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jazzybot4 · 1 year

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Under a cut because rage. More Flamethrower drama, this time with Bonus Morgynleri.

https://morgynleri.tumblr.com/post/706738832916283392/funny-thing-the-concept-of-shame

See, the thing is? Morgynleri basically accused Lily of the equivalent of sexual assault, in a dream, and demanded retribution and recompense in the waking world for it. That's the fight. That's why Morgyn stopped being friends with Lily. Morgyn also professes to worship deities that are actual end of the world death cult type deities out of Mesopotamia and Egypt. Of COURSE I was angry about that when I found out, but like I said in my goddamn screenshots, I didn't want the fight. It wouldn't solve anything. Morgyn was the same kind of self-absorbed new-agey-cultist my-spiritual-powers-are-so-strong-i-can-end-the-world-if-i-wanted-to egotist that was the same person who drove me to move across the country with a laptop case and a duffel bag. The same kind of headmate-worshiping crazy that I'd learned at the time to be incredibly suspicious of. I didn't let it turn me into a goddamn asshole attacking people about my own traumas.

I'm still angry, but it's not worth having the giant fight about it. It's not something I'm going to act on. It's not something that factors into how I treat people. It's incredibly likely that everyone I know will eventually do something to hurt me, because that's human fucking nature. It's how you react to that hurt that shows me what kind of person you want to be. Did you know, I don’t think they’ve EVER CONSIDERED apologizing for tearing our friend group into little confetti bits?

Morgyn never thought of themself as the instigator here, only ever the victim, and since none of us were bending over backward to soothe them in the real world and validate their dreams as real actionable deliberate trauma visited by someone who I had only been dating for...a couple months? Max? At the time?, but who wasn't actually fucking like...some sort of evil dream-visiting monster? Who never wants to actually hurt anybody?

I also really want the examples here of bullying that they talk about. What the fuck. What fucking things have we done besides try to ignore all of this the best that we can? I know JWP has been working hard to ignore Flamethrower as often as possible, except when people bring their drama and history up and she responds in kind. I'm not sending anyone hate. I'm not sending any of my friends after them. I mostly just want them to stop trying to use us as scapegoats for their own bad luck, bad decisions, and shitty behavior. That goes for Flamethrower AND Morgyn.

The only people here making this into an issue are Flamethrower and Morgyn. Those are the only people I've got any kind of argument with and it ultimately boils down to how Morgyn tried to use beliefs and spirituality as a weapon against Lily *first*, and how Flamethrower has lied to me, manipulated me and other people, and continues to smear my good name. They want to paint us as this cabal of evil masterminds out to ruin their lives, but COME ON. I haven't looked at any of their blogs since they blocked me, except when someone sends me links where they mention mine or Lilys names, or vagueing about us. I haven't tried to contact them, I don't send people to contact them by proxy, we're not interested in their downfalls because it seems to us that they're doing a pretty great job of masterminding that themselves. We don't need to do it. We don't want to do it.

If you want the details, I've got links for you. Feel free to message me. My anon asks are on.

#Flamethrower wank

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kentolove · 1 year

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hi!! i was just wondering how you got the “#mine” part in your masterlist to show everything under the hashtag?? ive been trying to work it out for ages but havent been able to LMAO, i love your work btw, keep it up!!🤍🤍🤍

thank u for the sweet words 💗💗 It’s a bit of a task heh but I did it on my laptop!

You’ll need to go to your account on the actual tumblr site. Since I made sure to have used the #mine hashtag a few times, all I did was click on the url of my account and type in a few stuff. My url usually looks like this (I’m breaking it so it doesn’t actually link):

tumblr . com / kentolove

So to get the link for the hashtag, I added:

tumblr . com / kentolove / tagged / mine

You can do this with anything! For example, if I wanted to do a tsukishima only tag, then I would do this:

tumblr . com / kentolove / tagged / tsukishima

After I got the link, I just pasted that into my profile!

#inbox #so basically all you need to do is add #/ tagged / (word you want to add)#then that’s it!#idk if this is a good explanation but #sorrryyy if it’s a bit late!!

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origami10 · 2 years

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My contribution for #ajinweek22 Day 2 is finally done! With the prompts orange/baby AU, I knew I had to continue my Kazuki story. Read here or on AO3! I also took some extra time but had fun and wrote chapter 3 in Japanese as well, it’s also on AO3. Unfortunately chapters 1 & 2 don’t have Japanese versions (yet…)

This is chapter 3, but it can be read as a standalone story!

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22249771/chapters/101445402

Kazuki, chapter 3

“I’m hoooooome!!”

It was one of the lucky days, when Kou-dad and Kei-dad were both between working night shifts, so they had slept through the morning and were awake now to welcome me back from middle school. Today might not be as lucky as those days usually were, though. There were some things I wanted to tell them, and some things I didn’t.

“How was school.” Kei-dad asked in a perfunctory manner. Or was it cursory? Vocabulary wasn’t one of my strong points. He was always getting on my case about it.

I fwumped down next to him on the couch and grabbed the remote. “Fine.” No point in bringing up that subject if I could get away with it.

I clicked on the TV and heard thumping on the stairs. “Hey, it’s my man!” Kou-dad appeared and came over for a fist bump. “Daaaaad, you know that’s only cool if you’re in middle school!” I did it anyway, and he smiled back.

“Oh, right, Code Geass is rebroadcasting! There was something about that on twitter!” Kou-dad must have flipped the channel and forgot to change it back. I didn’t know it on at this time of day! It even looked like the final episode!!

“Move, dad!” It was really getting to the good part, and he was walking right in front of the TV! Still, I grabbed some of the cucumber sticks with miso off the plate he set down on the table as he walked by. Kou-dad had his own plate on the far side of the couch, but I left one cucumber stick on mine for Kei-dad. He always said one was enough, since he liked sweet things more than salty.

Finally, the closing song of the series started playing. We’d seen it this episode before, but the song always made me feel a little emotional, I think cause of how Kou-dad had reacted when we first watched it. He definitely cried when it was showing what all the characters were doing after the war was over. Kei-dad still jokingly made fun of him for it sometimes.

“Hey, Jeremiah and Anya growing oranges reminds me of Kai-dad and Dad-Buki’s place, I never noticed that before. Do they have any orange trees?”

Kei-dad finished what he was typing and closed his laptop. “I don’t think so, but they could’ve put some in. Even so I doubt they’d be big enough to be growing oranges yet.”

“If they don’t, maybe they could get some!”

“Maybe. That reminds me, Kai said something about needing help picking something this weekend. Do you want to give him a call and check?”

“Sure.” Kou-dad got up and strolled into the kitchen to make the call.

I grabbed the cucumber plates and took them over to the sink and washed them off.

“Mmhm. Okay, yeah, that should work. We’ll see you then.”

“Dad, I was wondering if I could have a friend over this weekend? There’s a new game we’re dying to try playing together on the Switch.”

“Language!”

Ugh, Kei-dad was always telling me off for that! Literally everyone else says it like that, how come I’m not allowed to say anything about dying or killing?! Stupid. They’re just words.

Fine! “Okay, we REALLY REALLY WANT to try playing the game together! Is that okay?” We couldn’t wait another whole week! Everyone at school was gonna spoil it!

“If you’re keeping your grades up. And I hear your school counseling survey went out this week? Do you know what you’re going to put?”

Aw crap, how did he know?! That was the ONE thing I was hoping to slide under their noses this week. Now I had to try to decide whether to lie, or tell them what I ACTUALLY wanted to put. And I sucked at lying even more than I sucked at school.

“Would you believe me if I said my homeroom teacher told us those are old-fashioned and we don’t have to do them anymore?”

He tilted his head and gave me one of those side glances.

“Okay, okay, fine. I did get it. But…” Maybe Kou-dad would back me up here. He was always telling me to do my homework but make sure I had enough time for fun, too. “I… I was thinking maybe I wouldn’t apply. To high school. It’s just really not my thing, you know? l know you always make me sit down and work with me when you have time, Kei-dad, but my brain just doesn’t work like yours! I don’t LIKE looking at flashcards and memorizing stuff and writing it down.”

“Kaz…”

“All kinds of kids are putting down ‘Youtuber,’ dad. Do you have any idea how much money ajinshinchan and like, goodtimeswithscar make? Just because I don’t go to high school doesn’t mean I can’t make it. I can be a firefighter with Kou-dad, or work at a conbini or in construction or…”

“Kazuki.”

Kou-dad almost never used my full name. That shut me up pretty quick.

“I know you think Kei is always being demanding of you getting good grades and doing well in school, but going to high school really is a big deal. And it’s not even just to take tests and think about college. If you were working, would you have time to see your friends?”

“Yeah, I…”

“How about the big school trip? When you talk to people or watch TV shows where they all go as a group, don’t you think you’d feel sad that you didn’t get to do that? And wear a high school uniform, and be in a club, and work with your classmates on whatever idea you come up with for the culture festival?”

