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[celiastjamesoscar]

With a score like this you will obviously get accepted!! There's no doubt about it. You have been doing so well so far. Sam has been a bad boy. He attacked Buda because he got jealous. Poor Buda had some nasty wounds. But he's doing much better now and I made him a custom sign for his own place where he is staying overnight. It basically translates to Budis Hut.

I will watch Bayern vs Cologne. I can't believe I'll be seeing them next week already. Own goal? What own goal? I have no idea what you are talking about. Georgia did nothing wrong 😌 ... GRACE?? Did you just call me out and insult my non existent driving style?? 😱 I feel personally victimized. Just to prove you wrong I will become the best and safest driver ever!

Lol the German stare is definitely true! We love to watch people and judge everything and everyone around us. We're known for staring and inserting ourselves into situations. It's a cultural thing 🤷🏻‍♀️ But talking about accents, is there one you really like?

Also, here's a nice surprise I found!

https://www.tumblr.com/sabrinaspellmansleftnipple/741410595034791937/when-youre-shopping-with-one-of-your-broke?source=share

Oh Buda, I just want to give him a hug :( Sam has no need to get jealous but I would also get jealous if Buda stole your attention away from me. I love the sign for him and the picture of him on the sign too!!! I really do appreciate the translation, I can barely speak English

I hope you have so much fun at that game!!! I will definitely be watching it for my girls ;) and since we are on the lovely topic of the legend herself Georgia, her falling over the stands today killed me

Im sorry for making fun of your nonexistent driving style 😔 but you better become the best driver ever!! If it makes you feel any better, I murdered a squirrel the other day and my dash cam caught it…and I showed Jon Jon the video AND HE TOLD THE ENTIRE CLASS ABOUT IT

I thought he was lying about the German stare omg 😭 when people stare at us we usually associate that with sizing someone up, so a lot of fights usually happen because of that at my university 😭 I love a lot of different accents, but I really love Swedish and Dutch accents. That’s probably because I love listening to Vivianne Miedema and Magda Eriksson talk but oh well. one accent I cannot comprehend at is Katie McCabe’s Irish accent. Also, German accents kinda intimidate me but what accents do you like?

BRO THE ZERO WARNING AND NO CONTEXT OH MY GOD 😭😭😭 IM FLIGHTING OUT TO GERMANY TO PERSONALLY FIGHT YOU FOR THAT

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[celiastjamesoscar]

dude. have you seen this shit? 😦

the folklore/evermore girlie in me nearly fell out of her chair when I found it was called "The Tortured Poets Department" like... especially when songs like 'the lakes' are literally my favorites of hers

and she literally looks so fine I cant I'm too gay for this

album cover had me convinced I was pregnant for a sec- WARLOCK MADE ME SAY IT

MY FRIEND CALLED ME TO TELL ME ABOUT IT BECAUSE I WAS ASLEEP AND THE ONLY WORDS MY GAY BRAIN PROCESSED WERE ‘TAYLOR’ AND ‘NEW ALBUM’

I am a folklore girlie through and through, so I’m excited to see what this one brings. Also, some of the title tracks are kinda questionable??

No but the album cover caught me so off guard 😭 at first I thought it was a wattpad cover for a smut book but she killed it!!

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[celiastjamesoscar]

I haven’t checked on here in a while so I was wondering how you’re doing? How did your exams/finals go? If you’ve gotten the results back yet

I’m doing good! My finals went good and I passed all my classes! I have my first exams of the semester on Friday, so we shall see how those goes. How have you been lately love?

