alright, go ahead,”

He didn’t need to be told twice. With an excited push of the button, the curtains of the stage suddenly drew back, as music boomed from the speakers and the performers hidden behind sprung to life. Dazai let out an amused laugh as he stepped back to admire the spectacle, resting his arm on Kunikida’s shoulder. A blue bunny waved its hand in front of its guitar in sync to the song, along with a bear with the top hat, whose mouth moved up and down to make it look as if it were singing. On the other side of the stage, a duck of sorts showed off its cupcake, and moved its torso from side to side when suddenly the side stage swung open, and a fox slid out, waving its hook enthusiastically.

“Wonderful, isn’t it?” Mrs. Breed-Wrisley whispered.

“Yeah!” Atsushi said

But she didn’t seem to hear. Was she talking to herself? When he looked at her it seemed like her gaze was glued to the stage. What was that on her face? Her head tilted to the side and a fond smile plastered on her face. Her eyes shone with the lights. Ah. Infatuation. That’s what it was. The red guitar the bunny held suddenly clicked. It sounded metallic, or almost like a lighter being turned on. Before they knew it, a boom escaped the guitar, causing Atsushi to yelp in surprise. A crackle of light shook the room, as the music slurred and they were all suddenly drowned in darkness.

“Ah,” the woman chuckled, “They’re a little rusty, I’m sorry about that…”

Atsushi composed himself and joined his coworkers’ sides.

“Their glory days are long gone,” she said.

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“Atsushiiiiii! Get over hereeeee!”

“Hold on!”

As the boy dried off from his shower and slipped on his sleeping wear, he hurried to exit the bathroom to attend to his mentor’s calls. They had settled in a hotel for the rest of the week. That’s how long they had to solve the case.

“A-A week?!” Kunikida cried.

“I ask that you understand,” Mrs. Breed-Wrisley sighed apologetically, “Lately, I”ve been having trouble keeping the wrecking companies away from this place and…well…”

“We can do it in a week!” Dazai assured her, and Kunikida looked at him with wide-eyed desperation. “You can count on us!”

Now the two detectives laid on their respective futons, each in their own little world. Kunikida muttered to himself as he looked over every word of every document in every file, scribbling his thoughts and theories into his notebook. Dazai, meanwhile, was humming to himself, laying belly down on the futon and kicking his legs while he too scribbled on his own book. His new survival book.

“Ah! Atsushi, check it out!”

The man waved him over and Atsushi reluctantly approached. He looked down at the page, where Dazai had drawn right over the words into the empty space of the page.

“Wh-Why couldn’t you have drawn it smaller so it would fit on the empty part?” Atsushi grimaced.

“And let my creativity be restricted like that? I could never!”

Atsushi sat down beside him and the man then promptly pointed at his doodles.

“I drew my favorite!”

He tapped on the drawing of the pirate fox they had seen earlier on the stage. It wasn’t a horrible drawing, funnily enough. A bit on the abstract side, but recognizable enough. The rest of his scribbles consisted of the fox doing several things, such as eating pizza, or being a pirate. There was a doodle of the fox’s stomach hatch, but Atsushi didn’t dare ask why he’d drawn that.

“Which robot did you like?” Dazai asked.

“You sound like a child,” Kunikida said, still not looking up from his notes. “And, the term, you’ll find, is animatronic. Not robot,”

“Oh, what’s the difference? Isn’t that just the cooler name for it?”

Kunikida snapped upright just to glare at him, but he held the vile poison on his tongue for some other time. As the man shook his head and tried to focus again, Dazai turned his attention back to Atsushi.

“Well?”

“Ah…eh…” he thought about it, “I thought the duck was cute,”

“I think it’s a chicken,” Kunikida muttered.

“It looks like a duck,” Dazai countered.

“But it’s a chicken,”

“But it doesn’t look like one,”

Kunikida glared again.

“Must you make an argument out of everything?!”

“Fine, fine, here I’ll make it so we both win,”

Dazai took to his book, the sound of his pen scratching the paper filling the room. Atsushi tried to look over his shoulder, curiosity taking over. Upon finishing and revising it, he proudly revealed his drawing to his partner. It looked like some sort of duck-hen hybrid with the same bib the robot wore and a cupcake on its wing.

“See? It’s a chuck! Or a dicken? Or…”

Kunikida’s mouth dropped to the floor, completely horrified.

“Did you just draw on the book?!”

The bandaged man blinked.

“Oh. Yeah?”

The other stammered.

“Why would you do that?!”

“I didn’t have any paper,” he stated matter-of-factly

Kunikida’s face transitioned through several different emotions at once.

“Wh-wha-you! You don’t draw on books!”

“Why not?”

“Because it’s! It’s!” the man couldn’t find his words in his bewilderment, “Because it’s practically a crime!”

“Says who?”

“S-Says everyone?!”

The man was less angry and more just. Genuinely confused. And much to Atsushi’s relief, the interaction didn’t lead to a one sided boxing match as his two seniors chattered on about nonsensical nothings. Atsushi felt his chest grow warm as he relished in this strange comfort. It was the first time he’d ever gone on an overnight mission with anyone. To go on one with these two almost would seem like a train wreck, but in this moment he felt grateful to be there. Maybe this was what a sleepover would feel like? The boy barely noticed himself dozing off as he leaned on Dazai’s side and shut his eyes. With a content sigh, he thought:

Tomorrow is another day.

#spooky talk #I HOPE YOU ENJOYED LOL #this is my first bsd fic ever so I hope I characterized everyone okay #I kind just used the first season dynamic as reference #anyway I might post more but yeah!!#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf au #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd au #dazai osamu #atsushi nakajima #kunikida doppo #henry emily #william afton #bsd x FNAF crossover au

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thedemises · 7 months

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i already read all this for the nth time and i am not liking it (though some of you may like it so here you go)

(this was rushed and definitely all ooc soooo... i apologize for that)

10/16/23 | content below... multiple, randomly-selected BSD characters pat your head/ruffle your hair/pet you/touch your hair/etc. warnings... lowercase writing, obvious out of character-ness, no dialogue, your hair is often complimented and/or stared at lol sorry.

atsushi's hand ghosts over your head, hesitant to whether should he touch your head of hair or not. still uncertain yet he ends up placing his hand on your hair, gently ruffling it as he run his fingers through your locks. he admires how your hair shines beneath the sunset's vibrant orange golden-like beams through the pane of glasses behind your desk, and ponders to himself how pretty your hair is. he's glad you're the only one's left in the office this evening unless he'd want to be teased.

in a dim alleyway, you sat on a crate with one leg up and your arm resting on its knee with only hirotsu there as your partner from the mission that'd already had been taken care of fairly quick. the faint smell of smoke isn't at all mistaken, coming from the cigarette that he lit up with a lighter which he already had hid. his back leaned on the wall, stood beside the crate you sat on, as his subconsciously lets his arm raise and briefly pat you on the head.

he extends his open palm as a helping hand to your kneeling figure on the training ground's floor. he patiently waits with the expression of stoic still while you inhale breaths of air from exhaustion, then you eventually let yourself get pulled up to your feet with your hand in his. staring at your now messy hair with narrowed eyes, tetchou decides to fix your hair for you as his fingers delicately smooth over stray strands and tuck locks of it behind your ears.

letting herself get comfortable, teruko merely sat on your shoulders with her smaller-sized hands on your head as you check over reports that happened in the past week. her gloved fingers gripped your hair for a second before relaxing, then deciding to mess with it for the purpose of playfulness, boredom, and for entertainment of your reaction.

kunikida was in the infirmary room beside your unconscious form after a certain mission went wrong on your end. he closes his notebook to look over at your current state, the stern expression giving away his concern. studying you, he merely fixes the misplaced hair on your face before going back to write in his book.

the obvious unsolved caculations on the white board gave away the reason why kajii had seemed so down, unable to solve whatever he was planning to do next—possibly involving the lemon bombs. you stood there as you solved the problem in your mind beforehand then telling him the solution. he immediately sprouted from the position he'd previously been in—having had his head in his arms whilst he rests on his lab's counter—and went over to you to ruffle your head in an almost rapidly manner before going over to put the solution to the problem he'd been attempting to solve.

smoke flows past his parted lips while he waits for your arrival, holding his pipe between his fingers and watches the faint smoke in the air float about before vanishing. ayatsuji eventually spots you approaching him—to solve another case as a detective—he merely nods his head just a bit before briefly patting your head as he went past your form, anticipating for you to catch up.

tanizaki finds himself beside you while silently listening to the words as you read the story aloud for him to hear. he was more focused to hear till the end of the book before he caught sight of your droopy eyes, threatening to close any second from lack of sleep. without hesitation, he wraps his arm around your head and lets you rest on his shoulder, gently running his hand over your hair before closing the book—bookmarking it beforehand—then placing it on your lap. he admires his surroundings, deciding to stay like this for a while.