Maybe it was cause we had just finished the Code Geass episode, but it looked like Kou-dad was getting tears in his eyes. He must be really serious about this. I had expected Kei-dad to be against the idea, but I had figured Kou-dad would at least laugh through it with me.

“You know Kou didn’t attend high school at all, right?” Kei-dad’s voice was soft.

“Well, yeah, but…”

Still soft but getting right back to matter-of-fact as usual, Kei-dad said, “It’s decided, then? Bring your counseling sheet here, we can fill it out together. The public high school here is decent, so as long as you put in an application, you should get in, plus most of your friends will go there. Hm, any private schools nearby that…”

Uuuuurghhhgghhh… Fine, whatever. I dug through my backpack and uncrumpled the survey. “You wanna fill it out for me?”

I got one of those looks again. Kei-dad handed me a pen and told me the name of the public high school. He didn’t make me fill in the second and third option, though. I’d write in Youtuber and Firefighter later.

“Kai said if we could come pick beans Sunday morning, it’d be a big help.”

“I'm on shift at the hospital until 6 am, but we can go any time after that.”

“Any hand we can lend would be appreciated. So anyway,” said Kou-dad, jokingly. “What’s this video game you’d give an arm and a leg to try playing this weekend?”

“Not you too! Urgh…” Kei-dad rolled his eyes.

Kou-dad and I knew he didn’t like us using those expressions, but he was too much fun to make fun of for us to stop. He was a good sport putting up with us. Plus, I think he liked that we thought it was funny. And what are families for if you don’t annoy each other a little!

#ajinweek22 #Ajin #Ajin fanfiction #Kazuki

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lovemesomesurveys · 1 year

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1 - When was the last time you spent over $100 in one transaction? What did you buy? When I was doing my Christmas shopping last year.

2 - Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Would you judge a grown adult for doing so? I used to have several on my bed (I unfortunately had to downsize my bed so I could have this hospital style bed) and I see absolutely no problem with that.

3 - Would you describe yourself as fashion-conscious, or do you just wear whatever feels comfortable? I wear what I like and what is comfortable. I think what I wear is nice and some may happen to be trendy, but that’s not what I seek to do. I don’t care if it’s trendy or not. I have to actually like it myself and feel comfortable wearing it.

4 - The last time you got up from where you’re sitting, where did you go and what did you do? I still require help moving, so I don’t get out of the bed at all by myself. My mom helped me this morning when she was making my bed and readjusting things.

5 - Would you rather read an erotic novel or watch an erotic film? Neither.

6 - Who taught you how to tell the time on a proper analogue clock? I remember learning in school and from my parents.

7 - What’s your favourite way to make your home smell good? Do you spend a lot of money on making this happen? I like room sprays (don’t overkill though) and my mom likes to use those wax melts things.

8 - How long have you had the computer/tablet you’re currently using? Does it need replacing or upgrading? I’ve been using my brother’s laptop since mine went kaput almost a year ago. I think he got his in 2017 or 2018.

9 - When you’re home alone, do you make sure all your doors are kept locked? We always keep the doors locked.

10 - How often do you light candles? Do you just like regular ones or do you prefer scented ones or ones that make pretty patterns when they melt? I never light candles.

11 - Are you any good at taking care of plants? I’ve never attempted to, but I’d probably mess up. I apparently can’t even take good care of myself.

12 - How many surveys have you taken so far today? Will you take anymore surveys today once you’ve finished this one? This is the only one I’ve taken today and most likely this will be it.

13 - What are the main two colours in the room you’re currently in? Did you pick these colours out yourself? My walls and door are all white and my curtains are blue. My walls were white when we moved in, but I did choose my blue curtains.

14 - What was the last hot drink you consumed? What about cold drink? The last hot drink was Starbucks and the last cold drink was a Starbucks Doubleshot energy drink.

15 - Do you have piercings anywhere except your ears? How many and what are they? Nope, just my ears.

16 - Do you prefer taking baths or showers? How come? Showers. I haven’t taken a bath since I was a kid. I just like the feel of a shower, the hot water spraying down on me and the sound of it is just relaxing. I don’t want to sit in my bath water and have it get cold.

17 - What time do you need to wake up tomorrow morning? What is it that you have to be up for? Whenever I want. I don’t have anything going on.

18 - If you work, how often do you get paid? Would you prefer to get paid more or less often? I don’t have a job.

19 - What does your favourite pair of pyjamas look like? Do you wear them to sleep or just to be comfy around the house? I don’t really have like official pajamas, I’ve just been wear t-shirt dresses or oversized tees. That’s what is comfortable and convenient for me right now.

20 - How often do you wake up in the night needing a pee? I take care of that before bed.

21 - What apps do you use the most on your phone? TikTok, Kindle, Facebook.

22 - Do you prefer cats or dogs? Do you own any of either? I’m a doggo person and yes I have a German Shepherd/Lab mix named Princess Leia.

23 - Do you have one of those fridges that has an ice-maker in the front? If not, would you find one useful? No, we don’t have one like that. I don’t use ice anyway, so it doesn’t matter to me.

24 - Do you like wearing hats? What’s your favourite style? I wear beanies most often, but I have a few baseball caps as well. 25 - If you live in a household with pets, who is responsible for their care - both in terms of finance and the physical tasks involved? My mom and brother take care of majority of the financial stuff and my parents do more of the physical tasks. I of course used to help with what I could when I could, but as of now I’m not able to do anything physically.

26 - What’s your opinion on leggings as pants? >> I wear leggings as pants all the time? what even is there to say about it <<< Same. I don’t care.

27 - Have you ever driven in bare feet or do you think that’s too dangerous? I don’t drive.

28 - Have you ever walked out of a job before? What were the circumstances and did you ever go back? No, I’ve never had a job to walk out of.

29 - Do you collect anything? Are these things worth money or are they practical/sentimental items? I collect stuff, but they’re sentimental things.

30 - Do you have anything hanging from your ceiling apart from lights? A ceiling fan.

#personal #text #survey #surveys

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witchyangels · 1 year

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I need to post something somewhere about how I’m finally, FINALLY, able to play Dragon Age 2 again after not having been able to play it for roughly 4 years.

I need to scream out that I truly missed this game more than I realized— it being the only one out of the current DA games that I wasn’t able to play. One reason was because I was forced to uplift my life and toxic family members put all of mine and my husband’s things in storage while he was still in the hospital. I didn’t get my PS3 back until like 2021.

Before I got the PS3 back, I somehow (by a miracle perhaps) got my laptop, working beautifully, I might add. So I tried to get DA2 on EA Origins. Screen kept going black. Couldn’t do ANYTHING and I’m pretty sure I cried.

Finally got my PS3 back, but my toxic family didn’t put any of the cords with the electronics they belonged to, so I wasn’t able to even start up the PS3 until 2022. Started it up and put in DA2 aaaand the sound on the PS3 stopped working. I couldn’t hear the epic beginning of Cassandra interrogating Varric!!

Needless to say, I was giving up hope on ever playing Hawke again…

Then I find out from a friend that DA2 was on Steam… had been there since 2020?! Steam works beautifully on my laptop, so I had hope!

Hubby and I haven’t been doing great financially… so I held off getting it, even though I wanted it sooooo badly…

My in-laws gave me birthday money and when we were at a place to splurge without it hurting us terribly… I got DA2 on steam and hoped with all my being that it would work.

It works and I can play it again 😭 I can romance Anders again and just have fun again!!

I have a couple of mods— I couldn’t get hair mods to work and mostly got mods to fix dialogues with characters and got the cosmetic mod to fix the elves weird skin tones (and Merrill looks like her DAO version!! She’s so cuuuute!)

I haven’t gotten to the part where Alistair shows up yet, because I have a mod that makes him look closer to DAO version— I’m so excited to see him. He’s a Grey Warden, so I gotta wait until the end of Act 2.

Tried an Anders mod because I missed his ponytail, buuuut it needed another mod (that for the life of me I couldn’t get to work) to make it work, so I scrapped that mod.

I almost recreated Xena Hawke, my very first Hawke, who was a rogue, romanced Anders, and Bethany became a Grey Warden. But, I had another character in mind…

I created Vanessa Hawke, who is based on my OC that’s in DA2, but isn’t Hawke. I basically created the character she would have created while playing the game (yes, this is a Modern Girl in Thedas fanfic, I started it back in like 2018, judge all you want 🤣) and now I’m hyper fixating on DA2.

I already am making plans to play Default Mage Garrett Hawke to go along with the world Vanessa finds herself in. The world state for DAO will be the Martyr one— because it has aspects I like versus the Hero of Ferelden world state.

Atrina Tabris is in no way connected to the DA2 fanfic. It’s easier this way and I don’t have to find a way to tie Vanessa and Atrina & Wanda together.

Vanessa actually retains all of her memories (as of currently) of the modern world. She, however, doesn’t have a photographic memory, so after some time has passed (because DA2 takes place over the course of I think 10 years), she won’t immediately remember that, say… Leandra’s fate in DA2 or things like that.

