#Oh my god I am in denial about liking these silly guys

[forgettingcrowbin]

Since you're taking requests, could you draw Errormare ? :0

Ye

#crowbin art #my art #sans au #utmv #utmv fanart #sanscest #errormare #error x nightmare #nightmare x error #error sans #nightmare sans #sketches #anon ask #too lazy to fix errors eyes #Oh my god I am in denial about liking these silly guys

[luvring]

A LITTLE WHILE LONGER

gn!reader | atsumu parent au, 700 words of silly fluff(?) Unless u think about growing up too much.

“’tsumu? what’s wrong? why’re you crying?” you put your keys in your pocket, eyes focused on atsumu who’s leaning his head back on the couch, blinking away tears and wiping his cheeks.

he huffs, turning away as if you wouldn’t be able to hear him sniffling. “’m not cryin’!”

“makoto,” you call your daughter who’s sitting with her back to you. “what happened—oh my god, why’re you both crying?”

she looks over her shoulder, and you catch her phone and crumpled tissues in her hands. they look at you with the same pout and loud denial—“we’re not crying!”

the echo is an unconventional comfort—‘we’ enough to tell you that nobody’s said or done any real damage. makoto brings her legs up to sit cross-legged in her chair, grabbing the pillow from behind her to her lap, and you look at your husband. “atsumu.”

his still red eyes snap toward you and his jaw drops, voice filled with hoarse betrayal, “what?! why’re ya lookin’ at me? ‘t’s her fault!”

your daughter gasps and throws her pillow at his chest. “dad!”

atsumu catches it with ease. “makoto!”

“guys.”

stopped before one of them can pick up another pillow, the pair sit back in their seats, this time atsumu holding the pillow up to his chin. makoto sniffles as she unlocks her phone. “here.”

when you walk over and she passes it to you, it’s set to the front camera with some sort of filter waiting to start. you furrow your brows and look to her for explanation.

“it’s an ageing filter—dad started crying when he saw what i’d look like when i get old.”

she sniffles once more, and something in your chest softens. you look toward atsumu who, as if he could feel your gaze, looks away from the corner of the room back to you. his cheeks match his eyes, and he tries to stop what he knows is going to happen, “don’t you—”

“awww.”

“babe,” the whine is immediate as he slouches into the couch.

you only snicker as you hand makoto her phone back, and make your way to him with a smile and arms wide open. despite everything, he straightens, leans toward you and your touch. his head rests against your stomach as you run your fingers through his hair. (you think makoto says “ew” behind you.)

“’tsumu, you big softie,” you tease.

he scoffs weakly as he wraps his arms around your waist. “she’s crying too!”

“am not.”

atsumu peaks his head from around you. “are too, y’liar.”

“i’ve never cried in my life,” makoto denies, a rasp in her words.

the blond in your arms scoffs again. “tell that t’me when you were 7 and crying ’cause y’stepped on a ladybug by accident.”

makoto gasps. “her name was milly, you monster.”

you snort, turning to look at your daughter. “sorry to milly, now stop fighting. family hug time, c’mere.”

and even as they stick their tongues out at each other, they both stand so you can wrap your arms around them, and atsumu quietly plants a kiss to both of your heads. you mumble with a smile, “love you guys.”

“love you too.”

“love you. and you are never growing up.”

“biologically impossible.”

“don’t care, you’re eight now.”

“what—eight?!”

the hug breaks, and you sigh dramatically, atsumu pulling makoto into a headlock you know she could get out of in seconds, even while she laughs.

“eight.”

“why can’t i stay seventeen?”

“numbers don’t go that high for ya anymore.”

“then what’re you?”

“a young and handsome twenty-four year old.”

“ya wish, old man!”

walking away, you call out, “i’m gonna get dinner started, don’t break anything!”

makoto’s “thank you!” is followed by atsumu’s “we won’t!”, and the bittersweet ache in your bones at the thought of your family getting older is soothed by the sound of laughter from the living room, a reminder it'll be you all together, for at least a while longer.

girl dad atsumu who loves and spoils his daughter to bits is so real but also It's Atsumu.. The Miyas... i thought it'd be nice 2 see her picking up more of his personality + them being silly 🙂‍↕️ (these kinds of relationships r so endearing 2 me 😭🩷) everypony knows they love each other soo much even while they're 'fighting' and accusing the other of cheating at mario kart or whatever LOL.

was gonna make tsumu point out makoto crying at the thought of Him getting old btw but then i would've taken longer to Pack This Up and also had to deal with ME thinking about MY parents so here we are 🫡

@pelicanpizza @godoffuckedupcats @causenessus @priv_rose @ur-local-simp @respitable haii my tag list i forgot i had u for a while there. and u guys too @reverie-starlight @dira333 haii friends i hope u are all doing awesome! 🫵🩷

#haikyuu x reader #atsumu x reader #atsumu fluff #haikyuu fluff #atsumu x gn!reader #haikyuu x gn!reader #someone tell me if theres typos in this #wontchrck. byebye

[white-poppie]

hii, can i request silva, illumi, zeno, chrollo & hisoka w a reader that thinks they're really strong, cool and admires them has a silly, innocent lil crush on them?

Puppy Crush

A/N: Hey Nonnie, thank you for requesting this. I won't be doing Silva and Zeno as they are very old and I am not comfortable, rather I would do Kite and Kurapika. Thank you.

Pairing: Illumi, Chrollo, Hisoka, Kite and Kurapika with Gn! reader

Illumi

Listen if you are the kind of person who thinks powerful men are cool here is your man.

Illumi is honestly very oblivious

(or if he knows he just chooses to ignore it.)

Either way, he is of a very stoic nature and doesn't really care about others' feelings.

If you are someone who is very close to him (like a family friend or a valuable asset) He might find it endearing.

Honestly, overall he is just very nonchalant and doesn't care.

"You know I think Y/N has a thing for you," his mom sighed.

"...They do?" he questioned.

"Are you really that oblivious?" she gasped, "don't you see how they look at you? With practically heart eyes, it's cute honestly."

"Talk to them Illumi! They are perfect for you!"

Chrollo

INFJ gang yuhh. Honestly among the adult trio, he is the coolest (stg if you are a toxic Chrollo simp, here is your chance to leave.) Literally gonna base him on myself.

Listen, he either knows or Knows and is in denial/shy. No in-between.

Either way, he is very observant of you.

He is taking care of every single variable.

He notices any slight change or discomfort? Ready to run laps to make you comfortable!

He is tracking your food habits, sleep schedule and everything subconsciously (yes it is not even a conscious effort!)

He might look very scary and tall, my lord he blushes so much when he looks at you. he is like o(°///▽///°)o.

You two are so madly in love with each other that it is visible to everyone except you two.

Pakunoda is shipping yall so bad

Overall he is just a sweet and gentlemanly guy.

Chrollo was quick to notice your growing sense of dread among the many people in the auction.

Before he could comprehend what was happening, he was dragging you away from the crowd. He made you sit on a bench and fetched water for you.

"You okay there?" he asked patting you head.

"Yeah, thank you Chrollo, you are so sweet, I can't help fall for you all over again." As soon as the words left your mouth, your eyes widened.

Chrollo's face reciprocated the expression, but slowly melted into a smile, "good, the feelings are mutual then."

Hisoka

Dear Lord, why him? Anyways...

Hisoka thinks it's cute that you are so weak compared to him.

Yes, he is attracted to power, but he also likes the authority over his s/o.

May or may not tease you just for fun to see your reactions.

Flexes like a pro.

Gets in trouble so you take care of him.

Hisoka looked at you as your dexterity wiped his forearms that were filled with cuts.

"You need to be more careful," you scolded.

He chuckled and leaned back, "sure darling."

You growled and your cheeks grew warm, he only smirked at your reaction.

Oh such a cute little plaything you were

(I TRIED MY BEST TO KEEP IT NORMAL OKAY?? I DONT LIKE HIM AND I TRIED NOT TO LET MY HATE REFLECT)

Kite

Sweet baby boy, it has been so long since I wrote for him.

The most direct and intelligent among all of them.

Still, he can't help, but poke fun a little.

He thinks you are the most adorable little thing.

He teaches you basic self-defence so you can take care of yourself.

WILLINGLY lets his hands linger on your shoulders while fixing your stance. (smooth mf)

Will hope that you confess to him first, but if you take too long he will just go ahead and do that.

"Keep your fists on shoulder level," Kite commanded and you hesitantly lowered them.

He sighed and moved back from where you were standing, grabbing your hands and positioning them down. A shiver ran down your spine.

"Focus, Y/N," he said close to your ear and moved away with a kind smile

Kurapika

The loml, my husband, the father of my children.

Dear god, it's me again, what harm will it bring you to get me a Kurapika. I do not wish for a perfect man who is tall, buff and caring. I am just wishing for a blonde himbo with anger issues who ghosts everyone but is one of the only reasons I am happy. Is it too much to ask?

Okay, Kurapika...is dumb when it comes to feelings.

Like you 'like- like' him? You sure? Why him though? Are you okay? Do you need to be taken to a doctor?

He is such a gentleman how can you not fall for him???

Eventually, he does catch on though (After Killua and Leorio repeatedly point the obvious out.)

He still thinks why would you like someone like him?

Thinks he is very lucky to have someone like you.

Slowly starts falling for you too.

Why do you care for him so much he wonders? Why do you wait for him every time he disappears?

You were crying, why were you crying? Well because Kurapika just randomly decided to show up after ghosting everyone for almost two years. Making you worry sick, you spent so long looking for him. You even thought he was dead!

You were hitting his chest, sobbing in his embrace.

"You are so mean, so mean to me!" you cried out.

His hands rubbed on your back, and tears lined his eyes, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let me tell you that there hasn't been a single day I didn't think of you when I was away. I love Y/n, truly."

(I AM NOT CRYING, YOU ARE!)

Hunter x Hunter (ハンタ x ハンタ)

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[junee-e]

NEW JUNO EPISODE OUT WOOO!!!!!

(MANY ALL-CAPS) ramblings follow!!!!!!! :DD (spoilers for the new penumbra episode obviously)

juno???? why are you in prison??? not again please????

AWW JUNO AND RITA THEY’RE BEING SO CUTE I LOVE THEM

THE RITA SPECIAL WHATS THE RITA SPECIAL IM SCARED

juno, solemnly: i’ll get the snacks. rita, also solemnly: and i’ll prepare the cocoon. LMAO i love them

what is this they’re being so silly???? i love it????

‘we dont talk about the second time’ JUNO WHAT DID YOU DO

i forgot how weird rita’s snacks were lmao

surviving for five days in a room with 6 blankets and only snacks for food just like me fr

rita literally snoring like *HONK mimimimimi* is the best thing i’ve ever heard

OoOoOooO SuMmAriSiNg mUsiC

love me a good rita-is-the-best-hacker-audio-montage

GRANDPAPPYS RECIPE LMAOO

juno sounds so annoyed every time he says grandpappy’s recipe lamooo

WHY IS THIS GUY SPEAKING IN FUCKING RUNES WHAT???

