#he said it was just a nice kick about with the boys😘

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You Da One

This is PART 2 to the instagram AU for She's All I Wanna Be (Trevor Zegras)!! Have fun seeing who she winds up with ;) I wrote this while listening to You Da One by Rihanna so enjoy this as much as I enjoyed making it!!

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yourusername wait this isn't a hockey game...?

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yourbff It most certainly is not 😏

tatemcrae 👀

user1 oh??? What's happening yourbff and tatemcrae???

user2 I need the FBI agents in here to do their digging FAST

jackhughes I was not expecting THAT when I answered the phone

user4 WHAT'RE WE MISSING????!

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user1: Is that where I think it is....

user2: Y'all I'm so lost what's happening

yourusername can't wait till next time 😝

jackhughes oh we are so there next time yourusername yourusername 'We' as in you and who? jackhughes jackhughes 'We' as in the whole crew yourusername Oh boy

user3 Y'ALL SHE WAS IN CINCINNATI WATCHING THE BENGALS

user4 Her and yourbff were sitting right in front of my mom and I, they were so sweet!

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user5 Anybody else catching onto y/n saying 'next time'??? sus?????

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celebrityweekly NEW POSSIBLE COUPLE ALERT??!!

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Well-known gym influencer and heavy lifter, y/n l/n, was seen with her best friend, y/bff/n, recently in Cincinnati, Ohio at a Bengals NFL Game!!! That's not the best part... some sources who had been at said game had admitted to seeing the famous influencer LEAVING with FAMOUS BENGALS QUARTERBACK JOE BURROW!!!! Some said the two seemed to be quite cozy, more sources sending in these recent pictures during y/n's time in Cincy getting nice and close with the Quarterback!

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user1 ohhhh TEAAAAAA

user2 If this isn't a major kick to the nuts for Trevor idk what is lmfao

user3 OH I just KNOW Trev's kicking and punching air rn

user4 this took an unexpected turn of events

user5 NOT HER BFF AND COLE LIKING THIS POST LMFAO

user6 She deserves a guy like Burrow, I hope this is true!!!

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yourusername you got me smiling' all the time :)

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user1 I wonder who she's talking about in this oop-

tatemcrae So happy to see you happy

yourbff aye yo bro who got you smiling' like that like..?!

yourusername You bro 😘 yourbff Damn right bae 😚

jackhughes The fact you're smiling with teeth for a photo proves my point in the gc

yourusername I do smile!! We're not having this argument again l_hughes03 he's got a point tho yourusername yourusername *quietly unadds Luke from gc* l_hughes03 It's not quiet when you're announcing it on your ig colecaufield when did we decided to leave the gc and start this in her comments?? Why wasn't I informed? yourusername because this is NOT happening in my comments jackhughes Who's your little crush that got smiling with teeth y/n/n?? yourusername yourusername like I said earlier, it's yourbff yourbff exactly jackhughes

user2 we ALLLLL know that it isn't yourbff who is making you smile like that

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user3 I think we all know it's a certain guy you've been seeing miss y/n

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joeyb_9 Hawkeye

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user1 He's so fine like hello

lahjay10_ Man's got game on and off the field 🤩

user2 Ja'maar really hinting at Joe's thing with yourusername has me dead lmao

user3 If this mans isn't with yourusername I might actually start a riot

user4 I think there's more updates saying she's in Cincy for their game on Sunday!!!

yourbff Stop hogging

joeyb_9 No hogging over here

jackhughes I can't argue with this one

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jackhughes We're missing one because she was too cool to hang

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user1 JACK CALLING HER OUT FOR BEING IN CINCY RN IM DEAD

colecaufield definitely didn't fly out here JUST to see yourusername

l_hughes03 definitely didn't make a fort in the living room JUST for yourusername to sleep in

yourbff definitely didn't save subs from the best deli on the corner for yourusername

yourusername You're all such drama queens

colecaufield nope just a little heartbroken is all 🥲

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user2 Something's cooked here lmfao

user3 What's funny is seeing Trevor like posts from time to time. we know he lurkin'

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trevorzegras My one and only

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user1 y'all I think he misses y/n lmao

user2 Tell us you secretly miss yourusername without actually telling us 💀

dixiedamelio Always been me 😍

user3 maaaan she thought she ate with that comment

user4 gimme that plate dixiedamelio because you DID NOT EAT

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yourbff Whose house is that??? 👀

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colecaufield I cannot wait to see what the hype is all about

jackhughes Answer the gc yourusername I KNOW you not sleeping

yourusername 😚 jackhughes

user1 I love how Ja'maar got in on this lmfao, there's not backing out of this now

user2 Girly admit it... you are with the finest and best QB in the league

user3 Oh she's definitely bagged this guy

user4I cannot wait to meet you at the tailgate! Where can I find you at?

yourusername Find me by the pong table tournament!! ☺️

yourbff fr tho, your fit is gonna slay gf

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user1 Did anyone else meet her????

user2 I did, I ran into her by the drinks table! She's so sweet and actually so much prettier in real life omfg

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jackhughes Leave it to Cole to sprint towards the beer pong to tackle y/n

yourusername Y'all could've warned me, I'm in heels colecaufield There was no time, I'm too fast 😎 yourbff and too short to point out in the crowd colecaufield I'm blocking you I swear yourbff l_hughes03 She's not wrong. Had to put her on my shoulders to find you colecaufield colecaufield I regret being friends with any of you

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tatemcrae It's a lifestyle now ok

yourusername it's law

jackhughes I've never seen this type of energy at our games from any of you🤔

yourbff It's different jackhughes

colecaufield hmmm different how may I ask? 😏

tatemcrae That's a y/n question yourusername That's not a y/n question

user1 This friend group joining the NFL friend group is what I'm striving to see

user2 Trevor wishing y/n got like this for him rn

user3 I just know he's having so many regrets lmfao

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yourbff So proud you found your lobster 💜

jackhughes you deserve that happiness you searched so long for y/n/n

colecaufield And I thought jackhughes was tall...

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trevorzegras I miss you

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Part 11

Masterlist

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Part 10 🍂 Part 12

Pairing: Syverson x ofc

Series summary: Life with Sy, what more can you wish for? The most amazing husband and father to a whole litter of cute little kids... Sometimes you wonder "how did you get here?"

