#adoption addiction

[ghostdoodlen]

Bruce tries to get Marinette in his family.

Overall, just choose your ship.

The last is a bonus drawing I think someone requested in discord.

Basically instead of choosing one of the bat kids, Marinette chooses Jon while Clark rubs it in Bruce's face.

UPDATE:

This has turned into a superbat post

Courtesy of @smartlanceisreal (gonna have to shout you out again for the inspiration)

They're now married. Jon is happy

#maribat #choose your ship #marinette cheng #bruce wayne #clark kent #adoption addiction #Bruce just wants another kid #marinette dupen chang #mlb #batman fandom #messy art #YAA KNOOWWW #if Bruce marries a certain Super #he'd technically be her dad too #Clark would also be the dad of lots of other children too #superbat forever #this is now a superbat post #i love this ship #superman x batman #super husbands #superman #batman #clark x bruce #superbat #my art #ash's doodles

[rad-batson]

Damian: Why do you need another?!

Bruce, adopting Duke: He needs a home.

~ two weeks later ~

Bruce: Why do you need another?

Damian, holding a chicken: She needs a home!

Jason: Do they realize-

Tim: No, they don’t.

#Damian inherited Bruce’s addiction to adopting anything small #damian wayne #batfam #bruce wayne #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #jason todd #tim drake #batdad #dc universe #dc #dc robin

[pyromaniac4198]

Danielle Wayne

Danny Fenton bets Dani that she can't hide in plain sight in a rich person's house without getting caught within a week.

She pretends to be a Wayne kid, and the other batkids gaslight Bruce into thinking he adopted her while sleep deprived.

Bruce takes a year to find out she's not his.

#I wanted to see how differently discord and Tumblr react #batman #batfam #danny phantom #dani phantom #bruce wayne #Bruce Wayne's adoption addiction

[hugsandchaos]

Dc x Dp

There’s a short video of a scare prank and there’s two guys being scared. One bolts off running, notices his buddy is frozen in place, goes back, picks him up, and keeps running. I keep seeing that as Danny and Tucker or a coworker of Danny encountering Bruce Wayne knowing his adoption addiction.

Bruce: *turns the corner*

Danny and Tucker: !!!

Tucker: *turns around and runs*

Danny: ...

Bruce: Is your friend alri--

Tucker: *runs back, picks up Danny, and fucking sprints*

#au #dp x dc #dp x dc au #dc x dp prompt #dc x dp memes #dc x dp au #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc writing prompt #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc memes #dc x dp #dp x dc incorrect quotes #danny phantom #danny Fenton #Tucker #Danny phantom and tucker #Bruce Wayne’s adoption addiction

[bet-on-me-13]

Batman becomes Deified

Based on This Post about Batman being accidentally turned into a God by the people of Gotham’s belief

So, if this was the case, I feel like some of his fellow godly teammates would notice and/or comment on it. But since they assume he already knows, they never really directly state that Batman is a God.

Diana would just say something like “It is a good idea for Batman to take care of the hostages on this mission, all things considered”, and Batman thinks it’s just a dig at his so called “adoption addiction” sinc emost of the hostages are kids.

Or Captain Marvel says “It’s an honor to meet you Mr Batman sir! Never really get to meet other people like me!” and Batman thinks it’s because he’s the only Hero from Faucett City, and he’s excited to meet another Hero

Or even Constantine making jokes like, “Would you let me off the hook if I sold you my soul” and Batman thinks it’s a joke but Constantine is being entirely serious about this, since Batman is a God and he could definitely take a persons soul.

And also, the day he joins the League the amount of people who think he’s a God skyrockets. There’s no way a normal guy would be on the same team with the likes of Wonder Woman and Superman without being a God himself. That point is proven even further when Captain Marvel, another God, joins the team.

Then one day, Clockwork drops in and tells Batman that he wants him to take care of Danny, because he needs somebody who can take care of both of his sides. Since Batman used to be a Human, he would be able to relate to Danny in that regard.

