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114 comments of people being annoyed at Max, love that! Good job 🫶 ☠️🌈

Via tiktok

#oh yeah nah i was on their ass HKJLSDHLSK #LIKE GET RATIO'D YOU FUCKS #I JUST #I was talking to Kaitlin about this because we both find it UNFATHOMABLE #As I'm sure everyone else does too #Because like #How are you about to cut our show prematurely short #And take it away despite everyone insisting otherwise #And take it away despite having INCREDIBLE representation right there under yalls nose #Like imagine the posts they could be making if Ed and Stede actually got MARRIED??? #GAY PIRATE WEDDING ON SCREEN????? LIKE??????????? #Yet they decided to stick with their decision and then try to be like 'oh the best thing ever 🥰' after the fact #?????????????????????????????????????? #make THAT one make sense #And ALSO #It doesn't even make sense from a 'attracting new viewership' perspective either #Because how are you about to draw people in when y'all didn't even complete the story #How are you about to draw people in to an UNFINISHED STORY #A CANCELLED STORY!!! #I JUSTH SJKLDHSJKLDDKLSSHDJKLS #Like yeah I was definitely down to be more polite earlier in the gravy basket #But at this point with them pulling nonsense like THIS I'm like lol nah #Something something that one missing Stede quote where it's like #'I'm as mean as I am nice. And I'm REAL fuckin' nice' or whatever it was exactly SDKLS #OFMD

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#beautiful beautiful princess #also mourning the full chest tattoo so SO HARD #ONLY GOT WEE LITTLE GLIMPSES OF HER 😔 #Edward Teach #OFMD

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attack cats!

#HELP HER #HELP MY GIRL SHDJKLS #also ed is so Fluffy and stede is so Shaped #op do you want to see how hard i can cry #i love the Them #Zheng Yi Sao #Gentlebeard #Blackbonnet #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #OFMD #OFMD Season 2

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hi david zaslav do you have any plans for tomorrow hun? you up to much this weekend? oh nice me too, no plans, just chilling. hey if you’re free tomorrow do you want to renew my show? 👉👈

#LMAO STOP I 10000000% DID TOO #lyse out here polite menancing actually #...................I STILL MIGHT PENCIL A FIGHT IN MYSELF THOUGH SHDJKLSDKS #call an ambulance #BUT NOT FOR ME 🔪 #OFMD

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A diagram

#yeah #Yeah. #never EVER beating the kitty allegations #Edward Teach #OFMD

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Maybe after the Zaddy thing. Izzy was simply ready to die

#SJKLSHJKLFHSDLKJSDLS #LIKE HIS DAYS WERE NUMBERED AFTER THAT #THE NAIL WAS IN THE COFFIN #hit 'em with the boyfriend + zaddy + cat rambling combo #F A T A L I T Y #OFMD #Izzy Hands #no but really #can you imagine that you're about to face your largest enemy #and the captains of the operation are rambling on about cat attacks for like 5 minute straight and openly flirting and calling each other> #<boyfriend and zaddy HJKLSDS #THE AMOUNT OF DISSONANCE................

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this just in, post-fuck ed teach is a chatterer with no filter

#SKDJSKLDJS GOOD #AS HE SHOULD BE #happy and comfortable enough to just aaaaaaaaaaaaaa #and stede is either happily listening to every single word #and/or rattling on right there with him #Edward Teach #OFMD

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Listen to your captain 😉

#i'm trying stede bb i'm trying 😭 #IT'S HARD OUT HERE STEDE BB 😭😭😭 #also this art is so so darling sdkshdks like i just #*GENTLY HOLDS* #his creamsicle + borple combo is slept on i fear #Stede Bonnet #OFMD

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guys please 😭 from Samba's instagram

#THEY JUST KEPT //GOING// SJDKSHLDLKJS #PARTICULARLY TAIKA LMAO LIKE SIR //P L E A S E// #this makes my heart so full from an ooc perspective #because i'm sure there were so many times where they just left the camera rolling #and let rhys and taika bounce off each other for however many minutes #also f in the chat for poor ruibo fighting for her life HJKLSD #and ALSO #this makes my heart full from an ic perspective too because like #when was the last time ed just got to Chaotically Yap to the crew like that PFFFF #like it really just goes to show how healthy and happy he is again #NOT TO MENTION HE'S RIGHT THERE WITH HIS 'YES AND' BOYFRIEND SO THAT CERTAINLY HELPS #i just cannot hsdjklsds #THANK YOU AS PER USUAL SAMBA #HOPE YOU'RE HAVING THE BEST DAY/NIGHT EVER SAMBA #Taika Waititi #Rhys Darby #Ruibo Qian #OFMD #OFMD Season 2

