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pantherxdrawz · 1 year
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Kinda got an Ace Attorney au idea
Hear me out hear me out
Ace Attorney au where everything’s Kind of the same, but it’s just The Office with the Prosecutors
imagine what chaos that would bring like it’s just shenanigans from The Office with the prosecutors plus their own based on that
Also I say au cause I’m screwing over the timeline with this au because I mean *A L L prosecutors are there,
(*All that have been introduced one way or another and we at least know their name and appearance, just saying “Oh this prosecutor existed” be we don’t know the name and appearance doesn’t count, if I counted those ones the office would be W A Y too crowded you’d have like over 5000 people in there-!) (okay I’m exaggerating slightly but do you get my point?)
Even Barok Van Zieks, who is very most likely dead in canons current time (I mean I hc him as a vampire so actually no he’s probably roaming around somewhere in England staying far away from Japanifornia but I’m talking on the canon terms where I’m assuming he’s supposed to be human and humans, yk age)
Blabababababababababababababbaba I keep rambling and it’s honestly getting really long just for a dumb au proposal so under the cut it goes
Anyways it’d honestly be so funny- Especially if you put Godot in the same room as Barok like it’s just
Barok: *Standing there menacingly vampire reaper energy and all*
Godot: *Just opens mouth and begins mangling the shit out of the English language*
Barok:
Barok: Please take me back to the 19th century I’m scared of this man-
Or something similar like I can just see him fearing Godot because of the way he speaks and it makes me cackle “I fear no man. But that one *camera pans to Godot* that one scares me”
I can also see a very chaotic friendship with Simon and Klavier,
Actually wait, I did say that all Known/Introduced prosecutors in the games are there,
also I guess that means Klint comes back from the dead, I mean he was also a prosecutor and he follows the guidelines I have for who’s allowed in the au or not (Have a known name and appearance lmfao)
OH WAIT WHAT IF AT SOME POINT ONE OF THE MODERN DAY PROSECUTORS JUST FUCKING SICS A ROOMBA ON THE 19TH CENTURY ONES (Klint, Barok, Mael, Kazuma Manfred Von Karma/j/j/I’m joking although he would probably join them in the roomba screaming) AND JUST WATCHES THEM SCREECH IN TERROR AT IT LIKE “WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THAT METAL DEVIL-“ and the Van Zieks just morb into bats to fly away from it (vampires)
The Paynes are the most ignored in the office unfortunately, Winston is a chad honestly, Gaspen definitely deserves it though
And I already love this au-
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aesthetic-uni · 2 months
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It’s that time of the year again
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braindos · 5 months
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Hermie !!
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cornishpixiez · 1 year
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lazy skate co, part 2
here's part 1
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part 3 ;)
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theloveinc · 1 year
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bakugo x reader - you have a fussy baby
(warnings: ooc, you have a baby and are called mama. no mention of pregnancy. written in bed)
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There’s a part of Bakugo that always gets a little bit nervous when you call. A growing fear, one that’s not always the most reasonable, as he’s long since learned to stop guessing what it is he’ll have to answer to.
Usually, his worry is assuaged immediately by the chirp of your sweet voice, more often than not calling to ask about groceries, or the timing of his arrival home, or even just to say, “hey, sweetie. How are you?”
But as of late, with the stress of multiple new realities on his hands, the playing catchup of his returning back to work, it’s been—
“Katsuki,” your voice trembles on the receiver, the fuss of your hands practically audible too, “thank god. I’m so sorry, but—“
You whimper, there’s a wail, and his gut clenches, veins turning cold as ice with adrenaline like any and every other time he prepares, quicker than you know, to catch a villain.
“Fuck, babe?” his voice is raspy with the crack of worry, his eyes flitting about as if the crime is in front of him, the offender just across the line of the dark, moon-lit horizon. “Are you okay? Are you safe—“
You interrupt.
“I just can’t get him to sleep. I-I’ve tried everything,” there’s a hiccup from somewhere close by, the baby on your shoulder most likely, “but he’s not going down. I don’t know what to do anymore. He’s clean, he’s changed, he ate almost everything I had—“
“Hey,” he says sternly, dad-like, in a way you’ve almost never heard from him, and you halt. Bakugo looks around the empty streets he’s walking, the evening sky of a warm spring having now receded into chill. “I’ll be there quick, okay?”
And just as soon, he calls Kirishima to let him know he’s deviating from the patrol route.
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Your son relaxes in his arms almost as soon as you set him down. Still in uniform, a sheen of sweat and dirt coating his body, he must smell like something comforting to the little babe as he stops crying just as fast, smacking his little lips into the sweaty shirt he now lays on.
You part from them, letting Bakugo take charge, the anxious tears stopped but still streaked down your cheeks, illuminated where you finally allow yourself to sit on the handsome blue armchair by the crib.
“Fussy shit,” Bakugo complains quietly, tearing one little snort of a giggle out of you as you gaze upon the two of them and wipe your nose, and at the same time, he gazes down at the baby with your eyes. “Wanted to make your mama cry, huh?”
