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theskyequakess · 10 months

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Can someone write (me) a Secret Invasion fix-it fic where Maria Hill doesn’t die and appears in every episode/chapter, and probably saves de day... MY MENTAL HEALTH IS AT STAKE, please 🙏🏻

#secret invasion #maria hill #SHE'S NOT DEAD #i'm still in denial #i need more moments with Fury and Maria #i refuse to accept that i won't ever ever ever see her again #she'd've saved the day bc she's the MVP and y'all know it #THIS SERIOUSLY HURTS #marvel #MCU #mcu women #fanfic #fanfic prompt

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thechekhov · 1 year

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#comic #comics #funny #content creator #content creation #writing #drawing #fanart #artists on tumblr #arting #tumblr #before you presume the worst please understand that i draw a steven universe fancomic #and this post is about Very Strong Opinions people have in re: plotholes in a children's cartoon #but seriously dont put content creators on pedestals #dont put ANYONE up there #they will just fall off and hurt themselves and others in the process

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blumineck · 1 year

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It's possible that some of these aren't, like, the /best/ idea...

(Jokes aside, if you want a proper discussion of how to transport/carry bows, there's one up on my patreon now!)

#archery #writing reference #archer #fantasy #art reference #ok but seriously #some of these are terrible ideas please don't hurt your bows #or yourselves!

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cemeterything · 1 year

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when a character says "please don't do this" and they're begging: 🥺

when a character says "please don't do this" as a warning:

#🐉#i lose my shit every time when you can just tell all hell is about to break loose because someone didnt take the threat seriously #when you see someone visibly make the decision 'i dont want to hurt you but i can and will if you give me no other option'#ugh its so good

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dreamlogic · 1 year

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y'all have to meet one of my most treasured possessions, who i got for $1 at a thift store, but is priceless in my heart. 1999 officially licensed star wars the phantom menace collectors drink cup exclusive to pizza hut, KFC, and taco bell:

important detail: his arms are posable. 360° jar jar action 24/7.

he was first christened Jar Jar Drinks, on account of being able to stick a straw through his skull and. drink. however, he tastes strongly carcinogenic and probably contains several types of plastic that have been banned since his manufacture in 1999.

so, when i was working food service and a good chunk of my income was from cash tips, i started stuffing a fat roll of cash inside him for safe keeping. he became known as Jar Jar Banks.

since i stopped living a life where i have large sums of cash money i need to squirrel away regularly, the name fell out of favor. but i still cherish him, and i knew he's destined to be filled with something someday.

well. i just realized i can hide my weed stash in his torso. so, without further ado, i would like to introduce you to this thrice-christened icon: Jar Jar Danks.

#charlie vs star wars #laugh tag #he's real and he can hurt you. seriously please don't drink out of him even plain water kind of tingles on the way down.#cc

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ventique18 · 3 months

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The way twst intentionally made it a big slap to the face that Idia's and Ortho's mom and dad would go through heaven and hell to save their children, yet Malleus' only living blood relative is completely silent throughout the disaster...

The way the Shrouds would exhaust everything they have just to retrieve their robot son who isn't even alive, yet the remaining Draconia can't even stand up from her throne to check if her grandson is still alive.

My queen, my queen, have you forsaken him?

#I'm sorry I'm really salty about this lol #thinking that there's a possibility that she really really is unable to love him hurts #holy shit malleus is seriously lonely #seriously lonely #twisted wonderland #ventique rambles #maleficia draconia #malleus draconia #shroud family

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wyrmswears · 2 months

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shoutout to this loser. whats up with him

#like who the fuck hurt you my guy #hes so pathetic like hows he gonna be a villain.. my silly..#ninjago jay #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago #I SWEAR I DIDNT JUST ABSORB THE 40 SECONDS OF JAY FROM THE NEW EPISODES. ill draw other things too..#seriously tho i really enjoyed them. BONZLE IS SO CUTE I LOVE HER.#episode 4 was insanely gay like theres no heterosexual explanation for this levels of gay #and that finale... what the freak...#lego ninjago #jay walker #suit jay #dragons rising #ninjago spoilers #ninjago dragons rising spoilers #dragons rising spoilers #dragons rising s2 #wyrm draws #i know its the other hand than in the scene but tbh i didnt mean to draw the scene until i had already sketched out the pose

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puppetmaster13u · 18 days

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Got an Idea based off of our Reblogs of @radiance1 Danny Reincarnates as a Clone Prompt.

