#incorrect outlander quotes

[incorrect-outlander-quotes]

John: I say this with love...it's crazy you haven't been murdered. Jamie: Oh, I know.

#outlander #incorrect outlander quotes #jamie fraser #lord john grey #ch: john grey #ch: jamie fraser #source: superstore

[faithfraserlivesau]

Murtagh, mid-rant:…and it was irresponsible, the absolute height of stupidity—

Claire: Wait, what’s the height of stupidity?

Murtagh: How tall are you, Jamie?

#incorrect outlander quotes #outlander #claire fraser #murtagh fitzgibbons fraser #jamie fraser #caitriona balfe #sam heughan #duncan lacroix

[hammah-banana]

Young Ian: Be honest with me. It’s a prank, right? The tea? Like when those tourist folks aren’t around. Y’all know this tastes like garbage?

Claire Fraser: No, I love it.

Young Ian: You don’t love it, it’s pigeon sweat.

#incorrect quotes #outlander #incorrect outlander quotes #claire fraser #ian murray #the frasers #source: ted lasso #ted lasso #roy kent

[jurian-is-cinnamon-roll]

James Alexander Malcolm MacKenzie Fraser

#apologies if i've already posted it #but it do be like that #jamie is a sub and i will die on this hill #who are the dozen he services tho #his husband john #his domme mtf claire #his other dom bjr #soft dom frank randall #feel free to hit me with more #sounds like something jamie would say tbh #for pride month i wish all the trolls a very happy die ☺️☺️☺️ #outlander starz #jamie fraser #jamie fraser is bisexual #incorrect outlander quotes #basically correct outlander quotes

[foreverinmyguiltypleasures]

Me: What’s the hardest thing about life…

Y/N: Bills? Aging? Stress?

Me: Trying to adjust back into the real world after you spend the weekend watching and rewatching endless amounts of Outlander and knowing that life can never be like it…

#🥲 #facts #Outlander #random thoughts #jamie x claire #incorrect outlander quotes

[i-am-not-like-you-ups]

Claire: I won’t have my honor questioned by you.

Sandy: I’m not questioning your honor. I’m denying its existence.

#outlander #incorrect outlander quotes #claire beauchamp #sandy travers

[arbitraryreveries]

Claire: If I had a nickel for every time I was dragged onto a ship I didn't want to be on to be a healer, I would have two nickels, which is not a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

#Outlander #Outlander Season 7 #Outlander Season 7 episode 1 #incorrect Outlander quotes

[spinnysocks]

Outlanders incorrect quotes- Who ate it?

*The Outlanders in the volcano, standing around a carcass that's clearly been eaten and is now just a pile of bones*

Ushari: So. Who ate it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Jasiri: I did. I ate it-

Ushari: No. No, you didn’t. Janja?

Janja: Don't look at me! Look at Shupavu.

Shupavu: What?! I didn't eat it.

Janja: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was eaten?

Shupavu: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s eaten!

Janja: Suspicious.

Shupavu: No, it's not!

Mzingo: If it matters, probably not but... Reirei was the last one by it.

Reirei: Liar! I don't even eat *that*!

Mzingo: Oh, really? Then what were you doing in the volcano earlier?

Reirei: I use the steam to puff up my fur! Everyone knows that, Mzingo!

Jasiri: Alright, let’s not fight. I ate it, let me get another, Ushari.

Ushari: No. Who ate it?

Janja: Ushari... Kiburi's been awfully quiet.

Kiburi: Really?!

Janja: Yeah, really!

Kiburi: Oh my god-

...

*Distant sounds of arguing*

Ushari: I ate it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a warthog on a stick. *hisses* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

#i couldn't think of anything to replace “it burned my hand so i punched it” 💔 #just an outlanders incorrect quotes lmao #the henchmen are just standing around like “Wtf?” #the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders #tlg incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[aegonomics]

incorrect house of the dragon 12/?

