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[metaphorical-goblin]

I can just imagine that little Franziska used to love those horse movies

Like “no one can tame this horse…. this wild mare,.:…. we’ll have to send her to a farm upstate…..,,.”

Franziska: :’0

“NO!! I will take care of her!!!!! She’s special to me!!!!”

Franziska: :0!!!!

Sitting on her knees in the living room, eyes GLUED to the screen, holding her toy horses in her hands by their back legs and just STARING

Pleading with Miles to get the tape for her and rewind it back to the beginning and just bouncing next to him as he sighs and gets it all ready for her (this is one of the rare occasions where she can be FULLY excited for something and not worry about sitting still and immerse herself in it)

Sometimes she makes Miles play the villainous dad who won’t let his daughter keep the wild horse (and we won’t talk about symbolism hahahaha… ha… sigh)

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #franziska von karma #I think about the vk sibs all too often #franziska von karma certified horsegirl #Miles is very good at voices bc Franziska plays the main character and Miles plays Everyone Else #luckily for them they’re both autistic so they have the whole play scene scripted out before they start #aka me lol

[itsagoodluckkiss]

Just watched Marineford again and I need to say this, every time someone defends Garp, I think I'm losing a year of my life from pure rage.

#if garp has no haters I'm dead #certified garp hater #those who defend garp shouldn't have children #yes i said it #one piece #monkey d garp #marineford #portgas d ace #monkey d luffy #sabo

[partiallithopseffect]

lesbianism

#doctor who #the happiness patrol #ace mcshane #susan q #classic who #certified tara posting #dw #ace

[theredcuyo]

I want Sebastian who just now has spent his first year under the wing of Edgeworth finally finishing his first trial alone

I want Sebastian who directed this investigation mostly on his own

I want Sebastian who personally uncovered the culprit by his own method and logic

I want a Sebastian who just won the trial and takes a few seconds to process that he did it; he won

I want a Sebastian who then runs out of the courtroom and outside are Kay, Miles, Gumshoe and Justine waiting for him

I want a Sebastian who breaks down crying with a smile because as soon as Miles saw him he said "You did good, I'm proud of you."

I want a Sebastian who gets all the acknowledgement he deserves

#ace attorney #aai2 #aai #ace attorney investigations 2 #sebastian debeste #justine courtney #miles edgeworth #dadworth damnet #kay faraday #dick gumshoe #baby deserves the world #give it to him #also miles is dad change my mind #hes an uncertified dilf #and phoenix is a certified one #has anyone wrote a fanfic on this one #does anyone know cuz i cant find this things :c

[porcelain-animatronic]

#hyperspecific poll #tumblr polls #polls #poll #seriously his sword looks like a dick and i just didnt realize it for like four years which is a certified ace moment frfr #its literally named the lustful like i think im just dumb #lol

[barschter000]

How baby is Baby Barok?

(aka I saw this post and took some time to make some silly guesstimated height calculations.)

tl;dr: In that one official art with Klint, eleven year-old Barok measures an adorable height of about 107.5cm (3"6', according to a converter) which is more than 10cm (3.9in) smaller than ten year-old Iris (canon height: 120cm, or 3"11').

How did I get there?

1. Barok's canon height is 192cm (6"4'). Pretty damn tall (and probably too tall for his era, you can find some interesting and entertaining re-calculations in this post), and officially confirmed.

2. To estimate Klint's height, I aligned Barok's face in the photograph (still so happy and innocent, sigh...) with that of his full body art and tried my best to determine where Klint's head might end, his pose isn't all too convenient.

3. Having determined Klint's height to be about 196cm (6"5'), I could scale the artwork featuring him and his tiny baby brother to fit to Klint's height. Barok (baby) is not fully standing on the 0cm line though, so I drew a line at his feet and at his head, guessing where it might end under all that floofy hair...

4. ...set that to the 0cm line et voilà! The little darling of the Van Zieks family is about 107.5cm (3"6') tall!