But. What if, it's in Flashpoint timeline. Now you might say, but wait, isn't that timeline destroyed? Actually there was a continuity where it didn't, and we got to see more of Batman Thomas Wayne. But that's not what I'm getting at Because more importantly? At least for this? Kal is stuck in a lab under Metropolis, treated as an experiment and specimen. Like literally known as Subject 1. He's been there since the ship crashed as a baby, never ended up with the Kents, has never seen the sun or anything. He's kept in a room with red sun lights and is visibly Not Healthy. So why not add in clones to this?

Now does Danny know why he reincarnated? No. He doesn't really remember. What he does know? Is that he's physically baby. And he thinks he might be sick?

He's not to sure what's happening at first, vision not the best while he adjusts to suddenly being aware and able to move. But he recognizes labs. He recognizes cold halls and is understandably upset.

He sees himself in the glass- a tiny toddler with black hair and inhumanely blue eyes wrapped in a blanket that feels scratchy against his skin. Then he's in a room- more akin to a box with a wall cot- too big for him- a desk, and toiletries. And then there's a face peering down at him, gaunt face of a teenager- maybe young adult- looking starved, the same inhumane blue eyes wide in near awe and perhaps a hint of panic as they let out a raspy chuff.

What the fuck kind of place is he at...?

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #clone danny #flashpoint #de aged danny #match (dc)#kon el #this could be a very hurt/comfort story or a very angst/comfort one depending on shit #I will say Kal doesn't exactly act human & his english is very broken #If they can't create super soldiers the normal way then cloning their alien specimen could work #And look they even gave it the 3 successful ones for good behavior #Nothing could surely go wrong #Kal definitely makes a nest beneath the wall cot #But seriously if you've never seen Flashpoint Kal holy fuck the poor dude

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swan2swan · 5 days

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If Sammy ever found out about this, she would lasso Darius, tie him to a chair, tell Yaz to yell at him for her, storm out of the room, and then come back after Yaz's "What were you THINKING?" rant with the Gun Safety Manual, and then lecture him for another hour.

#''I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THAT DARIUS BOWMAN.!!!!!!!''#jurassic world: chaos theory #jwct #chaos theory spoilers #jw:ct #chaos theory #darius bowman #seriously though that was insanely dangerous #yaz gives him the ''DID YOU THINK ABOUT THE CONSQUENCES EVERYONE CARES ABOUT YOU WHAT IF YOU'D GOTTEN HURT'' side of the rant #and if she wasn't present in the room Sammy would just put Yaz on speaker #gun safety #and yes I fully believe that Sammy taught Darius how to use a gun on Nublar #she taught everyone how to do it #there are guns and there are dinosaurs and everyone needs to be Safe #BUT SHE TAUGHT YOU BETTER

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eats-a-berry · 1 month

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ngl its wild seeing people say toshiro's reaction to chimera falin was because she was not longer "palatable" to him like yeah i would be freaking the fuck out if my former party members' attempt to save someone important to us turned her into a murderous chimera on a rampage who just killed all of our party members in front of us and only barely had any traces of herself left in her. i WOULD want to, y'know, let her rest instead of attempting to defy death by further mangling her beyond comprehension because these people have shown they have no idea what they're doing and have apparently caused a fate worse than death for her. it's pretty much just the flip side of the coin and "letting falin go" is, in fact, a lesson the crew has to learn by the end

i don't think faligon is falin's "true nature", i think it's an extreme end consequence of her issues: one where she has little free will, is on complete autopilot, and is controlled by another person.

