Peggy: (to Jack) I organised your messages into three categories.
Peggy: 'From Y/N', 'Death threats' and 'Death threats from Y/N'
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Peggy: You know what they say, Y/n. “If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again.”
Y/n: Actually, Peggy, what they say is, “If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
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i was going through my camera roll and found this (from an incorrect quotes generator, completely random assignment of names, nevertheless incredibly perfect)
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Peggy: Did you have to stab them?
Y/N: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.
Peggy: What did they say?
Y/N: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Peggy: That’s fair.
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Peggy: imagine if someone gave you a box full of items you've lost throughout your lifetime
Jack: hey look at that, my integrity!
Dooley: it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back
Dottie: wow, my childhood innocence! thank you for finding this!
Dugan: I haven't seen my will to live in fifteen years!
Peggy: Dum Dum, put the Bourbon down.
Angie: heyyy, I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Howard: ah, mental stability, my old friend!
Jarvis: I had wondered where my honor wandered off to
Daniel: whose leg is that
Daniel: oh wait
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Captain Carter and Natasha are hiding in a small closet during a mission...
Captain Carter: Well, this is cozy.
Natasha: Yeah, nothing like a tiny cramped space to make me realize how attractive my partner is.
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Steve: pretending to joke-flirt So when are you going to go out with me?
Bucky: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
The rest of the Howlies and Peggy: And you just ran away?!
Steve: I didn't expect him to flirt back!
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Peggy: maybe because you're skinny, and maybe because you're pretty, you're used to getting away with things. But I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others. And I hate you. And you are a horrible person. And you, not understanding that you are a horrible person doesn't make you less of a horrible person.
Dottie: ... You think I'm pretty?
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(Astarion was punched in the nose during the last battle)
Astarion: Ow! Is it broken?
Shadowheart: You’ll live. Keep your head back.
Astarion: Of course I’ll live! I’m worried about the aesthetic!
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Sousa: I’m driving.
Peggy: Shotgun!
Jack: What! But you had it on the way here.
Peggy *Pulling out shotgun*: No! I found a shotgun! *cocks gun* And I want the front seat.
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Jamie: Want me to kill him?
Claire: DO NOT KILL HIM!
Jamie: Come on, it'll be quick! Won't take a minute.
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Peggy: I think we should stick to the plan, Y/n.
Y/n: What plan?..
Peggy: Exactly.
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m/n: [let's out big sighed after he hearing peggy keep nagging] how could you be so beautiful and annoying at the same time?
peggy: [glare at m/n] i'm sorry?!
m/n: [rolling his eyes] thank you for apologies!
peggy: that- i'm not- [sighed and walk out the room]
[howard and steve watching this wide eyes]
howard: how he still alive after that?!
steve: i- i don't know- this is miracle!
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Dottie: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Peggy: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING APARTMENT!!!
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Casey: You can't be serious.
RJ: I try not to be, but sometimes it just slips out anyway.
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(When Buck is hanging back to help Bobby during a rescue after yet another instance when Bobby told him to leave)
Buck:...What would Athena say if she knew I left her husband behind?
Bobby: SHE'D SAY 'DO AS BOBBY SAYS'!
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