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ushiwakaout · 3 years

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Things I believe Sakusa Kiyoomi (pro MSBY volleyball player) would say if you lived together (from the moment you wake up, to the moment you fall asleep).

you’re msby manager bc i said so, and you wear glasses when u read

“Hey stinky wake up, we got early practice.” (5:00 am)

“Come on, you forgot to shower yesterday, shower now before i kick you to the shower.”

“Hold on, give me a kiss.”

*taps you ass to rush you to the shower*

“Don’t use up all the hot water”

“Hurry up i feel sticky.”

“Where’d you put my antibacterial soap.”

“Did you guy the apple scented shampoo?”

“Why’d you get the rose one, that’s the one Atsumu likes, i changed it for a reason.”

“Did you buy me a new loofa? Bc this one is more than a month old. It’s packing bacteria”

“Don’t buy me a neon green one because it reminds me of you- because i said so.”

“Come on we’re gonna be late.”

“Atsumu get your hands off my s/o.”

“It’s too early to deal with them.” (6:00 am)

“Help me stretch.”

“Push harder, i’m not beefy like bokuto, i can actually reach my ankles.”

“Bokuto their helping me, butt out.”

“What do you mean you’re gonna help him?”

*will hold your wrist and like swing it a little like a baby*

“Fine, give me a kiss tho.” (6:10 am)

*everyone’s a little shocked that all of you have lasted so long*

“What are you looking at atsumu.”

“No atsumu they won’t help you stretch.”

“Go help hinata instead of atsumu, because i like him better thats why.”

*will kiss you in between breaks even if hes all sweaty*

“How do you kiss me when im all sweaty, isn’t it gross?”

“No? Good, come here.”

*not the biggest fan of pda but the occasional kiss in public is fine (he’s very comfortable with his teammates but won’t tell anyone)*

“Can you refill my bottle for me?”

*will help you clean up after practice but will immediately shower before kissing you again because he’s extra sweaty*

“You missed a spot. No right here. Right.... No you’re good. Actually give me that.” (9:30 am)

“Did you bring me an extra mask?”

“Why arent u wearing the one i gave you?”

“It’s in your pocket, baby- Look, get over here. You owe me Umeboshi”

*will make you jump to reach your mask*

“give me a kiss”

*only pulls down his mask to kiss you*

“Let go buy some umeboshi.”

*doesn’t hold your hand but he makes you wrap your arm around his bc he likes being close to you*

*if you take the train he makes to stand in a corner, and you know he hates crowds and people but he does not want you getting touched by a stranger*

“I want coffee, do you want coffee?”

“Let’s go to the café by our place, i don’t like the other ones, their coffee is watered down.l

“Do you want anything? You’re buying me my fruit so i’ll buy you something.” (11:00 am)

“Did you not like it? I told you not to order thing you haven’t tried.”

“This is good, do you want mine?”

“Just drink it and give me yours.”

“You know i don’t care, you took a tiny sip y/n, give me it now.”

“Y/n, youre not forcing me to drink anything, give me your damn drink.”

“Stop being a baby, now wrap your arm around mine, i wanna go home and take a nap.”

“It’s you’re turn to clean right? Okay, i’m gonna take a nap.” (12:30 pm)

“Hey- They guys asked me to go out for drinks and i said i wouldn’t go without you....” (2:00 pm)

“Stop looking at my bed head... so do you wanna go?”

“Why do you look good?”

“It’s just drinks.”

*if you wear a dress*

“Can you not... pull this down more?”

*if you wear a button down*

“I’m just gonna *buttons up your shirt* “there you go” *pats your chest* “that’s better”

*watches you out your glasses on to read the drink menu after he’s had a few shots.”

“You look so cute” (5:00 pm)

*pinches cheeks*

“Come here give me a kiss.”

*bokuaka is a cannon ship in any of my headcannons*

“Why can’t we be touchy like bokuto and akaashi?”

“What do you mean i don’t like it?”

“I said no such thing.”

“Give me another kiss.”

“Another one”

“Hey... you wanna marry me one day?”

“No im not kidding, why would i be kidding?”

“No i don’t wanna go home yet, i wanna let atsumu you’re mine.”

“You’re not gonna leave me for piss hair right?”

“Not even Hinata?”

“Good, come here. I want a hug.”

“Take me home i wanna sleep now.” (7:00 pm)

“Actually i’m hungry, buy me food please.”

“No, nothing spicy. something savory.”

“Let’s go to Onigiri Miya, Osamu is the better miya, have i said that already?”

*at onigiri miya* “OSAMU, my favorite miya!” (7:30 pm)

“No im not drunk, did y/n tell you.”

“Give me something good.”

“No, not in the house- i’m paying.”

“Miya, i will make Atsumu my favorite, and you know i don’t wanna do that.”

“Baby, tell Osamu i’m not drunk.”

“No, no, no, i’m tipsy.”

*will make you feed him, will also deny it the next day*

“Goodnight favorite brother!” (9:00 pm)

“You think he believes me when i tell him he’s my favorite?”

“No? Good because atsumu is actually my favorite, but told tell him that.”

“Are you recording? What for?”

“Help me upstairs, I think i’m gonna fall.”

*sloppy fuck when he’s drunk and will cum inside you because he wants you to be a mess for him since he’s usually very picky about it. Kiyoomi is so fucking dirty when he’s drunk it’s stupid. will fuck you raw, will call you dirty names, will make you go dumb and if you pass out hed pass out with you*

“Hey, give me a bath will you? I don’t wanna smell like beer tomorrow.” (9:30 pm)

“Put all that nice stuff in my bath, i wanna smell good.”

“Please buy the apple shampoo because i actually really like it.”

“Reminds me of you.”

“Baby, just get in here with me.”

“Please.”🥺

*will hold you in the bath and nuzzle his head in the crook of your neck*

“I love you, so much.... You know that right?”

“Thank you for dealing with my freak cleaning obsession.”

“Are you sure it’s not a problem?”

“I know i’m picky but i try, for you and you only.”

*he will dry you off a little lazy bc he’s still really tipsy*

“Come to bed with me. i wanna hold you.”

“You’re feet are cold, put on socks.”

Extras:

“Baby i don’t feel so good.” (3:00 am)

“Baby~ wake up.”

“Hey- hey, don’t be so loud.”

“Can you clean this for me?”

“No, clean it again.”

“Did you buy more umeboshi?”

“We don’t have any more umeboshi”

“Shut it bokuto you can’t even touch your toes because you’re so beefy.”

“Baby, tell bokuto he’s too beefy- no it’s not mean- it’s funny.”

*at home drunk* “You like my body better right?” *will button down his shirt and make you touch his toned stomach*

“if you wanted my body to be like his i don’t think you’d scratch my bad as much as you did last night” *still very drunk*

“Hey, go clean that.”

“Come here, you have something in your eye.”

“Let me clean under your nails.”

*this man has a weird thing for popping your pimples, blackheads, stuff like that. will not admit it*

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analogseeker · 3 years

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shipgame uh pekobuki

(Ask Game: Open)

they have mutual feelings, ibuki is just more loud about it and is constantly "everyone look at my cool gf!" and peko is just. flustered. i feel like even tho ibuki is loud and open about everything she'd probably just be like oh peko is cute but then. not confess due to a fear of being rejected. and peko is more quiet n reserved n then one day when theyre talking peko is like "hey. yk what. i really like you. more than a friend" and ibuki is internally panicking n is like "best friends???".

i think their relationship to be very healthy, ibuki allows peko to be more honest and lets her communicate. peko watches out for ibuki so she doesnt get in any trouble. theyre smitten for eachother and peko reminds ibuki all the time how much she loves her and ibuki dedicates songs towards peko!

Children: No | Yes | They’d think about it

i feel they'd probably have a child yea, but they agreed to wait when they're older and can at least figure out how to take care of eachother first before adopting a child. tho they'd def get a dog or smth! ibuki knows peko likes pets so shes always just "cmon peko pleasseeee can we get this cat??? his name is stinky man the 3rd how can you not want him???" n peko is like no!! i must not resist..... they end up getting the cat anyways.

General Opinion: oh em gee i love them !! their dynamic is cute :] ibuki being loud and then peko is very reserved, i like to think ibuki allows peko to soften up and loosen up a bit. tho ibuki loves peko either way, shes completely head over heels and will gladly show off her gf

#asks #ask games #danganronpa

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jrueships · 3 years

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The vampire Russ thoughts you have given out are 😌. He def speaks in a Dracula sort of way sometimes, idk if it’s just me

BUT the main reason for this ask is for some redacted Marcus/giannis thoughts. Or some Chris Paul/ others thoughts, in honor of the finals being almost over!

He is DEFINITELY Dracula core LMAO like dark academia fancy man but... with more fashion

Like... you cannot show me This and NOT tell me he's a fancy possible vampire kin WNDNSKNX

I'm just like. Obsessed with russ as a whole. I know some people don't like him and for valid reasons but like... he's so?? Interesting??? On the court he is unhinged but off the court he's just ?? Chill. Like basketball is anger therapy for him and when hes done with it, he's done LMAO. He sits all fancy and elegantly sips his wine from a glass and braids his kids' hair like!!! King shit man! After a hard day's work of screeching on court, he can lounge back on his throne and speak softly in his weird little mafia king pin sounding sweet voice: totally unbothered. Like!!!! That's so enigmatic to me!!he's so interesting !!!! A truly magnificent Dracula man...

OKAY BUT ABOUT. .... THEM....

HMM....

I think they're a lot like john/trae where they're definitely on the VERGE of being sexy together when they're having sex... but their goofy personalities just ruin the moment (not for them but for normal humans who don't laugh at every single thing LMAO) ... BUT I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THEM ANYWAYS... I just don't know if it's HOT. Yknow like those are my fav ships. When they have sex but they don't have to have like... the perfect porno version of sex where everything is always hot and perfect and?? Yeah LMAO. I like when they're a bit more realistic and have to pause and ask if something is ok like?? Idk!!that's my shit! Idk maybe that's just me???

ANYWAYS REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED...

Okay. We all know about Mr. Foreplay at night Antetokounmpo. And we ALSO know how much raw short king energy Marcus exudes... I feel like on those special nights, maybe after a hard fought game where they're both competitively Pissed at each other (giannis moreso than Marcus.)... the goofiness is flown out the window for just. Straight up fierce, competitive sex. Whoever c*ms first loses. AJBDJS just practically wrestling. Like.. picture after a Celtics bucks game. Marcus has been bothering giannis nonstop with his defense and giannis is fucking. Mad. Nostrils flared, shoulders hunched up. He hasn't been getting any foul calls and the refs have not been on his side at All during the Marcus defense. In fact, they found it amusing how a 6'3 man can stop a Greek Giant. And they aren't the only ones laughing, because everytime Giannis turns back to look at the little defender... he's got the widest grin with two taunting smile lines adjacent.

Oh hell no.

After a tiresome game, normal players would have went straight to their hotel to take a long nap... but giannis wasn't Normal people. He's storming right into the Celtics locker room, right as Marcus is sending away some straggler rookies from the locker because he Already Knows what's gonna go down.

Giannis has the politeness to wait for everyone to leave before walking Marcus so far into his locker that the defender's knees buckle and he has to sit literally inside the locker looking up at Giannis's looming form. Two big hands at each side of the locker, Giannis cranes himself down at just. Glares at Marcus and his permanent smug smile. Normal people would have shit their pants if they saw this 6'11 man staring like he wanted to rip their intestines straight from their body, but Marcus wasnt normal people. He just grins a big toothed smile and states matter-of-the-factly "you played like shit today."