The story is all over the place right now, but it’s my comfort at the moment when I get a second to breathe, I play/write/draw.

I know I still have commissions to finish/start, and I’m so sorry for the wait. My brain is going all over the place currently so I’m trying to structure my time better.

I had restarted Atrina in DAO, because she gets the sweet story with Alistair, but apparently I want the heartache of Anders in DA2 at the moment. And I’m jumping between my DAO and DA2 fanfics…

I got so burned out on Dragon Age in 2019… but here I go again, deep diving 😅 hopefully this time I’ve learned to pace myself… hopefully

#dragon age #anders #dragon age 2 #DA2 #da2 anders #rant #I’m so happy right now #Hawke #female hawke #original character

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magnificentstrangerchaos · 2 years

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‘To Do’ List (Summer of 2022)

So, I found the ‘To Do’ list I made at the end of June/start of July. It was shoved /as I anticipated it would have been/ among my other sheets of paper haphazardly thrown into a folder.

I’ll go through all of the points and talk about how things have been going, adding things I have done along the way to make it look like I actually did more than I planned for my own pleasure.

1. Fix Laptop

At the start of December 2021 my laptop started getting really sad. Like, bluescreens and tells me there is no Windows installed kind of sad. I took it to a place my dad usually fixes his laptops and I got a new HDrive and a new battery because the old one said “Goodnight” one evening and stopped working. It’s pretty good, well... better than it was before, faster too.

I might have to take it to the same place again. I tried installing Genshin on it once and it BS-ed. I uninstalled it and commenced with my work but it seems that ALSO if it overheats it bluescreens again. It’s been manageable, I have a fan and everything. All data is backed up.

(Side note I have this USB flash disk that is really messed up and all my art files/refs are there. I need to fix it and get them OUT or else I’m going to cry. I didn’t have time to back it up before the last drive died and this was the only storage unit that could suck up all 200K of my files.... Don’t ask, I’m a hentai writer and draw-er)

I don’t want to push for a new laptop of any kind because a dream for a ‘FUTURE’ experience is to have an actual PC. Doesn’t matter gaming-intended or not (probably not) that inevitably means I need to find a permanent place to stay since it’s a hassle to carry an entire PC around. Two-to-three more years this buddy needs to survive.

Might get a new keyboard though, literally anything side-bought so far would be implemented into the new boyo anyways. And as I name all my PC periphery, I will call the new keyboard Antoine (current one being called Antonio). Guess A’s run in the family C:

2. Fix tooth

At the end of my exams I thought I found myself a cavity. Turns out my teeth are perfect (according to the dentist) and it’s one of those small cavities that is fixable with good toothpaste and mouth-wash. To be fair, the mouth-wash I got (rec by the doctor) freaking does a whale of a job but it also tastes like every medicine you will ever taste at the time time. I’m 1/3 way through the bottle and it’s SO COOL because it’s the type that comes with a pre-installed cup. You squeeze it, fill it up, sip, do your thing. I’d buy it again.

3. Herbarium

...

I mean... I got a couple new flowers to add.

Petals of a rose a friend of mine got me over a sleepover we had; A tiger-rose from our garden (side note, I need to go pick some of its leaves because I only managed to harvest the blossom); A damascene rose; Two types of orchids

I think I’m going to spend a while just going through the entire book sticking rice paper between the pages where the flowers would go, just to have it over with. I’ll concentrate on it over spring when everything blooms anew.

4. Go out at least once a week

...

This is a personal attack

5. Go paint the seaside

Will do, that’s probably what I’ll be doing for the three or four days I’m there other than reminiscing stories/fics.

6. Paint the mountains

I took photos of places I’ve been, so that will happen in the future as well.

7. Finish the ZhongChi fic (Ch. 3)

Listen here, you little [redacted].

Alright, okay. So, I TRIED. ‘Dragon Gazing At a Sea Of Clouds’ was a great story, I really enjoyed writing it when I was in my Childe rut days a little before getting him in Genshin. Chapter 2 - ‘The Fox That Stole The Dragon’s Heart’ was also a success that I don’t even know how I came up with.

This entire thing was a gag, a meme I saw someone post on twitter about regarding Zhongli’s magic portable onahole (it’s a fleshlight) being connected to Childe’s backside while he’s in a meeting with the Tsaritsa. I got invested. And then pretty much slipped out of it.

I WANT to finish it, I absolutely do. I have an outline of what will happen - their Chinese-themed wedding, their wedding night, both tied up to each other, ears, tails and horns all out in display. HORNY hours, you know?

So, I really need some stimuli to get going. I’ve been unable to play Genshin for a couple months and while I’m obsessed with KNOWING about the game (I have it on my phone), it’s been hard to get inspired. I’m doing my best, I want it to be good. It just feels like I’ve been repetitive in other fics or I somehow accidentally wrote what I intended for ZhongChi other places.

Call it deja-vu of an unfortunate writer.

8. Edit ‘Aster Tataricus’

That’s a future project honestly. I wrote it in December/Over Christmas and the responce was SO GOOD. The person who inspired me, Wiann on Twitter is a gem and they still follow me. I also adore watching their works in general, they have their own writing done as well and it’s *bites fist*

9. Write Ch. 2 of ‘When The Owls Cry’

I still can’t decide if I want to make it ‘Owls Cry’ or ‘Owl Cries’, both have a meaning for me.

Haven’t gotten to that part YET either, but I did go back to Chapter 1 and I redid it after the event to feature the whole eyepatch secret and sending letters.

10. Finish ‘Lullabye For My Feeble Heart’

I usually never outline works and just write them out in one breath when I figure I want to, but this one is indeed outlined. I have the entire plot ready, each chapter sorted. All I need is to execute it, but as you can see if you read everything so far - I want to finish those that are on the VERGE of completion and then latch onto longer works.

11. Finish ‘Wish Whispered Upon A Star’

Aye... I recently posted the chapter before the last, so we count that as progress. I’ll force myself to finish writing out my missing lectures this week, so I can spend Saturday and Sunday on that (27-28/08)

12. Take part in 2022 MXTX BDSM week

I DID, but the last story is missing, because I took a hiatus due to personal reasons. You can find the series here days 1 to 6 available.

(Can you feel how happy I am for the easy access to hyperlinks? I borderline was forced to code to figure out how to insert stuff in AO3.)

13. Make the FengQing threadfic

Mmm... I wrote like.... two additional pages for it in my google doc and then scroll past it as if it’s a scratch that I want to itch but I just hover it instead.

14. Draw the Izora mural digitally

Haaahahahahaha.

I have to if things with CSP are getting as serious as they look. I can’t decide if I want to push around with art or press on with fics. Maybe I will take until December to complete whatever I have WITHOUT (lies) adding any new ones, so I can then concentrate on drawing again. It’s a pre-drawn thing on paper, but I want it digitally, because colouring would be so much easier.

15. Make new sketches for CandleHeart and Nyrian Thantis

I’m rather proud of those honestly. I want more portraits so I can use them on the different accounts.

16. Write at least one fic with mermaids

I accidentally forgot about this and when I read it I was like “!!!”

It’s on twitter, but you can check out the teaser here, because while it is complete in the sense of a thread fic, there is more that will be included in the final version that’s going to AO3.

17. Work on the VN maybe?

Yeah, this was a ‘maybe’ since the Visual Novels I have planned will be absolutely pushed back for until this problem with CSP has come to an end so I can know which programs to use and which tools to pick out.

18. Play League of Legends with M

WE DID AND IT WAS SO FUN, I love her. She’s a sweetheart. That’s all you need to know.

19. Read MDZS

I’m at... Book 2 maybe page 130. Book 3 came out not even a week ago, so I’m waiting to see which website is going to offer me that sweet, sweet money-sucking service of delivering it to me.

20. Things I HAVE done as a side-project include

-I got to stock up on clothes I’ve been ignoring my need for.

-I ordered amazing stuff off Aliexpress and while you may think ‘How amazing CAN it be’, I’ll do a little show of them when they arrive. I’m really excited, most of all for the pins I ordered, because I want to stick out like a sore thumb with them.

-I finally bought my brother his birthday present. He’s been waiting for it for SO long. After I finish with my work tomorrow I should zoom to the other tech-shops I know are around town so I can get two more things I need and then I can proudly go back home.

-I set a goal to hit 40 fics by the end of the year, currently we’re at 34, so finishing the stuff above will probably skyrocket me above that number.

-I finally got a new phone case, needed that because the other one was falling apart.

-Got two new wrist-watches because I’ve had an itch to wear one since Autumn last year.

-I’m getting a third piercing on my ear in October.

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unknownjpegs · 3 months

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gas money

Benji picks up. “Uh-huh?”

“Uh-huh,” a slightly distorted voice on the other end mocks. “Would it kill you to have some manners?”

“Slowly and painfully,” he deadpans. “Whatdya need, Til?”