And Batman is just like “What the hell do you mean ‘Used to be Human’, what happened to me!?”

And after he finds out that he is a Minor God of Protection and Children, his full powers come to light.

He rushes to the League, and tells them that he has somehow attained Godhood. And Diana  and Shazam are confused, saying “What, did you not know? You’ve been a Minor God since I met you”

And Constantine is laughing his ass off that Batman legitimately did not know he was a God.

And the chaos that would ensue from that would be hilarious.

#Dp x dc #dc x dp #danny phantom #dc #dcu #batman #batfamily #wonderwoman #captain marvel #constantine #deification #batman becomes a god #everybody is just confused #danny is wondering why his new god dad just ran off to his club meeting #The batfamily are just dying of laughter #because Bruce is literally the god of having an adoption addiction

[psychokatrixxxy]

So, I had this thought, and I find it unreasonably funny.

B takes in a kid that checks almost every box:

Black hair ✔️

Blue eyes ✔️

Ethnically ambiguous ✔️

Orphan ✔️

But, this child is a girl, breaking the usual pattern of B's kids. (Obviously, there are exceptions, but you get what I mean, the stereotype of B's kids. (Cass, Duke, Steph, etc, fans, please dont come for me. I have a wife and kids /j))

At first, they joke about how close she was to fitting the standard Robin mold.

Later, the kid comes out as trans, and when he does, the rest of the bats' kids slowly turn to B like, "You knew, how did you know?! Do you have some kind of bat-sense for these things?!"

Like this is so incredibly funny to me.

Bonus points if Alfred ACTUALLY knew.

Bonus bonus points if the kid was already super masc presenting, and Damian was under the assumption the entire time that everyone was aware the kid was a boy and didn't quite understand his siblings' jokes.

#the kid: im a boy #dami: yes we all knew this #jason: who is we?!?! #batman #batfam #batfamily #batkids #dc #bruce wayne #dc comics #damian wayne #alfred pennyworth #batfam headcanons #bruce waynes adoption addiction #batmans hoard of children grows in numbers everyday

[gotham-bird]

The general gist I get is Bruce just sort of gave up after Tim and at this point he resignedly expects random children to just appear in his life as vigilantes and also on his couch for movie night. Doesn’t mean he loves them any less, but also, where the hell do they keep coming from?!

#batman #batfam #dick grayson #stephanie brown #batfamily headcanons #duke thomas #nightwing #red hood #damian wayne #red robin #Robin #Bruce Wayne #Bruce Wayne adoption addict #spoiler #black bat

[serialadoptersbracket]

Round 3, Match 3: Inspector Barnes vs. August

Submitted kids:

Inspector Barnes: Anthony Lockwood, Lucy Carlyle, George Cubbins/George Karim, Holly Munro, Quill Kipps

August: Hisoka Mikage, Chikage Utsuki

Propaganda under the cut!

Inspector Barnes:

1. “Mustn't be easy keeping those three (Lockwood, George, Lucy) alive”

2. “Serial adopter of waifs and strays, carefully hidden behind the guise of strict enforcer. He's a softie and we all know it.”

3. “Even though he'd never admit this be of his grumpy character Barnes really became a father for all members of Lockwood & Co. He was the only adult who cared about their lives and he tried to keep them safe and sound, but like all teenagers they didn't listen to him. But they always knew that if they had some prolems (which they actually often had) they could always ask Barnes for help, advice or support”

4. “Barnes adopted a smiling giraffe with a death wish and a blinding smile, a 5 foot Northern bitch who can and will fight god on a Tuesday, a researcher who likes sticking his nose where he shouldn’t and three people max, and a secretary who shot at least a dozen people and is way more badass than she seems”

August:

1. “august is the adoptive older brother of hisoka mikage and chikage utsuki. for context, these characters are all spies, and were invited into the organisation by august. (also known as misha sometimes). hisoka is december, and chikage is april! their collective group name in fanon is "gekkagumi."

