#I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream
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Hello I have a request can you do a various Yandere MHA x Reader (like class 1a vs class 1b type of stuff) if that's comfortable with you!
WOOOOO!! I don’t mind at all :D
Haha I hope this is good- This is rlly my first time writing a Yandere Varius X Reader soooo......
HHHHHNNNNNGGGGG
COMPETITION
(Yandere BNHA X F!Reader!)
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Reader/ [Y/n] will be female for the sake of ✨Cliche writing~!✨
[Y/n]'s quirk allows her to manipulate water Juvia Lockser style [I chose water because it goes well with a lot of the class's quirks]
[Y/n]'s personality is the classic "Naive, innocent, strawberry milk sweetheart"
I may have left out something but I forgot what it was... :(
I hope it's still good tho :)
Lately all your friends have been acting weird. They want to do stuff like hanging out with you more, have a spar, have a snack, study, stuff like that.
At first you found it cute and spent time with whoever asked first... but now... things have become... rough.
{Your POV}
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"[Y/n]-Chaann~!" I yelped as I suddenly got hugged from behind. "Mina..?" I questioned. I heard her laugh and when I turned around, I saw the whole Bakusquad there. "What's up guys?" I asked as I tilted my head.
"Oh! We were planning to hit up the arcade. You wanna join?" Kriishima asked as he slung his arm around Kaminari. I groaned and rubbed my arm. "Sorry guys, I have something going on." They looked dissappointed but Bakugo just seemed pissed. More so than usual. "AH?! What could be more important? You're already hella smart and your quirk is kick ass!" I chuckled and blushed at the praise. "Yeah... True... It is only grocery shopping...but-"
"Then we can go to the arcade and then we can walk with you to the store."Kaminari suggested. "O-Oh! You don't have to! I mean- I still have-" Before I was able to finish my sentence, the door to the class opened and I saw Tetsutetsu, Kuroiro, Shiozaki, and Kendo. "Good afternoon. Is [Y/n]-San here?" I smiled and told the people in front of me goodbye before I jogged to the door. "Sorry! Just saying my goodbyes. We can go now." I told Kendo.
She smiled at me and in return, Tetsutetsu linked our arms and dragged me and the 1-B students away.
{Third POV}
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It was silence for a while as class 1-A stared at the door that was left open. "WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY IS SHE HANGING OUT WITH THOSE CLASS B NOBODIES?!?" Screamed the blonde haired boy as he activated his quirk. "*hmph* Bakugo, calm down, we all agreed that we wouldn't act against each other until [Y/n] gave an answer." A black haired male ran into front of Bakugo to stop his quirk. "*Tch*... Dammit four eyes-" Bakugo glared at the class president before groaning and exited the class.
"Bakugo? Where are you going?!" Yaoyorozu asked, worried that [Y/n] might see all their true colours. "MAKING SURE THOSE EXTRAS DON'T DO STUPID SHIT!"
Everyone else in the class sighed. They also wanted to do the same but they know it will be suspicious.
{Your POV}
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I thanked Shiozaki as she bought us all ice cream. "You really didn't have to buy these..." I smiled and licked my [Fav. Flavor] ice cream. "And Tetsutetsu, you don't have to hold my grocery bags." But Tetsutetsu and Shiozaki just looked more proud and happy with themselves. "We can walk you home too is you want?" Kendo asked as she stood behind me.
I sweatdropped. "Oh! That's too much! It's getting dark so I can't! You guys need to get home too so-" "I'm sure it'll be fine. We live in the same area anyways." Kuroiro said, looking at the others. "Are you sre? If it gets too late than you guys can stay over for the night..." That made the four of them smile. "Oh we won't take long, I'm sure" I smiled back and sighed. "Okay, fine. Let's go."
{Third POV}
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"SHE'S GONNA- *MMPHHH*" Bakugo flailed around as the other grabbed him, covering his mouth and pulled him back into their hiding space. "Shhhhuuu! Bakubro she's gonna hear you!" Kirishima whispered and he used his quirk and hugged Bakugo to trap him. "Ahh! What should we do?!" Ashido asked as she gripped her hair.