“I resent you implying that I only call for favors, first of all.” Matilda says, her pretty sneer audible through the phone. He imagines her holding a slim finger up to count — middle, of course. “Two, I’m cashing in a favor for a ride.”

“Yeah, figured.” Benji twirls the highlighter around his thumb. “Wanna talk about how it’s a little weird to be askin’ me, of all your friends, to chauffeur you around?” He falls back on the couch, grinning. “Bit ‘trading agreement’, isn’t it?”

“Innit,” Matilda mocks again, dripping youngest child energy. “If you say no, you’re transphobic.”

Benji laughs hard. “Oh, g’off pulling that. Where?”

“You just did it, asshole. Down by the market square, I need —”

“If you’re using me to pick up groceries I’m puttin’ my foot down, you’re on the bus line. ‘Sides, petrol’s fucking…I don’t even wanna do the conversion.”

“Gas money fuckboy,” Matilda chirps. “Won’t you take your dear sweet starving friend to get food?”

Benji scoffs. “If I had one I would. Put away your plate and mine sometimes.” His thumb hovers over the red disconnect button.

“Shame,” Matilda sighs. “I was hoping you would give me a ride. Since, y’know, after I’m done shopping I was gonna drop my car off for an oil change, but —”

Benji’s already leaping over the back of the couch, smacking his laptop shut a little too enthusiastically. “Oh, man, I love helping my friends,” he sing-songs to Matilda’s peel of affectionate, jeering laughter.

“You’re a fucking dog, Benji.” She teases.

“I don’t wanna hear it,” he tucks the phone to his shoulder, jumping to pull his boots on. Glasses tip off his nose and drop to the floor, making him wince. They’re massively out of date on the prescription and several years old, weak from frequent drops exactly like that. It’s been a bit of a hassle finding a chemist to work him a new one, and so it’s fallen to the wayside.

“Shit — “ Benji reaches for them. “I don’t wanna hear it from you. Which one of us changed their entire morning schedule just so she’d keep coincidentally—” he stands, fingers quirked into quotes although she can’t see them, “running into the hot jogger at the park?”

“Maybe I’m interested in joining the track team.” She says primly, the hint of a giggle of her own evident. “Maybe I’m just really into the, like, intricacies of…the culture of... sprinting for like twenty seconds at a time.”

“Really into some fuckin’ five-inch inseams, more like,” Benji says dryly, switching it to speakerphone to shrug his jacket on.

“Jesus Christ, I hope so,” Matilda moans theatrically, the volume of which prompts him to dart for the phone and tap at the speaker button again. Roommates home, trying to wind down for the night while Benji’s just woken up to study.

He hears the rustle of fabric and her breathy huff as she throws herself down on her bed. “You finally gonna do anything but sit there in the car and stare?”

“You finally gonna find a real tall cliff —” Benji starts warningly. His keys are in hand as he bounds out the rear screen door, down the path towards the shit rental home’s gravel lot.

“Hateful,” Matilda says. “Ten minutes?”

Benji kicks the driver’s side door in the spot that unlocks it, and slips into the seat. “Uh-huh.”

“Listen to that album I texted you earlier. You’ll like it.”

“I’ll fucking hate it. Ten.”

“Ten,” Matilda chirps back. She hangs up first. Benji doesn’t hate the album. Won’t tell her that. He loves it, actually — Matilda knows him, and it’s got a good beat that he follows along with. Slaps the wheel a bit too hard, because it wobbles as he backs out and zips down the road.

#writing #ua #bp #mmr #college au

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celiastjamesoscar · 7 months

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The good thing (and bad thing) about cons is cash is key. Most vendors take cards now, but Celebrities are pretty much only cash (I've seen less than a handful in all the year I've done cons that accept card) but with vendors if you use cash then there's no tax or fees. I have a debit card I use for my collecting and stuff because that's tied to my bank account, so I'm literally bound to only money I physically have (you know what I mean). I actually didn't even get a credit card till this year because you need to build to do anything like buy a car, or an apartment, or a house (not that I can afford that anyway...) but I didn't want to transfer money to my debit card, so I used my credit which I usually only use for gas, eating out, maybe a hotel (it helps control the spending).

For I guess normal people 2k for a statue is insane or a lot (at least as everyone tells me...) but if you collect then 2k for this which it's huge and the 2k is the deluxe version so it comes out with a bunch of swap out pieces it's actually a really good price (like honestly, I expected to be more so 2k was exciting). Payment plans are amazing though, I love them and the only reason I am able to get statues like this and they're what helped me get started in the other figures I collect. Luckily the economy sucks, and most people can't afford to live on their own! Woo... I'm not scared to live on my own, but I know what it would look like, picture this: walls lined with nice display cases, each case holding a thousand-dollar statue or figures, then a big TV, and a gaming chair with laptop desk things, then there's a bed in the bedroom. That's it. That's the furniture. You don't even want to know what the kitchen would look like...

I personally prefer taking a card just because carrying around a lot of money makes me nervous. Having a credit card is nice if you can control your spending. I got mine earlier this year just so I can build up my credit. And I agree, using it for smaller things helps control the spending!

The fact that you thought it was going to be more than 2K blows my mind 😭 But since you collect them I will take your word for it! I can’t wait to live on my home just so I can decorate my house the way I want to, and I bet your own house would look beautiful and impressive with all of your statues! Those display cases would be amazing as well; I’m almost jealous of you!

#bender chats #anon message

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hehe i've been surprisingly good ^___^ i have been meeting with friends and cousins and thrifting >:) so im super happy!! :D omg please take ur time with the fic! get some good sleep in 😤 no pressure hehe we are also very excited for it!!!!! OMG HYUCK IS NEXT AHHHHH did you know that aside from nomin i've also been crushing on haechan lately WHAT IS IT ABOUT THAT (PERFECT) MAN 😤 im already excited i havent even read jeno's?!?!!!!!!!

im not holding up very well with sxf drought 😔 i dont think i can wait until october!!! HAHAHHAHA omg on that note i relate with green day's wake me up when september ends BECAUSE I WANT IT TO BE OCTOBER RN ! !! anyways i already miss the forgers i've been Scouring tiktok for sxf edits im: desperate

oh no have you checked with your doctor for your pink eye?? my little sister also got pink eye recently but pls dont be like her because she always rubbed her eye???? 😭 so stubborn but i hope yours heals quickly!! AHHH what games have you been playing hehe? and is dear m good i havent seen it but i heard jaehyuns acting is really good :o what can he NOT do at this point

i’m glad you’ve been doing well !! <33 OMGG have you been finding anything nice while thrifting? :o i haven’t gone much but it sounds so fun !! :0

also i’ve been falling asleep so fast these days HAHHA but finally i can post 🤧 IM ACTUALLY VERY EXCITED TO WRITE HYUCKS LOLL IT WILL BE KINDA(??) SLOWBURN TBHHH but i feel like it’ll be def worth it >:)) plus hyuck is the most outta pocket so he needs his character development 🧘‍♀️ i’m glad hyuck’s been added to the crush list tho !! did you see that video of him vibing to baekhyun’s song it was so 😵‍💫😮‍💨

OMG ITS BEEN A HOT MINUTE SINCE IVE HEARD OF GREEN DAY BUT YOURE SO RIGHT god it feels so weird without waiting for those episodes to drop 😭 im glad the season’s longer but how do i waittttt D; this is why i hate watching shows while they’re ongoing LMAOAO I JUST PREFER BINGING ALL THE EPS WHEN ITS COMPLETED

but yes i think mine’s mostly all better by now !!! i think it was only bad the first few days and now it’s all good :oo HONESTLY SORT OF A BLOW TO MY EGO THAT I GOT IT HAHAH but that was also part of the reason i couldn’t even get my jeno fic done HAHAH every time i opened my laptop that eye would get all blurry LOLL but my vision is A-okay now 😎

also i was playing undertale but now my attention’s on omori !! i’m also playing animal crossing and pokémon >:)) and the new bts island game LOLL i need to catch up on genshin as well bc KAZUHAAAAA 🤩 hbu tho love ?? any games you’ve been into? :o

AHH YES I WAS SO SO PROUD OF JAEHYUN HE DID SO WELL !! ♡ i’ve only watched an episode and a half tbh but i saw clips of other scenes on tiktok and twitter and he looks so cool :‘)) i was waiting for the rest of the eps so i can watch the rest so maybe i’ll get to that soon !!

#asks #jaemboi64 #fic: netflix and chill

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stayathomesurveys · 2 years

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058.

When’s the last time you got your car serviced? What did you have done? Um, maybe a couple months ago for an oil change and filter change. Not sure.

How often do you need to charge your phone? Daily.

Have you ever needed to call a plumber before? No.

Do you or anyone in your family own a boat? Nope.

Do you own a desktop computer or a laptop? Both, but I only use my laptop.

What day does your garbage have to go out to the curb for collection? I don’t know. We have multiple trash chutes on each floor. All I do is take my trash and recycling to the chutes and forget about it.