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[celiastjamesoscar]

I've been doing well, ups and downs here and there but it's no big deal. I got a Samsung a15! So much better than my old one good lord. Its pretty late right now and yes its one of those times again when my sleep schedule is effed up, I'll go to sleep soon dw. Good luck on your paper ♡ I hope you have a good day Grace 🫶🏼 also I'm going to present beyonce as my influential leader in my presentation on monday with my group 😌

I’m glad you doing well, but I hope those downs stop happening for you <3 yayyy for the upgrade!!! Your sleep schedule greatly concerns sometimes, but please get that much needed rest soon! Thank you love and I hope your presentation went well <33

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[celiastjamesoscar]

hello Grace!!! I just wanted to drop by and say that I hope things are going well for you ♡

also did I respond to you or did i not? Because I genuinely can't remember 😭

Hello love!! I’m doing good, how are you doing? <3

You did respond, I just couldn’t get my inbox to let me respond for some reason <3

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[celiastjamesoscar]

I've been doing good actually, things have been going pretty well and I finally got a new phone lol. It feels so much better and refreshing, I chipped my protection screen though I have no idea how that happened 😭 how about you? I hope you're doing well ♡

I’m glad things are going well for you love!!! What kind of phone did you get? And you have already chipped it?? I’m kinda impressed by that 😭 I’m doing good, I have a paper due tomorrow that I haven’t started on but it shouldn’t take any time at all for me to finish!

#bender chats #sol 🧡

[celiastjamesoscar]

Hello honey!

YOU GOT 89%!?!? CONGRATULATIONS, THAT IS AMAZING 🎊 👏 Damn, I'm in the presence of a genius! But seriously, that's incredible. Look at you go! I'm proud of you for all the hard work you put into this! For that I would totally treat you to a pie so that you can taste all the deliciousness! But same tbh, I'm a very picky eater and rarely try something new. And welcome to the "Fuck Raspberries" club! Speaking about clubs, I've been neglecting the Frank Fan Club. How's my girl doing?

Hey! No Zoey slander allowed! She's a gift to humanity and deserves to be treasured! It's not our fault you can't understand our ways of thinking. Guess you just gotta keep up become as dirty minded aka interesting as us 😉

Yesss next month I'll be going to a concert and the bayern game!! I'm so excited to see the girls live! Plus, I'm starting on finally getting my drivers license, which I'm honestly dreading because it takes soooo long 🙄

Thank you so much love!!! Now I just have to wait and see if I get accepted into the program! I’m the same way, I hardly try anything new. Raspberries look like they should taste better and I will die on that hill! Frank has been doing good, if a bit evil, but that’s nothing new with her. How has my Sammy boy been doing?

Zoey deserves slander, but I will let it slide only this time! I will definitely need to become as interesting as the two of you 😼

Have fun at concert!!!! And which game are you going to watch? Also, Georgia’s own goal against PSG… good luck with your license!!! But hopefully people make sure to stay off the roads once you start driving :)

A random thing; the other day in my speech class, we all had to give a speech about 3 items that are important to us. There was a German guy in my class and he had brought in a pair of sunglasses and he said those were important to him because he “likes to do his German stare without the Americans noticing” 😭 first time I have ever heard a german accent in real life, and it was a cool one. And is the ‘German stare’ a real thing? 😭

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[celiastjamesoscar]

hugs for you (>_< ) !

Thank you love!! And right back at you!!

How have you been lately?

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[celiastjamesoscar]

Well, I actually gotta say that you were right... because of you telling me to focus on the flash cards I actually didn't need them during the presentation. I knew everything by heart and the examination committee really liked that. So thank you!

💀 they were speaking a perfect English and I couldn't detect any accents so they definitely weren't Germans. Whoever they were, I hope they are living a happy topless life! And thank you for offering me a glimpse 😉

I choose to spend my final moments with you, this way I can make sure that I actually enjoy them. Ooh ice cream cake good choice!! I do love me a good lemon blueberry cake. When it comes to pies I love nougat or fruits. Basically just any cake and pie 🤷🏻‍♀️ No raspberry though. These things are disgusting and need to be destroyed!

ZOEY MY QUEEN!! 💀 the best sandwich in 2 minutes. Damn, she's got it bad. But also she's right??? Look at that picture of Alexis and tell me she isn't gay! THE BLINDFOLD 💀 I actually thought the same thing as Zoey did... I guess you, my dear, are just an innocent woman... Zoeys gay panic and her overall dramatics are pure perfection and the highlight of my day!

How have you been doing lately?

