#constantine

[conjobthehellblazer]

he drink

#john constantine #hellblazer #constantine #Hellblazer dead in america #dc comics

[sentience-if]

Enough mania, time for Normal Human(?) Behavior. ROs reactions to Io stealing food off their plate and then trying to get out of it with a kiss?

Val: absolutely not this is a betrayal of the highest order. they made you your own food and this is how you repay them? How dare you, no, how *could* y- nevermind, what were they mad about again?

Connie: I don't think you're getting that food tbh. Connie's quick. and hungry. best strategy: beg for kisses to make up for all the smacks you've gotten on your hands

Kat: one fry = one kiss. trade and barter system

Ira: literally always delighted to share, will push the plate evenly between you and move closer, so like, there's nothing to get out of

Klaus: toss up as to whether he'll pull the plate away and hold it out of reach or just allow it entirely. either way, you know he'll always reward a little begging

#ask #sentience if #val #constantine #klaus #ira #kat

[blinkingaway]

Needa more art in the tag here is a wip

#john constantine #constantine #arting

[nakathemoth]

Constantine honest to god thought a child had just been struck by lightning and died by his side

#I WANTED TO DRAW MY TOP THREE DC BOYS INTERACTING SOMEHOW #dont ask me why bruce is standing in the rain waiting for the bus. Something happened. Jason took the batmobile I dont know #anyways neither of them remembered to bring an umbrella. billy to the rescue #DC #my art #shazam #billy batson #batman #bruce wayne #constantine #john constantine #fanart

[dhawanmasters]

CONSTANTINE (2005) dir. Francis Lawrence

#constantine #constantine 2005 #1k #2k #cygifs #filmedit #filmgifs #moviegifs #junkfooddaily #dcedit #dcmultiverse #dcfilmblr #dailyflicks #useremory #userconstance #usertennant #userbrittany #userscary #suicide tw #this movie still slaps the graphics hold up and the shots and the set design are so good #it's just a really beautiful movie

[pedro-pascal]

CONSTANTINE (2005) - dir. Francis Lawrence

#constantine #constantine 2005 #keanu reeves #constantineedit #filmedit #dcedit #vertigoedit #kreevesedit #fantasyedit #horroredit #junkfooddaily #tuserpolly #dailyflicks #usertom #usermichi #userkd #userteri #umaxine #usertammy #* #oh to be a cat and be held by keanu reeves! truly a dream!

[stillpanicking]

"You don't have a grave."

"I do not have one. Yet."

"...how did it happen?"

"....My parents had created a portal to the Ghost Zone. It malfunctioned. That tends to happen with their experiments... this one was more of an oversight." Danny recalled, Constantine could hear the melancholy in his voice. "I went in and accidently pressed the on button. Let it to them to have the on and off switch in said portal!"

Danny laughed at the memory before wincing at the pain he went through. "Yeah... it was rather painful."

"Did your body disintegrate?"

"Nope! I'm half alive, half dead. My molecules got rearranged. My human half still ages, alibet at a slower rate. My ghost half on the other hand...."

"How old are you?"

"86, but I look like I'm in the mid-twenties in my human form."

".... you know what. I don't want to know."

"I have two kids and five grandchildren!"

#danny phantom #dcxdp #dp crossover #dpxdc #dc x dp #Constantine

[piedalchemist]

#the sandman #sandman #the sandman series #sandman netflix #constantine #john constantine #morpheus #dream of the endless #neil gaiman #hob gadling

[tarragonthedragon]

an incomplete list of dc heroes whom i believe to have beef that none of the others understand:

batman and starfire (the only thing they have in common is the desire to hit anyone who hurts nightwing over the head with a mallet and they're both on each others' lists)

constantine and captain marvel ("why are you-- why are YOU-- why are you lIKE THIS")

green arrow and nightwing (did dick steal ollie's shtick, or is ollie a grown man who started a turf war with a 9yo? a question for the ages. also their arguments about being nicer to roy have escalated to biting)

wonder woman and atom (i just think it would be funny. theyre both so meticulously polite that noone would ever realise they hate each other to a savage and irrational degree)

red robin and the entirety of justice league international (there was a thing. several things. several things and an unsanctioned zipline)

#dc #justice league #batfam #batman #Shazam #wonder woman #captain marvel #the atom #red robin #constantine #John Constantine #billy batson #Bruce Wayne #Starfire #koriand'r #Diana Prince #Tim drake #green arrow #oliver queen #dick Grayson #meta #queue

