#I JUST SNORTED

[thehellsystem]

It's so good to see fellow white supremacists telling those zionist cowards to stop complaining.

The who what now

#asks #i just snorted #some of you guys are FREAKS

[gay-otlc]

Santi: We should get to know each other better.

Wolfe: All right. What’s your favorite book?

Santi: Vodka, do you like boys?

JASKDFJDS

#the great library #my family is concerned rn #i just snorted #tgl incorrect quotes

[therealedsheets]

#xanned out #i just snorted

[maiteo]

Maybe you’re accidentally sending winning vibes to Vieira and he’s sending it to his squad…turn the game off friend….

me gathering up my coyg n vacating the premises…..

#answered #i just SNORTED #i missed this im sooo late im sorry AHSBSJSN #no bc as soon as I left the living room I heard him celebrating….was my coyg in the way babes…sorry🫣

[dea-marte]

yelling

#i just snorted #he says the 1 btw #he is a love at first sight fool and they admit it #oc: artemísio #dea rambles

[https-furina]

so i think my hyperactivity took over last night??

i don’t even write fics this long perse help

BBY WHAT THE FUCK AHAJSJSK

#I JUST SNORTED #WHY DID YOU START TALKING ABOUT FUCKING FNAF #HAJSKDKSKDKLSK #ʚ the mailbox ɞ ₊˚๑ #— 🌿 bell #perse’s sweethearts : 🪴 #https-heizou

[leavingkamino]

"Rampart Rag Doll" Item Condition: Slightly Damaged

#tbb spoilers #tbbedt #swedit #thebadbatchedit #starwarsedit #swanimation #swsource #userbariss #usernobie #swblr #filmtvcentral #by me* #tbb #the bad batch #admiral rampart #HIS FIRST NAME IS EDMON?????? #sorry i just looked at wookieepiedia #also did not know how to caption this my bad #i couldn't stop cackling and snorting while making this

[hyunpic]

#hyunjin #skz #stray kids #bystay #gifs #staydaily #me posting about this same moment again sorry.. #i just found a better video of it 😣 #anyway. feels like im continuously stepping into a mouse trap while i look at him #need to snort up the moles on his chest like lines of cocaine or #draw lines to connect them together like star constellations #either is fine with me..

[sammilovescoffees-blog]

idk who needs to hear this but DO NOT EVER crush up and snort ur antidepressants like sertraline etc i googled it and everyone said it will cause u pain blah blah theres no high…. MY NOSE IS BURNING MY THROAT IS BURNING MY EYES R RED AND SWOLLEN and ive never experienced such pain before. it’s been almost an hour and its starting to calm down but like FML my eyes were non stop tearing up and i had a MASSIVE headache where it felt like my ears were gonna explode like i still cant breathe thru my nose i feel horrible please don’t do it just cause ur curious cause that’s what i did.. i was bored like honestly biggest regret im gonna tell everyone i have the flu or something idk how i’ll feel in the morning but I HAVE WORK i do not want to call in sick but stay posted ig.. hahahaha….. 😒 (there was also some blood coming out my nose bro)

UPDATE i did go to work but omfg i had the worst headache and my throat felt swollen and every time i blew my nose there was some blood LMFAO lesson learned 💀

#mental health #kinda depressing #sertraline #antidepressants #snort it up #i just snorted #warning #do not recommend #i dont like this #scared #send help #alcohlism #alcohol #mentally ill #this is your sign #sign

[staruie]

妄想

#Wow im going to explode in 542 directions #after 236 dropepd i just spent a few days snorting straight copium #but cant forget to draw them too😭😭 #gege still serves satosugu at the gravest of times #damn fujoshis! #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #stsg #jjk fanart #satosugu #gojo satoru #geto suguru #五夏 #夏五 #五条悟 #夏油傑 #咒術迴戰 #jjk 236 #artists on tumblr #original art #my artwork

[saltpepperbeard]