Have you ever licked a dog back after it licked you? No?

What did you last use an envelope for? What color was the envelope? Thank you card. White.

What’s your favorite flavor lollipop? Cherry.

Have you ever eaten dairy-free ice cream before? Maybe, not sure.

What pictures are on your mailing stamps? I don’t have stamps, I don’t mail letters.

Is there a flavor of popsicle that you do not enjoy? I don’t know.

Do you prefer fry cake or glazed type doughnuts, or ones with filling inside? Any.

Have you ever broken a mirror before? Yes.

Do you pop your pimples or leave them alone? I pop them and pick at them. I know it’s bad and I’m always preaching skin care but I cannot help it. I just can’t. I HAVE to pick at them and cannot stop lmao.

Did you participate in school spirit dress up days? Not really. Every once in a while if a friend was doing it with me, but I never went all out.

Have you ever danced while using your hairbrush as a microphone? Yes.

Who is your favorite character from That 70’s Show (if you’ve seen it and enjoyed it) Jackie and Hyde. I completely blanked on his name and definitely had to google it.

Do you prefer hot tea or iced tea? Iced tea.

What is your opinion about hunting? I know that it’s “okay” if it’s humane and not solely for sport, but it is not something that I ever wish to take part in or talk about/hear about. I don’t know if I could date a guy that hunts because of that lol.

What is something that scares you? Growing older.

Would you rather play Mario Party or Mario Kart? I think Mario Party was the game on the Wii that I really, really liked. So I’ll go with that. But I also do love Mario Kart.

Have you ever played The Sims? Which version do you feel is the best? Yes. Sims 4.

Do you know anyone who has a hedgehog for a pet? No. I think I used to know someone who did, in high school.

Do you remember the older games like Pong and Pac-Man? Have you ever played them? Yes.

Have you ever been stoned before? I guess... the one time that I actually felt something after smoking weed. I literally cried in a McDonald’s bathroom and that was it. But I was crying because guys are assholes and I think the weed just kind of exasperated the anxiety and sadness etc that I was feeling. I remember just feeling sad and kind of scared/uncomfy, despite being safe lol.

Who baked your last birthday cake for you? Probably myself? I don’t know. I haven’t had a homemade cake in a minute. I usually have ice cream cake on my birthday.

Do you make an effort to recycle whenever possible? Not as much as I would like to say that I do.

How many drinks or shots does it take you to get drunk? I don’t know, I don’t really drink anymore. I haven’t gotten drunk since 2017.

Have you ever been to a Bar Mitzvah? No.

Has anything ever blown away from your yard or backyard during a wind storm? Did you get it back? Yes. No, I don’t think so? I don’t remember.

Is autumn your favorite season? I like it.

Have you ever climbed a tree? Not completely. I attempted plenty of times as a kid but never made it very far, lol.

Did you grow up with strict parents, easygoing parents, or overprotective parents? A little strict and overprotective but not helicopter parents or crazy strict parents. Compared to some of my high school friends’ parents, mine were easygoing.

How high can you jump? Not very high.

Have you ever been in a car accident before? Yeah.

How many forms of identification do you have in your wallet? My ID and my social security card.

What’s the last thing you were forced (or felt forced) into doing? I don’t know.

When’s the last time you mowed your lawn? I don’t have to mow the lawn. I have never mowed a lawn in my life, anyway.

Do you have health insurance? No.

Do you carry around any photos of others with you? No.

How often do you shave? At least once a week.

How much cash do you have on you right now? I have a few dollars in the closet but that’s it for actual, physical cash.

Can you see your bedroom floor if you go in there right now? Yes. I am in my bedroom and my floor is clean, lol.

Do you use a credit or debit card? Both.

Are there any keychains on your keys? Yeah.

Does your house have more hanging lights, standing lamps, or tabletop lamps? I have two tabletop lamps and a standing lamp. The rest of the lighting is overhead.

Pick a cracker: graham, animal, saltine, or Ritz. Ritz.

Have you ever eaten a cold soup before? Yup.

When’s the last time you fell out of bed? Were you having a dream when it happened? It’s been many years.

How quickly do you fall for a love interest/crush? I don’t know, too quickly I guess.

Do you prefer regular swings or tire swings? Regular.

Can you fall asleep sitting up? I can but only if I’m like, really tired.

How hot/spicy do you like your chili? I like a kick but not very spicy.

Do you know anyone who is allergic to peanut butter? No.

Do you have your driver’s license? How old were you when you got it? No.

What toppings would you like on your nachos? Cheese.

Do you know anyone who is lactose intolerant? Yes.

If you had the opportunity to move anywhere in the world, where would you choose, and why? I don’t know.

Do you know anyone who suffers from seizures? No.

What are some of your favorite pizza toppings? Cheese.

If you were trapped in the wilderness, how long do you think you’d be able to survive? Not long.

what color are the scissors in your house? We have a black pair for like meat I guess, and a blue pair for whatever else.

When’s the last time you mailed a package, and to where? A couple days ago, to 2 people - one bought shoes and the other bought scrubs from my Poshmark.

Do you know how to make origami? No.

Has anyone ever keyed your car before? I don’t have a car.

Do you tend to string people along? Yeah.

How many different types of tape do you have in your home? One.

What is something in your “junk drawer” at home? Cat nip.

Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? I guess, I don’t know.

If you have a fireplace where you live, is it fake or real? Not in my apartment unit but in my building we have a few fireplaces.

Have you ever gotten a flat tire before? Yeah.

Is broccoli your favorite green vegetable? If not, what is it? It used to be but lately I have not been enjoying it.

Has your house ever gotten egged before? No.

What is one of your biggest pet peeves? People who eat loudly.

Do you buy real or fake Christmas trees? Fake.

Did you get an allowance, growing up? No.

Did you vote in the most recent presidential election? Yes.

Have you ever tried a potato latke before? Was it delicious? Yes and yes.

What type of engagement ring would you like? I don’t know.

When going to college, would you prefer to commute or to dorm? I was scared to live in a dorm. When I went to college in my hometown, I commuted. When I went to college in San Antonio, I lived in a student apartment across the street so I walked/took the shuttle. I also stayed with my then-boyfriend a lot, so I would commute to school as well.

Have you ever had to wear an eye patch before? No.

Do you feel that college is necessary in order to be successful? Not for everyone but it can certainly be helpful.

How many times in your life have you passed out/fainted? None.

Does your vehicle have 4-wheel drive? I don’t think so. I don’t know.

Have you ever given yourself a haircut as a child? I would cut random pieces of my hair and bangs, but I never gave myself a full haircut.

Do you have any plans for this weekend? No.

Have you invested in any sort of stocks? Yeah, a little bit.

Do you build a gingerbread house at Christmastime? , No, I would like to.

Are you more likely to save money or spend money? Spend :(

How often do you communicate with your parents? Every week or so.

Who is your oldest living relatiive? No idea.

Does your job come with a retirement plan? It did. I actually just withdrew all of my retirement :(

What’s something you do at night that you don’t do during the daytime? I don’t know.

Have you ever gambled before? No.

Have you ever tried a pierogi before? Yesssssss.

Have you ever blacked out from drinking? Yeah.

#survey

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thedeskside · 2 years

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A Barcelona Story

I haven’t gone on vacation since 2017…and even then, I remember using my time in Panama to work (while melting during a heat wave). Last week was the first time that I actually took a real vacation, and didn’t work. … okay, so, I brought my laptop, just in case, but I didn’t even use it. That’s a first for me.

Instead, I decided to throw myself headfirst into the tourist experience. Frankly, Air Canada made this trip start as an epic shit show from the very start. They booked on a connecting flight…leaving at the SAME TIME as our first flight. How? Why? Worst, why did it take one and half hours for someone to figure out how to correct it?

Then, instead of taking two flights, they told us we would need to do four—Cincinnati to Toronto to Frankfurt to Barcelona…again…WHY?! And not a single “why” was answered. When we arrived in Toronto they made our plane wait 20 minutes for customs…which made us miss our connecting flight.

After three hours of being tossed back and forth and not being told what the next step was, Air Canada made go through the customs process only to tell us AFTER everything that happened that we would need to stay in Toronto for the night because there were no more flights out until the red eye to Barcelona the following day.

At 2am we took a cab to the hotel assigned to us and thankfully left on our red eye without a hitch—until we arrived in Barcelona, of course.

After having three different people reassure us that our luggage would be following our flight pattern, we find that neither my nor my fiance’s suitcases had arrived. In fact, they were in two different countries that had no business with us. Somehow, mine ended up in Montreal, untraceable for two days until it finally arrived on the third. Luckily, my finance’s came from Frankfurt…again…how did this piece of luggage get on the Frankfurt flight THAT WE MISSED?!

Spoiler alert: no answers…ever…from anyone at Air Canada. I’ve come to the conclusion that Air Canada enjoys their incompetence, and they must absolutely want us all to hurl insults at their staff for this. I’m convinced. Prove me wrong. Please, God!