‘wow now that’s a guy’ JUNO YOU ARE LOOKING FOR NUREYEV OH MY GOD

‘i’m never gonna find my stupid moron boyfriend’ the happiness this brings me is of unquantifiable levels

is he gonna actually steal the thing? OH MY GOD HE IS LMAO

SO MANY SPRINKLERS PFFTT

he….he doesn’t know what the thing looks like. of course he fucking doesn’t i don’t know what i expected

ooooo skipper guys back hmmm. oh they’re a literal child. or are they just really smart and luring juno into a trap?

nope just stupid ok

‘smelled something familiar - no - someone familiar’ WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED

IS HE HERE OH MY GOD????

NO ITS NOT HIM GODDAMMIT

Serisvatian (that’s probably not how you spell it) orchids are you kidding me i’m crying

WAIT IS SKIPPER BACK WAS HE ACTUALLY SMART

WAIT ITS NOT

IS IT FUCKING NUREYEV????

OH MY GOD HES FUCKING HERE LETS GOOO

when he said ‘i saw who it was and by heart started pumping…’ and then that FUCKING THEME MUSIC IM SCREAMING

nureyev???? nureyev no wait what is he doing

WHEN IS HE JUST GOING TO TALK TO HIM OH MY GOD

‘until the day you tell me to my face that you want me to buzz off i will never stop looking for you’……i feel like this is setting me up for just so much pain later i’m so scared

awwww nureyev put juno in prison and not killing him such a good boyfriend

‘would he really let me rot in prison?’ NO HE WOULD NOT

WOOOOOO A PLAN (and a secret weapon??)

ITS RITA THE SECRET WEAPON IS RITA LETS GOOO

DETECTIVE RITA NEXT EPISODE OH MY GOD I AM SO READY FOR DETECTIVE RITA

WOOOOO i loved this episode!!!!!! i’m so exited for part 2 omg!!!! i’m also very scared for some considerable angst but y’know!!!!! denial!!!!!!!

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #juno steel #peter nureyev #rita tpp #jupeter #audio dramas

[kae-karo]

2023 fic roundup

phew!!! i wrote for four different fandoms this year, which is utterly wild to me given that most years i am writing for one or maybe two...but no, this year we went wild - bnha, genshin, trigun, and blue lock

so without further ado, my faves from each month:

jan 2023: i've made mistakes (but you were not one) - chaeya, i really hit my chaeya stride by this point and frankly i ADORED writing this fic, which was my first t4t chaeya fic !!!!

feb 2023: everything i ask for (and so much more) - chiluc, based on a scenario that my mom said she 'always wanted to see happen at a wedding' which rly made me laugh and thus i had to write it !!!

mar 2023: don't rush - kaeluc (and dilucest?), i just really enjoyed stretching my skills on this one in the vibes and also just. the mechanics of everything?

apr 2023: oh gods, there's two of them - cynonaribedo, which was just SO much fun after that event to consider how they'd interact and what shenanigans they'd get up to. also the smut was a fun challenge lmao

may 2023: don't be too good to me - vashwood, my first canon-universe fic for these silly guys that let me really explore the angst and also some of the lightheartedness

jun 2023: in your dreams - kaisagi !!!!! my first bllk fic!!! these two idiots make me feral !!!! they're so angsty and silly and i love them so much, i had a blast trying my hand at them!!

jul 2023: dark blue - kaisae, my last-minute final fic for kaisae july and the one that i reread and think about regularly lmao. one of my rare 2nd person pov fics, i had so much fun with teasing out all the imagery and emotions

aug 2023: but i'm losing blood and you're warm - bachisagi, currently my only bcis fic but my god was it SO fun to write, i loved getting to play in the horror genre a little and mixing that with romance and just UGH definitely up there as a fave

sept 2023: consumption - kaisagi, like what can i say except (pun intended) this premise consumed me so bad that i wrote it out of order bc i was so hooked on one particular scene. this whole story rly had me in a chokehold in the best way

oct 2023: pink light - ryusae, this is rly my favorite ryusae fic i've written to date. something about the premise and the gentleness and the second chances of it all just really got to me, i loved writing this so much

nov 2023: KNOCK.ME.OUT - ryurin, oh my god this fic....i reread this fic like every couple days for WEEKS after i finished writing it. more than i've reread any other fic, and purely out of a desire to just. live inside the story again. i loved it so much. up there with pink light as a fave for sure

dec 2023: tie me down (fuck me up) - saesagi, which like i feel like i went on a whole Journey abt saesagi within my brain and this is what came out. i rly enjoyed trying my hand at a new dynamic and taking sae out of his place of control for once !!!!

other stats + honorable mentions below the cut!

452,082 words posted this year across 58 fics, 24 ships, and, as mentioned, four fandoms. ended up around 8.7k kudos + 81k hits

some honorable mention fics:

good directions - vashwood, and a fic concept i've been dying to write for ages, which just happened to work incredibly well with vashwood

kinda complicated - plantwood, which was really just an excuse to write so much porn for them lmao but i had a great time both with that and the complex dynamics between the three of them

a tentative ellipsis - kaisae, cause i can't say EVERY kaisae july fic, but this one also was such fun to think about and write, just like. the premise and the execution were so [shakes them in a pickle jar]

we both got stories (but they're not the same) - kaisae, this premise rly cracked me up i had SUCH fun writing it and getting a little silly with it lskdjfklsdjf especially with kaiser and all his denial

make me love like i want to - kaisae/ryusae, which honestly all manifested out of like. the one scene in the fic where sae writes not dead on his arm. and that ballooned into an entire almost 30k story about soulmates that ended up being unexpectedly cathartic

sometimes i wish she was you - tabieita, idk this one really got me??? i had a blast writing karasu's point of view and his manipulative little shit attitude lmao

#2023 fic roundup #bllk #genshin #trigun #bnha #blue lock #fic roundup

[sophiethewitch1]

hiiii!!! i love www so far, i think you’re doing such a good job <3 my fav rn is tim, but i wanted to ask who’s ur fav? and which batboy are you most excited to write about?!! can we get a sneak peek into some of your plans long term 🥹 only if you’re comfortable! i feel very inspired and i wanted to know some of your creative writing process for www/in general 🫶

POINTS AT SCREEN! Anon I love you!! If you write anything that's inspired by me you HAVE to tag me okay??!!! Non-negotiable!!! Also I love Tim too, I think I gravitate towards him most because he just screams late-diagnosed autism and he's a fellow high school dropout lmfao. But having a fav? No, we don't do that here. My fav changes hourly, minutely? Idk but rn I'm writing Grayson's introduction and his confused but loving ass is melting me. But I have scenes I'm bouncing off the walls for all of them. Thelma + Louise by Bastille chapter you are so loved <3 <3

Also!! Plans!! Long term!!!! Ahhhh, I'm feeling less and less like spoiling the big things, because I'm actually managing to write regularly and I really didn't think I would. But what I am willing to share... hm. So far there are 4 arcs (but they're almost more like books or parts...??? they're very very long D:) planned, built around mostly the different phases in your relationship. It's the love-hate, love-hate wave. Friends to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers again lmfao. There also might be a 5th arc because I'm not exactly sure how I want the fic to end just yet. The yandere stuff only becomes an acknowledged thing at the end of part 1, and even then reader is very oblivious throughout part 2. So we've got a girl who is in denial almost as much as the guys. 'Okay they might, MIGHT be obsessed with me (might) but they're not in love with me. that's silly.' I may not have a favourite boy but I definitely have favourite arcs and it is 2 and 4. You will see why.

The document itself, not just the published parts is at 50k, which is 20k extra. Also, I have 169 tidbits done, hopefully we can condense and merge them because oh my fucking god 169 chapters is genuinely absurd. worryingly absurd. lets hope we never get to that point. Even if it is the sex number, I'm not doing it. Also I don't know what my creative process is I don't really remember things lmfao.

#sophie speaks #sophie answers #series:www #dunno what i was going on about at the end there this is just #its too hot. i might be sick again? #i was hungry but the idea of eating made me feel sick which is always a bad sign #i am so stubborn tho gang do not worry I can not die #tw long post #sort of lmfao #also should i share the www playlist #some of the songs mean absolutely jack shit for the fic but some are like. here's a very obvious clue have fun :D #i keep almost falling over again i hate this #i really should check if i have pots I want to stop feeling so faint L

[avaitor]

Avi’s HC’s: Kingsman Edition

Since I always have a shitload of silly lil ideas and HC’s bubbling in this empty bone cavern, I have decided to share them with you uninterested folks

Anyways, here are some HC’s for my bbg, James Spencer, also known as Lancelot, who had very little screentime

⁍⁍ He cannot cook. I love and adore him, but he simply cannot.

⁍⁍ Pranks. No one is safe, not even Arthur. He’s only still an agent because he is (was) so good at his job.

⁍⁍ Roxy’s uncle. The man spoils her rotten.

⁍⁍ Pure, unchained theater kid energy. He has a flair for the dramatic, and sometimes injects old-fashioned phrases into conversations.

⁍⁍ Absolutely loves dogs, never had to go through the dog test and has zero knowledge of its existence. Percival doesn’t have the heart to tell him.

⁍⁍ Prefers not to wear his glasses because “he doesn’t need them”. Also thinks that they negatively affect his “devilishly good looks.”

⁍⁍ This man is a dork and kind of a dumbass but he’s my skrunkly. My bbg. Perhaps even my funky lil guy (even though this man is much taller than my 5′1 ass.)

⁍⁍ Cares very much about his looks, one of the peacocks of the agency. On par with Harry when it comes to preening.

⁍⁍ He has the worst fashion sense out of all of the Kingsman agents, and he’s kinda extra. A few times he has almost gone on missions while wearing the most god-awful ties.

⁍⁍ Speaking of missions, he’s a bit of a wild card. He likes flashy entrances, fire, and explosions. There are a few times where he’s managed to level entire buildings somehow. 2nd major cause of poor Merlin’s hair loss.

⁍⁍ He also believes that Lee should have been Lancelot, and that he was only picked because he was the one who lived, the runner-up. Perhaps he suffers from a bit of survivor’s guilt.

⁍⁍ No matter how much he tries, he cannot/is afraid of taking things seriously. His first instinct is to joke or lighten the mood, or even dismiss what is mentioned because he is afraid. He’s so used to being the “fun” one, and just doesn’t know how to handle anything else.

⁍⁍ Very physically affectionate, in contrast to Percival. This man would give the best hugs.

⁍⁍ He’s great with kids, but sucks at babysitting because he usually goes along with shenanigans.

⁍⁍ Gets along well with Harry, and probably would’ve gotten along with Eggsy if it hadn’t been for his untimely demise.

⁍⁍ He’s like a golden retriever personified, and he hates sitting for long periods of time.

