#based on a true story | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

maranescence · 14 hours

Text

When you try to kill a big scary bug but it starts fucking flying

#murder drones #glitch productions #serial designation n #funny #memes #shitpost #murder drones ep 7 #murder drones n #based on a true story #pov: you live in the south during spring #my sleep pattern is just ⬅️⬆️↕️⤴️↩️⬆️↕️⬇️⬅️↖️↔️#the night doesn’t last long enough for me

44 notes · View notes

earth2audiee · 1 day

Text

“i know that character is canonically aroace but can’t i just have fun shipping them??”

what if i took your leg

#I HATE ALLOS #😁#based on a true story #they tried arguing that it was okay #solely because of another ship with someone straight #mind you they’re not canonically straight just had a previous relationship with the opposite gender #like what??#aromantic #asexual #aroace #aromantic asexual

33 notes · View notes

happy-radio · 3 days

Text

Cringe artist breaks art block to complain about new job and boomers: how original

#based on a true story #art by me #art by op #drawing #comic #ny face

24 notes · View notes

chongoblog · 3 months

Text

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

#based on a true story #im cooking more which is super cool

75K notes · View notes

kaos-snakey-loki · 7 months

Text

#based on a true story #it's me #i'm the clown #loki #mobius #loki season 2 #lokius #loki spoilers #if this image just ends up looking like it was made on a potato- that's because it was #loki s2 #mcu #queerbaiting

1K notes · View notes

machinot · 2 months

Text

Tax Return - Machinot for Nintendo DS - 2005

#based on a true story #amirite #NDS #y2k #y2k core #nostalgiacore #video game #webcore #nintendods #2000s core #cartoon #animation #retro #surreal #Nintendo ds #2000s

768 notes · View notes

cassettepony · 8 months

Text

twi's words of wisdom

#mlp #twilight sparkle #based on a true story #myart

2K notes · View notes

sacharinee · 10 months

Note

pranking peter asking him to try not to annoy you today has me crying

pairing: bf!peter parker x reader

w/c: 600

a/n: hiii anon thank u very much for requesting! based on that trend on tiktok :)

you’re feeling mean today.

after waking up so early, you’ve scrolled through countless videos of girls pranking their boyfriends with just a simple line, and seeing their priceless reactions.

and what better use of your time than to prank your ever so lovely boyfriend.

you’re up in the bathroom, washing your face and getting your makeup done for the day when peter walks in to greet you.

“g’morning baby,” he mumbles and wraps an arm around the side of your hip, sloppily kissing the side of your forehead.

you take a look at him through the mirror. he’s got bedhead, his curly hair all messy, shirt wrinkled, and he’s rubbing his squinty eyes from the bright lights. his cute little pout makes your heart skip a beat and you almost feel bad for what you’re about to do.

“hi petey,” you greet, you’ve got your brush in one hand, blending out the makeup on your skin.

and he’s reaching for his toothbrush, squirting some toothpaste on when he asks you, “d’you sleep good?”

“it was okay,” you respond with a shrug.

“just okay? what happened, y/n/n?" he asks, his voiced laced with concern.

you tap your fingernails on the countertop as you take a deep breath, “look, pete, i have a big day ahead, so can you just try not to annoy me today please?”

peter freezes as his jaw goes slack with the toothbrush in his mouth. his eyes stare up at you in shock and confusion while you’re none the wiser, looking straight ahead, curling your lashes up closely against the mirror, “what’d you say?”

you let out a sigh as you switch out the curler for mascara, “i said, try not to get on my nerves today.”

"today? but the day just started," he's dumbfounded when he looks at you.

you shrug in response, "still. you've been really annoying lately."

you resist from looking at peter. one quick glance and you know you would break.

“oh…” the boy mumbles, looking down at the sink confused, trying so hard to figure out where he went wrong, “m’ sorry.” you feel like a monster.

but when peter steps back to sneak a peek at you, he notices your uncomfortable stance. you’re squeamish, biting your lip, as you avoid eye contact with him.

his eyes narrow down at your figure, “and how exactly have i annoyed you lately?”

you take a second to think of a example, “just, everything. like right now, when you ruined my makeup or when you’re asking me stupid questions.”

“stupid questions? ruined your makeup? wait, what, you mean when i kissed you good morning??” your boyfriend laughs in amusement.

“m’ just saying.”

“huh okay,” peter spits the toothpaste out in the sink, “you wanna talk about silly questions?" he wipes his mouth with a rag and turns towards you, gets up real close to the side of your face.

you pinch your brows towards him, “what are you-”

“who was the one that asked me if italy was in spain?”

“peter-”

“or if milan was in germany?”

“are you ser-”

“or if australia and austria were the same thing?”

“peter!”

“i’m just saying!” he’s mocking you, a smug smirk on his face, and he knows he’s got you.

“yea whatever, einstein,” you bump him out of the way wanting to use the mirror next. you’re crabby your little prank backfired while peter’s having the time of his life, laughing at your embarrassment.

he stands behind you wrapping his big arms around your front and resting his chin down on your shoulder. he’s got this irritating sardonically sweet smile on his face that makes you wanna kiss or slap it off, you can’t decide. he’s gazing with loving eyes at you’re adorably grumpy pout in the mirror and kissing the side of face, smudging your makeup once more.

“it’s okay baby, you can get on my nerves all you want.”