Next thing he knows, he's smirking at Giannis eye to eye level now that Giannis has him slammed high up a wall, supporting his lower half with strong arms. Marcus's legs wrap around and his hands are already trying to claw marks into the other's skin, tearing at the jersey. Marcus digs into Giannis's back, as if it was the only latch he had onto life. He doesn't care that Giannis has to tighten the hold when he leans over to try and rip a bite into his carrier's neck, in fact, he Likes making Giannis struggle for it. For him.

So yeah, in short, they have locker room sex.

AS FOR LIKE.... just in general ideas of them doing redacted UHHHH

Marcus Definitely gives Giannis lapdances.

But he's got rules that are held in place with an iron fist. Sometimes he says that Giannis can't touch him or he'll have to bind Giannis down into a chair to keep him steady while Marcus Gets To Work. Of course, giannis laughs it off and promises that he won't lay a finger on Marcus. It's simple, all he's gonna do is just dance on his lap? He won't disturb that. Nothing bothers the Greek Freak.

So Marcus keeps him to his promise and climbs into his lap. And straddles him. And he does one long R o l l of his hips, right down where Giannis is feeling the hottest and

O h .

γαμήσω..

Giannis WANTS to keep his hands at his side, wants to keep them steady but Marcus's hips are Right there just Right There and his body is Right there and his bright smile is Right There and his cute freckled face is grinning Right There and he's so close and . Fuck he's so close. He's so fucking close-

Giannis whines and pleads and begs and gives his best puppy eyes. But Marcus holds him to his promise despite it all.

And then, to make Giannis squirm even more, the shirt comes off and Giannis can see just a Hint of a bare skinned hip peeking out from Marcus's pants and Oh Fuck. He's gotta. He's gotta.

Marcus is so slow with his dancing, planting kisses so sweet like he wasn't the one killing Giannis. Like he was playing unaware at what he was doing to Giannis. It was so hot and Marcus was Right there and it'd be so easy to. Just can he Please take off his pants? Both of them? Please? The underwear is constricting everything and it's so- he's so close. Fuck. He's so close. And-

Y e a h . So marcus gives Giannis lapdances.

In sex, they both kinda take turns teasing the other. Even when Giannis is smothering Marcus deep into the mattress with each thrust, Marcus always finds the energy to twist his head back and snicker at how concentrated Giannis is, how sweaty his face is. If Giannis tries to shut him up by sticking his fingers down his everyapping jaw, Marcus simply responds by biting. Still, Giannis takes it as a challenge and responds with his own quips, finding the most success during the aftercare when Marcus is too tired to retort.

After cleaning themselves off in the shower (and having a mini towel whip fight), they both cuddle under the covers. Marcus and Giannis both attempt to be the big spoon, usually ending up with their limbs tangled under the sheets. Giannis whispers about how much he liked seeing Marcus's eyes roll, about how cute his noises were. And Marcus just mutters for him to shut up and weakly hits him with a pillow.

AND FINALLY... just mini thoughts about them..

- giannis sometimes speaks Greek when he gets Really into sex. And he mumbles songs in Greek while he sleeps. Sometimes Marcus wakes up from a nightmare, stays up for a bit, but then hears the faint murmuring of an odd tune sang from his boyfriend's sleepy lips... and it lulls him back to rest.

- as much as giannis prides himself over being a Greek Freak, he's honestly not All that freaky. Just has a high sex drive, really. So does Marcus so their restless libidos work in tune.

- giannis likes pulling at Marcus's braids and trying to undo them. Marcus fucking kills him for it though LMFAO

- giannis does have a 'ring for blowjob' bell. Sometimes Marcus throws it at him if he's not feelin it JABDJAB

- giannis calls Marcus "stinky" in greek but says that it means "I love you" in greek

- giannis is still trying to introduce 'sexy roleplay' into the bedroom but it just ends up spiraling into two theater kids trying to act out their theater kid dreams

ANYWAYS... YEAH... they THEM. A very teasing kinda... unstoppable force vs unmovable rock KABDJSN UHHHH yeah! Those are my redacted marcus/giannis thoughts LMAO. I HOPE U LIKE IT LITTLE ANON!!

I WILL REBLOG THIS WITH CP3 CONTENT SOON!!!!!!!!!! busy rn so if this sounds insane it's because it is LMAO but YEAH. S o o n

#i feed my anons like feedinf baby birds #open up <3 #shoves useless marcus giannis ideas down ur throat IABDJS #marcus/giannis #russy west #ted asks #MANY MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT T H E M

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teamsarawatshusband · 3 years

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Word Of Honor - 1st watch insta thoughts - Episode 2

Here’s Episode 1

Okay, before I get started with the episode, thank you so much for your likes and kind words and explanations. Thanks @averageace for letting me know that ghosts aren't necessarily dead. And thanks @ pretty-much-obsessed for letting me know it's not xianxia but wuxia. K, no cultivators. Got it!

Oh, just for future reference: I love when you guys help me out in the comments with understanding stuff like this! As long as you don’t spoil the story, I'm super grateful for all the genre info and cultural insights <3

Anyway, here we go!

Episode 2:

Oooooh, it was smirky guy who stopped the whip. And everybody is watching. How embarrassing.

I kinda like purple girl. She's so feisty and sassy.

Ok, the kid wants to make friends with alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy. He's in town to buy pastries for his mom, that's so cute. I need a shorter name for alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy. Anyway, the kid gives him a bookmark like a key to where he lives. Alright.

So smirky guy really did recognize the fighting. Oh, Four Seasons Manor is a sect! Ok, ok. And that's their fighting style. Was smirky guy once a part of them? Still so mysterious.

The kids are singing about the 5 lakes. That seems to be important somehow.

K, alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy wants to hitch a boat ride. And the old man looks like the old guy who got the 7 nails last time, but he's probably not, i'm just bad with faces again.

Yooo, does alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy have so much silver? Yeah, I wouldn't trust him either, old man. Oh, smirky guy intervenes. And now the old boatman wants to do the ride.

Whoaaa, nice scenery with the water and the blossoms and the music. I wanna go there.

So, now he's at mirror lake manor. Was that the kid's place? I forgot.

Wow, that boatman is really something, shouting out his insults as alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy is simply standing on the dock. Can't he be a bit nicer? LOOOOOL, yeah, so now he really dashed without paying, that's what you get for being rude.

But shame on tragic hero lord guy.You should always pay your debts. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Whoaaaaa, the blossom trees. I'm in love. Tragic hero lord guy flies over them in slo-mo.

And when it's not snowing, it's raining petals. Why is there a boat on dry land? Is that gonna be important?

Ooooh, fan fight! Must be smirky guy. Yusss! And now they're dancing.

Oh, and now smirky guy is being poetic. Dude, you sound like you’re crushing on him hard, man. Alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy isn't having any of it, lol.

There's two guys talking about war in the next scene. One of them is the dad and the other a son. Is that our kid from before? He seems older. I hate being bad with faces. Oh, he's not the kid. He's his older brother. And apparently there's one more brother even. I'm gonna get them all confused so much. Ugh

Tragic hero lord guy gets to stay in a woodshed. And likes it. I mean... whatever makes him happy, I guess.

Ooooh, back at the palace, I remember the helmets of the soldiers. And there's the guy who took tragic hero lord guy's job and... the other, like... boss guy. Maybe a king or an emperor. New at the job guy talks about... stuff. He's killed people. And seems proud of it. And now he's talking about a children's song. Oh wait, is that the song that alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy noticed earlier on? Oh, the song is connected to the glazed armor. Got it.

Ooooh, they sent a spy after tragic hero lord guy. So that's why he went into hiding.

Back in the woodshed, either the alcohol was bad, or tragic hero lord guy is having issues with the nails thing. His veins are moving and it looks disgusting tbh. And he's kinda... fuming. Literally. Looks like he's got a bad smell. And now he's... trying to meditate the smell away?

Oh, there's a fire outside.

Why?

Oh no, it's the red guys with the masks again. They're killing people.

Ooooh, tragic hero lord guy jumps into the fight, alright. OMG, I LOVE THAT TREE IN THE BACKGROUND!!! It's so pretty.

I want it.

Somebody is trying to sneak a kid out. Possibly our kid. Not sure. And the red guys are following them. Hmm.

Oh, a bird. Tragic hero lord guy calls it a sparrow and a spy from the window of heaven, which... okay, but it's definitely NOT a sparrow. Maybe it's just a not so good translation.

Aww man, and now my tree's on fire! :(((( Why can I never have nice things? :(

Now it's raining yellow paper thingies. They kinda look like those smiley potato chips thingies that you can get in the freezer section at the supermarket.

Oh, they're weapons from the red guys. And the guy who's trying to sneak the kid out... is that the boatman?

Oooh, tragic hero lord guy jumps in. If that WAS the boatman, then he's getting paid alright. Heh.

Ok, wth? Swords are not supposed to be that bendy. That does not look like a good sword. How are you gonna stab anybody with a wobbly, shaky weapon like that?

And smirky guy is sitting on the window sill watching the situation unfold like a supermodel waiting to be called onto the runway. Instead of... like... HELPING?! Wth?

And he's an alcoholic too? Hmm

K, that was a short stay, they're back on the boat

Eww, the red guys cut of somebody's arm. Wait, is that the dad from before? And the others are... the kid's brothers? Maybe? Oh, whoever they are, they're supposed to have the glazed armor, and the red masked guys want it. And they're gonna kill them all? That's brutal, man.

But if they ARE the kid’s brothers and they’re about to die, then at least I won’t get them confused, so there’s a plus side.

Anway, alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy, the boatman and the kid are in some dusty place. And the boatman is savage as fuck. He wants his money, lol. I like him.

Oh no, so much information. I'm so bad at this. So the kid is supposed to hide at 5 lakes, but doesn't want to. And somebody saved somebody, I have no idea. I wanna know if alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy is gonna go meditate again, because it looks like he wants to.

And now the potato smileys are flying in again. Great. I'm never gonna unsee the potato thing now.

Anyway, alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy who seriously NEEDS A NAME(!!!) is getting smelly again. And the kid wants to defend them all and instantly drops the sword. That does not look good.

So many red masked guys.

LOL, alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy needs 15 minutes. To smell better, maybe.

Wow, the old boatman is a good fighter, but he stands no chance. Are he and the kid really the ones supposed to fight, while tragic hero guy is being smelly and smirky guy is still chilling who knows where?

See the stinky fumes?

Whoa the kid is willing to sacrifice himself for alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy. Who is just as surprised as me. And if it weren't for somebody intervening, they'd both be dead. Who is it?

Yooooooooo, purple girl coming in to the rescue. Of course. Need a job well done, leave it to the woman.

Wow, she's so badass. And the kid and the boatman are helping too. Alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy went back to meditating.

:O There were two nuts!!! I saw them!!! Is nuts guy one of the red masked guys?

Oh, NOW alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy is starting to fight. Probably smelled the nuts and got into it.

LOL, wth? Now that he's done fighting, he faints? And THAT's when smirky guy shows up? To catch him? And alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy wakes up again instantly to fight.

Lololol, wth? Smirky guy is like "Heh, you cute, let me wrap your sword around us." ;)

Maybe the wobbly bendy sword is a flirting technique and actually does serve a purpose.

He has really long fingers too.

Just saying.

Aww, would have been a cute moment if the boatman weren't deadly hit. And now he's smelly too. Wait, do smelly fumes mean doomed to die?

