[in a Zoom meeting]
Barbara: *checks to make sure she's on mute*
Barbara: *checks to make sure she's on mute*
Barbara: *checks to make sure she's on mute*
Barbara: *checks to make sure she's on mute*
Barbara: *checks to make sure she's on mute*
Bruce: *calls on her*
Barbara: *can't find the mute button to unmute herself*
349 notes
·
View notes
Heavy: If my boyfriend think he can just bat his cute little eyes at me and get what he wants he’s absolutely right.
164 notes
·
View notes
Peter: Nat, can you sign something for school?
Natasha, shaking her head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.
60 notes
·
View notes
Barnaby: Okay, so I tried smoking some salmon but it’s incredibly hard to roll in a blunt and I’m not high at all!
42 notes
·
View notes
Enemy F/O: Hey. Do cry. I went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there were no bitches.
S/I: Why were you on wanting to fuck me island?🤨📸
32 notes
·
View notes
Stop getting bumps from the chumps and come attack-a this Whacka.
31 notes
·
View notes
Hound!MC: *on a date with a Touchstarved LI* If we’re going on a date, don’t bring your wallet. I’m not going to let you pay.
Hound!MC: Just run when I run.
39 notes
·
View notes
Duncan: I have a milkshake. Why isn’t DJ in my yard?
Gwen, also drinking a milkshake: He’s torn between us.
24 notes
·
View notes
Yami: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?
Charmy, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?
Liebe, in his smaller form, whispering back: Because I have small hands.
Charmy: Because he has small hands!
43 notes
·
View notes
Mappa's three men and one man child
13K notes
·
View notes
14K notes
·
View notes
Soldier: SALT CAN'T BE THE ONLY DELICIOUS ROCK! I'VE GOT TO START TASTING ROCKS SO I CAN FIND THE BEST ONE!
109 notes
·
View notes
24K notes
·
View notes
44 notes
·
View notes
Duke: Bruce, can you sign something for school?
Bruce, shaking his head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.
10K notes
·
View notes