tags: bouncer!abby, established relationship ellie, fem!reader, jealousy
a/n: no one wrote it so i wrote... based on this post i made a while back. i haven’t stopped thinking about it. sorry that i haven’t written anything in ages :( exam season was kicking my ass
taglist: (people who said they wanted to see this in word form) @rubycruzsbitch @elsgirl
“you’re serious... you’ve never been to a gay bar before?” you wore an incredulous look on your face as ellie awkwardly shrugged, trying to look nonchalant about it.
your girlfriend wasn’t the type to frequent nightclubs. if it was up to her, she’d be spending tonight high as a kite sat by her gaming set up. but you’d insisted that she had to tag along with you because it was a ‘mandatory queer experience’. ellie knew deep down that you just wanted to get shit faced and have her close by simultaneously. you always ended up blowing up her phone whenever you got too drunk at parties, whining that you missed her and begging her to turn up or take you home. one of the drawbacks she’d learned to accept of dating an extrovert.
“cmon. you’ll have a good time, i promise.” you leaned in close, dropping the pitch of your voice and staring into her eyes. her ears flushed pink as she slid her toned arms around your waist to draw you in even closer, and you knew you’d convinced her.
the next hour or so was spent with you trying on different outfits and forcing ellie to help you pick one. her opinion was pretty useless, mostly consisting of monotoned ‘looks great babe’s as she shamelessly ogled you dress and undress in front of her.
“dude. you’re such a creep.” you sighed, shimmying your way into a different skirt. ellie rolled her eyes, approaching you from behind to help you pull up the zipper. “what, i can’t admire my girl?” she murmured, peppering warm kisses across the back of your neck.
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the heels of your platforms clack noisily against the sidewalk as you finally reach the front of the queue, the harsh bass of the music vibrating from within the club. excitement thrummed through your veins and you smiled brightly at ellie, squeezing her warm hand in yours. she smiled sheepishly back, returning your squeeze.
“gonna need to see some ID, princess.” a deep yet feminine voice captured your attention. you looked up to meet the gaze of the bouncer only to be truly taken aback by her appearance. she wore a fitted tank top that emphasised her ridiculously built upper body, her thick freckled arms folded across her chest and her expression stern. just as you were admiring her long hair neatly braided at the back of her head you realised she noticed you staring.
you squinted to read the blonde’s name tag, abby, before averting your eyes long enough to tap ellie’s arm, motioning for her to help you fish out your ID from your purse. you didn’t notice the way her eye twitched at the pet name. ellie dug into the bag and slapped the card into abby’s hand with more force than was probably necessary. abby didn’t react, simply flipping it over.
the woman analysed your license in silence with furrowed brows and her mouth downturned. you began to panic slightly, your glossy lips pursed. there was a slight chance that she was gonna turn you away. man, would that be a bummer. “it’s real.. pinkie promise.” you say in an attempt to lighten the mood. abby’s briefly looks up at you to meet your eyes before continuing to examine the ID card that you absently realise looks comically small in her large hands. ellie sighs impatiently, crossing her arms and staring up at the sky. you shoot her a look that screams ‘not helpful, babe.’
“hmm. can you smile for me?” the request caught you slightly off guard and you paused for a moment, chancing a glance at your girlfriend. her expression almost made you burst out laughing; you’ve never seen ellie look more aggravated. her eyebrows were raised in disbelief as she tries to make eye contact with abby to assert some form of control over the situation. when that doesn’t work, she lets out a perplexed ‘dude!’
the bouncer continues to completely ignore her and focuses her gaze on you, her brow raised expectantly. you relent. anything to get out of this line quicker. they’re playing your favorite song for fuck sake, and the longer you’re stood out here the higher the likelyhood ellie will change her mind about the night. so you beam up at her, flashing your best smile and abby’s stoic expression finally cracks into a grin of her own.