Sorta au-ish stuff under the cut

⁍⁍ He did not die, I am in complete denial, he somehow avoided death and comes back after Golden Circle. Maybe they find him while on another mission, or maybe he just shows up, I don’t know.

⁍⁍ Very, very out of the loop, but once he meets Eggsy, the two are certainly a force to be reckoned with.

⁍⁍ Tearful reunion with Roxy, who is also alive because I said so, maybe he’s a bit panicked because she almost died.

⁍⁍ A bit stunned that Arthur (Chester)  is dead, but oh well.

⁍⁍ Percilot. He’s lowkey had it bad for Percival for a while, but after he comes back boom it’s confession time, they get together, and they’re both happy.

⁍⁍ He’s so sweet with Perci and they love each other very much. Again, he’s such a dork I adore him sm.

#avi's headcanons #kingsman #kingsman headcanons #james spencer #percilot #lancelot (kingsman)

[thatblackravenclaw]

No I Don't

Blog Details + My Library

author note: I write more fics in class than I do actual class work at this point 💀 I hope this doesn't flop because I wrote this before putting in a word document.

Draco Malfoy x black!fem!slytherin!reader

au: lovers in denial

word count: 3k

warning(s): cursing, weed usage, smut, mommy kink, fingering, kind of d/s dynamic, oral (male receiving), i hate using british slang

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Finally some peace and quiet. The fire is lit, book in hand, blanket on lap, and no one in the common room, because Cedric is hosting a party. I take out the bookmark and lay it on the coffee table and lean against the arm of the couch.

“Hey, l/n.”

I was so close. I pick up my bookmark and moved my legs from taking up the other spaces on the couch.

“Hello, Draco. Why are you here?”

“I live here.”

“No. I mean yes, but no. Hufflepuff party? Ring any bells?”

“Yeah, but Pansy is there. I need a break.”

“Fair enough, but out of all the places in this castle, why the common room? You see this place every day. Go explore.

“Oh, but I love your company so much, so here I am.”

“Keep it in your trousers. I’m going back to my book.”

“Can you read it to me?”

I roll my eyes and pat my lap for him to lay down. He looks giddy as he makes his way around the couch and adjust himself to have his head on my lap and his legs hang over the other arm. The fire stays steady as I read chapter after chapter. Draco’s eyes are closed, but I can tell that he’s still awake, hanging on to every word by his eye movements whenever something silly or drastic happened.

There’s a bunch of noises outside the door as I’m about to start the last chapter. I looked around to find the grandfather clock and see that it is 3:57 am. Draco’s eyes flutter open and look into mine. He sits up and I pick up the bookmark again, knowing that is how far I will be getting in the book tonight.

“Draco!” I’m going to beg Goyle to stop giving that girl tequila.

I take this as my chance to make an escape. I stand up and make my way to the girls’ dorm, but before I can even take a step, I feel Draco’s hand on my forearm. I look down at him and his artic eyes are begging me to not leave. I feel a pang in my heart, but I already have to share a room with her, so I give him a sympathetic look before taking my leave.

.          .          .

“I think that he’s finally warming up to me.” Pansy plops on her bed while talking to Daphne.

“I think that you’re becoming more delusional.” Daphne responds. I almost snort at the comment.

“You’re just jealous.”

“You’re just delusional. Everyone knows that y/n and Draco are dating.”

I slam my dresser drawer and face Daphne.

“Now you are delusional. I was getting ready to shower and I get attacked unprovoked.” Daphne rolls her eyes.

“You’re both delusional. Pansy, Draco’s in love with y/n. Y/n, you’re in love with Draco. I’m going to hang out with Cedric. Bye.”

I don’t even get to rebuttal before the door is shut in our face.

“If you go anywhere near Draco-“

“Pansy, I will knock your ass out. Sit down. Don’t nobody want Draco but you.” I take the rest of my stuff and also shut the door in her face.

Out of all the people in this school, Draco? God, I hope she isn’t spreading this around. I can barely stand him, let alone be in love with him. How did I get in the common room. Fuck, bro. I do not feel like walking back up. I look around and find Draco and Blaise still sitting on the couch.

“Do you guys ever sleep,” I ask. They both jump as they hear my voice.

“Lighten up, y/n. It’s a Sunday.” Blaise says while handing me the bong. I set my stuff down on the chair before taking it out of his hand.

“So,” I start after I exhale, “How did you get Pansy to leave you alone?”

“Told her I was going to bed and would talk to her tomorrow.” He takes a hit and passes it back to Blaise.

“What an empty promise.” I chuckle.

My legs stretch out in front of e and I relax into the cushion.

“Wish I could get rid of her that easily.”

After 30 minutes the fire started to look 2D  so whenever Blaise tried to hand it to me, I shook my head, unable to feel my limbs.

“If all of Blaise’s exes had to fist fight, who do you think win?”

“Why are you like this?” He asks me, clearly exasperated.

“Probably Aaliyah.” I bust out laughing at Blaise’s offended reaction to Draco’s answer.

“No way. It would be Selene.” Blaise responds.

I finally gain control of my limbs as they keep arguing as to which ex would win. I stand and stretch my arms over my head, letting out a mix of a groan and a moan as my muscles unstiffen. I open my eyes and notice Draco and Blaise staring at me.

“Uh, hi?” I give them a weird look before turning around and picking up my bathroom tote. I’ll just take a shower when I sober up. I don’t exactly trust myself to consecutively stand right now. I look back in their direction and see them occupied with hushed tones. It sounds a bit like arguing, but I don’t care enough to listen.

“Alright gentlemen, as fun as this has been, I must return to my dorm and pray to Merlin that the future Mrs. Draco Malfoy is asleep.”

“Sounds like you wish it was you.” Blaise says.

“Haven’t you heard? According to Daphne, I already am. Apparently we’re deeply in love.”

“So she sees it too?” Blaise also stands while looking at me.

“For the love of- We are just friends.” Draco is standing now too as he speaks.

“I’m going to bed.” I don’t even wait for their response as I make my way to my dorm.

To my relief, when I walk in the room, Pansy is sound asleep. I slip off my pajama bottoms before getting into bed.

“Why don’t you just date Blaise instead?”

When is it my turn to be happy?

“Why Blaise?”

“You guys have a lot in common.”

“Like what? That we’re black and get smoke?”

“See! You do have stuff in common!”

“If that was the case then you’re his type too. Unless you’re rejecting your black side this week.”

“But-“

“Good night Pansy.”

.          .          .         

I wonder when Cedric and Cho are going to break up? Not that I’m praying on their downfall or anything. It’s just known that Hogwarts couples don’t last long. Dean and Ginny dated for like 6 months, Ron and Lavender dated for 5, and I think Fred and Angelina only went on 1 date.

“Y/n? Hello? You with us?” I look at Pansy and blink at her.

“What do you want?” I say after I come back to Earth.

“Shh! Draco’s coming.” She starts to pat down her hair and clear her throat. I make a disgusted face before looking down at my food. All of a sudden, the thought of chicken disgusted me, so I started eating the mashed potatoes.

“Draco has an announcement.” Blaise proclaims.

“No I don’t.” He says while sitting down across from me, but next to Pansy.

“A Miss Tracy Davis has asked out our young Draco.” Blaise says as he sits next to me.

My throat tightens and my appetite completely vanishes. I try not to show any reaction to the news.

“And he said no,” I unconsciously relax, “and told her that ‘a gentleman asks the girl out’ and then asked her out.” And I feel sick again. I drop my fork and throw on a fake smile.

“Oo, who knew that Draco was such a sweet talker.” He rolls his eyes before he started putting food on his plate.

The nasty feeling doesn’t subside as conversations continue around me. Pansy looks how I feel. I can clearly see the tears well up in her eyes. A twinge of empathy is felt as I observe her state of being.

.          .          .

As I lay in my bed, I try to sort out everything. I don’t like Draco. I’m not in love with him. He’s Draco. He’s spoiled and self-centered and pompous. Our families have pushed for a union, but we always refuse. We’re just friends. So what, whenever anything good happens to me, my first instinct is to tell him or that I volunteer to suffer through his family’s dinner parties every holiday. And so what whenever he rejects a girl I get a tiny bit happy. Why am I letting this get to me? Blaise and Daphne just got into my head and are making me over-analyze everything. I most likely only feel this way because the said something.

“Alohomora.” I hear from the other side of the door. Shit. I should’ve known that wouldn’t keep Pansy long I sit up in my bed and am met with Daphne stumbling through the door. I lay back down with a sigh of relief.

“Who was last night’s victim.” I ask after she drops her shit on her bed.

“Dean from Gryffindor.” A knowing smile lifts her cheeks.

“Nice choice. I thought he was dating Ginny again?”

“She got back with that one bloke from Ravenclaw. I just happened to have been there to comfort him.”

“You’re sick, you know that?” I say with a bit of a dry laugh as I stand up and go get my coat off of our cupboard.

“I’ll have you know; Dean came on to me. Not the other way around and he was in control the whole time. Thank you very much.”

“Yeah, alright. I’m going out to smoke. Wanna join?”

“Nah, me and Dean just got through about 15 minutes ago, so I’m gonna go to sleep.”

“GROSS! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!” I simultaneously close my ears and our door. Maybe Draco wants to smoke. Hopefully he’s not busy.

The walk to his dorm isn’t far. I’m standing outside before I know it. My hand raises to knock, but I hear muffles on the other side. I lean so that my ear touches the door. My hands are also on the door to keep me steady. The muffles become low moans. A wet substance is heard between every moan. I shouldn’t be doing this. Curiosity killed the cat.

“Fuck, right there baby.” It’s Draco. I clench my thighs at the sounds.

I almost knock until I realize that he’s probably in there with Tracy. My stomach turns and I back away, making my way to the common room. A fucking pervert is what I am. Why did I eavesdrop. He’s my best friend and even if he wasn’t, that’s still fucking weird.

“Fuck, I’m so sorry,” I say after I bump into, I look up, Tracy.

“You’re perfectly alright. I’m just looking around for Draco.” I stare at her, unblinking. Who did I hear in his room then?

“I think I know where he is. I’ll send him down to the common room for you.”

“Really? Thank you.” I return her smile and go back toward his room.

Could it have been someone else? No way. He’s an asshole, but he’d never two-time someone. There’s only one logical answer. He was masturbating. My pussy throbs at the thought. No. This is all in my head. The door is back in my sigh, and I feel my heart rate pick up. I stand in front of it, but this time there’s no muffles. My ear once again meets the door and listens. For a few seconds there’s no noise, but then I hear a whimpering. I let out a quick exhale. My thighs rub together to relieve that missing friction.

“Mommy, please let me cum.” His begging almost makes me open the door to help him cum.

“Y/n, please.” I jump away from the door and just stare at it.

I’m hearing things. That’s it. I bring my ear back and hear a quiet shout of my name and then heavy breathing. I stand in shock. Daphne was right. Blaise was right, but how? He has given no indication that he’s in love with me. I shake off my thoughts and get myself together. My hand raises and knocks on the door. There’s shuffling before he opens the door. His face is flushed, hit shirt is on but it’s not buttoned, and his signature slicked back hair is now a moppy mess.