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foxywrites · 9 months

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yuna's bungou stray dogs masterlist

works with [♥] are angsty, [🗡] involve straight-out whump, [☁︎] are fluffy and/or have healing, [🖋] are canon rewrite, [⚠] contain topics such as mature content in them. (as a side note some of these might come up in the future chapters and also, i don't write nsfw) almost all of the fics revolve around triggering things that are canon compliant and showed up in the series.

- au's

(the moodboards can be found in the masterlist's)

soulbond au || written in the stars [♥ ☁︎ 🖋⚠ ] masterlist

dazai osamu has seventeen soul-marks, most of which are platonic, and in the short-run of things they do nothing but make his goals to keeping the promise he had made for odasaku impossible- in the long run, however, they are probably the reason he has yet to close his eyes to this world that they are living in. they are probably the only reason that he is still alive...

fem soukoku au || peach blossoms and red camellias [♥🗡☁︎ 🖋⚠ ] masterlist

osamu is eleven when she runs away from home after being betrothed to a man twice her age and is found by mori who takes her in for his own gains.

figure skaters au || to land a quadruple axel [♥🗡☁︎ 🖋⚠] masterlist

after a staged accident on ice that cost dazai his carrier rather than his life, he starts to lose himself and his will to keep going on- the two kids that he meets on the ice, kyouka and atsushi, however, end up giving him something akin to hope.

role reversal/time travel au || to set things right [♥ ☁︎] masterlist

chuuya leaves after the flags dies and dazai is left behind to watch as he becomes one with the light- till he no longer has to anymore. the first time chuuya leaves, he does it alone- the second time, however, he finds himself dragging dazai along for the journey.

amnesiac dazai/dazai gets shot instead au || something worth remembering [♥ ☁︎ 🖋 ] masterlist

dazai is shot instead of odasaku, loses his memories and ends up being taken in by natsume who fakes osamu's death to protect him.

CH 107 fix-it au || it starts up in out bedroom after the war [♥ ☁︎ ⚠ ] masterlist

in meursault dazai closes his eyes in his ex partners arms. chuuya is dead-set on keeping him alive though, he isn't letting him runaway again.

boarding school/rebirth au || written in the stars [♥🗡☁︎ ⚠] masterlist

dazai saves atsushi once more, giving him a place to call home, and atsushi is determined to do the same for him too.

fem skk + drunk dazai || all my agony fades away [♥ ☁︎ ⚠] moodboards 1 & 2

It was three am, when dazai called chuuya in the morning, clearly drunk and far too gone at that point.

- other stuff

appreciation post's/ character studies

manga thoughts

screaming about CH 107 CH 107 analysis theories about the book

other shenanigans

what the hell is going on with dazai ships? were there empty spaces and people just said 'get in' to anyone that showed up at screen once and was older than 18?! ships surrounding the best girl, gin akutagawa WIP game's dazai!niece au

#fanfic #masterlist #yuna's masterlist #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs #bsd #alternate universe #chuuya nakahara #atsushi nakajima #gin akutagawa #ryuunosuke akutagawa #foxywrites masterlists #foxy's masterlist #bungou stray dogs chuuya #bungou stray dogs dazai #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs manga

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disgracedprodigy · 2 months

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Btw about Fukuzawa san not seeing you as a member of the ADA....

Sorry I know it's not my place to say anything.... But just... From my observations

I really really.... don't think that's true... And... these are the reasons why:

You proved yourself worthy of the Agency when you passed the entrance exam.

And Fukuzawa san seems to value your word and decisions. He did even when you recommended Atsushi to join the ADA.

And he trusts you and has trust in your strategies to protect the ADA.

And that's something I don't think he would do if he didn't see you as part of the ADA

Cause depending on someone he doesn't see as part of the ADA to protect the ADA? It's not logical and that would put the ADA at risk.

And... I doubt Fukuzawa san of all people would discriminate based on your origins... His ability is literally called "All men are Equal"

And he himself strongly believes that people are capable of changing for the better. He has achieved that type of change himself.

And honestly you have given him plenty of reasons to trust you and your efforts to change.

As for that picture. I think all the members shown in the picture are the ones present at the airport that Fukuzawa san has to protect from Fukuchi Because... Even Naomi Kun and Haruno san aren't in the picture but they are still members of the ADA. And Fukuzawa san values them a lot too.

So it's possible that in that moment he is picturing the agency members that will get hurt if he fails or makes a mistake rather than the whole agency.

And truly you are one of the pillars of the ADA.

Kunikida San's Partner

Atsushi kun's mentor

And Double Jade along with Ranpo san.

You have been instrumental in saving the ADA and protecting the city so many times just like all the members. Starting from your entrance exam, then when the guild attacked, during the cannibalism virus and currently during the vampire outbreak. You are really dependable uk? And you are not only needed but wanted by other members. The two very good examples of that are Kunikida san and Atsushi kun. The ADA wouldn't be the same without you. You are just as important as everyone else is....

Yeah really sorry that got so long and it's probably not as coherent as id like it to be but I hope it made sense? Just thought that it would be fair if you also heard another perspective too in this regard.... to uk... consider the full picture about it...

(To admin: Yesss ik I don't have to ask.... But this one was extra longgggg and rambly so I thought I should 💀

Also my exams are going on. So. Stress. But coming to your blog always puts a smile on my face!! 😭 Reading your responses is literally the favourite part of my day. And it's my motivation to study! So yeah... Thanks for that anddd hope you have a great day!!

Anddd also remember to take care of yourself please!! )

-🥀

ah. who knows. I suppose its lovely to have a second perspective on it.

I do hope I add something to the agency, at least even a little.

#ask dazai #🥀 anon

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ashthemadwriter-archived · 2 years

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Hello!! Remember me? we talked about bottom fyodor 😭 help. All the best for your exam and Congratulations on your 300 followers!!! So umm....

I'm an enfp scorpio.

I love dancing in the rain. love gazing at the moon and stars. like spicy food. can play violin. Know how to ride a bike. natural trouble magnet And I do a lot of artistic stuff aside from writing fanfics :3

Fandom: bsd please

Remember to take care of yourself love and drink a lot of water :) 💕💕

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.6K

A/n: All those hearts are for me🥺? Ok come closer a little bit *Mwah!

I match you with...

Dazai Osamu!

Ok first, let me just say how jealous I am of you :') Bruh I want him so bad! Can We like make a bargain? I'll give you Chuuya and you give him to me T^T

I just feel like that this hottie would match your energy so much. I was struggling on whether match you with him or Nikolai, but I ended up going with him when I read about your zodiac sign.