[katherines]

CONSTANTINE —2005, dir. Francis Lawrence

#constantine 2005 #constantine #filmedit #constantineedit #greenedit #junkfooddaily #dcfilmblr #fyeahmovies #filmgifs #moviegifs #userfilm #gifs* #spooky season #gun tw #I make a gifset of this movie at least once annually #and I changed this color palette like 3 times

[serializedcomics]

Constantine (2005) dir. Francis Lawrence

#filmedit #dcedit #horroredit #Constantine #ours #by Anna #userdiana #userteri #userconstance #usermichi #cinemapix #userstream #chewieblog

[likapad]

Here is my sad beige character alignment chart

Let me know of any alterations it needs!

#castiel #supernatural #spn #cas #aziraphale #good omens #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #calico jack #columbo #almond cookie #cookie run #constantine #john constantine #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #patrick bateman #american psycho #alignment chart

[letoghanima]

Rachel Weisz in Constantine (2005) dir. Francis Lawrenceus

#rweiszedit #constantine #rachel weisz #horroredit #horrorfilmgifs #horrorwomensource #usersavana #userjack #usermandie #userlaro #tuserhan #userlenie #userraffa #usersugar #dcmultiverse #dcfilms #junkfooddaily #userstream #creations

[4o4notf0und]

KEANU REEVES as John Constantine Constantine (2005) dir. Francis Lawrence

#horroredit #keanuedit #constantineedit #constantine #keanu reeves #constantine 2005 #filmedit #dcfilmblr #fyeahmovies #filmgifs #moviegifs #userfilm #john constantine #horrorfilmgifs

[cat-cosplay]

My name is John Cat'stantine. And I'm an expurrcist. In my line of work, there are days you just need to forget.

...But some you never will.

#john constantine #hellblazer #cat cosplay #cosplay #cats #kitty #cats in costumes #cat #cats of tumblr #aww #cat costume #fan art #Constantine #dc comics #halloween #exorcist

[itshype]

Mansplain Yourself (DC x DP)

Danny decides that attending college and defending the entirety of Earth from ghosts is too hard to maintain alongside a job. He should just get paid to do his hero work!

He shows up on the watchtower with a PowerPoint and printed portfolio proving he's been doing hero work for years. He fought a king from another dimension. He wants some of their money.

"We don't really have a budget? We can't really pay you." Says Superman.

"I am standing in space right now. That guy has a bat-themed submarine, private jet and fleet of automobiles. If you guys aren't rolling in that sweet, sweet USA defence budget cash, how are you affording all of this?"

"Uh, okay, we'll pay you." Says Batman (It's Nightwing subbing in for Bruce tonight and he panics!)

Constantine is cranky. This is a ghost. Ghosts are dead. Why the fuck would he need human money?

Danny's first paycheck clears. He moves out of his parents house and it's all good!

And this is when the trouble begins. Real Batman has noticed the money moving, and questions about the paperwork for the Justice League's 'new employee'.

Constantine is still crank though, and when Danny comes in for a skills assessment he steamrolls the poor guy. Talking over him, correcting him etc.

Danny is tired, he has a paper due before midnight and he doesn't even know what this guy's problem is. So, Danny lets him mansplain his own powers to the Justice League.

The Justice League paperwork for Phantom the Infinite Realms Ghost reads like this:

Senses others of his kind (see appendix 5a)

Intangibility

Self-sustained flight

Knowledge about Infinite Realms (see general database - dimensions, subsection 52), and it's inhabitants.

Danny figures he'll get payback for all his colleges listening to this cigarette-smoking hack over him the first time any of them see him actually fight. But the first fight he's in with them is an easy one, he only really needs to fly and lift some heavy-ish stuff. Then the next one is a false alarm. Then they keep giving the hard jobs to Superman.

Then, about 6 months in - Danny's file now has Super Strength (see appendix 12f) - added. Kal-el goes down. Hard. A single, brutal hit.

…And Wonder Woman takes his place in the plan with ease.

How long is it going to take before Danny gets to (legitimately) show off for once?! He can't wait.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #mine #notfic #danny phantom #danny fenton #bruce wayne #batman #nightwing #superman #clark kent #constantine #Wonder Woman #kal-el