#he's so small. and baby. if anyone cares #and if my train of thought and calculations make sense lmao. there is no limit to the nonsense my brain can come up with #I'm tired but still want to engage with the blorbos so I must do it in this fashion #This information doesn't have any actual consequences but it makes me happy #Barok is a certified baby boy. Puberty must have hit him like a truck #Puberty and then. The Horrors 😔 #barok van zieks #the great ace attorney #spoilers #tgaa spoilers #dgs spoilers #tgaa2 spoilers #dgs2 spoilers

[siriusly-remu]

either i've blocked all the health supplement (and similar) bots, or they're pretty much gone, because out of 30 posts on #asexual only one of them was like that. for my own well-being, i'm not going to scroll down the tag anymore, since about a third of the posts are nudebots and as a sex-repulsed asexual i cannot fucking handle that. if anyone is okay with these kinds of things, please help out.

🖤🩶🤍💜

#asexual #asexual mafia #acespec mafia #ace mafia #aspec mafia #asexuality #acespec #aspec #bot wars #bot hunting #spam bots #ace #certified bot slayer

[ind1c0lite]

A whole lotta Kays because shes adorable I love her sm hgjkhlj

speedpaint here!

#ace attorney #ace attorney investigations #aai1 #kay faraday #miles edgeworth #indys art #Ive only seen the first one so far but Kay was such a highlight during it hgjkhlj; certified weird girl #I hope shes stealing SO many secrets she deserves to #I didnt really show it here cause i was more focused on getting used to drawing her but I image kay to be like #about as tall as edgeworth and gangly as hell hgjkhlj;k #Youtube #anyways enjoy i have dishes to go wash now

[threadednovelist]

I think it's absolutely insane that tumblr support wants us to file an abuse report for each bot separately (separate tickets for each one), like you read my emails and was like, "ah yes, we completely understand the problem, now can you report these bots for the second time in this link instead?" INSANE.

#threadednovelist #asexual #ace #acespec mafia #ace mafia #certified bot slayer

[avenuequeer]

btw spinel is an aroace queen

#certified bennett banger #steven universe the movie #steven universe #steven universe future #spinel steven universe #su spinel #spinel su #aroace spinel #aroace #aromantic #asexual #aro #ace #aromantic asexual #aroace headcanons

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[ace-darling-haven]

"Please don't leave..."

Hi, my name is Lilian and welcome to my blog!

So you have probably noticed that this is a yandere themed blog. Except that I'm trying to make this different.

I've noticed that a lot of yandere content was nsfw... and as an asexual yandere enjoyer, it's quite annoying to just scroll past thousands of posts on the yandere x reader tag because everything is labeled smut. So, I've decided to make a blog dedicated to the kind of yandere I like. I won't be active much but I will reblog x readers, art, and sometimes but rarely post some fics myself.

To put it onto more detail, here's what I will/ won't reblog/ write:

🩷 No: Nsfw/ Suggestive

🩷 No: yanderes that kidnap their darlings(most of the time)

🩷 Yes: obsessive, protective and/or possessive yanderes

🩷 Not often: stalkers

🩷No: sadistic yanderes who hurt their darlings for fun

🩷Yes: supernatural and fantasy yanderes

🩷Yes: both girl and boy yanderes, though more often boys

🩷 Yes: mostly gender neutral readers, and sometimes female readers. No Male readers, sorry!

🩷Yes: fandom stuff

Basically my ideal idea of yandere is someone that would do anything for their darling, even if they have to be with someone else for them to be happy. They don't have eyes for anyone else though.

I will probably edit this post if I see fit, but for now that will be all! Have a nice stay!

"I love you..."

#pinned post #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere oc #yandere oc x reader #certified ace haven yandere

[qwertycake]

more qpr fluffy squishy platonic writing prompts! wahoo!! part two!!! :)

Same disclaimer applies as my first post - these are aro- and ace-spec centric, may only work for shortform fiction, and feel free to tweak them to be less specific/more specific to specific characters.

