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Lt. John Irving

#the terror #amc the terror #john irving #lieutenant irving #the terror shitposting

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#also it stinks like shit and fuck #i hate that smell #also i like my lungs and other things cancer-free thank you very much #smoking #cigarettes #tochka talks shit

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tim roth <3

#who the fuck is passing tim roth #what is wrong with you people #don't you have. Eyes?? #been wanting to fuck that man since i saw him as emil blonsky in the incredible hulk as a teen #tim roth #tim roth thirst #smash or pass #smash or pass poll #tochka talks shit

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#szymon mroczek core #also #izzy hands #also kinda my relationship dynamics idk #tochka talks shit

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Lmaoooo. My Egorov said at some point that general Franco could've been bisexual, same vibe to that XD

guy who enjoys german class a little too much: ancient slavs had words of power they used to shout mountains apart

girl who collects crystals: that's actually true as fuck

70 year old professor who sometimes calls students "comrade": faggotry is actually good, I don't have a problem with faggotry, Aristotle was a faggot, Caesar was a faggot...

guy behind me: YOOOOO check it out (pulls up beheading video on a chechen telegram previously unknown to mankind)

Professor: ...Galileo was a faggot, I think Napoleon was a faggot, Comrade Tito probably wasn't a faggot but...

#tochka talks shit

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This is how my singing sounds. In case if you're wondering why I'm fucking with those AI song generators.

And that's pretty much the "on a good day" version.

#i don't think I've ever heard your singing voice so deep?? #also #this rocks

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i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

#because beaten up faces are hot #i refuse to apologise for being right #obite ryje są seksi #blorbo opinions #tochka talks shit

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Bringing this back once again because Bruno O'Ya in Wilcze echa (and Przyłbice i kaptury) makes me go aWOOGA AWOOGA

There is something so perverse about watching old movies and being sexually attracted to actors who've been dead for decades.

#bruno o'ya #wilcze echa #przyłbice i kaptury #he's so fine in both but in different ways #tochka talks shit

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#artura żmijewskiego to nawet na kamieniu albo na jeżu #polandcore #polishwave #ojciec mateusz #artur żmijewski

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it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

#most romcoms do be psychological horrors tho #why are str8 #but also do i have the moral right to open my mouth about it?? #because what i consider peak romance is deeply questionable to say the least #tochka talks shit

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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

#cats #sorta #tochka talks shit

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Sceny z cebulandu:

Trzech brudnych chłopów z widłami i kłonicami skrada się przez mokradła. Spotyka ich wiedźmin i pyta co robią, a oni na to: "Dżędera tropim".

#watch me totally writing something based on this premise #hehe #polandcore #polishwave #DŻĘDER

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Jestem bardzo ciekawa, skąd tak szybko i w stresie znalazł sukienkę w swoim rozmiarze. Bo to jednak był kawał chłopa.

První středoevropská drag queen

(bitva-u-Uherského-Broducore) (zdroj: bylo mi to odhaleno ve snu)

#i will not stand for slandering my baby kostuś #chłop przebrany za babę #history #grand duke konstantin pavlovich

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hard to believe there are actually people out there who think that big noses are ugly and unattractive … like what the fuck is wrong with you ?

#big noses my absolutely most beloved #tochka talks shit

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Photos from two weeks ago. I managed to get about ten serviceable shots out of forty, mostly using a lighting rig that fits into a duffle bag (YN 300 and two YN360s on simple tripods, all running off batteries).

Model: @jurian-is-cinnamon-roll When/Where: Voodoo Club, Warsaw, March 3, 2024 Shoot organized by Warszawska Grupa Fotograficzna/Goti Zet

#seggsy tochka is seggsy #photography #Seriously Mike Photography

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BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

#literally #poor long suffering mike lul #bdsm shitposting

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Whips, Collars and Squeaky Shoes

Me: It can be worse. The reverse, for example. @jurian-is-cinnamon-roll: Yeah, I get that idea sometimes. Me: To be entirely honest, it's true for most of those doms with huge egos. They think they're hot shit, but everyone around thinks they're clowns.

#me with 75% of characters i crush on #it's not even funny #but i've also met doms like that #tho most often it's dommes for some reason #bdsm shitposting #mike and tochka sitting in a tree