Ohh, he's gonna make him adopt the kid, isn't he?

Alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy drops a name, and says he's Zhou Xu. Is that his real name? Feels like smirky guy would probably recognize him if he gave his real name. But also maybe not. I know nothing. And smirky guy is mysterious as fuck. But I’ll take the name,because it’s shorter than the one I gave him.

Boatman is still a bit rude, threatening to curse Zhou Xu’s ancestors if he doesn't take care of the kid. Aren't they cursed already? Anyway, boatman can't know that.

Ok, old boatman has died and the kid is adopted. Cool, cool.

Oh, some fighter guys in nicely pleated skirts... who are they? Are they the guards of the manor? Are they there to help the kid? Whoever they are, they came too late and they set off fireworks.

Ok, smirky guy introduces himself. Wen Ke Xing. Oh boy, I hope I can remember that name.

Why is the kid dizzy? Did he get hurt?

Now they're discussing about the bread and nobody's willing to eat first while the kid is empty handed and very clearly hungry as hell. I feel so bad for him.

Why does smirky guy come across so snobby? I wanna like him.

Wow, they finally give the kid some food and now HE's refusing to eat it as well.

Purple girl is the only person actually getting fed tonight.

I mean, she deserves it. She fought the hardest.

Oooooh, smirky Wen Ke Xing guy is onto Zhou Xu lord guy. First stares him up and down while he's resting (lusting much?) and then flat out asks if he's in disguise.

Oh and the kid IS hurt. And smirky Ke Xing is the only one to realize too. He's redeeming himself. A little.

Zhou Xu lord guy doesn't want him to touch the kid though. Why?

Oooh, they're dancing again.

LOL, purple girl gets it. I saw that smile. I bet she's a shipper. What is the ship name? KeXu? ZhouXing? I literally had to scroll up and reread the names. We should just call them smirklord.

Okay, end of episode.

What did I learn? Names were dropped. Zhou Xu lord guy has adopted the kid. Smirky guy is called Wen Ke Xing. He comes across a bit shady and pretentious and also flirty. Very flirty. But Purple girl is cool, and she trusts him so he must be kinda cool too. Still don't know who they really are and what they want. Like any of them. So far, I like the kid and purple girl best. I hope they all travel together to bring the kid to... wherever he's supposed to go.

Goals for future episodes: Find out who nut guy is. Learn the freaking names reliably. Find out people's connections to each other.

#word of honor #1st watch insta thoughts #word of honor ep 02

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leaf-greener · 3 years

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Ok so I was rewatching TCW and I started out with the movie and honestly I’m only really a few minutes in and I am losing it over:

-That clone who gave R2 a head pat. -That clone who yelled charge and got immediatelyshot afterwards, that made me sad -That clone who punched a droid, and then fucking died. -The fact that DIRECTLY after that we see Cody WACK A DROID with his FULLY FUNCTIONAL BLASTER and then ROUNDHOUSE KICK ANOTHER ONE, AND THEN GO BACK TO SHOOTING MORE DROIDS

-Alright fuck it this is a live post now because I need to scream into the void and my friends don’t like Star Wars Fair warning, this is INSANELY long, and I’m doing this entirely for myself. I just don’t have anywhere else to put all my thoughts down freely and damn it I’m gonna put ALL of them down.

-Ashoka, I love you but please god. get actual clothes. armor??? maybe??? Just, ANYTHING BUT A TUBE TOP.

-Ok, so this movie looks pretty bad but I actually think the back grounds are really pretty.

-Tbh early Ashoka is like, really cute?? (In a “aw look at the kid“ way, which is funny considering I’m her age-) And if she’d wear some actual fucking clothes she’d have a really good design.

-I can completely understand why people would find her annoying but lmfao Skyguy is fucking hilarious, if only because it pisses of Anakin.

-All the Clones looking at her when she says it and Rex laughing helps add to everything.

-Anakin: Captain Rex will show you a little respect can go a long way. Rex: *Visible Oh Fuck Shit Don’t Give Me The Baby Jedi*

-Ashoka, I love you, but please Force stfu show Rex some respect.

-Ok but literal seconds later Rex actually seems happy to see she’s like, enthusiastic? (I think?)

-oH SHIT REX DROPPED A “DAMN” I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ASDFGHJKL (Rex there’s a child riGHT THERE)

-Fuck fuck shit this when Teth happens I’m not emotionally prepared

-Why are they in the middle?? Wouldn’t it be easier to go the side???

-Obi Wan saved a Clone :)

-Obi Wan ffs that’s a war crime-

-Why are the droids protecting the shield genorator literal fucking soda cans

-So like, I know to a lot of people that moment between Anakin and Ashoka feels a little unearned, I just. can’t say I feel the same. Mostly because I can, relate a lot to Ashka feels there. You know, when you kinda fuck up but really, it wasn’t that bad, but you still feel like shit and you know other people think you fucked up too? But seeing Anakin being understanding is just, really comforting in a way.

-Why the FUCK did they send ANAKIN to save JABBA THE HUTTS SON, do they not remember his childhood??????????????

-Actually I think they did a good job on Jabba’s model. When I look at him I don’t want to throw up.

-God that opening shot of Teth from space is just, so fucking ominous and it fills me with dread. Especially knowing what’s gonna happen.

-The Clones surrounding Ashoka have hair that’s going to kill me out of just being so BAD.

-The Clones laughing when Ashoka says she saved Anakin is fucking funny

-ASHOKA IN A HOOD MY BELOVED

-DID THAT B1 DROID JUST FUCKING COMPLIMENT THE SPIDER DROID FOR MAKING A GOOD SHOT LIKE IT WAS A PET??????? THAT’S SO WHOLESOME?????? IT NODDED IN THANKS?????????

-RIDGE ILY

-Ok but actually though I fucking love B1′s. “Just fire right there!” is HILARIOUS.

-”Oh my God” being said by a droid implies so much shit that I a not unpacking

-Ashoka, honey, you’re blocking the pilots view-

-This OST-

-Rex sounds so fucking Tired let him Rest.

-”No problem, the hard parts over.” Lmao, that’s hilarious.

- Oh God the dread is setting in.

- R2 jus fucking????? Jumped- no, LEAPED out of Anakins ship???? How id he-

- Oh btw, I’m at the part where they’re under attack at the monastary, aka where shit gets real.

- Haha Willhelm (Idk how tf to spell it ok) Scream, vry funny because someone just died

-Ashoka’s theme is gonna make me fucking cry

-So many Clones being fucking dead is gonna make me cry

- Rex: Anakin Anakin: Tf you aren’t Rex

- Lmao this poor B1 is trying his best.

- REX FFS NOT YOU TOO! WHAT IS WITH CLONES AND FUCKING PUNCHING BATTLE DROIDS

-AGAIN??? I HAVE NO IDEA WHO IT WAS BUT GUYS STOP PUNCHING BATTLE DROIDS FFS

-The fact that one of the few named Clones actually named in a line is fucking “Odd Ball” is just. Odd Ball.

-NO THE CLONE WHO TRIED TO HIT A B2 WITH A BLASTER- FUCK HE DESERVED BETTER

-Ok the “We’ve got you out numbered!” joke was hilarious.

-Ok I really appreciate that Anakin’s first priority was helping his men, and that Ashoka had to remind him that they had to get Stinky to a medic or he would die and the mission would go to shit.

-The hangar getting blown up gives me -5 serotonine.

-I feel like everything happening on Teth should feel darker than they’re making it seem. Like,

- PADME, QUEEN

- Oh my God girl, “as a reprisentative of the Senate, of course”???? You aren’t subtle-

- Hey look it’s Jabba’s queercoded-to-make-him-look-more-evil uh... relative

- Oh, UNCLE

- Padme is too good for this whole damned galaxy.

-Man the OST can be really good when it wants to

-Wait why am I still watching this I don’t care anymore??? I came here to see Clones-

Uh, kudos to anyone who made it down here. You’re a madlad.

#TCW #the clone wars #This is so long I'm so sorry #Hey Look Original Content #I think I'm gonna watch all the more Clone centered episodes now #And some of the Ashoka episodes

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spectretalks · 4 years

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Like Cats & Dogs | 1

Pairing: Derek Hale x Werecat F!OC

Word Count: 1,485

Summary: After losing her colony, Werecat Ayana Mcpherson is lost and struggling to find a new home when she meets similarly haunted Derek Hale.

A/N: This is NOT my first time writing, simply my first time attempting a non-ship story with Teen Wolf. I plan on doing some “reader” stuff eventually too, but this character has a specific look, so I thought that would go over better as an OC. I usually write Sterek, so I’m tempted to add Stiles to the mix eventually, but for now, it’s just these two! Let me know what you think and if I should continue writing this.

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The rain is falling hard now, soaking her fur and turning the ground into slippery mud she keeps sinking into. She just needs somewhere to hide out for a minute to catch her breath and figure out what to do.

There.

An old doghouse, abandoned for years it smells like. It’s a little gross and moldy, but more importantly dry. She sprints towards it, breathing a sigh of relief as the roof shields her from the storm. She shakes a little to get some of the excess water off of before dropping to the floor in exhaustion.

This was the first time she’d dared take a break from running in a couple of days. She was sore and exhausted, thirsty enough to drink this dirty ass rainwater, and so fucking hungry.

Despite her exhaustion, the idea of sleeping seemed terrifying, since she knew the moment she closed her eyes she’d see it all again. The horrifying scene of her entire colony being wiped out by hunters. Blood and other matter splattered all over the home she’d grown up in. Her parents...well. She didn’t even want to go there right now.

They’d helped her get away, though, and told her to run. And so she did. Two and a half days of running for her life. She wasn’t sure how far she needed to run to be safe, but she didn’t think she’d ever really feel safe ever again.

Suddenly, the smell of cooking meat wafted towards the little shelter and her stomach gurgled painfully. She was so hungry that the idea of finding the source and giving begging a go didn’t sound too bad. It had worked in the past, but that had always been with others in her colony. She’d never tried begging with an outsider. She hoped the worst they’d do was simply shoo her away.

There wasn’t much she could do to make herself look less like a stray at the moment, but luckily she was a naturally pretty cat. She was a blue cream ragdoll, with bits of orange and grey patches over her primary fluffy white coat. Her Mom had always told her she had the prettiest eyes, though. Sapphire blue, a color that stayed as vibrant even when she shifted into her human form.

Usually, all she’d have to do is stare at her Mom, making them as big as possible to get her way. Her parents would both yell playfully, “Not the blues!” before giving in. Maybe if she abused the power of the blues she’d get some scraps at least.

She sniffed the air a little to locate the source. It didn’t smell too far away, but the problem was she swore she could smell something a little like...wet dog. Not like a fresh out of the bath smell, but something like the rain was mingling with hints of territory marking. Which didn’t make sense considering the dog house was ancient. Perhaps they’d finally realized keeping animals outside was a dick move and had kept it in the house. In which case, she needed to be careful.

She took a deep breath and stood up, gathering the little bit of energy she had left then ran straight for the smell. The rain was miserable but thinking about finally having a full belly helped motivate her.

Finally, she came upon the front lawn of a huge house. It was not in good shape, at all, but there was light on the inside and she could hear the sounds of someone in the kitchen. They’d opened the wooden front door but left the screen door closed, and she began to rethink her plan. Anyone that actually liked storms like this was a freak.

Still, she cautiously made her way up to the porch, thankful when the roof sloped over just enough to keep the rain off of her. She could still smell the dog, but she didn’t hear anything threatening. Or maybe her senses were simply too clouded from exhaustion.