Specific is a weird word lol

Anyways…

“We both get caught out in the rain and wait out the weather under the same shelter, and either we’re meeting for the first time or we have a nice excuse to hang out together” AU

“You annotate a book for me and I annotate it right back for you, and we keep passing the book back and forth until its a mess of affectionate scribbles that we keep on the coffee table” AU

"It's hot outside and you love the heat but I hate it and you're being stupidly nice and sweet to me while I'm a grouchy mess" AU

"I can teach you how to play this instrument if you stop DISTRACTING ME by looking so ENDEARING AND INFATUATED" AU

"Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes" AU

"We're both too tired to take care of ourselves because of sickness/work/school/whatever but we immediately find the energy to take care of one another via making tea and grabbing blankets" AU

"We trade clothes for Halloween and do terrible impersonations of one another" AU

"We have a bunch of unfinished craft projects between the two of us and decide to just... finish them all in one day... 24 itty-bitty hours... oh boy..." AU

"We recreate a terrible low-budget movie together" AU

"On Valentine's Day, we decide to make a bunch of garlic bread and cake, and buy each other flowers in the colours of our respective aro-/ace-spec flags... and then the day after, we buy all the chocolate that's finally gone on sale" AU

“I teach you how to do make-up because for one reason or another you’re unfamiliar with it” AU

“Fake dating and having dramatic break ups over silly things in public for shits and giggles” AU

“So, the world might have just ended… so guess who has two thumbs and a bunker that desperately could use a roommate?” AU

“We’re made to play seven minutes in heaven at a party and after a few awkward minutes of silence we both decide to just order a pizza or something while we wait out the seven minutes” AU

“Hey, you can dance, and I can’t, teach me— no, I don’t care that I’ve got two left feet, teach me!” AU

“We’re both artists, maybe of different skill levels, and we decide to draw/paint/make art of each other” AU

“I’m a night owl and you’re more of a day person, so whenever we stop texting because you have to go to bed, I’m stuck laying awake thinking about you Please Enjoy Waking Up To A Bunch Of Messages” AU

“I’m a day person and you’re more of a night owl but I struggle to fall asleep because I’m stuck thinking about how lucky I am to be your friend Hey I Think I Could Stay Up For An Extra Ten Minutes” AU

“We’re both nervous about going to the gym alone so we try going together… but neither of us have the guts to get out of the car so we just go for a walk or something instead” AU

“You’re super into sports and exercise and I’m just getting into it but you hype me up so I’m less nervous about getting started” AU

“I bake a whole bunch, you cook big meals… at the same time of day - our kitchen is chaos” AU

“It’s New Year’s Eve and we’re hanging out at a party and everyone’s speculating that we’re gonna have our New Year’s Kiss together but the New Year comes and we just do a weird handshake” AU

“Non-Fatal Hanahaki Disease AU where we’re some of the few people who don’t experience it because we’re content with whatever non-romantic thing we have together… but we both have hay fever and are very annoyed by the constant barrage of flower petals around us and have to tell our friends to Please Stop Crushing On The Random Barista At Starbucks It’s The Third Time This Week You Are KILLING US” AU

“We’re both alien test subjects who’ve never met before and have to try and plan our escape - bonus points if the aliens are specifically testing for something like amatonormative like All Humans Fall In Love and we’re the black swans of the research since they apparently abducted Only Romantic Allosexuals Aside From Us Somehow” AU

“It’s midnight and you show up on my doorstep unannounced after a long while of us drifting apart, what on earth happened?” AU

“We’re both capable of granting wishes - you’re the monkey’s paw and I’m the guy who’s stuck remedying all the messed up things you have happen to people What Is Wrong With You” AU

And finally…

“I’m laying on the couch at a party drunk/high/exhausted/whatever and you’re looking after me, having only met me that night - I proceed to ramble about how embarrassed I’ll be when I’m older and think back to how I made a fool of myself in front of someone I wanted to be friends with really badly… but luckily for me, you’re flattered that I think you’re super cool” AU

#certified qwertycake moment #writing prompt #writing #au #otp prompt #imagine your otp #platonic otp prompt #brotp #aromantic #asexual #aroace #arospec #aspec #acespec #ace #qpr #qpp

[mxed-salad-greens]

idk if this is right but how i’ve been attacking the bots is just reporting them and not blocking them bc i feel like if i block them i just won’t see them and then i can’t keep reporting posts from that account

please someone tell me if i should be blocking them too

#asexual #acespec mafia #asexual vs bots #ace mafia #ace #certified bot slayer

[fifiophobia]

Why does every trial between Miles and Phoenix sound like this?

Inspiration

#like bro #people are dead and all you can think about it one upping some certified loser #next time I’ll call Saul or that one defense attorney from the bee movie next time I’m in court #ace attorney #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #Xaiver renegade Angel #shitpost #capcom #video games