“Y/n? What are you doing here?” There’s a detectable nervousness in his voice.

“Tracy is looking for you, but I can tell her that you’re busy.”

He clears his throat as he buttons up his shirt.

“I’m not busy. Just wasn’t expecting you. Do you want to come in?” I want you to cum inside. Girl, what is wrong with you? Behave.

“Sure,” I shrug. He makes way and I awkwardly shuffle in.

“So I’m guessing it’s going good with Tracy, huh?” I look in the mirror and assess my hair to help calm my nerves.

“It’s not.” My dreads swing across my shoulder as I turn to look at him.

“What do you mean?”

“Blaise and Tracy are dating. He lied to get a reaction out of you or something.”

You’ve got to be kidding me. You have got to be fucking kidding me. I sit next to him on the bed and notice a dent in the bed where he usually lays. I wonder how long he was masturbating.

“Mm, they still on that, huh?”

“Yeah. I was kind of curious myself, to be honest.” I nod my head and lay where he had before. I then take a deep breath.

“Oh, mommy! Please y/n let me cum! I need it, please!” His face becomes mortified as I mock his sounds from earlier.

“I can’t believe you listened.”

“I can’t believe you didn’t cast a silencing charm. So, how long have you been in love with me?” Red completely takes over his face. I sit back up and nudge him with my shoulder.

“I’m not in love with you.”

“Oh, totally. What if I just,” I take his chin and turn his face completely toward me. My hand slides down to his throat. Our eyes meet, “this.” My eyes go down to his lips and then back to his eyes. His avoid mine as he pushes my hand away from around his neck.

“That doesn’t prove anything.”

“Does this prove anything?”

I take his hand in mine while I spread my legs. With my free hand, I reach under my skirt and move my underwear to the side. I look deep into his eyes as I move his hand up my thigh and to my now uncovered core. His breath hitches as his fingers caress through my folds and to my clit. I choke on a moan but maintain eye contact. He gathers my slick and circles around my clit. I take a chance and lean in, connecting our lips. He’s hesitant, but after a beat, he starts to chase after my life. The room fills of slightly heavy breathing and my cum as his fingers are now slowly thrusting in and out of my heat.

“Fuck, don’t do me in.” I moan as I reluctantly pull my lips from his. His fingers leave me and I almost cry.

My fingers play around with his zipper. The throbbing from my clit urges me to actually pull his zipper down. I look up at him and notice that his eyes are full blown with lust and his lips are a glossy shade of red from the event that just took place.

Once the zipper is down, he helps me shimmy off his trousers. My eyes widen at the hardness that now faces me. He didn’t put his pants back on before he answered the door. The tip is an angry red and pre-cum flows down his shaft.

“Want mommy to take care of you?” He nods his head and I respond with a tsk.

“Need you to use those big boy words.” I slide off of the bed from beside him and slip in between his legs.

“Please, mommy.” He whimpers. I feel more slick leak out of me.

I reach down and play with my clit while caressing his thigh. My clit begins to throb again. My fingers slid down and gather the cum that has accumulated and use it as lube. I nimbly spread my cum across his tip and down his shaft. It glistens in the dimly lit room. I lick from the bottom to the tip. His moans fill the room, and his hips buck up to my face. I smooth my hand down his thigh to calm him down as I slowly take him in my mouth. My lips wrap around the tip and my tongue explores around. The tang of our cum hits my tastebuds and my moan vibrates down his cock. I inch him further and further until my nose hits the base. His hand reaches down and intertwines with my free hand. He holds back his moans, and I don’t like that. I close my throat around him and let the vibrations of my moans consume him. A drawn out “fuck” leaves his lips. I smile to the best of my ability and bob my head, stopping halfway down his shaft and let my hand jerk off the rest .

“Please, y/n.”

I let go of him with a ‘pop’ and innocently look up at him.

“What do you need, baby?”

He looks down as I continue jerking him off, but he isn’t looking at my hand. I look down and realize that a few of my buttons have undone and you can see a glimpse of my cleavage. I look back up at him with a soft smile. I discreetly scooch closer, so his view is aligned with my breasts and his cock.

“You want mommy’s tits?” He nods his head before his cum squirts out. It hits my sternum and flows down my cleavage. I tap his tip on the top of my tits and let droplets of cum decorate my chest.

Draco Masterlist

#draco malfoy x slytherin!reader #draco malfoy x y/n #draco malfoy x reader #draco malfoy one shot #draco x you #draco malfoy smut #draco x black!fem!reader #draco x female reader #slytherin!reader #slytherin reader #black reader #harry potter smut

[lighthouse-enjoyers-anonymous]

The CSH pipeline (aka my downfall)(aka my favorite band ever)

Last year around June, I listened to Car Seat Headrest for the first time, I think starting with Sober to Death. I had seen mention of the band before in memes about it being "incel" "male manipulator" music, but it was associated with a lot of bands I already had an interest in. My first instinct when seeing that something is being shit on is to go and consume the media so I can judge for myself whether it's actually that bad or if the fanbase is just being characterized by a couple shitty fans and if it's being meme-ified like Weezer. This has lead me down some questionable paths but I ultimately like this way of consuming media because I do end up finding new stuff I enjoy without being restricted to what's popular. I started listening to Mitski because I saw a tumblr post about how people don't like her work. Idk. Anyways I loved Sober to Death and started listening to their other top songs to get a feel for it. I think I mainly just listened to Twin Fantasy and Teens of Denial at first, then ToS and MBIKMB after a while. I wasn't hardcore into it and I knew barely anything about the band except I had picked up somewhere that Will was a furry (I have zero idea when I learned this but at the time I thought it was the most hilarious thing I've ever heard). I was just focused on my other interests much more (you know how it is). Fun fact, my ex included "It's Only Sex" on our relationship playlist when we dated in March, which

1- is an absolutely insane red flag 2- proves I knew about the band earlier than I remember Flash forward to February. I must have seen CSH mentioned a lot more on tiktok or pinterest or something, because I suddenly had a lot of interest in it. Sometimes I get waves of "oh god i'm a fake fan for not knowing everything about this subject" and that spurs some manic search to CONSUME ALL. I started listening to every album available on spotify, learned about Will's pre-CSH projects, and was instantly hooked.

This guy had written songs that spoke to me in a way only several other artists had in the past. On top of that, he had lived less than an hour away from me for the majority of my life (until he relocated to Seattle in 2014), AND most of his music was written at the age I am now. There was something so personal to me about it. Obviously, it was a popular-ish band so it wasn't really underground or anything, but it wasn't known by everyone so I still had the opportunity to introduce it to my friends for the first time. That being said, I still got teased a bit for listening to "sad gay furry music" :/ Touché.

Anyways, I then learned about 1 Trait Danger. Oh boy. I had heard the "Timmis" sound going around on tiktok without realizing it. God Andrew Katz is amazing too. It was silly, it was stupid, it had a new plotline to follow for each album, there was a discord server, there were costumes, there was Will Toledo, there was SO MUCH TO LEARN. So naturally I joined the Patreon so now I get some sick behind the scenes video game development content.

Deeper into the rabbithole comes Cate Wurtz's comics, which are mentioned in several CSH songs, and generally help to contextualize Will's work. Holy Shit I love Crow Cillers. I only started reading it yesterday. I have yet to fully understand what's going on because there is such a mash up of themes. It's entirely possible I made a mistake and managed to skip some crucial lore, but I'll figure it out eventually. Ynce Iche is badass. Other things that this hyperfixation has caused me to get into:

Radiohead and Weezer. more stereotypical incel music but I D K

Costume design? I'm in the process of building a trait mask, and I will make another post about this because I need help!!

animation, possibly. I'm hoping to animate parts, if not all, of 1 Trait Bangers. I have no prior experience with animating so this will be.... fun...

video production. I am ALSO in the process of creating a series of tiktok style videos to all of twin fantasy. if each one is about a minute, I should have... 71 videos. 1 down, 70 to go! This is cool because I got to visit the spot in Harper's Ferry mentioned in BL-I-D.

CSH livestreams. I looove the acoustic sound. Do miss the other band members though. Lots of his covers have lead me to find new music as well.

Will Toledo's tumblr. I scrolled all the way to the bottom of it and i'm attempting to compile a playlist of every song he mentions on there.

Will Toledo's spotify monthly playlists. That funky guy is listening to soooo much welsh folk. This raises questions about what the possible new album will sound like, but I'm down for anything!

Andrew Katz's instagram reels. I love these funky little videos it's like a vine revival with all of our favorite band members.

Will Toledo's high school bands/comics. The Mr. Yay Okay facebook page is so blessed I love seeing shitty home video recordings of them playing with a Ouija board.

New friends! Shout out to the cool people on the 1td discord server. game nights are always hilarious

Pop culture references. I have been convinced to buy several books simply bc they were mentioned in a song or his tumblr. also I started NGE and I will eventually get to Twin Peaks.

That's all for now! I should be able to update as I find more stuff to deep dive into, and as my creative projects unfold. It's going to be a busy couple of months in my house though, as I prepare for college. If I end up switching hyperfixations before I complete anything, I must apologize. But I don't owe "you" anything. I say to my singular follower, cheezbot. Hi cheezbot.

#car seat headrest #cshr #csh #will toledo #infodump #1 trait danger

[pearblossommina]

ToG Read-a-Long, Crown of Midnight, day 4

24

I’m sorry but I simply love Baba Yellowlegs

That is such a silly name for a witch and I love her

Chaol and Celaena are falling in love, love that for them. He has big Hunt Athalar energy, the more I get to know him the more Hunt-y he feels. (Sometimes I actually feel like every SJM man is exactly the same) (I guess we just have a type)(It’s always, breathtakingly handsome, masculine, stoic, muscular guys, with a lot of love to give and a lot of trauma)(and sometimes they have wings) (I like the ones with wings the most) (Chaol can you please morph into your final form and grow a pair of wings?)

Oh no the girls are fighting… don’t fight girls! You need to remember you love each other!

My ship

My ship is sinking

Nehemia, please, I just wanna hold your hand

I want everything to be alright

25

What’s going on? (It sure does feel vague on purpose)

26

Oh god my fucking heart is breaking so much

My other ship

My other ship is sinking!

Dorian can you and Chaol please realize that a love triangle has three sides and learn to LOVE EACH OTHER AGAIN

Chaol, my dude, you’re already imagining proposing?!? lmao

You’ve been dating for like a week wtf

(I know this is like medieval ish, I know, I shouldn’t be bringing my modern sensibilities into this fantasy novel lol) (but still) (like…. Dude, chill out, what is the rush) (maybe like wait a year before you rush into marriage) (you’re not even being coerced by your parents to continue your lineage) (can you relax, lol)

27

Ok - who took Chaol

I think it’s probably the rebel alliance

(from the note they left)

(But it could also be King Whatever trying to make it LOOK like a rebel alliance)

I DO like that he gets to be the one who is the damsel in distress. Go save him Celaena!