“I’m sorry,” you say, sinking down into soft plush, “I’m so sorry I panicked, made you come all this way for nothing.”
“Stop apologizing, baby. ‘S not nothing,” he replies. “You needed help, and that’s what I’m here for. I’m”—he almost says fuckin’ Dynamight, pausing to look at you when he changes his mind—“dad. I’m dad.”
You smile weakly, and he approaches, dipping down on one knee to let you give your finally sleeping baby one last goodnight kiss, your fingers gently curling his blonde bangs away from his forehead.
“Just needed your daddy, I guess. Right, little boy?”
Bakugo can’t help but smirk, pulling back carefully to gently put the baby in his crib. He whines as he goes down, stretching his little limbs out now that the swaddle has been discarded… and though he notices the way your fingers tighten into themselves in worry as you watch, he settles back into sleep almost immediately, barely a pause in between to confirm it.
In the new silence, you finally whisper. “You gotta go back? To work?”
“I’ll get Denki over here in an hour,” Bakugo nods, also whispering; the sound that comes out unfamiliarly quiet, but not all that unpleasant as he steps and turns back to you, one hand reaching out to smooth down the hairs on your neck. “He’ll let you rest. You got it til then, or should I wait with you?”
You wave him off, still seeming tired but already calm enough to turn on the night light and pick up the book you started way back when, maybe even before becoming a mom. “I’ll be okay.”
“Don’t be afraid to ask for help again though, mama,” he leans down to give you your goodnight kiss before he finally has to go, reminding you of all the trust he has for you, too. “We’re all here to help.”
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paimonial-rage · 3 months
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wriothesley 3, 16, 17 :3 -- @milkstore
[Character Analysis Ask Meme]
What is Wriothesley’s mbti/enneagram?
Wriothesley is a 9w8 ESTP sp/so.
What is the best way to win Wriothesley’s heart?
Wriothesley is a simple man, and simple men require simple methods. Simply put, the best way to win Wriothesley’s heart is to flirt with him. He doesn’t need much more than that. Challenge him, tease him, take him by surprise. Play hot and cold. Accept his invitations for tea, then spurn his advancements the next. Present yourself as a catch, dance right out of his reach, and let his instincts kick in. But make sure you’re having fun too. It’s not a game if both people aren’t having fun.
What are Wriothesley’s strengths in a relationship?
Of the many traits Wriothesley was blessed with, two that stand out are his level-headedness and his tendency toward action. No matter what you may go through as a couple, he will not be overcome by stress or fear. You can always trust him to be solid no matter the storm. Not to mention you can trust he will not take the backseat in your relationship. If there is anything wrong, he will address it. But more than that, if he sees the chance to make you happy, he will take it, whether it’d be bringing home flowers or taking you on a date to something you want to see. In a relationship, he won’t let you feel alone.
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nionom-art · 1 year
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Back at it again
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dredgesnails · 2 months
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live slug snail reaction
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dramaism · 2 years
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Vegas said he loved me. Vegas said he'd marry me. Can we start all over again? Just you and me. I need you, Pete.
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roomsofmyheart · 1 year
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My dad, expecting me to have photos of friends and family on my phone: We should share all the photos on our phones as a family!
Me, sweating profusely: uh I don’t take a lot of photos
Also my photo album:
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koroart · 1 year
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Blaiddyd fam doodle dump !!
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crystallizsch · 1 month
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i’m thinking about glomas againnn probably because there might be a book 7 update on en server next month 👀
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^ the yuu that started it all pre-2024 they're just a little silly
just having a fun time
they already had a masquerade outfit i just simplified it and changed a few things afjskljd (old one below the cut)
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definitely more going on but there's not much change
my crazy ass actually had a lot of their outfits drawn including main ones, event ones, and even personal ones they'd wear themselves
fjlajlsdjla yuuna my beloved 🥺
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hiatus-queen72 · 8 months
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Mind hazy lately sorry for the late return 🥺✨🌸
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spatialwave · 6 months
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couldn’t get this limoreau moment out of my head.
(i usually post my edits on tiktok but i like gen v tumblr fandom better 🩵)
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omnisaurusnuggie · 1 month
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( ̄^ ̄)ゞJUJUTSU KAISEN SPOILERS IN MY TEXT
wee woo wee woo
if kenjaku gets to Itadori before Gege does. <3 father son bonding ;)
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excali8ur · 11 months
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You ever look through your follower list and realise how many people are following you who you absolutely cannot stand.
So anyway. Time to do some spring cleaning. Bioessentialists & transphobes get the fuck off my blog. Ace and aro exclusionists get the fuck off my blog. SWERFs and “no kink at pride” types get the fuck off my blog. Right wingers get the fuck off my blog. Antisemites get the fuck off my blog. None of you are welcome here.
(And if none of this applies to you, you’re totally welcome here!)
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