The drama really got to me, but finally, I decided not to let this sour my trip or experience in Barcelona. I had a great fucking time; I ate everything that I wanted, saw everything that I wanted, and experienced everything that I wanted. I have no regrets.

And, thankfully, coming home was nowhere near as fucked as our departure.

Lesson learned: never fly Air Canada, even if your life depends on it, unless you’re ready to get epically fucked in the most insignificantly insufferable ways possible.

Places I Jaw-Dropped At:

Casa Batlló

La Sagrada Familia

anything in the Gothic Quarter

Anything Antoni Gaudi touched, peed on, or breathed near

Every. Single. Restaurant. (Seriously, not a single bad meal was had!)

Las Ramblas: shop, walk, and sightsee all at once

The beaches (…you could go topless at some.)

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#travel #travel diary #diary #COVID Diaries #COVID-19 #places #journal #shopping

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frostedfaves · 2 years

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Cloud Nine

The Honey Collection

Pairing: dark!CEO!Natasha Romanoff x fem!reader

Summary: Monica’s return to the office leaves you wanting more.

Warnings: dark!fic (18+ ONLY), mommy kink, a lil bit of smut: oral, fingering, overstimulation, edging, light bondage(?), Natasha being sneaky again

A/N: it’s 1:20am but I’m still not in bed yet so challenge completed! anyway demon!Wanda up next (maybe)

The clock on your laptop changes from 10:59 to 11:00, and your eyes almost instantly flicker over to the door. Every day last week, there’d been flowers or an item you’d been eyeing online arriving at the exact same time. They were delivered to Natasha’s office with your name on them, and although she’d never admit to being behind it, her meaningful glances and gentle touches when no one was looking gave it away. Yes, she was touching you again, and it was just as thrilling as when she was a bit rough with you.

“Looking for something?”

“Um, nope,” you quickly assure Natasha as you meet her gaze across the room. “Just daydreaming a bit, I guess.”

“If you want to keep your head in the clouds, I suppose I could get some printed on my underwear.”

Before you can even begin to craft a response, the doorknob turns and a person you never thought you’d be disappointed to see walks in with her usual wide and welcoming grin.

“I’m back! Did you miss me?”

“Definitely didn’t miss you entering my office without permission.” Natasha rolls her eyes while rounding her desk to hug Monica in greeting. “Glad you made it safely, Rambeau.”

“There’s my incredible counterpart!” Monica nods at you while you wave back. “Romanoff didn’t give you any trouble, did she?”

“That’s your nickname, Lieutenant.”

“Whatever,” Monica laughs when she’s playfully shoved and returns the favor before turning to you. “I’m actually about to leave again in a moment, but I’ll see you at your usual spot tomorrow, yeah?”

You and Natasha both bid Monica cheery farewells and a noticeable silence falls over the room once she’s completely gone. Not wanting to acknowledge your inevitable departure just yet, you return to the documents you were drafting until Natasha decides to partially close your laptop with one finger.

“The reason you didn’t receive anything today…” she broke the silence with her tone just above a whisper. “...is because I’ve decided not to waste anymore time on a woman too shy to use her words.”

Natasha’s statement rang true, you’d come to discover in the following week. The two of you barely cross paths now that you’ve returned to your original workspace, and on the off chance you do see her, she’s almost subtle in ignoring your presence. Almost. The lack of attention and physical touch bother you far more than you expected it to, so much that you find yourself barging into her office while Monica’s out for lunch.

“I see you’ve forgotten how to knock since you left,” she chastises you immediately and holds back her smirk when you shrink under her glare. “What do you need?”

“I need to talk to you, preferably within the walls of your home...or mine if you don’t mind being around the middle class.”

“Don’t be cute.” Her tone is corrective, but you notice her interest. “What’s this meeting for? Business or pleasure?”

“I guess technically it’s both,” you admit with a shrug, turning to leave her office before she can respond and letting out a heavy breath once you’re back at your desk.

“Hey, you alright?” Monica asks once she’s back in the room and you meet her eyes with a smile.

“Yeah, why do you ask?”

“You just seem nervous or something. Is there a hot date tonight?”

“Um...” you let out a chuckle that definitely showcases nerves and Monica stops you with a dismissive wave of her hand.

“Sorry, forget I said anything. I wouldn’t want to tell my boss who I was sleeping with either,” she laughs and you force yourself to join in. “Anyway, is there anything from Dr. Lewis in that pile?”

The sun is beginning to set by the time you reach Natasha’s building for a second time, breezing through security even faster now, but you’re greeted with a closed door this time. Natasha finally appears a minute after you knock, this time wearing loose black pants and a matching tank top. She steps aside as you enter, locking the door behind you and rounding the couch to gather some especially shiny tools into a bag on the coffee table.

“Did I come at a bad time?”

“No,” she answers nonchalantly, hoisting the zipped bag over her shoulder, and you shamelessly admire the muscles in her arms as she leaves the room for a moment. “So why are you in my home tonight?”

“I just came to accept your offer, if it’s still on the table.”

“You miss the gifts?” she teases while entering the kitchen, grabbing two wine glasses from a cabinet. “I’m sure a pretty little thing like you is used to this sort of treatment by now.”

“It’s not that,” you attempt to assure her as you approach the kitchen island. “I’m not looking to be anyone’s sugar baby.”

“What are you looking for then?”

“Some form of a relationship...with you. I’m not saying I can completely give up 100% of my time to you at the expense of seeing my friends and family, but I absolutely will be good for you.”

Natasha’s hand is gripping your neck in seconds, pulling you in for a kiss before you can even begin to wonder how she rounded the counter so quickly. Her arm around your waist is gentle in comparison but still commanding as she uses her steady frame and muscle memory to guide you to her bedroom. She practically shoves you down onto the mattress and while you get to work on your shirt buttons, she’s quick to pull your pants down past your ankles.

“Mine,” she practically growls as she forces your legs open as far as they can go, delivering a harsh slap to your pussy that makes you yelp. “All mine.”

“Yes, Mommy!” you cry out almost instantly while she pulls the thin fabric of your panties aside, eyes squeezing shut once her tongue makes contact with your clit. “Fuck. Oh my God.”

“Watch your mouth,” Natasha warns in a muffled tone, placing her hands on the back of your thighs and pushing them as far back as they can go.

“I’m sorry,” you whine as she sucks as hard as she can, gripping her hands forcefully when she reaches up for yours. “Mommy, I’m so close already.”

“Yeah? Let me help you then.”

She frees her left hand and slips two fingers inside you one by one, curling them upward in the same moment that your back arches and forming a grin around your clit.

“My pussy sure is a greedy one tonight,” she hums, dipping down to suck on your clit again before you can respond and chuckling at the desperate sounds that follow. “So eager to take all of me, huh?”

“Please, Mommy, please give me all of you,” you beg breathlessly, squeezing the fingers that aren’t inside of you and reaching for her hair, tugging harder as your impending orgasm grows stronger. “Oh God, please.”

Repeated chants of Natasha’s newly discovered title leave your mouth as she brings you closer to the edge, and you’re caging her head in with your thighs just about to cum when she suddenly pulls away entirely and flips you onto your stomach. You whine and grip the bedding in your fists when she pulls your hips off the bed, guiding you until you’re positioned on your knees for her and works her way into your clenching hole with her strap.

“That feels so good,” you gasp as she bottoms out with her thighs pressed against yours.

“Yeah? You like that, princess?”

Natasha reaches for your shirt discarded beside you on the bed and is quick to turn it into a leash tied around your neck. She tightens it and wraps the loose fabric around her wrist before pulling you toward her, your naked back brushing against the fabric of her tank top.

“If you like it so much, work for it.”

You’re moving your hips in a steady rhythm in no time, occasionally taking breaks to clench around her cock while losing yourself in the feeling of her biting and sucking on your neck and shoulder.

“I didn’t say you could stop,” she scolds you when you pause again, and you cry out while grinding against her when she bites your shoulder and tugs on your nipple at the same time. “Good girl.”

“Mommy please let me cum this time,” you beg when you feel her reach for your clit and she chuckles behind you.

“Why should I? You’re not acting like you want it badly enough.”

You whine as she pulls you closer by your shirt again, your head falling back past her shoulder while she finally begins to help you along, but she pulls away little by little as you grow more desperate. She finds pleasure in your begging and takes pity on you long enough to let you cum, not giving your shuddering body enough time to recover before she pushes you down on the bed again to pound into you from a different angle.

“Mommy,” you sob with tears pouring down your cheeks, using her title repeatedly and incoherently as you cum for an unknown time in however many positions she was able to move you into.

“That’s it, that’s my good girl,” Natasha coos while helping you collapse onto the bed, rubbing your back and shushing you while she gently pulls out of you. “There you go.”

She’s quick to catch the dripping cum in her palm while shifting to guide her cock into your mouth just enough for you to lick it clean, doing the same with her hand.