Chapter warnings: Here. We. Fucking. Go. SMUT. 18+. NSFW. MINORS DNI. Ah, yes, the song of my people. Fingering + oral (f receiving), p-in-v sex, loss of virginity, safe sex, some angst, some fluff... y'know. The good stuff.

Word count: 5.7k

A/N: SO. When I told miss ma'am @keanureevesisbae that this chapter was going to be a long one, and that I had 1k and I'd barely started, she guessed it was smut immediately. (She literally used the words 'Ch11 is smut. There is no other option.') She was right. You bet your ass I'm not writing 1k smut for a first time (or in general?... I like lengthy smut?) I hope y'all are happy now. I know I am! Now girl, get your butt home and read this 😘😘😘

IMPORTANT PSA: It's a first time - without any blood and without any pain. I'm not about that stuff. So if you're someone still waiting for that moment (even if you're a minor who hasn't turned away yet), read it and don't weep: First times don't have to hurt if you take your damn time and make sure everybody's comfortable with everything that's going on. Anyone who can't do that for you? Kick them TF out of your damn bed or wherever the hell you are. And if it still won't happen despite having tried all the smart stuff (smart stuf is NOT putting stuff like vaseline in your vagina, by the way): GO SEE YOUR DOCTOR. And use condoms. Just... Can't stress that enough.

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Sy was going to pick you up at 7. By the time it was 6.30, you were ready to go, but definitely not ready in any other capacity. Julie’s advice had been simple: ‘Let him take the lead, you just shave.’ And that last bit was pretty much optional. She’d overheard some drunk conversations between Patrick, Sy and the rest of the boys… He didn’t exactly seem fussy when it came to grooming choices. Nice to know. Maybe a tad too much info.

You checked your outfit another twelve times, your hair another twenty at least, and you did four more laps of the house before it was finally… 6.35? Really?

It took four solid eternities until that knock on the door at 7 on the dot. Your hands trembled when you opened the door, and when you opened your mouth to say something, you couldn’t make a sound.

“Hi beautiful,” he said with a big smile, “ready?” You just nodded, as you were still unable to speak, and followed him to his car. He looked good tonight, as always, and you decided it should be illegal for anyone to look this handsome in jeans and a t-shirt. The denim of his jeans was stretched tight around his thighs, and his shirt almost looked to be at risk of giving out. Alright, maybe you were taking some creative liberties there, but it definitely looked tight and it bothered you that he had it on in the first place. Quite frankly, it bothered you that he had anything on to begin with. During dinner, you had the worst time trying to keep your eyes off him.

“I’m sorry it wasn’t a very creative date,” Sy said at the end of the night, as you walked back to his truck. You laughed at that.

“I didn’t need a creative date, Sy. It just needed to be good.” You snuggled into his side when he threw an arm around your shoulders.

“Was it?” He almost looked shy when he asked, as if he was afraid you were going to tell him it hadn’t been a good date. As if you were going to reject him… But how could you? How could anyone? You put your hand over his and brushed your thumb over the back of his hand.

“Very,” you said, smiling up at him. The way he smiled back at you made you bite your lip. Everything had changed. And anything that accidentally hadn’t changed by now, would change tonight. A voice in your head told you that it wasn’t too late to turn back, that you could go back to being friends…

“Are you alright, Sugar,” Sy asked, his voice all kindness and compassion, “you seem nervous?” Of course he could tell you were nervous. You were a virgin with a terrible poker face, out on a dinner date with the guy you hoped would later tonight become your first. If your face din’t give it away, common sense would.

“I am,” you whispered softly. In the spur of the moment, you made a decision that – in hindsight – was very brave; to trust him. “There’s a part of me that’s telling me it’s not too late to go back to being friends.”

“Neither of us want that, darlin’,” he said as he shook his head. You knew he was right.

“It’s just the nerves, isn’t it?” He nodded.

Both of you were quiet on the drive back to your house. Your thoughts were running away with you, thinking up every doomscenario imaginable, no matter how ridiculous it was. No, the bed wasn’t going to break. No, Sy wasn’t going to hurt you. No, your mother wouldn’t all of a sudden barge into your house announcing loudly that she’d be staying until Christmas. It was just going to be you and Sy, and it was going to be at least as good as last time. One thing you were definitely excited about was being able to wake up next to him again. You had been missing those strong arms around you every morning for the past week. And the feeling of his hairy chest against your back… Somehow you convinced yourself to stick with the thoughts about what you were looking forward to until you pulled up in the driveway, where Sy – as always - walked over to your side to help you out of the truck. He firmly held onto your hand as you walked up to the front door, and while you were fumbling for your keys in your bag, he pulled you into him and gently placed a finger underneath your chin, lifting your face up to his slowly and carefully.

“Hey Sugar, mind if I kiss ya?” This time, no one needed any saving from broken porches and whatnot. It was just you and him, nothing more, nothing less. His lips left yours far too soon, and you continued your search for the keys even more frantically than you had started it. Needless to say, it didn’t work: these damn keys were nowhere to be found.

“Sy, help,” you laughed as you handed him your bag. He found them within seconds and opened the door.

Sy leaned against the door, causing it to fall shut. He didn’t do anything, didn’t try anything, he just stood there, quiet and still, waiting for you to take any kind of initiative.

“I’m scared,” you whispered as you took one step closer to him.

“Scared or nervous?” he asked. You could tell from the look in his eyes that it made an immense difference to him to keep these two apart in this type of scenario.

“Nervous,” you stammered. It wasn’t a lie, despite them being the worst nerves you had ever dealt with.

“So am I,” he replied. The smile on his face was genuine and sweet. You could see he was telling the truth, although there was no doubt a big difference between the amount of nerves he felt compared to what you were going through. He reached for your hand, and you let him guide you to the living room. He disappeared into the kitchen, leaving you there, waiting for him to come back. Your couch had never been this uncomfortable. Sy returned from the kitching holding a beer in one hand and an iced tea – or ‘sweet tea’, if you wanted to avoid another half hour lecture from Jules – in the other. You almost dropped the glass when he handed it to you and cursed your butter fingers and dumb nerves. He just sat down and turned the TV on, looking far more at ease on your couch than you did right now, which put you on edge even more. There wasn’t a single part of your body that wasn’t trembling, your was brain going back and forth between your desire to kiss him and the desire to send him home, and on top of that you wondered why he didn’t do anything. Did you even want him to? You sure weren’t going to… Maybe he didn’t want to push you? He was going to wait a long time if he expected you to take the first step… Eventually, you lifted your glass to your lips to take another sip of your drink, only to find out you had finished it. You were still shaking as you set your glass back down on the coffee table.

