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thinking about that one comment under rt's Minecraft video where they say they haven't felt this comforted since stampylongnose and god you're so right. god you're so right.

#certified qwertycake moment #rtgame #anyway minecraft as a medium of storytelling minecraft as an experience minecraft as comfort etc #like it's not a roleplay a la aphmau or even some of skydoesminecraft's cops and robbers but it's like Investment In A World #and Appreciation Of What This Game Can Do #idk. good videos. good videos. rarrrghhhh #I'll have to draw something for it maybe

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pinned :]

original fiction sideblog for @qwertycake

archiving original stuff on ao3 under azertycake

tags:

#azerty writes - writing

#azerty draws - art (don’t know if I’ll post that much art here, but I may as well make a tag for it anyway)

#certified azertycake moment - rambling

#reblog - reblogs

i’ll also try to tag posts with their respective characters/universes but we’ll see how that works out for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#certified azertycake moment #pinned

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drawing an rtgame Minecraft thing and i was like "oh I should do a constellation in the background, let's pick pisces since I'm drawing the guardians and guardians are fish" and THERE'S A FUCKING CIRCLE IN THE PISCES CONSTELLATION I CANT ESCAPE THE BIT

#certified qwertycake moment #rtgame #it's literally called the circlet. waugh.

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bernard gets leafified call that the rescue corpse

#certified qwertycake moment #pikmin #pikmin 4 #is this anything

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you have to understand that the plasm wraith not being in Pikmin 4 is a crime against me specifically because the water wraith and the plasm wraith are a bonded pair. in my heart of hearts. you cannot have one without the other. they occupy the same vibes.

the plasm wraith is obsession. love. passion. it thrives off of life and the imitation of it. it seeks to dote on and obsess. it is treasure incarnate. it knows not only of the flesh that feels homely to mimic, but the soil. it knows water and crystal and fire and lightning and just about everything that makes PNF-404 what it is. and it embodies it by choice.

the water wraith is apathy. the trundling of wheels grinding against cave floors that seem to shift underneath it. it feels nothing. it is mellow and as fluid as water. it seeks purpose and just finds ghosts. it does not know love. it knows caves and destruction and treading water. and it throws a tantrum when all else fails, flailing aimlessly until it becomes one with the corridors that forced it to progress in straight, neat, deterministic lines.

no I do not care they do not interact in canon. in my heart they play uno together. or twister (plasm wraith always wins cuz it doesn't have those damn wheels).

also something something Olimar and Louie parallels

#certified qwertycake moment #pikmin #pikmin 4 #olimar is love and fascination and logs and curiosity #louie is dragged feet and cracked teeth and quiet and hunting #can anybody hear me *bangs on walls* #this is one of those posts that I'll look back on after my Pikmin interest tapers off #and just ask myself what the fuck I was on #releasing this from my drafts like a raging bull from its pen

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picnic, more like piknic ☁️🧺🥗✨

#digital fanart #certified qwertycake moment #louie pikmin #pikmin #tw blood #i am not a digital painter by a long shot. but i had fun! #lmk if i missed any tags #whatever even IS snagret anatomy. i do not know. Um. Bones??

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more qpr fluffy squishy platonic writing prompts! wahoo!! part two!!! :)

Same disclaimer applies as my first post - these are aro- and ace-spec centric, may only work for shortform fiction, and feel free to tweak them to be less specific/more specific to specific characters.

Specific is a weird word lol

Anyways…

“We both get caught out in the rain and wait out the weather under the same shelter, and either we’re meeting for the first time or we have a nice excuse to hang out together” AU

“You annotate a book for me and I annotate it right back for you, and we keep passing the book back and forth until its a mess of affectionate scribbles that we keep on the coffee table” AU

"It's hot outside and you love the heat but I hate it and you're being stupidly nice and sweet to me while I'm a grouchy mess" AU

"I can teach you how to play this instrument if you stop DISTRACTING ME by looking so ENDEARING AND INFATUATED" AU

"Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes" AU

"We're both too tired to take care of ourselves because of sickness/work/school/whatever but we immediately find the energy to take care of one another via making tea and grabbing blankets" AU

"We trade clothes for Halloween and do terrible impersonations of one another" AU

"We have a bunch of unfinished craft projects between the two of us and decide to just... finish them all in one day... 24 itty-bitty hours... oh boy..." AU

"We recreate a terrible low-budget movie together" AU

"On Valentine's Day, we decide to make a bunch of garlic bread and cake, and buy each other flowers in the colours of our respective aro-/ace-spec flags... and then the day after, we buy all the chocolate that's finally gone on sale" AU

“I teach you how to do make-up because for one reason or another you’re unfamiliar with it” AU

“Fake dating and having dramatic break ups over silly things in public for shits and giggles” AU

“So, the world might have just ended… so guess who has two thumbs and a bunker that desperately could use a roommate?” AU

“We’re made to play seven minutes in heaven at a party and after a few awkward minutes of silence we both decide to just order a pizza or something while we wait out the seven minutes” AU

“Hey, you can dance, and I can’t, teach me— no, I don’t care that I’ve got two left feet, teach me!” AU