28

Yeah! Hell yeah!

Ah

Wait

29

Oh noooo

Wait - is this the kind of character death where, like, it gets undone in a few pages?

(It’s not permanent. Right?)

(Right?!)

(😭)

30

WOW WTF

THIS CHAPTER IS SO INTENSE

Was she about to strangle Dorian?

Was she about to stab Chaol to death?

GIRL I’M TORN UP TOO BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO GO WILD AND MURDER ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS

MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK THIS THROUGH

31

THE DUNGEONS

girl

WE’RE FUCKED KALTAIN HAS BEEN IN THE DUNGEONS FOR THE BETTER PART OF 200 PAGES

What’s wings and shadows

Are they fae

Are they shadow wielding boys

*sigh*

Chaol. I don’t even know what to do with you. Can you think of something else besides yourself. You’re allowed to be heartbroken - but like - how is it hard to understand that your girlfriend doesn’t want to be around you when she just lost her best friend so violently.

(I’m not impressed with his pining) (It actually kinda makes me sick)(Grow up, Chaol)

That was a rough read

I am pretty sad SJM killed my princess

Maybe she can be put back together

I mean, it’s happened before!

Maybe she just needs seven high lords to give her a piece of magic…. (Seven high lords??? Can you hurry…)(make her alive again please) (and while you’re at it make her fae)

(This book desperately needs Nehemia)(she’s the best character)

(How long can I stay in denial about this)

#I feel like I can’t stop thinking about her #and I’m upset #tog read along 2023 #crown of midnight

[emp-blast]

Caustic for "send me a character" 👀

omg hiiii Mar :]

(you already know this is gonna be long lol)

First impression: okay to be honest, I kind of was neutral towards him. I just thought of him as some random old guy 💀

Impression now: now i am obsessed with him. I haven't talked about him recently, but i still luv him. He has so many problems and his superiority complex is kinda funny ngl. like yes, Alexander Maxwell Nox, we get it, you're like super smart or whatever. doesn't change the fact that you take yourself too seriously for your own good. also i think he is very attractive,,, i mean he's got dilf energy sdjsjdjsjdsd

he's tall and chunky and has a beard and has a nice voice (coughs included) like,,, UGH he has no reason 2 be that attractive.

and his voicelines oh My GOD,,,, he can literally use me for any of his silly little science experiments idc 😩

Favorite moment: hmmm, i found it SUPER funny when pathfinder caught him on his murder spree,,, he literally yeets himself outta there like:

(i tried 2 find a gif but you know what part i'm talking about)

this situation is also funny because caustic was like "give me humans 2 test my dangerous chemicals on" and his boss was like "no lol" and caustic got so butt hurt that he chose to manslaughter everyone in that facility lmao. like??? that's NOT how you deal with situations sir, but go off ig.

another favorite moment is when he told the apex organizers that he'd take care of the oil spill problem in the water on king's canyon but just,,, Lied(tm) about it. he got this whole facility and just started making gas??? he just goes off and does his own thing with regard to literally no one.

ohhhh, also that one time when he wanted to gas the entirety of solace city. like i have NO idea what was going on in that man's mind but wattson came over and knocked some sense into him (she literally just shocked him lmao). i think if he were to get shocked everytime he did something Not Good, then he'd turn out fine. give that man a shock collar/j

also, i found this comment when looking back at the secret message thingy:

-I have a plan

-My plan is to gas Solace city

-THE END

like???? JSDJSJDS that's literally it.

Idea for a story: i literally just want to see him and crypto become brothers. that is all i ask for. literally that's it. but he is just SO stubborn.

Another story idea is something to do with him and his mom. like,,, i would like to see more of what they're relationship is really like. I'm not saying that Mystik was a bad mom or anything, but I have a feeling that something happened between the two that caused some sort of falling out.

Unpopular opinion: the fact that,,, that i,, i find him handsome 0_0

(at least i don't think a lot of people like him in that way???)

Favorite relationship: hmmmm, tbh i have NO clue. i had hope for him when he was starting to become friends with wattson, but in true caustic fashion he messed that up for no good reason. and in all honesty? he 100% deserved that.

lol can i say him and crypto??? like they are SO mean to each other. again, for no good reason. bet, one day caustic is gonna learn korean just to spite crypto and to figure out all of the mean things crypto has been saying about him.

Favorite headcanon: hmmmm,,,

i like the headcanon that he is bi,,, but like he literally is just barely figuring this out

Caustic: "Hmmm, it appears that finding men attractive and admiring their features is not a common occurrence amongst other men. I shall study this phenomenon further..."

he is oblivious but also he's in denial maybe he even has some internalized homophobia idk

hmmm, he's lying when he says that he doesn't get lonely. he says he's too smart to be around anyone else but i think he uses that as an excuse. like sir, you need friends...

another hc is that he likes cooking and is actually pretty good at it! He often doesn't do it because it's a "waste of time". but also because he doesn't have anyone to cook for and he gets a bit sad when he sets the table for just himself

he also likes to look at art, specifically paintings. on very rare occasions, he allows himself a break from his lab to go to an art gallery or museum. there, he'll spend hours just analyzing the art pieces.

he's a cat person. he'll probably never keep one as a pet as he doesn't see the point in that. but he will admit that they are not as bad as most other animals.

okay one more- he often overthinks things. This isn't out of anxiety or anything like that. That's just the way he's accustomed to analyzing the world around him. He has to consider each and every variable (lol) and thoroughly evaluate anything and everything. that's just how his brain works

#asks #long post #i feel like i didn't write enough DSJDJSJDSD #i miss caustic where is he??? i gotta know what he's been up to #(probably up to no good if we're being real here) #anyways thanks for the ask Mar ^^ #i appreciate it <3

[lavendertales]

My dearest Ari, since your requests are open, I was wondering if you could write something Christmassy with Javier.

Maybe there’s a Christmas party at the Embassy, some hanging mistletoe, and Steve pushes two pining idiots under it and they kiss before revealing their feelings for one another...

Love you ❤️

Annie!! ❤️ Oh I am living for the soft, holiday-themed vibes!!

pairing: Javier Peña x gn!reader

warnings: just soft and smitten Javi. you caught me, I’m a sucker for that.

gif: @hunterschafer 

Oddly enough, the Embassy’s efforts to get its employees into the holidays spirit seemed to be working.

Everyone, from the higher names to the usual agents were mingling with one another, drinking and exchanging information which was finally not based on their work. It wasn’t always easy t o detach yourself in that field, but for tonight, they could press pause on chaos.

Javier’s nerves were far from being soothed though. He seemed jumpy and more tense than usual, gripping onto the glass of whiskey as if were a life vest. The little ticks and gestures did not go unnoticed by Steve as he approached him curiously.

“You good?”

“Fuckin’ A.”

So that was denial. Steve watched where Javier’s eyes went and when both their glares landed on you, then it made sense.

You had been quite the distraction at the office, especially for Javier. Though he didn’t admit to it, his eyes followed you everywhere you went. Sometimes he went out of his way to keep you safe during missions, checking on you and appearing overall smitten. But God forbid anyone mention anything like that to his face.

But Steve wasn’t anyone.

“I’m not gonna wipe your drool from the floor,” he cooed at Javier.

His partner frowned. “What?”

“Come on, man, you’re embarrassing yourself. You’re clearly smitten.”

Javier threw him a harsh look, as ice-cold and vicious as he could before chugging down the rest of the whiskey. He took a deep breath, not bothering to respond just yet.

“Javi. Seriously?”

“What do you want to hear, Murphy? That I think that’s one of the most attractive people I have ever seen? That I can’t stop thinking about – “

You waltzed your way to the pair, smile painting your face brightly and eggnog in your hand.

“Hey guys.”

“Look at you in the holiday spirit,” Steve commented.

“Love me some good eggnog.”

Javier resorted to merely smiling at you, words fleeting from his mind. It was shocking even for Steve. So the latter huffed and gently nudged the two a bit further away.

“Huh. Would you look at that,” Steve acted all surprised. “Mistletoe.”

You looked up, chuckling at the silly tradition whilst Javier pulled at his tie, clearing his throat. 

“Well. I guess three’s a crowd, so I’m gonna go get acquainted with Hernandez over there. Have fun!”

When Steve left, Javier was left with a huge hole in his stomach, one that couldn’t vanish by an overwhelming amount of alcohol. 

“It’s no big deal, Javier, we don’t have to,” you reassured him.

“Is it okay if I –?”

With wide eyes, you couldn’t help but smile and nod. You had to admit, your own skin was afire the more Javier’s face inched closer to yours, his warm breath barely touching your lips, soon being replaced by his own lips.

It was soft and somewhat hesitant, yet filled with the kind of passion that only Javier knew how to provide. You weren’t a dummy, you heard the stories and rumors around the office, but you didn’t want to judge before you had all the facts.

There you go. You had your fact.

When you separated, Javier’s facial expression changed as well to a much more relieved one, though the crease between his brows told you otherwise.

“I can see some of the rumors I heard were right,” you teased him.

“What rumors?”

“None that should worry you. But some were right. You are a good kisser.”

Javier actually felt flustered for the first time in his life. One look at you and it was all he took to know that you might be someone special.

“I do like you, you know?” you confessed. “You’re a bit of a fixer upper, but… who isn’t?”

Javier swallowed, mouth filled with words he couldn’t voice at the time.

“I think you’re incredible,” he muttered.

“I think we owe it to Murphy, don’t we?”

“Great. Now we’re never gonna hear the end of it.”

You chuckled, pressing a light kiss on his cheek, shuddering at how soft his skin felt, at how warm that man could be in ways you had yet to explore.

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Oh God, do we get split personality frat boy Kate where she's immediately a responsible adult around her younger siblings????? Like "our parents are divorced and busy trying to one up each other professionally all the damn time so I guess I'll fucking raise you with the babysitters. 😒" GIVE ME THE DYNAMICS!!! PLEASE!!!

Kate meets Melina and Alexei almost immediately. Not because Yelena wants to but they show up unannounced at Yelena's place one day and Kate is there and it just...happens. Couldn't help it. She wouldn't change it (I mean, maybe just to reduce the amount of fucking mayhem) because she loves that they get along.

Yelena doesn't meet the Bishops for A WHILE. And she starts to take that shit personally. Like..."Damn is this bitch embarrased of me? They live in the city too. There's no reason I shouldn't have met them yet." Holidays happen and Kate spends time with Yelena's family but she NEVER even invites Yelena over to hers. Never comes up. It's like "We gotta go to my mom's in the morning and will be there until lunch then go to my dad's for dinner for a bit and then I can come to your parent's."