She shook her fur and sat in front of the screen door, widening her eyes and looking up to seem as pathetically cute as possible. She let out a couple of soft mews, trying to seem as helpless as she could, not too hard to do at the moment.

“What the hell?”

The voice that growled was a little intimidating, she had to admit. The person slammed a plate down and she heard them stomped towards the front door. He stands in front of the door and takes a visible sniff of the air before he stares down at her.

“No. I’m allergic.”

He takes a few steps away but she can hear that he’s still nearby, like he’s trying to see if she’ll just leave on her own. If she was human right now, she’d be smirking so hard. She can tell a sucker when she sees one.

She gives one more tiny mew before letting her body collapse on the porch, only halfway acting. The sigh he releases is impressive - guttural and weary like she was presenting him with a huge burden and he had no way of saying no.

He comes back to the door and his eyes flicker between her and the heavily pouring rain. A crack of lightning brightens the sky and she shoves her face into her paws, giving in to the weakness to let her whole body shake.

“Dammit.”

He cracks open the screen door and glares down at her.

“Fine. But just for tonight. You’re out of here tomorrow. I’ll take you to the vet or something.”

It was more than she’d expected so she accepted gladly, taking the chance to rush inside the house. He slammed both doors closed and started walking towards the kitchen, but then he suddenly paused and looked at her.

“You’re going to get mud everywhere.”

She glances around at the ramshackle house, strangely dirty and charred, and wonders what he thinks she’s going to mess up. He grumbled to himself about stinky wet cats, which she couldn’t really blame him for at the moment, and stalked towards a pile of towels that looked like he’d just recently purchased. He grabs a couple and snaps his fingers at her, apparently expecting her to follow.

He leads her towards the remains of a front room where there is a fire blazing, the remnants of the tools he was using to cook still sitting around. It didn’t surprise her much that he’d have to cook in the fireplace like a caveman with the way the house looked. At least the couch he was obviously using as a bed looked cozy.

He fluffed up both of the towels and put them on the ground in a big circular shape. Bless him, the man was making her a nest in front of the fire. He picked her up, grimacing a little.

“You’re too light. When is the last time you ate?” he grunts as he settles her into the little makeshift bed. She notices that despite all of his grumbling, his touch is gentle and careful.

As soon as he sets her in the nest he walks away and she can hear him clanging around in the kitchen. She takes the chance to settle into the bed and soak up the heat from the fire, feeling the fatigue from the last few days finally catch up with her. The man comes back with two small bowls and sets one filled with water nearby. The other is filled with shredded chicken, still warm and smelling amazing.

“You have to eat slowly if it’s been a while. Here.”

The man offers her a bit of the chicken straight from his palm and she gobbles it up immediately, happy that in this form she didn’t have to care about manners. He hums lowly in approval and offers another piece, apparently serious about making her eat slowly. Probably didn’t want to get cat puke on the floor, although she thought in its current state that would probably improve it.

He fed her a couple more bites before she was beginning to fall asleep with chicken still in her mouth. He chuckled and pulled it out, scratching behind her ear a little. She let her eyes fall closed. Just to rest for a minute, she promised. She just wanted to let her fur dry and maybe have some of the water, then she’d get out of this guy’s hair.

A few moments later she woke up a tiny bit, barely opening her eyes to watch the man settle onto the couch that was much too small for him. She would probably appreciate his shirtlessness more if she was in a better state of mind.

“Sleep well. Don’t pee in here.”

She snorted internally and burrowed deeper into the towels, warm and feeling as close to safe as she could probably get right now.

#teen wolf #teen wolf fanfic #teen wolf fanfiction #derek hale #derek #derek x oc #derek x reader #spectre writes #werewolf #werecat #hybrid #hybrids #werewolf fanfic #werewolf au #derek hale x reader #derek hale imagine #teen wolf x reader #teen wolf imagine

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maccaillte · 4 years

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Alright! Time to scream my love to my mutuals no matter how cringy it is! Cause happy birthday to DBH and the funky androids in it.

@rcprobate Silas my beanie babe! You are such an amazing writer and you bring so much depth and love to all of your muses. You have wonderful headcanons for each other that really speaks to the characters. Our DBH babes have grown so much since we first started rping together, we have Calvin and Seven who are first were ready to just give up and then decided to overthrow Markus but a little thing called love got in the way and now Calvin is so soft for Seven and can’t live without them and it makes my heart so full. Seven and Rupert!! Oh made these two are the sweetest beans ever! With their babies and how much they support one another it makes me so happy. These two getting married feels like something out of a dream and its really happening. I love your Connor, sweet boy, maybe some day Sev and him will meet on better terms then whats going down between them with Calvin involved. I love you very much and I’m so happy to have you in my life, you’re my beanie babe.

@theveryfirst Heather and sweet sweet angel Chloe! Chloe is by far the sweetest android ever she gives me freaking cavities. Her love and adoration for Seven just makes me so very happy. Her little danger muffin, only a joke we get. Chloe has and is such a beautiful positive thing in their life they’ll never stop loving her and happy she loves them back. Also mama bear Chloe has permission to kick Neige’s frosty ass.

@jericholeader Becca! Markus is best boy! Amazing boy! Badass boy! I’ll come clean and say that it was Markus’ story that got me into DBH. You write him so well and he’s such a caring character, gah I love him so much. Also thank you for blessing my dash with photos of Jesse Williams. YOU HEARD ME ONCE AND YOU’LL HEAR ME SAY IT AGAIN MARKUS SHOULD HAD BEEN THE SEXIEST DBH CHARACTER IN 2018 I’M JUST SAYING!! RKs got to stick together cause who else is gonna save each other from their stubborn asses?

@erregent || @uglyanswer SHI!!! My love! Your trash man ruined me!! RUINED ME!!! Now I love this stinky garbage man and can’t believe Seven fell so hard for his ass. Watching those two grow together was the most beautiful thing, how far the two come from Gavin barely caring who they were to now he can’t believe they love him and he loves them back. You’ve written Gavin so well and amazingly I love what you have done with him. You pointed to the character in the dumpster and was like ‘that one’ and we all love you for it! Also you’re other muses are quality! You writing Cas made my dumb heart remember how much I loved this angel and went back to watch Supernatural episodes again (mostly ones with Cas cause Cas is love) Keep being you you amazing incredible lovely person. Also if you ever need some good nip prices don’t be afraid to ask what the stonks are.

@rkainine It just looks like we can’t be rid of each other does it? Wouldn’t that mean we’ve known each other or met four years ago? Take your pick man I feel old but I’m so glad we found each other again and once again have basically the same muse dynamic! Tiny sweet bby and big scary tough one. I’m so happy Cain and Seven are back and they finally got that hug! Seven loves Cain and will make baby brother see it! Don’t deny their love Cain! Not this time!

@anarmyofme I still adore you Ren! I always will. I’m very happy Seven and Connor remain friends. I’ll always treasure their previous relationship but like real like people change and move on. You’re still a wonderful and amazing writer for Connor who struggles with a lot but thats what makes Connor so amazing! You keep being your funky machine maybe not machine self!

@negotiiator ANDREW! God i love you so so so very much! Look at our bots and how much they’ve grown, the silly in love droids. Connor and Seven just make me so happy and gah Connor staying be Seven going through that rough time with their body failing. These two are here to stay forever and I’m loving all of it. Also Connor knows how frisky Seven actually is so cherish that secret >w> Seeing you on my dash is such a blessing and I’m so looking forward to Sev and Con being absolute dorks in love.

@313248317 Whats up with this little thing Con and Sev got going on i need the answers owo. But these two are super cute and so soft together, no matter what direction their relationship takes I’m here for it one hundred percent of the way! Sev always makes a happy gasp seeing you poke around in the inbox or on the dash like ‘theres my crush.’

@becomedeviant || @lightbringer I love both of your muses so much! From little shit Connor to little shit Lucifer, Ev/Sev have their hands full with these two. Seven always ready to love and protect Connor because he is baby brother. Ev and Lucifer is a surprise ship but now just makes me so soft!

@failedmission I have to just give major props to Evan’s little brother right here who supported them from day one with their baby. He is the best uncle ever and really if it wasn’t for our threads where I gather confidence in writing Evan expecting I don’t think Peach would have graced the dashboards. So big big thank you and I love you from me!

@deviatiions || @rkfinale So much love for Connor and Nines! They both have helped Seven so much and it warms my heart to see how much these two love and cherish their elder sibling. Also I love our human au angst, Peach baby will make everything alright don’t you worry! So much love and just happy emotions for you! And having a blast in ACNH, don’t be a stranger and come on over whenever you like.

@baddcop Rat stinky man! Poor Seven seems like all of our interactions always turned out bad for them but now they’re growing a spine and won’t take Gavin’s shit anymore so thank you for unlocking mouthy Seven. You have so much love and depth for the character your writing is amazing I just can’t get enough of it.

@blueroces Gah I know we’ve done a lot of discord stuff but Nines and Seven make my heart so full and happy! They’re so good for each other and just perfect! Love chatting with you when its like late at night for me but midday for you but thats timezones for ya rip. Can’t wait to keep writing more of this happy couple!

@carbonandiron Middy! I hope you are doing well and your comic is going great! You are such an amazing writer for all of your characters every single one is so perfectly written I just can’t get enough of them!

@plasticdetective the quickest love story right here folks instant connection. what helped was Connor’s already undying love for Seven and we had barely even gotten to full on plotting. He just went ‘this is my sibling i will love and cherish forever!’ and then finding out we knew each other vaguely, well you knew me vaguely, i knew you through your art was mind blowing cause here is me this itty bitty person gushing over your art and then find out later you are them mind fucking blown. I love all of our interactions so much and enjoy the angst train we got going its a fun ride. Not for Seven and Connor but fun for us!

@flcwcdcode Conall: this RK700 is mine now. Basically what happened so I guess we’re now best friends by default. Seven needs Conall in their life, keep them from doing stupid shit like a dumb kitten trying to climb something too big for them. Keep your idiot tiny sibling alive Conall.

Here are some other lovelies have my heart eyes and loves and everything as well!

