metaphorical-goblin
An Actual Goblin
Hello! she/her, 21. Attempting writer and occasional artist. AO3: actual_goblin | Twitter: actualgob
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happy anniversary to my mlm (man loving mermaid) story
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black, bitter, and a splash of cream
written for @7yeargapzine!! thank you so much to the team for having me <3 <3
Ema stares into her Americano, watching her distorted face stare back at her. It’s cold now, she hasn’t even taken a sip, and she just wasted five dollars.
Usually, the voice in her head would be telling her to chug it cold so she doesn’t waste money she doesn’t have. But instead, the voice has been locked out of her mind. It’s banging on the door, demanding to be let in to scream every negative thought that has been bubbling up since she checked her email this morning.
She keeps staring at her reflection because if she closes her eyes, she knows what words are permanently burned into her retinas.
Ema doesn’t even want an Americano right now. What she really wants is a salted caramel mocha with extra whip. She wants to bury herself in sugar and salt, not dark bitterness.
“Ema?”
She blinks and looks up at an exhausted-looking Phoenix Wright. “Mr. Wright?”
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#oh this was so good#i finally got around to reading my physical copy and i just loved this#ace attorney#phoenix wright#ema skye#ace attorney fanfic
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🌷 Guest Spotlight
Joining the defense to show off some stunning courtroom illustrations is C! Our cover artist and resident Gina fan never fails to melt our hearts with gorgeous illustrations!
You can find C on Twitter!
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What do you mean I don't own an ice cream scoop???
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i think "it takes a village" shouldn't be just "to raise a child". we should understand it takes a village to do literally everything we do. all day every day. without our communities we would not have drinking water or electricity or clean streets or food or shelter or anything. we cannot do any thing alone. we just can't. and with that comes the fact that you are not alone. you already have a community, seek to be an active part of it, you will feel better. reach out and thank them, they're happy to have you too. i promise. it takes a village to live.
#yes#literally yes#what viv has been saying#what i have been saying#weve all been saying it bc its TRUEEEE
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🍵 downsizing sale!!
🛒 bigcartel
unfortunately due to the price increase i'll be closing my bigcartel store at the end of this month. SO:
use code SWEETTEA at checkout when you spend 15USD or more for 20% off!!
store closes april 30th!
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My Regular Sized Horse: Friendship is Trivial
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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours
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🌷 Five Days Left of Contributor Applications!
We're looking for volunteers from the crowd—especially ones who love the women of Ace Attorney! There are just FIVE DAYS left to apply as a contributor, so don't miss out!
⚖ Applications are open until May 4th!
Page Artists ✿ Merch Artist ✿ Writer
Carrd 🌸 Info Doc
Thank you for sharing! 🌷 @aafancalendar @zineapps @fandomzines @zine-scene @zineforall @zinesunlimited @zinefeed
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laios’ shirt fighting for it’s life
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#oh gosh i hate to say it but id love all three#ive really wanted to participate in a nrmt zine but i freaking love#like ive always wanted to see some AA art in Mucha's style#obviously i cant write that#and merch#i was just talking the other day about how much i want more aa merch#anyway#ace attorney#zines#tumblr polls#i meant to say all four#please forgive me
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I have a horrible trend of going "oh I don't really like X... until *I* do it" (tiny cat grinning evily emoji)
#“oh im not a fan of westerns”#*sees western zine bang*#*thinks about lesbian cowgirls*#“actually i lvoe westerns”
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the sound of hoofbeats and folding paper grows ever nearer....
zine bash 05: cowboys is happening for the entire month of may!
zine bash is an event for mini zines -- single sheets of paper folded into small booklets that you can fill with whatever you want. come join us!
info doc 🐎 submission form 🐎 resources
need some inspiration? check out the gallery from our previous event!
thanks meratimes and the two anons for your prompt ideas!
image sources: one, two, three, header
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#GASP#for reference#i absolutely love it#i have to try this oh my gosh#let me get home and then ill pull out my knitting stuff#wait wait wait stop#dinner first#*then* knitting stuff
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Me: I don't think I'd ever do anything like writing commissions... I feel like there'd be way too much pressure on me
*checks budget* YEESH
*googling 'how much to charge for tentacle smut'*
#jk#but also#a little not jk#things are#they sure are happening#and its okay to cry about them a little bit
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