“Darlin’, c’mere.” He put an arm on the back of the couch, inviting you to sit closer to him. Somehow, being close to him made you feel less nervous. Sy made you feel safe. Nothing was going to happen to you as long as you were close to him. You let out a sigh and nestled into his side, humming contently as his arm moved from the couch to your shoulder. This was good. This felt right. His fingers drew patterns on the skin of your arm, leaving goosebumps in their wake. The movements weren’t pressing, it wasn’t an attempt at anything other than being there with you and stroking your arm. You were sure you would never be able to put into words how much you appreciated that, even if you spent the rest of your life trying.

It was almost ten when you felt Sy move. For a moment you were afraid he was going to get up and leave, and you panicked a bit. It was a much stronger reaction than you felt was necessary, but you really didn’t want him to leave.

“Sy,” you said softly, looking up at him. He was looking back at you, his eyes asking you to continue. “Why are you nervous?” You felt stupid for asking as soon as the words were out, but there was no taking them back now.

“All that talk about makin’ this special…” he chuckled softly, “now I gotta make good on that promise. Don’t want ya to think I’m all talk…” Despite what he was saying, there was no hint of any insecurities in his eyes. Sy looked completely calm. You told him as much.

“I mostly am,” he replied, “got some experience to help shut these nerves up.” You’d expected to hate any reference to his experience, but you didn’t. None of that mattered right now, he was here. He was with you. He was yours.

“Sy,” you said slowly, “I need you to take the lead.” It wasn’t a lie, even though you still hated to admit to needing anyone. You let out a small, soft, nervous little laugh, and you couldn’t keep it from trembling a little, but it was enough. He pulled you into his lap the same way he’d done the week before, straddling his thighs, although he was a little quicker to put a hand on your ass this time around. When he tried to wink, you couldn’t contain another laugh. This one was louder and more comfortable. Sy smiled at you, you smiled back. From the outside, this probably looked really stupid, but as a part of it, it was a lovely and intimate moment. If only it ended and changed into something more… But it didn’t. Neither of you moved.

“One of us is going to have to do it,” you heard yourself say.

“Don’t gotta tell me, Sugar, but I…” You knew exactly what he was trying to say. You couldn’t. He couldn’t. But why – the fuck – not? You knew what you were hung up on, but what was his problem? Was he more nervous than he led on? Did he think you didn’t want this? Did he not want this? Fuck!

“Fuck,” you cried out in frustration, anger, maybe sadness, “why is this happening? This is bullshit! I want you, Sy, literally so bad. I want to kiss you. I want you to kiss me. Why can’t we…” Sy’s mouth crashed into yours, swallowing up the last of your sentence. Whatever you were going to say didn’t matter, it was obsolete, forgotten. Lips parted, tongues met, danced, retreated. He sucked your bottom lip into his mouth, making you moan, turning the sound into a whimper when he bit into it softly. You wrapped an arm around his neck, your hand at the back of his head, pulling him closer to you, the other wrapped around his chest, stroking his back. He moaned softly into your mouth when your nails softly scraped his scalp, down to the nape of his neck. He explored every part of your body he could get his hands on in this position, kneading the flesh of your ass, your hips, your sides, your thighs, leaving every bit of you he touched burning, longing, waiting…

Your thoughts were racing and your heart seemed to try to catch up to them. Weirdly enough, you weren’t worried or nervous anymore, just hopelessly in love and very, very turned on. Your only complaint at this time was that there wasn’t more of Sy touching more of you. Every inch of you was screaming for him, begging for him, pleading with every ounce of your being that he would never leave… And then he was gone.

Heavy hands pressed firmly down onto your shoulders and held you at a distance. It was a while before you dared to open your eyes, afraid you wouldn’t find him in front of you when you did, but when you finally looked, he was there. Half-smiling his way through a pained look and frown, trying to catch his breath. The pressure on your shoulders disappeared as his hands moved up to capture your face in between them. Sy gently pulled you towards him, until you were close enough for him to press a sweet kiss on your forehead before leaning his brow against yours. A warm chuckle escaped his throat.

“Y’alright, baby?” he asked in between heavy breaths. A hum and a nod were all you could manage. Sy spent another minute catching his breath while his hands softly traveled up and down your thighs, before picking you up in the same way he had the week before and carrying you off to the same destination.

You frowned when Sy pulled away after he put you down on the bed, but you were pleased to see he din’t go far. He was sitting right there, on his knees in between your legs, with your thighs draped over his. More importantly; he was taking his shirt off, which made you feel all kinds of ways, but the only way you could articulate it was: ‘yay’. Since there was no way you were supposed to say that out loud, you fought the urge to blurt it out and ended up moaning instead. Close enough. You were barely aware of your own fingers reaching for the hem of your own top until your necklace got stuck when you tried to pull it over your head. Sy was quick to help you untangle everything, even though it was hard for him. Those fingers were definitely made for far less refined work. When his hands moved towards the clasp of your bra, you stopped him. Sy looked at you questioningly – and sad, pouting even, which was adorable – but you shook your head. It wasn’t every day that you put on matching underwear – especially for a man – and he was at least going to see it, dammit, even if he didn’t give a damn about these things. It had been one of Julie’s little confidence boosting tips – she had even helped you justify the strategic acquisition of a new, possibly slightly outrageously expensive set. Sy was suspiciously quick to put two and two together when you refused his attempt to take your bra off, and his fingers tentatively moved toward the waistband of your jeans, a question burning in his eyes: ‘May I?’. You couldn’t look into his eyes as you answered. Instead, you turned your head away and whispered your answer very softly. You glanced in his direction from the corner of your eyes as he took your pants off.