@rxmodel @aurumhearts @rebellionmatriarch @designerfai @detrcitmade @wasscared @ambitiouslyruthless @rkplaced @badgeburdened @perfectmachiine @systminstablty @vexeddetective

#♛┊Saved ┊#//here take me gushing about how much i love you all in all of #its super cringe mode

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trickstermelon · 4 years

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perhaps marco or luffy or sanji 👀

Luffy:how i feel about this characterSUNSHINE GOBLIN LIGHT OF MY LIFE i really really really enjoy how different luffys morality is from a lot of other shonen protags in that hes inherently selfish as hell. He is kind, he’s amazingly intuitive and emotionally intelligent, and he’s become more aware through the series but ultimately he does good because its what he wants to do and because he has usually laid personal claim to those in trouble. you dont fuck with whats his, because they are his, not because of a higher calling. i just love him

all the people i ship romantically with this characteri hc Luffy on the aro spectrum, he doesn’t really feel exactly what most would describe as romantic attraction and he doesn’t feel it frequently. closest are- Zoro: wEAK FOR FIRST MATE/CAPTAIN AAAA THERYE JUST 2 BASTARDS…. - Law: theyre just so fuckin funny n stubborn what can i say - Sanji is a weird middle ground just. soft. real soft man

my non-romantic otp for this character- just like. everyone he’s ever befriended lamo - his brothers ofc give me Ace n Sabo doting on him and or them all bullying eachother every day- I LOVE his relationship w Usopp and Nami theyre just. wonderful ugh- Let Marco Adopt him because I Demand It

my unpopular opinion about this character- manlet king– his power moves r wack to look at. don’t like em frequently

one thing i wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon- give him. captain coat. oda. ____________________Sanji:how i feel about this characterpiece of shit– man i wish i didn’t have to flinch liking him, ive just totally detached from canon lamo. no but he’s a character driven genuinely by love and by caring for others needs at all levels. his whole thing is bein the mom friend, self sacrifice, and actually being pretty emotionally vulnerable when not getting defensive about it, which is compelling as fuck– i really wish that was focused on rather than the womanizing n white knighting jokes. also hes a fuckin dramatic idiot i love h im m m esp watching older movies n epsall the people i ship romantically with this character- Ace ace ace ace can i say it again? Ace: They’re just in love here is my 300k essay thank you - Sabo: they have so much in common they’d for sure get on each others nerves but in a fun way n also. some emotional venting hello babey- Deuce: this started as a joke w them being jealous over Ace and it still is but ALSO they are the same side of a magnet - you’d think i’d have more im running blank- ooo sanuso is so gd cute, sanlaw is really fun too

my non-romantic otp for this character- Thatch have y’all considered Thatch adopting tf outta him because I HAVEEEE - *shakes fist at sky* FUCK i want sanji + nami and sanji + robin genuine relationships, esp with Robin- all the strawhatsmy unpopular opinion about this character- i want his backstories to be utilized more. Obviously there’s only so much that can be subtly included n thats what fanfic/headcanons are for BUT bitch has been through some trauma- stinky trash manone thing i wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon- wow can’t believe we got that 3 chapter AceSan spinoff in the middle of alabasta that was so cute - please bring back him being an actual gentleman thank u

#ohshanksno #black leg sanji #blackleg sanji #monkey d luffy #one piece

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merinnan · 4 years

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DMBJ Explore with the Note Ep 3

Okay! Recap post for DMBJ season 2 (Explore with the Note), Ep 3!

Current counts:

Season 2 Xiaoge Rescue Count: 2 for Wu Xie, 2 for protagonists, 3 for everyone

Season 2 Wu Xie Swoon Count: 0

Season 2 Evil Hair Count: 2

Cumulative Xiaoge Rescue Count: 12 for Wu Xie, 17 for protagonists, 18 for everyone

Cumulative Wu Xie Swoon Count: 6

- Hopefully this ep has less snorkelling scenes

- But to be honest

- It would be hard to have MORE snorkelling scenes than ep 2 and still have plot

- Oh yeah, they've just had the first switcheroo of the side chambers and Wu Xie is Very Confused

- And Xiaoge just realised he's been here before, and is admitting he has memory problems

- You are still such a bad liar at this point, Wu Xie.

- Oh my god, Pangzi, you can't just ask people if they inject Botox or have a radiation-caused genetic mutation

- Also, yes, I am already on my bullshit with the soft looks Xiaoge gives Wu Xie

- Well. The looks. Because this Xiaoge looks at people who are not Wu Xie about the same amount as Yang Yang's Xiaoge did

- It is very convenient how the flashbacks in this one are colour coded with that soft yellow lighting

- It's taken these guys from 20 years ago a lot longer to get out here than it's taken Wu Xie and co. in the present time

- Like. I'm kinda wondering if this past Xiaoge was just straight up watching the idiot Xie accidentally kill himself.

- I mean, I wouldn't blame him, tbh

- Going out diving by yourself without telling anyone is borderline suicidal without adding sneaking into an underwater tomb without adequate preparation to it

- It's nice to have better lighting in the flashbacks, though

- There's a snek-browed fishy, and past!Xiaoge is shook

- Also, that Xie guy looks like he was boiled or roasted down there

- Oh, is past!Xiaoge remembering something about snek-fishies?

- Wu Xie coming in with some epic side-eye as Xiaoge tells the story

- Why does the flashback get a much more clear and visible snorkelling scene?!

- You can actually see things! - Are they trying to make a low-key accidental statement about water pollution?

- Okay, this episode's snorkelling scene starts 6 minutes in

- Let's see how long it goes for

- Hopefully it will end before the 17 minute mark

- That's the bar it has to beat here

- Surely it can't be that hard

- Oh, I spoke too soon on the water clarity

- Hey, if Sanshu and Wenjin could properly communicate underwater without arm notepads and without pulling out their fucking snorkles to try to literally talk underwater, WU XIE AND PANGZI, then why couldn't people in the present timeline do the same?

- Not looking at anyone in particular

- At all

- Especially not ones named Wu Xie and Pangzi

- The sea monkey that Sanshu chased off looks like baby compared to the one on the ghost ship

- Wow. Snorkelling took less than a minute and a half, with almost twice the number of people

- Obviously A-Ning needed more people on her expedition

- Then they wouldn't have had to swim around aimlessly for eleven fucking minutes before getting into the tomb

- Hahah, a perfume tomb

- Sure it is

- Don't you think that should make you suspicious, Sanshu?

- There's always gotta be a big, interesting mural. Let's see what exposition this one will trigger.

- Ofc Pangzi goes sniffing for perfume after hearing about it being there 20 years ago

- In a different room in the tomb

- After people had traipsed through it with their stinky diving equipment

- And ofc he doesn't smell it and then complains that it can't have been there in the first place

- Xiaoge's expression just says everything

- See, Wu Xie is the smart boy with the logical suggestions of why that might be, Pangzi

- This guy who wants to leave is like the only genre-savvy one of the lot of them

- Smart suggestions from past!Sanshu that yes, everyone should listen to

- They're not gonna listen to him

- Yep, taking a nap is never a good idea in these situations

- Which is why he's gonna do it

- After DMBJ 1 Pangzi, it's so nice to have a Pangzi who's smart and competent straight off the bat, instead of having to take like 4/5 of the season to get to that point

- And ofc you were a hooligan as a kid, Pangzi. I am totally unsurprised by this news

- I'd wondered why he jumped straight to aroma hypnosis, but him having come across it before when he was younger explains it

- This Wu Xie has some fantastic facial expressions

- For instance, this one is wondering if Pangzi is bullshitting him

- He doesn't even need to say it. It's right there on his face

- Oh yeah, Xiaoge recognises that

- And I was wondering how they'd intro that in without Wu Xie's disreputable antique store contacts telling him about it

- Pangzi is ofc the logical choice for it

- Hahah, yes, Wu Xie, you're right and you should say it

- Wu Xie: There's no such thing as ghosts

- Xiaoge's expression: You might want to reconsider that

- Oooh, Wu Xie has heard about it, too.

- Like almost 20 years ago, judging by how young he is in these flashbacks. And that this one looks like it takes place not long after Sanshu got into trouble from Grandpa Wu

- But like, Sanshu, why are you telling a five year old about this? Or maybe he's six. BUT STILL

- Sanshu, do not recommend evil, possibly-ghosty, nightmare-inducing perfumed bone to your baby nephew as a sleep aid

- Who tf let you near children?

- Ah, now time for the Sanshu-POV flashback. Which is happening within Wu Xie's flashback

- Flashback-ception!

- See, Sanshu, told you sleeping was a bad idea

- None of them listened to you

- Because you fell asleep and couldn't tell them no

- He can see surprisingly well for a man left in a sideroom of an underwater tomb with no light sources

- It looks like they took all his diving gear as well as their own

- How rude of them

- OH GOOD, it's not just me who was thinking that this room looked really empty

- I thought I was imagining things, or mixing up the room they were in earlier with the room that Wu Xie and the rest were in last ep

- Are those...claw marks where the mural used to be?

- OH WAIT NOW I REMEMBER WHAT'S HAPPENED TO HIM

- If this is following the book as closely as it seems for this bit, anyway

- I am less confused now

- Weird flash of light and sudden coffin appears

- Which Sanshu can still see without a light source

- Remember, kids, eat all your carrots like Sanshu obviously does!

- Do they just paint the same mural in every side chamber that has a mural? Because that looks just like the one from the other room.

- Oh no, I can see some differences in it now

- Yeah, that's not a good sign

- WTF Sanshu don't touch the creepy coffin that's suddenly pouring dark liquid out of it

- Is that another sea monkey?

- Apparently diving equipment is only necessary to get down to the tomb, not to get back up. You won't even swallow much water, you'll get back perfectly safely, just a bit out of breath

- And tired enough to pass out on the beach, but that might be from fighting a sea monkey first

- JFC, Sanshu, why are you telling all this to a five year old?

- You really think this is gonna dissuade him from this when he grows up? No. You are planting the early seeds of encouragement.

- Also the early seeds of lifelong nightmares

- You know, I still haven't worked out how Sanshu didn't recognise Xiaoge in DMBJ 1 - both drama and book. I mean, drama can be explained by them only adapting the first book that time, but book? Unless it gets explained later on

- Or I somehow skipped the explanation, which is also possible - I'll go back and reread them another time

- lol, Pangzi

- And look, more spiderwebs

- The undersea spider colony here really works hard

- Aaaah, Wu Xie's figuring it out already

- Pangzi seems to be serving the purpose of giving all the hints and little plot points that book Wu Xie already had before he stepped foot in the tomb

- Hahahah, 'can you please speak human'

- Pangzi with the major concerns. Who cares about running out of oxygen if the food is gone?! Not Pangzi!

- lol, looking at each other when they think Pangzi's being silly or unreasonable is already their go-to response

- lol, and Xiaoge doesn't agree until Wu Xie nods

- Ah, first thing they come across is the coffin from one of the other rooms, and Pangzi is showing off that this time around he actually knows things! Yay!

- Okay, this little smile and nod from Xiaoge to Wu Xie is just too adorable for words

- And in they go to investigate the coffin

- I do have to say that it's a very pretty coffin, though

- Yes, Xiaoge, that look is the appropriate look to give to Pangzi for saying that XD

- WTF is that

- lol, I like this troll Wu Xie

- Well. That was dramatic.

- IDK how the coffin lid when flying off like that though, there doesn't seem to be a sea monkey hiding in there this time

- Ew, that's a little gruesome

- Wu Xie is appropriately horrified by this

- It does still amuse me how Pangzi isn't even pretending not to be a tomb robber this time. He's so refreshingly honest about it.

- Hahaha. "Are you a Virgo? You're so picky" because Wu Xie is more interested in looking at the vases than in just grabbing a few to bail water with

- But hey, Wu Xie is a Pisces, nice to know

- You're just gonna walk over the top of that coffin lid like that, huh, Pangzi? Weren't you the one talking about how valuable the coffin was? And how you needed to do the proper rituals to show respect before opening it?

- And Wu Xie is back in the other room happily playing with vases and looking at the stories painted on them

- Alone

- Nothing bad could possibly come of this

- It's not like Wu Xie has a tendency to get into danger without even realising it

- Not at all

- But he's so happy! Like a cute little puppy

- lol, you really were so wrapped up in the vases that you didn't notice him leaving, huh, Wu Xie?

- Oops, looks like you stayed there a bit too long, Wu Xie. The entrance to the other room isn't there anymore

- Hahah, Xiaoge is so delicately scooping out water with the bowl compared to Pangzi just fucking going for it with that huge vase

- Aww, Xiaoge is worried about Wu Xie.

- But, y'know, guys, maybe you should turn around and realise that there's no entrance anymore

- Although that body is pretty creepy and attention-grabbing

- Yeah, I don't think that's gonna help, Wu Xie

- You're so adorable, though

- WTF how is there a live cat there

- Yeah, I don't blame you for pulling a gun, Pangzi

- Now back to poor, worried Wu Xie

- WTF does the theory of relativity have to do with the current situation?