Kate leaves the room when she takes calls from her parents. Yelena knows there's WEIRD tension with Kate's seventeen year old brother. She's heard them arguing on the phone a couple times. But but BUT she does know Kate has a ten year old little sister who is basically the light of Kate's life. She's seen Kate talking to her on facetime and has seen her in the stands at some of Kate's matches. But if her little sister is there Kate will like...become distant. She'll take her sister to ice cream or dinner after games and just be like "See you at home later?" and bail on Yelena. And Yelena is like "?????????????"

Kate's dad is getting married again for the billionth time. Kate doesn't mention it but Yelena finds the invitation and it's like a week away. She finally blows up and she's like...

"BROOOOO...am I like not good enough for your fancy family or something? The fuck?"

"Leave it alone."

"Nah, what's up? You know my family but I don't know jack about yours. Wtf my dude?"

Yelena keeps pushing and Kate finally blows up.

"My parents are raging Republican homophobes who are in denial about me being bi and are still convinced that I will end up with a guy. The one time I openly dated a girl they cut me off from my little sister. She's the only good, normal thing in that clusterfuck we call a "family" and I can't leave her alone with them. She has no one to look out for her. My mom is more concerned with what the world thinks of how she lives her life than actually living her life. My father spends his time either too busy running the company or too busy having sex with anything that has a pulse to care about any of us. And that is how my brother ended up with a massive coke and pill problem that no one has seemed to notice but me. But I can't do anything about it because he's never listened to a single fucking thing I say. So yeah, you didn't know a thing about them and that was intentional."

Kate storms out of the apartment and doesn't come back for like a day and a half. Shuts off her phone. Goes full ghost mode.

When she comes back she's like: "They're the ones who are not good enough for you. I can't bring you into that fucking mess. I wouldn't do that to my worst enemy. I would bail out of it if I could but I can't because they're my family. I won't do that to you."

And basically Yelena is like: "YOU DUMB STUPID SILLY LITTLE BITCHHHHHH...I should have a choice in the matter...no????????"

"You don't get it..."

"YOU don't get it. I'm all in. For the crazy and the messy and the bad. I've held your hair back while you throw up chunks of mysterious, undetermined things after RIDICULOUS UNSUPERVISED spring break bets. You should know this by now. A bit of family drama sounds like nothing by comparison."

Then Kate basically spends the entire night filling Yelena in on AAAAAAAAALL of the bullshit.

"Still sure you don't want to run for the hills?"

"Feet planted firmly on the ground. No running."

So Kate is like..."You wanna come to a wedding then?" And Yelena is like 😳😳😳 "Let's meet the Gazillionaire And Ultra Fucked Up Bishops I guess."

AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN...come wedding day...Kate has to go get ready with her family to avoid drama that morning because she's about to DROP A NUKE when she walks into the event with her fucking secret girlfriend in tow so Yelena doesn't see her until she's already glammed up.

Yelena has met College Mess Frat Boy Kate Bishop but she's never met Family Heiress Katherine Bishop and especially not Formal Event Family Heiress Katherine Bishop. So when...THIS

walks out to greet her outside of the venue Yelena literally almost drops to the ground in free fall. This bitch is like "DID I JUST GET REVERSE CATFISHED?!" Jfjajfjakfjkakdka

As they're walking inside Yelena whispers into Kate's ear: "After whatever THIS is...if I ever see you leave the house in a wife beater again we're going to have issues."

Kate just laughs and keeps walking. She was back to walking around in them again like three days later lol.

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[lilousmustaches]

Work this out

Jake Peralta x Reader

Warnings: Ladies stuff, i won't say anything else to avoid spoilers. 

Notes: Here i am writing again after 3 years.... a total new fandom. I am watching b99 and i'm so addicted, Jake is the only thing in my mind right now and i had to do this. It didn't go as i planned, but i hope it's ok. It's small and english is not my first language. Expect more of Jake x Reader here, it's my first try and voilá. 

Summary: Jake and the reader have a friends with benefits relationship and suddenly she starts to act strange. 

Another work day in NYPD's 99 precinct. It had everything to be another normal day. Well... normal as it can get down there. But it wasn't.

 Immediately when you entered the precinct, Jake turned his head up from his computer to give you a smile and probably a silly joke provoking you. But his smile vanished as soon as he saw you pass everyone with your head down, no good mornings and going somewhere down the hall.

 "Hey" Rosa called looking between Jake and the hall you just disappeared. "What's up with (Y/N)?" 

 "I don't know." Jake responded confused as everybody else in the room. You were a joyful person, always smiling and greeting every single person that worked there. 

 "What have you done Jake?" Amy asked angry assuming it was his fault since everyone knew about yours friends with benefits relationship that has been going on for a while now. 

 "What? Nothing" Jake answered quickly indignant with the assumption. 

 "No, Amy is right Jake." Boyle said getting up of his desk and coming closer. "(Y/N) is acting weird this days, yesterday she didn't even wanted to eat some of my salmon cookies. She loves that. And coming here and not giving my good morning hug? Definitely something's strange." 

 "Boyle is right on that one." Rosa agreed with her arms crossed. 

 "I don't know ok?" Jake answered frustrated with your strange behavior rising his hands in surrender. "(Y/N) didn't went to my place this last weekend, in fact I had barely seen her for the past days. I really have no idea... maybe she's just trying to dump me and trying to make it easier." 

 "Or maybe she's tired of waiting for you to ask her out on a real date and assume her as your girlfriend!" Boyle pointed raising an eyebrow to his friend. "You should tell her how you really feel." 

 "Yeah, haven't you kept her waiting long enough?" Amy agreed. Everybody that met you and Jake knew eventually you were going to stay together. You had the same kind of humor and the same sassy tone. So it wasn't exactly a surprise when in one of the squad's reunions at the bar, you and Jake got hammered and started to talk and laugh closer to each other. Not a long time after that, you both disappeared going straight to his house. "It's has been months since this 'friends with benefits' thing started." 

 "Look guys." Jake said with a frustrated sigh rolling his eyes. "(Y/N) and I have talked about this. She's not ready yet for a relationship, she passed a hard time with that son of a bitch ex of hers. She needs time and I respect that."

 "Oh here she comes." Rosa alerted and quickly everybody went back to their places and pretended to be working. You came out of the files room discussing something with Terry. 

 "Okay (Y/N), we can work on that. Good job." Terry said with a sweet smile going back to his desk, and you to yours. You sat down in silence still not looking around organizing your paperwork, but notice everyone quiet and you could literally feel their stares burning on your skin. 

 "What?" You finally said looking around to your colleagues and everybody tried to disguise murmuring a lot of 'nothing' 'just working'. Everybody unless Jake. He was watching you intensely trying to figure out what was wrong. 

 Your eyes locked for a second and you could see that he was worried, and that broke your heart even more. This wasn't supposed to happen right now. Your heart was beating fast and nervousness took over your body. You quickly turned your attention to your desk again and took your purse pretending to organize something there. 

 "Good morning squad, today..." Captain Holt started to say walking out of his office but stopped in his tracks when looked over your desk and catch the sight of something inside your purse. He looked back and forth you and Jake. "Oh..." 

 "Oh what? What oh?" Jake asked fast doing his classic bite lip when he was anxious, trying to figure out what Holt saw that he didn't. 

 "Hmm" Holt said looking at Jake like he didn't know what to do now. "(Y/N) please come to my office." 

 Jake watched you get up and follow Holt into his office, closing the door behind you and closing the shutters. He strained his eyes shaking his head in denial. Ok, this was how things was going to go? Fine! He was a detective and he was so on for this investigation.

xXxXxXxXx

 Jake wanted to stay and see your expression when you got out of Holt's office, but duty called and he had to be on the streets all day. He put everyone on the precinct working on the case '(Y/N)'s secret 0.1', and every minimum suspicious movement, they were oriented to send him a message.

 Charles really took it seriously. 

 Nothing useful thought. Man he was frustrated, he solves all type of cases everyday but he couldn't figure out what was wrong with the women he liked? It was driving him crazy! 

 It has just grown dark when Jake entered back the 99, some people from the night shift was already there and he could only spot Boyle from his friends.

 "Hey Jake! Did you read my messages? Did you find them useful?" 

 "Hmmm... Yeah Charles, of course, thank you." Jake said after pondering the answer in his head although It was no useful at all. Charles told him every single one of your steps through the day, Jake wanted to know if you did something strange not your constant need to pee on that day. "(Y/N) already went home?"

 "Actually no, I just send you a text, didn't you read it?" He asked feeling insulted but continued when saw Jake's face. "Ok, she and Terry are still working on that case but (Y/N) got hot, she said she needed some air. She's on the roof." 

 "Hot? (Y/N) is always cold." He said confused but suddenly something clicked and everything started to fall into place inside his head. "I got go."

 His steps were fast to open the door for the roof and he immediately spotted you looking at the city view. You didn't turn but he knew that you knew it was him. 

 "Hey you." He said softly slowly approaching you until he was by your side. "I was worried today, you know?" 

 "I kind of got that.... Charles followed me into the ladies bathroom three times." You said making you both laugh. "So what it was? Like a secret case that everybody worked? How was it called? '(Y/N)'s secret 0.1?'"

 "What? No. I wouldn't go that obvious." Jake answered laughing nervously. Oh man, you knew him too damn well. "But yeah, was definitely working on that case. I worry about (Y/N). You were pushing me away, you didn't even answered my calls this last weekend. Sure, you could be done with our casual thing or whatever, but I know you. I knew it was not it." 

 "Jake, look..." You said with a sigh but he interrupted you. 

 "I was confused as hell this morning, but suddenly everything clicked. Yesterday you didn't want that weird salmon cookies Charles brings. I adore you but those are nasty as fuck, by the way. You didn't drink coffee when you got here today, you always do that. And not greeting anyone? That means something happened yesterday night that got you worried." Jake said and paused waiting for a reaction, but he took your silence a sign to continue his deduction. "Of course you could be suspecting for a while now, and that's why you have been avoiding me. Captain saw your purse when he got out of his office. He saw your tampons, am I right? Untouched. Your usual period date has already passed, and everybody knows when it is because of how much pain you feel. Usually stays only in paper work those days. Constantly needing to pee. But none of it hit me until Charles said you were feeling hot. You're always cold and asks for my jackets. Those are all symptoms of...." 

 "Hit me Sherlock." You said and waited for his right answer.

 "You're pregnant." Jake said finally, his face softening. "It is mine?" He asks feeling insecure but he changed his mind when saw your face. "Dumb question. Shouldn't say that. Of course it's mine."

 "I'm so sorry Jake, I just didn't know how to say it. You're right in everything, I started suspecting since last Friday but only took the test yesterday." You said starting to feel tears in your eyes. "And yes, Captain Holt found out in seconds. I just begged him not to tell you."

 "Traitor" Jake said furrowing his eyebrows. "I'm just confused on how that happened? We always use condoms." 

 "I was thinking that too, until I remembered that night on Gina's birthday that we got really drunk and had sex on the bar's bathroom." You said and he agreed, both smiling at the memory quickly coming back to the moment. "I am so scared. We're not even together and I..." 