You were going to have to ask Julie if that lovely tip of hers had been solely for the purpose of boosting your confidence, or if she’d secretly known what his reaction was going to be like, but either way you’d need to thank her. Sy’s eyes went wide when he looked at the pale blue lace contraption that kept you from being completely exposed. You shivered when his hands reached for your hips, pinching softly before trailing down your thighs. His hands felt good on your skin; a little rough, but you could tell he was trying to be gentle, and they were warm, which was more than you could say of the air in the room. Your next shiver came from the realization that it was, in fact, quite cold, which was more than apparent from the the way your nipples poked through the material of your underwear.

It caused you to feel an overwhelming urge to hide, but Sy didn’t let you.

“Don’t…” he said, his voice breaking up. He cleared his throat before continuing. “Sugar, don’t hide. You’re beautiful.”

The heat of his body fixed the problem you were having with the cold when he leaned over you to press his lips to yours again. The kiss started off slow, almost casual, before he deepened it and the intensity from before returned instantly. You ran the fingers of one hand through his beard while the other rested on his back, making subtle attempts to pull him closer to you. Eventually, he gave in and closed the remaining space between your bodies, only to move away near immediately. You whined when his lips left yours, wondering why he had to stop kissing you all of a sudden. It had been nice. Stopping wasn’t a good idea – it was a terrible one, in fact. Then why was he doing it? Your questions were answered when you heard the metal of his belt buckle and you gasped. It turned into a chuckle when you watched Sy take off his own jeans in such a hurry that it only slowed him down.

“Laughing at me, are ya, Sugar?” He laughed as he fell back on top of you, catching himself in time to keep from crushing you underneath his body. His lips found yours fleetingly before traveling to your ear, and from there down your neck to your cleavage. Sy couldn’t hide his enthusiasm as he turned his attention to your boobs, kneading them, grazing his fingers over your nipples, making you writhe and moan as his mouth explored the exposed skin of your chest. One hand made its way around your back, unhooking your bra with impressive ease.

“It’s really goddamn pretty, baby, but I want to see you,” he murmured softly against your skin as he unwrapped your breasts – ‘unwrapped’ being an apt descriptor, because Sy looked like a kid on Christmas while he did it… That man was absolutely crazy about your boobs.

“Dammit, Sugar, you look so fucking good,” Sy growled before flicking his tongue over your nipple as he ground his hips into yours. He was hard, and you were suddenly painfully aware of how little fabric currently separated him from you. You couldn’t stop moving as Sy continued his eager attack on your chest, the need to relieve the scalding desire between your legs was too big, too pressing.

“Fuck,” you gasped when teeth fleetingly grazed the pebbled flesh of your nipple, “Sy, please.” Where you found the courage; no idea. Somehow you managed to push Sy’s hand down to your stomach, where he suddenly held still, drawing patterns on your skin. His mouth left your breast alone and worked its way back up to yours, kissing you gently before moving towards your ear. His waiting made you even more restless, and your writhing became more and more desperate with every passing second. Sy chuckled, the sound was warm and sweet in your ear and sent little jolts of electricity straigt down to your burning core. You pushed at his hand again, begging Sy to finally provide you with the friction you craved.

“You’re an eager li’l thing, ain’t ya?” he whispered. The sound of his voice in your ear was magical – which only made things worse for you – but what he said made you a bit nervous. Eager… Was that a good thing? Did he mean too eager? And why were you overthinking this instead of enjoying what was going on? The feeling of his hand sliding further down your stomach until his hand cupped your mound was enough to stop your negative thoughts in their tracks and send them all the way to hell.

“Want me to go on?” You couldn’t even focus on answering while two of his fingers teased you by very lightly drumming a lazy rhythm on your swollen clit.

“Please,” you blurted out, “stop teasing, just…” You were practically sobbing at this point, begging to be touched.

“You best take those off, Sugar,” he laughed in reply to your plea, “I don’t think I can do it without fuckin’ ‘em up.” Your panties were off and on the floor before he’d even finished that sentence. For the love of God, could he just fucking touch you already? You fell back into his arms with an aggravated sigh, the end of which was drowned out by Sy’s grunt when he dragged a finger through your wet folds.

“Fuck, Sugar,” he growled in your ear, “such a wet goddamn pussy.” His voice was that of a man entirely drunk on lust – and somehow you found that empowering? You were startled when Sy gently pushed his finger into your core. He was being careful, keeping a close eye on your reaction to see if he wasn’t hurting you or anything of the sort. It didn’t hurt; it felt good. Not the kind of good that would make you cum, but it was definitely nice. A second finger slipped into you with just as much ease, making you feel even better, but at the same time more desperate for the release you still weren’t getting. You couldn’t hold back the gasps, sighs or moans as Sy pumped his thick fingers slowly in and out of your pussy, searching your walls for a spot you knew existed in theory, but had never found. When he pulled his fingers out, you whined, wondering why the fuck he stopped, and you looked at him, frowning deeply. Of course he was looking back at you, chuckling at your anger.

“Sweetheart, I meant it when I said I wanted to take good care of ya,” Sy said softly in between kisses as he made his way down your neck, in between your breasts, down your stomach. His kisses left a wet trail in their wake, which made you shiver as it came into contact with the chilly air. “Will you let me?"

Fuck, he was cute when he licked his lips. And when he bit it. That didn’t make you less nervous, but it drove you wild enough to nod without giving it any thought. The real nerves hit you again when you saw his face in between your legs and it dawned on you what he was about to do… Whether he saw the hesitation in your eyes or the way you shaped up to stop him, you had no idea, but before you could say anything, his low growl stopped you dead in your tracks.

“Fuck, baby, you look fucking amazing,” he rasped, “such a pretty pussy.” Two of his fingers teased at your entrance, making you whine in a plea for more. Sy chuckled when he slipped them into you with ease.