- Awww, he's talking himself down from panic again. And it seems to be working.

- ...or not

- Ooh, the cat corpse is gone

- Xiaoge doesn't seem that concerned. More interested in the human corpse

- And they STILL haven't noticed that the entrance is gone I thought you had better situational awareness than this, Xiaoge

- Oh, that's not a good sign

- Ah, finally, NOW you notice

- As always, Xiaoge takes this the most calmly out of all of them

- I think it's a little late for not getting anxious, Wu Xie, when you were practically panicking earlier

- Uh-oh

- Here's the sea monkey, and Xiaoge is trapped in another room with no way of knowing

- Even though he does seem to have a sixth sense solely dedicated to Wu Xie being in trouble

- Run, Wu Xie, run!

- Lose your balance on those arrows! Throw those priceless vases as ineffective weapons!

- Ah, a side chamber which conveniently as a door that closes and locks

- GDI, Wu Xie, don't taunt the monster that's chasing you

- lol, his, 'wait, did that actually work' face

- Oh, so it's just gonna...dig through those stones. Fantastic.

- Why is there no blood on his knife? There really should be blood on his knife after stabbing that deeply.

- Hahah, Pangzi says that Wu Xie's guess was wrong, and Xiaoge just gives this lovely 'bitch please' look

- That's a hairy hairy hand right there

- I don't think Xiaoge so much as flinched

- Even when Pangzi's dart almost hit him

- Oh, okay, he seems vaguely concerned about the mark on his wrist now

- Oh, and now he's worried

- Yeah, when Xiaoge is worried and yells at you to run, it's time to fucking book it

- Guess he's a bit too distracted for his Wu Xie Is In Danger sense to be tingling right now

- That's a weird looking coffin

- And on Wu Xie considering anachronistic elements of this tomb that he's now noticing, Ep 3 comes to an end.

- And with no updates to the Rescue Count, the Swoon Count, or the Evil Hair Count.

#alicia watches dmbj #daomu biji #dmbj #explore with the note #xiaoge rescue count #wu xie swoon count #evil hair count #wu xie #xiaoge #zhang qiling #wang pangzi

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soclonely · 2 years

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I posted 3,569 times in 2021

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#waking up at 3am with your screen tv bright as nhl 96 intro plays on repeat because 8 yearold you passed out while playing with your cousin

My Top Posts in 2021

The Clones as Their Reactions to Seeing Themselves on Tumblr

all the clown clone content we post. How do you think the boys would react? Rex-”OH COME ON I DYED IT BLUE ONCE! And I do sleep sometimes thank you very much. Hm, I could be a werewolf you say?.. Now that you guys mention it General Skywalker does throw me a lot” Echo- “I am pegged as the more responsible one? *looks over at Five* I could see it” Fives-*whistles as he goes through his fan art* “Man do I look good or what?! And I even have a ‘simp’. Whatever it is sounds hot!” Jesse- “Wait why is my helmet on a stick with other helmets in this gif?” Kix- “Pirate Kix? *snorts* as if. Why is Coric the only one having emotional breakdowns in the medbay? I do too” Tup- “Murder, kittens, AND these cute drawings of my with great hair? Man you guys sure do know your stuff ” Dogma- *mumbles something about his tattoo not being THAT hard to draw* Hardcase- “Oh we were supposed to be looking at our own stuff? Im sorry I was busy reading some of these crack fics. People are hilarious and mildly disturbing!” Coric- “Musically inclined?” *pops out headphone* Bly- “My Dump truck what????? Wait. Aayla and I are a number one ship? *sniffles*” 99- “They all think I am the best *smiles shyly* But its really my brothers doing all the work you guys should do more content on them. i don’t deserve much. Just doing my duty” Fox- *Looks down at chest, then at the three empty caf cups on his desk* I mean, they aren’t wrong on the tiddies and coffee. But I do sleep when Thorn opens his mouth to talk Cody- “I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH GENERAL KENOBI.. Also, I don’t just kick droids.. I throw a few good swings in too.” Waxer and Boil- *sobs at all the numa and waxer boil art* Wolffe- *eyerolls* “I don’t even bite...” Sinker and Boost- “Hey why are we the stinky ones?!” “I don’t Sink! I can swim ya know!” Hunter- “Tired dad just trying to survive? *looks over at Wrecker shoving explosives in his pants pocket* Accepted.” Wrecker- “I’M A HIMBO? NICE! WHatever that is!” Tech- “They keep calling me ‘baby’. You know I have read about this kink and I for one-*Hunters hand covers his mouth* mMmmmmMmmMm” Crosshair- “I-why am I such an ass? *glares* I’m not that bad you all just like the regs too much!”

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Just give me a show like the National Geo ones about the rainforest, oceans, or mountains Except make it Star Wars and each episode is a planet from the galaxy exploring the people, culture, animals, and geography of it. But... still narrate it like the Nat Geo Documentaries.

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99 teaching a small dance class on Kamini if cadets. They perform for the ARCs and Visiting commanders sometime.

BABY FIVES WAS A LITTLE TREE ONCE. When he saw shaak ti in the audience he waved frantically and excited

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LMFAO it really went...

Imperial Stormtroopers: Can't shoot for shit

Gregor: *schoolgirl giggle* Oops my bad

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When you are in the middle of a briefing during the spring and a butterfly decides to interrupt to give you kisses. One of my favorite pieces from @celiansartblog thank you for making my spring not as stormy🥺

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littlesparkyabdl · 5 years

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Sora and the Pool

On the deck of the dreaded Stinkypoopoo, the dreaded captain Brown Bottomed surveyed his crew, making sure the lines were being trended too as the tall and handsome cap'n,. complete with eye patch and cap'hook hat, looked over to his cabin boy. "Arrh Riku, get yer scrawny butt over here and pour yer cap'n a drink!" he called. The wimpy tiny and scary Riku, dressed in a sailor outfit compete with a dorky hat and shorts bulging with a pull up squeaked and wet himself, basking in the glory that was his handsome awesome cap'n. In the real world, Riku was in just his swim shorts, ending the big pool they had in the back yard, and swimming back and forth, making sure to keep a eye on his little guy. Sora was dressed in his red swim diaper, and had water wings on both arms even though he was just sitting in a kiddie pool that came up to his waist. The reason for making the little guy swim in his own pool wasn't as cruel as one might think.. just if Sora had a blowout in his diaper the plastic flimsy pool could be washed out or even thrown out, it was only 20 bucks after all.. while the cost of cleaning their big pool would be in the triple digits.

Still Sora looked happy, swishing his ship back and forth and talking to himself, though he was positive he heard his name and mention of a poopy accident once or twice.

"He's such a dork.. but he's my dork." Riku chuckled then drove under the water.

"Really Riku? I trusted you with those pull ups, don't you wanna be a big boy like me?" the cap'n sighing, showing off his totally big boy briefs with a lion king print on them, positive that no one would notice the slight layer of padding in them.

Indeed the silly lil shorty Riku was coo'ing and gasping in awe at how kewl his undies were while stinking like a baby.. which meant that it was time to put riku in diapers.. and man did Riku super stink cuz it was like.. he could.. really..smell..

Snapping out of his fantasy world Sora realised why the poopie smell had been so realistic and blushed and squirmed as he was still going, little bubbles popping up and man, was he super stinky!

Well he told daddy not to give him all that broccoli baby food but would he listen? and now who was paying the price?

Holding his nose and pouting, Sora turned his head to look for daddy, only to find somehow he had already figured it out, and was on his way!

Riku had risen out of the water, and smelled something foul and rotten in the air and looked over to see Sora grunting and staining.. and then slowly coming to realise that he had just pooped himself. Swimming to the edge of the pool and pulling himself out he strolled over as Sora turned to look for him and mentally sighed with delight as Sora held his arms up and just whined. "Come on buddy, let's get you outta that stinkkky diaper." he said as he leaned down and picked up Sora, who was able to squirm and wiggle his way into place on daddy's hip. "I swear, your part monkey." He teased. Sora giggled at that and made a few monkey noises..then frowned as he saw were they were heading. "That's right buddy, daddy's just gonna hose you off in the back yard.. you don't wanna stink up the whole house do you?" He asked. "If it means not having my poopie butt exposed to everyone I do!" Sora whined and tried to give him the puppy dog eyes. "Sorry kiddo, when you smell THAT bad it doesn't matter how cute you are." He said and set the stinker down by a practically lush and green area of the backyard.

Sora whined and pouted, he HATED the hose, it always made his peepee shrink so bad it practically went in him, Plus everyone could see him!

'I better get a LOT of cuddles out of this.' The big baby thought as he sucked on his thumb.

Daddy was undoing the snaps to the swim diaper so Sora spread his legs, letting it plot to the grass and unleash a even more toxic stink.

"And you wanted that in the house!" Riku said, holding his nose and stepping back, grabbing the hose and aiming the nozzle.

Sora turned and braced himself, and still yelped and jumped as the first spray of cold water washed away the muck,and made him look like a girl .

turning around it was worse (though daddy used the gentlest setting for that) but soon sora was squeaky clean and shivering,m wearing nothing but his water wings.

"Oops, daddy forgot to grab a diaper.. you wait here and he'll be right back with a soft towel and clean diaper." daddy said and took off..leaving poor Sora shaking and sure the whole world was looking at his cute butt.

Riku casually strolled back inside the house, taking his time to heat up a towel in the dryer quickly for Sora while getting the diaper..and so he took about a full five minutes before coming out to see Sora was beet red in the face even as he still shivered. "Sorry buddy, that took longer then I expected." he lied and covered up the now basically drip dried boy with the towel, who mewed at the heat and snuggled into him. And it was a good thing the towel wasn't in the way as the sudden heat made Sora squirt out a lil pee. "heh.. we better get you padded asap." Riku said and tugged the baby away from the spot and onto the cement in front of the patio door, laying him down and getting him powdered and diapered asap. "there. now you can trinkle alll you want, worry free." Riku cooed and tickled the lil guys tumm. This of course made Sora giggle and wet a little bit even as he cooed just like a baby.

Scooped up in daddies arms, Sora was sucking on his thumb and any anger at this wonderful loving man was instantly forgotten. He was delighted to see daddy was gonna have them watch some cartoon..well after he got the water wings from sora. He sat him on the couch and covered him with a blanket, telling him to pick something to watch while he got dressed. Sora thought long and hard too, and decided to pick the lion guard cuz daddy could at least stand that one. when daddy came back in wearing a loose pair of boxers and a under shirt Sora blushed and swore for a second his vision went all anime vision..little hearts and everything all around daddy. "heh, i know that look. stop gushing and scoot over so we can snuggle." "Yesh sir!" Sora cooed happily. "I didn't think you'd argue." Riku said with a grin and then took his seat, getting under the covers and within seconds Sora was nuzzling into his side. "well, somebodies all affectionate." he teased. "I'm just still cold." Sora semi lied. "totally just using you for heat." Ok. that one was a total lie. "Mmmmmhmm.. So if I did this.." and then daddy patted Sora butt and the widdle guy mewed and snuggled into daddy..then farted. ">....You know.. we were having a moment here.." "Ehehehe We still care I'm sure tha-" PBBBBT! "t's...the last of them.. ok. starting....now." Sora said in a sheepish tone, only to fart again. "If you're gonna poop again i'm putting you on the front porch. " Daddy said. And Sora knew it was a lie. knew that daddy would never do that.. but still.. "Your a butt you know that?" Sora whined as daddy literally scared the poop out of him. "Gah, trust me, all the regrets!" daddy chuckled, and it was true, the stink was just as bad as before. "Maybe we should go camping?" Sora suggested..spawning aa idea. Story written by ThatYamiGuy

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sketchyclaws · 4 years

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002 aspen snow?