 "Wait, that's what is troubling you?" Jake said feeling his hands shaking and his heart beating incredibly fast. "(Y/N) I like you ok? For a long time now. I just didn't think you were ready yet for a relationship, I was respecting your time. But oh god, I'm so in love with you it hurts. Of course it's not the perfect scenario, but we gonna make this work, I won't leave you to take care of this baby alone."

 He said sincerely looking in your eyes and you nodded feeling some tears starting to fall down, you hugged him tight feeling his strong grip on you. Jake kissed your forehead, rubbing your back to calm you down. 

 "I'm in love with you too Jake, so much, I want this to work out." You said softly into his neck. 

 "It will." He said giving a slow chaste kiss. You stayed hugged for a few minutes but suddenly he gasped and started to hyperventilate. "Holy shit! I'm going to be a dad. What if i can not be a good dad because mine abandoned me when I was little? I'm going to be a dad." 

 "Hey" You said to drag his attention back to you, watching his wide eyes staring at the horizon. You knew it was your time to calm him down. "You're going to be a great dad. You are already proving this to me by not letting me be alone. We will work this out remember?" 

 "Yeah..." He sighed feeling calmer looking into your eyes. "We will work this out."

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Sunrises, Waffles, and Weddings ii

Pt.1, Pt. 3

One Shot Mini Series Au (No Powers) 

Wanda Maximoff x Fem Reader

Word Count: 2651 (Not My GIF)

A/N: Hey Guys! Thank you for reading and liking this story. This part Is a little more background. There will be two more parts in this mini series, I hope you enjoy it. <3

Tag list: @xxxtwilightaxelxxx​

It's at times like this that you wish you couldn't read people so well… Although it wouldn't take a genius to know that Pietro wasn't happy. No, you'd just have to be insensitive, and you were anything but. "Alright why are you looking at me like that?" You ask calmly and he shakes his head. "No… no this is just all of a sudden." He tries to dismiss it. Now it's your turn to give him a look. "We've been honest with each other thus far… let's not change that now." You state firmly.  "I don't… like change I-i don't do well with it." You nod. He looks at you and smiles sadly. Slowly he finishes his beer and sighs heavily falling back on the couch next to you. "Everything is changing now… Paul and Sarah are married, and now you're leaving."  You nod, getting exactly where he was coming from and sigh. Tonight felt like one of those nights… long and sleepless. You take the beers and make your way to the back porch. "Change is scary." You admit turning slightly to see him. "I lost my parents too…" you mention quietly. Pietro looks at you surprised, noticing the pained expression in his eyes. "It's not what you went through, but still… My parents were great, loving, and so kind." A small smile grows on your face.

 "They walked out the door one day… and they never got to come back." The tears welling in your eyes. "I hated them for the longest time… I didn't understand that 'they're gone' meant they were dead." His eyes refused to meet yours. "I felt so guilty when I realized… but I was still so angry, so mad at them for having left that day." You sighed. "Are you still angry?" He asks, looking at you, tears threatening his eyes. "No, I'm sad… I'm sad that they missed all of it … Sarah's wedding, everything I guess." You look at him and ask him the same question. "I miss them all the time… and it makes me mad… guilty that I'm forgetting them." He answers. You sighed, taking a deep breath. "Are you mad at me?" You questioned. He shakes his head. "No… I-i I'm proud of you." He states. After that you both reached an understanding. Unspoken nonetheless you'd reached an understanding. Sitting in quiet contemplation you watched and enjoyed what would be the last time you did this. Reaching out for your hand he nods and gives it a good squeeze before letting go. 

Quiet chuckling knocked you out of your trance. Looking at Pietro he gives you a playful smirk. "You made quite the impression on my sister." He chuckles. "She will not stop talking about you. I think she likes you." He mentions. Your cheeks burn at the insinuation making him chuckle even louder. He gets quiet again lost in thought. "What if this week… we spend it like the old times? We can go to the lake, stay up all night and tell scary stories. The whole shabang!" You suggest watching his eyes light up. "For old times sake." You add making him laugh and nod. “That sounds amazing, you know what else would cheer me up?” You shake your head, telling him to continue. “If you would be kind enough to hook me up with that cute cousin of yours… What's her name? Martha? Mary? M…” You burst out laughing knowing exactly who he’s talking about. “Cousin May is a complete stick in the mud… She’s a stick with a stick up her ass!” You laugh at your own joke. He chuckles. “Not with me…” He states smugly, which completely shuts you up leaving you speechless. 

“As much as I love you Pietro you are not getting her number.” You say quickly. “You are better off without her, trust me.” He laughs nodding his head. “Fine then we’ll do your thing, a whole week of drinking and laying around sounds good.” He sits up quickly. "On one condition… Wanda gets to come." He states. "Of course she can come! " You say. "But only if she wants to come… you got to stop forcing her to do things." You state seriously. "oNLy iF sHe wAntS tO coMe" He mocks you. "Of course she'll want to come." You laugh, raising your hands in surrender. “Speaking of where's your lovely sister?” You ask curiously. He shrugs. “You know what would cheer me up?” You ask smugly. You burst out laughing watching as Pietro spits his beer out, coughing and trying to breathe. As soon as he calms down you pat his back, and look at him. “So what are the digits?” He shakes his head. “Right… I’ll just ask her myself then… I made ‘quite the impression’ Didn’t I?” You tease using his own words against him. 

The rest of the night was exactly as you had predicted. You drank yourselves silly, soon you found your way inside and crashed on the couch. “You’re sisterrr is um- she’s ah really perty.” You slur out looking directly into Pietro's eyes. He’s quiet for a long while, before he belches startling you. You stare at Pietro in astonishment looking at him like he was a god. “That’s- that’s gotta be a world record.” He states. You nod and lay back down. Staring at the ceiling in the room you hear Pietro begin to shuffle. “I think that I’m Wanda’s ‘Shawn’ and I-i just don't know” He says as he rubs his temples. “What do you mean?” He sighs deeply. “I feel like I’m cutting her wings. She’s always wanted to leave this place.” You nod. “I-i She just wants to make sure you’re okay.” You state confidently. He scoffs. “No offence Y/n but how could you know that?” You shake your head in denial. 

“I know more than you’d think… I stayed here for so long because I wanted to take care of Sarah.” You reveal making him look at you curiously. “I-i uhg. I don't need her to take care of me…” You hum. “Then tell her… It’s not going to hurt her feelings, and you’ll feel better about ‘setting her free’. I feel like she’d appreciate it.” You answer simply deep in thought. You didn't even notice when Pietro took off with his phone in hand making a beeline for the back porch. “I did it! I AM THE MAN!” He yells through the house triumphantly. You only nod your eyes heavy with sleep drifting off. You dream of everything, being together with your parents and Sarah. It was truly saddening you were happy as could be until you looked up and their faces were blank and devoid of any facial features. “Y/n?” You hear a soft voice calling your name. You jump up in a cold sweat, tears already forming in your eyes. You feel hands cup your cheeks forcing your eyes to look at them. 

You’re slightly surprised to see her intense green eyes looking back at you. Disregarding anything else you wrap your arms around her back and cry. She stiffens slightly in your hold but eventually hugs you back and rubs her hand on your back. “What did you dream about?” She asks carefully when you calm down. “I can’t, I can’t… I can’t remember them.” You pull away abruptly trying to calm your breathing. “You can’t remember who?” She asks. That's when Pietro walks in. “Y/n… What's happening?” You rub your face with your hands meeting his worried gaze. “I can’t remember them Piet…” Realization flashes his face. “Do-do you want to talk about it?” He questions softly. “No, no I just got really scared for a while back there.” Your breathing steadies and you begin to take in your surroundings. Your eyes suddenly land on her and you make a double take. “Oh God, I’m so sorry you had to see that.” You say apologizing for the scene. She chuckles slightly at our embarrassment. “It’s fine. I promise I wont think any less of you.” She teases. Gratefully you take the change in subject and stand. “What are you doing here anyways.” You ask. 

“Pietro Invited me late last night and said, and I quote ‘you should totally stop by, I set you free’ weird right?” She reflects. “No, not really It’s Pietro.” You state calmly. She nods. “But, we did want to invite you to hang out this week before I leave.” You say. She almost chokes on her own breath as her brain processes your words. “Wait… You’re leaving?” She questions softly. You nod a little concerned by the lack of reaction. “Uhm, Yes I’m leaving. You know I don’t have Shawn dragging me down anymore… And Sarah well she’s all taken care of now. There's nothing really left for me here.” You say honestly gauging her reactions. She seems hesitant, when her eyes meet yours a smile forms on her face. This made you really look at her… your eyebrows furrow trying to place it, the difference. This was not the smile that you saw all those weeks ago, this one seemed forced, dare you say fake. “That’s great, amazing really… You finally get to leave this place behind.” You grimace at her words and their harsh double meaning. The flash of hurt that passes in your features makes her stop in her tracks. She goes to say something, but you change the subject before she could. 

“So, are you spending the week with us… It’s going to be fun.” You ask, completely avoiding her gaze as you stand from the couch. Suddenly feeling the effects of your poor decisions last night, you rush towards the restroom and basically bury your face into the toilet. You hear shuffling and then your hair is out of your face. As you were about to say something another wave of nausea hit. As soon as you're done she pats your back. “Thank you.” You say sincerely. Changing the subject you notice her hand in yours. A small smile passes through your features, when you notice you give it a squeeze before letting go. You could have sworn she was blushing, but before you could make sure she was out of the room. Deciding to give her some space you get ready for the day, and most likely the week. After you’re ready you go down stairs, and find the siblings on the couch watching something on the Tv. “So… what are we watching?” You ask into Pietro's ear. You and Wanda share a laugh watching as Pietro screamed and jumped in his seat. “We were watching reruns while we waited on you.” Wanda states simply.

Pietro clearing his throat knocks you both out of the daze you were in. “Alright now that that’s over…” He says referring to the intense eye contact, he continues. “You two ready to go to the lake?” He asks with a smile forming on his face. You nod and smile when Pietro extends his hand towards you.  

Flash Back

“Hey, Y/n Is it okay if Paul brings his friend over?” You hear Sarah ask as she nears your door, leaning on the frame as she waits for your answer. “Yeah of course, but why are you asking me? This is your house as much as it is mine.” You state confused. She chuckles and shakes her head. Leaning closer to you she whispers in your ear. “Paul seems to think you two will hit it off.” She smiles as she pulls back a smug smile on her face as she watches your reaction. Blushing and stumbling over your words you manage to compose yourself before making a complete fool out of yourself. “Need I remind you that I am still dating Shawn?” You ask rhetorically, to which your sister immediately rolls her eyes at his mention. “Well, I don’t like him and neither does Paul. His friend's name is Pietro, I expect you to play nice.” Your sister warns before she wanders off into another part of the house. 

