Obi-Wan: Why do i sense we've picked up another pathetic life form?
Cody: … It was Waxer
Waxer: *gasp* Liar!
Boil: General, commander Cody was the one to take the tooka in
Obi-Wan: Is that so? *raises an eyebrow at Cody*
Cody: …General i can explai-
Obi-Wan: All you have to explain is this little guys name, my dear Cody
Cody: … Ver'alor Scraper
Waxer& Boil: Lieutenant?!
Obi-Wan: *laughs* Well… hello there, Scrap'ika *pats the tooka*
Cody: Careful, the ver'alor bites
Sinker: Sir we found this thing in the storage room *holds up a tooka*
Wolffe: Damn it Fox!
Boost: Sir? Did your twin sent it with you?
Wolffe: What? No, this is Fox. I told him not to roam around! But like the og he never listens to me
Comet: Pffft
Wolffe: Is there something to laugh about, Comet?
Comet: No. No. Its just… cute
Wolffe:
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Comet, Boost, Sinker, Talia, and Wolffe on their way back to base
Comet, spots a space McDonald's: can we get space McDonald's, sir?
Wolffe: no
Sinker: why not?
Wolffe: we have food at base
Boost: but that food is so boring
Wolffe: do you have credits?
Comet, Boost, and Sinker: no
Wolffe continues to drive the speeder
Talia, who has been sitting quietly: I want space nuggies
Wolffe: Mesh'la..
Talia, Boost, Comet, and Sinker shouting: space nuggies, space nuggies, space nuggies
Wolffe, giving off tired boyfriend and older brother vibes and thinking to himself: why do I love these idiots?
Wolffe: fine. We can get space McDonald's
Comet: Awesome!
Boost: kriff yeah!
Sinker: woohoo!
Talia: love you babe!
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(ID: Four brown men sit in the backseat of a car. Comet, the furthest left, wears a blue shirt and yellow shorts and has his face buried in the tail of a giant wolf plush. Wolffe sits besides him and uses the hind leg as a pillow. Boost sits besides Wolffe and is leaning against Sinker and wears a purple shirt. Sinker has the the of another giant wolf plush against the window and is using that as a pillow. All the men are asleep and the streetlights illuminates them from outside)
@starwarsfandomfests
Happy fandomfest!! My prompt for @spaceydragons was amusement park, and even the Wolfpack couldn’t resist the temptation of winning those big plushies there!!
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Commander Wolffe has a bad feeling about this mission. From the distress beacon, to the location, to the locals who were not once mentioned because the planet was listed as uninhabited, he’s been on edge since day one.
If only his General would stop trying to adopt the locals’ interpreter. Their very-much-a-clone interpreter.
Oh, and if Boost and Sinker would also stop trying to adopt the most-likely-a-deserter, that’d be great too.
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Sinker: I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Boost: …
Wolffe: …
Sinker: Oh come on. That was a good one!
Boost: You are completely osik
Sinker: Well yeah? And you need a shower
Plo: *suddenly laughs* Oh it was a good one
Sinker: Buir ��
Plo: I know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas
Boost: Oh yeah?
Plo: But they usually go over people’s heads
Wolffe: … *rolls his eye with a fond smile *
Boost: *laughs *
Sinker: ???
Sinker: But you laugh at that?!
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Plo Koon is the first Jetti to learn about the clone cuddle piles.
It's not too long after Malevolence, and the men who had survived with him were still a bit wary of being attacked at any moment. Wolffe in particular is avoiding most smaller craft, constantly placing himself as close to the door when he's on the bridge as humanly possible.
It breaks Plo's heart to see this, and one night he goes to check in on Wolffe on his off time. The officers quarters are empty, and Plo is confused but figures Wolffe might be down in the barracks.
The beds that should be spaced apart have had their mattresses stripped, all stacked in an organized pile in the furthest corner of the room, making it impossible to be snuck up on. Plo can see Wolffe near the middle of the pile of sleeping clones, Sinker being used to prop the sleeping officer up, while Boost is snoring away against Wolffe's side, his legs wrapped around the other as if anchoring him. Countless other 104th soldiers are sleeping or quietly chatting around the trio, and Plo is eventually noticed by a shiny who freezes, his gasp startling the others to attention.
"Rest easy little one, I'm just curious." Plo keeps his voice low, and the shiny slowly resumes his task of braiding another clones hair, dozens of hazel eyes watching the Jetti come closer to investigate. "Do you always rest this way?"
"When we can sir." One speaks up, a pilot Plo recognizes, looking a little embarrassed. "We can fix everything back the way it's supposed to be."
"Whatever for?" The master kneels down a few feet from the pile, able to feel a constant thrumming of peace and content from the men. "You are at peace like this."
"It helps, with everything." A splicer speaks up, the man half buried under a sleeping brother. "You can join us, if you'd like?"
Plo is surprised by the offer, and watches as various clones glance at each other in a language he does not understand.
"Perhaps another time, little one." Plo adjusts his position to take up his meditation pose. "I'll meditate for now."
The Force is singing with content when Plo opens himself up to it, and for the first time, he thinks of the men as his children, not just his soldiers.
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