“yeah, there’s them pretty dimples. get in there baby.” abby motions into the bar with a wink. against your better judgment, you can’t help feeling flustered by the line. your mouth hangs open slightly as you stare up at her, rooted to the spot from the shock. you’re finally broken out of it by ellie shooting her a disgusted scowl and ushering you into the darkness of the bar. you try to school your expression before she notices the dopey smile spread wide across your face.
Okay so I had this idea for some time about Sam and Max having rival counter parts??? Like following that one cartoony trope where a main character or main duo has a rival counterpart? Like Mario and Wario
SO YEAH!!! I came up with these a bit ago! So meet Max and Sam, Sam and Max’s rival counter parts!! I’d image they’d pride themselves on being the ‘safer’ and ‘less violent’ version of the Freelance Police idk
ALSO SOME OF THESE DOODLES ARE A WEEK OLD AND SOME I MADE AROUND 5AM SO MY APOLOGIES IF THEY LOOK LIKE ASS 💔💔💔💔
Check out @a-dauntless-daffodil for original thought. It's great!
Charlie: (holding the spear hostage as she paces around the room) So.... let's get one thing straight here.... You may have come first, but I'M the one who share's Vaggie's bed!
Spear: (taped up from pommel to guard haphazardly with the two ends tied off to the arms of a chair, keeping it in place so it looks like it's sitting) ...........
Charlie: So what if she slept with you for the first few months she was here?! She was scared! You brought her some sort of comfort, and who would I have been if I denied her that? A horrible person, that's what!
Spear: (sunlight glints off it's edge)
Charlie: *gasp* How dare you laugh at me?! I am the Princess of Hell!!! YOU are just a spear! A hunk of metal!
Spear: (slowly falls a little to the side but gets caught by the tape)
Charlie: Well, now I'm the one who takes the right side of the bed. YOU just get to sit in the corner. All. Alone. and WATCH me snuggle Vaggie in a way a piece of scrap metal like you never could.
Spear: ...........
Chair: (slowly spins and creaks)
Charlie: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE THE VIEW!?!?!?! YOU FUCKING PERVERT!!!!
Spear: (glints again as the sun streams through the blinds)
Demon Charlie: (growls as her horns and tail grow) What am I gonna do about it? What am I gonna do?! Oh, don't you worry. I have ways of putting you in your place. (holds up a rough, volcanic whetstone from Wrath)
Spear: (slips a little further)
Vaggie: (enters the bedroom) Hey, babe, have you seen my spear? (sees her spear tied up with Charlie demoned out, gripping the shaft with one hand and bringing a volcanic rock to the spear's edge with the other) What are you doing?
Charlie: (freezes) NOTHING!!!
Vaggie: Uh-huh.... Well, I have to clean the angelic blood off my spear so it doesn't rust, so can I have it back?
Charlie: (stands up straight and riiiiiips the spear from the tape) Of course, babe! Anything for my lovely, sweet, kind, caring, snuggly, super amazing girlfriend!~
Vaggie: Uh... Thanks, hun. I'll be down in the common room if you need me. Love you. (turns to leave)
Charlie: Love you too~ (glowers at the spar resting against Vaggie's shoulder) This isn't over.
Silly Little Future of Hazbin Hotel Theory/Headcannon… thing
So, looking at the finale, it’s pretty easy to assume that Lucifer is going to have a more active role in the hotel and the series as a whole in season 2. Just from these two pictures alone:
Man looks like he has his own room for Christ’s sakes (I mean, let’s be real, he’s gotta get out of that lonely empty castle anyway).
And I can’t help but think of this particular scenario:
• Charlie goes to Alastor asking for some huge favor.
• Alastor, being Alastor, is all like mysterious and creepy and ‘what’s in it for me’ about it just to fuck with her because he’s the biggest dick on the planet and we love that for him.
• Charlie just gets a 😑 face, and they go back and forth for a bit
• Lucifer walks into the room.
• Charlie turns around, ignoring Alastor, and goes “Dad, can you [asks favour] for me?”