“You taste so good, baby,” she praises and you let out a little hum at her approval, relaxing and sinking further into the mattress as her thumbs knead into your burning muscles. “How about a warm bubble bath?”

You nod slightly and she wastes no time heading to the bathroom to set up, giving the water a couple minutes to cool down before leading you to the tub and helping you in. A deep groan escapes you once you’re fully settled, your eyes closing as your head tilts back.

“Everything about this seems right,” Natasha comments with a grin, watching you fully relax under the soapy bubbles. “I never thought you’d agree to this so soon, and I’m only hoping you comply so easily when the time comes for marriage.”

“I’ll be whatever you want me to be, Mommy,” you inform her drowsily, turning your head toward her with your eyes still closed while her palm rests on your cheek.

“I know you will, my precious dove,” she agrees, grabbing your left hand and kissing your ring finger. “You’ll be a wonderful addition to my home.”

It doesn’t take you long to doze off once Natasha begins to play music from her phone, and she leaves you there to enjoy the calm atmosphere as she returns to the other room to grab her current burner phone.

“You back yet?”

“Just got in. How’d you know?”

“Spider senses, I guess. Are you nearby? All the cash is here.”

“Headed your way now.”

Natasha’s sitting on the hood of her car in a nearby alley when another vehicle approaches from the opposite direction. She remains silent until the driver’s engine is off and he’s standing just a few feet away.

“Good to see you, Rick.”

“Likewise, Natalia.” Rick quickly dodges her hand coming for his head. “Be nice to me for once, please. So I’m pretty surprised about this one, Nat. I mean, when did you even start dating?”

“Not now, Rick. Just take my money like you always do.”

“Fine. Can I at least come to the ceremony? I’ll probably bring the best gift anyway.”

Natasha hands over a folded stack of bills while accepting a small velvet box, opening it to admire the ring for a moment before stashing it in her jacket with an appreciative smile.

“We were thinking of a quieter, more intimate scene at home, but I’ll let you know if anything changes.”

#natasha romanoff x reader #dark!natasha romanoff x reader #avengers x reader #marvel x reader #frosty's dark!fics #frosty's smut

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daisybeewrites · 2 years

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Request: Phil and Melinda have been in a relationship since they were in the academy and Daisy is just finding out now?!

ASHAKDAFS YES

okay so i’m in the middle of writing the penultimate chapter of my academy au series so heres this lil baby blurb :) i hope this is okay!!! thx for requesting (read: i love u) x

ps gif is mine xP

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The base was quiet. It was a rare luxury to relax in the common room, humming to the soft sounds of Coulson’ record player in the corner. Daisy was stretched along the couch, computer open and one earbud in, falling into a rabbit hole of cute animal videos on Tumblr.

What could she say? She was a sucker for baby otters.

With no one else around, Daisy didn’t feel the need to fill the silence. She could feel the base around her, usually buzzing like a beehive, now calm and collected, yet strangely comforting. In a week, the Playground would once again be overrun with agents. Her team was scattered over the world; Jemma visiting her Mum in England, Fitz taking a short vacation to Brazil to see the monkeys, Mack and Elena in Italy, and Bobbi and Hunter somewhere ‘hot, tropical, and away from the other.’

The only ones who stayed behind were Coulson, out of necessity as director, herself, because where exactly was she going to go on vacation?, and May, who gave the excuse of having the gym all to herself.

Not a bad sentiment, Daisy thought, slowly sitting up. Maybe training would be a good day to end a day of self-indulgent lounging.

Daisy was already in athletic clothes, so she headed straight to the gym, leaving her laptop locked in the living room. She heard a thunk and a laugh. Coulson and May must have been sparring.

Daisy was not prepared for what May and Coulson were actually doing in the training room.

"’Sup, AC—ahhHH!" Daisy quickly covered her eyes, turning around. She was an adult. They were adults. But her mother figure and father figure laid out on the sparring mats, not-so-innocently making out was a shocking sight.

"Daisy, we’re both fully clothed. You don’t need to cover your eyes."

Daisy peeked between her fingers. May was helping Coulson up.

"Since when is this—you two—you were? I’m not even—? What did I miss? How long have you been keeping this a secret? Does the team know?" Daisy fired off questions. "Were you two going to—?"

"No! Daisy, chill pill," Coulson chuckled. "We were not. And to answer your other questions — Nothing, not a secret, most of them."

Daisy paled. "Am I the only one who didn’t know?"

May snorted, smiling softly, "Yes, I think so."

Daisy frowned. "So you’re telling me my parents got together and didn’t even tell me?"

"To be fair, Daisy," Coulson started, glancing at May with what Daisy now recognized as heart eyes sappier than any rom-com, "You were probably like two when we got together."

Her jaw dropped.

"This entire time?!"

"What are we yelling about?" Mack asked, arms loaded with bags as he called from the hallway, back from Italy already.

"May and Coulson were kissing in the training room!" Daisy shouted back. Coulson laughed.

"Okay? And? They do that everywhere. It’s not anything new," He responded, voice quieting as he left.

"Does Jemma know?" Daisy asked suddenly. Coulson blushed and looked down. May smirked knowingly.

"Oh. My. God!" Daisy cried. "How did she manage to keep this big of a secret from her own girlfriend?!"

Coulson shrugged.

"So are y’all married, too? Any other kids I should know about? Do I have secret siblings?" Daisy joked, finally past the shock. She ran out, dialing Jemma, before they could answer.

"We will never hear the end of this, will we?" Coulson asked May. May shook her head, kissing his shoulder then leaning up to press a kiss to his cheek.

"No way, not ever."

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sooooo…,, when’s the wedding tho?

ahhhhh thank you again for this request it made me so happy :D

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lovemesomesurveys · 2 years

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Do you have a reason to smile right now? Not at this moment, no. It’s almost 6AM and I’m only up because I was in pain, so I’m waiting for my pain med to kick in now and hopefully get a little more sleep. Do you start the shower water before or after you get in? I start it after. True or false: Your not sitting on a chair to use the computer right now. True- I’m lying in bed. Do you regret any of your past relationships? No. How many times have you been to a museum? Several times.

How has this past week been for you? Started out stressful, but I finally, after 3 very long months, came home Wednesday evening. Now I’m just getting settled in back home and getting used to my new routine. Is anything going to happen next month that makes you happy? It’s getting closer to fall and Halloween, plus there’s new movies and shows coming out I’m looking forward to seeing. Are you going to be getting any new pets soon? No. Do you like the rain? I love it. I wish it rained more often here. Do you like it when stores have sales? No, I hate sales. Why would I want to save money? Lame. ,,,, Would you rather be a Panda or Grizzly bear? Panda. Do you have any of your Easter candy left over? It’s the end of August my dude; I finished that several months ago. Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be? No. Does your ex make you mad? No. I don’t even see or talk to him. In fact, it’s been 6 years since we’ve last seen or talked to each other. Will you talk to someone on the phone tonight? No. Do you like BBQ sauce? I do. Do the stairs in your have carpet? My house doesn’t have stairs. What were you doing at 9 AM this morning? It’s only 5:53AM. Can you do a twirl like a ballerina? No. Would you rather eat 12 hot dogs or 6 hamburgers? I like both, but I wouldn’t want to eat anywhere near that many of either one. I couldn’t stomach that. What color is the door to your basement? I don’t have a basement. Was your favorite class science because of the experiments? No, science wasn’t my favorite class. Do you like citrus pop or any drinks? I don’t mind Sprite, but it’s not my favorite. Last time you wore the opposite sex's clothing? I mean, most of my graphic tees are from the men’s section. What's the last board game you played? I don’t remember, it’s been awhile since I’ve last played a board game. What laundry detergent do you use? *ended up falling asleep, so it’s now later* To be honest, I’m not entirely sure. I don’t do the laundry, so I don’t pay much attention. Do you trust people too easily? No. Are you currently fighting with someone? No. Do you hang out with your siblings friends? No. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? I have the nervous/anxious kind a lot these days. Have you ever kept anything wild as a pet? No. Do you set good examples for little kids? I wouldn’t look to me as an example for anything. Does your favorite song mention a famous person's name in it? I have numerous favorite songs, so there’s like several that mention a famous person’s name. Are you counting down the days to anything? No. Does your house have a pool? Nope. If you broke your computer, would you be able to fix it by yourself? No. I wouldn’t even want to try and tackle that on my own, I’d just rather take it somewhere. I actually need to do that. My younger bro generously lent me his laptop to use, but it’s been several months now and I eventually need to get mine fixed. On a scale 1-10, how much does the opposite sex confuse you? People in general are confusing. When you party, do you get wild? Ha, no. Not that I party, but I’m certainly not the life of any kind of get together. If you found a wallet full of money, what would you do? Is there an ID or something with the owner’s info? Do you do cheers often? No. I couldn’t even tell you the last time I did that. Do you enjoy fishing? No. Was your first job babysitting? That’s the only “job” I’ve had. I used to watch my brother and a couple of my cousins when they were kids and my parents and aunt did give me money. Did you wear a hoodie today? Gah, no it’s triple digit hot here. Are you embarrassed to talk about stuff with your dad? About some things, yeah. Taylor Swift or Carrie Underwood? I guess Carrie.