"Don't worry. I texted the chat." "YOU DID WHAT?!?" The Bakusquad all glared at Kaminari. "Huh? What was that?" The Bakusquad all ducked into the alleyway, tightly holding onto the explosive Pomeranian. "[Y/n]... We should go. They could be a thief, or a villain." They heard a member of Class B suggest. "Hmm... Okay. Let's hurry."
They heard the group that they were tailing start to jog and they all shared their annoyance. "*Tch* It's no use. They're all at [Y/n]'s home so there's no point in tailing them anymore." Sero groaned and facepalmed. "That sucks. 'Cause Midoriya, Todoroki, and Iida are already on their way. So are Uraraka, Yaoyorozu, and Jiro." The Bakusquad grit their teeth while Bakugo activated his quirk, letting out muffled yells. "This stupid idiot-" Sero sighed and smacked the back of Kaminari's head. "Hey!"
But before Kaminari could respond, the three boys he mentioned earlier just arrived, along with Uraraka, Yaoyorozu, and Jiro arrived. "Where are they?!" Midoriya asked as he kept a straight face.
"Simple~ Anywhere where no class 1-A morons are!" Out came a voice that 1-A was all too familiar with. "OF COURSE IT'S YOU, COPYCAT!" Bakugo yelled, getting out of Kirishima's grip. The "Copycat" just laughed and from both side of the ally, came more students from class 1-B. "An ambush?! So you knew?" Yaoyorozu stated firmly, reaching for her stomach and pulled out a spear while the other class 1-A activated their quirks.
"Whoa... Whoa... Settle down! You wouldn't want dearest to find out about this little thing do you~?" Kaibara chuckled as he pulled out his phone with a video that the 1-A students knew all too much about. A video of... a certain person who... let's just say tried to do bad stuff to our dear reader. "How?" Iida demanded, getting into a fighting position.
Monoma stepped forwards. "Relax~ We won't actually do anything yet." He laughed as he clapped twice. At the signal, Class 1-B all charged at 1-A. Because of the small allyway they were in, class 1-A had trouble controlling their quirks. I mean, sure they have control but their anger of being blackmailed messed with them.
"You tell her and I swear on All Might's name I will completely mmmmmmhh- frick you up." Uraraka exclaimed, pouting. "Ohhhh no~ We're so scared" Kodai responded with sarcasm. After a great stare off, they all launched their attacks both sides determined to beat the other to prove the strength of their love.
[Request for Pt.2]
AAAHHHHH!!! THIS WAS BAD IT HAD MORE RIVALRY THAN... STUFF
THIS WAS HONESTLY MY FIRST TIME WRITING A YANDERE x READER- SOOOOOO I HAD NO CLUE WHAT TO DO WITH THE PLOT MY MIND JUST WENT. "Okay, fight, love, hate, fight, kill, blood, love, jelly jelly, tsun tsun, fight, jelly, hate, love, blood, tsun tsun, blood, fight, kill, jelly jelly."
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Hi! Can you do a jj x reader with kids and someone get overwhelmed? Maybe like trip to the park and it’s kinda stressful with a toddler and baby?
Outnumbered
pairing: jennifer jareau x fem reader
category: fluff, hurt/comfort
warnings: none
word count: 698
summary: you get overwhelmed at the park with your two kids
"JJ where did Henry go?" I asked as I gave Michael his pacifier. This was the first time we were going to the park as a family of 4 and I was stressed out of my mind, I didn't understand how JJ was keeping a calm facade.
"He's on the swings."
"Oh."
"Baby you need to calm down." She said with a small laugh. "He's not gonna run away and no one is gonna take him. I promise." I nodded and smiled as Michael squeezed my finger.
"Baby, look! He just squeezed my finger." JJ laughed and moved closer to me, watching as Michael giggled and squeezed my finger.
"He loves you."