Dazai is a really cool partner; and by that I mean he's in whatever crazy shit you wanna do. You wanna go rob a bank at 4am? He's in! Wanna eat dozens of spicy food? He wont particularly enjoy it, but he's still in! Wanna go on top of Everest and scream until you collapse? He's in! Wanna run around in the rain without an umbrella while others are glancing at you as they run to their homes? Ooh Boy he's definitely in!

So, I heard that Scorpio people are very sexual :D And it's not just because they're horny, but they seem to enjoy the closeness and affection they receive in the act. So, um, He's 100% and a thousand times in :> He loves giving/receiving affection, tho he might not open up about other stuff...

I'm guessing that you're not much of a morning person, and same as him! Ok ok imagine this- you're both on the mattress (I wish he had a bed) clinging into each other's arm as the clock starts to ring, reminding you that it's another damn morning and another damn day (I'm saying that because you're studying at this moment lol), And Dazai also has to get his ass up and go to work; but the warmness of the blanket and your embrace is too addictive for him to get up. So he reaches for the clock, takes a deep breath, and throw it at the window causing it to break and make you full conscious; And he does that without opening his eyes lol. And then you shrug your shoulders, leaning into his embrace even more, saying "That's my boy"

I know🚶🏻‍♀️

BTW if you manage to have a stablished relationship with him, you have my respect bro-

I have a feeling that you would tease Kunikida with him, even though you might not be much of a teaser (?). Hanging around with this guy can be way too effective.

"Scorpios strike when other people least expect it" can I just say that's soooo DAZAI? like, other people cant even believe that he's a detective or has a gift, but then he makes a move and others are like Damn bro! What have you been hiding up your sleeves all this time! He's like that, and since he loves mysteries and riddles, he would definitely love the company of a folksy but actually smart and observant kind of person- YOU

Natural trouble magnet? Hehe, same as him! I can totally see you guys running away while Kunikida trouble is following you to beat the shit out of you lmao. Trust me- You two are gonna pull a lot of pranks on people, and might feel a little bad if your target is Atsushi

Please punch him in the nuts when he flirts with other women; tysm in advance🚶🏻‍♀️

There are days that you're on your bad mood; and he compromises with you. Depending on whether you wanna be alone or have someone to comfort you; he makes a move. Clears up the space around you and hugs you from behind, leading you to a comfy worm place, without saying anything or asking what happened. He already knows (Probably)

That's it. That's all I've got🚶🏻‍♀️

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fairy-writes · 2 years

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hi hi !! i was wondering if it’d be okay if i requested an ohshc and bsd matchup please :) i have an male preference and i’d like an romantic matchup ^^

personality-wise, i try my best to be very kind and considerate to others, i like making people's lives more easier (i do have limits though). i’m the oldest child so i would say i’m motherly and responsible. i sometimes scold my friends/family for doing reckless or disrespectful things, but i love joking around and playing pranks as well!! i tease my close friends a lot, and i think it’s funny when i make them flustered. i like to keep situations lighthearted and playful. i’m very optimistic as well, i could never show to be sad/mad for too long (however, i can get stressed easily). my friends would always describe me as someone who’s very observant, friendly, giggly, and “too nice.” i’m a bit of a perfectionist, and i can be very stubborn sometimes over certain things (like when it comes to people underestimating me or getting good grades). i also tend to overthink/over analyze things a lot but i mainly just keep my thoughts myself. i’m pretty shy, and although i love to make friends, it takes a while to open up with people.

i’m not very picky when it comes to partners, but it would be nice if they were respectful and also knew how to keep the relationship fun and easygoing!!

for hobbies, i like to read a lot, draw, study, and i like to learn new things!!

thank you sm and i hope you have an great day!

- 🌺

Hello blossom lovely! I hope you like your matchups!

Bungou Stray Dogs Matchup: I pair you with… Nakajima Atsushi!

Atsushi loves how kind and considerate you are to others! Though he does urge you to take care of yourself but adores you nonetheless! Sometimes he helps take care of your younger siblings while your parents go out for a date night and loves playing with them! He helped take care of the younger kids back at the orphanage so he knows how to take care of children.

He also appreciates that you keep situations lighthearted, it’s a welcome change when dealing with the Port Mafia or even Dazai’s antics. You help keep him calm, cool, and collected in situations where he’d normally be panicking. He doesn’t mind that you’re a perfectionist and actually helps you loosen up over certain things.

This boy is very respectful! He also constantly asks how he can be better for you and ways that he can keep your relationship exciting and fun. He isn’t the best at keeping things exciting, he’s way too nervous for that. But he tries! He likes to take you to amusement parks on his days off and even lets you ride around on his tiger form!

Ouran Highschool Host Club Matchup: I pair you with… Haninozuka Mitsukuni!

Honey is a pro at keeping things fun and easygoing! And despite his childish personality, he is incredibly respectful. He isn’t too big on studying but still manages to get really good grades and pass all his classes. But if you ask him, he’ll sit down and study with you! (as long as there are plenty of snacks of course)

He loves how kind you are! That’s one of the things that attracted him to you in the first place. You originally met through the Host Club when you went with a friend who was too nervous to go themselves. You tend to mother him at times and that can be a source of contention because he wants you to view him as someone who will protect you and keep you happy. But the two of you usually make up pretty quickly so it’s not too much to worry about :)

The two of you keep things super lighthearted and playful at the Host Club! People come from all over the school for your little antics and to be entertained by the both of you despite you not being an official member!

#fairytailwzard matchup #fairytailwzard matchups #bungou stray dogs #bsd #atsushi nakajima #nakajima atsushi #bsd atsushi #bungou stray dogs atsushi #ohshc #ohshc honey #mitsukuni haninozuka #honey haninozuka #ouran high school host club #ouran high school host club honey

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sskk-ao3feed · 1 month

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Spy x stray dogs!

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/U6tJga4 by Nebulacafe Bungou straydogs x spy x family crossover! - “WHAAATTT??? How the fuck am i going to get married and have a child in a week???” Typically, no one around him seem to care about the not so suspicious words that came from the man. A typical morning for the best spy in the port mafia agency commends as he spit his coffee into the newspaper which contained the information regarding his new ‘long term mission’. He need a child to infiltrate into a very prestigious school, because the demon terrorist Fyodor dostoevesky’s only little brother studies in there. And fyodor only makes his public appearance in the imperial scholar meeting that is held there. A perfect time to befriend the man and squeeze out all the information on his terrorist activities. The spy takes the 15th sigh that day, (give this man a break) Even though he is disgusted asf to find a partner and having a family, not that he is afraid of children or anything..(shhh...that’s the top 7 mysteries for the port mafia) he is still a devoted spy who desperately wants to protect the peace of this city, no matter what it takes. And if this is a mission which is related to terrorism and fyodor, he must do it, proffessionally. Words: 2950, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, SPY x FAMILY (Anime) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M Characters: Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs), Hirotsu Ryuurou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Sakaguchi Ango (Bungou Stray Dogs), Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nikolai Gogol (Bungou Stray Dogs), Izumi Kyouka (Bungou Stray Dogs), Ozaki Kouyou (Bungou Stray Dogs) Relationships: Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuzawa Yukichi/Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs), Mori Ougai & Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuzawa Yukichi & Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu & Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu & Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu & Sakaguchi Ango (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke & Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Izumi Kyouka & Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu & Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - SPY x FAMILY Fusion, Mori Ougai is Not a Pedophile (Bungou Stray Dogs), Parental Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs), Soft Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs), Soft Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Good Parent Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu Being Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya Being an Idiot (Bungou Stray Dogs), Parental Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Protective Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs), Protective Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Crack, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Author Is Sleep Deprived, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Tags Are Hard, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, imsobadd, chuuya is a cutie, first fic help, Adopted Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs) read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/U6tJga4

#ao3feed sskk #akuatsu #fic rec

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burgundymochi · 7 months

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ウタカタラッタラ / utakatarattara - tokyo ska paradise orchestra

[ im a hobbyist translator whos got a lot to do and doesnt actively study japanese since a long time. please take my translations with a grain of salt (´‘▽‘｀) ]

*only lyrics (full song/album ver), i may translate the CM audio eventually

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歌詞 || ROM || ENG

踊らされても　泡沫(ウタカタ)だったらodorasaretemo utakata dattara

even if i were to dance, if it were as ephemeral as a bubble on a surface,

踊り足りない　妄想よりも強い

odori tarinai mousou yori mo tsuyoi

stronger than delusions, it wouldnt be enough.