“So fucking wet for me, can’t wait to taste ya.” He said the words so eagerly that you couldn’t doubt that he was speaking the truth, which settled the majority of your nerves. The rest vanished when his tongue hit your clit. The feeling consumed you completely; there was absolutely nothing else in this moment than Sy’s tongue working the sensitive little pearl between your legs. Fuck this was good. He was good – not that you had anything to compare him to, but still. All of your attention was forced into focusing on what he was doing. His fingers sliding in and out of your throbbing heat, his tongue flicking and occasionally sucking on your clit, his free hand reaching up to your chest… All of it caused the pressure inside you to build, higher and higher until you finally snapped. You felt your walls clench around Sy’s fingers as your hips twitched uncontrollably while you rode out your high on his tongue before collapsing. When you heard him laugh, you looked down. Something in those eyes was cooking up the devious plan to put you through that again, but there was no way you could handle that. First of all because ow, sensitive? And second of all because you needed something else from him. Something your entire body begged for. You reached for his face to pull him back up to you, crushing your mouth against his in a frantic – and very wet – kiss. To your surprise, it didn’t bother you to taste yourself on his lips; if anything it added to your arousal. Most of the restraint he had shown you before was gone – his kiss was the epitome of unbridled desire that matched yours so effortlessly it was almost scary. There was no doubt in your mind that you needed this man as close to you as humanly possible, sooner rather than later.

“Sy,” you gasped into his mouth whenever you saw the chance to speak, “I need you.” He growled in reply. “Now.” You’d never had your body scream so hard for something it had never experienced before, it was remarkable if you thought about it – which you would… later… But definitely not now, no, now was the time for unhinged lust and unfamiliar urges, and angrily mourning Sy’s withdrawal only to find he was taking care of the last bit of clothing he was wearing. Now was the time to take a look at him naked, only to come to the conclusion that your dreams hadn’t been doing him any kind of justice… The reality was far more impressive than anything your mind had managed to come up with so far. Now was the time to stare at Sy, your eyes wide with fear and your mouth open in suprise, and for him to kiss you softly on the tip of your nose before reassuring you that everything would be fine.

He looked around for something, impatiently and frantically and with increasing frustration very apparent in his behavior. You looked at him questioningly.

“Condoms are in my bag,” and that bag was still by your front door…

“I think I still have some,” you said. It would be hard to find any time in your life you’d looked through your nightstand so eagerly before. After some time, you found what you were looking for.

“Of course,” you sighed. They were fucking expired. Good going… You were astounded by your own lack of preparation. The time it took Sy to get to the hall and back was just enough to build up your nerves all over again. This was happening. It was really happening… Some of the excitement was pushed back by nerves. You had seen what you were dealing with, but your brain could in no way make sense of the logistics. There was just no way that was ever going to fit. You were so caught up in freaking out that you hadn’t heard Sy return and you first noticed his presence when he put a hand on your hip.

“Baby, you okay?” There was genuine concern in his eyes. You smiled and nodded, unable to speak. You were so ready for this, but so scared it was going to hurt.

“Talk to me, Sugar,” he said as he put a hand to the side of your face and gently brushed your cheekbone with his thumb. The longer he looked at you, the harder it became to keep your bottom lip from trembling.

“I don’t want it to hurt,” you whispered. You put your hand over his and squeezed it.

“It won’t,” Sy reassured you. “Trust me, breathe, talk to me, ‘kay?” Your nod was careful and quick. The lump in your throat didn’t disappear when you swallowed and your muscles tensed up when you felt the tip of Sy’s cock against your core. Sy chuckled when he noticed and he kissed you softly.

“That’s what’s gonna make it uncomfortable, Sweetheart, ya gotta relax.” It was easier said than done, but his kiss and the soft kindness he showed you in everything he did helped a lot. Everything went well for a bit, until it didn’t. Sy saw the discomfort on your face and stopped moving. His mouth found yours, and he pulled you into a tender kiss, moving his lips against yours softly, calmly and at a gentle pace. He carefully took advantage of the moment he no longer felt your walls clench hard around him, inching himself further into you as you moaned into his mouth. The feeling of your walls stretched tight around his cock to accommodate all of it was surreal. It felt good - so fucking good, if you didn’t know any better you’d say it was magic.

For a moment you were busy with all the things you were feeling, and not concerned with Sy at all, until you heard him moan into your mouth.

“Can I move?” His voice was hoarse. “God, I wanna fuck your tight li’l pussy.” You moaned when he said it. It was strange to hear him talk like that, but it was so incredibly hot to hear how much he wanted you – and it made a part of you feel bad for not being as vocal as he was. The rhythm Sy settled on was slow and his thrusts were gentle. A bit too slow and gentle, maybe? The thought surprised you, but not more than the unconscious movements of your hips did. Without realizing it, you’d settled into the same rhythm, mirroring his movements so your hips met his with each thrust. Sy let his head hang next to yours and his moans and grunts and the feeling of his hot breath on your ear and in your neck drove you wild, which surprised you a little. Soon, you found yourself mirroring those noises as well, unable to keep quiet as Sy drove himself into your tight core time after time. It was as if he slowed down with every thrust – he didn’t – and your exasperation grew with every second as he stuck with the same agonizingly slow rhythm.

“Faster, please,” you moaned into his ear, and he was more than happy to oblige.

“Look at you, baby,” he growled in your ear as he picked up the pace,  “takin’ me so goddamn well.” His words made your head spin and you felt your walls clench around him as he said it. It was sweet, it was nice, but it was also something else entirely you couldn’t quite put your finger on. Your own moans and squeals mingled with his low grunts and growls as he sank into you with harsh, short thrusts that made you feel so good you could just about cry. Your senses were overwhelmed by all the different sensations; the feeling of Sy’s cock, vigorously pumping into you, filling you completely with every thrust of his hips; your skin, damp with sweat, exposed to the cool air; the sounds of skin against skin and Sy growling in your ear, mixed with the sounds of your own pleasure; the strangely arousing smell of sweat and… sex; the look on Sy’s face as every move he made pulled him closer and closer to the finish; and finally the salty taste of Sy’s skin that hit your tongue as you sank your teeth into his shoulder when his final thrusts were almost painfully erratic.

“Sorry ‘bout that, Sugar,” he laughed apologetically as he held you close for a moment. You winced at the feeling of emptiness when he pulled out of you and left your walls clenching around nothing. He pressed a soft kiss to your temple before moving away, disappearing from the room to handle the necessary clean-up. Maybe the cold came a little too abruptly, maybe it would have happened all the same if he’d stayed close to you for a little longer, in any case, a slight fit of panic set in. Sy couldn’t have been gone for more than two minutes, and when he returned he found you curled up on the covers, shivering and staring into space.

