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#Hunter x hunter incorrect quotes
ppslayer2000 · 6 months
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HxH Incorrect quotes
Random person: So who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Gon: Killua says we're like chopsticks!
RP: Aww that's so cute, does that mean you snuggle real close?
Killua: No, it means if you take one of us away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
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fattuccini-afraido · 6 months
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Kurapika, to Killua: You've got to learn to love yourself.
Killua: Don't you hate yourself?
Kurapika: Yeah, but this about you. Focus.
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lowqualitykillua · 1 year
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Killua and Gon: KURPIKA LEOREO LOOK LOOK
Leorio: Killua I swear if you bring another cat into this house-
Killua, holding up kittens: I HAVE 5 THIS TIME
Leorio: No.
Kurapika: Well-
Leorio: nO-
Kurapika: bUt CaT-
Leorio: NO MORE CATS!
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metaleras-lair · 10 months
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Illumi: You're pretty soft for a Zoldyck.
Killua: Excuse me? I happen to be a remorseless assassin.
Gon, appearing out of nowhere and placing a flower crown on Killua's head: Oh Killua! I made you another flower crown! Please stop losing them.
Illumi: So I see.
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hxh-incorrectquotes · 2 years
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Gon: Killua and I are so close we even share a toothbrush!
Killua: We what?
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softmafia · 2 years
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Hisoka: *does horrendous crimes*
Hisoka: sorry, I’m a Gemini.
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xovera-toz · 1 year
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Different characters and their reactions to their friend turning mad:
Sakura: *Tries reaching Naruto*
Killua: *Screams Gon's name*
Armin: If I stab 'im right he might live!
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hunter x hunter characters as things I've heard at sleep away camp.
language...
killua coming out of nowhere: boo!!!
gon: Jesus you scared the living shit out of me, ya know you would be terrifying if you were a ghost.
killua: thank you???
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hisoka: do you guys want go feed rocks to those children over there?
(all at the same time) illumi: yes!,
killua and gon: no you monster.
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killua talking to illumi: I HOPE YOU DIE.
gon overhearing: hay no audible death threats at camp!
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illumi: you look gay...
hisoka: I am...《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《
hisoka: Raffinierter Satan
gon: Huh.... English please.
hisoka: nein...
gon: BUt I AsKEd NicElLy?!《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《《
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lackadaisically-m · 2 years
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Hisoka : Ah, Chrollo, my old arch enemy.
Illumi: ...I thought I was your arch enemy?
Hisoka: I have a life outside of you, Illumi .
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Poopy gum has the qualities of both caca and shit.
-Bootleg anime quotes, bootleg hisoka
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dubblebubbleibuprofen · 5 months
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This is how I’m coping ok. It’s ok.
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ppslayer2000 · 6 months
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HxH incorrect quotes
Leorio: you fainted, do you remember anything? Kurapika: only the ambulance ride Leorio: that wasn’t an ambulance ride, i drove you Kurapika: but i heard a siren? Leorio: that was Gon and Killua Gon: sorry I got nervous Killua: I got bored
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fattuccini-afraido · 2 years
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A smug Leorio: Did it hurt? When I told you to google it and I was right?
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lowqualitykillua · 1 year
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Leorio: Hey can I have a fry?
Killua: I dun' know. Can you?
Leorio: Killua I swear GOD-
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metaleras-lair · 10 months
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Illumi: You can't defeat me!
Killua: I know. But he can.
[Adult Gon bursts into the scene]
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Y/N: Get out of my room, Wreck!
Wrecker: *being a little shit and standing outside the doorframe* I’m not in your room!
Y/N: HUNTER-
Wrecker: Hey! No fair! You can’t just call Hunter every time you want to get your way!
Y/N: Fine.
Y/N:
Y/N: CROSSHAIR-
Wrecker: *immediately running away* That’s so much worse and you know it!
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