ぽっかり開いたような　この穴は

pokkari aitayouna kono ana wa

this hole that was wide opened

ただの空洞じゃない

tada no kuujou janai

isnt just hollow

じっともしてられないくらい

jitto mo shiterarenai kurai

i keep sucking from it everyday

毎日を吸い込んでゆく

mainichi wo suikondeyuku

to the point i cant even sit still

嘘をつくくらい

uso wo tsuku kurai

what is something id want to protect

守りたいものは何？

mamoritai mono wa nani?

to the point of lying?

知り過ぎた愛　知らないふりも愛

shirisugita ai shiranai furi mo ai

this love i know too much that i pretend not to know,

知らずに愛されてた　どうしたらよかった？

shirazu ni aisareteta doushitara yokatta?

i didnt realize it so, was there really anything i couldve done?

踊るしかないね　泡沫(ウタカタ)の日々バンザイ

odorushikanai ne utakata no hibi banzai

i got no other but to dance so hurray for this days, transitory like bubbles in a surface

見事にお手上げさ　泡だけにきれいさっぱり

migoto ni oteage sa awa dake ni kirei sappari

beautifully beyond hope, only bubbles are clear and refreshing.

ザイアクカンゼロの　フェイドアウトのあと

zaiakukan zero no FADE OUT no ato

you whos anywhere and everywhere in my room,

部屋のどこにでもいる君って誰？

heya no doko ni demo iru kimi tte dare?

appearing along to my guilt fading out from zero-- who are you?

知り過ぎた愛　知らないふりも愛

shirisugita ai shiranai furi mo ai

this love that i know too much that i pretend not to know,

知らずに愛されてた　忘れられない

shirazuni aisareteta wasurerarenai

i wont be able to forget how i loved unknowingly

眠れない夜が続く一人旅よりも

nemurenai yoru ga tsudzuku hitori tabi yori mo

rather than traveling alone through endless sleepless nights

消えてく泡のような恋を選んだ

kieteku awa no you na koi wo eranda

i chose a romance that pops away like a bubble

踊るしかないね　答えは出ないけど

odoru shikanaine kotae wa denai kedo

the answer "i dont have option but to dance" wont come out but

ダンスの相手くらい見つかる気がしてるよ

DANCE no aite kurai mitsukaru kigashiteruyo

still, i felt like i had found a partner to dance with

リアルな夢だったね

RIARU na yume dattane

it was such a realistic dream,

泡だけにきれいさっぱり

awa dake ni kirei sappari

only bubbles were clean and refreshing.

踊らされても　泡沫(ウタカタ)だったら

odorasaretemo utakata dattara

even if i were to dance, if it were as ephemeral as a bubble on a surface,

踊り足りない　楽しいのには弱い

odori tarinai tanoshii no ni wa yowai

dancing wouldnt be enough, i have a weakness for having fun.

title translation: "if it were bubbles / if i could only sing"

TL notes: actually TSPO's songwriter (atsushi yanaka) very much always makes this little puns (?) in his songs and the title is just one of those. all in all i cant really believe how this is legitimately just a shampoo commercial song. i just hope mappa animators are being paid for their precious meals,,

#translation #lyrics translation #tokyo ska paradise orchestra #mappa #romaji #this is very lighthearted #just a casual blog #i do this for fun omw home #Youtube

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elia-de-silentio · 2 years

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Because Kunikida is our King!

So! Even if I probably don't fit a single one of Kuni's ideal partner requisites, I felt like writing a character analysis that's pretty much a love letter to him. What can I say, he's one of my favorites.

It has to be said: the first impression is not the best. He acts rather callous, especially in comparison to the friendly Dazai, towards our destitute hero; even if he is the one who actually pays for his lunch. But he is very professional: he is there to capture a tiger, and if he meets someone who has seen it, he will be very serious with the interrogation and annoyed about Atsushi's terrified behavior.

Sure, he soon gets his comical side exposed as a natural result of being stuck working with Dazai; but of all the Agency, he is the one who give the cold shoulder to Atsushi the most, lacking the friendly demeanor the others have.

But that is not to say he's completely indifferent: he dedicates himself to a mentor role in a way different from Dazai, warning him about Akutagawa, getting him to work with Ranpo and Kenji to expose him to different working styles.

Despite this, he appears to be one of the most willing to leave Atsushi and Kyouka to their fates during the Mafia arc. At first, it seems to be because he doesn't care: the reason he gives for not saving Atsushi is that the Agency already has its hands full, and looks rather shocked when Fukuzawa gives the order to drop everything and save their newest member.

But it's not quite like that. When he finally finds Atsushi, and hears that the kid wants to throw away his chance to saving himself to protect someone else, he loses it: he yells that he can't save everybody, it's an unrealistic ideal, and he knows this because he too failed many times and is still haunted by regrets.

This is where his main character conflict first comes to light. Insofar, his 'ideals' were little more than a comic relief, something to underline his stringiness. From here on, we'll start to see how important they are to him and for his character arc.

We see at the end of the Guild arc that he isn't completely inflexible and stern. He complains about Atsushi's solo operation, but he is still more than willing to recognize that the kid really managed to save the situation.

But then chapter 40 rolls in, and that's practically a character study of him.

He starts the day by preparing a schedule in which he calculated how to fit all of his activities down to the very second. He valiantly ignores all temptations of trasgression (Dazai was doing all he could to plague his existence, and this included calling everyone Kuni admired to call them at the Agency and distract him) ... and then he sees a little girl getting handed a bomb.

He demonstrates that he's not a monster to drop the schedule and rush defusing the bomb; as a reward, he's stuck with the little girl, who insist to look for the criminal alongside him and keeps criticizing him right on his weak spots (cioè che una donna non la vede manco col binocolo). He's saved by the retrieval of more bombs, on a railroad this time.

The situation degenerates shortly afterwards. Another bomb gets strapped on the girl, he gets took out and bound. The culprit is some guy who Kunikida had arrested in an earlier case: he had tried to encourage him to rebuild his life, but the guy wasn't encouraged; rather, he developed a grudge towards Kunikida, and decided to do something that would have destroyed his ideals.

And this is where we find about his core belief: not let anyone die in front of his. I admit,I'm extremely curious about his backstory and how he developed this line of thinking. In the early chapters, it is said that he worked as an algebra instructor while attending university: a rather 'safe' occupation, I doubt that exposed him to people dying in front of him, so did he develope these ideals after he joined the Agency? But if it is so, why did he join such a dangerous occupation in the first place?

Anyways, the bomber's plan is to stick him in a situation where he will have no choice but to see someome die in front of him. He even gets to choose who, in a variation on the trolley dilemma: the switch to deactivate the bomb on the girl activates the bomb on the rails, so it's either the little girl in front of him or a multitude of strangers. Kunikida takes it with a rather grim attitude: he is the first to admit that his ideals are bound to clash against realities.

Nevertheless, he'll follow them as best as he can: he'll sacrifice the lesser number of people possible, the girl and himself, for not having been able to prevent this.