Ed + 😬 Teef

#OFMD #Our Flag Means Death #ofmd gifs #ofmdedit #ofmdblog #ofmddaily #ofmdsource #Edward Teach #Taika Waititi #OFMD Season 2 #OFMD S2 Trailer #Edit #I just CAN'T with these faces #I keep giggle snorting every time I sEE THEM #JUST #T E E F #GRIMACING AWKWARD SCREAMING INSIDE TEEF HSDJKSL #see he and stede are perfect for each other okay #because they're really just SO faces #it's also driving me somewhat insane that we went from him throwing the BIGGEST heart eyes possible #to THIS #though i will say #it'll be incredible to see the sort of faces he's pulling again once they've HEALED #LIKE THE CONTRAST TO THIS WILL BE BONKERS I'M SURE

[jeeaark]

Shirtless Disaster Pt. 1

So. pretty sure the emperor cusses. just. never had the reason to say out loud. or has a filter on when they talk. Until Greygold happened. You ever try and look with the emperor's perspective when Tav makes decisions and go, 'H-how are you not ceaselessly cussing like a sailor at Tav?'

ANYWAY- HERE'S THE THING. TRULY. Always had my squinty-eyed caution on Emps. Trying to ascertain if they were for real with their words/actions/intentions or not. but. Squid buddy sharing their feelings of caring was the uh snowball that started this avalanche. Can't fake feelings huah, GREYGOLD FINALLY FOUND THOSE MUSHY BITS HUAH.

I ain't gonna let y'all wonder what Greygold's answer was, so uh. Bonus!

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 #the emperor bg3 #greygold #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #-snorts up delusional cocaine- okay so HERE'S HOW WE CAN STILL MAKE PINA COLADA FRIENDSHIP WORK #We turn it into a pina colada -more-than-friends-ship \ o / #WAS I AWARE THAT ALL ODDS WERE STACKED AGAINST GREYGOLD? YOU BETCHA #BUT I PUT TOO MUCH EMOTIONAL INVESTMENT IN THIS SQUID YOU THINK I WAS GONNA SAY NO????? ///HA/// #You think I didn't think I couldn't make the impossible happen????????????? #the ending to this game was either gonna be -really- fucking good or really really REALLLY FUCKING //TRAGIC// #and I was all here for it #WHO NEEDS TO PLAY AS DURGE TO SUFFER WHEN YOU CAN JUST MAKE REALLY RISKY LOVE LIFE CHOICES WHILE HAVING THE HUBRIS OF THE GODS THEMSELVES

[vanilkaplays]

Smooth.

#Baldur's Gate 3 #BG3 #Astarion #Baldur's Gate 3 gifs #BG3 gifs #gif #I like how some of his lines just fall into the 'you're lucky I already like you. if it was anyone else I'd kick them in the shin' category #though this one is not one of them #this one just makes me snort because of the 'clarification'

[itneverendshere]

alrighty imagine rafe feeling jealous for the first time in his life and absolutely not knowing how to navigate through it, so he just takes it out on you 🤗 he's down bad so it's funny

just a lil something for y'all:

rafe cameron does not get jealous.

why would he? he has the world at his feet—wealth, status, popularity, and seemingly limitless opportunities. got everything he wants and needs in his perfect kook-life, right? there’s absolutely nothing that could make him envious of others. he’s been moving through life with a sense of entitlement, accustomed to getting what he wants when he wants it.

that earth-shattering confidence translates into his sexual life. if there was such a thing as mastering the subtle art of not giving a fuck, god, he’d get a nobel prize for that shit. 

rafe likes to indulge in the pleasures of his fantastic mortal life without the burden of attachment of commitment, just thinking about tying himself up to someone else makes him want to drive his jeep into the nearest wall. 

that’s not the life he wants. that kind of bullshit gets people depressed or killed; he’s seen enough of that kind of misery in his lifetime. 

he knows he’s got a reputation by now. it precedes him, and he revels in it. and people say he’s a bad guy? please, he’s doing the entire female community a favor. there’s no point in restricting his independence for one person. 

no feelings involved, no clinging, and no, he’s not fucking cuddling someone after he just blew his load into their back. The women he involves himself with know what they’re getting themselves into when they open their pretty legs for him.

 it’s great. 

no stupid headaches, no fights, no “why didn’t you text me back?”, complete radio silence unless they want something from him or vice versa. sure, there have been a few girls who needed a collective reminder of his rules, which he does by always cutting them off.

no one’s ever made him want to throw his philosophy out the window. can you imagine that happening? rafe cameron…feeling…something other than complete horniness for someone else? enough to make him want to commit capital murder when someone else thinks they’re entitled to touch what’s his?

no, of course not.

that’d be insane. completely impossible. rafe cameron would never get his perfect hands dirty with filth. not in this universe or lifetime. 

or so he thought. 