“Sugar, are you okay?” His hands were warm on your skin. It was nice.

“Tired,” you answered with a slight chuckle as the panic disappeared with every stroke of his hands. Everything was better now that he was here. “A bit overwhelmed…” That was probably not a weird thing, right? Sy sat next to you on the bed and gathered you up into his arms. It drew your attention to the sweat and… other fluids… you were covered with.

“And sticky,” you blurted out before you realized it. You somehow managed to laugh at that. In fact, you both laughed at that.

“You can go take a shower if you want?” Sy suggested. It was a great idea, but there was no way you were going to let go of him, and you told him that.

“Are you tellin’ me to come with ya?” Sy grinned and instead of rolling your eyes at him, you grinned back. Apparently, he took that as a yes, because he threw you over his shoulder while he muttered ‘don’t gotta tell me twice’ and carried you off to the bathroom.

“Wait!” you yelled when Sy wanted to drag you into the shower. He looked at you, one eyebrow raised inquisitively. You pointed at your hair before finding a scruncie and tying it up. It shouldn’t have been a surprise that that wasn’t much of an explanation for a man with more hair on his chest than on top of his head. “I can’t go to sleep with wet hair, it’s really bad for your hair.”

“Never knew,” Sy said. Something was clearly amusing to him, but you were too tired to question it. “Now, c’mere, Sugar, I wanna get to bed.” Sy’s strong arms combined with warm water were exactly what you needed right now to wind down and process everything that had happened tonight.

It was a good thing you had Sy with you, because it gave you something to lean against when your legs didn’t feel like it anymore, and someone to carry you back to bed when the time came.

“So, this is taking proper care of your woman, Sy?” you chuckled as you snuggled as close to him as possible. “Sugar, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.”

#syverson fanfiction #syverson x ofc #captain syverson #captain syverson fanfiction #syverson #cpt syverson #syverson fluff #syverson smut #henry cavill fanfiction #henrycavill fanfic #henry cavill characters

[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader x Daughter x Instagram AU

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alizemiaharlow Exams are kicking my butt 😩 can I just go to sleep???

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cassiewyatt Same 🥲🥲

alizemiaharlow dude come over

urbanwyatt still grounded, sorry mia

alizemiaharlow BORING!!!!!!!

allabouttheharlows wait ur in school? but you’re acting and doing music

alizemiaharlow You thought that was going to matter in The Harlow household? Dad said I needed a backup so school is a priority whenever I’m not filming.

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alizemiaharlow Showing thong is our thing apparently 😂😂😂

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ezharlow weird flex but ok

alizemiaharlow & you’re annoying

yourusername 😂😂😂 Twins

alizemiaharlow Always 🥰😘

cassiewyatt Hotties 🥵

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alizemiaharlow 🌹 this delivery made my night

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yourusername They’re beautiful Mia

alizemiaharlow ☺️☺️☺️

cassiewyatt Ok major points to that person

alizemiaharlow likeee maybe 90? 😊🤭

yourbestiename Awww Mia, they’re definitely earning brownie points

alizemiaharlow Ahhhh, sure are 🥺

ezharlow Umm what? Dads gonna flip

jackharlow Dads already flipping

jackharlow WHO SENT THOSE BECAUSE I DIDN’T

jackharlow THESE LITTLE BOYS NEED TO FALL BACK IM NOT PLAYING

nemoachida oh hell noo. Who is he niece

shloob We checking his ass fr

2forwoyne send the details now

yungskylark 🤔 no

quiiso Does he want to get jumped?

urbanwyatt ABSOLUTELY NOT

alizemiaharlow damn dad, you brought entire of PG on here????

claybornharlow NO NO AND NOO

alizemiaharlow damn you too uncle clay-clay 🙁🙁🙁

jackharlow stop stalling child of mine, who’s the boy who send those

alizemiaharlow Omgggg no go away!!!

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alizemiaharlow Since day one, it’s a family thaaanggg ❣️

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yourusername 🥺😍

ezharlow You had to one up them huh

alizemiaharlow 🤫 not so loud 😇

quiiso Nah because I know what you’re doing little one.

alizemiaharlow wdym? I’m not doing anything 🤫

jackharlow This made me shed a tear or two.

jackharlow BUT DONT TRY TO DISTRACT US FROM THE POST FROM TWO DAYS AGO.

urbanwyatt Girl I know you did not try to play us like that. This cute post isn’t going to make us forget about roses guy

nemoachida ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

nemoachida But who’s the guy who sent the roses

yungskylark family thing for sure 🔥

yungskylark Now tell us who’s the fucker sending my niece roses????

alizemiaharlow Omggggg, I love y’all but you guys are annoyingggghh!!!!! Just someone I’m talking to, nothing serious yet. Happy???

jackharlow No, what’s his name?

twin2 ask ez I’m pretty sure it’s his friend

ezharlow NO, DON’T ASK EZ. EZ KNOWS NOTHING!!!!

twin1 didn’t we hear u say something about “if dad finds out I know it’ll be my ass”

yourusername Heyyy twins of mine, stay out of it and DRUSKI IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU!!! Stop making them a account. I said nooo social media!!!!

druski2funnny 🫣🫣🫣 Is it too late to cancel on thanksgiving?????

alizemiaharlow TWINS!!!!! Wtf????

ezharlow welcome to my world Mia, I told you they were evil little demons

twin2 all demons are evil idiot

twin1 seriously how are you mom and dads kid.

twin2 ARE YOU ADOPTED????

twin2 you are aren’t you 😂😂 I knew dumb didn’t run in the Harlow blood.

ezharlow IM GOING TO CUT THE HEADS OFF YOUR DOLLS

twin2 I’m gonna cut yours and feed it to my fish.

alizemiaharlow HEY EVIL SPAWN. OFF MY LITTLE BROTHER!!!!!

twin1 this is exhausting 🥱

jackharlow ALL OF YOU DOWNSTAIRS FAMILY MEETING NOW!!!

yourusername 🤦🏻‍♀️ What happened to my nice, sweet little babies??? All 4 of you, downstairs, don’t make your father repeat himself.

cassiewyatt Well I’m happy I’m the only child 😳

urbanwyatt 😂😂😂😂

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[oleksiak-pettersson]

I love ur fics! Gonna need some more PETEY ones please!