Except that nobody dies, because in all of this chaos, he had managed to sneak a distress signal to Yosano, who in turn called the police and rushed to heal everyone.

The chapter concludes with the reveal that Kunikida is the successor for the role of director of the Agency: Ranpo and Dazai have more brainpower, but to lead others, to inspire them to be their better self, this is something only Kunikida can do in there.

But is Kunikida confident in this? As we'll see in the Cannibalism arc, the answer is a sound no.

When Fukuzawa is taken down and the building is surrounded by the Port Mafia, he goes into a panic. He has troubles coming up with a plan that will result in no casualties, and as a result, Ranpo makes a schism, bringing most of the Agency save Atsushi with him. Kunikida finds himself alone, and here starts the collective kink of BSD's villains for torturing him.

Fyodor is the biggest offender: he starts by killing Katai, one of Kunikida's oldest friends, even if that had more strategic reasons than a personal attack. But what follows is something very personal: he finds some idiot willing to give weapons to children to defend him while he runs away, and has the Agency mistake him for the Pushkin they are pursuing. Kuni already is forced to harm the kids, if he doesn't want himself and Atsushi killed. But the real deal is the little girl with the granate.

Fyodor literally instructed her to kill herself if Kunikida showed her the notebook - exactly what he did, thinking of doing a funny trick to calm her down. He becomes unwittingly responsible for the death of the little girl, right in front of his eyes.

Kunikida is crushed by this. He works tirelessly until the end of the arc so that the girl's death will not be in vain; after that, he lets himself be accused and arrested for it, without protesting his innocence, because he doesn't believe it himself. As Ranpo says, this is part of the enemy's plan: Kunikida is the moral pillar of the Agency, the one they would have target first to discourage the others and leave them without support.

After this, he is released to go straight into the Decay of Angels case. Where his ideals are challenged once again: right at the start of the arc, when they were trying to save those politicians, he was the one to come up with the plan of beheading the criminals from behind with Kyouka's Ability. He clearly is not happy about this, saying that otherwise the ostages will be killed: yet another case in which his ideals clash with reality.

And this is only the beginning. The Book works its magic, turning the ADA into terrorists; they are forced to flee from the police, and Kunikida finds himself called a traitor and nearly shot by a policeman. The way he reacts is very interesting: he becomes very aggressive in the first moment, and later on he realizes that it's because that personwas clearly someone righteous, who lived for justice just like he did. Does this, and his reaction, mean that Kunikida is already a monster?

He is snapped out of this way of thinking by Kenji, and later goes to give an informative example of ethical car stealth.

The 'let's use Kunikida's ideals to torture him' trend continues; this time the offender is Jouno, who manages a similar effect to what Fyodor did with just a few words.

Or rather, even better. Because Jouno doesn't make him question his ability to stand by his ideals, he gets him to doubt the ideals themselves and his relationship to them. He has failed, and this means can accept he's a failure and live without the weight of them. Even if this means that the rest of the Agency will die.

This mere insinuation is enough to shake Kunikida to the core. Is it possible that he can feel any relief from the death of his friends? This question would horrify anyone, let alone someone like him. To stave it off, he literally jumps at the chance to sacrifice himself, with a nice heroic moment that would shut down his existential crisis along with his life. Dazai would be proud! (jk)

And he fails. His failure is on all fronts: he doesn't manage to prevent the ADA members from being captured (at least in the mid-run), he lost his hands that were necessary for the use of his Ability, and he didn't even manage to die. And his crisis is still there, worse than before, because now the scenario proposed by Jouno is real.

And well, it doesn't really receive an answer. He tells Jouno to leave, and has a complete breakdown, after which he is saved by Ranpo and reunited with the rest of the Agency, miraculously safe and sound, with no other words on the subject.

Well, kinda. Did he cry out of relief at being with his colleagues again, or out of stress and guilt at what he found himself thinking?

So, what can be said about all that?

Kunikida's Ideals are a double-edged sword. On the one hand, they easily make him one of the most moral people in the manga. And they don't give him a simplified, black-and white view of morality: see how he encouraged Rokuro, a criminal, to turn his life around; see how he is willing to kill criminals, but only in situation that give him no other resort, with a grim acceptation. His ideals are positive: to save and protect others.

The negative aspect of them is not an hypocrital harm to other people in their name: it’s that they harm Kunikida himself. As Jouno put best, his Ideals are as high and lofty as a balloon: too much for a simple human being, such as Kunikida is, to follow them. No matter how he tries, no matter how he does everything in his power to follow them, sooner or later he will fail, and when this happens he is unable to get back on his own. Remember how he had to be taken from his self-loathing spiral by Ranpo in both cases? He has had other things to concentrate on since, and he hasn’t had actual time to elaborate on what his failures actually means.

And this is actually after some character development: do you remember when he didn’t try to save Kyouka, already prepping Atsushi to failure before he even tried? His ideals can have another downside: they can lead him to a defeatist attitude, giving up before even trying to avoid confronting failure.

Kunikida is probably the most genuinely heroic character in the series, one whose greatest desire is to help others; but he still has quite some road to do before he can truly be the new leader of the Agency.

Thanks to anyone who bothered to read my ramblings!

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd meta #bsd analysis #bsd kunikida #bsd dazai #bsd atsushi #bsd ranpo #bsd fyodor #bsd jouno #elia's recaps

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bsdtrash · 3 years

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18+ Atsushi Somnophilia Headcanons

The content below is 18+ minors DNI!!

Ya know I actually had to google this surprisingly so I’m going to include a definition for you guys!

Somnophilia - A form of sexual fetishism which is characterized by the desire to have sex with an unconscious human who is unable to respond.

- I want to go on record here and say that Atsushi would not even entertain the idea unless you first knew about it. Like he’d be embarrassed about it but you two would have to have a whole conversation about it first just so he can make sure to have your full hearted consent.

- That being said when he does get your consent for it he doesn’t just automatically go for it the first few times that he catches you sleeping. He waits simply either because he isn’t in the mood or because he doesn’t want to come off as some kind of pervert.

- The first time it happens you’re probably sleeping on the couch and Atsushi had a long day at work. He’s exhausted but also just tense and wired from the stress that accompanies his job. If it weren’t for the conversation you guys previously had he would have woken you up for your permission, seeing as he already got it though he decides not to. He does hesitate though just because he’s afraid he might hurt you.

- Atsushi is the type to put his partners comfort before his own. So even though he has this kink he feels a bit bad about it since he wants to pleasure his partner and make sure they’re okay. He doesn’t want them to feel used so it’s very important that his partner expresses that this is okay with them and that they enjoy it as much as he does. Though of course there’s no way of knowing that unless they test it out first.

- Despite his partner being asleep Atsushi is definitely the type to still focus on pleasing his partner, honestly would probably be the type to enjoy waking his partner up in the morning with oral. I think Atsushi may be sloppy when it comes to oral at first but with his desire to please others I could see him becoming really good at it with practice!

- He’s most likely start with small touches just to test the waters out, to see just how deep of a sleep you’re in. This cutie would definitely be the type to still kiss you while you’re asleep just because he loves you too much, he truly can’t contain himself and his emotions for you.

- With this type of kink I could see him topping, though he would probably forget about his own pleasure until towards the end when you start stirring awake from all the pleasure you’re feeling from him. Of course when he notices you stirring awake that’s when he begins to quicken his pace, instead of pleasuring you and teasing you he finally begins to fuck you.

- I think his favorite part though would be all the time he seemingly has to just study and admire your body. Atsushi doesn’t really recognize his own beauty but he can certainly recognize and admire others beauty, especially when it comes to his partner. He’d just love to admire your looks 24/7 be it if you’re awake or asleep this boy just can’t seem to take his eyes off of you.