"He should love me. I'm great." I looked up and saw that Henry wasn't on the swings anymore. "Jayje where did Henry go?"
"Um...he's on the slide." As soon as JJ said that Michael started crying. My heart beat faster and I froze. If I paid attention to Michael and calmed him down then I would lose sight of Henry but if I kept watching Henry then Michael would keep screaming and crying. "Honey?"
"What?" I turned to face her, my face tense with anxiety.
"Can you take a few breaths for me?"
"I don't need to take a few breaths I need to keep track of Henry and take care of Michael all at the same time-"
"Baby breathe."
"I am breathing I just need to-"
"Hey. Look at me." Her voice was a bit more stern now. I turned to look at her with a frown, rubbing Michael's tiny belly. "Do you need to go to the car to take a break?"
"No I'm fine." She raised her brows, knowing I was lying. "Ok fine I...I need a break but I don't need to go to the car."
"Give me Michael." I rolled his stroller over to her. "Now can you keep an eye on Henry?" I nodded. I could do that. I could definitely do that. He was still on the slide but this time he was going to the swings again. He had a big smile on his face as he ran around.
"He's adorable." I whispered.
"He is, isn't he?" JJ looked up at me after she got the pacifier into Michael's mouth. "It's weird to think we used to be that little."
"Mhm."
"How are you feeling?"
"A bit better."
"It's ok to feel that way, you know? Having two kids can be overwhelming at times." I nodded in agreement.
"I just wish it didn't show in public." She sighed and nodded.
"Yeah but you can't turn it off, you know?"
"When it was just Henry it was easier cause we outnumbered him." I pointed out. "But now there's two and we have to divide our attention between both of them. What happened when they're older and they come up with some diabolical plan and we don't have the ability to stop it?" JJ laughed loudly.
"We're two FBI Agents. I'm pretty sure we'll have the ability to stop it." I nodded and leaned against her. "If you ever just need to take a breather, let me know. I'll be here for you, ok?"
"Ok. Thanks. That means a lot."
"Of course."
"Look, Henry's coming back."
"Mama!" He jumped onto my lap and wrapped his arms around my neck, getting himself comfortable.
"Hey buddy." I kissed the side of his face a few times. "Did you have fun?"
"Yeah! Did you see how high I was going on the swings?"
"I did, I thought you were gonna touch the moon!" He giggled as I started to tickle his sides.
"I'm hungry."
"Well what do you want for lunch?" I asked him. I could see JJ smiling at me out of the corner of my eye.
"Ice cream!"
"Buddy we can't have ice cream for lunch. But we can have ice cream after lunch, how does that sound?"
"Good!" I laughed and picked him up, holding him against my side as we walked back to the car. JJ was pushing Michael's stroller and I leaned over, giving her a kiss on the cheek.
"Thank you." I told her sincerely.
"Anytime love."
#x reader#criminal minds#jennifer jareau#jennifer jareau x reader#wlw post#lgbtq#jennifer jareau x you
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The Daily Katy - Bonus Katy!
#daily katy#katy perry#goddess#pop star#legs and heels#legs for miles#legs for days#music#pop crush#ice cream#I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream#lickilicky#lickit#summer vibin'#california gurls#too hot to handle
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All tmnt shows forever: lol they’re obsessed with food because teenagers. The only thing they take seriously is pizza, yeah yeah yeah they’re obsessed with this one restaurant. lol they will eat anything, like literal garbage. Such classic teenagers.