#dungeon meshi #toshiro nakamoto #shuro #like come on... it's a perfectly reasonable thing to think but no one actually takes the events seriously #he literally says later he just doesn't want her to kill anymore people #and he doesn't want to hurt her to begin with #literally what reason has laios' crew given to trust them with what he thinks they've done #i'm sorry his mindset is ''willing to let her go for the greater good'' and not ''everyone else can go to hell for all i care''...#he sees her with het feathers and fangs at the end and even acknowledges the dragon part of her!#and he still thinks she's so wonderful!

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thehartster-blog · 6 months

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#quotes #sad thoughts #bad poetry #sad poem #sad quotes #angst #angry #im hurtin #hurt/comfort #relatable quotes #depressing quotes #life quotes #qotd #thoughts #seriously though

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2aceofspades · 1 month

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TW: Blood/Injury, Implied Death

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With you

Lil one-shot I guess...??

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After the dust cleared, it was dead silent. The air was thick with moisture from the dark clouds looming above them all. Someone, probably Raphael, yelled out something Two didn't quite process, his ears still ringing as his vision slowly cleared.

A faint blue glow flickered in the near distance, not too far from where Two was slumped on the ground. More muffled shouts rang out as Two attempted to collect himself, staggering to his feet and trudging over to the source of-

No.

Just the image alone was enough to bring Two collapsing back to his knees. Stupid, he thought.

"H-hey..." One's weak voice just barely got through to Two, snapping him right out of his thoughts.

He stared down at the dimming blue glow, watching it flicker and fade in and out. How the hell are you still here, breathing?

His thoughts became flooded in his head, even more so as he felt his arms cradle his brother's near-lifeless body.

"Did we win?"

Two felt his jaw clench at One's question, feeling frighteningly close to grinding his teeth until they were flat.

Did we win?

The question echoed in Two’s head, as if that would better help him process this moment. In any other instance, he would have deflected and scoffed at such an empty, meaningless question. Did it matter? he thought as he titled his head up, looking around briefly at the wasteland that surrounded them. It was over, that much was apparent.

"Yes,” he huffed, looking down at his brother in his arms as he continued, “Now, shut it and save your strength. Your heart-"

"I know," One croaked out in between a few sputtering breaths, interrupting Two in more ways than one. Two tried to ignore the cast-off of blood coming from his brother's mouth, despising the sickening feeling settling in his stomach as it hit his chin. One smiled weakly up at his brother, his eyes dull and unfocused.

How dare you, Two thought to himself.

His eyes flickered from One's exposed heart, bleeding out and hardly beating, and back to his brother’s face. His brother looked beaten, bloody...broken. It wasn't a look he saw from him often, if at all. It was that damn smile that he watched waver as One's heart beat softer and softer. What cruel irony, Two couldn't help but think, a metaphorical expression brought to life by his stupid, thoughtless, idiotic brother.

Two could still fix this. Even as he held his brother tighter against his own plastron and felt his shirt get soaked by the horrid mix of blood and empyrean; he thought to himself how he'd be the one to fix this.

There was no other choice left.

“Good…” One let out the softest of chuckles, “…we…we can s-start over.”

Something in Two’s own chest faltered, even just briefly. It was enough to shut out the feeling of One’s pathetic coughs and wheezes against him. He watched how One's eyes dulled further, his gaze wandering away from Two's face.

Starting over? That wasn’t ever an option, not one that Two had ever weighed in his mind. He wasn’t sure if that was even an option now. After everything he had done, everything he sacrificed, worked for…his brother still wanted to burn it, bury everything down and out of Two’s reach. One wanted this win, he wanted the impossible.

“Impossible…” Two muttered under his breath.

He heard yet another faint chuckle. And then the dense silence that followed.

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~bonus doodles~