maiteo

[maiteo]

baffled by people who (apart from their own club) only want to see man city to win the prem. i want my own club to win obvs but i would rather see literally any random club win it than sit back and watch football further fall to the evils of money and the knowledge that the richest man in the room will always win no matter what you do

#getting away with so much shit on top of it too like? what’s the motive n thought process behind this? #i understand being a hater n whatnot but city’s shit just gets swept off so easily like it’s nothing it’s almost comical #I feel like pointing fingers at certain fanbases….but eye won’t…🤐 #the only thing that makes me feel sane regarding that club n the ridiculous bias is that ‘fans’ literally do not exist in person😭

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bitch I got WESTIMMY on the first take do NOT play with meeee

#eye passed 10 10 10s across the board like this is a WIN mamas #and that description…YEAH! mhmm YUP #this rlly got me cheesing at a time where I needed it BAD😭

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ever wanted to know which cawktastic serie a duo you are. no question mark it’s rhetorical because ofc you have! this quiz will let you know <3

#im tuned in and its UPPP lemme take this n see what meu amor’s saying🤭 #quiz

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#mood #clowning is inevitable but one thing about me? I’m gonna point n LAUGH!😭🫵🏽

[maiteo]

imagine me supporting porto and fica and sporting….

#using my tuga teams just as an example but it sounds dumb as fuck right? #yeah that’s what I’m getting at ahsjskak #girl anyways! work ends soon i might treat myself to a lil sumsum from the bakery a few blocks away<3 smiling a bit!

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Idk who’s directing these kit shoots but why is it sooo boring where’s the fun and creativity. Esp with the away kit which is so pretty, they didn’t do it justice :(

right like even if the direction was flavorless those kits should’ve energized them??😭 even the wc portraits had a lil something abshsjs

either way I dont expect these guys to give anything besides basic straight male poses

#answered #eye dee kay maybe adidas would’ve given us a lil flavor their ads are usually fun…or not so stoic at least #nikes ads at least the footie ones are boring to me like the players are the ones to liven it up…guess it was a lose lose situation here😭

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#AGSJSJSKS #arsenal

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Yaasss girl give us nothing🧍🏼‍♀️ https://x.com/selecaoportugal/status/1783156724527980941?s=46&t=Zw95KNXFc104noWwKx779Q

they literally said

#answered #agshsjsk BORING🍅🍅🍅 #jerseys are cunt tho….theyre just incapable of serving…how sad #I need the ladies to do a shoot now!! pls n thx

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also I heard raya speak for the first time earlier….girl…?

#a london spaniard just like hector ahsjsjs #also I wasn’t familiar with his game…my ramsdale loyalty was in the way.. #no hate to raya it was hate to mikel!☝🏽 #anyways.

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howling rn

#‘​like we’re some sheffield united’ SCREMSJSBSNS #the chels fans posts have been killing me they are hilarious😭 #also if someone else posted this I wouldn’t know! #arsenal

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if anyone’s gonna be seen posting in a players tag, where there’s only tumbleweeds and weird articles, it’s gonna be miss maiteo!

her post, a beacon of light, while im getting my ass beat by long ass spam (?) posts in several different languages:

#this is soooo?? AHHSJSLS #tumbleweeds is truly sending me rn like??😭 #this is so true tho like…such weird ass posts in so many players tags (esp mine) like I need to do work #a mention on my beloveds blog oh how I love crossovers giggling n blushing n beaming rn<3 #alliepop🍭

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benjamin said oh little old me? 🥺

#he said it was just a nice kick about with the boys😘 #benjamin

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Saka, Martin and Rice celebrate Ben's brace | Arsenal - Chelsea (H), 23.4.2024 ©️PA Images / Alamy Stock Photo

❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹🤍🤍

#gimme alllll the bracey ben footage I wanna celebrate! #benjamin #arsenal

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COCKS OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT WEAHHHHHHHHHH WEAHHHH OHHHHH WRAGGHAHSHS WEAH OH USA USA USA BELLA CAZZOOO OOOO I LOVE IT

#not bella cazzo IM YELLINGBSVABAN

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oooh I’m moaning a bit!!!🤭

boobentus managing not to flop my beloveds maia and lucy smiling yeah i’ll take that!

#the pic ABSBSJSKSK #whit mention lemme get my ass UP?? #whitmatized<3 #mai lucy<3

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sweet vindication for us benjigirls. us benjimen

#yes amen🤭 #libras especially we are UP

[maiteo]

#letting that donkey score twice is soooo embarrassing id go into hiding