Hours later you heard the door open and the sound of laughter grew louder. Sighing internally you made your way towards the dining room where they were all apparently waiting for you. “Hi, I’m Pietro. It's really nice to finally meet you and put a face to the name.” You smile politely and take his hand. “Y/n, Likewise although I have only just heard of you?” You state glaring lightly at both Paul and Sarah. He chuckles nodding, but nonetheless he still pulls out your seat for you. Not long into that dinner Paul gets a ‘call’ informing him of an “emergency” that both he and Sarah had to tend to. After sitting in an uncomfortable silence for what felt like hours you both look up at the same time. Looking at each other for a moment you both break out laughing. “This is extremely pathetic even for Sarah.” You state chugging the rest of the wine in your glass. And to your surprise he nod s and agrees with you. So to pass the time you actually got to know each other, and by the end of it you were practically best friends.

Later Paul would grow to regret his decision to try and set you and Pietro up. You matched each other's energy, and you somehow just understood each other and clicked. A week after that disastrous first encounter you had, formulated and perfectly executed your special hand shake. “If I'd have known you’d steal my best friend I never would’ve introduced you two.” Paul states bitterly as he watches you greet Pietro. At that moment you saw the glint in Pietro's eyes and with the ghost of a nod you both proceeded to walk past him like he didn't exist. The foundation of your friendship with Pietro was your unrelenting desire to make Paul tick. Eventually you both ‘grew out’ of that phase, but still you remained best of friends

End Flashback 

Cutting back to present time here you were making a complete fool out of yourself in front of Wanda. You felt so accomplished the first time you and Pietro completed the hand shake, which at this point was not a handshake but a whole two minute choreography. You both had that ‘too much’ gene and you just kept adding to it throughout the years. You felt so badass, as you pulled off each of the steps, but are suddenly brought back to reality when you see Wanda laughing. You both stop and glare at the girl, still laughing. “You look like fools… Oh god and that little thing with the feet, and who thought it was a good Idea to sing that song?” You and Pietro both look at each other, it was a drunken addition of Singing We will rock you. “Don’t mind her Y/n, she lacks any class, and taste.” and easy as that the tables turned. You looked at Pietro and laughed. After that Pietro excused himself and made sure everything was ready for the trip. Before he actually left the house he yelled. “You only hate us cuz you aint us… Keep your jealousy in check.” You chuckle, shaking your head. But promptly stop when you realize Wand wasn't laughing with you.

In that moment realization hit you like a truck and you almost couldn't believe it. “Oh my god, you ARE jealous!” You stated as an amused grin found its way to your face. “Oh, shut up!” She didn't contradict you, but you could tell she was getting a little uncomfortable so you turned it down. “We can make a handshake if you want?” You state looking at her. She smiles and finally that beautiful, real, and truly breathtaking smile shone through. You could’ve died right then and there and you’d die happy. “I’d really like that…”

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[clocks-are-round]

Meeting the Parents PSA

Donut: I’m Franklin Donut from popular webseries Red vs Blue!

Locus: And I don’t want to be here.

Donut: Today we’re talking about introducing your partner to your family!

Locus: Your moms are here?

Donut: No, silly! This is a practice run! So, Sarge—

Sarge: *grumbly sarge noises*

Donut: You remember Locus?

Sarge: Of course!

Donut: He’s my partner now!

Sarge: By partner do you mean like… work partners? Partners in crime? Lab partners? …Boyfriend..?

Locus: Boyfriend sounds juvenile. We’ve traveled to dozens of planets and faced danger… and disco together. I would like your blessing to continue to stay by each other’s side.

Donut: *quietly* Oh my gosh Sam, that was so beautiful!

Sarge: What? Travel? Disco? When did that happen?

Donut: I— I was gone for months.

Sarge: Hmm…

Donut: After all the gods and time travel stuff? I said goodbye to you and everyone else at the hospital.

*cut to Lopez in a different location*

Lopez: [editor’s note: Sarge was crying about how much he missed Donut for weeks. Then he started pretending Donut was still around. It looks like he’s still in denial. What a sad, strange little man]

*back to previous scene*

Sarge: No, I’m pretty sure you were with us. You were at the wedding.

Donut: Yeah, we came back for the wedding… after traveling for months.

Sarge: Locus just got here today though.

Donut: Wh— *turns to Locus* Have you been invisible this whole time?

Locus: Not the whole time. *mumbles* Most of the time.

Sarge: You mean to say he’s been living with us here since the wedding?

Donut: Yes indeedy.

Sarge: Well that explains why Grif kept saying the base was haunted.

Donut: Ohhhh. Yeah, that makes sense now.

Locus: That isn’t what we’re here to talk about. *to Sarge* Do I have your blessing?

Sarge: Uhhh… Granted, soldier.

*cut to Donut close to the camera with Locus and Sarge facing each other in the background*

Donut: *to the camera* With any luck, your family will like them; hopefully not more than they like you, but also not so much that they want your partner for themselves!

Sarge: Well, Locus, if things don’t work out between you two, don’t feel like you need to stay away. Or if you need a new partner, I think I’ve got a couple more adventures left in me.

Donut: If something uncomfortable like that does happen, it’s important to communicate boundaries to those involved. Preferably by taking them aside later rather than calling them out publicly.

Sarge: I am okay with being a backup plan!

Locus: *backs away slowly then goes invisible*

*cut to next scene, Donut and Locus are with Grif and Simmons*

Donut: I’m an only child, but some people also have siblings to introduce. Like, Grif who has a sister! Grif! Simmons! How did meeting the in-laws go for you?

Grif: The fuck are you talking about? He already knew Sister. You know that.

Donut: Well yeah, but what about the parents?

*couple beats of silence*

Simmons: shiiiittttt I knew we forgot something!

Grif: Fuck, I haven’t even seen Mom since before— Fuck! She’s living in a trailer park now! I gotta go see her.

Simmons: Surprise visit?

Grif: Yeah. Man, I hope she’s doing alright.

Donut: What about your parents, Simmons?

Simmons: Oh, I’m dead to them, so no worries there.

Locus: That’s… unfortunate.

*sound of a ship landing and a person’s footsteps clunking down the ramp*

Caboose: *runs on screen* Guys, I’m back from visiting home and guess what I brought??

*sound of many footsteps*

Woman: *offscreen* Michael, mi ángel, are these your friends? It’s so nice to meet you all, I’ve heard so much about you all.

Caboose: Only nine of my sisters could come, but that is ok because otherwise we would not have enough couches.

*all sisters and Caboose’s mom will be offscreen*

Sister 1: Couches? We’re sleeping comfy tonight!

Simmons: We don’t have nine couches.

Grif: I wish we did.

Sister 2: That’s ok. Most places don’t have enough furniture so we’re used to sleeping on the floor when we travel. *quickly* Nose goes!

*chorus of several “not it”s including from Caboose*

Grif: Caboose, you live here. You have a bed.

Caboose: Still not it.

Sister 3: Fuck! Why do I always get last?

Sister 4: Probably because you’re slower than Michael.

Sister 3: Hey! *beat* That’s not true!

Sister 5: Prove it and catch me, weebasaurus!

Sister 3: Mom, Ronnie’s being a fucking bitch!

Sister 5: You kiss your kids with that mouth?

Caboose’s mom: ¡Cállate! No tattling. Act your age, all of you, or your character will be killed off first in our next campaign.

Sister 3: Puta.

Sister 5: Loser.

Caboose: Our family has fun.

Sister 6: Yeah, well we’ll go ahead and make ourselves at home. C’mon mama, I’ve got your chair.

Caboose’s mom: I can wheel myself, Maria.

Sister 7: Oh she just figured you were tired—

6&7: —from carrying this whole fucking family!

Sister 8: HEYOH

Sister 1: It’s funny ‘cause she gave birth to all of us.

Sister 3: Yeah, I got that. I’m not stupid, Stupid.

Sister 1: …I don’t like you.

Sister 9: Is it too late to leave?

Simmons: So this is what having siblings is like.

Grif: I mean this is just like me and Kai. Except times twenty.

Caboose’s mom: Last one to the blue base is a… ehh… Christina, help me out.

Sister 8: Toilet plunger!

Caboose’s mom: 3 2 1 go!

Sister 2: No fair, Mom, you got a head start!

Sister 9: So much for act your age.

*stampede noises*

Grif: Wash and Tucker are in for a surprise.

Caboose: I wish they could’ve met Church. I think he would’ve liked my family. But not as much as he liked me.

Simmons: Oh yeah. I’m sure Church would’ve LOVED a stampede of Cabooses.

Caboose: Yeah, I think so too.

Donut: Welllll Locus and I are heading to Earth tonight so that’s some extra sleeping space for your family!

Locus: Don’t you think tonight is a little too soon?

Donut: Aw, don’t worry! They’ll love you! They might put you to work, though. I hope you don’t mind helping with chores?

Locus: As long as I don’t have to deal with geese.

Donut: Alright! You are going to have to deal with a cock though so I hope you’re prepared for that!

Simmons: *mutters* Jesus. Get a room.

Grif: Hm. What do you think Simmons? You ready to meet my mom?

Simmons: Ready as I’ll ever be. I hope she likes me.

Grif: She’s not that hard to impress. Just talk about some nerd stuff and she’ll think I married a genius.

Simmons: Well I don’t want to misrepresent myself either—

Grif: Don’t overthink it, man. Just be you. But yeah, that’s four more sleeping places. Five if Kai wants to tag along.

Caboose: Oh, I hope she stays. She is the best at sleepovers.

Donut: Well, I think this morning has been very educational. What do you think Locus?

*shouting from a distance*

Wash: Who the hell are these people??

Tucker: Did I die? Am I in heaven?

Locus: I think I’m glad you’re an only child.

*end*

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not sure if this will rub people the wrong way or not so here’s a note: the decision to make Caboose’s fam latino was not because he canonically has a lot of siblings. I know that’s a major stereotype (which is weird because all the huge families I’ve seen on tv were white— though that’s probably due to a different issue regarding media) and I considered not going thru with it because of it.

The reasons for headcanoning this were:

1) Caboose understands Spanish; although he’s never seen to speak it, he perfectly responded to Lopez in English in season 16.

2)In the universe of my fics, Caboose is mixed. His dad was white and his mom is black. There’s weirdly very little depiction of black latinos in media and since I didn’t incorporate that into a character in my Queer Canyon series, when I saw the opportunity to tie it to Caboose’s family I went for it.

Also, the mostly christian-based names are because Caboose’s name is Michael. It’s always fun to have a theme with names so I mostly went for bible names. I promise you’ll get to know his family more in future fics of mine.

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deleted scene:

(in response to Sarge not believing Locus had been there the whole time)

Donut: We made a PSA about competition and why it’s more important to have fun with each other than to come out on top. And Carolina kept countering our arguments and in the end there was an all out war and I was not responsible for those fires.

Lopez: [I did not want to relive the tortuous experience of hearing so many innuendos. So I deleted the file. And then burned the video camera.]

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