#is this anything #rhaenyra targaryen #daemon targaryen #hotd incorrect quotes #*post #source is i paraphrased an outlander post not sure how to cite that

[or-we-could-take-a-walk-together]

Pandora, pointing at her bookshelf: so, this is it.

Regulus: omg dune AND little women??

Remus: angels in America, I love this play!

Sirius: the picture of Dorian Gray and shadow and bone wow!!

Lily: Outlander jeez

Dorcas: Gossip girl!! I read it so many times!

James: Dora why on earth do you have John Lennon’s biography?

Pandora looking up from an Amazing Spider-Man comic book: …

#marauders #remus lupin #harry potter #jegulus #regulus black #sirius black #incorrect harry potter quotes #james potter #incorrect marauders quotes #peter pettigrew #pandora lovegood #Lily evans #dune #outlander #little women #nowhere boy #gossip girl #gossip girl reboot #monet de haan #lgbtq+ #jegulus raising harry #marlene mckinnon #mary macdonald #fuck jkr #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #dorcas meadows #wolfstar #dorlene #the slytherin skittles

[atsushis-fangs]

North: we've really got to stop meeting like this Scotland: maybe we would if you stopped breAKING INTO MY HOUSE

@winterwrites23

#hetalia #SoT #incorrect quotes #outlander AU #SoT incorrect quotes #hws northern ireland #hws scotland #etymology is fun so here we have the meaning of callum's name #'callum' is a scottish gaelic variant of the latin name 'columba' which means dove #'dougall' however is the anglicized version of the gaelic 'dubhghall' or 'dúbgall' #which is a combination of 'dubh' (dark) and 'gall' (stranger #so that was todays etymology lesson :D

[incorrect-outlander-quotes]

Jamie: Is this about Claire Beauchamp? Murtagh: No. Jamie: Then I've lost interest.

#outlander #incorrect outlander quotes #jamie fraser #claire fraser #ch: claire fraser #ch: jamie fraser #incorrectoutlanderquotes #ch: murtagh fraser #source: seinfeld

[faithfraserlivesau]

Murtagh: Why did you do it?

Jamie: You’re going to have to be more specific.

#incorrect outlander quotes #outlander #jamie fraser #claire fraser #murtagh fitzgibbons fraser #sam heughan #caitriona balfe #duncan lacroix

[hammah-banana]

Jamie Fraser: You’ve been behind all of this.

Random Villain: Since as far back as Culloden I’ve been doing everything humanly possible to rid the world of you and your family. But you have the most annoying habit of not dying when you’re supposed to.

#incorrect quotes #outlander #incorrect outlander quotes #jamie fraser #claire fraser #source: httyd #hiccup haddock #httyd #rtte #how to train your dragon

[devilsrecreation]

The Outlanders in the Desert (for some reason)

Janja: Ah, the desert! Hey scorpion, count how many sand is here. That’s your mission

Sumu: Okay *starts counting* One...two....three....four...

Reirei: *as Sumu is still counting* Why the fuck would you make him do that?!

Janja: It passes the time

Reirei: It’s gonna to take SO long!! Janja, it’s going to be SO annoying!

Janja: I’m curious to see what his number is!

Reirei: No! He’s just going to be counting FOREVER!

Janja: Maybe, *laughing* but….

Sumu: 23....24.....25....26...

The other Outlanders: *laughing*

Reirei: Janja, what have you brought?! This is your fault!!!

Sumu: There are 30 million sand particles in the desert

Janja: See? That was easy!

Reirei: Fuck…oh my god…

#incorrect quote #source: youtube #this literally just came back to me and i had to do it #not pictured are Mzingo and Kiburi rolling their eyes #i feel like njano could do this too #so would bunga now that i think about it #tlg outlanders #the lion guard

[beefsteakclub]

John: "I could make you scream."

Jamie: "I think not."

John: comes up out of the water looking like Medusa.

Jamie: screams

John: "I didn't mean like that! "

#outlander spoilers #lord john grey #jamie fraser #outlander #the scottish prisoner #voyager spoilers #crack #incorrect quotes