- I don’t really see his partner being able to sleep through the whole thing just because of the attention Atsushi gives them when it comes to pleasure. I could see you waking up near the end when you’re at the edge of your orgasm, due to you being asleep I could also see during the time you were asleep Atsushi unknowingly having edged you quite a bit before finally just losing his composure and fucking you.

- That being said you’re definitely woken up with a mind-blowing orgasm, Atsushi himself would love the way you suddenly moan when woken up and the way you tighten around him. This man has stamina though so he’d probably tear one more orgasm out of you after you’ve woken up before orgasming inside of you himself.

- He’s exhausted after words so please cuddle him and allow him to get some rest also don’t ever be afraid to return the favor. Atsushi himself would love to wake up to you pleasuring and fondling him in his sleep ;3c

#atsushi nakajima #atsushi #atsushi x reader #Smut #bsd #bsd x reader #bsd x y/n #Headcanon

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dazai-ism · 3 years

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bsd college au headcanons

i have so many thoughts on this that it's unbelievable. also, i'm an american, so i'm going to base this on u.s. colleges and universities (i'm so sorry). anyways, here we go

firstly, on dazai and fyodor:

for me, in all bsd modern aus, dazai and fyodor are rivals and begrudging acquaintances-maybe-friends. dazai is a psychology major, and fyodor is a criminology major. they share so many fucking classes together that they can't help but acknowledge each other's existence

that being said: they constantly battle for the valedictorian spot of their class (year). i would like to think that in the first semester of their freshman year, dazai won, but in the second semester, fyodor did. that earned him a whole quarter's worth of rebuking insults and pettiness

and they're both arrogant as hell, so they can't not brag about their scores

i imagine that if they were ever in the same literature class, one of them would purposely be the 'devil's advocate' in every single seminar just to annoy the other

on that note, can you imagine them debating the moral rationality of crime and punishment??? if you've read the book, you would understand. it would start world war fucking iii

they do work well together on group assignments and stuff, though. they prefer partnering up with each other because, in their words, "everyone else is too damn stupid"

next, dazai and kunikida:

kunikida and dazai are roommates. they met in college, not high school (probably came from opposite sides of the fucking country)

i imagine that their first interaction went like this:

dazai: oh!!! my roommate!!! welcome!!!! do you think this curtain bar is tall enough for me to hang myself on???? kunikida: what the fuck?? no????? dazai: oh, that's terribly unfortunate. also, did you request our dorm to be on the first floor? kunikida: yes, of course??? why would you want to unnecessarily climb extra flights of stairs? dazai: oh, no reason. i just wanted to try jumping out of the window, but i guess that's a foregone conclusion now [sighs wistfully] kunikida: what the actual fuck

(more under the cut!!!)

yeah. anyways

kunikida is ever-annoyed by dazai, but he also is a little bit concerned, not that he'd ever admit it

he's also a political science major on the pre-law track, so he's slightly stuck-up. at first, dazai can't believe he has this righteous, lofty dude as his roommate, but he gets used to it. i also think he would play tricks on kunikida like he does in canon—his notebook mysteriously disappears and then reappears twice a month without fail, like clockwork

kunikida is the suffering listener to most of dazai's daily ramblings (most of which are answers to 'philosophical' questions), his most recent one being: is "X food" a soup or a salad??

moving on. stem vs. humanities

there is a long-running war between the stem and humanities departments in the university, and people hold a lot of grudges. for example

tanizaki (a chemistry major) dumped a whole bottle of 1879 wine inside chuuya's (a literature major specializing in poetry) backpack once. dazai cackled at it (despite also being a humanities major), but he still took chuuya's side

kouyou (a gender studies major) started dating yosano (a biology major on the pre-med track) in their sophomore year, and it caused a huge ruckus. kouyou still has stains on her favorite dress

mori (a biology professor) is definitely not above joining in on the scheme. i imagine that he occasionally helps his students plan some quite elaborate pranks on fukuzawa (a comparative lit. professor) and his classes

atsushi is an anthropology major, while akutagawa studies astrophysics. with their peers involved, they've reluctantly participated in a few (read: a whole fucking lot) of prank wars, one of which involved a pack of gummy worms and the communal showers. dazai eggs them on every chance he gets

on the hunting dogs:

jouno is an electrical engineering major who absolutely delights in bothering his rather apathetic roommate, tecchou (a government major)

fukuchi is definitely the applied mathematics professor that everybody hates (fuck canon fukuchi)

teruko is a film and visual studies major, but she wants to minor in contemporary art. honestly, though, teruko is more of a wild card in my hcs because i like to think that she wants to dabble a little bit in everything but simply doesn't have enough spare time to invest

tachihara is a classics major. i love the idea of tachihara being a total nerd about greco-roman history. he probably sculpts as a hobby or something. i don't know

i have way too many ideas about this. i might update this more in the future >:D reply with your own hcs if you have any!!! i'd love to hear them

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #au #alternate universe #college au #headcanons #bsd headcanons

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what-the-stories-have-foretold · 3 years

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Study date

This is essentially some of my characters that would study with their partner, but ranked, sort of?

Here is my Navigation.

Multifandom x gn!s.o.

Warnings: talk of exam season (i myself am doing this a week before an oral exam instead of reading texts i should have read months ago ☺) (Also, please save me)

Fandoms: Harry Potter, Haikyū!!, Witch Hat Atelier, DC, Detective Conan, Death Note, Bungou Stray Dogs

Characters: Tom Riddle, Estheath/Ysheath, Remus Lupin, Akaashi Keiji, Orugio, Damian Wayne, Tsukishima Kei, Quiffrey, Kuroo Tetsurou, Tanizaki Junichirou, Nakajima Atsushi, L Lawliet, Tim Drake, Kudō Shinichi, Hattori Heiji, Kuroba Kaito (Kaito Kid), Sirius Black, Edogawa Ranpo

Part 2

Good study partner

Tom Riddle, Estheath/Ysheath

Oh, with them you get stuff done. It is silent the entire time and if they should notice you got distracted they will sigh and make you start learning again. Not the best teachers on the list (not enough patience, Tom can be lowkey passive aggressive if you don't get it quickly enough) , but you'll know the stuff in the end.

Remus Lupin, Akaashi Keiji

A bit more perceptible for jokes and the air, though mostly silent, is far more relaxed. You might even study on beds or cuddle whilst reading your texts. They have an insane amount of patience. Best teachers and best study partners! (Send one over, I still have stuff to do 😭)

Orugio, Damian Wayne, Tsukishima Kei

They aim to be as serious as Tom and Estheath/Ysheath. BUT they are so weak for you. You might be able to distract them and if you tell a joke, you might even see their lips twitch.

Quiffrey, Kuroo Tetsurou

Distraction comes a bit easier, but don't make any mistakes, they do want to study! And they are focused! However, there will be a lot more jokes and laughs included. By the way, they are also very good teachers. (Someone - anyone - please! 😫)

Tanizaki Junichirou, Nakajima Atsushi

Okay this one's actually really cute. They will both be absolute angels. Trying to help you when needed and keeping quiet when you study. BUT. You are so pretty? How? You can't blame them for stealing glances or even staring the entire time.

Okay Study Partner

L Lawliet

Honestly, only because he's not studying himself. He loooves helping you study though. He's a pretty good teacher when it comes to you (others can suck it apparently) and will take his time explaining stuff to you. He also likes solving cases next to you, BUT he won't be able to acknowledge you much if it's a bigger case, unfortunately. Actually immaculate though

Only on the days before the exam aka Cram Kings

Tim Drake

He had so many cases. And also didn't like the subject. And might have forgotten about it. On an entirely unrelated note: he hasn't slept in a very long time. Please help him?