How I feel about this character

Hooooooo boy. Okay. So, listen. I love Aspen Snow. That’s the shortest version I can give. Aspen Snow ...makes me sad sometimes, though. Because she’s been through so much, because she’s going through a lot almost entirely alone right now. Because I think she’s a good cat and an interesting, great character -- but she’s in a lot of pain and that’s sad to me. If I could I would make all the nice things for her so she would smile and feel better! But perhaps that’s channeling my inner Feather Mist. I don’t know what it is specifically about her that’s so neat to me, but she just... she’s the kind of character you can picture with a leather jacket and a motorbike, or something. She’s just cool! I would use the saying “still waters run deep” but that doesn’t seem quite right either. Whatever it is about her, Aspen Snow always catches my attention and I’m always excited to see her out and about, even if my OC doesn’t interact very often with her. Maybe I have a soft spot because Aspen was the first OC I got to RP with when I joined? Idk. Anyways. I feel a LOT for Miss Aspen’d Snew but I lack the brain capacity to articulate it. Love her.

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

I’m a simple man. I see two best friends, I think: hey, wouldn’t it be neat if--? Spark and Aspen are great. I haven’t seen TOO much of them, because I basically missed so much of their interactions and watching them grow up together, but listen. Listen. I can feel it, okay? It’s nice. It’s cute. It’s not easy, per se, especially now in light of recent events but... still! SparkAspen is a cute ship. Best pals turned ??? turned mates. Cute. Another ship with Aspen that I do enjoy is Flaming Wind. With them it’s almost.... easier? I guess? Because they’re both winter-borns. They’ve got each other’s backs in battle, they’ve got this sort of mutual understanding of what it means to FIGHT for something and that it takes to protect your tribe. Plus Flaming Wind is such an easy-going dude, he’s very witty and charming and I think that’s nice for Aspen because she always seems so serious. I could definitely see her warming up to him even more. Either way I think he’ll always be a good friend to her and a confidant, but wouldn’t it be nice to fall in love with someone who understands being on the frontlines of battle? Someone you aren’t leaving behind to worry about you? Y’know? Just two bros, chillin in a hot tub---

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

Hmm. If she ended up with Spark, I’d say Flaming -- and vice versa. I think either of those boys would be such good, loyal friends to her and in time I think she could come to lean and rely on both of them in different ways. Otherwise, I think Sparrow Tooth might be a nice friend for her. Two sharp, dangerous cats out there on the prowl. They both might be a bit too serious for the other, but I can see them at the very least becoming trusted comrades in fights and stuff. Like a coworker you respect a lot, even if you don’t hang out outside of the corporate barbeque, y’know? Probably not. That doesn’t even make sense. Anyways.

My unpopular opinion about this character:

I don’t know that I have one? I’m not really sure WHAT the popular opinion for her IS :( Maybe that she isn’t ACTUALLY stinky, like she might come across at first? She’s just a little nasty on the edges and probably nice inside. For example: she has not killed Feather Mist.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

I wish either that her and Patched Petal had never had a falling out such as they did, that things remained close between them despite everything, OR that her and Spark were still close. Again, I think she’s such a neat character and I don’t want her to be sad, so! I think she deserves to have a happy ending, somewhere. Somehow.

My cross-clan ship:

Hmmm. Aspen Snow and Sageface. Hear me out; local princess protected by her strong, gruff security guard.

A headcanon fact:

Aspen Snow has a beautiful smile, even though it’s rarely seen nowadays. Alternatively: Aspen Snow gets really bad clumps in her fur during the winter, because of how fluffy it is. Sometimes she comes back to the tunnels looking like a snowman and can’t leave again until the clumps melt or are washed/picked out.

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5.2 Story Impressions

Spoilers ahead for 5.2 MSQ and Ruby Weapon sidequest.

Well, a new ultima weapon huh? How’d they pull that one with the heart thingie from the first one? I guess maybe with Proto-Ultima parts and such from Azys Lla? Like that capital ship is still there stranded, but I’m sure they sent some dropships back to the homeland, maybe?

Ah yes, I’m the only one who can stop it, despite knowing quite intimately that Estinien was capable of destroying its prototype single handedly. I bet if they’d get him to team up with Gaius and Raubahn, and idk, fucking pull Merlwyb and Mistbeard out of retirement... bring Kann-e-padjali lady and her brethren as healers. Yeah, you can get it down. It’s not like it can temper people. You don’t even gotta wrangle the new primal task force, hot highlander knight and Fordola or anything. Jeez!

Ok fine, I’ll fight the FF7 reference... AFTER I GO CHECK ON THE MSQ!

Ok, they’ve got the right rock now, they’re certain. The shape kinda reminds me of a Soulstone from Diablo 2. It’d be much more realistic to assume video games from the past influence video games of the future, but I like to think this is another shared cross-culture humanity tale, like The Flood. Soul stones man.

Hmm, Alisae is all, “I hope you don’t have to make a choice between fighting the ultimate weapon and helping out here.” Hmm, either it’s a one off plot joke or foreshadowing for whenever we get to fight Emerald Weapon. I’ll go with the latter.

Everybody mad that crystalline catboi ain’t been sleeping... but do ya think they’re also making him bathe? Does he even sweat and get stinky anymore, being half golem?

I wonder what the response was for, “Why not Alphinaud?” Hmm, maybe Mattoid can tell me.

Chap with an axe beat ya to it, huh? *flashback to Heavensward* Yeah, we in for some bullshit. I just hope this set of bullshit doesn’t involve Alisae getting shot with a poisoned arrow.

I kinda wish the WoL had called out the Ardbert puppet body for what it was, right then and there. If Elidibus couldn’t beat us in Zenos’s body, then he sure as hell can’t beat us with an i80 weapon. I know the masses are dumb, but c’mon, we’re the savior, and they all know that the bodies of the old First WoLs were stolen and Sin Eater’d, explain and relate it to that. Just drive the puss from the wound now. Oh jeez, of course we’re not going to do what we should do... it wasn’t in the script.

Huh, does the purple bun insinuate that the pink haired bun is dildoing herself with her staff and imagining that it’s the WoL >__> now I feel bad for not paying super hard attention to these Buns when I did the MSQ. I blame Emet Selch for stealing the show from every zone! Except like, Lakeland.

Hmm riddle of the Sphinx? But that’s not a Sphinx.. it’s a wolf, owl, snake thing...

Hmm was this ancient Bunny lady with the echo a WoL of the past or were they a person strong in the Echo raised to the station of an Ascian? Like did they help to create the Ronkan civilization? I have many questions!

Aww, Runar is sad... but also hey, this moment has a lotta meme potential if you’re perverted and shipping your WoL with Yshtola.

I thought you were supposed to be good at this... actually I never thought you were good at this. Like, the first time we met you said you didn’t mean any harm, but you lead me on a chase and attacked me with swarms of gargoyles ya white robed wimp! Get out of that body and fight me like a SORCERER OF ELD!

Ryne thinks the Tempest is otherworldly hehe. Cute kid. :)

Wheat is sharp? How I be feeling it through my full metal gauntlet? :O Holy shit what are the people’s stomachs like on The First?!

Uriangesus! Uh oh, his soul be straining... Thancred’s too. Oiiiii veiiiiiii

Awww, sad lonely immortal whale :( I wanna give him a hug.

I just got told to go quietly... but I don’t care enough about Ryne or think she’s cute enough to actually sway me... oh well, fishing trip with the other old men.

Aww man, another remix for Sastasha.

My friend said I should do this dungeon with Trusts, but I still don’t want to use Trusts.

Sea mobs and other shenanigans. Seems like a pretty cool place. Huh, the Sahagin are turning crystals into animals... seems like we’ve found the mother load. Should be able to get that rock to work right now!

Sahagin Queen is Thicc. I said this. I got no comms because of saying this. Q.Q

Hmm, so according to these holograms they had to do what they made the beastmen tribes do for the first rendition of Extreme primals back in the 2.1+ days. Does that mean these fellows who designed Hydaelyn designed her to specifically rip out Zodiark’s heart, as to not kill the original Elidibus( you know the whole, her attack enervate the target, sundering it rather than destroying it that Emet Selch was on about)? Hmm.... is the WoL the original Elidibus or Venat? Will Yshtola ever get his thing working, or does it only respond to the WoL?

Hmm ok, so we’re not technically tempered? but what is the blessing of light exactly then? And how does Elidibus expect these WoL Juniors to ever even want to kill us? Hmmmm, I don’t think they really thought this plot thread through.

Another silently nodding joke. Teehee.

Man, it may be because I’ve been awake for 26 hours due to work, and a meeting at 12, but it really feels like the game is telling me to take a break too! I guess RL me fits right in with all these busy body heroes after all!

I feel like it should be Cyella that shows up, but I understand they had to make it any of the NPCs because of the playerbase nature to only do one job/role and not do any of the sidequest. At least they let us pick!

Zenos having a dream while robed dude with Asaheeeee or whatever that little bimbo’s name was that was Yotsuyu’s half brother’s voice muses about what that means. Mutters stuff about Emet-selch. There were a lot of Emet-selch name drops this patch.

Ok, time to finally kill Ruby Weapon.

Oh, that was easier than expected, but I still got killed by the quicksand. Whoops.

Also holy shit, did the pilot go crunchy crunchy for that to happen?! I mean I love callbacks to Nael, but holy shit... will I still find out who the pilot was?

Aww, Au Ra orphans. Raens at that. Huh. Daddy van Baelsar... huh... well he is certainly manly enough.

When’s Cid gonna cough up blood?! I was worried for nothing!?

Ok time to do Eden... *looks at clock* nevermind. It’s time for work again. Being a functioning member of society while trying to maintain my some semblance of my hikikomori habits is hard. And my old raid lead has is already beating Savage without me now too. OTL Well, I’ll have more time to work on my Sarg character, so there’s that.

#FFXIV #Spoilers #Long post #Ruby weapon #5.2 #MSQ

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tempest-loupnoir · 5 years

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Since I love reaction posts and I enjoyed writing one for the Ducktales season one finale, I thought I would torture myself by taking the time to write one again for what might possibly be my favorite episode of the series. This way I can go back and relive the magic while waiting for the hiatus to end and the next chapter to begin.

First thought when I opened the app: love the preview image on the app banner with the security guard spraying DW.

Pile of bombs! Must equal Nega- Nope. Who’s that dude? Reminds me of the security guard in the Tuskernini episode when Tuskernini had a beard. Flim Flam?

Love that iconic bat cocoon pose. Keep it up, DW.

DW stepping on each bomb is so ridiculous yet so him. I wonder if the show props hurt?

OMG! I did not expect Darkwing’s face under that mask!! My reaction matched DW’s

OMG! Who’s the new dude?! Is that Drake? With a new voice actor? WHAT?! Or is he a creepy dude who had his face and body shaped to look like Jim’s?

Jim’s glasses are cool

LOL! Splat. Poor LP. Such a dork. Thanks for having his back, Dewey. I wonder what Jim thinks about this fan who’s never made it to his autograph table? If he even noticed... Poor Lp.