I told you to focus on those flash cards for a reason!!! Look at you go!! I’m proud of you! <3

They were probably American if I had to guess 😭 but honestly, yay for them. I would never have the balls to run around topless in a foreign country

Thank you for choosing to spend your final moments with me, that means so much 🙏🏻I have never had a lemon blueberry pie nor a nougat; I have the food palate of a 6 year old. I do agree with the raspberry!!!

Zoey is absolutely insane and she needs to be stopped. Alexia Putellas actually being a woman kisser has changed my life for the better I’m afraid. no because zoey and I were talking about how Alexia has a blue eye stare and she needs to cover her eyes, you and zoey just have a dirty mind 🙄

I’ve been doing alright. I took my HESI, which is the entrance exam into the nursing program, today. I’ve been spending the past couple of weeks studying for it and I got an 89% on it!! But how have you been lately? Looking forward to your Bayern game next month?

#bender chats #clexa is forever ♾️

[celiastjamesoscar]

Hi babe. I'm happy to hear that you are feeling better!

So today I am officially done with my apprenticeship!! I finished my presentation and got my documents. I actually managed to graduate with a solid B!! I cant belive it. 2 ½ years are done and I really passed with a good grade. Now onto an intense job search!

Also, I saw some boobies on the weekend. I was walking Nike when I heard some laughter. I turned around and boom, there were 2 foreigners having a topless photoshoot in the snow covered bushes. The boobies were right next to me. They just laughed and said it's so worth it. What a welcoming surprise that was for me.

Also, some more advice that I could gather in my "old age 😑". Always think before you speak or you will end up in embarrassing situations like me. You younglings still have it good. I can already see the white light. My days are numbered 🥹 Enjoy your youth while you still can. Random question because I'm currently eating cake: What's your favorite cake and pie??

I’m so proud of you, love!!! You’ve worked so hard and you deserve an amazing grade!! Good luck with your job searching and I’m so happy for you! <3

That is honestly the best way to start the weekend, nothing better than seeing some boobs out in the wild. I love how you included ‘foreigners’ too 😭

I have a really bad habit of not thinking before I speak, so that’s something I’ve been dealing with for years 😭 NOT THE WHITE LIGHT- I hope you enjoy your final moments on this earth, may they be of great honor. My favorite cake…that’s a hard one to answer. I love red velvet cake so much, but I also like ice cream cake, so it’s hard for me to say. My favorite pie is easily apple pie. What are your favorites?

Also, we have some more highlights from Zoey. This week it is Alexis Putellas with a slip up on Lauren Hemp

#bender chats #clexa is forever ♾️

[celiastjamesoscar]

Here are the results from the last 2 days:

These ones will definitely be my last tattoos for a while. The pain is a bitch. Pro tip: don't do back to back sessions unless the artist is hot 😁

Those tattoos look amazing!! I really hope you love them as well!! I will definitely remember that tip!! Also, for whatever reason, tumlr wont let me answer the ask you had sent in a couple days ago, so I’m just going to respond to it on this one 😭

Thank you love and I am feeling better!! Going back to school was fine, they closed campus last Tuesday because of the weather, which I was grateful for!

I’m so sorry your tattoos hurt, it looks like your old age is catching up to you 😉 the wiping is rough for me even though it shouldn’t be, so I feel your pain on that one

GIRL ON MY GOD 😭😭😭😭 I would have to crawl into a hole and die if I was you. Luckily thought he didn’t hear you, or else that would have been an embarrassing session

You guys get the good snow and I’m so happy that Sammy is enjoying it!! We get the slushy ugly kind of snow, but it was pretty the other day while I was on campus

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[celiastjamesoscar]

I'm doing alright, things have been rough for the past few days and i didn't go to school because i was sick. Plus i missed my tests too but its okay cuz i can take the next ones next month 😭 i only started school anyway but now i'm kinda scared to go back to school because it feels awkward, i was absent for four days 💀 i'm nervous and scared as hell <\3

I'm so excited for both movies!! I hope my country is starring one of her movies in the theaters here. Also it's the second anniversary of scream 2022, I'm glad to see the cast united ♡ and new melissa pics!! she's so beautiful AHHHH

Im glad you’re doing alright, I hope things lighten up on you <3 there’s no need to be nervous about going back to school, but I completely understand that feeling of being nervous. I hope everything goes amazing whenever you return!