#personal #text #survey #surveys

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ptergwen · 3 years

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I think your requests are open (I didn’t see anything that said otherwise but I suck at this app lol) but I was wondering if you could write a peter x reader (likely college-age) where they have an academic rivalry and just tease each other a lot and lots of fluff and shit? It can be an established relationship or like a friends/rivals to lovers or really whatever you want. Sorry if this is super specific! Anyways, I love your writing, it always cheers me up :)

friends close, enemies closer

ik this is cherry BUT i had to

w/c: 1.6k

warnings: swearing and hints of suggestiveness

a/n: thank you my love ! i’m actually obsessed with this concept so i’m super super happy with how it came out n i hope you are too :,)

you wipe sweat from your upper lip, peeking at peter’s laptop screen. he’s more than halfway through the paper your english professor tasked your class to write. he looks to have not a worry in the world as he continues to type away. growling at this, you dive right back into work.

you’ve been at each other’s throats since the beginning of classes when you both wanted the same spot. first row, middle seat. peter had officially claimed it in the end. you’d flopped down next to him and his irritating smirk.

the dude is smart, you’ll give him that. his knowledge of literature is almost as impressive as yours. almost. he raises his hand any chance he gets, effectively stealing your thunder if you dare to participate.

peter is also a bit of a people pleaser. he’ll chat up your professor at office hours, fascinate her with his hot takes on things or stupid anecdotes. you often get so annoyed that you bail before you even attempt to woo her yourself. the sight of you storming off is something peter thoroughly enjoys.

bottom line is, golden boy peter parker never loses. underneath the sweet, innocent persona he hides behind is a ruthless fighter. you’re determined to end his winning streak, thus sparking your ongoing competition to be better than the other in every way possible.

this time, your goal is to meet your ten page paper requirements the fastest. they aren’t due for weeks, but you and peter are banging them out in one sitting.

you’re hauled up in the campus library, sat side by side despite your wishes for peter to get his own table. he’d insisted on sharing with you. why, you haven’t a clue. you can’t stand him, and he isn’t the fondest of you either.

that’s what you tell yourselves, at least.

“progress report?” peter requests from you. “page three. you?” you grunt back. he props his feet up on the table, arms flexed behind his head. “finishing up page seven. you already knew that, though... creeper.”

god, you can hear the shit-eating grin in his voice.

you glance over at peter, doing your best to ignore how his biceps bulge under his hoodie. nerdy little parker is ripped.

“worry about yours, i’ll worry about mine. thanks.” you reread the sentence you wrote prior to peter’s chiseled body distracting you. “oh, the irony,” he sighs and nudges the edge of your laptop with his sneaker. scowling, you shift the screen away from him.

about a minute of silence goes by until it’s unfortunately filled by peter. he stretches his arms out, finally removing his dirty shoes from the table.

“i’m gonna take five. maybe, you could use it as an opportunity to catch up to me,” peter cockily suggests. “spare me your charity, peter. i’m doing just fine without it,” you retort, letting out a scoff. peter raises his hands in defense. “if you say so, princess.”

here you were, naively thinking peter couldn’t become any more insufferable than he already is.

you slam your laptop shut and jab a finger at his chest. “jesus christ, how many times do i have to ask you not to call me that?” a patronizing pout adorns peter’s lips. “aw, i love it when you get all bossy on me. so cute.”

he grabs your hand still on his chest, pressing a light kiss to the back of it. you’re quick to wipe it off on his hoodie. nevertheless, there’s an undeniable heat rushing to your cheeks.

“well, i hate it when you call me princess,” you deadpan. peter tilts his head to the side. “do you?”

of course not. deep down, you live for the fuzzy feeling you get whenever the nickname slips from his tongue. oh, his tongue and the things it can do. poking out as he focuses hard on a question, running across his pink lips…

you have to reel it in. this is peter parker you’re fantasizing about, your mortal enemy.

“yes. i hate it, and i hate you,” you unsuccessfully convince the both of you. “no, you don’t,” peter rasps, darkened eyes scanning over your features. his stare is intense and intimidating. he grasps your chin between his thumb and index finger, slowly leaning in closer.

he’s not going to stop until you make him. you don’t want to, but you will.

you shove his shoulder, dragging your laptop towards you again. “on second thought, i could use that catch up. you’re not gonna throw me off my game, parker.”

your rejection seems to disappoint peter. his expression matches that of a kicked puppy, brows furrowed and arms crossed over his chest.

“we’ll see,” he murmurs and swings a leg over his chair. “alright, i’m gonna run to the caf. you want anything?”

he’s offering to buy you food now? what’s his angle here?

“i’d say yes, but i’m afraid you’ll poison it somehow,” you half joke. peter hops to his feet. “don’t give me any ideas,” he warns, snatching his backpack off the floor. “i’ll just surprise you.”

although you’re curious what his mystery snack choice for you would be, you can’t accept. you’d be going against your entire dynamic.

would that be so terrible?

absolutely.

you wave him off towards the double doors. “i’m good, peter. really. i’m not that hungry, anyway.” shaking his head, peter throws a backpack strap onto one shoulder. “y/n, your stomach’s been grumbling for the last hour. you gotta eat.”

he’s not wrong. you’re starving, but you’ve been too preoccupied by your essay to break for dinner.

“fine, surprise me,” you concede. peter flashes you a smile, this one void of its usual condescendence. “i’ll be back. try not to miss me too much,” he calls as he walks backwards to the library doors. “i won’t. shoo already,” you dismiss him, a laugh falling from your lips.

peter winks at you, then disappears into the night. you’re left with a serious case of butterflies and a certain freckle faced know-it-all on your mind.

that’s a problem.

you’ve managed to get another page done when peter reappears. he sits back down and slides a bag across the table, you closing your laptop. you dig into it to figure out what he picked for you. you’re not too pleased with his selection, however.

“oh, yummy. vomit in a cup,” you announce as you hold a green smoothie in your hand. peter reaches over and pats your thigh. “it’s good for you. drink up, princess.” you slap him away. “hard pass. i’d rather you have gotten me nothing.”

narrowing his eyes, peter pulls two cookies wrapped in a napkin from his pocket. “i’m guessing you don’t want these either? more for me, then.”

they’re chocolate chip and m&m, your favorite in the cafeteria. they just came out of the oven, so they’re still warm.

“how… how did you know i…” you trail off, peter setting the cookies in front of you. he offers you a lopsided grin. “i know a lot about you, believe it or not. i pay attention.” you surprise yourself by returning his smile. “thank you, peter. how much do i owe you?”

“nah, it’s on me,” peter assures you. “enjoy.” pushing aside your unappealing drink, you seize the cookies instead. “you have to eat, too. let me at least split these with you.” there’s a beat before peter nods. “fair enough.”

that results in you two munching on your cookies while pretending to write your papers. you’re sneaking glances at each other whenever the other isn’t looking, in reality.

once it’s about time for the library to close, you’re on the verge of passing out. peter is concluding his essay until he hears a thump from your side of the table.

he finds you with your cheek smushed against your keyboard and hitting random letters, snores escaping you.

chuckling to himself, peter places a hand on your shoulder. “hey, y/n?” he speaks in a hushed tone. you awake with a gasp, drool pooling at the corners of your mouth. “easy there, princess. it’s only me.” he rubs circles on your back, and it’s oddly comforting.

“keep doing that,” you purr, momentarily forgetting how much you’re supposed to despise peter. he lets his fingers dance across the exposed skin of your lower back. “we should probably head out. it’s kinda late,” peter decides.

you sit up, bones aching and eyes forced open. “not yet. have to beat you first.” you start to delete the gibberish you accidentally typed. peter cups your cheek to turn your head towards him, your movements halting. “this one’s a tie. you did good, y/n/n,” he coos. “finish the rest another day.”

“why’re you being so nice to me?” you nearly whisper. peter uses his thumb to swipe the drool from your lips. “‘cuz i care about you. i might not show it, but i do,” he admits with the hint of a smile. “besides, i need you… for the, uh, the healthy competition.”

laughing softly, you twist his hoodie strings around your fingers and tug. “your intentions are pure as always. sure that’s all you need me for?” peter’s gaze darts to your lips, then your eyes. “we’ll see,” he repeats.

rivalry be damned.

“mm. i care about you too, parker. thanks again for tonight,” you hum. a blush coats peter’s cheeks, even in the dim library lighting. his sweet and innocent side might truly exist. “no problem.” peter links your pinkie with his, the gesture giving you that fuzzy feeling. “i’ll walk you back to your dorm?”

you lean over and kiss his pinkie intertwined in yours.

“lead the way.”

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