Nice recoloring of the title card. Was that just my eyes or was that someone on the letter in a Darkwing costume. Disney Now app, please let me rewind some day. But not today. On with the show!

This new guy has such a sweet expression. I hope he’s not going to be a villain like Buddy in “The Incredibles.”

Okay Jim has noticed LP before. And he was cute with Dewey but rude to poor LP and new dude. (I really want to call him Drake.)

Jim made LP drive him? Lol Why am I not surprised. And eww, sweat stains.

Dewey’s butt bouncing in the his seat was cute.

Eww. Really, Jim? “Sniff sniff. Musky.” Is that a throwback to “The Secret Origins of Darkwing Duck” when the monk pulled the baby out of the space ship and said “and we shall call him... (sniff sniff)...stinky.”

Good questions, Dewey. The plot thickens.

“A psychological examination of man’s inhumanity to man”, hmm? Are you going to be our next new villain, Alistair? (Note, I have never heard of the person he is based on and know nothing about his movies so I am a total newbie. Looking forward to learning more!)

Scrooge built the company to make cheap office safety videos? Wouldn’t a light projector and slides be cheaper, Scrooge?

Never say “dare” to Scrooge McDuck, regardless of context.

Lol Scrooge likes mustachioed villains. Cute little quirk.

Dewey flipping out about the studio and calming down after Scrooge’s response shows some growth in his character and Scrooge proved that he’s getting to know all of the kids in the “Nothing Can Stop Della Duck” episode. Nice little character touches.

DW crawling in on his stomach. Lol

Hidden Mickey! Mickey award on the shelf!

WHAT. Alistair’s film is the birth of Negaduck?! And that dog guy: was that Hooter or was that Commissioner Gordon from Batman?

LP’s reaction is pretty much on cue with mine, but I’m intrigued. I’d watch it.

Surprised Jim liked the film.

Dewey wants a role in the film. Lol. Not surprised.

Nice, Scrooge. Calling Dewey the most childish child you know.

I was not expecting him to put Dewey in charge though.

Hey new dude. So you’re future Negaduck? Or are you future Darkwing? So many questions...

Jim reacted as I expected. Lol Fwoosh. Ouch. Snap crackle pop. Poor Jim.

Love the music before Jim jumped on the car

LP came up with seven questions much faster than I expected.

Darkwing’s kitty hop after the bush was taken away. Lol

Hi Tad Stones. :D Lol

A little heavy handed with the fire retardant, weren’t you?

The water cooler sign reminds me of Liquidator, naturally.

LP’s stealth actions were actually pretty good, even though they were a bit loud and clumsy at times.

Love all the posters and toys in the trailer.

New dude’s switch from friendliness to outright attack mode is interesting.

Oops. Splash. XD Nice toilet paper shot.

Omg the battle scenes. They’re too cute, avoiding smashing the nostalgia! And battle hat action figure. Lol. Nice nod to the original action figure with its hat popping action.

Annnd of course LP blinded himself.

But who is that punk-looking action figure? My first thought was Powerline but could that be a new, dogified Morgana? Or a new villain? Curiouser and curiouser!

Megavolt has a mustache in this version, Dewey? Or were you planning on making him wear one? Lol I can just picture the original Megavolt’s reaction to that.

Uhh why are you threatening your rare action figure with an iron, New Dude? Are you and LP playing with the figures together? Also that answers my unspoken question about why an iron was on the vanity. I assumed it was for pressing capes but I guess the new guy would not need to iron his own capes.

Still haven’t answered my question on who the new action figure is but apparently it has something to do with...90’s neon fashion?

The lunchbox has a face imprint on it.

New Dude has a similar back story to Drake. Interesting. Does this mean Jim is going to be Negaduck or Darkwarrior?

Baby Darkwing!! Awwwww!! So cute! I love the style those comics were drawn in!! Who drew them? Silvani? I must know!

Also the bully looks a lot like baby Herb Muddlefoot in “You Sweat Your Life.” Coincidence or new plot device? Maybe that’s the new Hamm?

Drake wanting to inspire another kid like him... Awww. Wait, I don’t know for sure that his name is Drake yet. I need a name for you soon!

“You are a true fan. We can save this movie!” Nice, LP. :) I do think it’s the fan input that made the comics and now this show as good as they are. The comics that did not have input from show creators or fans were glaringly obvious, buuut that’s a dead horse I’m not going to linger over.

LOL! “I don’t know. He kind of wants to make me not alive any more.” What a cute way of describing a horrifying moment in your life, Buddy. You’re so likable and adaptable. I will be surprised if you’re not the one who is going to end up with Gosalyn and become the new modern real life Darkwing? But I will be sad if Jim Starling/Jim Cummings/original Darkwing does not get a redeeming moment... He’s spent so much time feeling like a hasbeen and he’s just been replaced in the franchise he’s centered his life on. He’s having a really bad day. Give him a break, please, Ducktales? Don’t break my heart, please...?

Aww. Jim still has the moves, and cape awareness. I’m rooting for both Darkwings. I hope they can compromise and work it out so they can both be in the movie together. Like Indiana Jones and his son in “The Crystal Skull” movie. Indy was still Indy and the kid was shaping up to be like Indy. Old Darkwing could reform his protégé in the new movie and they can both work together as heroes. That’d be a cool finale.

“Idiot in the purple cape”? Harsh.

Dewey’s dance crew. What is up with your obsession with dance numbers, Dewey? They’re kind of annoying for someone like me with Audio Processing Delay. And man those are high boots... My first thought was that they were the Darkwing Squad, like the SHUSH agents training to be like Darkwing in the Darkwing Squad episode. (Forgot the name of it.)

And there’s proof that Jim might have actually done some crimefighting in real life. He took out those security guards so quickly and easily! An actor trained to pull his punches might not know where or how hard to strike.

Huh. Their beaks are different colors.

“Your heart is in my lunchbox.” What? Lol

Oops. Sorry, security guard. Darkwing Duck just broke your wrist in the door. Ouch.

Oooh Jim’s voice got so creepy there. “Yes, I will.” Jim’s still one of my favorite voice actors ever. I can see what Jim S. is thinking there. Evil plot commencing. Annnd there’s an ouchie for Drake. Also love the music.

“Stupid. Movie star. Face. Get in!” That made me laugh. Both of them were doing classic Darkwing scenes from episodes (with different dialog of course).

OMG THE LAUGH

THE LAUGH IS BACK. EEE I have chills!

New Megavolt is bulked up. And has black hair and a mustache. Interesting. He reminds me of the Italian pig pilot character in the Ducktales episode where we met Launchpad’s family. (Forgot the name.) I wonder if this Megs would have an Italian accent.

The music and dance moves are already annoying me, Dewey... And what is with that giant Darkwing face? Ew. Looks like one of those clown faces you throw bean bags into the mouth of in carnivals.

The chainsaw juggler looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Lol

“Why are you saying things all mean?” I guess LP is foreshadowing what we probably already know. This ending is going to hurt, isn’t it... ;_; Ducktales team, you guys are awesome and brutal.

Ugh. What stupid lines. “You can’t defeat me. I awesome.” Nice voice though.

Robot face, Dewey? What?

Eep! Great job, Jim. Setting the whole stage on fire. Let me guess. Either LP or new DW is going to have to save you now.

“I’ll film this finale even if it kills me. And everyone in this room!” Oh Jim... ;_;

New guy’s voice just doesn’t have the same “I am the terror” ring to it. He’s going to take some getting used to.

Great plan, DW! And omg I love the moment when DW and LP said “Let’s get dangerous” and then immediately geeked out about how cool this is! Also good on you for recognizing the plan, Scrooge. I am curious to see how Scrooge responds to these guys at the end. Is he going to contract a new tv series with DW?

Oh man, seeing DW hurt and the other characters reacting like they think he’s dead is really hurting my empathy. My chest is hurting in real life. ;_;

Jim, no... Don’t become Negaduck. ;_; I can already guess what he’s going to say. “Why won’t you stay dead”

Nice face off. Reminds me of the showdown in Just Us Justice Ducks part two.

Launchpad’s enjoying the show.

Okay. Scrooge helped lighten the mood with “which is the bad guy? If only one had a blasted mustache!” The difference is pretty obvious to me, though. Only one is wearing a black belt.

“Dead meat duck” is an actual Negaduck quote, for those of you who haven’t seen the Darkwing Duck tv series. I can just imagine how much fellow fans like me are geeking out over this. :D

Thank you, LP for saying what I’ve been wanting to say. Please let this work... I really want to go back to liking Jim... ;_; “Please stop. You’re not a villain. You’re a hero. OUR hero. No matter how hopeless things got, Darkwing Duck got back up and did what was right.” And of course the music is just right for the moment. :,)

Nice halo effect on LP with the background prop.

“Darkwing Duck is bigger than one man. He is the hope that flaps in the night.” YES. Preach it, LP!

The Darkwings’ reactions to LP in danger are both still characterstic for Darkwing, but this is like seeing Darkwing Duck and Drake Mallard in separate bodies, side by side. Like the “Negaduck” (also called Birth Of Negaduck”) episode with the tronsplit Darkwings. Cool.

“You really can’t stop him once he gets started.” “Well yeah... He’s your biggest fan.” The emotion in new guy’s voice and Jim’s face... And the music. Awww... :,)

Love the reflection in the chainsaw. Love love love it.

Now’s not the time to hot dog the spotlight, Jim!

AHH! The music is sad! Noo! Please be okay! I’m legit in tears while writing this now!

Where is he?! I don’t care about Dewey’s dance number. I do appreciate LP’s advice to DW and pep talk but I want to know where Jim is. :( The humor and the sweetness are clashing badly with my anxiety over the fate of my...’hero’? :(

Also casual observation before I end the agony by finishing this episode. New DW’s cape attaching to his buttons just looks weird. I hope they go back to original Darkwing’s label double breasted coat with the cape under the lapel. This one looks like fisherman overalls.

Okay. It’s official. New guy is Drake Mallard. I saw that coming but I wasn’t sure if the Ducktales team was going to keep that name as a separate identity or not. I had no clue this twist was coming.

Wait, WHAT. Jim, no! No no no no! Don’t twist Launchpad’s actions into evil. And why the heck is your costume changing color? Did you get an acid bath from whatever was in that rod? I think you bumped your head too many times, Buddy.

This beautifully tied together the finale of the Darkwing Duck tv show in the Ducktales universe, with Jim seeing a duplicate of himself as the villain in the show, and Jim becoming the villain in real life. Drake Mallard was a total surprise. I’ve seen fan theories that made him Jim’s nephew or son, but a random fan who grew up watching DWD the same way we did and became Darkwing the same way the original did in the real life tv series was a big, poignant surprise. I am happy I got to go on this emotional journey with him and see him bloom into the hero he adored. He’s mild mannered enough to be a good father to Gosalyn whenever she is introduced, and fanatical enough to still be a good Darkwing.

I have no idea how the age difference thing is going to work with Drake and Jim as hero and villain, but clearly Jim kept in shape, and old ducks can still put up a terrific fight, as Scrooge has proven.

This was a very interesting episode and definitely one I’ll be watching again soon. My heart is still fluttering though. Dang, Ducktales team. You know how to torture me. ;_; I’d have never ever written a story like this and I’m not sure I would have bought a book with a story like this, but I applaud you for pulling it off wonderfully here. You kept me guessing and I am full of questions, excitement, residual anxiety, etc. This took me two and a half hours to write, minute by painful paused video minute and I’m glad I have a record of my reactions to look back on. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it!

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