Okay, I thought of this one recently and it’s inspired by my baby’s inability to wear a toque (beanie if you’re nasty) properly!

P.S. - Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, and Happy Holidays to all my lovely babes 😘🧡

"You can't leave like that," you announce from your spot on the couch as Elias moves to grab his keys. He pauses, confusion covering his entire face like a mask. There's such certainty in your voice that he quickly spins to check himself in the body-length mirror you have hung up by the front door.

His eyes narrow on your form, cozy under a blanket or two with your his favourite Canucks sweater covering your frame. He wishes he didn't have to leave for the rink so early. There's evidence of the pregame nap you shared still present on your features.

"You said last week this is my sexiest suit," His eyebrows furrow as he tries to make sense of your logic in his mind. He's got you there, that is in fact what you said a week ago upon picking him up from the airport after the Canucks' East Coast road trip. It may have also led to some of the hottest car sex of your life, but that's a story for another time.

"It is and if it weren't for the fact that you have to head to the game right now," You smile sultrily as you unwrap the blanket from your body. Elias groans quietly at the sight of your bare legs, only tiny athletic shorts covering your lower half. "I'd drag you to the bedroom and show you just how sexy."

Elias' blue eyes flutter shut as he uses all his willpower to not let his blood rush south.

"However, I'm actually talking about this," You reach up to adjust his toque. You pull it down over his ears and press a kiss to the tip of his nose.

Any sexual thoughts Elias had immediately vanished as he playfully rolled his eyes. His hands automatically find their place on your hips, they fit perfectly because you were made for him and he for you.

"It's almost Christmas, which means you're supposed to be nice to the ones you love," Elias teases, his eyes scrunching up as he smiles looking down on you.

"I am being nice," You say matter-of-factly, wrapping your arms around him. You squeeze his butt in your hands, causing him to lean further into you. "I'm saving you from being roasted on Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, and Reddit. If anything, I'm the nicest girlfriend in the world."

Elias just pulls you closer and he chuckles softly. You lean your head against his chest and listen to his heartbeat. "I love you," He whispers, before pulling you away from his chest slightly and pressing kisses all over your face.

"Kick some ass out there, babe," You smirk as he pulls away to head to the door. With his back facing you, you have ample access to his perky ass. You quickly give it a playful smack. "Love you, golden boy."

Elias is thankful he was handed a towel before being pulled into the hallway for postgame interviews. He quickly wipes some sweat from his face, focusing on the swarm of interviewers in front of him.

"Big game tonight Elias, how does it feel to be the leader of your team in points? You've been making plays and setting up your teammates for success?"

The question kind of irks him, it's praise with a backhanded slap towards his teammates disguised in there. Elias resists the urge to roll his eyes.

"Bruce has given me great linemates, that definitely helps. Demmer and Marty have been great in net, and when you have such great goaltending, you want to produce the results we're getting." Elias thinks he'd be a great actor, he can pull some bullshit, stereotypical answer out of his ass on a second's notice.

"Petey, the Twitter-verse has been losing it over the pictures of you walking into the rink tonight," a second interviewer starts, "It appears you've changed the way you wear your toques?"

Elias laughs, "Haha yeah, my girlfriend refused to let me leave our house tonight without fixing my toque."

The reporter smiles. "Might have to be your new pre-game ritual, especially after a game like that!"

nuxfan23: Y/N is one of us, thanks for teaching petey to wear a toque properly!

thecanucksbiggestfan: petey needs to always wear his hat like that if he's going to come out and have an 8 point night

itsy/n: shootout to canucks twitter for appointing me queen simply for fixing elias' hat lmao 😂 🤣

#elias pettersson #elias pettersson imagine #kylies blurbs #kylie writes hockey #gimme gimme gimme an elias after midnight #nhl imagine #hockey imagine

[hobivore]

Get to know me 💌

I was tagged by @textsfrombangtan @btsarmy9593 @augustbutwinter @ggukcangetit @xjoonchildx thank you my lovelies 💕

When is your birthday?

If you want to see if our signs are compatible you can just ask for my chart, baby 😘

What is your favorite color?

Red & yellow (on myself: green)

What’s your lucky number?

7 (and no not because of BTS. It’s always been 7)

Do you have any pets?

Not atm but I’m getting a snake soon like the proper Slytherin girl I am (I used to keep them in the past and I miss my babies) 🐍

How tall are you?

I can’t be contained by a physical body 

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

People keep track of that?

Favorite song?

Don’t force me to pick just one... but probably something by Deftones

Favorite movie?

I love Pan’s Labyrinth but I can’t watch it too often because it makes me cry

What would be your ideal partner?

Already got mine 💗 taking applications though if your name is Ten, Hoseok or Taehyung. Or Jimin...

Do you want children?

I do not want to think about this question (the answer is no unless mother nature and her hormones suddenly decides to kick my ass at some point in the future, she’s fickle like that)

Have you gotten in trouble with the law?

What makes you think I’d get caught?

What color socks are you wearing?

None but I’m wearing blue house slippers

Bath or shower?

Shower. I hate baths, they’re boring

Favorite type of music?

I’m all over the place. But mostly rock and metal (experimental, alternative, industrial, prog etc.), postpunk, indie, experimental and ambient electronical music (like triphop) and slow jazz. But I also listen to Latin (reggaeton) and obvs kpop and a bit of hiphop on the side. Like I said, I’m all over the place. I love music and if any of you think these genres sound like your jam, come talk about music with me!

How many pillows do you sleep with?

One

Which position do you sleep in?

Usually on my side, sometimes on my back. Can’t do stomach because it feels like my tits are in the way

What don’t you like when you’re sleeping?

Cold feet

What do you have for breakfast?

Oats with almond milk and nuts, dried fruits, fresh fruit + water and coffee or tea

Have you ever tried archery?

Yes and I aced it (it’s fun)

Favorite fruit?

[Hobi voice] STRAWBERRY 🍓

Favorite swear word?