“We’re both artists, maybe of different skill levels, and we decide to draw/paint/make art of each other” AU

“I’m a night owl and you’re more of a day person, so whenever we stop texting because you have to go to bed, I’m stuck laying awake thinking about you Please Enjoy Waking Up To A Bunch Of Messages” AU

“I’m a day person and you’re more of a night owl but I struggle to fall asleep because I’m stuck thinking about how lucky I am to be your friend Hey I Think I Could Stay Up For An Extra Ten Minutes” AU

“We’re both nervous about going to the gym alone so we try going together… but neither of us have the guts to get out of the car so we just go for a walk or something instead” AU

“You’re super into sports and exercise and I’m just getting into it but you hype me up so I’m less nervous about getting started” AU

“I bake a whole bunch, you cook big meals… at the same time of day - our kitchen is chaos” AU

“It’s New Year’s Eve and we’re hanging out at a party and everyone’s speculating that we’re gonna have our New Year’s Kiss together but the New Year comes and we just do a weird handshake” AU

“Non-Fatal Hanahaki Disease AU where we’re some of the few people who don’t experience it because we’re content with whatever non-romantic thing we have together… but we both have hay fever and are very annoyed by the constant barrage of flower petals around us and have to tell our friends to Please Stop Crushing On The Random Barista At Starbucks It’s The Third Time This Week You Are KILLING US” AU

“We’re both alien test subjects who’ve never met before and have to try and plan our escape - bonus points if the aliens are specifically testing for something like amatonormative like All Humans Fall In Love and we’re the black swans of the research since they apparently abducted Only Romantic Allosexuals Aside From Us Somehow” AU

“It’s midnight and you show up on my doorstep unannounced after a long while of us drifting apart, what on earth happened?” AU

“We’re both capable of granting wishes - you’re the monkey’s paw and I’m the guy who’s stuck remedying all the messed up things you have happen to people What Is Wrong With You” AU

And finally…

“I’m laying on the couch at a party drunk/high/exhausted/whatever and you’re looking after me, having only met me that night - I proceed to ramble about how embarrassed I’ll be when I’m older and think back to how I made a fool of myself in front of someone I wanted to be friends with really badly… but luckily for me, you’re flattered that I think you’re super cool” AU

#certified qwertycake moment #writing prompt #writing #au #otp prompt #imagine your otp #platonic otp prompt #brotp #aromantic #asexual #aroace #arospec #aspec #acespec #ace #qpr #qpp

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cute squishy platonic otp prompts :) very fluffy and good smiley face

FOUND THESE ABANDONED IN MY NOTES FROM 2021! Some of these are very specific so feel free to alter them to suit your situation/tastes. Some of these are more targeted towards the mundane “imagine this” scenarios which aren’t great for writing an extended piece about but they can still get your creative juices flowing. These are all geared towards platonic and squishy, but I suppose they could be used in other contexts too. Enjoy!

“You’re very good at that instrument, Person A, but please put it away it’s two in the fucking morning” AU

“We went out to stargaze but you keep saying that every cluster of stars is Orion’s belt and I’m starting to think you’re trying to impress me with the astrology knowledge that you don’t have” AU

“You walked into our house/apartment/whatever sopping wet from the rain because you forgot your umbrella, here’s a towel and I’m making hot chocolate by the way let’s watch movies” AU

“That’s a cute bouquet and all but why are the neighbours’ gardens barren” AU

“We’re playing smash bros together on the couch and I’m teaching you to play and you kick my ass and the worst part is that I wasn’t letting you win” AU

“The party’s over and we now have a ton of helium filled balloons hey what if we drank the helium and prank called people come on you know you want to” AU

“We went to a rocky beach and now have a rucksack full of cool rocks that we’re never gonna use” AU

“Look I know it’s two in the morning— hey stop asking how I got in your room that’s not important— I need you to make a Hot Wheels track with me” AU

“We both keep dream journals and are sharing our weird dreams” AU

“We’re performers waiting outside the venue because we’re tired of the loud noise and need a breather, also hey is your group also going to the McDonalds afterwards? I’ll see you there” AU

“We’re camping and a random dog/cat just waltzed up to our tent and we don’t know where their owner is so we have to take care of it in a really small space oh my god” AU

“We’re both isakaied away into another world but you became a cool mage and I’m just Some Dude” AU

“We’ve been trying to get this goddamn plushy from a grabbing machine for literal hours to the point where we broke it and the poor worker, person C, just walked up and unlocked the chamber and gave us the plushy out of pity” AU

“We’re at a library and I’m intimidated because everyone looks super stoic and serious but then you waltz up to me with a kids encyclopaedia of dinosaurs and ask me which one’s my favourite” AU

“We’re having a snowball fight but we both can use insanely powerful magic and end up wrecking havoc on the whole area” AU

“Oh your winter clothes got wet, here have my hat and gloves I don’t feel cold— in fact you know what let me warm your hands for you, give em here” AU

“I’m driving us home from the airport/ferry port/whatever and its late and we end up falling asleep in the car park of a service station. You wake up before me and buy me service station food for a three in the morning breakfast and it’s really sweet until we realise that we still have an hour to go before we’re home ugh” AU