tmnt fanfic writers forever: our turtles grew up without any food security 😭 😭 give them more pizza 😭 😭 😭
#tmnt#tmnt 2003#tmnt 1987#tmnt 2012#rottmnt#don’t make fun of their garbage pizza I’ll eat your eyes (I said while making fun of their garbage pizza)#seriously though#hungry hungry turtles#tmnt scarcity mentality#tmnt eating disorders#the way the 87 turtles are always starting and ending eps with pizza#shredder literally baiting them with a pizza place that would make weird combos#don’t make fun of their coping skills shredhead my boys are trying to survive#or when 03 Donnie get so excited about an ice cream run#and mikey proceeds to spend the whole night chanting#I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream#you’re right mikey I am screaming#rise and pizza week#screaming and crying#2012 and ice cream Kitty#90s movie kiddos inviting themselves over for frozen pizza at April’s
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Ice Cream. We all scream for Ice Cream
#glebnarush#what the fuck am i doing#embrace the absurd#carrier pigeon#discord server#discord stuff#discord chat#funny#ice cream#i scream you scream we all scream for ice cream#cereal#mercy#chaos
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Chapters: 18/18
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter - Laurell K. Hamilton
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Summary:
When a Lycanthrope factory is uncovered in Saint Louis, the preternatural community is thrown into panic. Where have all the lycans found in the factory come from? The survivors are not coping outside of their cages and the operators of the factory have slipped through the fingers of the police. It’s a rush for Anita Blake to find them and stop them from starting another factory in another state, while simultaneously taking in a small boy with the brightest green eyes she has ever seen and a past as curious, strange and completely unbelievable as anyone she has ever met.
#harry potter#anita blake : vampire hunter#crossover#fanfiction#ao3#human trafficking#human experimentation#murder#inhumane crualty#artificial insemination#miscarriage#torture#child abuse#lacking socialization skills and cues#slow healing#they never find out about magic#kidnapping#attempted murder#magical Britain isn't involved in the plot#I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream
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It’s June, bitches!
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with how the splat 3 fanbase is acting about splatfests, you'd think there's something real and tangible on the line and not like, superficial bragging rights and a few extra snails. idk why people are sitting here and getting angry at shiver as if she's a real person who has any actual will to do anything and not just pixels on a screen, especially when there are legitimate issues with how splatfests are designed and run in splat3, and that's the devs and nintendo's fault, not shiver. she's not real and she can't do anything to you. and i've seen way more complaining about the concept of "toxic shiver stans who always pick shiver and ruin it for everyone" than i have any actual evidence that these kind of people exist on a mass scale. it really feels like that kind of person is a guy that the fanbase made up to be mad at every time they lose. i agree that there are huge problems with splat 3 but the moment someone lays the blame on shiver they throw all credibility out the window. it's not shiver, there's no evil cult of shiver stans manipulating the splatfests, and don't get me started on how people are talking about the asian playerbase with these splatfests.
#luminiscore#splatfest#splatoon 3#listen guys. ive been playing since splat 1. and let me tell you. even then it wasn't as bad as this#*old man voice* back in my day callie won almost every splatfest and we liked that JUST FINE. ok we didn't#but judging from numbers of past splatfests majority of the player base DOES pick based on what they like best and not the idol#so idk why im seeing people call for idols to be dettached from splatfest thats not gonna change the issues with balance#like i hate to break it to you all but majority of the splatoon player base are casuals who are not deep in the fandom if at all#and they do not care about what your ideas of fairness are. they just wanna play#and its stuff like. i think a lot of you seriously underestimate how popular stuff like vanilla ice cream is. it's not shiver#im just amazed and baffled by all the hatred and vitriol directed at shiver bc ive never seen this before with splatfest discourse#the WAHHH (insert winning team here) IS FULL OF EVIL SPAWN CAMPERS excuse is as old as time and should not be listened to. sorry#and in no world in a pvp game will the enemy roll over and let you win and play “fair” bc you want them to. thats not how it works#and i despise how whinging and screaming from a small and super toxic section of the fandom is poisoning discourse for casuals#touching grass isn't enough some of you guys need to start a garden
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Your love is better than ice cream
Better than anything else that I've tried
And your love is better than ice cream
Everyone here knows how to fight
And it's a long way down
It's a long way down
It's a long way down to the place
Where we started from
#t42art#artists on tumblr#my art#fanart#miraculous ladybug#ml#ml spoilers#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste#ladybug#chat noir#adrinette#love square#glaciator#andre the ice cream man#pont des arts#i scream you scream we all scream for these disaster children to finally get together
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it’s true, Princess Anne does love her ice cream 🍦
🍦 chowing down on her icecream
🍦 the royal family held a competition in 1973 to invent a new flavour of icecream for Anne and her first husband Mark’s wedding - the winning flavour was mint chocolate chip!!!