Kudō Shinichi, Hattori Heiji, Kuroba Kaito (Kaito Kid)

They are such show-offs. They didn't learn at all and wanted to show this off only to realise that they are screwed. They will still show-off while their s.o. teaches them though.

Sirius Black

What do you mean the exam is in two days? Last week McGonagall said-ooooooh. Another one who just needs your help. Usually, when you study he bugs you until you give in to his affection. When he gets frustrated or wants to just leave, this time he'll flat out try to seduce you. You don't take any of his shit. He's smart, just lazy.

Honorary mention: Nooooo

Edogawa Ranpo

He attempts to do it like L Lawliet, help you (i'm so smart, you know) (Yes, I know, you'll reply) etc., but utterly fails and ends up whining for your attention.

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ssamie · 3 years

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seven. “pretty boy”

kozume kenma x fem dazai!reader

(bsd x hq)

tw: mentions of suicide

masterlist. suicide freak!

"and why did you disappear for two days straight?!" kunikida exclaimed "what could you have possibly been doing all those times you've skipped work?!"

she simply smiled as she hummed under her breath, blatantly ignoring the man. "i told you i had school, kunikida-kun" she said with a soft chuckle

"i know that. i've already let that go since the president approved of it, but your absence is always messing up my schedule!" kunikida grumbled in annoyance as he slammed his hand on her desk.

"you are my partner and you have to work with me and not slack off all the time!"

"are you even listening?!" kunikida shrieked

"of course" she answered mindlessly. she simply stared at the phone she was holding with a cutesy grin and a small blush on her cheeks. "kenma-kun is so adorable! i truly couldnt ask for a better suicide partner!" she gushed

kunikida irked a brow while atsushi simply sighed.

"are you seriously following the poor guy around?" atsushi asked "that's kind of wrong you know" he said

kunikida gritted his teeth and grasped her by the shoulders. "that is what you waste your time on rather than doing your work?!" kunikida exclaimed angrily

he started shaking her violently, though she still had the same dumb grin on her face as she sluggishly chanted kenma's name

"oya? would you look at the time, kunikida-kun!" she chimed. she pointed to the wall clock, displaying the time. 7:30. "i have to get to school! bye-bye!" she waved

suddenly, just before she could exit the door, she turned around to look at him. her eyebrows furrowed as a look of concern painted itself on her features.

"hey, kunikida-kun" she called out

kunikida glanced at her with gritted teeth, but didn't respond.

"you should ease down, you know?" she cooed "i heard if you're too neurotic, you'll get lots of wrinkles and your aging becomes accelerated" she said with a hum

kunikida calmed himself down as he sent her a curious yet wary look. "is that true?" he asked

"oh, you should take notes" she urged him

complying, he pulled out his notebook and began writing down. "if you're too neurotic..." he voiced out as he wrote "your aging will-"

"im messing with you" she admitted nonchalantly

a loud snap could be heard, emitting from the pen he was holding which was now broken in half. "bastard! stop ridiculing me!" kunikida exclaimed

just as the heel of his shoe could hit her, she skillfully dodged and stepped out of the room. "hehe, see you later~" she cooed as she waved them goodbye

as kunikida went back to screaming and whining about his good-for-nothing partner, atsushi could only watch in dread and confusion

atsushi sweat dropped, hesitantly lowering his head on his desk as he muttered under his breath.

"i really wonder why those two are partners"

"oya oya. you sure are late, ms. manager" kuroo mused

she simply laughed in response and waved him off "sorry. i had some things to take care of" she said "has fukurodani arrived yet?" she asked as she fiddled with the bandages on her neck

"yeah, they're in the gym. we were waiting for you so we stayed out here for a while" kuroo said

kenma sent her a longing glance, though he stood still while clutching his PSP in hand. call him dramatic, but a minute has passed and she hasn't greeted nor tried to convince him on a double suicide yet.

it was unnerving.

"oya? you look peeved, kenma" kuroo whispered to him . the bedhead captain smirked teasingly as kenma huffed in annoyance.

"shut up, kuroo" kenma whispered back

then finally, she noticed him. she shot him a loopy grin and a wave

"oh, kenma!" she beamed "i have a pretty funny story" kenma smiled and nodded, urging her to continue with her 'funny story'

"so last night, i tried to put the toaster in my bathtub!"

noticing her loud and distinctive voice, and her ever so lovely suicidal tales, nekomata let out an amused chuckle. he lead fukurodani's two managers over to the girl.

"but my power got cut off." she sulked, though kenma just listened along, completely unbothered

"so i tried again this morning! but ranpo-san stole my toaster-"

"this is y/n! she's nekoma's newest manager. so far, she's been doing a pretty good job." nekomata chimed in "hi! we're fukurodani's managers!" they greeted

she excused herself away from kenma, much to his displeasure

she sent the girls a smile and a wave "hey, i.." she trailed off. the girls look at her curiously as her eyes seemed to follow a certain dark haired setter.

"i..think i have found the most beautiful boy i've ever laid my eyes on!" she exclaimed. her eyes seemed to sparkle as she studied each inch he had to offer from head to toe.

"oh, akaashi-kun?!" one of the managers squealed excitedly

"you have good taste, y/n-chan! wanna talk to him?" the other girl asked

"oh boy, do i?" she grinned as she prance around happily "i have a very important question to ask him!"

as she and the two managers made their merry way over to akaashi, kuroo and kenma stayed behind watching them. kuroo chuckled and nudged the pudding-head. "heh. looks like you've been replaced" he said

"y/n found a new boy to- um.. kenma?" kuroo sweatdropped

kuroo grinned nervously as he watched kenma scrunch his face up in distaste, looking quite agitated as he gave akaashi a nasty glare.

kenma gritted his teeth as he watched his girl-friend getting hyped up by the girls to talk to the setter.

"oh no.. is y/n gonna pop the question to their setter?" yaku said as he caught sight of the girl creeping up behind akaashi

"i think she's just saying hi.." kai intervened with his usual kind smile

"no.. most likely not" yaku hummed

she bit back a grin as she tapped akaashi on the shoulder. the setter perked up as he put away his bottle. he looked back to meet sparkling (e/c) colored eyes.

"oya? can i help you with anything?" akaashi asked

"akaashi-kun, this is y/n-chan! she's nekoma's manager!" the girls said

akaashi nodded and bowed politely "nice to meet you, y/n-san. my name is akaashi keiji"

she wordlessly took his hand in her bandaged ones, much to his surprise. though akaashi still managed to keep his stoic expression despite the soothing touches she left on his skin.

"i have finally found a reason to live.." she started off dramatically "a reason to live? no! a reason i've kept living until now!" she exclaimed

she looked up at him with sparkling eyes, filled with endearment and admiration. "that's right! i've lived to this day so i can go on a double suicide with you!"

akaashi raised his eyebrows in surprise, while the entirety of nekoma simply bowed in apology from behind her.

"i-is that so?" akaashi asked, a small chuckle emitting from his lips "yes! im sure of it!" she said "ah, mon amour~" she cooed

"double suicide?" akaashi muttered in confusion "feel free to do it on your own..?"

"well, maybe don't do it at all, actually" akaashi said with a soft chuckle.

"a double suicide is not possible alone!" she countered

akaashi blinked and looked up at nekoma, who were still silently apologising. the dark haired setter looked at her in concerned and asked, "are you in need of a therapist or perhaps someone to talk to, y/n-san?"

"why would you ask that, mon amour?" she smiled nervously

"im quite concerned for you." akaashi said "and if you don't, i'd be happy to refer you one." he offered

she silently stared at him with a smile, him doing the same. his hands were still in hers as they looked at each other in silence. she then flushed a soft pink as she dramatically covered her face with her hands.

"ah! your vitality is blinding!" she exclaimed

akaashi simply laughed and nodded along, slightly amused by her crazy and bubbly persona.