“Can you catch the bus with me I’ve never caught it before and I need to get used to it” AU

“We’re astronauts and we’re going into space together and it’s really scary but you’re pissing me off already and we’ve barely gotten ready for launch fuck” AU

“We both crash landed from a plane into a woodland and are staying in an abandoned shack and chatting over a can of warming beans” AU

“We’re in control of making the new universe and we can’t agree on anything stop putting cat ears on the humans and take this seriously goddammit” AU

“I work at a drycleaners and you’ve been bringing your bodypillow/ahaego hoodie/whatever here for the past three days and I just want to know why please you’re killing me” AU

“There’s only one bed but we actually get gradually more pissed off at one another as the night goes on because you kicked me and I took the blanket and whatever until I cave and sleep on the couch, but you make me breakfast in the morning so all is forgiven” AU

“You look depressed here have a bathbomb go have a bath I insist do you want wine” AU

“You’ve never made a pizza from scratch before? Here let me show you how” AU

“You’ve never played hop scotch before? Here let me show you in public” AU

“You’ve never built a death ray before? Here let me show you— hey hold on stop screaming it’s pointed away from you it’s pointed away” AU

“Mario Maker: Endless Easy” AU

“Whenever we go out to eat you always tell the staff that it’s my birthday when it isn’t and I always get happy birthday sung to me and I hate you now pass me that slice of cake goddammit” AU

#certified qwertycake moment #writing #writing prompt #otp prompt #platonic otp prompt #brotp #imagine your otp #prompt #au #aromantic #asexual #qpr #qpp #happy pride month LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN MY NOTES FROM LIKE TWO YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!! #i love platonic pairing prompts so here’s my humble contribution #<3 #fanfic #fanfiction

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bickering. also doodle archive below the cut :)

posing practice #1

posing practice #2

unfinished tadc crossover feat. an insect collection of sorts

super old doodles from when i was still figuring out how to stylise these characters. still learning lol

oatchi hanging out with his boys

pom. pom. pom. pom. p

rare moment of russ appreciation

sketches are allowed to be messy and unrefined and kind of bad actually

i still really like this i just wanted a more dynamic pose for the final piece (that i’m still working on lol sorry)

drawn on my phone at midnight recently. seems like a nice way to end it off <3

#doodles #digital fanart #pikmin #pikmin 4 #i’m gonna do some like actual in depth practice about how to stylise the spacesuits and stuff #hopefully #but for now i’m happy #god i basically had to relearn my artstyle this year because of this silly videogame what #and because i finally made the jump to procreate #anyways #happy new year in like two days #certified qwertycake moment #captain olimar #louie pikmin

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I attempted a short fic based on rt's recent minecraft let's play series :]

#certified qwertycake moment #fic #fanfic #fanfiction #ao3 #rtgame #yes I know I just posted a fic yesterday but I couldn't help myself

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"had a lunch break at work." phone notes app + finger illustration (2024)

#certified qwertycake moment #digital fanart #doodles #olimar #pikmin

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stills + unused shots from “everybody wants to rule the world”

butterflies are hard to animate but we move

backgrounds are hard to draw but we move

^^all the shots!!! woahhh look at em

#certified qwertycake moment #digital fanart #pikmin #animation #messy and imperfect >>>>> left unfinished

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happy valentine's day!! *I hand you a bouquet of pikmin and they Attack You*

#certified qwertycake moment #pikmin

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making things is hard and I want everybody to know that it's okay to make things that are bad, or half finished, or not even half finished. it's okay to make things for you and it's okay to not make things.

my feelings are very messy at the moment and making things has felt more taxing than usual so I just want to remind people to meet yourself where you're at and that you aren't a machine. you are not obligated to be perfect. you just need to be here.

#certified qwertycake moment #vent #look after yourselves however you need to

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LOUIE PIKMIN?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING LOUIE PIKMIN GOD DAMN FOOL FOOD COLLECTING DUST EATING SHEARGRUB OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT ASTRONAUT OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING LOUIE PIKMIN

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT LOUIE PIKMIN I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP RECIPES WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET HIM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN SAYING A WORD NEVER HEARD THIS MAN SPEAK MORE THAN TWO SENTENCES AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLD’S MOST FORGED PILOT’S LICENCE GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get off pnf-404 and the plasm wraith said louie pikmin is waiting back on hocotate i would piss on the wraith’s feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with louie speaking one word in person in text box in game not only will i close the game i will delete my save out of spite and have to replay the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he just cooks weird meals but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some weird dude whos a fan of cosmic horrors and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a wraith make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateLouiePikmin

game’s not even about him. vaguely mentioned post credits and kidnaps three people and I lost it

where the fuck is louie if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch louie and his sad frail zero-gravity twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge helping hand meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final voyage log he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient hocotatian

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope there’s a date given for when louie died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true thoughts

#certified qwertycake moment #pikmin #louie pikmin #/j /lh #this has probably been done before but screw it #pikmin 4

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haha happy valentine’s day anyways olimar REALLY misses his wife and family

#certified qwertycake moment #pikmin #fic #fanfic #fanfiction #olimar #ao3