the first interaction we see of him in game is him adopting hisoka off the street. he was a dying homeless child, and august invited him to join the organisation. at first he declined, but august kept coming back to him until he followed (despite chikage's protests about it) he fed fed hisoka gingerbread, and declared "we're a family now."

chikage was adopted before hisoka, but we only learned more about it later in the story. chikage was living in a "facility" when he runs into august who lives in the organisation.

despite their very harsh life, august really did everything he could to give hisoka and chikage the best life he could. he loved the idea of family, and always encouraged them to celebrate christmas and birthdays, and play games!

august had a cover job where he owned a candy store. despite it just being a cover, august loved it and had a genuine care for the children. he used to give away free sweets to the point his shop was actively going out of business, and whenever he saw a sad kid he'd try his best to cheer them up. people around the town came in just to talk to him, to the point where hisoka said when he was covering the shop for him, the first thing people would ask was "where's misha?"

in his shop, he also used to have a myth that if you wrote a wish on a certain brand of cookie's wrapper, the wish would come true. august spoke excitedly of the wishes kids would wish for.

events in the story lead up to august's untimely death. years later, hisoka runs into a kid who used to go to his shop. this child had wished to be a painter, and was now painting. he actually ended up in possession of a wrapper august wrote on which said ""a happy family."" however, the boy couldn't read japanese and didn't know what it said. despite that, he held onto the wrapper for years after august's disappearance. he also manages to draw a picture of him from memory. :((“

2. “he's so . gwahh he just wants to give them a nice family”

3. “please vote for august!! he is such a kind soul who shows so much generosity and selflessness despite the cruel circumstances he was stuck in.”

#inspector barnes #august a3! #lockwood and co #a3! act addict actors #save lockwood and co #a3! #serial adopters bracket #round 3 #tumblr polls #tumblr tournament

[kitocrystal]

Jason would probably unironically like the punny skeleton man.

#kitos art #fanart #dc #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #undertale #sans #classic sans #crossover #the difference between their size is comical #sans having war flashbacks and maiming Gotham's villains are smth i'd eat caramel popcorn for #some days i can draw stuff i'm proud of #and other days i draw stuff that i'd rather put through a shredder #artblocks can die in a ditch #inconsistency is part of my charm #im surprised it took me this long to make a crossover post #considering im addicted to crossovers where my fav chrs meet #unrelated but do you think jinwoo would be adopted by the batfam? #anyway ill shut up now #also the 'no meta' rule is not rlly canon #well at least i think so? #idk if it was ever mentioned somewhere in the comics #but it would make for an interesting scenario if true

[weepingfishturtledragon]

What if Billy is exploring the Rock of Eternity and finds a powerful artifact that is able to hold creatures. He does some research and figures out the creature inside is a Beholder! (DnD)

Billy, being a goblin child, decides to use it as a Beholder grenade! (As a last resort!) The next big bad that wants to destroy the world, the Justice League comes together to fight them. Captain Marvel is somehow changed back into Billy Batson but instead of freaking out, he whips out the artifact and releases the monster to attack them!

Batman: A helpless child, I must save them!!!

Billy with the most evil smile throwing a literal monster grenade: ψ(｀∇´)ψ

Batman:...

Batman: They will be my child.

#billy batson #shazam #dc comcis #captain marvel #dc captain marvel #batman #bruce wayne #Billy being a goblin #Billy fighting off Batman with a stick like 🤺 #bruce is addicted to adopting children #dnd #beholder #please ignore any spelling or grammar mistakes

[battlelisk]

Im just a Coatl scroll away 🧡

#sighhhh I would have had it if I didnt have a deep RNG adopt addiction HAHA #flight rising #dragon share #gen 1

[begaycommittreason]

requirements to be adopted by batman

Prexisting Trauma!

