annabeth: why are you following me?
percy: because we’re dating now
annabeth: okay… what about grover?
percy: we’re a package deal
grover: buy one idiot, get one free
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Percy Jackson (texting Annabeth): sends a voice message
Annabeth Chase (texting back): I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Percy Jackson: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
later
Annabeth Chase: presses play
Percy Jackson (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE-
Extra: (Grover screaming in the background)
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percy: *cusses*
sally: “perseus jackson! you kiss your girlfriend with that mouth?”
*annabeth storms in and starts ranting to percy about something, and letting out the absolute most crude and violent cuss words known to man*
sally: 😳
percy: 🤭
paul: “i think she’ll be okay”
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Percy: why can’t we steal from the rich? We stole Jason from his camp?
Annabeth: we didn’t steal Jason, he’s free to do whatever he wants
Nico: we literally dragged him here?????
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Percy: I’ve picked out a very special song for our date tonight!
Percy: *starts playing ‘What is Love’*
Annabeth: What’s so special about this song?
Percy: One might say we heard it on our very first date.
Annabeth: First date? What date are you thinkin—OH MY FUCKING GODS PERSEUS JACKSON TELL ME YOU ARE NOT CONSIDERING THE TUNNEL OF LOVE TO BE OUR FIRST DATE
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annabeth in 1st grade: look under there
some kid: under where
annabeth: you fool. you absolute moron. you are such a monumental idiot that you don't even realize what you just said. i am a verbal magician-
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i love the percy jackson show with my entire heart and soul
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Y/N: It’s so frustrating
Luke: What is ??
Y/N: Watching Annabeth openly flirt with Percy for weeks and Percy is still not realising it
Luke, wearing a ‘date me Y/N’ shirt: Haha, yeah-
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percy: the path to inner peace starts with four words
percy: not my fucking problem
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Annabeth Chase: I dare you-
Sally Jackson: Percy is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Annabeth Chase: Why not?
Percy Jackson: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
Grover Underwood: (vivid Yancy flashbacks) Fair enough.
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hazel: percy and annabeth just have the most beautiful relationship
piper: i know! they are SO in love
frank: and they are always so on the same page
leo: and their relationship is so mature
*meanwhile*
percy and annabeth outside the cabin fighting over who gets to talk to sally on the phone first:
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Percy: Crushes are the worst whenever I’m near mine I start acting stupid
Annabeth: You always act stupid, Percy
Annabeth: …
Percy: Don’t think about it too hard
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Percy: What happened?
Annabeth: You fell down the stairs, do you not remember?
Percy: Not really. I remember tripping, and I remember the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Annabeth: That wasn’t an ambulance. I drove you.
Percy: Then what was that siren?
Grover: Sorry, I was really nervous.
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