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💜🏴‍☠️✨ HAPPY FRIDAY, ZADDIES [x] ✨🏴‍☠️💜

#HAPPY FRIDAY ZADDIES!!! 💜💜💜

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Photo Bonus:

Belvedere Presents Future, Directed by Taika Waititi: Director’s Cut 🤠

Thanks to the lovely Connie @spirker for sharing this video 💕

#He is just SO #HE IS SO!!!!!!!!!!! #BITES THIS SET AND SHAKES IT AROUND RGGHGBGRHRHRHRHRHGH #BITES HIM AS WELL #BITES IT ALL 👹 LMAO #Taika Waititi #normal about him #obviously

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Haven’t seen anyone link this…

#oh GOD #DEAR GOD #taika and rhys playing gay cowboys next 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ #Rhys Darby #Taika Waititi

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Belvedere Vodka

#… #……….. #……………….. #yall what if i just Combust lmao #what then #WHAT then. #Taika Waititi

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take this 2 question uquiz to find out which beloved mutual of mine would be your bestie ❤️

#Oh Meow this is so stinking cute #And wouldn’t you know it but I got Emy LMAOOO #WHAAAAAT??? EMY AND I HAVING SIMILAR WAVELENGTHS???? #NEVER EVER HAPPENS #I also then retook it to test a Theory #And then sure enough I got Ella 😌🥰 KSNDWNS #Also I may or may not have tested the options and was SURPRISED TO FIND MYSELF LMAO 🥲🥹 #talkative and Tired Af 🫡 #sunny but Haunted By Horrors TM AKDJWNS #This is so so adorable #WE WROTE OUR NAMES ON EACH OTHER IN PERMANENT INK #Mentioned

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@saltpepperbeard you are a ray of sunshine in the fandom. Every time I see you’ve posted I get excited to see your ramblings either on your own posts or in the tags of others!! *delicately gives your brain a little kiss* 💕

Hello @saltpepperbeard! You've received a lovely letter! 💌

#Oh my goodness GRACIOUS #Thank you so kindly anon #It’s almost like you KNEW I had a rough start to my week KANDNW 😭💜 #And thank you to everyone in the tags too #Yall are a bunch of sweethearts goodness GRACIOUS #Love yall so so much 💜💜💜 #We wrote our names on each other in permanent ink 🥹🥹🥹 #Mentioned

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hi frankie hello frankie (the way i accidentally unfollowed you by trying to hit the ask button shdjkls TUMBLR UI MY BELOATHED AND ALSO PLS FORGIVE). ANYWAY LMAO, G + Ed and Stede kissing in the rain? 👉👈💜💜💜

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#ooOOOOOAHAGGHWJCJWJDJWJDJWKX #LOOK AT THEM 😭😭😭 #I FEEL SO SO BLESSED #Because listen #Listen #Rain/storms have been linked to pain for the both of them before #PARTICULARLY Ed but Stede had his fair share too #Ie standing alone in the rain and fearing that Ed’s better off without him type deal #They’ve BOTH had their share of rainy angsty moments #So I was like…what if rain but Healing #what if rain but Warm #And you captured that so so perfectly Frankie #Their expressions and their posing and that BLUE OOOAGH #Also the way that the light makes the ink look purple and magenta in some places #Eating my entire arm thank you :) #ALSO SKDJWJDW GOD I AM SO SO SORRY ABOUT THE UNFOLLOW #If only you had seen the way I PANICKED 🥲 LMAO #I wish there was like #A 5-10 second window where you could undo that like how you can unsend an accidental email #Because I feel like it happens SO frequently to people and it’s just wknwndns #LIKE PLEASE TUMBLR I DONT WANT TO MAKE MY BELOVEDS :( OVER CLUMSY THUMBSIES 😭😭😭 #But anyway wkdjwjdj THANK you this is so so darling #Gentlebeard #Blackbonnet #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #OFMD

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ofmd as text posts | part 13

credit: pukicho

#THE WHEEZE I WHOOZED #OFMD + text posts my beloved lmao yall always make them PERFECT #OFMD #OFMD Season 2 #Lupete #Lucius Spriggs #Black Pete