I’m so excited for both of them as well, but more so with ‘Abagail.’ No because why did I think Skeet was Indiana Jones for a second? 😭 MELISSA LOOKS SO AMAZING IN THESE NEW PICS!!!

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[celiastjamesoscar]

Being a perfectionist is so painful sometimes😭 I gotta erase shit so many times

Melissa looks so good in Abigail!!!! I’m still a pussy to horror but I’ll watch because my wife looks so good🤭 (idc that I’d probably not be able to sleep afterwards cuz it worth it) I also went to rant to my mom about how good she looks in it😭

It truly is painful sometimes 😭 I am my own worst enemy

She does look so good in it!! I feel like it’s going to be like a comedy horror movie, but I could be completely wrong, so hopefully it won’t be too scary for you. Your mom is such a real one for listening to your rant, but I hope she understands how beautiful Melissa looks in it!!

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[celiastjamesoscar]

Hi Grace, how are you doing?

Honestly? Not continuing to watch Scream Queens is a crime, punishable with jail time but since it is you, my dear friend, I will let it slide this time.

Zoey!!! She's at it again, I really admire her unhinged behavior and feral energy. Shes everything I aspire to be. "Whore police" "Tranquilize me", "packing 13" and obviously the totally-normal-and-not-dramatic-at-all- all-caps reaction message are my favorite Zoey thoughts! I choked on my tea while reading these, she's so hilarious. Zoey is a queen and we are all nothing but humble servants in her world. Also, Bonmatí is such a cutie, she looks like she gives the best hugs! You have chosen well, she'd make a great wife.

I have a bad sore throat and on Monday and Tuesday I have to talk a lot, so I'm using that as a justified reason for eating a bunch of ice cream 😁 Which leads me to my question, what's your favorite ice cream and popsicle flavor?

Oh oh also! I bought a ticket to see the Bayern girls play in February!!

I’m doing fine, I’ve been sick the past 2 days and it’s driving me crazy because I start on Tuesday 😭 Good luck tomorrow and on Tuesday!! I believe in you! Hopefully your throat starts to feel better as well <3

I apologize for slacking on Scream Queens, but I promise to get back to watching it soon!

Zoey needs to be locked up Azkaban for some of the things she’s said, and that’s putting it lightly 😭 she’s feral most of the time, but it’s honestly pretty entertaining. Bonmatí does look like she gives the best hugs!!

again, good luck tomorrow and Tuesday!! My favorite ice cream flavor would probably be vanilla because you can all different kinds of things to make it taste differently. Favorite popsicle flavor would have to be like a purple kind. What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream and popsicle?

You are so lucky and I hope you have all kinds of fun!! Which match is it for? That’s so not fair you get to see Pernille and Georgia, but you should take some pictures and show them to me!!

#bender chats #clexa is forever ♾️

[celiastjamesoscar]

hi grace ♡ how have you been? Things had been busy with me and i've been a little tired, i hope you're doing well! Also i can't wait for"your monster" this month. It releases just two days before my b day 😭

I'm also excited for "abigail" i know its a bummer that she isnt a vampire but i have a small predication about her character maybe getting bit? 👀

Hello love!! I’m doing good, how are you? I hope things calm down for you and that you get some rest, how has school been? I also can’t wait for “your monster,” and it’s like an early birthday present for you!!

“Abigail” is going to be amazing, I can just sense it!! Melissa looks stunning in the clips I’ve seen, but it is a bit of a bummer she isn’t a vampire. But here’s hoping we do get to see some vampire Melissa 🤞🏻

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[celiastjamesoscar]

Care | Aitana Bonmatí x Reader

I'm just absolutely soft for Aitana right now... fluff that's it! Soundtrack for the story is Care by Sonder... Enjoy :)

Aitana hadn't been home in a month, not since her Ballon d’Or win. Well she had been home just not at the same time you were. Between you traveling nearly every week for work and her national team duties, Champions League, and every other commitment she had now as a Ballon d’Or winner you always seemed to miss each other. Tonight however, you were sure she’d be there. 