I have a few. None in English though. Fuck is nice but it’s... a little bland, could use some seasoning, 6/10

Do you have any scars?

Who knows

Are you a good liar?

Yes. No. Maybe. One of these is the right answer

What’s your personality type?

Everyone’s type

What’s your favorite type of girl?

Y/N 😘

Left or right handed?

Both but I do most with my right

Favorite food?

I love all the food

Are you clean or messy?

Clean

Favorite foreign food?

I love ALL the food

How long does it take for you to get ready?

I’m always ready 

Most used phrase?

In real life? No idea. On here? Probably “rail me through a brick wall” or any other incoherent screaming in the tags

Are you a good singer?

I’m not terrible, but I’m not that good either

Do you sing to yourself?

Obviously. Someone has to do my soundtrack

Biggest fear?

Getting pregnant

Do you like long or short hair?

On others? Depends on the person. On myself? Medium length

Are you into gossip?

I’d like to say no but that’s lowkey a lie... I try not to, though

Extrovert or introvert?

Extrovert, baby

Favorite school subject?

I liked all of them but mostly the languages, history and biology

What makes you nervous?

Heights (oddly enough not when I’m in a plane, I love flying)

Who was your first real crush?

A girl I met when I was 11/12 yrs old and who left a lasting impression (I hope she’s doing well!)

How many piercings do you have?

3 + earlobes

How fast can you run?

Faster than Jungkook. Yes this is a thinly veiled attempt at triggering his competitive side in case he reads this (hit me up, Kookie)

What makes you angry?

O boy let’s not get started

Do you like your own name?

I do

What are your weaknesses?

Vain, loud, strong opinions, a bit too judgemental sometimes, too little patience, I’m a procrastinator, can be lazy at times, attention whore, Jimin levels of needy praise kink, very stubborn, can be a little manipulative, not always finishing things, definitely laughing too hard at my own jokes all the time, a man named Jung Hoseok, tbh all of BTS really who am I trying to fool here I am whipped

What are your strengths?

Naturally good at a lot of things, funny, smart, confident, good at saying no and setting boundaries, good at helping people, good leadership skills, always positive, enthusiastic, good at lightening up the mood because I can’t stay serious for more than 5 minutes and that’s pushing it, good at getting what I want with minimum effort, zero jealousy in this house

What is the color of your bedspread?

Dark blue and gold

Color of your room?

White and something between sea and mint green

I have no clue who’s already done this so apologies if you’ve been tagged before! Tagging @hobi-gif @flowerseokjin @smasmashin @kithtaehyung @feistychim @dulce-pjm @ressjeon @kingsuckjin @taegularities @sopeverse @jinfizz @sahmfanficbts @wwilloww @triviafics

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[coralsgrimes]

i sorry to say but it’s incredibly obvious someone from the DL or here sent that in. “Much younger costar” is not something a bessie would write lmaoo they would just straight up say shadow and bone costar or jessie mei li. That was definitely trying to be shade by making it look like ben preys on young girls. plus no bessie or darklina even posted it about and we all know they can’t resist that so i’m afraid it was someone here or the DL since they are the only ppl that would know abt jessie and hate him !

Like ye say we are absolutely wrong and ye are absolutely right? DL bad, here bad and we hate Benny (but ye are still here somehow...), And obviously the immaculate bessie knowledge. Peeps I think the block button ain't working still x.x the twat is back

Lemme break it all down like them good ol' enzymes!

So ye say that no Bessie stan send it because no one of them said it out loud? Well no one here said they done it, no one on DL said shit about it either. So by yer logic we are free from all suspicions too 😘

Soooo following from DL bad and we all hate Benny... Ye know this is the twitter mantra right? I have news for ye, DL cares not about Jessie and even more they care not for Benny's liking towards mostly young girls!!! Imagine that!! And saying someone send it because they hate him... Bitch x.x

Bristol blind was fake. Everyone knew that. The point is we had no idea why it was specifically naming Bristol. Then OMG ye not gonna believe this!!! Them stans on twitter got wet cuz Jessie is from Bristol? Was that the story? Or she was doing a film there? Anyways, neither us nor DL knew the significance stans put on Bristol. Gonna repeat myself, but bitch x.x

Okie so Bessies have no gain in their imagined couple being talked about outside of their adoration circles? Bitch x.x and what interests would DL have in it? No one there cares about DM cuz they have much better stuff than the paid for or fake shite that deux does. Actually Benny's fans outside twitter are mostly done with him. No one here even mentioned DM in months and also lemme remind everyone one more time that the Raya shit was posted to deuxmoi ONLY because she got so many stans asking about Benny tea. Welp another newsflash for ye x.x DL knew all Benny's shitstains before he got the Shadow Daddy's fame kick. Like if they do not care about Benny and Benny/Jessie tea, then why the super stupid investigations, looking for clues and for Benny sending secret messages to them? And well begging for tea from DM and going to DL and reading what they got even that they are haters and terrorists basically?

And ngl, the shite kinda backfired... Instead of interest in bessie all we got is that NO ONE beside stan twitter knows who Jessie is, no one sees any relationship happening and also they got another rumor similar to the ones coming straight from DL which is the devil's resting place in their eyes, so maybe other stuff they saying is right as well. Ye know like the ones that Benny likes em young or just plain stupid x.x

Like the question coming back to Jessie/Bessie instead of what we got (aka Westworld day lukewarm drink) might only been made in head full of imagined bullshit aka stans... Cuz like they are the ones saying lil miss sunshine is his whole world right?

So what about that hmmmm isn't it incredibly obvious!!! it's all so funny!!! We hate Benny!!! 🙊

And omg I'm gonna do a lil look around myself! I sorry to say but it's incredibly obvious ye are the culprit lil nonnie!

First of all ye know about Jessie and even more so ye know a lot about bessie/darklinas herd behaviour.

Second, ye are here and know what DL is meaning ye hate Benny Boy too!

Third, no one in my inbox or anywhere else pointed out that the younger costar may imply Benny being a perv. It's all year own initiative here!

I will not go further cuz I'm already fucking bored. Have nice day tho???

And find yerself better arguments cuz the ones so far make me believe in my own sleepy thoughts even more 😘😘😘

#best wishes #warmest regards