a child (optional)

orphan (optional, but preferred)

human (optional)

truly heinous coping mechanisms

dark hair (other colors available only for those who have another family)

honestly doesn’t like batman all that much

slightly skewed morals (more a resulting effect of said adoption)

generally massively fucked up and devastatingly alone!!

i think that’s it, he’s rlly just snatching kids up off the street idk what his standards are

#batfam #i probably missed some #i think gothamites have a running checklist #batman #bruce wayne’s adoption addiction #dc

[mumblesplash]

do you ever end up accidentally getting super attached to a trope so specific and rare you don't even know how to look for it? 'space aliens failing to understand that a human showing teeth usually isn't a threat display' isn't even an ao3 tag. finding that shit in published fiction or tv shows is next to impossible

#<- guy who searches ao3 by the 'misunderstandings' tag without even specifying a fandom #mumbling #if you've been following me for a while you may remember my introduction to mcyt was when i started scraping the bottom of the barrel #looking for 'humans are space orcs' stories #but what you may not know is that was already a ways down a rabbit hole that began with *avatar the last airbender* #it basically went #'holy shit salvage is a good story' -> read every existing version of hakoda being a good dad to zuko -> #'shinsou hitoshi getting adopted by aizawa has the same vibes fuck it i'll read that too' -> 'why are they aliens in so many of these' -> #get addicted to the 'humans are space orcs' trope -> find a whole collection of fics about that exact thing -> #for some reason the collection is 80% dsmp fics -> i am not picky -> 'oh no they've got a crow-coded father figure' -> #still not rly interested in the dsmp source material -> minecraft kinda interesting tho -> wait what's hermitcraft -> and now here we are #all bc 3 years ago i wanted zuko to have a decent father figure #firelord ozai made me draw pinup art of goodtimeswithscar: the true and harrowing tale of my descent into madness #flameo hotguy or whatever the kids are saying these days

[lexihowardhoney]

sometimes i just sit and think about that how good descendants story could be. how it could be about that not everything is black or white, that there are multiple shades of grey when it comes to morality. but then, i'm getting hit by the fact that descendants is just another classist story

#ok but listen how stupid this hellsmovies sometimes are #mal being accepted as a queen of auradon only makes sense bc she is getting married to the future king #and bc she adopted auradon morals meanwhile if third movie didn't happen people wouldn't even take uma seriously #bc she is from an isle and she has values that aren't consider as valid in auradon #and again uma's arguments only gained a value bc mal and other members of core four supported it #isle = poverty + child abuse + other types of abuse + probably addictions + 0 proffesional help #<-all of this is in eyes of auradon associated with vk. they don't take them seriously #auradon's citizens are literally rich assholes #+ nepotism #descendants #descendants ben #uma descendants #evie grimhilde #descendants mal #mal bertha #disney villains #isle of the lost #disney descendants #core four #descendants critical

[oifaaa]

speaking my truth….

people who write jason with pit madness actually just want stephanie brown

I mean for the most part fanon Jason really is just Stephanie Brown with the main differences being the crime lord thing and Jason being Bruce's adopted son but I think it would be easier to just make an au where stephs a crime boss rather then completely destroy Jason's whole ass character by giving him pit madness

#ask #anon #one of the reason i really hate the jason had shit parents retcon #is bc steph literally already had those parents #she literally had the villain evil dad and drug addict neglectful mum #like when i talked about jasons parents retcon before #People where quick to say well its an interesting premise to explore #which chill do it with steph then #shes got everything you want #she even almost killed her dad but batman if it weren't for batman being there #and i know its slightly different bc shes not bruces adoptive child #but she was still a kid batman used and got killed #id say even more then any other robin #and she took so much crap from bruce #just bc she reminded him of jason #theres so much emotions there

[foundfamilyadoptionagency]

#spring troupe #harugumi #a3! #a3! act addict actors #a3! citron #chikage utsuki #itaru chigasaki #tsuzuru minagi #sakuya sakuma #masumi usui #image submitted #tags submitted #adoption poll