You had been away the last few days visiting your parents back in London and decided to head home early to surprise the midfielder. Having spoken to her earlier in the day before she went to training, she told you she was spending the afternoon with Ona, so you knew you had time to prepare. Even going as far as reaching out to Ona to let her know you would tell her when to send her back home. 

After being together for the last year and a half the time apart was something you both had gotten used to but it was still never easy. Typically a week apart and you were both sending each other longing messages, so a month has been nearly unbearable. 

You loved coming home to Aitana curled up on the couch watching football or reading a book. Longed for the nights you spent giggling as you rub her sore legs and she struggles to teach you Catalan. Those were the moments you missed most over the last month.

You were quite smitten with your girlfriend and didn’t mind the teasing from your friends or hers when they called you whipped. You liked to take care of her and just shower her in love. That’s how Tana Days started. At the time, she had been stressed and you knew she had a few days off so you cleared your schedule and dedicated a full 48 hours to her. Making sure to pamper her, cook her favorite meals, and whatever else she wanted. 

So, here you were once again planning a Tana Day for her. When you left the airport earlier you made your way to the florist and grocery store to pick up everything you’d need. You were rushing around like a mad woman wanting everything to be perfect, but the truth is you knew it didn’t matter. Aitana was going to be happy just to see you. As you laid out the final touches, and dinner stayed warm on the stove you reached for your phone just as a message popped up. 

Smol Lover🧡: amor I don’t think I can go any longer. I will fly to London tomorrow. I will bring you home to me. Sí?

You immediately text Ona and tell her to send Aitana on her way, while you rush to the shower. Her text let you know you made the right decision in coming back early. You were both at your limit. You quickly dress in something comfortable and get cozy on the couch in anticipation of her arrival. You open your phone to scroll aimlessly when you see you had got another message. 

Smol Lover🧡: why read message and not respond? 

You knew Aitana would see you read the message and didn’t reply, but her angry texts were always so cute. You loved riling her up, and watching her fall short on any of her empty threats via text the moment you wrap your arms around her. 

Amor♥: Don’t come…

Smol Lover🧡: por qué amor? I am upset. Answer phone

You felt bad for the teasing, but knew her anger wouldn’t last long. You see your phone light up with a call just as the sounds of keys jingling in the door catch your attention. You sit up straighter looking over the back of the couch towards the door. Aitana pushes it open and a few curses slip off her tongue as she reaches for the phone she was holding between her ear and shoulder off the floor. She hasn’t noticed anything too focused on glaring at her phone as her call to you goes to voicemail. She kicks the door closed while typing away on the device, definitely a half-hearted threat to you of never talking to you again. 

“Do you need some help, love?” You finally let your presence be known as her head shoots up at the voice and she freezes. 

“Amor?” She questions like she doesn’t believe it’s you sitting there. You move to get off the couch when you see the look of distress on her face. Making your way down the short walkway towards her, the training bag, keys, and phone all hit the ground with a thud as she matches your steps. 

The first tear slides down her cheek just before she reaches your arms. “Don’t cry love,” you coax, wrapping her into you and kissing the top of her head. She pulls away slightly to look in your eyes the look of disbelief still present like she thinks you’ll disappear from her grip. “Hi,” you whisper, matching her gaze as your own voice is laced with emotion.

“Amor, why didn’t you tell me? I could have come sooner, no?” You smile, kissing away each tear as they slide down her flushed cheeks. You attempt to pull away and guide her to the kitchen she didn’t even spare a glance to on her way to you, but she doesn’t allow it pulling you closer. “Not yet. Stay, por favor.”