“you have a real problem, you know that?”

if looks could kill he’d be seven feet under. you’re shooting daggers at him through your pretty eyes, hands settling on your hips. if he wasn’t raging with misplaced anger issues, he’d tell you how fucking beautiful you look tonight.

“me?” rafe grits out as he sticks his fingers into his chest, “you want to talk about problems, sweetheart?” his words drip with venom, a thinly veiled attempt to deflect the intensity of his own emotions.

you don’t back down, though, gaze steady and unwavering as you meet his challenge, “i’m not the one who just punched the living shit out of someone else!”

rafe's lip curl into a mocking smirk. "whose fault is that?” he quips, the barb aimed squarely at your intellect.

a violent urge to strangle him takes hold of you, anger nipping at your skin, “what the hell is wrong with you?”

he doesn’t know why he did it. all he remembers was that in that moment, while watching you entertain someone else, he wanted to snap someone’s neck in half. and he’d be damned if he didn't get what he wanted. 

rafe’s head tilts, oh so slowly, to the side, pretty blue eyes burning your skin, “i’m not the one letting some sleazy bastard get their hands under my slutty dress.”

that didn’t come out right. 

it made much more sense in his head. he doesn’t want to admit it, doesn’t want to acknowledge the gnawing jealousy that threatens to consume him whole.

“slutty dress?! this is vintage versace you possessive lunatic!”

“so fucking what?” he saunters closer, seemingly calm, except that’s the one thing that he never is, “did they run out of fabric in Italy?”

you watch him, a little mesmerized by the way the moonlight accentuates his features, heart pounding. he stops in front of you.

you must’ve taken a good hit to the head if you believe rafe cameron feels anything for you besides some sort of allure to your cunt. you know better than that. you open your mouth to speak, but rafe’s quick to lift one of his hands, tapping your lip with his finger.

“this is supposed to be like— a casual thing, right?” he exhales a breath, voice barely louder than a murmur.

you tip your chin up, “what are you getting at?’”

 “no strings. so, i really shouldn't be this fucking pissed about seeing you post a picture with that asshat face, smiling, his arm around you. that stupid fucking caption.”

straightening your posture, you don’t let his sugar-coated confession get to you, remaining silent for the time being. what’s his deal? is the devil spawn...confessing?

“speaking of photos…i just looked at a really cute one of you before, can you guess which one?”

and watch that picture be the one where you're on all fours in his truck's backseat lmao😃👀

#rafe cameron #blurb #rafe cameron x reader #rafe x reader #i snorted #mutual pining #rafe imagine #rafe cameron au #rafe cameron fluff #just a thought #i would go insane #absolutely insane #rafe cameron x you #rafe fic

[sodamnbored]

Damian: And you would be Richard, I presume?

Dick, preening: I suppose Bruce and Alfred must talk about me all the time. What gave me away? The hair? My gymnast’s build? My rugged good looks? :D

Damian: Not really. I just know a Dick when I see one.

#Jason snorting: Aaaand just like that I have a new favourite brother. #batman #batfamily #batfam #batman and robin #dc robin #dc comics #dick grayson #damian wayne #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batboys quotes #incorrect batbros #incorrect batbrats #incorrect batkids #incorrect dick grayson #incorrect damian wayne #dick and damian #disaster duo #batbrats #batbrats being petty #batbrats bonding #dc universe #dcu #himbo dick grayson #chaotic dumbasses #batbros #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #bruce and dick

[tamagoneko]

emo ass twink

#dreamworks trolls #trolls band together #trolls floyd #i just know his ass was off snorting pixie stix hhnfa #fanart #my art #chibi #cute #request art!