• Luci just smiles and is like “absolutely, sure, no problem, anything for you!” Snaps his fingers and it’s done
• Charlie thanks him happily and runs out of the room, and Alastor is just smiling with the most pissed off look at Lucifer
I stg if he sticks around they are gonna have so much fun with the rivalry
Yandere rival who couldn't care less about you when you shifted to his school in the middle of the year. You were not exceptional at first and he didn't think of you as an academic rival.
Yandere rival who actually becomes shocked seeing how you topped most subjects. He contemplated that you were being fake by behaving politely with everyone but him. He didn't even talk with you properly… …
He always stares at you with a blank expression. Though he gives you a hateful stare, his thoughts are all about you. His ears become red watching you laugh or when you glance at him.
Yandere who always makes sure that you sit right beside him so that he could busk in your presence. It has become a rule between students to never sit on your seat. So that your rival could stare at you with ease.
Yandere rival who is envious of the fact that you're naturally talented. How could you be so care free and still top all exams? "You must have cheated," He would say to piss you off. You would just smile at him and go back to your own world. He holds grudges against you for having loving parents who never pressurize you for anything. (Unlike him)
He always asks the teacher to put you both together in a group project to spend more time with you. He always comes over to your place to finish the job and always asks if you made the cookies you gave him. He always finishes his work beforehand to just stare at you and listen to you talk during the meeting. He has a pleasant expression while gazing at you.Suspiciously whenever he comes over to your house, something goes missing. Doesn't matter what it is. Your chapstick, that old pencil, watch,anything associated with you. "Did you accidentally take my chapstick?" He would deny any claims saying he doesn't even know you use pink color, peach flavored chapstick… ..
Bad attention or good attention doesn't matter to him. If he gets attention from you, that's enough. He always nags you and tries to find your fault even though he actually gushes all over it in his house.
Yandere's rival who is jealous of the fact that you're his best friend's close friend and his friend knows more about you than him. He's aware that you're trying to snatch his friends, his position, everything! " You're so jealous yn" (he actually want you to snatch everything away along with him)
He constantly talks about you and only you in his friend circle. The only reason he keeps those losers with him is to talk shit about you. He is so bitter, observing that you look so happy minding your own business while he thinks of you every second. He thinks talking about you and constantly keeping you in his mind will motivate him to do better.
Yandere rival who uses students to know more about you. He thinks nobody is good enough to be with him except you but still acts politely with your friends. "Hey! So why didn't yn come to school today?" He doesn't even care that he makes it so obvious.
Yandere who gets mad when he sees anyone else bully you and sometimes defend you. Though he acts salty with you, he never takes it too far to emotionally drain you out. Moreover,his obsession extends out of academic life too.
He has a whole shrine of your pics and other stolen things from those group projects. He has a diary describing his feelings to you with your pictures stuck to every few pages. In some of them, you're smiling, sleeping or even eating in your not so secure house.
Yandere rival who wakes up hours early to just sneak at you while you're sleeping. His day is not fulfilled until he follows you back to your home to make sure you're safe and sound. He's pretty good at being sneaky too and knows nobody will believe any accusations against him.
He's so smitten with you that it doesn't matter if he becomes second in the exam. Because obviously you deserve the first position.
Yandere rival who just wants your attention so badly that he taunts you on a bad day just so that you will hit him. That way at least you will make physical contact with him. He doesn't hear the curses you throw at his face. You shudder watching him moaning from hitting his face."Did you fucking enjoy that, creep?!" You stepped back in disgust. Who knew your rival was a masochist?
You were so blinded by the rivalry that you didn't even notice how his pants tightened when you screamed at him.
But when you have known his intentions,you became paranoid and spill the tea to everyone. Unfortunately no one took you seriously.You feel hopeless seeing nobody believes your words.
Yandere rival who stalks all your social media accounts and sends you messages from fake accounts.
He doesn't let anyone give you gifts on valentine's day and makes sure you don't go on date with anyone. He's just way too much in love to let it happen
Kismet and Brozone def have a rivalry over Branch, I mean the guy basically replaced his brothers with trolls similar to them there has to be jealousy!??!!!?!