You don’t respond, just let her take all the time she needs while pulling her impossibly closer. A comforting hand running along the length of her back. She takes a deep inhale with her nose buried deep into your neck before pulling away slightly again to look in your eyes. You give her the Special Tana Smile, as she calls it, and lean in to connect your lips for the first time. It’s slow and tender, a moment to remember the feeling of each other after a month apart, not that either of you could ever forget. You pull away and peck away the pout that appears on her face, “can I show you your surprise now?” 

She nods and lets herself be pulled towards the kitchen where you had everything setup. The island filled with all her favorite goodies she probably wouldn’t indulge in due to training. You reach for the bouquet of pink camellia’s and present them to her bashfully, “they represent longing. I know a month apart has been hard, but I’ve never been more sure of my love for you than during this time. I’m so proud of everything you’ve accomplished and I’m sorry I wasn’t there to celebrate them with you, but this will be our special celebration.” 

The tears were falling freely from both your eyes now. An overwhelming sense of relief at finally having your girl in your arms again washed over you. “Mi amor…I don’t know how to say in english what I feel,” you chuckle at the comment. Neither of you had fully mastered the other's language, but you loved it. You can see the wheels in her head turning as she tried to find the words. 

“Bésame,” you tell her to put an end to her struggle. She does, passionately this time and you don’t need words in that moment to feel all the love she has for you. Refusing to get carried away you put an end to it, “go put your stuff in the room. I’ll run you a bath.” 

She quickly goes to pick up the items she abandoned at the door and you head to the bathroom. Filling the tub with water you add in her favorite bubble bath and light a few candles turning down the lights. Aitana reappears before you at the door, “get in while it’s hot baby,” you instruct.

She begins to strip away the layers of clothes and throw them in the basket before making her way over to you. ¿Tú también?” she asks with a tilt of her head.

“No, just you love. I’ll go and prepare the table for dinner and then come back for you. Tonight’s about taking care of you.”

She pouts, but doesn’t put up a fight, her body relaxing the moment it touched the water. You sit with her for a moment. Taking in the view of her hair hanging loosely around her relaxed face you reach out a hand just needing to feel her. “I love you Aitana.”

“Te amo mucho amor,” she smiles brightly. You leave a soft kiss on her lips before making your way out the room. 

You set the plan into action. Adorning the living room with large plush cushions and soft blankets, you light the fireplace creating a warm glow as you lower the lights and ignite a few more candles around the room to create an ambiance. Clipping the ends of the flowers you brought you put them in a vase and place them on the coffee table next to the small gift you got her. You set the table for two, pour two glasses of wine, and plate the food you prepared earlier. 

Everything was perfect. You grab your phone and connect it to the speaker, turning on the playlist you made for her on your one year anniversary. You jump when you feel two arms wrap around your midsection. “Baby no, you were supposed to wait,” you whine.

“Can’t wait. Te extrañé,” she tells you nuzzling into your back. You relax into the touch, missing the way it felt to have her body pressed against yours.

“Should we eat?”

“Sí,” she bounces over to the table and her face lights up seeing the food. You share a calm meal filled with all the stories from your time apart. The soft tunes mixing into the soft giggles shared over innocent touches. You usher her towards the living room after cleaning up your plates.

“I made you something,” you tell her, reaching for the small package you placed on the table. Aitana was quick to cuddle into your side head resting on your shoulder. “It's just missed you a lot.”

Aitana flips through the contents of the envelope. Thirty days worth of love notes you’d written for her every morning. It wasn’t your intention it had just happened. Aitana aggressively wipes at her tears, glancing up at you between each note. “Never leave me again. I will not allow it.”

You laugh pulling her into your lap, “okay amor.” It was impossible, you both knew it but it didn’t matter. You spend the rest of the night finding comfort in each other's arms. Grateful you made it back to each other and stronger than ever. 

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[celiastjamesoscar]

You have no idea how excited I am for Abigail!! WE GET TO SEE OUR WIFE BECOME A VAMPIRE HUNTER!!!

A little bummed she isn’t the vampire, BUT SHES STILL JUST AS HOT!!! I can’t wait to see another masterpiece of Melissa’s

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