🍦 even the little annelets love it too!
🍦 in 2004 she was given a years supply of Mackies icecream
🍦 if you’re lucky enough to be invited to one of Anne’s dinner parties you might be given a choc ice for your journey home, not too late home though. she’s a busy lady!
#no choice but to stanne#what an icon#i love her#princess anne#princess royal#ice cream#you scream#we all scream for#icecream
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you know what makes life better...?
COOKIE AND CREAM ICE CREAM MY GUYY!!!
#it be like dat#i just had one#life set#genius#amazing#the best thing ever#loving life rn#based on a true story#random#icecream#cookie and cream#i scream#you scream#we all scream for ice cream
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Made myself a little midnight snack! (Ice cream, whipped cream, chocolate chips, sprinkles, and a little chocolate syrup)
#ice cream#midnight snack#food#snacks#suger disaster#i love ice cream#you love ice cream#we all scream for ice cream#my unhealthy addictions#probably giving my dentist aneurism#sorry doc
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just remembered how in the sixth grade there was a fucking riot in the cafeteria that ended in the entire grade getting silent lunch for like 3 months
#I think it was 3 months but it felt a lot longer. my god middle school was the school to prison pipeline at its finest#on one hand I think its unfair that we were all punished but to be fair the entire grade participated in this riot. I don't even remember#what we were rioting? I just remember a girl named whitney was involved and 1 thing led to another and whitney ran out of the cafeteria#and THE ENTIRE GRADE WENT AFTER HER 😭. myself included I didn’t even know why either but WE WERE AFTER THAT BITCH 😭#it was so bad I remember everyone was heading one direction and then everyone started running back the other direction.#and I got knocked down in the process looking back this was really dangerous. but after that we got silent lunch for what felt like forever#like not only were we forced to sit with our homerooms (and some us didn’t even like our homeroom) but we couldn’t even talk to each other#which is honestly not good for socialization?? but again I can’t entirely blame them cause the situation was out of control.#but also shouldn’t the adults have had that thing under control??? anyways the person who ran silent lunch was the vice tyrant dr levine#he fucking hated us like that man was PISSED OFF and he made it clear cause if you made a sound during silent lunch#that man was gonna threaten you with detention extended detention ISS (aka in school suspension)#he didn’t even mean it but it was pretty good for instilling fear in us good kids. but one time I remember there was a kid who didn’t buy i#he didn’t give into levine’s fear tactic and levine started yelling “ISS!! OSS!! EXPULSION!!!!!” like calm down#I feel bad thinking about how so many kids who would ACCIDENTALLY make a sound were punished. and they were so damn terrified#cause it was like you were on your best behavior all of the time and then one noise and suddenly you had an out of school suspension#one time a boy named jc’s phone went off and he picked it up and it was his grandma asking him if he wanted ice cream 😭 no fucks given#and levine was screaming at him to hang up the phone and jc was like “this is my grandmother I can’t hang up"#and there came a time where we were finally off the hook and I just remember people in the cafeteria were clapping 😭#like this was school sanctioned oppression and we were finally liberated... but then we were back to silent lunch and I don’t even know why#I remember once even I ended up in Levine’s office but I dont think its cause I was talking during silent lunch??#I think it had something to do with bullying idk?? I just remember levine had my back during it and made the other kid cry and apologize#so shout out to levine. always good times goodbye!
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How can y'all possibly be sad while eating ice cream. Idc if u lactose intolerant, u better put a smile on ur damn face while eating that delicious little treat.
#ice cream#i love ice cream#i scream#you scream#we all scream#for ice cream#lactose intolerance#lack toes and taller ants
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