"AKGAAASHII!" bokuto's loud voice called out

"bokuto-san.." akaashi responded, looking back to meet eyes with his overly energetic friend running towards them

"oh my" she said with a hum. she simply watched as the gray haired boy slapped his hand on akaashi's back.

"hey hey hey!" bokuto cheered "did you see my totally awesome spike just now, akaashi?!" bokuto asked, followed by a loud and booming laugh

"im sorry bokuto-san, but i didn't" akaashi said in his usual monotonous voice. almost instantly, bokuto's mood dropped. his hair drooped as a frown etched itself on his face.

"r-really?" he sniffled with a pout

"i saw it." she chimed in

bokuto then grinned, successfully breaking out of his dejected mode. his head snapped towards her, a proud and happy look on his face.

"is that so? so you saw how i broke through those blocks?! did you?!" bokuto asked eagerly

she laughed softy, covering her mouth with her hands, as she nodded. "that's right." she said "i don't think i've seen anyone spike that hard. so far, atleast"

akaashi sweat dropped as he watched bokuto cheer happily, repeatedly chanting his 'hey hey hey' catchphrase as he does so.

"you shouldn't butter him up so much, y/n-san" akaashi said "though im very grateful. i'd have to resort in not setting to him until he snapped out of it, once again." he chuckled

she grasped his hands in hers again and sighed dreamily "ah! your decisiveness is even more blinding!"

"ehem. y/n." kenma chimed in. he fake coughed as he sneakily glared at their hands. "we need you back on our team." he said

"right, right" she sighed

"well then, hopefully, i'll see you both later" she said as she waved bokuto and akaashi goodbye

"it was nice to meet you, y/n-san" akaashi smiled at her

she blinked rapidly as she studied the angelic boy infront of her. "ah! your beauty is truly blinding!" she exclaimed, dramatically holding out her hand to touch his face

though, before her skin can make contact with his, kenma was already pulling her away.

"you shouldn't waste your time of day flirting around with guys you see." kenma said in a quiet voice. he kept an emotionless expression as he guided her back to the bench.

"hmm. i see" she said. she smirked as she studied his tense shoulders and the agitated aura flowing out of him.

"ne, kenma-kun" she called out "what made you think i was flirting with akaashi?" she asked tauntingly

kenma stopped in his tracks and side eyed her "huh? well you were-"

"or better yet.." she cut him off "why are you so bothered?" she smirked "are you perhaps jealous, kenma-kun?" she asked with a teasing hum

kenma flinched and looked away to avoid her eyes. "no.. why would you say that?"

"its not like i have any reason to be, anyways" kenma said

she smiled knowingly and shrugged. "well, i guess you're right." she mused "after all, you're just a friend. i can look for many more and ask others to join me on my goal of a double suicide."

kenma furrowed his brows at her awfully unfiltered and hurtful words. he stared at her back as he watched her walk away.

"why.." he muttered

"hm?" she hummed, sparing him a glance as she took a seat on the bench.

kenma walked up to her, his hands laying limp on his sides as he lowered his head. "why would you say that?" he muttered

she softly smiled as she leaned back on the seat. "why wouldn't i?" she mused

"b-because!" kenma exclaimed, it was a bit louder than he had intended. the boys of nekoma looked at them from the other side of the gym.

kuroo chuckled in amusement while the others look at him in confusion "what's happening?" yaku asked "dunno, yakkun. maybe a lover's quarell or something" kuroo said jokingly

"ooohh! they're lovers?!" lev asked excitedly

"idiot." yaku muttered

kenma racked his brain for the right words to say while she simply watched him with a smile.

"yare yare, don't beat yourself up about it" she sneered "after all, im just messing with you" she said with a small chuckle

kenma pouted at her. he stuffed his hands in the side of his shorts and turned away. "you're so mean." he said with a frown

"eh?? i was just joking!" she exclaimed as she pulled him back by his arm, forcing him to sit next to her. "after all, i'd never replace you!" she squealed loudly as she latched her arms around him.

"never never never!" she chanted repeatedly as she nuzzled her cheek along his hair

kenma groaned as he felt himself getting tossed and tugged around like a doll, once again.

"i won't let you go until we both drop dead!" she exclaimed loudly. she had a blush on her face, paired with a dreamy smile "ah! imagine dying alongside each other!"

she squeezed kenma even tighter, possibly crushing his ribs and windpipe. "ah! i wouldn't have it any other way!" she exclaimed with teary eyes

"o-okay, i get it!" kenma wheezed

he pushed her away and gently massaged his aching body. "geez. keep doing that and you'll kill me before you can have your awfully anticipated double suicide" he said

he then walked away, back towards the team by the court. as she fully registers his words, she blinked in shock and looked at his retreating figure.

"does that mean you'll go on a double suicide with me?" she asked

"dont get your hopes up."

leaving her behind, kenma walked up to the team, ignoring their painfully obvious stares.

"what." he spat out, sending his teammates an irritated look.

"oh, nothing. nothing at all~" kuroo mused, a small smirk grazing his lips

kenma sighed and picked up a ball, blatantly ignoring kuroo and yamamoto who were now hovering over his shoulder

"nice job, kenma! you finally snagged a girl!" yamamoto cheered "please go away" kenma muttered

kuroo laughed and slung his arm around him. "don't worry kenma, no other boy will be taking up your lady's attention" he mused. kenma sighed and turned away from them.

"again, please go away"

it was the end of the day, and fukurodani was settling in an Inn a block down from nekoma. "wanna eat out today? i can call over some people from the other team" kuroo asked them

"yeah! im so hungry!" yamamoto whined

"are you coming, y/n-senpai?" inouka asked her

she simply smiled and nodded. "sure, i'd love to-"

though she cut herself off as she felt some minimal movement and a pressure nearing her face. she quickly grasped whatever it is in her hand just before it could fully pierce her skin.

"oya? what’s this?" she muttered with a hum

"e-eh?? y/n-senpai is that a knife?!" lev shrieked in fear, making the others look her way.

sure enough, she was standing there, holding a dagger by the hilt. the said dagger pointed to her face.

"why do you have that?" kenma asked, a hint of panic and worry in his tone

"well, i was sure it came from nowhere, really" she replied nonchalantly. she pulled the blade away, revealing a small shallow cut on the side of her cheek. a lone drop of blood dripped down from the wound.

she wiped it off with the back of her hand, causing the white bandages to stain a crimson red.

"what do you mean?" yaku asked, now also worried.

"well, it came from that direction-" she stopped herself as another dagger came flying towards her. though she used the one in her hand to skillfully block it before it could hit her.

"oi! who the hell threw that?!" yamamoto exclaimed angrily. the boy looked around the empty street, trying to see who would dare try to hurt their friend.

"hmm." she hummed thoughtfully, twirling the dagger in her hand.

"plotting as usual?" a voice called out

the boys watched in confusion as she perked up from the sound, a look of dread and agitation looming her features.

"that voice.." she muttered, her face slightly scrunched up

"its been quite long, and seeing you like this.." he said "soft, vulnerable, wounded.."

"its quite laughable. won't you agree, y/n?" chuuya sneered

she simply gagged and threw the dagger away. "gross! man, gross!" she whined out

"i like that reaction" chuuya replied nonchalantly "it makes me wanna strangle you."

she simply gritted her teeth as she watched him in agitation. her eye twitched every so often as he walked towards her.

kuroo butted in, a look of confusion in his face. "um, sorry but who the hell is this?" he asked with a scoff

kuroo looked down at chuuya, who simply ignored him and made his merry way towards the girl.

"did you miss me, you suicidal brat?" chuuya spat out with a laugh

she simply groaned and hugged kenma's arm as a way to scurry away from chuuya.

"ugh. ew."

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