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Cassius: *in the middle of the night* do you really like me?

Brutus: we’ve been married for 5 years go back to bed

Cassius: yeah but did you marry me as a friend or-

#gaius cassius longinus #marcus junius brutus #rome (hbo) #incorrect rome quotes #hbo rome #cassius x brutus #yes i ship them

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Anthony: wait... did you flirt with me? 

Octavian: have been for the past few months but thanks for noticing

#rome (hbo) #anthony x octavian #mark anthony x octavian #octavian augustus #mark anthony #incorrect rome quotes #hbo rome

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"You take things too personally, Brekker. You should be focused on the job, but you’re too busy holding a grudge.”

“That’s where you’re wrong,” said Kaz. “I don’t hold a grudge. I cradle it. I coddle it. I feed it fine cuts of meat and send it to the best schools. I nurture my grudges, Rollins."

#crooked kingdom #kaz brekker #grishaverse #leigh bardugo #this is me #i'm not sorry #sorry not sorry

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Kaz: You’re the love of my life, I would do anything for you.

Inej: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Kaz: Absolutely not.

#six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kaz brekker x inej ghafa

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JURASSIC PARK (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg JURASSIC WORLD DOMINION (2022) dir. Colin Trevorrow

#jurassic park #jurassic world dominion #jurassic world #jurassicparkedit #jurassicworldedit #ellie sattler #ian malcolm #alan grant #parallels

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Pullo: I've got this completely under control

Vorenus: Is that why everything's on fire?

#rome #rome hbo #hbo rome #lucius vorenus #titus pullo #vorenus x pullo #pullrenus #incorrect rome quotes #incorrect pullrenus quotes #basically correct pullrenus quotes

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Vorenus: wait... did you flirt with me? 

Pullo: have been for the past few months but thanks for noticing

#rome #rome hbo #hbo rome #lucius vorenus #titus pullo #vorenus x pullo #pullrenus #incorrect rome quotes #incorrect pullrenus quotes #basically correct pullrenus quotes

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Octavia: you are monster

Meacenas: thanks

#incorrect rome quotes #rome (hbo) #octavia the younger #gaius cilnius maecenas

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Octavia: How was the honeymoon? Anthony: Well, Octavian got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate. *cut to Octavian laughing maniacally* Octavian: Good luck trying to return me without the receipt! ​

#rome (hbo) #mark anthony #octavian augustus #gaius octavius #octavia the younger #mark anthony x octavian

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Marius: wait... did you flirt with me? Alexia: have been for the past few months but thanks for noticing  

#underworld #underworld: blood wars #incorrect underworld quotes #marius (underworld) #alexia (underworld) #marius x alexia (underworld)

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Richard: *throwing his head into Zak’s lap* tell me I’m pretty

Zak: *pretending to be annoyed* you’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are

#eternal law #richard pembroke #zak gist #zak gist x richard pembroke #incorrect eternal law quotes #eternal law shitpost #shitpost

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Richard and Zak have the biggest divorced couple energy and Tom is the child send tweet

#eternal law #richard pembroke #zak gist #zak gist x richard pembroke #tom greening #eternal law shitpost

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Adrian: *throwing his head into Christian’s lap* tell me I'm pretty

Christian: *pretending to be annoyed* you're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are

#incorrect vampire academy quotes #adrian ivashkov x christian ozera #adrian ivashkov #christian ozera #vampire academy

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Gregor: How was the honeymoon?

Alexia: Well, Marius got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

*cut to Marius laughing maniacally*

Marius: Good luck trying to return me without the receipt!

#incorrect underworld quotes #underworld #underworld: blood wars #marius (underworld) #alexia (underworld) #marius x alexia (underworld) #gregor (underworld)

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Ivan: The microphone is on. Behave.

Nicholas: Or what, you will spank me?

Ivan:

Ivan: You had one job. One job.

#ivan paskevich #nicholas the first #nicholas pavlovich #nicholas pavlovich x ivan paskevich #foot fetishism #Hungary is at the feet of Your Imperial Majesty #that doesn’t sound good #Warsaw is at the feet of Your Imperial Majesty #they were very good friends #oh my good #they were roommates #that doesn’t sound suspicious at all. #paskevich conquers a city/country writes about the feet of nicholas

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Athelstan: wait... did you flirt with me?

Ragnar: have been for the past few months but thanks for noticing

#ragnar lothbrok #athelstan #athelnar #vikings

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Athelstan: Hey I'm Athelstan and you are...

Ragnar: Questioning my sexuality

#athelstan #ragnar lothbrok #vikings #athelnar